r/Maliciouscompliance I Caught My Boss Stealing $1,000,000 And Banging The Secretary

[@limiv5272]

If I was a company's CEO and I found out one of my accountants discovered embezzlement and was fired for it, I'd try to hire the accountant back. They're clearly doing their job right

[@PoochieCollins]

The mom probably would've if she wanted to chase the lead. Most people give up on this sort of stuff.

[@joshuawinters7644]

Especially Since That Is DEFINITELY Grounds For A HUGE Wrongful Termination Suit

[@benthomason3307]

@@joshuawinters7644 Wrongful Termination suits aren't a thing here in America. In fact we actually have at-will employment las which say that you can fire someone for any reason you please as long as it's not discriminatory.

[@joshuawinters7644]

@@benthomason3307 I'm From NC, Where Any Termination That Violates Federal Or State Law, Breaches Contract Or Falls Under A Public Policy Exemption May Be Considered Wrongful, There Are Also Laws That Forbid Termination In Retaliation, And Punishment For Discussing Salary

[@Bradyboy26]

@@benthomason3307 there definitely are wrongful termination lawsuits

[@dracko158]

Boss: "LOL you are fired." Mom: "No, but you are fired, arrested, AND divorced.

[@Sparemethestrike]

and broke

[@jakerobert653]

@@Sparemethestrike yes

[@Harry-zz2oh]

Another aspect we seemed to have missed. Since the Finance Director was embezzling money, he probably didn't declare it on his income taxes. This means the Infernal Revenue Service will want him to pay his back taxes plus interest plus jail time for tax fraud.

[@chandrasekarannatarajan3542]

Uno reverse card

[@trevorgastorf1910]

@@chandrasekarannatarajan3542 and a +2

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

That last story was so satisfying. OP’s mom is a saint and a genius, and that former boss and his mistress were idiots. And that moral? I couldn’t have said it any better.

[@eeveegirl1334]

I look at the last story as a reverse uno card/nuclear revenge story.

[@jaydenthezoahking8473]

Genius*

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

@@jaydenthezoahking8473 Thank you. Fixed spelling error

[@DarkZoma]

What's weird is that if that it took decades to steal over million then the company is big enough and should be able to afford a third party accounting to double check every few years and catch the embezzling sooner.

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

@@DarkZoma this was from the 1960’s to the 1990’s, remember?

[@dakotathebeardedlady4549]

R/slash: This happened about 30 years ago Me: so like the 70’s got it R/slash: so in the 1990’s... Me: brain.exe has stopped working

[@markjohnson7887]

So close. It's brain.exe

[@dakotathebeardedlady4549]

@@markjohnson7887 well I said it stopped working didn’t I? Lol

[@markjohnson7887]

@@dakotathebeardedlady4549 lol That's true.

[@jamie132]

It is the 1990's Rslash was right

[@jjcymbolic]

@@jamie132 pretty sure they agree, it just is baffling to think that we are already in the 20s

[@thunderflare59]

We need you to identify the difference between these images: £ $ € Rslash: They are all the same.

[@zero-su3un]

More like : Corporate needs u to find the difference between these pictures : € £ $ rSlash : They're the same pictures.

[@thunderflare59]

@@zero-su3un sorry, I didn't study memology in college.

[@zero-su3un]

@@thunderflare59 Lollll

[@markroberts7446]

I do dislike how people on KZbin no matter what country there from use $ dollar's, it's stupid, why Change what currency you use

[@zero-su3un]

@@markroberts7446 Because like 80% of reddit users come from the United States

[@Derael]

I'm surprised that the company didn't invite that accountant lady back with doubled pay after uncovering the truth. I mean, it's pretty obvious how good her skills are, and she was clearly a great asset to the company.

[@stefangrobbink7760]

She probably got a job elsewhere when the internal report was finally done. Those things tend to take a while after all..

[@richardp5920]

The last one: being “allowed to say you quit” sounds like the company trying to avoid wrongful termination lawsuits, and avoid paying unemployment.

[@sokolmemedi532]

The head of finance had to steal around $33,333 per year for 30 years Thats $2,777 per month!

[@bishop782]

It's also $641 per week, $91 per day, and about $4 per hour. That combined with the salary of being head of finances means he was making upwards of $250k per year.

