r/Maliciouscompliance I Played a Reverse Uno and Fired My Boss!

[@zanewederell9571]

Boss: We can replace you in a heartbeat Worker: K, I quit, bye Boss: *surprised pikachu face*

[@dimsufferer9951]

Zane Wederell If you act like people are replaceable, you will have to replace them. And that's extremely difficult most of the time, especially if you're a douche bag

[@lamfan3591]

Also Boss: *can’t replace anyone*

[@simeonwhitaker1663]

😆

[@bonniereed2158]

J

[@dennisking7975]

Well he was right his heart didn't beat after that

[@Ragehunger]

You know your boss is a D-bag when they tell you to "just do your job" without thinking of the consequences. Even better when they realize their mistakes when it's too late.

[@gaspshichat]

My kid has a glass eye. She was born without one eye so my wife and I got her a glass one. We told her to never take it out in school as it might freak out the other kids. Her class was doing the eye test today and the teacher said to remove all glasses. My daughter, being my kid, took out her glass eye, effectively freaking out several 7 and 8 year olds. I was called and as we were leaving my daughter cried out, "Mommy, my eye is missing!!" scaring several other kids. My wife and I decided not to ground her because that was a power move

[@femboycyan]

Eryn YEET wow

[@Starkiller_246]

Not going to lie, If I was a kid and saw that I would think that shit is cool.

[@TheJarJarKinks]

Huh. I have one, too (the artwork on these things is astoundingly good) and have had one for years since I had part of my eye removed due to childhood cancer. Other kids in primary school either thought it was cool or were mildly grossed out, and I doubt children have changed that much in the past... 15... years... Oh God, I'm getting older.

[@WafflesFair]

I have a glass eye too and my real eye can’t see without glasses and I remember one time my language arts teacher said “take off your glasses” and so I did I ended up freaking her out

[@ravenvelvet69]

I too, have a missing eye and you have a POWERFUL child

[@mbyerly9680]

In defense of US libraries, they have to pay much more for books than we do, hence the higher prices. Many of the hardcovers are specially bound for greater use, and the paperbacks are given protective covers. On top of that, some publishers force libraries to pay higher prices because that one book is read by large numbers of patrons. MacMillian Publishers refuse to give libraries their most recently published books for a long time so people who are desperate for the book will buy it. Digial copies disappear off the virtual shelves after a specific number of uses or a period of time so the library must buy it again. The libraries answered this by no longer buyng any of their books.

[@hopeh2609]

Agree! Not only that, but libraries must process the books when they come in. They don't come with the protective plastic covers, the call numbers or the barcodes. Library employees must match the MARC records with the book, register the barcode for that book, etc. Every single book is a lot of work. We charge quite a bit for books which are damaged irreparably because it is going to cost the library a lot of time and money (in the form of salaries) to replace a book. Damaging a book is bad enough, acting like an asshole on top of that just sucks!

[@DrinkWater713]

Last time I saw a library I was a child. I don't give 99% of the remaining ones 100 years before they vanish for good

[@hopeh2609]

@@DrinkWater713 I highly doubt that is true. In a 100 years we will still have people who need the services of the modern library.

[@DrinkWater713]

@@hopeh2609 "Modern library" is an oxymoron. Unless when referring to online libraries.

[@hopeh2609]

@@DrinkWater713 well since you haven't been to one since you were a child, how the fuck would you know???? I work in one every day. In a poor, rural area. Our patrons depend on us tremendously. We offer them services they can't get anywhere else. My library, because of budgets, is pretty old fashioned as libraries go, but I still offer free computers, use of smart pads, free super high-speed wifi, power banks/cubes for folks to recharge, etc. I wish we had the budget to offer a "library of things" where people check out items they occasionally need but can't afford (like stand mixers or drills, etc) or that I had the space or money to incorporate a maker's space like some libraries. Those things might not seem important to you,, but to the poor or just those who live in very rural areas with little to no internet access, the library is a vital part of their lives. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[@kxnss]

Boss: LEAVE AND DONT TOUCH MY STUFF! *OP Leaves* Also Boss: You weren't suppose to do that.

[@thelastwisp1205]

WeebingTB nice profile picture

[@amywilson9591]

That library story reminds me of high school when a row of lockers were affected by a broken pipe. Classrooms and lockers had been flooded during winter break. Any text books (which they insisted on being left in lockers for breaks) were damaged and they actually tried to make the students pay for the water damage.

[@jessicaallen8908]

Did the students end up paying for the book?

[@theresahall8206]

@@jessicaallen8908 I want to know that too. Schools have a tendency to punish kids for stupid reasons and giving them the bill falls under that.

