r/Maliciouscompliance Take My Money? I'll Take Your Job!

[@austinriley8410]

I will never understand the concept of “if it works, break it.” I heard one of these stories where the call center team had a customer satisfaction rate of 100%. The only thing you can do to that rate is maintain or lower it. The new manager decided that things needed to change, and if you can believe it, the satisfaction rate plummeted

[@limiv5272]

Those managers want everything to be confined and controlled inside their little narrowminded box and they never think of the consequences

[@Hybrid301]

John is the kind of manager that every employee needs. He fought for his employees so that both the customer and the company could benefit. If we could replace just 25% of the worlds current crappy manager with ones like John; we would be golden. And for the 2nd story: “Summer Legs” would be an amazing name for a drag queen

[@Randombookwoorm]

Sadly, we dont have that much managers..

[@MamaLauren523]

Agreed! People don't quit crappy jobs. People quit crappy managers. It would actually make companies more profitable as well! Training costs and having people possibly put in overtime to cover shifts is expensive. Customer service also suffers when any company is short staffed and and a revolving door of new employees doesn't instill confidence in customers.

[@gekimod123]

so during the ww2 somebody did raised a Steve Rogers

[@Maximara]

@@MamaLauren523 You have too many people filled with MBA (or as my late mother called them *Moron* of Business Administration) nonsense who don't understand the _real_ fundamental that a happy employee is a _productive_ (and therefore profitable) employee.

[@rainyhaze2053]

The last story reminds me of my parents approach of me wanting to get an ear piercing at 15. Obviously I needed their permission and they shot me down with "You didn't think about it enough, but if you still want this in a year, you get our permission" So a year goes by and I still like the idea, so I ask my parents again, who had totally expected me to have discarded the idea and they went back on their promise, but instead they did the typical parents thing of "Well, when you're 18, you can do whatever you want!". Well, my 18th birthday was on a Sunday and everything was closed, but right that Monday I walked into a tattoo studio, smacked my cash on the counter and got the piercing. Monday went by, so did Tuesday and Wednesday and my parents had not noticed the piercing! Not until Thursday, when a friend of my mom visited and immeadiately after sitting down, asked where I had gotten that cute piercing. My parents were stunned and I smugly replied "You said I can do whatever I want when I am 18..." It's been nearly 11 years and I still like my piercing and still tease my parents with that story :)

[@CrazyDarktos]

Lol

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Never let them forget their hypocrisy.

[@heather82]

Hell yeah, good for you

[@NazukiraMiyasaki]

literally got my first piercing that way too

[@queenofputrescence5167]

Our daughter presented us with a power point presentation at 15 about why she should be able to get her nose pierced. It worked and 6 years later still has that same piercing. Along with probably an additional 7 piercings in her ears in addition to the original ear piercings she received when she was 10.

[@KarmaTube5]

Manager: I know what will make everyone happy, lowering their pay Also Manager: Why is everyone leaving? I’ve met managers who said we can’t pay our employees too much. Like but they would want to come to work more and they can actually make a living.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Dabney, PLEASE proofread your video descriptions! This one contains time stamps from the "fun in the office" episode from 2-3 days ago, including one from 17 minutes when this video is only 16 minutes long!

[@dracko158]

John: "I will take care of things." *And, "take care", he did.*

[@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer]

I wish Rslash would "Take Care" of his video timestamps i see recycled 4th of july and sailor moon cosplay timestamps

[@dracko158]

@@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer Yeah, I noticed that too, A little confused I must say.

[@unchartedchartz]

The fact that the guy in the first story was making $1 less at his highschool job 20 years ago BEFORE his massive pay raise than I currently am at my highschool job is insane.

[@danielhughes3758]

There is inflation to consider, but still, indeed

[@unchartedchartz]

@@danielhughes3758 well, yeah, the inflation is what makes that impressive.

[@sage5296]

I mean keep in mind that 15$/hr was very very good at that time for the type of job they were working. So it's not that insane?