[@darkwulf23]

That’s how he got away with it for 30 years.

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

That's more than I make in a month in a legit part time job!

[@aurastrike]

So it's not as crazy as it sounds, but getting away with it for over 30 years is mind-boggling 2.7k per month is not an insane amount made, but it's sizeable when you consider that's all profit since it wasn't taxed dye it being straight stolen

[@Nerobyrne]

man that first story is literally a meme. "If you work hard, do overtime and get all your tasks done, I'll be able to buy a new car next month!"

[@propandapower7633]

Interesting Fact: in the beginning of Ant Man, Scott is getting released from prison for embezzlement.

[@isaaccombs7912]

Wait, then how does that make him a good thief? That’s dumb, they didn’t need to make him a Robin Hood type hero

[@LA_choca]

@@isaaccombs7912 i dont think he kept the money.. if i remember correctly he saw the company he was working for was doing something bad so he gave back the money?? I could be totally wrong tho

[@mr.dantastic5073]

@@isaaccombs7912 His actions were stealing from the company because it “lost” the 401k’s and retirement plans of its recently laid off employees.

[@zerom7778]

interesting fact is this kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2jdnIinos2AhNU is recorded Karen's

[@propandapower7633]

@Matthew Baker Agree to disagree.

[@Icarnix]

The price conversion of that £6.80p in dollars is $9.32 so Nigel just shot himself in the foot lol

[@michael_johnston]

My aunt caught an accountant embezzling from her church. The accountant stole $818,000. She was arrested and was sentenced to 23 years in prison (20 for the embezzling, 3 for not reporting the stolen money on her income tax).

[@viveann08]

From Idaho and can confirm. We had one happen here in my small town. This lady worked at the store for several years and embezzled over 50k in 5 years, she only got 5 years in prison, which isn't enough time imo because her actions cost the store to close, which made several people lose their long time jobs.

[@Harry-zz2oh]

That is sad. The greed of one person resulted in the loss of a cherished business and the loss of many jobs. Many small businesses do not have enough financial reserves to cover embezzlement. If the company had insurance and a good set of internal controls, then the insurance company would have reimbursed them.

[@collinsquires410]

I do have to ask where this was...? In my experience, they take things seriously here in Idaho (I'm from Rigby and am currently living in Rexburg)

[@Alicelorell]

And to think if the head of finance had just been polite, thanked her for her work and said he’d look into it for her she might’ve dropped it and he’d have gotten away with it

[@jellysauce3938]

Malicious Compliance is like ProRevenge’s sadistic younger brother

[@whatevername4873]

*sassy

[@toebeanz4226]

Nuclear revenge is their dad

[@chardannaywolfy6586]

@@toebeanz4226 yes!

[@thecatpage732]

@@toebeanz4226 if that's the case, petty revenge is the little sister

[@jlnger149]

@@toebeanz4226 supernova revenge is the grandpa.

[@jaronyuriyh7931]

"Nigel was the straight man" 10 seconds later: "James who is Nigel's other half" me: ^visibly confused^

[@iank472]

Just in case this isn't a joke (if so it's a decent one!) "Straight man" is a term used in comedy to describe the "straight faced" member of the duo or sometimes group. They act as a counterpoint to the "funny man".

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@@iank472 Pretty sure it is a joke, but ya ain't gettin' wooshed for this. You did see that it could be, after all.

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@iank472 ya the otherwise straight shooter.

[@_mud_]

This Rslash guy is really good! He should become a youtuber.

[@Aptmeatapt]

Yeah he should

[@ARandomBoat]

He should also make a podcast

[@suchetamisra2095]

you're totally right his voice is great too he should become a Reddit reader or whatever its called

[@missluciddreams3472]

🤣 love it

[@birchwood5889]

And a twitch streamer

[@hawraa4046]

KZbin :there's 9 comments here Me : oh ok can i see them? KZbin : WHAT?!! Hell no!

[@zerophantomyt433]

I hope rslash knows he makes everyone's day better. Makes waiting for school more bearable.

[@veteranofbaal8232]

Agreed

[@angeloncodm7477]

He makes online school tolerable.