[@amywilson9591]

Jessica Allen some did after a few seniors were threatened to not let them graduate. Once that happened, the parents were furious so the issue was dropped

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

@@amywilson9591 pff, if that had happened in my school the cops and lawsuits would have been up the wall

[@Stalkergames916]

Velvet Darksoul my school just pays for what you break

[@macks8408]

Nikki: *had cancer Nikki's Mom: *died of cancer Rslash: "Oh my god this poor petey"

[@boocrimson7720]

To be fair it sounds like Petey wasn't trying to be a dick though in the whole thing he just ended up in an awkward situation trying to call out Nikki who couldn't be cheating for cheating. More so than Petey poor Nikki having to go through all that, but also poor Petey that he dug himself into that hole by trying not to be an ass lol. XD

[@joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917]

@@boocrimson7720 sometimes fucked up things had not so fucked up intentions

[@sleepingonyourroof]

João Gabriel Emiliano Da Silva like giving birth to hitler

[@addictofanimation2923]

@@sleepingonyourroof I shouldn't have snorted.

[@chrislanglois8275]

shed dealt with her emotions for a while, while he had been mortified to b bringing it up feeling guiltier and guiltier with every comment. :') lol

[@thedarkdragon1437]

Boss: I'm the boos. Anyone who dares to challenge me is fired: HR: No, U Boss: But but but *surprise pikachu face*

[@beckyhartley9502]

*BOOS* 👻

[@OmarTheAtheistAziz]

thumbnail had Yu-Gi-Oh in it..fuk pikachoo

[@goldcoin9618]

@@beckyhartley9502 AH bro that scared me

[@desiterdane4286]

@@beckyhartley9502 AHHHH!!!!!!!

[@niccatipay]

@@beckyhartley9502 *Heart attack*

[@otravis676]

I had a bar friend years ago with a glass eye and this ASSHOLE would take it out and drop it in your drink when you weren't paying attention. I cant count the number of times I spewed beer across the bar once I saw there was an EYE BALL in my beer. He was a class act and one of my closest friends and to this day I pour a bottle of Jameson on his headstone on his birthday.

[@moonlighthunter5421]

Taking a glass eye out of someone’s face organic eye socket and putting it in someone else’s beverage? That doesn’t sound sanitary at all!

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

@@moonlighthunter5421 Actually, eyes are rather sanitary since y'know, you need to see out of them.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Bastard probably said "I'll keep an eye on your drink", didn't he?

[@otravis676]

It was funny as hell when he did it to someone else lmao.

[@umbraanimo7767]

How did he pass?

[@CatholicSatan]

Talk about not being able to see properly... A friend of mine called Directory Enquiries to get a number in another country. They gave him the number and then he asked what the country code was. The operator, for some reason in a bad mood, snapped "Can't you look it up yourself??". Quick as a flash he replied, "Well... I would but I'm blind..." He isn't but got the code from the mortified operator.

[@PassingNotesMusic]

Meetings. The alarms were reminders for meetings. He was constantly leaving his office for meetings, right? They were reminder alarms for those meetings.

[@gillydomi4355]

He could have turned it off before he left

[@badluck9968]

Even so, it was clearly stated that you were to not have your phone on due to confidentiality.

[@PassingNotesMusic]

Where in there did I imply I agreed with the guy for leaving his phone? Hell no. I was answering his question. He asked why there were so many alarms, that's my guess.

[@sthgamer_]

@@PassingNotesMusic You don't have to be so toxic.

[@PassingNotesMusic]

@@sthgamer_ Lol ok. Because me answering RSlash's question in the comments, like he asked us to, is toxic. Jesus christ I just came here to say one thing. YT comments are the worst.

[@gudrh4024]

"... He prefers being alone in his room watching anime..." Me in a nutshell

[@mountaindewgamerfuel3130]

really wow aren’t you special and extra, a lot of people ‘in a nutshell’ act like that no one cares

[@senoghaw]

@@Kdrews-tn8oy there was no joke so you can't really wooosh them.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

sure…anime…right, that’s what he’s doing 🤣

[@ruzinapervinruzy2770]

I see a man/Woman of culture

[@rikacheer]

I had an allowance at my college for printing. We got I think 50 "dollars" (non-refundable, non-rollover, and non-transferable) to print with. B&W sheets were 7 cents and color I think was 14. I didn't have to print much so I printed color cards for birthdays and holidays, and at the end or the year, printed several pages of blank paper for my family's printer at home. :)

[@Rathdrgnknight]

"This next post is from your Pokémon..." Me: proceeds to imagine all actions described taken by a Pikachu.

[@Alex-yy5wo]

Rathdrgnknight awesome

[@Alex-yy5wo]

I subbed

[@krishkabob9847]

For me it was Bulbasaur doing that with vine whip

[@deedsissnazzy8945]

Ok, A person was bullying my friend and when I confronted her about it they said “MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!” Ok... They asked me about a math problem on a test because they sat next to me. I said, “mind your own business!” She failed the test...

