Rotgrind - Episode 9 - They Saw Us

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Players:
- ZoranTheBear as Oran the Druid:
ZoranTheBear/
- SpeakerD as Tannhauser the Magus:
SUPERSNAKEKICK
- Earndil as Baldric the Alchemist:
Earndilio
- HulkyKrow as Rehua the Cleric:
hulkykrow
- Odoroshirider as Valli the Swashbuckler:
odoroshirider
- OnCallGM as the Game Master: OnCallGm
Thumbnail artist: LauraPendl
Music from: tabletopaudio.com/
Intro Music by artist: studio1703
#DungeonsAndDragons #Rotgrind #Pathfinder2E

[@thedude4840]

I expected a lot of weird and wacky things out of this show but never in a million years did I expect bremblo the lovecraftian avocado connoisseur.

[@shmee123ful]

i worry for speaker

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@shmee123ful I DONT!

[@winterweasel425]

@@lordfelidae4505 I heard Big D's voice yelling that.

[@Khornecussion]

@@shmee123ful I think you will find Speaker is also an Eldritch abomination.

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@winterweasel425 AS YOU SHOULD, MY BOY!

[@ksrknwht300klls]

Now I moved country to escape Odoroshi but she somehow found me. She appeared in my living room, stared, immobile, at my white, unfurnished wall for 4 hours, then turned, looked at me in the eyes and said "Your videogame choice sucks" and left. I don't own any video game...

[@lolroflroflcakes]

You too? She's like Santa Claus but female, American and she only brings sarcasm and feelings of unease.

[@nightsage217]

the true menace of the humankind. had mercy on our collective souls.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

Atleast you had someone else for 4 hours much more than 0 seconds. GOD IM SO ALONE.

[@felixzindel3374]

Yeah she was staring at my snake.

[@ebertwix5860]

Be like SpeakerD. If the GM ever gives you control of a narrative situation, never let your creativity be squandered.

[@lordfelidae4505]

Never leave their sanity to regret it.

[@ShotGunner5609]

Sieze the means of dungeon mastering!

[@Kropothead]

Don’t be scared to get suuuuuper weird with it, either. As long as everybody at the table’s having fun, go with whatever you think would be the funniest and/or most kickass.

[@gidofter_lukge]

Earndil automatically made the best villain so far this campaign

[@TOUGHEYES]

He really outdid himself this time.

[@RinAldrin]

Also has the highest kill count of all of the villains so far

[@RisaxTheImp]

Always a joy when Earndill goes mad with power.

[@alexander1112000]

I hope one of the players realizes how potentially useful Prance could be. Seriously, a lowlife gambler who’s actually good at gambling? Either he could become a passive source of income or favors. Like a guard at some event owes Prance a lot of money, and maybe Prance will forgive that debt if the guard leaves a door unlocked and unguarded… I see so much potential in this character.

[@liamerolduffy7738]

Nah, it would be better if he becomes the group’s Judas and stabs them in the back or he was the one who murdered Vali. That way, the gang becomes obsessed with hunting him down and getting revenge, starting the Kill Prance saga or arc.

[@alexander1112000]

@@liamerolduffy7738 I still think he could be used for so much PC bs. Narrative declaration: this guard owes Prance money and we’re gonna use that as leverage. Lowlife followers can be quite useful when used right.

[@liamerolduffy7738]

@@alexander1112000 Someone has not found out that this piece of shit backstabbed the gang and murdered blue elf waifu.

[@Voice_of_p]

A quick theory: Baldric is a noble and is related to the hegemon. He is wearing the bucket in order to not be discovered do to his RED Hair. And Khronch is pretty sus.

[@jackson14431]

Baldric more like Batdric

[@Voice_of_p]

@@jackson14431 Oh my god its a clown! Kill it with fire!!!

[@notoriousjester2593]

@@jackson14431 More like Bald-Rick, am I right or am I right???

[@saphirone8030]

I have a feeling our boy Khronch's turtle back effect is there to counterbalance how jacked up his stats are. Maybe if he ever take off that armor he is going to be walking at light speed for the naked eye.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Go full rock Lee on them

[@MrPlainsflyer]

Im so glad Earndil gets to be what he always wanted. Insane. Its such a fun version lol

[@Khornecussion]

The return of " I think you will find " - my favorite Earndil line.

[@Khornecussion]

"RETREAT NOW FOR VICTORY LATER! " - Tannhauser

[@worldlinezero4783]

I audibly gasped when earndil used the declaration to reverse the chainsaw car

[@Wanderingsage7]

Dick move, honestly.