[@veteranofbaal8232]

School sucs lmao

[@jahquaviousbrotholomeythel3815]

I personally fall asleep listening to it

[@veteranofbaal8232]

@@jahquaviousbrotholomeythel3815 that's a vibe dude

[@ParadoxPandox]

OP: £6.80 rSlash: "Six dollars and eighty cents." XD

[@strategicarchitect869]

Yeah...this is why messing with competent accountants are a really bad idea. They're trained to balance and ensure that not a single cent is missing. If there is something wrong, they'll find it and most have access to past records to find out how long something like that had been going on.

[@lukamaric2653]

Nothing like watching RSLASH whilst gaming and eating late at night

[@maija_]

cheers ill drink to that bro

[@Mouse-Step]

Speaking fax

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

Agreed

[@jilleygab]

I work graveyards and have listened to rSlash every morning on my way home for years. Has always been a great way to end my night so thanks rSlash and please never stop!

[@jasonstet4977]

Sounds like someone I know who works graveyard at a gas station called royal farms

[@Mj_Nerd]

RSlash I am your biggest fan! (In Weight)

[@isaaccombs7912]

Oh ho ho buddy!😂

[@isaaccombs7912]

Try me😂

[@plasmabeaver551]

Doubt

[@Bold_Bulma]

Nah

[@plasmabeaver551]

Just remember mate, when someone says your fat, just remember, you give bigger hugs, you're better than that. Believe in yourself l

[@danielthroop2305]

As Yoda might say, "Fame leads to fortune, fortune leads to greed, greed leads to hate and sadness... Follow the path of greed and you will know find misery."

[@brassjujumagic7907]

I hope everyone has a wonderful Karen free day!

[@attacking2can666]

Can't do that bc my principal is a karen

[@kyliviie2903]

@@attacking2can666 Oof, that must be tough

[@shelbygroat4945]

I'm going to my job in retail

[@brassjujumagic7907]

Big oof y'all, big oof!

[@autistickid9905]

Thank you 💛

[@doge5603]

Pound: **exist** RSLASH: looks like dollar to me.

[@jjohnston94]

The last story reminded me of my all-time favorite embezzler, Rita Crundwell. She was the comptroller for the city of Dixon, Illinois, and in the 25 or 26 years she worked there, she embezzled $53,000,000 (that's FIFTY THREE MILLION DOLLARS). She only got caught when she went on vacation, and they brought in a temp bookkeeper, who noticed the discrepancy right away. She went to the boss, who went to the FBI. They played it cool, and watched her for another year before busting her. She had spent all the money on ranches and horses, so it was mostly gone. The city sued the auditing firm that had been going over Rita's books for failing to notice the obvious improprieties, and won (it was rumored that Rita was...servicing...the auditor). She's still in the clink, sentenced to 20 years. Edit: the Feds LOVE embezzlement cases, because there's often tax evasion along with it. After all, how do you report stolen loot on your income tax?

[@Harry-zz2oh]

Every tax form (1040) has a blank line for reporting 'other income", the instructions are very clear as to what this includes so ill gotten gains are also to be reported. Back in the 1930's a gangster named Al Capone, who was the head of a Chicago mob, ended up going to prison for income tax evasion. All the evidence for his other crimes were buried with any witnesses.

[@jjohnston94]

@@Harry-zz2oh Yeah, but what're you going to do - write in "Extortion payments" on that line?

[@nils920]

Story 1: Why, just why is it so hard for business owners/bosses to understand? Why don't just, well I don't know, PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES?!? Story 2: That story fits better under r/nuclearrevenge if you ask me!

[@markjohnson7887]

Pay them for time they didn't even work? How does that make sense? They did leave early after all

[@sheeptasticSeb]

@@markjohnson7887 I guess you missed the whole "unpaid overtime" bit... Not to mention, unless you're hourly you get paid to work 37.5 or 40 or whatever hours per week. So, if you want to leave on done days, but make it back on others legally that's fine. Although as a human, forcing others to work strict schedules when it's not necessary ( e.g work is done and people are just sitting around ) is just cruel and lowers morale

[@bishop782]

@@markjohnson7887 Yes but the point is that their pay was docked for leaving early, even though they were supposed to leave early due to the fact that that had already been precedented.

[@Harry-zz2oh]

@@markjohnson7887 But for ten minutes? Get real. How many times did they work over and not get paid?

[@angeloncodm7477]

Day 2 of asking rslash to censor curse words with Yugo's bark.