[@sarahcerar8049]

I've been through something like that lol

[@thecreationist3216]

r/prorevenge

[@greataperider6036]

@@thecreationist3216 no more malicious compliance

[@CloneFrontier]

“Just throw out the trash” *Literally throws out trash* Done Edit: what edit? I don’t see an edit????

[@stormwright8300]

Throws myself out

[@isaacthompson1678]

@@stormwright8300 lol

[@old_blo0d428]

@@stormwright8300 me irl

[@NiceGuyErick]

"Just throw out the trash" *Hours later* *Annoyed brother confused and struggling inside a trash can* WHAT DID I DO?!

[@ecuadorianflag2707]

Throws my wife out

[@lovetrain1234567890]

The 7 min in library story - I agree with the school. If you take a leased car, and total it or damage it, so the repair cost is almost like a new car, you cant then say oh, I m keeping it! No, you are compensating for opportunity cost.

[@diydragon8764]

My uncle lost his right eye early in life and told lots of stories about how no bully would touch him because if they tried to rough him up he'd pop his glass eye out of his head and act like they had knocked his real eyeball out of its socket. Just imagining the looks on their faces makes me chuckle to this day

[@adventurtle2533]

Your uncle sounds like a cool dude

[@TheAkshunya]

If I woke up early AND cleaned the house.... My parents will probably cry from happiness ... Lol

[@brobotty2006]

Dude my parents would be happy if I cleaned anything without being told

[@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529]

@@brobotty2006 stop being a bum and clean then

[@brobotty2006]

No

[@cinnamontoastcrunch6072]

@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 lol

[@TheOnlyLinked]

@@brobotty2006 when I clean without being told my grandma WHAT YOU HIDING I’m like bruh

[@jasmine9581]

Why do people have such a problem paying for damages? Especially the first book story

[@pancakexppt]

Bc the have to pay more then the original and after using an item a long time, it will loose some of its value. So if you bought a book for 8,99, after the use in the library it will only value 7 or so. But the guy had to pay even more then the original price. That it's what's frustrating

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@pancakexppt And then they still want to keep the item so they can either throw it out (despite still being legible) or do some minor repairs and keep using it. Heck, we've still got a book around here somewhere that I accidentally washed in the washing machine. It's a little wrinkly, but otherwise fine...

[@FineHupeline]

@@DraconicDuelist Have a good time with the mold. :D

[@FineHupeline]

​@@pancakexppt Because the staff has to work in the book again, it takes materials and time. When you destraoy something then you have to replace it. Libraries are no exception of this rule. By the way, books, depending on the type, do not lose value but rise. ;)

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@FineHupeline Considering it's been several years since I accidentally washed it and it's still fine. I'm sure it'll be OK.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“I played a reverse Uno and fired my boss” (Giorno’s theme plays)

[@KeemV]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache it’s like you watch all KZbin videos

[@lebrontbge4755]

STOPP FOLLOWING ME

[@Tektabyte]

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE

[@GXjudge1]

[ZA WARUDO]

[@yourhandsomebubbleboicaesa8109]

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

[@jeffreyanimates9581]

Boss: You're fired! You're pathetic! Me: I now have all 5 pieces to Reverse Card The Forbidden One!

[@Richard_Nickerson]

11:00 What I've learned at literally every job I've ever had is that doing well does NOT earn you recognition, instead it earns you more responsibility. Doing poorly does not earn you any sort of punishment, it just earns you the expectation of doing poorly. Therefore, it actually pays more to be bad at your job rather than good at your job. And I hate it.

[@sarahcerar8049]

So when I'm older I should just not do hardly anything at my job when I get one?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@sarahcerar8049 Depending on the job, yes. This is more something you need to assess on a case-by-case basis. I would say, always do well but not above and beyond at the beginning. Find out from coworkers how things run. Be observant. From there, figure out which course is best. When it comes to customer service and retail, this is basically a universal rule. When it comes to other profession, this could be terrible advice.

[@Boredchinchilla]