[@robertmuggeridge4736]

I'm starting to think the only way Erandil can cope with everyone else's fuckery is that Thurston has to give him an episode per series where he gets to murder hobo everything. Just shows therapy works! 😂

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

When the tyrant’s guild moon said to Tanhausser “Guess I’m ridiculous too.”, all I could hear in that moment was MGR’s It Has To Be This Way.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Sgt waincroft needs to be a recurring villain for Tanhauser to fight. They just form that friendly rivals/honored enemies relationship. Always clashing and fighting but no one ever gets that killing blow

[@AlexWithington]

So we now have a dwarf and his dog that are dimension hopping around different universes to drink at all the bars and taverns in the narrative declaration multiverse

[@richardpaxford5792]

I love how Thurston clearly made Glubtok the Helpful Child to punish the party for Tatertot 😅

[@Zamtrios245]

"I will turn these Hero points into Villain points damnit!" *proceeds to kill two party members*

[@barrybend7189]

Welcome to the nightmares of city planning.

[@CommissarMitch]

Take me down to the nightmare city Where the grass is black And the swords are shabby Oh won't you please take me awaaaaaayyyyy

[@winterweasel425]

@@CommissarMitch The streets are dark and the people are shady. Everyone's walks tend to get real stabby.

[@Falkoln]

i love earndil chaotic side

[@Khornecussion]

I think you'll find we all love Earndil's chaotic side.

[@TOUGHEYES]

Many moons ago, we got to see him roleplay a very taciturn and serious man of the Ordo Xenos, who in turn roleplayed an absolutely insufferable prat wearing glasses. Reeb Van Horne was a sane man in an insane galaxy, and its only gotten better and better role-playing from all of them since.

[@Eckef]

Please someone, make Gremblo's bomb a complication

[@jonhogan6735]

I will now have to make a character that can top the weirdness of bremblo

[@brightdarknesspresent]

I don’t think that’s even possible

[@MrNinjaBurger]

The best narrative declarations so far. Incredible work! Hulky's towards Oran and Earndil's backwards are so good!

[@landanmentzer5247]

That fucking Sawsoarer's going to be a recurring character isn't it?

[@Kropothead]

Hoot hoot, bitch.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

We always have that dramatic intro before things descend into "chuckle-fuck"-induced chaos once more lol

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

The revolution grinds on

[@DoodTheDud]

14:44 for the beginning of the Bremblo description

[@Ashen_Hollow]

This one was a hoot. The second half had me rolling with laughter and suspense.

[@MatthewCSnow]

A hoot in more ways than one

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

"Hoot hoot, mother fuckers!"

[@acegree8144]

I am 17 minutes in, i will forever be disappointed if we don't get to see what bremblo looks like at some point

[@alphaandomega4422]

This almost brought back PTSD from ep 29 of Warhams, and then that out of nowhere plot twist at the end, your story writer is giving my neck whiplash and I LOVE IT! Can't wait to see where it goes from here!

[@OnCallGM]

Thanks so much! I think now things about where the plot is going will crystalize fairly quickly.

[@alphaandomega4422]

@@OnCallGM awesome, just stop trying to kill everyone!🤣🤣🤣

[@rhodes3983]

Easily one of the most intense episodes ever

[@danielknapp159]

So, what forgotten item in their inventory was supposed to defeat this chainsaw car?

[@jefferycrouse4652]

The run the fuck away button. Baldric used it they didn't

[@fhantum6519]

Hahaha how funny! There were none!

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

I both learned something and confirmed something today. I learned not to make Earndil angry, and I confirmed my suspicions about the pool and how the rot will work in this campaign. And I really, really, REALLY want more.

[@gilliam8897]

You guys don't know how hard I'm laughing at this episode, I fricken love you guys so much.

[@Withernall]

Being there live for the |twist| and [the buildup] to it was intense... but what a ride!

[@mahirislam207]

That ending surprised me like wow.

[@horstherbert35]

2:43:52 has a continuity error: the saws are at the front of the vehicle, and it just reversed, so they couldnt be used

[@spitfireflyer1558]

Maybe it had smaller sawmounth in between the rear axles? It's not like people are gonna be less dead if the sawmounth was not beinging used, considering that they were being chrushed to death be a several ton weighing steampunk monstrosity that accidentally reversed onto them.

[@Juubi217]

What are rules, really though?

[@Laughing_Dragon]

Technically, there is no facing rules as they have stated multiple times already this series.