[@nikt12]

office party. you could've used that email to use for sexual discrimination which is a big no no. That manager's ass would be burning from the infernal flames of upper management within 24 hours of being served the lawsuit. or if you really wanted to fight the system in a silly way, you could've had all your male coworkers wear skirts.

[@KHFN_YT]

I was like oh man hes gonna wear skirts but no still good though

[@RenAsterion]

Skirts wouldn't have cut it (but would totally have been an amazing addition) because the problem was "no one wants to see hairy man leeeeegs~! DX" lol

[@DarkEinherjar]

Too bad there's no update on the fallout of the company that drove away all their good employees. I like to see bad managers suffer the consequences of their actions.

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

I really thought there was an update/edit

[@mysteryGuySaysHi]

Not necessarily bad just stupid

[@Maximara]

Sadly sometimes you just don't know what happened to them after you leave. Wouldn't surprise me if that particular office got closed for being "unprofitable".

[@fightingblind]

Not just "good staff", good SALES staff...

[@SquidgieKathie]

OPs mum in the last story: "tomato and raw onion isn't a salad!" Europeans: "are we a joke to you?"

[@RedK5]

Or just onions and cheese. Yum!

[@aderi31415]

I'm an UnSAnian and that salad sounds great to me. Also, my mom would have slapped me into next week if I pulled something like that.

[@elijahjarman2837]

Cucumbers, onions, tomatoes, and Italian dressinf

[@lordshaxx4693]

"Were doing this for youuuu." The manager says as he chases down the customer. He's wearing long pants, snow gloves, a winter coat, and a ski mask so no hair is ever seen.

[@jimmyrossmeissl6644]

Customer: “Help there’s a psycho behind me!”

[@AbyssalPrince]

Me: " I NEED A ADULT "

[@iceberges]

@@AbyssalPrince ..an

[@primordialsoupgod2850]

Then the customer throws a grenade

[@goyalaaron]

I see a huge problem with doing this. You missed the hair on top of your head.

[@jay8567]

after almost a month of being on vacation i can finaly binge watch all the rSlash videos i missed, hell yeah!

[@adotcito]

Lucky

[@funnyfunnyvalentine7991]

I do not like you.

[@frost.2972]

Ah yes, the sailor moon cosplay salad

[@alerted0]

Thought I was the only one who noticed

[@joepersch6779]

I saw that too. I think he forgot to update his chapter names from his last video 🤣

[@kiracaroso]

@@joepersch6779 He/his editor do that quite a bit.

[@RedK5]

@@alerted0 I was confused

[@whyamihere1563]

6:55 I'm calling BS... ...No one in Europe uses Farenheit 😏

[@EndellionQT]

Can confirm.

[@Tustin2121]

Could be an American living in Europe. It is looking quite attractive over there recently for a lot of us...

[@RisinTyson]

Every person in Europe on Reddit is tired of the "use freedom numbers in the comments."

[@whyamihere1563]

@@Tustin2121 ...could be... hope they're making sure to what kind of country they're going. Like, for example, in Poland women still fight for bodily autonomy.

[@fieratheproud]

@@whyamihere1563 OP said Northern Europe, right? To me that registers as the Nordic countries, so Norway, Sweden or Finland, maybe Iceland, although that's probably just me being Finnish myself haha. I suppose something like Estonia, Denmark or Germany wouldn't be pit of the question either.

[@Everhardt94]

Employee: "Why are you making these changes? You're actually gonna lose money!" Boss: "It's not about the money! It's about sending a message!"

[@denverarnold6210]

It's a business. It's ALWAYS about the money. But some people also can't accept being wrong.

[@Maximara]

@@denverarnold6210 And those very same people wonder why their once successful business is now in toilet.

[@AbyssalPrince]

First Story New Club President: *acts like a big shot * Jon: *shows that he runs the joint*

[@tmiddlechild]

My husband and I tried shaving his legs. We dulled 3 razors and weren't even done with his first leg.. my man's got really hairy legs. Kudos to the guy in the story for managing it lol

[@limiv5272]

It's probably not the number or concentration of hairs but the length. Razors just don't work well on long hairs. When I want to shave my legs after a relatively long period of not doing it I start by using an electric hair clipper to get the hair as short as possible, then I go with the razor. It works really well

[@akl2k7]

Reminds me of the reasons I gave up on shaving my chest in my early 20s. I'm of partial Italian descent and I've only gotten hairier over the years.