Sarah Cerar I have taken a few jobs where my immediate boss had moved up from the entry level position I filled, and told me that I should not do the best job I could because it would then let the higher ups know that everyone before me had halfassed the job. In one job, one of my tasks was to run the mail through the meter and drive it to the post office. The first few times I did this, I drove straight to the post office and came right back, which took under an hour. Several people commented on how fast I must have driven, since the task usually took 3-4hrs for everyone else before me. The HR person actually brought me into their office and reprimanded me for SPEEDING!! Even though they had no proof that I had done so, and nobody had seen me driving fast ever. When I asked my supervisor, he said that he used to bring several coworkers with him and take a long lunch at a strip club, and everyone who had the job before me did the same (not the strip club, just taking much longer than necessary). I decided it wasn’t worth fighting over, and started to go shopping after dropping off the mail, since the alternative was to be written up or even fired for doing the job in the actual time it took. I would go and run the mail in the morning rather than sitting in the break room drinking coffee (where everyone could see me in the office at 8am even though I wasn’t doing my job if I was doing this). The one time in 2yrs that my alarm didn’t go off and I was 15 minutes late, they called and told me that I was fired for being “repeatedly late”- nobody had ever told me I was late and I was never actually late, but because I was in a back room running mail they decided I had to be late (I even told them to check the time stamps of when the mail was run every morning, but I doubt they did so). From then on, in every job that I had I made sure that I only did exactly what I was told to do and did it just like the person before me did, even if there were methods to do so ten times faster or more efficiently.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@Boredchinchilla Yup! Every time I've ever improved efficiency or done better than the person before, that's only made things worse for myself, because then I'm being compared to myself rather than the last person who was always slow and/or incompetent no matter which job it was. "No one's ever swept the back so well, that's your job from now on" then "what's taking you so long to sweep?" Well, I did such a good job the first time because I took my time to do it thoroughly... it either gets done fast or well, it can't be both. But then they demand it be both. "No one's ever restocked this area so fast, this is your job from now on" then "what's taking you so long to restock this area?" EVERY SINGLE TIME even when there was literally twice as much stuff as the previous time. When I worked in fastfood, I did the window where you have to be fast, and I had to keep orders under 2 minutes. I broke the store record and the district record for lunch times on the same day, then someone got cocky and broke my record and bragged to me about it, and then I broke his record which also broke the region record. From then on, I was never fast enough for anyone, no matter how fast I actually was. You get a half-assed "good job" when you do well, but you get half a dozen people reprimanding you when you do less well (not even bad, just not as good as usual). You see idiots get promoted while you're stuck in your position despite being better at the job than they are all the time. Being an adult sucks.

[@boocrimson7720]

It only pays to be good at your job if you know people who vouch for your good work while job hopping. It will never pay off staying in one spot unless you are able to and do work your way into higher management and that's what really peeves me. People value loyalty and will question if you leave a place when you move on, but being good at your job in a place you are loyal to often doesn't pay off any more unless there are lots of rewards or promotions in place for you somewhere. If not it arguably pays more to not care and be lazy, or to move around where you can get better positions in new places and then you sometimes get called out by new employers for it and it sucks cause that isn't fair. Company loyalty just doesn't pay off anymore cause they treat new employees like replaceable commodities. It pays off most at a lot of corporations to just barely not suck just enough to set low expectations for what you have to do cause they move people up based on seniority and position more often than work based at corporations and everyone gets paid the same reguardless of what they do and as long as you perform at the baseline of what you need to do you aren't expected to go above and beyond, but won't be terminated for not doing your best. That is what is frustrating. And that leaving for something better pays of the most but is questioned. Like I want to be an animator but they want experience in the industry that is hard to get starting out but when they see you've gone through a lot of other places for previous work they question why you've worked so many places. Like I apologize that a permanent place in a fast food chain was not my speed but that it is hard to get a job in the industry when I need 5 + years in the industry first lol.

[@agenti4734]

OP: is threatened Also OP: so you have chosen.... death

[@Josh_the_jester]

14:40 I love that response from OP "If that's how it is, I wish you the best of luck cause I'm gone, bu bye, see ya, I quit"

[@Harry-fu9bp]

I love how it’s 1:15 am trying to get to sleep but see’s 1 min ago ‘Sorry Sleep’

[@purrpypaws]

that library story was kind of harsh, they have to charge extra because they pay extra to get the book and put it in system...and that action kind of seemed like a step a little too far..

[@krisavi]

Yeap, Also the price seemed to be 1.5 times the price of the book... At my school there was the policy that if text book is damaged too badly you had to pay the triple the value... As far as I remember I did not get them too damaged and over course of 9 years only few cases where students had to pay for the books, but it was then really badly damaged. Minor damage to the book happens over course of the school year still, even if wrapped in protective cover especially if you have to carry the books to home and back to classes each day. In theory school could have enforced this rule for the family who lost their house in fire and obviously textbooks are not the priority to save, but that would have been really Richard move, taking into account this family had 4 students in the same school. I guess they kind of cover that kind of loss of books from the "funds" other students pay for badly damaged books and of course there are funds for them anyways from the government balance.

[@megabladechronicles962]

The textbook one was a better story since the school literally said the book was too damaged to reuse

[@smileyface4619]

The dude with all the alarms must be playing Mystic Messenger... F in the chat for 3 AM chat rooms.

