Rowan Vine Part 1 - Undr The Cosh Podcast

Buckle up, Rowan Vine is with us this week talking through his time at Portsmouth, Southampton, Brentford, Colchester, and Luton.
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Timecodes:
00:00 - Intro
5:00 - Initiation song
7:10 - Portsmouth youth days
15:15 - Fight Big Kev (Ex Pro Boxer)
23:00 - Not getting played.
28:10 - Harry comes in, loan to Brentford
38:50 - Move to Colchester United
45:50 - Car Crash, Personal Life and Phil Parkinson
58:00 - Luton move, Kevin Nicholls
1:12:00 - Move to Birmingham, Nicolas Bendther

[@callumhobday5867]

That is the finest redknapp impression I've ever seen.

[@mrdavidmillz]

You can make an accurate bust of Redknapp’s face by leaving a wellie boot too close to a 3-bar electric fire

[@peterquinn582]

Actually a very decent lad when you get over the first few mins.

[@rodneytrotter1066]

was abouta click off but ill see if youre right peter

[@paulkerr2654]

The guy is obviously at the wind up the first 10 minutes, it's actually one of the best of this run. The kit man story is outstanding 🤣

[@christaylor1913]

Is it the kit man story the one about 16-20 mins? Does he get any less cringey after? He comes across very elevenerife

[@prashantduggal8235]

Absolutely mate. Clearly know each other and he’s clearly wanting to have a laugh. Obviously a character that’s not backwards about coming forwards but it’s another cracking episode and you can tell there’s a lot more than what meets the eye. Yet more great work gents!

[@sneakypete2637]

Gets better as you go along. Luton bit after an hour is funny.

[@andrewsavage9148]

Comes across as a bit of a walloper but his story about fighting the Kitman at Pompey is hilarious 😂

[@benthestreetsarfa7454]

I absolutely love this guy!!! What a great character!!

[@Robhalifax]

Spoiler: He calms down after 10 mins or so and it turns into a good one.

[@christaylor1913]

He calms down a bit, but still comes across the same.

[@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077]

Absolutely awful first 10 minutes - I would have turned it off if I wasn't interested in what he had to say about Colchester. Glad I stuck around though- I guess just nervous for the first 10 minutes and tried to show off.

[@FelixGallardo1946]

@@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077 the fact you’re even interested in what this prick has to say is rather worrying

[@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077]

@@FelixGallardo1946 Why? I always wondered what went on with his loan - now I have more of an idea after hearing his one-sided version of events.

[@glensimmonds2982]

@@FelixGallardo1946 you’re literally on the video yourself mate 😂

[@jackmitchell709]

As someone diagnosed with crohns disease its interesting to hear Rowan's story as I was diagnosed at a similar age, top episode lads

[@paulkings5078]

You weren’t joking when you said he starts off like a train 😂

[@thomasdonegan8909]

Reminds me of Billy Joe Saunders, the beard and the way he tells a story

[@markfoster3155]

Yes!! Dead right!

[@wiggyp1v255]

I thought the exact same thing when I watched this last week

[@Bric_Flair]

Bang on

[@SD-mk8le]

🤣🤣🤣 true

[@markfoster3155]

Absolute gold this is! Raw as hell and hilarious! Reminds me of footballs version of Billy Joe Saunders for some reason... Top bins again lads, can’t wait for part 2!

[@matthewlarge2439]

After 5 mins you could tell the lads thought 'what have we let ourselves in for?!' but this was a funny pod and look forward to Part 2 👍

[@adambrooks2870]

Definitely on the 3 for 100

[@joeamos8540]

I’ve never seen anybody try and be a lad so much in my life!!! Absolute helmet

[@dazalttheory8965]

Love the changing of the Baseball Hats in the interview, surreal moment from a memorable guest.

[@crispy7945]

I feel like my brain cells are slowly dying listening to this guy

[@marklarter3962]

Another great episode. Love this guy.