[@limiv5272]

@@akl2k7 Have you considered laser hair removal?

[@akl2k7]

@@limiv5272 No, I've accepted my hairiness. Of course, I can see using some for hair between my eyebrows or on my ears, but that's about it.

[@optiquest86]

@@limiv5272 This is definitely the best option. Shaving at full length is a recipe for disaster! On top of using clippers, stroping the razor also helps with keeping the blade(s) sharp while shaving *that much* hair that's usually on the thicker side

[@lissachocolate]

The mission of some higher ups at companies is to ensure that the employees doing the actual work are miserable. My former company took pride in understaffing, because they believed in “doing more with less”. One week they cry poor, that pay increases can’t be done, next week they giving press releases on their biggest most profitable year ever. Ooh, pizza party for hard work, but everyone has to work their lunch.

[@salut510]

To me offices without air conditioning is something I just cannot comprehend. Its so normalized in my tropical country that I can only imagine the discomfort of working in an office like that during summer

[@JVG1997]

God bless these videos tbh, I feel like my whole day would be off without them 🤪

[@gasriel3066]

Honestly, same

[@moongirl-d9h]

for a second i thought you said "my whole day would be *better* off without them 🤪" and i laughed

[@Randombookwoorm]

I totally forgot about these videos, cuz i tripped in a zoo and dropped my candy in an animal "cage", and GOOD, i had a panic attack. It was some Kinds of ferrets, and The animal carer told me it was okay, and They destroyed that BIG lollipop... But they apperentally had fun. And I hit my wrist. *ow*

[@MinecraftLover58]

@@moongirl-d9h same 😂

[@PinataFreaks]

My mom used to say "If you don't like it, go hungry." So I went hungry. Then she started saying "If you don't like it, make your own dinner." She managed to keep that going for a while until one day when I just said "ok" and cooked my own meal.

[@Ambidexter143]

Iceberg lettuce is 70% water and 30% bad tasting roughage. Boston, bibb, romaine, or red leaf lettuce are the ones to use in salads. Iceberg lettuce is easy to grow and is therefore cheap, but it doesn't have anywhere near the nutrients that other lettuce has, plus it doesn't taste particularly good.

[@briahnnaallen5644]

Am I the only one who enjoys his little cute/lame/slightly ironic funny puns? Cause I adore them so freakin' much! Thanks Slash! Always making my day!

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

I love them, every time he makes one I say "ba dum tsh" they're so corny they're funny

[@briahnnaallen5644]

@@A_Rose_From_Concrete LOL same here! I even do the air drum thing with my hands 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sheeptasticSeb]

I think the description is wrong, the 4th of July part was yesterday or STH. Anyways, hi early people! 😁

[@fieratheproud]

Hi Rslash, I know I dont comment often but I wanna let you know that these videos are the highlight of my day! I caught covid recently and I seem to finally be better. I guess that my vaccinations couldn't fully protect me but did make it easier to deal with, since I've just been in normal home quarantine. Anyway, thank you for helping me pass the time even as I'm stuck inside with too little brain power to even play a video game!

[@bellumdorf3360]

the covid vaccine doesn't make you completely immune like most vaccines(since last I checked covid is a virus and virus' mutate) but it does make it easier to deal with(I think it makes you immune to the strand/symptoms of the strand it was made for but I couldn't tell you, I'm not a doctor.)

[@fieratheproud]

Yeah, I figured that I probably caught a newer strain of the virus since this thing just refuses to stop mutating. Still, I feel like it's at least partially thanks to the vaccines (plus wearing a mask almost everywhere I go) that I managed to go this long before getting sick.

[@bellumdorf3360]

never said they didn't just stated they aren't going to fully protected you considering it is a virus.

[@fieratheproud]

Fair enough, viruses are often like that to my understanding.