[@ninnariaein]

I started watching your stuff 1-2 weeks ago, and I finally have time to leave you a comment. Not sure if you’ll see it or not but here we go: I have an auditory processing disorder that makes content like this (and stuff like podcasts) almost impossible to enjoy without subtitles/transcriptions. Idk what it is about the way you narrate, but I’ve been able to understand JUST audio a lot better since I started watching. It’s been AMAZING in improving my auditory processing, and has helped decrease my general noise sensitivities/intolerances. So thank you for making such awesome content ❤️ PS obligatory “I love Yugo and his puppy bloopers”

[@1AmGroot]

So many of these posts are about employees going above and beyond for the business just to be told to "do their job", which they promptly do

[@rigidbat]

My job is a lot like the tech store story. My ‘break room’ is a literal garage that we use for storage. There’s a table with one metal folding chair, a sucky microwave and a sucky mini fridge. It’s not very well insulated, so it’s super cold in the winter and super hot in the summer. I just opt to eat in my car most of the time.

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

Whoever does extra work at a crap store and expects to be rewarded must be a fresh faced work person I've had so many jobs with sucky rules or bosses that i honestly don't give a crap anymore

[@rigidbat]

Velvet Darksoul thats honestly fair lol, yeah my job does these things called ‘exceptional service’s but you get the same reward for literally saving someone’s life as you would for not abandoning your post when you’re alone and it’s super busy

[@sbongbobsecrets]

Hey that library story sounds more like a Karen’s side of the story you know?? Like you couldn’t have just not said anything??? Or maybe just get ur book and then be like “oh you don’t have to take the sticker off thanks!” Idk that’s just how I would have handled it

[@solvegia]

There's a chip in such stickers, she must've taken it off. But overall, I too think OP was a little, little bit of an asshole. Also, an unspoken rule. Never piss a librarian off.

[@limiv5272]

But the woman in that story didn't ask to see the manager

[@moadmakes]

@@limiv5272 She cut that part out

[@xxxgoraxtendoxxx]

Yeah, op acted like an asshole, even if the price was above the tag in the book it was not the librarian that gave the price, but the system. Really petty giving a hard time to someone just doing their job.

[@theresahall8206]

The nice thing to do was see if you could find a copy online and then apologize and then if you are lucky they might give you a break on the fine. Depends on the library.

[@warren5037]

I felt that first one calling me out 😂😂

[@NickSteffen]

I love how the store can’t afford to pay the guy a managers salary, but they can afford to have two “bosses” sitting around not doing anything…

[@dracko158]

Boss: "I'll fire anyone who dares crosses me." OP: "NO U"

[@shark_man4014]

I love how you keep using pictures of Yugi One of my favorite anime's 👌

[@bottomtext5130]

I'd like to say that op paying 13.99 for an 8.99 book accounts for the book, shipping and handling, labor of the librarian or whoever unloads it and actually finding the book on a reputable site

[@heatherspill5817]

Yayy! new video!!! I know you post every day, but i am still rewatching your videos because i find them to be such a useful revision tool. Thank you :)

[@SilverCheetah]

I loved Yu-Gi-Oh, and it just really delights me to see it as thumb nails. Yami was da bomb y’all.

[@karenkarenson7036]

WW2 Japan was the bomb

[@DefensiveQueen]

Your right silvercheeta

[@DraconicDuelist]

Alright!

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

taking ur eye out and giving it to the guy like "now do u believe me"? is BADASS. i wouldve paid to see that

[@xandermarshall6755]

Everyone: uses reverse card The World: spins opposite way

[@o6ina]

Libraries are not book stores. If you damage a book you pay a fine, you are not just 'buying' it. It must be replaced by a new edition, which probably costs more than the damaged one. Plus, someone will do extra labor to replace it, there will be delivery expenses, too. Basically, I cannot imagine library that will just give him the book. Sounds like a Chad's fantasy.

[@jameshead9119]

Reminds. Of my aunt who lost an eye as a child complaining that she seeing that eye and dusting in laughter reminding her it was her glass eye ( she was referring to her peripheral vision from the other eye she gotten used to compensating over the years failing as she got older of cause )

[@tls-vw2yn]

The first one is 100% me. I LOVE hiding in my room and watching anime instead of socializing

[@marions.3657]

The dude taking his eye off is hilarious

[@sarahcerar8049]

It honest is

[@pixelthesketch5257]

“Our next post is from your Pokémon .”. Damn. That cuts deep. I thought I was a good Pokémon trainer.

[@jurassicfailure9591]

"Stays in his room watching anime.( Kinda) overweight but not obese. " Bitch, stop stalking me, damn.

[@yahoogaming5407]

“My field of vision on that side isn’t quite what it was” THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD DOWNPLAYS CANCER LIKE A CHAD

[@I_am_always_correct]

The brother in the first story is definitely an evil genius

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

Librarians are quite nice

[@Kdrews-tn8oy]

Hey Put that phone down and work!