[@braydensmith2726]

That would be so good

[@jahquaviousbrotholomeythel3815]

This needs to happen

[@glasses8560]

Yes

[@Minimiki1758]

I second this

[@decensus.amentia]

Y e s

[@untamedraven7455]

It must be a Karen because they disliked it already

[@Trek001]

"Six dollars and eighty cents"??? No, no, no... It is "six pounds and eighty pence" You have just offended every single British viewer

[@ZacGames3]

Ah, thank you for the word for british cents. I now know how to spell it.

[@Dalton1294]

As an American I knew that read as six pounds and 80 pence

[@ZacGames3]

@@Dalton1294 Same. I just didn't know the spelling of Pence.

[@blake432]

Good, that's for burning down Buffalo.

[@rewto5131]

And others (like myself) who knows that England uses the British Pound, not Dollar. I'm annoyed for the british people (for the 1st time in my life)

[@elijahpatterson2596]

I thought the lesson the last story was, "Don't steal from your company", but I guess that works, too.

[@LoonySeeker-hk6kd]

The actual cost of the wage reduction is 9.33 US dollars most likely more though because this was a few years ago and I didn’t adjust for inflation.

[@hahahahahaha-mh2fg]

By being malicious and compliance I shall watch this video

[@strikeforce1500]

Man, it's sad when unique companies turn into standard abuse corpos

[@banman0725]

I'm a simple man, on a daily basis when I see an r/Slash notification, I click

[@danno3748]

Since I am a simple man I rate this a 👍🔊 👉☑️

[@camilacordero1749]

I was watching r/Slash when this popped up, I might have a little bit of a problem

[@plasmabeaver551]

Don't we all though

[@arandomguy517]

That’s quite a thing to be caught for

[@mellophon3]

Corporate needs you to find the difference in these 2 pictures $ ¥ £ rSlash: I see no difference.

[@Gerwulf97]

Someone embezzled over a 1,000,000 from my dads company a few years ago, and when they got law enforcement involved it actually got taken up by the FBI as anything over 500,000 makes it a federal crime IIRC.

[@Nekulturny]

I still think thats a crappy company, the OPs mom got railroaded by the guy who was doing the embezzling, and they couldn't be bothered to call her and say "thank you, and sorry you got fired by the guy covering his tracks, and btw, do you want his job at twice your old salary? You're obviously qualified for it since you caught him and we didn't".. They deserved to get embezzled from.

[@joedanrob]

You can tell someone is American whe they call pounds "dollars"

[@MonsterSandwich99]

@Andrew Jamison The difference is actually much more. The British pound is worth like a dollar more than the US dollar.

[@tookitogo]

@@MonsterSandwich99 No, it hasn’t been that much for a long time.

[@MonsterSandwich99]

@@tookitogo 76 cents or something. Just checked.

[@tookitogo]

@@MonsterSandwich99 I don’t know what you checked, but a British pound isn’t worth 76 cents more than a dollar. 1 GBP is just USD 1.37 right now.

[@MonsterSandwich99]

@@tookitogo yeah that means that the pound is worth more dude. I have to explain this to Americans all the time. I'm Canadian. My money is worth less than the US dollar but Americans think my dollar is higher because of this exact thing. Basically this means that for every $0.76 US the GBP is worth a dollar. Convert it the other way.

[@takineko]

15:40 Fired, arrested, divorced, AND PROBABLY SUED FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, all on the same day.

[@-soapybread-3521]

*I should study-* *But this is more important*

[@Chickenplague1]

Buddy, that's a pound sign, not a dollar sign... It's also in the UK soooo six pounds and eighty pence, not six dollars and eighty cents =P

[@jefffoo6891]

Day 30 of telling him he's making everyone day better

[@bently_june5960]

Forgot to check for your comment for the last few videos. You tell him!😁

[@NuminousIII]

Damn, he is actually doing it. Bravo

[@jefffoo6891]

@@NuminousIII thcx :)

[@loudrake3913]

He’s great and I’m so happy to have stumbled on this channel

[@jefffoo6891]

@@loudrake3913 :)

[@still_guns]

Post reads: £6.80p (six pounds and eighty pence) rSlash says: six dollars and eighty cents Me (a Brit): *TRIGGERED*

[@phoexer]

Destroying a whole company over £6.80p is deliciously nuclear.