[@3horsesrunning199]

I work in a warehouse with no AC only giant fans. A new upper management AH came in & told lower management & supervisors they could no longer wear shorts during the summer. That went no where. We are in the deep south & that building is a good 10° or more hotter than outside. Just standing around you will sweat rivers. That idiot got told off pretty harshly by everyone. We have never heard a word since & we still wear shorts.

[@limiv5272]

Should've made him work a day in that place with full length pants

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

I think Rslash got today's chapter titles mixed up with yesterday's.

[@tecko4519]

I always love listening to these stories and I'll even sometimes share them with my mom but my brother always likes to butt in (most of the time right when I'm in the middle of talking) and talk about how most Reddit stories are fake, and while they could be, I tend to just ignore him and continue telling the story, plus he doesn't really have any evidence to prove they're fake and when I bring this up he'll either stop talking or struggle to come up with an excuse. Anyways, keep up the good work rSlash!

[@Bryzerse]

hmm, I think you may have used the time codes from the other day's video :)

[@leygren5917]

I needed this so much today…had to say goodbye to my fuzzy baby yesterday and your videos help me so much to cope and still enjoy something and look forward to. thank You for making me smile today man

[@donaldham308]

Ok. Life guard dude did great with his malicious compliance here because even if they get fired, they can always use those certifications in other areas if they look for another job.

[@glennrishton5679]

I subscribe to several of these type channels of Reddit stories always finding rSlash having the best and always well read. Thinking this as I listened today when we come to the office shorts story, Crap not another men wearing kilts, skirts story, then the AhHa moment, no kilts, no skirt just shaved legs.

[@arthurspearman7914]

I call "Iceberg Lettuce" water Lettuce. It is 90% water and has no real nutrients. Romaine, Red or Green Leaf Lettuce is what I prefer. They actually not only have a taste and texture but also have vitamins and nutrients in them. I have even had restaurant owners I know change from Iceberg to Romaine because of it.

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

I love how idiot higher-ups, like the ones in the 2nd last story, destroy their own company because they try to fix what isn't broken.

[@shadodragonette]

I don't like iceberg lettuce, either. I usually eat around it or remove it. In my mind, I'm thinking give me spinach or kale or just leave out the lettuce... Anyway, about a year ago I went to a place with a friend and they had basically quartered iceberg lettuce with a few bits added. I ate the bits, I never ate the wedge of lettuce. Probably the easiest salad to eat. Didn't even have to pick it out since the lettuce was still in a wedge. I don't even buy iceberg lettuce for home use. Spinach all the way. Tastes better and is less watery.

[@Ken17-b8g]

Man, John is my hero. I want to grow up to be a person like him. What an amazing man.

[@luannhetrick-wood9764]

At the age of 10 I was the youngest person in Ohio to get my Junior Life Saving Certificate.

[@CidVeldoril]

Summer Legs sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Gender discrimination..

[@AbyssalPrince]

Sounds like the title of a 80's porno

[@akrabbim]

$27/hr in the 90s is more than I made as an engineer. Wow.

[@isabellhell]

(First please note that the animals is really well taken care of and the place dose great work with charities to ensure that endangered species from slugs to whales are protected and can thrive) I remember when I was working for a popular tourist attraction where we had both indoor and outdoor retail stores and animals. We had a uniform policy, and the employer would give it to us. The keepers was allowed to have shorts on. But people who worked in the retail part weren't. We stood in the sun with minimum shadow for 4 to 6 hours a day. Normally alone, do we have a hard time refilling water, going to the bathroom, or seeking shade. I have many horror stories from that place. Might tell it another time.

[@katherineknapp4370]

Rslash, your video is extra epic today because it's my birthday and I love how everyone getting epic Malicious Compliance! Thanks Rslash, you rock!

[@babsbylow6869]

Short comments about Summer Legs overcoming mo(i)st He Nair(rowly) avoided trouble. That's running a razor's edge.

[@kiroblade132]

Summer legs story I personally would have gone the blackmail route "so what you're saying is I can't wear shorts because you aren't attracted to my legs"

[@souper.scooter]

Yeah, really got himself out of a hairy situation. The boss didn't have a leg to stand on. I'm glad the plan went smoothly.