[@Quinn-Harrison]

The last post: I'm so glad my college doesn't do this stupidness. They let us print whatever we want and don't charge us. They say it's included in our Full-Time tuition which is how all colleges should be. And I mean our base tuition excluding any fees. The tuition money that goes to water bills, toilet paper, lighting, professor's salary, etc. We even get free tutoring for all classes! Plus lockers at no extra fee. (It's just first come first serve)

[@sokyu7723]

Clarity Ashtons what college is that????

[@Quinn-Harrison]

@@sokyu7723 Saint Francis College in BKNY if you see a Terrier as the mascot then you've found the correct college. We have students from all over the world too!

[@Quinn-Harrison]

@@sokyu7723 but honestly I don't think even my friends at CityTech pays for printing paper. Idk about the rest though

[@touyash]

My mum goes to college and they give you 50$ in printing funds every semester . Pretty neat , except that in nursing , my mum had to print 20 or so chapters and spent about 40$ of it .

[@MM-ns6bj]

Your videos are part of my daily routine now. Since I found your channel a month ago, I’ve listened to a video everyday. And feel weird if I go too long without listening to one.

[@Zorgdub]

OK, that librarian story? The user was wrong. When you damage a book, you get a fine to replace it. You don't purchase the book you've damaged. He didn't own anything and they didn't have to give him anything either. (as for the value being different from what was printed on the book, that happens when the price changes and you can no longer purchase the book at the old price)

[@adammullarkey4996]

I'm sorry, can we just take a moment to appreciate "This next post is from your Pokémon?"

[@thelibrariansupermanny]

Library Science student here. If I were in charge, I would have disciplined the staff member at the counter and given them more training. What many people don't realize is that many front desk library staff are actually minimally trained volunteers or minimum-wage, part-time, workers due to budget cuts by skinflint town councils that don't value education as highly as they should. On the other hand, the patron also needs to stop being a Karen. The cost you were quoted is not the cost of the edition you failed to bring back on time, but the cost of replacement. Just because there is a price listed on the back of a book, that does not mean it is the cost of replacement. That price on the back is the cost of the book at the time it was printed. Not only do the prices of new copies constantly change, libraries are often contractually locked into a purchase agreement with a single supplier. The supplier sets the prices, not the library.

[@hopeh2609]

Library manager and MLS student... also must include cost of processing. The books do not come from the publisher or aggregater with the protective cover, spine label, barcode, etc. All that work must be done by the library.

[@thelibrariansupermanny]

@@hopeh2609 Very true!

[@auouraschannel5230]

Me: listening intently to the vid* Ad: WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?! me: annoyed....

[@emiliaholmberg3320]

In Sweden it makes sense that a university would charge you money to print papers because college and university tuition is free and doesn't charge application fees either

[@jasmine9581]

I haven't finished the video yet ,but in my area of the US printing in HS and and college/university does charge a small amount for printing; colored printing costs a little more than black&white

[@atinyzen8443]

Winter Break is over now and I don't want to go back. This made my day better much better.

[@deadrosealexa]

Watching this while at work :)) Relax time

[@mansuraabidi2919]

Boss: Your *FIRED* Employee: NO *U* BOSS: Oh okay

[@notkazman1678]

Me : **use Skip card before enemy proceed to use Reverse card**

[@desiterdane4286]

I remember back in day, my brother always had a smug on his face when he was about to use a reverse card(Idk why). But what I did was I would use a skip card and ALL the smug will just drown from his face

[@notkazman1678]

@@desiterdane4286 r/progamermove

[@legoman5491]

Me use the exsploding kittens Surprise attack of crouch kicking Ninja lol

[@notkazman1678]

@@legoman5491 wat

[@claytons4789]

@@notkazman1678 exploding kittens is a card game

[@Fuyu_Sei12]

“We could replace you for cheaper.” When is that ever a good argument especially after months of retail hell? By that time, I’d already have another job lined up and resign

[@FineHupeline]

Regarding the first library story, I have to say that the user was just disrespectful and cheeky. Unfortunately, one experienced this again and again. A processing fee for material and time is ALWAYS charged on the purchase price.

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

"The next post is from your Pokémon." Me: "I never knew my Darkrai had a Reddit account!"

[@Yumi_Jay]

The logic of the librarian and VP on those two posts. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Pay us for the damaged book and we will reuse the damaged book so we made extra money.

[@waka_wallgaming3181]

I read the title of the video and all I could think about was the music whenever Mr. Incredible was typing on the computer

[@nanya524]

When u get here before the notifications before you get them in yer inbox

[@VeggieGirl07]

Omg YES

[@PeteTheRock2002]

Man, the Reverse Uno card's the big weapon of business destruction in corps.