[@RJ-xi3du]

You’d think he’s from south London the way he’s going on, you’re from Basingstoke mate😰🤣

[@mytayube]

Good episode 👏 👌 🙌 👍 . People saying he's a plank with his attitude but its just hiding vulnerability . When he mentions his absent dad , he tries to laugh it off but his mood changes

[@steve10]

Hiding your vulnerability behind being a tool is his problem , you can't act like a **** on one hand and then play the vulnerable card , most of us are vulnerable with things in our lives, but luckily not every is like this guy , he is an absolute bullshitter , so unlikeable

[@seanb3204]

Totally agree

[@susan3666]

He's like Leon Knight without the humour or first touch Top points for acting like a hardman while constantly moaning about being bullied

[@michaelcooper9705]

Calm down Debra! Haven't you got some ironing to do?

[@thomasrichards3760]

Squaring off Patrick Berger in training is bollocks too. Berger didn’t turn up few years later.

[@liamhurley9780]

@@thomasrichards3760 they was there at the same time. Vine was there until 05, PB was there from 03-05

[@thomasrichards3760]

@@liamhurley9780 Vine was at Colchester and Luton. At best it’s a half truth. Vine was saying it how he was 17/18 and squaring off at him - timeline doesn’t add up, he’d be older than that and would have had to been in pre season if he wasn’t with reserves. Not buying it personally, to me just sounds like he’s trying to look big time

[@nathana9095]

Get back in the kitchen ducky

[@eamontoner8632]

Mega one . Love the podcast listen at nite while I work . This lad is quality 😀

[@rajatroy2382]

This is one of my favourites

[@peterbarber5442]

brilliant guest, some viewers need to lighten up

[@michaelkelly1515]

6 minutes in and he’s my favourite 🤩

[@the_even_toed_ungulate.]

Lugs on him, fa cup is jealous of those handles. Managed 15 minutes and hooked myself!

[@AlexMFC]

Nice to see Rowan Vine had you boys on his podcast this week!!!

[@rosslamont895]

Didn’t know where this was gonna go then he brings out the only fools and horses and immediately it’s one my favourites

[@FordeHaveMercy]

28:58 Harry Redknapp impression is on point!

[@paulbaker5902]

Great part 1

[@matthewmarsh-watts9472]

Has he had a line?

[@jamiethomas3556]

Brilliant, can't wait for part 2. some of the comments on here are disappointing, give it more than 2 mins and you will enjoy it, great work lads

[@christaylor1913]

Tried mate, even came back and skipped the first while couldn't hack it, cringey as. Only the second time I've had to do that with utc I think

[@Scouser11]

This man needs his own show

[@CHR15R0B1N50N]

6 minutes in and I’m in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benjackson9586]

Another good podcast the impression was a belter 😂

[@michaelkelly1515]

Don’t understand the negative reviews one bit. Watched this 4 times this week! Absolute blinder! First few minutes are comedy gold. What a lad. Bet he’s class have a beer with. This episode is up there with the best ones on here... Tank, Norm, Andy Johnson, tag, deano, stealy, Si Ferry and Mark Bircham.

[@ntleaver29]

Great episode, some f##ckin really funny bits ! 👍👍

[@seanmacsuibhne1]

My man @rowanvine...very good podcast mate..soon as flights are back on we have a session in basinstoke

[@ashleyvine9334]

2 fooking right my man x

[@casualsports90]

I think all guests from now on should have a cheeky line before they come on!

[@seanmacsuibhne1]

Hes actually always like that...

[@FordeHaveMercy]

Great guest and I'm only 2 mins in LOOOOOL

[@theleodensian]

Absolute lad.

[@LeeH688]

Good storyteller and quite funny at times.

[@andrewmenarry3768]

Mick Critchell. Was a total legend at Harriet Costello School Mick looked after the players that shined.. Put them on the right road.. My brother Paul was a good player and played for Hants.. Trials with Chelsea injury was his down fall.. Mick was linked with pompey and always gave his all....