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

Second story - I think the real reason the manager made the men wear pants was because he didn’t want to look at men’s legs while he was eying the women’s legs.

[@draghettis6524]

"It's not salad if there's not enough lettuce" seem like a stupid argument to me, and I'm someone whose first language uses the same word to say salad and to say lettuce ( we do have a separate lettuce word, but it's used less often )

[@AbyssalPrince]

What language is that

[@draghettis6524]

@@AbyssalPrince French

[@mariposa9506]

@@draghettis6524 lettue

[@draghettis6524]

@@mariposa9506 laitue

[@AbyssalPrince]

@@draghettis6524 ah thanks

[@bedazzledmisery6969]

The second story: Aww, bless their sweet hearts having a hard time dealing with 85°F heat. Meanwhile, I have been turning into a human leather bag from being roasted in this lovely Austin, Texas weather of 105°F (~41°C) for over a month straight now. Ahh, 85F would legitimately be a DREAM!

[@Klust413]

Same, July was terrible. Did not enjoy walking the dogs

[@fur_avery]

you know, just because the temperatures are higher doesnt mean its "worse" for you because people in warmer climates are used to higher average temps just like while school in usa might close when there is a any snow people in colder climates will go when there are mounds of snow everywhere and -20°C outside Edit: I'm not saying that you shouldnt complain because youre used to it, i just wanted to point out how your comment seemed like downplaying the temperatures

[@markussalminen8529]

It's always a good joke to turn this other way around: (being from northern europe) it's somewhat funny to hear someone, in Texas for example, having problems with 0°C (32°F) temperatures. And vice versa, in here that 30°C (85°F) is horrible.

[@RisinTyson]

This bullshit started in June.

[@bedazzledmisery6969]

@@fur_avery wasn't saying one is worse or not. Definitely not gatekeeping temperatures out here, my guy. I literally said that it would be a dream to have 85°F... I'm sorry if I seemed condescending with the "bless their heart." I wasn't saying it facetiously whatsoever- I genuinely mean that I feel for the poor folks experiencing such a heat wave in northern Europe! I'm lucky to at least have been in Tx a good while so have gotten used to expecting blazing hot summers. But I'm sorry for coming off like I was invalidating or dismissive of the OPs experiences with the this heatwave! It seems like summer came with a vengeance for several places in the world this year. 😣

[@randomvids9507]

if someone cut my wage I'd immediately quit

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

I get that in an office environment you need to keep a professional appearance but when it's hotter than a right angle outside, we should be able to bend the rules a bit so we don't end up steaming our buns and eggs in our pants!

[@jezebelmei195]

That first story wasn't about a boss, it was about a leader.

[@taylor3381]

The first story is good and all but, are they forklift certified?

[@Jonathan-ic9ef]

The only way that story with the shorts would have been better is if he managed to talk the women in the office into growing out the hair on their legs.

[@81396xman]

I worked tech support for an internet service provider. I got really good at getting customers their service issues resolved but my techniques were not in line with their process. I once went to the head of our department to ask a question his response " I don't know, your the one with the numbers" as long as I was there they kept waving the carrot of a promotion. When finally my asthma got so bad from the dust in the cubicles I asked about the promotion I got the "oh we have that to new hires" I turned in my resignation letter on the spot. Oh yeah my son was right up on my level at the same job and he quit at the same time I did. he hated that job anyway. I didn't mind the job but I like breathing more than the job.

[@CrochetIsLife54]

I live in southern Arizona, in the Sonoran Desert 🌵. I am fond of saying that our low temperatures are other peoples’ high temperatures. Sounds like I was right. An 85F degree day here in July is a cold snap. We are usually in the high 90s to low 100s. We get extreme heat warnings when it goes over 104. 🥵 🌵 💀

[@RobPryme]

First story sounds kinda of like John could've been my eighth grade social studies teacher, Mr. Hahn.

[@NerdsterStein]

Finally! The only good thing about breakfast shift is being early to these!