[@knitt_whitt]

This is the one channel where I watch all the ads

[@jeffreymurdock8366]

My parents bought their house from a lady who was a few years after charged and convicted for embezzlement and it was from a government agency. She did fed time. Apparently she had used the money to buy a bunch of properties. When she suspected she was being investigated she sold almost everything and hid the money from that. That became her retirement money because she was old. Her son went to prison multiple times for felonies and hit that third strike law when he was caught breaking into a contractors truck and stealing tools. Her grandsons wound up following dad to prison. A family crime ring it would seem.

[@skipdraco4501]

normally when someone legally has you by the nads it's a bad idea to give them a torch by doing something else stupid XD

[@TimeLady8]

I used to work for a federal agency doing forensic accounting to find fraud. One case of embezzling that steamed the people I worked under was a guy who stole from low income people and only got 90 months of prison time. He should've gotten at least 10 years.

[@birdybanks5819]

* Wow, all that over 7 dollars. Wow. *Yeah, anyone seen The Accountant. Don't mess with Christian Wolff.

[@taiyoneko8737]

Such a fight over $7... hope it was worth it to the guy refusing to pay... Lol

[@trish7048]

To take 1 million dollars in 30 years, that almost 100 dollars a day he stole. The fact that it went unnoticed for so long baffles me

[@minecraftfishingrod3525]

Damn it posted in exactly 9:00 today

[@marisan8265]

Hey RSlash, just wanted to tell you that i appreciate that you put a second story. I know the first story could've been a whole video by itself but I prefer videos with more stories so that's very appreciated. Keep up the good work buddy!

[@jaycobdavis7365]

hope everybody has a great morning or night

[@plasmabeaver551]

No u

[@gingersnap1996]

If you're reading this, I want you to know you're awesome, you're doing great, and to keep up the great work! 😁😁💖

[@sarahgarner6747]

☺

[@Mori42069]

Thank you likewise to you

[@dabestgamronyoutube2647]

Head of finance: *gets fired* Me: *9 to 5 starts playing*

[@Sparemethestrike]

When you’re just vibing and he hits you with that and that was r/malicious compliance ;-;

[@LadyAdakStillStands]

Wonder how many people have been hit with the "Trifecta" of fired, arrested and divorced in one day? More than one could imagine...

[@professorhecc2768]

Penance left unpaid Before thee manifests And empty lies a grave For he who never rests Tempering his blade We kneel at his behest As the sky grows ever sullen With a culling are we blessed Hahahaha... They say God rested on the seventh day... You know what he really did? He created Hell... "Let there be light", what a dumb quote Thinkin' of puttin' up a fight? Just don't I'll hold an audition for my next victim But careful 'cuz the competition is cutthroat You got a neck that I wanna get my mitts on Spin your head around as if it was a twist-off You oughtta worship the soil that I piss on Let alone the ground I left my footprints on I came to raze hell, and leave it laid to waste You're overdue for it Lucifer, you ain't savin' face I'm a one-man show, but if I started a band You bet your ass that I'm makin' Satan play the bass I'll ignore every single borin' divine thing Rip-roarin' like I'm Mick Gordon on a nine-string Totally unholy, and impure - diseased With demons that wanna lock me down in quarantine 'Cuz I'm their cleanser, offender of sins unimagined I entered their kingdom, when I left it was ravaged And yet they're lookin' up to me like a false idol Shotgun on my side is my Bible The gates of hell embrace you, welcome home (Fall from grace, weary angel) Let your hatred swell with rage unquelled, unbroken (Spare your faith, shed your halo) I may detest decadence, but check my merch Purely cosmetic, yet I'm so sexy that it hurts Even if you demons are atheist, let me spit a verse Then I'll make you believe in me, and after you'll head to church Satan, sorry, you've been laid off Get to workin' on your resume As I'm revvin' up my chainsaw You know Hell has definitely seen better days Forget heaven, let me revel with rebels But I never been one to meddle with devils That was a lie, and you'll find no better example Than the plentiful Argent energy that I have embezzled As I descend the depths, all that's left behind me is leveled I'm spreadin' like a sickness, your impish blood is my vessel I'll get from zero to a hundred when I step on the pedal And then I'm grapplin' upward, and at the top will I settle And if you sing my praises, make it a song that is metal You'll only touch my blade when into your neck is it nestled 'Cuz I am entropy personified, Sentinel-qualified Hell-Raisin', bell-ringin', Doom Slayer - bonafide The gates of hell embrace you, welcome home (Fall from grace, weary angel) Let your hatred swell with rage unquelled, unbroken (Spare your faith, shed your halo) The Bible tells such lies - the bells are tollin' (Keepin' demons abound) And where embers dwell, remember well to stoke them (You've found a home in Hell) In your Eternal glory You fester with a fearsome infection Even a heart so pure, distorted By the violence behind good intentions The gods and devils have all heard the story Of the one who will cross the dimensions Through Heaven and Hell, and worlds of purgatory You burn with unholy ascension Now that the gates of Hell are unlocked Magazines are fully loaded, guns cocked They told me I'd be king when Hell froze over So did anybody notice that the temp just dropped? I am your nightmare, I am infernal I'll strike fear in you, 'cuz fear is universal I'm an amalgamation of Hell's nine circles I am your Doom, I am Eternal The gates of hell embrace you, welcome home (Fall from grace, weary angel) Let your hatred swell with rage unquelled, unbroken (Spare your faith, shed your halo) The Bible tells such lies - the bells are tollin' (Keepin' demons abound) And where embers dwell, remember well to stoke them (Now that you've found a home in Hell) (I'm headed home to Hell) yes i just copy pastes the exact lyrics for home to hell please help