[@BlackShadow1991]

Damn, that was an awesome, intense episode with all of that combat happening, that Chainsaw Car was no frickin' joke, but I love that the players can play as villainous NPCs in some scenes :D Not only that, but Earndil not pulling any punches, major respect. And considering the inspirations for the world of Rotgrind, I should've seen that ending coming :P For the algorithm!

[@Andri474]

The ending makes sense, considering this is loosely based on the Dark Souls universe.

[@squidopedia_]

Absolutely banger episode, the chainsaw car, the plot twist, everything

[@Chromeberd]

I'm so glad I held off on waiting for the last few episodes because this and the last are a great couple to binge at once. Fantastic work guys. I've seen more popular tabletop productions put to shame at your level of dialog and storytelling. Can't wait to see where this adventure goes.

[@harleyfields9097]

Now we learn the pool is their bonfire.....

[@RinAldrin]

I feel this session was Erandil venting all his pent up insanity from always having to be the level headed one

[@mistahjenkins4826]

I can't be the only one that felt my heart shatter at Glubtalk realizing what happened to his, for lack of a better term, mother. ; _; Also, word to the wise for any newer players? DON'T DO WHAT EARNDIL DID. You will immediately lose trust with your group, and you *will* end up being outed from the campaign.

[@mercury4885]

Seconded. Narrative fuckery is a power reserved for the DM, who must use it gracefully & with caution. Well established groups who have mutually respectful play can have a little fuckery, as a treat, but I wouldn't trust most players not to abuse it.

[@ahorseofcourse7283]

Agreed. Baldric as a character was already annoyingly whiny, and Earndil as a player wasn't much better, and this is all made worse by him being the "main character" despite being completely uncompelling. This episode made me dislike him immensely and I'm not sure if I really want to keep listening to the series after this episode. It's certainly made me rethink my decision to join their Patreon.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

​@@ahorseofcourse7283 Well part of it stems from Earndil helping write the setting. He knows a lot about it and he also likes playing the asshole character. He's the straight man to a bunch of murderous crazy people. It's a game and everyone was having fun. Which is the important thing at the end of the day

[@Somajsibere]

Viva la revolution!!!!!!! missed you guys! edit: spoilers: goodbye my friend ! Rest in power Edit2: WTF was that ending!

[@KazeTheCursedOne]

Gremblo is the new nurgle

[@Jensenlolman]

Looks like Glumtock is the next Tatertot.. guess that makes Bauldric the foster father

[@_eggtart_]

It feels so nice to not have to wait for the next episode This one... this one leaves on a cliff hanger

[@Azraile]

It's only fair that if you donate to the DM a portion should go to the players too.

[@bionicdragon5]

I just hope Thurston learned from War Hams and isn't going to have another ridiculously-hard-to-kill worm monster again. I'm all for him being cheeky with equally cheeky players, but that battle just dragged on and on and wasn't fun for anyone. Then again, seeing as how they seem to be capping points at 3, it hopefully won't get too ridiculous.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

@@bionicdragon5 That Grub was hilarious. Just the ultimate middle finger to Lorn. But yes, just in case they do the respawn/keep at 1 hp they should limit it to no more then 2 uses per enemy for that

[@jaysea682]

2:32:54 Glubtock didn't grab a position bottle he grabbed a shard that had a drop of healing in it

[@bumberton7958]

Rehua da Itreelian is my favorite character, I love how he cooka da treezza!

[@ragemachine3422]

Complications system... does speakerD speak a 2nd language. It would be hilarious if in response to a one his settings glitch and he can only speak a 2nd for a time duration

[@MrGosty-bk9ec]

That would be pretty funny

[@bryanwannell4929]

16:35 😂god i love the madness that is @speakerD

[@truesorensen4625]

I was a little disappointed at first because a decent chunk was wrapping up last sessions combat, but then the fuckin CHAINSAW CAR came out! (I enjoy the combat but i do prefer the rp shenanafuckles you guys get into [just my preference])

[@Kropothead]

It’s a matter of taste. Some people like the roleplaying, some prefer the roll playing, they’re both fine choices.

[@zacharybosley1935]

Everyone Wanted the Chainsaw Car.

[@laserbeastman7447]

Did I hear complications? Well then, let’s get to brainstormin’.

[@numinasarcadia1717]

YESSSS I LOVE ALL OF YOU! I’m one sec in and it’s lit already as always 👌💪❤️

[@eglewether5523]

CRUSHEM UNDER DA CHAINSAWROLLA .. mandatory dow comment ...