[@JayeEllis]

Summer Legs: I've often expressed that I think men get the raw end in the summer when it comes to office dress codes. Women can get away with skirts and sandals, but men are often stuck in long trousers, socks, and shoes. I've been known to encourage men to wear skirts, as our dress code is actually (appropriately) gender neutral. Added to that, there is nothing in the dress code about shaving, so that reason would not fly for us.

[@Alexxalla]

7:13 Floridian here, almost Christmas and still 85 + outside even at 7pm at night.

[@shadowfox6842]

"Summer legs" "Smooth move" and "Harry situation" almost made me laugh out loud. The problem with this is its midnight and i don't want to wake up my family

[@davericard]

EMS or emt is a 6 month class and not cheap. You would make more as an actual emt than you would a lifeguard.

[@tubois2025]

New relaxing „podcast“ !!! Thx for making my day that tiny bit more relaxing

[@X-Cite69]

How did that last guy live to tell the tale? if I said that to my mother i wouldn’t just be 6 feet under, I’d be 20 feet under.

[@crimsonshadow1477]

That story about the manager is so sad, it shows how out of touch and stupid most corporates are...like the old manager got his team to be happy AND efficient...but all they cared about was manglement not dancing to their drum

[@angelgonecrazzy]

Anyone else get spoked by the load foot steps around 2:15. Lol. Kept thinking it was a sounds where I was.

[@frederickbonilla3647]

I wonder if new managers are encouraged by their superiors to make changes regardless of anything or they're thought to do that regardless of anything in college.

[@mikeremski2102]

Bike racers have been shaving legs for the longest time. It's not a big deal, just practice to not cut yourself

[@IceNixie0102]

Okay so the second story, the guy in nothern europe? Here in the mid-atlantic US I'm cracking up listening. Temps in the HIGH EIGHTIES?? It's 102 outside today. Above 90% humidity. A drink won't have condensation & a puddle forming in "1-2 minutes", try 1-2 SECONDS. Now I want to move.

[@generalgeorgewashington5300]

7:23 that sounds nice as a Texan, a nice cool 85 degree breeze

[@beccataylor1245]

Hey rslash? Your pins and discription are wrong, its says "office 4th party" and "sailor moon" from a few days ago

[@thehamm3r256]

I can't stand when you don't read verbatim. Paraphrasing allows you to miss content and context for some of the stories.

[@gottendrop4026]

There be 78 comments and nobody will see mine

[@pathevermore3683]

You lie.

[@donaldham308]

Oh. And wearing long pants and such was always a requirement at MaineDOT as well. It was absolutely brutal. Working with hot mix asphalt and you’re wearing long pants, a t shirt if no one decided to bitch and make you wear long sleeves, a safety vest, a hard hat (regardless of the risk of something falling on your head or not), safety glasses, gloves, and steel toe boots. It’s no wonder why people were drinking over a gallon of water each day and absolutely soaked with 90% humidity and 95° heat. Absolutely brutal. They’d also happily give you shit for taking off your glasses even tho they’d immediately fog up to the point where you straight up couldn’t see. Even when all you were doing was using a vibrator to compact sand on top of a new culvert.

[@thevideo-beast122]

You need to double check your chapter titles. They’re the same ones from your last MC video

[@andrewlanglois6362]

14:43 Made THAT sound better, like a cheesy Gimmick! Smart Alecs when they don't know their heads from "Behind There"!

[@pbird1578]

I just cut up two watermelons and they are delicious

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

"My salad has too much lettuce" has got to be the most entitled thing I've heard all day.

[@flurrydragonheart5162]

On the lettuce story, I hate iceberg lettuce. It has no nutritional value, It's mostly just water, I don't understand why ppl waste their money on green crunchy water.