[@duchi882]

*Even the Exodia* won't be enough for that Reverse Uno Card

[@loomi469]

random person:”i lost my eye when i was 3 and my mom died when i was 12” rslash:”poor petey”

[@regularg3044]

The techstore story sounds like its set in germany

[@Yetigaming420]

yo that one about the fake eye got me to the point where i was crying of laughter

[@alvarovelasco29]

I couldn't click on a vid faster than I could say wait x5 (I love this thread and this KZbinr)

[@powerpuff4ever]

Something irked me a bit so a note for people who get upset about paying more than retail for damaged books: the reason you pay more than the price of the book is because in addition to ordering a replacement for the book you damaged, the library charges for the cost of processing the book - including laminating, qr security tags, barcodes, etc. and compensate for the time tending to this book that would have otherwise been on shelves. My library charged $5 for processing and it sounds like this one did as well. If you find the exact same book (ISBN) for cheaper than retail somewhere else as a replacement, you only have to pay that processing fee. Please, don’t give library assistants grief for your mistakes. I promise, they hear enough tirades through the day. That person sounds like they got someone on a bad day and instead of telling her it was fine to leave the sticker just continued to prod. They probably weren’t even going to reshelve it when they kept it but just assumed she wouldn’t want it since it was so damaged. The mom with the textbook was just straight annoying. She should have received her book but trying to get out of paying for it and then ripping it up to be spiteful was just petty

[@kellyrayburn4093]

I had a history book in 8th grade. I loved history back then and still do. Somehow, can't remember the details it was damaged. I saw this before I left for school and told my mom, "I'll pay for this book out of my allowance, but I'll want the book to keep for myself." I really did love history. My mom agreed saying, "If you pay for it, it's yours." I showed the book to my history teacher after seeing its condition, she said, "That's unusable. You or your parents will have to pay for it." I said, "Sure, no problem. But if I pay for it, then it's my property and I get to keep it." She looked at me as if I had grown a second mouth and both of them were talking. She finally found her voice and said, "That book belongs to the school district." To which I replied, "Sure. Unless I pay for it. Then it belongs to me." She got the principal involved and he said, "You owe us for the book. That's seven dollars." (This was back in 1974, I think). I pulled a $5.00 bill and two $1.00 bills out of my wallet and said, "Hand the book over and this is yours." He said, "You pay for it and we keep the book. Or we can call your parents." Me: "You're not dialing yet? Do you want me to dial the number?" He looked disgusted and called home. My dad was at work so my mom comes in and asks what is going on. When the principal tells her that I refuse to pay for the damaged book, she looked at me and said, "Is this true, Kelly?" I said, "Kind of. They want me to pay for the book and the school keeps it. I have the money right here ready to pay for it, but if I can't keep it, then I'm not paying for it." Ma said, "So you want to steal money from my child? Not going to happen. Hand over the book and she'll pay for it. Or keep the book for your district and she pays nothing. Decide. Take too long and you'll keep the book while she keeps the money." The principal shook his head, held out the book in one hand and held out the other hand for the money. I paid for it and kept that book for years. I could recite whole sections from that book from memory. Concerning the story with the electronics store, so many of these bosses are so greedy, making a profit isn't enough for them. They want to make a killing. I've go no kick to any business making a profit, but if you can't pay your employees a decent wage and still make a profit then you are doing something wrong. With the person who had the prosthetic eye, there's no way I would question them after they apologized and stepped back. I would just say, "No harm, no foul. Not being able to see on that side must SUCK." Then unless I was in a tearing hurry like a life threatening situation, I'd say, "Go ahead. I'm in no rush."

[@TokalaSpiritFox]

When I relate to the left prosthetic eye story all too well. XD I once hid it in my dad's drink as a kid and freaked him out, whoops!

[@hannahbanana7723]

One of my managers whom is also the scheduler decided to throw away my schedule request change because he likes to copy and paste the schedule week after week and this will cause him to have to change it. Not only is he ignoring my schedule change, he has managed to mess up every single time off request I've made since I've started 9 months ago. My anniversary, he didn't give me 2 of the requested days off and forced me to find someone to cover for me, which no one can since I'm also a manager and all our managers work full time and won't work extra hours. Same with a family reunion. This manager also will take things personally and refuse time off requests from people he doesn't like. Guess whose recieving a formal complaint this morning.

[@shoom7103]

He still gives you enough for it to be legal, right?

[@hannahbanana7723]

@@shoom7103 Oh god no. He's a child. Way too young to be in the position he's in. But he's the owners "golden boy" and believes he can't do anything wrong. Most of the complaints there have to do with scheduling.

[@shoom7103]

@@hannahbanana7723 Wow that’s gonna go bad eventually lol

[@hannahbanana7723]

@@shoom7103 oh hell yeah. He's already got a lists of complaints against him. I'm at a much better job now that actually gives a damn about their employees

[@spiritwildfiregaming1975]

0:55 MY MAN! Also, what's with people being mad when paying for a damaged book? It just sounds...dumb. Then again, I've never been into a library, so I don't know the protocol.

