If You Cheated, You Would Regret it

[@ImSharingaan]

The devs learned a valuable lesson. Greed has no limits. Anyone dedicated enough to farm cows is not going to be phased by a monster😂.

[@andersrobertsen7610]

Trust me, if you do that early game you're gonna be more than a lil "phased" 😆

[@ayudameporfavor1146]

​@andersrobertsen7610 not if they are a souls pro... they would probably orgasm tbh

[@KidSereneonxbox]

See you say that except there is one problem. Even if you kill the monster is respawns😂. Also early game levels 1-10 you will be absolutely dominated by the monsters

[@Jordan-mw5cs]

​@@KidSereneonxboxor one legendary boss battle after a good day of farming harmless cattle

[@dragonslape345games8]

​@@andersrobertsen7610The monster will want to catch a fade with your ass 😊.

[@shubhverma9313]

now witcher 3 has an achievement for 20 cow kills called moorderer

[@Denomote]

lol

[@HonoredOne167]

"lol" His real reaction: 😐

[@Denomote]

true

[@Idavori]

​@@HonoredOne167does that offend you or something 💀

[@HonoredOne167]

@@Idavori No it doesn't offend me, just thought it was funny

[@perlin586]

Once that monster was invincible

[@somerandomdude3626]

why was i able to see it then?

[@Proxy817]

@@somerandomdude3626 you mean invisible

[@Wolffski]

​@@somerandomdude3626 ure dumb af lol

[@ohdang3833]

​@@somerandomdude3626 Maybe you have the power to see invincible things. Congrats🎉

[@i_play_games633]

​@@ohdang3833 I think I can also see invincible things

[@j915winterking9]

If you do this while Vesemir is waiting for you he will help you kill it.

[@getoveryourself2212]

waiting for you on what chapter/ quest?

[@j915winterking9]

@getoveryourself2212 The only one he can. When is standing outside the Inn waiting for you to come back with information about the Griffin.

[@chiiloutbro]

That's so cool

[@mast3gam3r18]

😂😂😂

[@MajorNatzirt]

@@getoveryourself2212 the beginning for the griffin

[@keelysmash]

Theres an actual quest that references this if you show up in Oxenfurt with I believe over 35k Crowns a taxman will interview you and ask you a series of questions such as “Did you ever participate in the Rawhide trade in White Orchard” or “ Did you ever dismantle shells in order to sell the pearls” ( Another popular exploit)

[@crazychase98]

Shells is easier and it helped me find all the monster dens in vellen

[@daith_izumi]

Ahhhh, they’re cracking down on poaching and illegal trade by being biological conservationists. What a terrific game

[@joshuarobinson6011]

So basically 34.9k is still okay

[@Lunatic_Wraith]

I would sell a bunch of swords and he showed, i swore he was gonna take my money

[@roanoke7551]

What else am i supposed to do with those shells good sir

[@Nara.Shikamaru]

The trick is to sell all of the useless beers Geralt picks up along the way. Seriously there’s alcohol in most containers in the populated places and they cost no storage space.

[@HandsomeLad69]

Beers? The game drops so many swords no one should be hard up for money. Don’t really ever need much money

[@muhammadnursyahmi9440]

​@@HandsomeLad69you gonna need all those money glitches to get money, in order to craft grandmaster level witcher gears

[@KevinC2793]

​@@muhammadnursyahmi9440or just take every bandit's sword.

[@mrdeafter]

​@@muhammadnursyahmi9440bruh. You don't need a glitch to craft grandmaster gear in this game lol late game loot are valuable af

[@faleilham8334]

So basically the Witcher universe people who live there are hinduism??

[@Cheesy_Boi_games]

They just said “get wrecked (again)”

[@aaronkonyak1768]

1k likes and no comment let me fix that :3

[@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus]

Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18‬ ‭Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.❤❤

[@nobenches9904]

if i was a dev and found out about this i would make it spawn 10 instead of 1 Edit: make the drops Value take your cash and be able to get negative. Edit 2.0:Might make it spawn 200 instead of no value to crash your pc and make it have an aoe attacks that has too much effects

[@happybuggy1582]

Good opportunity to farm even more

[@nobenches9904]

@@zander9158 add a stun ability that last 24minutes and its aoe

[@nobenches9904]

@@happybuggy1582 good opportunity to change damage to 100Million probably

[@csl9495]

Yea, and I'd make it difficult enough to the point where you'd literally would just want to escape successfully rather than fight.