[@annaquam]

FWIW- I had a family member embezzle money from their work, and they ended up pleading guilty to 1 count tax evasion and spent a year I'm federal prison. Admittedly, their crime - from the little I know - only took place for 1, maybe 2 years. Definitely not decades worth. All that to say, the person might not have spent that much time in prison.

[@rpgspree]

Stolen wages: £6.80 Refusing to back down: Entire company Revenge: Priceless For everything else...there's rSlash.

[@Blaze5x5x5]

1,000,000$ over 30 years is only like 2.7k a month. Dudes head of finance and he ruins his life for that? Bruh

[@danielh6015]

Second time I have seen the story about accountant being fired. If criminal charges were filed, why wasn’t she called in to testify? and why didn’t the company not only apologize for the illegal firing but rehire her

[@mattelsnake]

Four seconds ago.....wow.....

[@grimmstryke9627]

In the UK it is *illegal* to garnish an employees wages without their consent. It always goes to tribunal first after a (legally mandated) ACAS consultation.

[@EdgyShooter]

I mean, if someone reacts in such a hostile way to the suggestion of there being an embezzler, nine time out of ten, they're the embezzler

[@turkperry4910]

OP should go to the nearest bar and order a $7.00 shot of whatever and just sip it knowing if they would have not been as greedy they wouldn't have lost so much because of so little. From story 2: Do you think he was going to stop, but then with the new girl he didn't really want to share it with her and to keep her quiet he promised her a million dollars also? The love of money is the root of all evil.

[@art_of_Miko101]

Dude the last story was hella satisfying and I applauded in respect and amazed to OP's mom for being a badass accountant on that day. And moral of the story?: Don't screw the accountant or you'll get yourself in the Karma in very, VERY bad way XD

[@Gonzo614]

Never screw with an accountant that knows exactly what they are doing, NO Never screw with an accountant that knows exactly what "you" are doing.

[@NotaFrom99]

There are three types of people in a company which your never screw over: I.T, accountants, and janitors

[@ElFrogge]

Laughs in hr

[@MY-KEL]

Spicy Nuggets

[@maija_]

you got my like

[@nerdly745]

I’m guessing the head of finance must’ve thought his bullying made her get rid of the evidence. What a pos I hope he got the full sentence

[@RepellentJeff]

£6.80? *£6.80!?* Good lord, how petty can you be? It’s true what they say: “If you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”

[@arieldennis1999]

Daily dose of Rslash

[@1Kapuchu100]

...rslash, that's a British Pound symbol, not a dollar.

[@jamesnorman9160]

Imagine losing pretty much everything over £6.80. There are some hills worth dying on, and this isn't one of them.

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

If you go to your boss when you discover possible embezzlement and they act mean towards you, chances are they are the ones embezzling the money!