[@SIowpoke]

I don't understand. He ruined the book, he replaced it with a new one. Then he takes it back? What? Where is the logic?

[@DuckTapeWarrior1]

Slowpoke He took the old, ruined book. They had to order the new book.

[@sorath1396]

I used to have frequent nosebleeds through middle and elementary school. I was reading a book that I checked out and renewed frequently because I liked it so much and reread it on a near constant basis. Well, I felt something dripping down my nose and saw a drop of blood materialize on one of the pages. I realize "Oh no" (I was in middle school and more innocent than most people. I didn't know any curse words) and go to the library. The librarians were all friends with me and were totally understanding, saying I didn't have to buy a new book. Well, I felt bad enough that I did and the librarians told me I didn't need to do that but still accepted it. I got to keep the book I had bled in.

[@Parzival-sg2kl]

“If you damage the library book that I damaged and payed for, I’ll have to charge you for that” I used the librarian to destroy the librarian* I know I’m technically wrong, so please don’t give me hate.

[@lllaml07]

In the librarian's defense sometimes you can't replace a book for it's original price and it does cost more. I'm an assistant librarian and a big part of my job is sourcing new books and replacing lost/damaged books. I always try to find the best deal even sourcing from used book sites, but sometimes books are exclusively published and only available from that publisher/seller and you have to add in shipping costs and tax if applicable. So yeah sometimes that sticker price on the book is not the actual replacement cost.

[@MsNoPixel]

I’m so confused, I feel like I’ve heard almost all of these stories before, especially the first 3, however I don’t watch any of the categories that you cover on any other reddit channel, I do this so I don’t hear the same stories repeatedly so I’m kinda beyond confused on how I’ve heard these if you haven’t shared them since I don’t listen to/watch r/maliciouscompliance anywhere else, but here.

[@yogosapphire]

I was going to comment something similar. It’s annoying to keep hearing the same reddit posts read on the same channel.

[@noname-wl6ow]

He rereads or reuses audio a lot. If you want good Reddit content this channel is best watched rarely

[@Mittenator-cn2fh]

AD0GSW0RLD уеs I get that sometimes too

[@eskimolost2012]

The boss should never be in a leadership position ever

[@ruffle0_068]

The brother in the first story is me

[@phestojen7966]

If I did that with the vacuum my mom would've said. "Since you're already up go do the other chores too. Love you!"

[@bolbol8642]

What about the cancel card?

[@ashv9565]

One of my favorite actors was Peter Falk who only had one eye. When he was a kid playing in little league, an umpire made a bad call. Peter pulled his fake eye out, gave it to the guy, and said, "Here, you need this more than I do."

[@donaldbailey4421]

I feel like I've seen this thumbnail before

[@sarahcerar8049]

Same

[@jeffreyanimates9581]

It's Yu-Gi-Oh!

[@donaldbailey4421]

@@jeffreyanimates9581 the joke is that he uses the same template with the thumbnail

[@andreasbernardi3654]

my family basically wake up at 04.30 - 05.00 am, so that kid malicious compliance should have to vacuum at 01.00 - 02.00 am to get his "malicious compliance" to work 😂😂

[@tryoid5967]

Welcome to R/iloveRslachvideos And today...

[@kenyettaready]

Please for the love of God tell me this is an actual subreddit!?!

[@Lexilove2016]

18:05 I've never seen something so convenient in all my life.

[@MrJamington]

Btw why so many reverse uno titles?

[@mookie_man_8031]

In sick and watching r/slash makes me feel better

[@JamiJR]

Library Book OP damaged a book, they shouldn't have been upset that they had to pay the full price that the library had to pay for it. Even the slightest amount of liquid damage, even if fully dry at the time of return, can result in the book growing mold and that mold spreading to other books nearby. Yes, by paying for it the book was their's and the librarian should have just used a black pen to scribble out the labels, not tried to remove them. But still, don't whine about paying the full price the library paid for the book.

[@4Curses]

OP is obviously a choosing begger.

[@johngrim3468]

lol the look on the vp face when the mom did that to the book must have been priceless XD

[@Jpooh.thinks]

Have you not used the same title like 5-8 times already :) . Lol

[@ebiven1563]

Nobody is gonna sit in someone's office to tear out every page of an entire textbook & still be there to say 'thanks' (even if you tried tearing out multiple pages at once.... that would still take a good amount of time & you'd almost certainly just get kicked out before you were done...) nice try though op

[@preytastic1942]

R/Maliciouscompliance Everyone Like That

[@thedoctorss69]

r/foundthemobileuser NOBODY LIKED THAT

[@starblade8450]

The story about the store employee is a clear sign of, as one story in another video puts quite clearly, "I'm replaceable? Well so are you." Treat your employees well and they will get you to the moon. Treat your employees as replaceable parts and it'll cost you.