[@Kropothead]

METAL BOXES?

[@theshyarcher9077]

I just got chills when they were back in the water omg

[@bigboyart1]

0:40 I love that Earndil said that line exactly in the cadence Alfabusa would with his maximum Swedish voice (most notable in the radio ads in H:tP) (I'm very happy)

[@Voice_of_p]

What A Timing

[@tahrey]

This is as far as I've watched so far, and I'm calling it at this point: Glubtalk is the massively OP self insert character that everyone hates but keeps delivering useful Deus Ex Machina, and ultimately turns out to basically be an elemental god in disguise who's chosen these people to do his will. That or they all turn out to be stuck in virtual reality and the pool is a Final Fantasy save point.

[@TITAN_101]

Despite the 'Fowl'-play that was one 'Birch' tree of a grind ^.^

[@TheWaterdog6]

I was honestly hoping for like a fern gully situation happen with the giant chainsaw car.

[@Codeman1930]

This was AWESOME!!!

[@Linenlime43266]

I know things beyond all of you and I know what happens next without even needing to see the next episode. I have transcended time and I know what the future holds and all I can say is

[@migarsormrapophis2755]

yey

[@squeethemog213]

That was a damn good episode 😲

[@MakeLifeWorthLiving]

Hulkykrow made the best narrative declaration!

[@shmee123ful]

what....is wrong with speaker ?

[@bionicdragon5]

I think you'll find this is just a side effect of working with Alfa for an extended period of time.

[@admiralpepper6933]

@@bionicdragon5 Alfabusa is just the Warp in a human-sized cage.

[@okob777]

I don’t care what anybody says Oran is a cool name!!!

[@MrGosty-bk9ec]

Im starting to think that animals have a thing for Tannhauser's legs...

[@mocombat4]

----------' is coming back oh Boi I can't wait for hulky to break his tree pants

[@Jensenlolman]

Baron is the Rune Bear from elden ring

[@dekuloveshair5667]

Genuinely going what happend to them? What did you do to them? Did they die?? Are they dead??! Honestly imma guess they are, give they were asked if they died and they somehow woke up in the water pool, I think the fall killed them all

[@zacharyroscoe4374]

Forgot to reset your respawn point I see. Well it's a long walk back Vaali and Oran.

[@fishpop]

I must've also blacked out last episode as i recall nothing except a vague recollection of the Chainsaw Car...

[@Bek359]

I see Speaker's a fan of System Shock 2, lol

[@Severin1111]

Has anyone ever pointed out that Khronch's name is pretty similar to Khorne and Tzeench?

[@spritemon98]

This ending was crazy

[@Hetzfs]

5 of the morning, coffe, food and the good energy from You guys, love you (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

[@panose6542]

wait is baldrick basically ted kaczynski

[@defies4626]

Erandil getting his mad max 40k on

[@brennamohagen1818]

59:00 "Can I take apart the horse?"

[@hansarp2066]

Is brembo just Mr. Plinkett?

[@textscrn1559]

DBZ-caliber of 6 seconds with all that going on, haha

[@jakeparkin5961]

Of course the first player death was caused by another player

[@worldlinezero4783]

Wow. Damn.

[@freelancerthe2561]

Oh great..... now we're Returnals.....

[@edg0126]

Can you do a starshiptroopers campain ??

[@blargcoster]

Oh no

[@thewarp2396]

damn gotta wait a whole 2 more weeks to find out what thefuk is going on

[@braveherogreenleaf6256]

DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE BONK BEFORE HULKY'S TURN @ 50:25 LMAO IM DEAD OMFG HAHAH Also, The Hegemon is just Reeb.

[@mycastephens4987]

does this setting have resurrection?

[@bionicdragon5]

I mean, the PCs apparently died when they fell into the sinkhole, then were resurrected by one of the gods. So probably.

[@lordclang8223]

NO NOT MY VIDEO GAMES?!?!

[@spritemon98]

Dont they have healing potions in the people's loot?

[@Shaso1000]

glob tock helps

[@Penumbra_Guard]

THAT ENDING ヽ⁠(⁠(⁠◎⁠д⁠◎⁠)⁠)⁠ゝ

[@Esodum]

1:13:40 but what if i want the graveyard suck... Hypothetically, of course

[@evelynlamoy8483]

chainsaw car, now featuring circular saw.

[@DGN_Gaming]

dushelf reminds me of benny from the mummy