[@littensub]

I really just hate how rSlash calls all currency dollars.

[@cotapillar7802]

good morning people of earth and all who inhabit it!

[@sarahgarner6747]

Good morning!!!☺

[@tatemichau7171]

me in singapore and it being 9 pm..... uhhhh yepp good morning

[@dorian9262]

Good morning!!(• ◡•)

[@pocketdragon8469]

Yes, I definitely inhabit Earth and am not on Mars.

[@Mori42069]

Good morning hope you have a wonderful day

[@UnlistedCube0]

Never screw with an accountant who actually knows what they're doing: The Sequel to: Never mess with the IT guy

[@strudel_reviews]

Wait for the crossover

[@zdelrod829]

Malicious Compliance - The nice guy you don't ever piss off (for your own good) Pro Revenge - The older, cooler brother Nuclear Revenge - *Step-dad fetches the belt* Petty Revenge - The younger sister who will probably be a serial killer

[@collinsquires410]

"In Idaho, if you embezzle more than $10,000, you can spend up to 20 years in prison." Yeah, we don't screw around here.

[@roryu380]

Imagine having what must be a well paying job as head of finance and you go about embezzling what amounts to an extra 15 dollars an hour, that really isn’t that much when you likely make 150k+ lol

[@Atsuraelu]

"[…]the most expensive 7$[…]" The average exchange rate from pound sterling to US dollar in 2006 (15 years ago) was 1.855, so it was around 11.13$.

[@Timbeclownin]

And that last story, is why I'm aiming for accountant. Not only could I severely screw some dead weights life over if there is embezzlement happening, but accountants who do there job like this actually get a raise... you get money for counting money and you get extra money when the math is off xD

[@Kruhee]

It always baffles me how people on the top who depend on their workers fail miserably when it comes to treating them with dignity and respect. If you depend on people, it's important to make them want to stick around.

[@BeeWhistler]

That last story was very interesting... I know of a case currently still going on of just such a crime and I’ll be interested to see how it plays out. What gets me is that crimes like this get less penalty that violent offenses, and while I understand that violence is horrible and should be punished, sometimes these white collar crimes can ruin lives (besides those who deserve it like the guy in this story). A scammer stealing life savings, for example. These people do more damage than you usually hear about. So I’m glad this one gets serious time.

[@DrownedInExile]

Embezzlement story: Finance head should have taken the same exit as Denholm Reynholm of the IT Crowd!

[@advorak8529]

Idaho: embezzle $10,001, get up to 20 years in prison. How much bodily harm do you need to do to get up to 20 years in prison? Always curious how valuable (or not) health actually is ...

[@aurastrike]

i've seen serial killers go in for less time

[@Lycan_Jedi]

I did some math here on this embezzlement story. This dude was making about $732.60 a week. $1465.20 per month And $17,582.40 a year. All this on top of what the company payed him.

[@CreeperKid-kw7wj]

R/ you are the best. Your videos are some of the only things that can call me down from panicking or stressing out. Thank you so much

[@jasonwhite7905]

🤣 that first story brought back memories from my days in a college town in Northern California. I got this data review job through a temp agency, but they paid minimum wage, then $7 an hour, and had ridiculously high standards of 8K KPH. The first week went OK, but then they started mandating 12 hours of OT a week, then 16 hours the following week. Then 6 hours for Saturday. I managed to survive a 16 hour OT work week, but when I saw my paycheck it was less than $300. People were angry, and productivity fell hard. I frequently fell asleep at my computer during document loading lag. The heads of the company finally had it out with the staff demanding better performance, more OT, shorter breaks, and no staff conversations. What was their incentive? NOTHING. We asked for guaranteed time off: NOPE. We ask for more pay: NOPE. They claimed they were over budget anyway. I snapped and said: why don't we rename the company EDS&M (a play on the company name). I'm sure we can find a 60 year old German woman to wear black leather, crack the whips on our backs, and it would be a perk for everyone. I was let go shortly after that.

[@Josh_the_jester]

16:16 I wander if he's still in prison, he was living the rich life for 30 years, now he's living the hard knock life for 20 years.

[@Ragehunger]

So now there's two people you shouldn't mess with: The IT guy, and the accountant.

[@SunkenSunnn]

How do people just dislike this? Lmao it’s great ty rslash