[@C-lumzzyy]

If u do it now it spawns but it’s invisible lmaooo

[@mr.wizbiz.2917]

Imagine being a monster made to protect cattle but then ypu found out that they were killing just to kill you

[@no1bandfan]

It’s ok, the next area had sheep respawn indefinitely and you didn’t have to sleep, you just had to look the other way and they’d respawn back in.

[@MrRayman5566]

And in skellige there’s an even bigger cow area where the monster doesn’t spawn so you can farm all you want

[@ice_swallow_come5964]

Pig farming is so underrated like I got 1600 pig hide and 700 pig meat in under 1 hours by camping the pig pen in white orchard All you need is: •Devil's puffball Location: •Any pig pen (recommended location: the pig pen in white orchard, the starter village next to the invincible cows) How to do it: Throw the bomb in the pig pen then spam meditate (note: meditate doesn't not remove the effects of the bomb but resets the pigs spawn, it does not require you to go off the meditation tab, It does not require a specific time as long as you meditate pigs will respawn so recommend doing it by 1 hour so on and so on, it does require you to throw the bomb again) Pro's: Great food source, a very fast way to get money Con's: is heavy asf to carry (recommend putting everything in the chest and if your planning to buy something get a few stacks of hide and exchange it), As easy it is to get each pig carcass carries 2 hide/meat so you have to mash ALOT Items that may helps: •Fiend decoction (carries an additional 20 more weight) •Get the generalist skill "strong back" that carries 60 more weight •Buy better gear for roach

[@camerongrondzki2716]

"You would regret it" proceeds to tell you that experienced players profited more off it

[@demonic_myst4503]

Two seperate games , the first game makes u regret infonite money glitch while the second failed ro punish grinding

[@hewhewhewhaw69]

The monster Will instantly respawn so it would keep coming back until you are dead

[@blueeyestuber8673]

Not anymore I tried it recently and he can only be killed once now

[@dez15man]

So does the monster only show up in white orchard? I’ve been farming cow in a different area and have yet to see him.

[@Funhaus_Ryan]

​@@dez15manSteven Richard

[@KidSereneonxbox]

​@@dez15manit's only in white orchard and only in that 1 spot. It's so you can't exploit from level 1

[@King_Nothing_Official]

​@@KidSereneonxbox I killed when I was level 2 😂

[@mojorochi]

That's the most "joke's on you, I'm into that shit" movement 😅

[@A_Goat]

The fact they added the monster for this reason aswell as gave it a drop table for looting it upon death means the devs most certainly didnt do it by accident. It's not an oopsie, they just added something so that you're cow killing similator isn't so monotonous.

[@dragonite4591]

Oh nice I wanna try that game out it seems cool! You earned yourself a subscriber:)

[@TheMemeExplainer]

bro how do you not know about the Witcher 3

[@dragonite4591]

@@TheMemeExplainer I don't play too much video games. Just Roblox and other fun games I come across in the App store.

[@TheMemeExplainer]

​@@dragonite4591oh ok makes sense

[@Poorgamer-z3q]

​@@dragonite4591 you're gonna love it bro

[@dragonite4591]

@@Poorgamer-z3q does it have a virus im stuck on browser games lol

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

Honestly this is such an awesome exploit and it’s really nice they didn’t just remove this entirely like some devs would, and even rewarded you if you managed to beat their monster!

[@normalperson435]

Still waiting for the "you'll regret it" part.

[@ecernosoft3096]

Players: “did you die?” Infinite money glitch: “unfortunately yes….. *BUT I LIVED”*

[@squid_inkmc9525]

A wise man once said: ^It is more challenging to be last than first^

[@helicopterk3n708]

Somebody Said “Mission Failed, Successfully” 🤣🤣🤣

[@bigmyke2008]

If you’re that strong you’ve done all there is the game has to offer

[@amirshlomolavan]

Skill-based grinding

[@frenchfryproductions509]

Crackhead Markiplier over here

[@xyphiix]

rehab-iplier

[@Space_C0wb0y420]

Hello everybody my name is fentaplier

[@limecordial5734]

screaming

[@shumuck5572]

Drugaplier

[@vilmaabzun6864]

“I have outsmarted your outsmarting”

[@BlackChexi]

wtcher 3 devs really made a wall made out of gold to protect a vault filled with gold lol

[@Primo-t9j]

The timing is perfect!

[@plimonmix1009]

You can kill it even if you're at level 1, his attacks are easy to dodge

[@dusk5121]

You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!