[@1jackmac]

Get past the first five mins and he’s actually alright.

[@paddy2456]

Thanks for this because it was getting switched it off

[@dukeofpreston3228]

2 minutes in and I both love and hate him ... night out - YES ..... marooned with - not a fkn prayer

[@Ozzy-87]

What an absolute length

[@ryanstaffs5368]

The bit about Kevin Nicholls had me roaring. Such a great player

[@lloyddossantos1800]

Absolutely brilliant part about Kevin Nicholls

[@ryanstaffs5368]

@@lloyddossantos1800 as luton as luton gets that story. "Was that prematch" "Nah it was training" had me in bits

[@PaulMcD11]

Not a great first impression, but it develops into a decent little episode!

[@glassjawsports2996]

If you're reading the comments before watching you can see people are clearly put off by the first 2 minutes. But don't judge so quickly, if you carry on with the podcast it chills out an awful lot and is actually really good. The guy has actually had an awful lot happen to him both on and off the pitch.

[@MagicManFan]

There's probably a reason for that...

[@leedschampions6704]

Suffer with crohns myself, diagnosed at 20, very tough disease. Very tough

[@leedschampions6704]

That will be why he's on the wine and not beer

[@rickyreynolds9375]

Class boys

[@shaneh3621]

Don’t see where the hate comes from, funny podcast and this guy comes across a good laugh

[@87jf11]

Reminds me of Billie Joe Saunders lol! Love it, very entertaining

[@L33KDK]

I watched 10 mins and thought I can’t stand this bellend.. I stayed tuned in cause people said he calms down.. and to be fair he does it’s worth a listen , remember him at Luton, decent player on his day

[@pmacca4830]

This lad is funny as f..k....Can't wait for part 2..

[@marlee2309]

3 mins & the guest is giving out disclaimers, you know its gonna be good 👍

[@stevenmoore8650]

He knows the score about the best fans in the country..fair play to him considering he got it put on him more than once in town by a couple

[@MrJimboCross]

Who did he say were the best fans?

[@cambutterfield2397]

That was a fast start 😂

[@1alanten]

Rowan vine was quality at Luton. Gutted when he left. Coyh

[@GBLounge]

Agree with the comments give this guy 10 mins and he’s alright

[@FF-ew2hn]

What an absolute waffle! Had abit of the tickle before he went on.

[@willpiper7880]

Also think u should start the pod with an initiation song everytime 😂

[@keigan4375]

All these people talking down on Rowan, just have never encountered someone like him! great interview and will defo watch part 2

[@skiltonjackmusic8274]

Met fucking thousands pal.

[@james60681]

Met plenty myself too. When you meet one bell end you've met a thousand and know what to look out for

[@matthewwatson9726]

Nah ,its just I prefer to be getting a big mac from them not football stories

[@steve10]

I've met loads of tw@ts in the local the bellends either learn a lesson or we never see them again , you don't want to be doing cheeky lines with this guy about , with him I the group you will all be searched

[@creation774]

Good podcast, don’t understand all the the negative comments.

[@garyphillips006]

Reckon most of them switched off after 2 minutes. I'm with you good interview. 👍 I like him 😂

[@JL-rt6iz]

That innitiaton idea is a belter

[@andykeys7922]

Crazy start then he calms down .... a bit ... 😉

[@brunocourse9853]

Very good after first 10.

[@ChrisMeerkat]

Henderson was my coach at Reading.

[@scottybrd]

It gets better as the gear wears off

[@jameswilliams1801]

Everyone loves kit man Kev!