[@tracyvandusen8454]

Summer Office OP was really legging it on his compliance

[@Larkovenjoyer777]

85 degrees? That’s it? Here in Memphis, TN it is over 90 degrees Fahrenheit with like 70% humidity

[@rhijones382]

7:09 The UK recently had temperatures up to 102°F (39°C) Yes 85 degrees F is warm but it's not that warm. Unless it's a country farther up north

[@joeschmo622]

Picture this... A strict 9-5 company, a daily process that takes a good 10-11hrs to do, a night-owl and early-bird "conspire" to stagger their shifts so that the early-bird starts working 7-3, and starts the process, and the night-owl starts working 11-7 and wraps up the process. So now you have 12hrs coverage, 7-7, to make sure the ~10hr process finishes daily vs being split across days. Now imagine idiot managers threaten both of them to go back to 9-5 *or else* so they do just that. So now early-bird starts the process of the given day, while night-owl wraps up the process from the *previous* day. And management has no clue why what used to be done in 1 day now takes 2. Idiots.

[@gi0nbecell]

The pants story: instead of getting the manager to admit that it’s because of visible legs, it would be nice to check if the new dresscode requires long pants or just forbids shorts. If the latter, I‘d sported either a kilt (as it‘s mens‘ clothes) or went full on with a dress. The dress could even work with the leg argument: wear a ankle long, wide dress. No legs seen, but probably not the manager‘s intent. The whole story reminds me of that school that changed girls‘ uniforms to something ridiculous, especially as boys‘ uniforms remained less restricted (iirc they forbid girls to wear pants, forcing them to wear skirts, while the boys‘ uniform didn‘t mention any rules). In the end, all the boys went ahead and wore the exact same skirts as the girls were forced to wear - their dresscode just didn‘t cater for that possibility. And as the skirts complied with school uniform standards, there was nothing to be done about it.

[@denverarnold6210]

You have a fairer mom than mine. If I had tried something like that, I'd have been grounded and/or told to do it "right".

[@CreeperOnYourHouse]

What the hell is going on with your tags for the stories in the scrollbar? They're wrong, mislabelled, missing stories, etc etc. The only part that's correct is the intro.

[@zen4realfightman426]

That's what corporate got to be like stroking their own ego

[@mr.scarlo2234]

I hope that everyone is having a good Monday!

[@TiggZ_]

Back at ya 👊

[@thetruth1816]

Yeah it was good until backspasm happened..

[@TiggZ_]

@@thetruth1816 speedy recovery guy 🙏

[@thetruth1816]

@@TiggZ_ appreciate it my brother..

[@amysargent6109]

Beach-legs story: I had been expecting OP to learn the joys of waxing. You know, for those silky-smooth legs.

[@tylerferrell9321]

Hey rslash I think your video tags are the ones for one of your videos last week. Still love the vids just wanted to give you a heads up

[@TypicalNerds]

I noticed that as well.

[@Solarisle888]

The OP from the shorts story is such a SMOOTH criminal...

[@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754]

Certifications! Certifications for everyone! EMS, EMT, CPR, KFC, FBI, NCA!

[@bambiwhite2030]

I think I could live with "Summer Legs" in exchange for the change you just made!!! ♥️♥️♥️ Hell, I might actually shave to earn that name! Who knows?!? 🤷‍♀️😂♥️🤷‍♀️😂♥️

[@duganmclaughlin764]

You can hear Mrs. Rslash walking upstairs at 1:14 . Very subtle and awesome

[@YakubsMonster]

John remembered the old labor movement. He was thinking "either you pay these kids or they'll start shooting".

[@Talon771]

Dude, your video titles and video chapters are OFTEN all over the place and completely wrong. Who the hell does your editing?

[@kvproductions2581]

You accidentally left the chapters over from the last malicious compliance episode

[@Kezarim]

You upload new videos every single....? Day? Week? Year? Time when Neptune and Pisces align in Venus's second coming? We will never know!

[@RatTailSoup4]

the same story in two videos back to back? WOAH! THIS IS THE FUTURE BABY

[@UnknownCleric2420]

The description has the timestamps from the previous video. The KZbin chapters are incorrect because of it.

[@BunnyQueen97]

The second situation just happened at a job that, as a result, let me go. A bunch of other people left too and now they can’t even stay open all week 😂

[@QVRBL]

Wow. Im actually here earlyish. Thats new. My 2 kids usually have be busy till 12 p.m. (its 9 here right now)