[@GustavoSilva-ny8jc]

They should really make that thing punishing like in Pathologic and Funger

[@HollowG8]

Good balancing, no lie. A consequence that can be overcome and exploited, but still limits the player.

[@emoment1088]

And then they made the BDF no longer respawn

[@Anahur_of_heaven]

“Make sure you regretted it” tells us how it’s so good

[@martinmartinpu]

I like the tallneck statue in background

[@TheMemeExplainer]

just noticed it looks amazing

[@momoniji6439]

Not sure if killing a monster in a game then selling its loot is considered cheating.

[@Monkkie]

That monster now only respawns when you teleport to a new “realm” and back it also permanently replaces the cow spawn

[@rezavianxhuntoraxe8633]

Player kills cows Sleeps Repeat Sells hides Devs-That's a glitch! Seems like good ole runescape farming to me.

[@zg3671]

I was thinking the same thing! God dam! Lol. Devs can't even be happy when gamers are earning fake money. The game is to fun, that's the problem. Devs are like, the games ratings are really high, we should dial our quality back abit and take away some features and nerf some stuff so the gameplay can be less fun. That's literally all they're doing.

[@GamingWander12309]

What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger

[@CosmicTheCalamity]

Farming pigs is still ok

[@diobrando1325]

That’s honestly rlly cool big ups Witcher

[@oplap6269]

Until the IRS finds Geralt in Oxenfurt. Yes, this is real. Edit: Okay, so this recently happened to me, and I learned it doesn't matter if you get the money from cowskins or pearls specifically. Just if you get a lot of money really, really quickly. Cause the way I got cash super fast is by selling all the weapons and armour you pick up from bandits.

[@0-B1]

Yeah got to do a Q AND A to not oay taxes

[@ProjectziggyBMX]

He will belive whatever you tell him

[@vergil-__]

yeah it was very funny

[@levayv]

IRS and DRM in Witcher 3 are too damn good jokes

[@BashSmashGaming]

Those are true Witcher's they, figured out how to defeat that damn near invincible monster.

[@AverageSensei]

Later on you get an NPC encounter for tax evasion. Man, I love the witcher 3

[@Himmelvakt]

How is this even a glitch, is it not an intended effect for things like cow's to respond after sleeping? This seems like a legitimate way to make money. I mean this is some freaking gas lighting coming from the developers.

[@Bluejsa1]

yep just rest an hr and redoing about 10-15 times and itll spawn. just goto the tavern it cant get in the front gate since its a protected spot and just burn and dart him (poison,burn,bleed if you really wanna combo) but it works to earn money early or latestage.

[@ZeusSolosTheVerse]

Wait until he turns immortal 💀

[@robertsigby4516]

The cool thing about this the guards with come running to help you out to kill the monster it freaking funny that if you do this as in a new game plus you get better quality loot.

[@hetzer5926]

Here’s a pro gamer secret. *leans close and whispers* The bovine defense force doesn’t go to Ard Skeleg

[@ITheIM7IOmegaI]

That would explain why I didn't get any monsters and was disappointed 😂

[@GodlsAFK]

Ya i learned that lol

[@likesurf2613]

Ard Skellige

[@StandardGoose]

Thank God they stopped people from having fun wrong. I hate it when people have fun in a way that isn't officially approved.

[@TheMemeExplainer]

so another clickbait title?

[@MuffinButton101]

Not really that's really a thing that exists in Witcher 3

[@utkarshrastogi8791]

​@@MuffinButton101 I get the point. But that's not technically cheating, is it?

[@TheMemeExplainer]

​@@MuffinButton101yes but why would you regret getting extra money

[@MuffinButton101]

@@TheMemeExplainer cause it was exploiting the game so the developers wanted to punish people who did it. Now I didn't know the monster could be killed cause I remember it wasn't able to die but I guess they fixed it

[@TheMemeExplainer]

​​@@MuffinButton101ok well if that's true then it's not clickbait but the title doesn't match the video because he said they killed it for more money

[@Johnnywithoutaface]

They’re like “you can do the infinite money glitch… but only if you get good bro”

[@justaneverydaysadist7739]

There’s some games that you want to have it all in, But by the time you have it all, There’s nothing left to do. It feels more rewarding sometimes to do it legitimately. Key word is sometimes.

[@CantBeatWaffle]

Honestly doesn't matter how underleveld you are in Witcher you can literally fight any boss monster if you take your time

[@ManCityStandards-tt9zx]

They made it invincible

[@TheRhuzlavian]

I have never regretted it. Its been a fun ride so far.