[@jamesgibson6522]

Top lad

[@Timekeeper1200]

Really funny lad. Don't be put off by the first 10 minutes. Fair play to him for playing while having Crohns Disease because its an absolute nightmare

[@MrDando87]

He's a proper handful 😂

[@mrbananahammock8250]

Some good ‘stories’

[@IWTBF]

Lonsadale’d up 😭😂

[@hughjarse4627]

Met him in weir bar in hull with Bullard and Ian Ashbee nice guy

[@willpiper7880]

Lads - Billy Ocean Live in Stoke in September - got 4 tickets, fancy it?!!

[@deletebilderberg]

Superb at Luton Town. Only bettered by his Harry impersonation.

[@KristopherONeill1987]

Looks like billy joe Saunders

[@geoffpayne8986]

Different. I hope in part 2 he gets asked about the time he put the wrong petrol in his car and missed an important meeting up north....

[@Win-xl7no]

Clearly a good laugh to be around but he talks like he’s the top dog. No wonder he made so many enemies during his career.

[@bradnffc1984]

When a guest starts with a disclaimer you know it’s gonna be a good pod

[@christaylor1913]

I'm guessing you posted this before finishing the pod

[@connorswainston4563]

What’s he done to his finger?

[@jonathandaly1761]

Watched both weeks... Deadly.. funny as. Fu☘️k

[@JM-cw1er]

0.5 seconds in and it’s confirmed. Spaceman.

[@mohamedelkebir1137]

if billy joe saunders was a footballer. Great listening !!

[@JL-rt6iz]

Everyone complaining about rowan same people put si ferry in there top 5.. hes decent

[@grahamparrish5436]

Wow, tries a bit hard in the first ten minutes doesn't he? He's ok when he calms down, his humour isn't my kind of thing though.

[@dpj1]

I’m two minutes in, and he’s a bellend Edit: I can’t go on. Please do not notify me for Part 2. Kind Regards

[@TrequartistaFM]

I feel sorry for people who had to share a changing room with him

[@davidbrent2046]

😂😂😂

[@Paultrfc1]

Couldn’t agree more.. he’s trying to hard to be funny. Just seems a knobhead

[@stephenholligan3788]

After the first 10 minutes it gets a lot better

[@TrequartistaFM]

@@stephenholligan3788 you’re right tbf stuck with it and it’s not as bad Can’t see Parky or Browny being besties with him in their playing days though

[@sammullett17]

The first 10 mins was lively lol, 👀

[@Tagikakibau]

Didn't realise Basingstoke was a stone's throw from the Bow bells.

[@jonathandaly1761]

What happened to his finger on his right hand.... answer please

[@3coldcapricorn227]

I think this man is a professional wind up😂 pretty funny mind

[@ExSquaddieTales]

Never heard of this plank - Rowan who?

[@rickymurray]

He is a wind up merchant bringing the on the tools humour to the podcast. Obviously had a bit of livener. I don't mind him, very funny at times, obviously a bit lost and loanly as a youngster, I can relate.

[@buzzpo3815]

The hate on this is a bit unneccessary. Quite clearly a lost soul but if he had no personality or told the same old tired stories people would still be frothing at the mouth. Was alot about him at Pompey as a youngster and always wondered why he wasn't really given a crack!!

[@thomassawford1102]

No comment about this one 😂 sniff sniff

[@shaneh3621]

Off his 🎺 👀 🚀

[@robbuckland5655]

There's a lot of bravado on show here. He's probably OK really but he does himself no favours with how he comes across. Less loveable rogue, more irritating wannabe bad boy. Still, it's Undr the Cosh and it's always good. The "Be Here Now" of the Undr the Cosh cannon.

[@ABCGrimsby91]

Decent listen after the columbian corona wears off

[@connorjones9818]

😂😂👍👍

[@LeeSmales]

If that was the FIRST time he'd seen someone eat 💩 doesn't that imply he's seen others?!?! Awesome Harry Redknapp impression too.

[@benjaminmulvaney793]

Get past the first 10 mins and he calms down and it’s not a bad listen 👍🏼

[@adammcvey.1973]

Get passed the first 10 minutes n its actually alright hahah