[@MarekTSchmidt]

Improvise, adapt, overcome

[@cans7043]

Honestly that’s very good game design in my opinion

[@Namelessstew]

Theres also areas with cows that dont trigger that to spawn. And have more cows. The legendary sets are so craxy expensive to craft.

[@plutoisarealplanet7407]

as a game designer i love hearing about this stuff

[@GrandOvertureLaughter]

"Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!"

[@Rhenzxzz]

Players thinking exceed the creator expectations 😂

[@WanderingKnight03]

Not the pros Outsmarted the Developer's Outsmarting

[@L00KINT0.MYEYES]

the "Bovine Defense Force Initiative"

[@1dkmyguy]

I remember doing that by accident just because i was trying to practice fighting because i was new and accidently spawned it and im pretty sure its still there to this day

[@afikkusan]

Dev underestimate the No Grass No Sunlight players

[@jayantrana7389]

You projecting too hard 😂

[@Transgirlwar]

Love this, cant keep a player that wants to farm down. They will win in the end.

[@Kosh60262]

It went from Regretting it later on to not regretting it.

[@OfficialMrWallace]

Why is this absolutely funny asf

[@KuraMelonPan]

Cuz its an Diablo 1 easter egg

[@amiraliashrafkashani5837]

Nothing stops the invisible hand of the market

[@azelight7931]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@NOVARKEDITZ]

Thats just top tier thinking

[@modeus4652]

Upgrades people upgrades, that's how we make the big bucks.

[@FarrTheFox]

Don't forget, Now it spawns double the amount of them and continues to double until you're dead.

[@YuhMovies]

This is so good, it is intended and fun, shows the devs are no buzzkills and just nod at the players for their creativity. If you are able to kill that monster you are pretty much so powerfull that money doesnt really do anything

[@canslap]

The plant backfires

[@DaChiba]

Imagine if once you killed that monster a bit too much it sends an even harder monster

[@GylleneGott]

You can actually still farm cowhide safely at the Martin Feuille Farmstead in Velen ;)

[@fouakhang5778]

I quote:" When you try to fix something ya Probably will make it worse"

[@RRRRapify]

There a better money glitch in Kaer Morten up in the tower where you pick a relic sword, save, jump and die, then load your game. You can pick that sword again after loading, making a copy of it. Then just repeat til you get 20 or so swords. They sell about 400 crowns each

[@kentoydesu7218]

Now I know why that monster spawn when I'm only at level 4😔

[@julios999]

This sounds like runescape memories

[@ultimatekiler]

the monster looks like a deathclaw

[@joshr5997]

I was so confused in Blood & Wine when playing Gwent why there was a cow card that will turn into the Bovine Defense Force when a new round starts. Now it all makes sense

[@ertugrulghazi334]

Hmm, my witcher senses are tingling.

[@ovo5037]

bovine defense initiative defense initiative

[@Pafkatax]

Chort spawns* Me - Huh,more loot

[@samojolbo7907]

This only hapens in the firs area when ur like lvl 2. You can and shud do this when you go to novigrad its a lot of food wich helps.

[@Do_you_have_coffee]

The monster: I used to rule the world...

[@genkiz8541]

Yea I remember killing the monster and thinking it was a sweet bonus 😂

[@point-five-oh6249]

Level 27 Chort, when it sees my Level 70 Giga Mutated Geralt with Superior Relict Oil: *Sweats Profusely*

[@Bidahad]

that backfired

[@alaboy8044]

If you cheat you get an award

[@theshadowking9626]

I'm pretty sure they also updated it again. And made the creature invincible and he never desponds. And is always following you until you die.

[@jeffreymoespot5402]

Monster: *appears to defend cattle against a greedy witcher* Geralt: *Oils his blade with a disturbing smile.*

[@raynel7679]

Greedy dev was like well played 😂😂

[@freakes7637]

Well, that backfired

[@kiddiethenewbie226]

The Chort was Killable even when you're low level. Just anger the guards and place the chort between yourselves. Some guards are actually immortal and the dead ones just give you more loot to sell... Just be careful not to get hit once.. Both will kill you easily.

[@daoutcast2553]

I didn't use it until they added the bull bud, also you can kill him at low level it just takes a hot minute or a trick nearby the village

[@KingTrxsh]

This monster turned invincible and would try to kill you until you died by it

[@malachiriel6090]

Ngl this was one of the best money glitches of all time

[@noam_naor9562]

" me? Be affraid? No no you got it all wrong, you are the pray here not me"