r/Prorevenge My Boyfriend Tried to Microwave my Dog!

[@cherrycolareal]

That boyfriend deserves to be put down. (y'all this comment shouldn't be this popular)

[@sytherwusky]

Death is too kind for people like him

[@cherrycolareal]

@@sytherwusky What would you do?

[@Jadeelmao]

Period absolutely agree

[@Nerobyrne]

reminds me of those two burglars who broke into a notorious gay rapist's house. Except they didn't really deserve it, because while they were criminals, they only wanted goods to sell. I'd love to lock that boyfriend in a cell with "big burly John", though.

[@cherrycolareal]

@@Nerobyrne dude, what the fuck

[@pretzelicious4200]

Last story, ruining his life by pretending to be him sending nudes is the LEAST damaging revenge you could've done OP. He should be in JAIL for r-ing you.

[@jesusofbullets]

Six feet under is preferable.

[@AwesomeIan135]

​@@jesusofbullets even six feet under is too good for that guy, he doesn't deserve a proper burial.

[@YourPal1]

​@@AwesomeIan135agreed. This guy deserves to be buried in the rubbish.

[@kerribottriell-baxter7345]

@@AwesomeIan135 so... death by 1000 cuts then?

[@otrjustin]

As much putting him down might so good, jail is better option. It’s never really over. Unaliving someone is something not as satisfying knowing that he would be on the receiving end of R-pe in prison. Should framed him for having underage naughty pics. Then let the jail know why his there. Then sit back and watch his world burn

[@ladyofrillwater]

For those worried: the dog is okay, it doesn't even fit in the microwave, and the description is brief and non-graphic. Timestamp: 11:00

[@supervegito2277]

The title does confirm that ("Tried", not "´did" thankfully), but thanks for a bit more detail

[@centicrab]

ty for posting this comment, i had to tap out at the mention of SA. glad to know puppies okay :D

[@Turbo_Waitress]

Thank you. I was trying to figure that out.

[@lancerevell5979]

Even just making the attempt marks this guy as a total b-turd. Serial killers often have this kind of thing in their background.

[@supervegito2277]

@@centicrab Severity of crime is Intent x Damage. But yeah, it absolutely matters that he even tried. The only thing good is that he failed, so the dog is okay.

[@silverflight01]

Story 3: How disgusting does one have to be to not only cheat, but cheat with multiple guys, including an offender? I'm glad that she divorced, because her ex-husband does not need that sort of toxicity in his life And yeah, all OP did was just tell authorities "Hey, this guy is lying about his residence" and the cops followed suit

[@Nerobyrne]

yeah, poor guy. She didn't deserve him at all. He was willing to stand by her despite her unwillingness to get help. Even without the cheating, he was way out of her league.

[@justicekingtut3571]

My sons mom cheated with multiple people including my ex best friend. She’s messed up. There’s more too

[@lilithlux8127]

I feel like he punished the dude more than he punished his cheating ex. Which the dude deserved it but she deserved more then what she got.

[@Nyghtking]

I'm happy she didn't have a kid with the offender, because you can guess how that would have went from her personality.

[@perfectchemistry8291]

​@@lilithlux8127People deserve "more" than homelessness for cheating? What kind of logic is that?

[@EponasTheMimic]

The microwaving dog story really hit hard. When I was younger my bio father ended up trying to microwave my cats. He threatened with cut their paws off, microwave them and then throw them out the window and make me watch. There were kittens at the time. I wish he was arrested for these threats but he wasn't. I escaped him with my cats at the age of 17 but I sadly lost my fish and dog. It still hurts to think about

[@columbiajames1606]

That's not even a father, that's just a gene donor at that point. I'm sorry about your fish and dog, but I'm glad you and your cats are in a (hopefully) better situation now

[@EponasTheMimic]

@@columbiajames1606 thank ya and I agree but I think it would be a bit much to call him what I usually do. My cats and me are doing a lot better nowadays, it’s been 6 years and my cats are about 6 years old now!

[@columbiajames1606]

@@EponasTheMimic Nice, glad you all are doing well. Sorry if I overstepped with the father, I have strong feelings about that kind of thing

[@EponasTheMimic]

@@columbiajames1606 no no you didn’t overstep at all! I often call him and sorry for my language here, but I call him a Sperm donor as my step dad now is my father

[@columbiajames1606]

@@EponasTheMimic Ah I understand that. Glad you're in a better place. I know I'm a rando on the internet but give your cats pets for me :D

[@dragonriderabens9761]

2nd story, I would LOVE to see that mom try to explain in court why her kid was committing a felony and any judge or jury that would even entertain the lawsuit at that point

[@lancerevell5979]

Kid Kriminal got off easy. 🤨

[@sassyghost_8]

Same. I’d love it even more if the judge laughed and sentenced the kid to community service once his leg healed. Some kids need to learn the hard way.

[@KumiChan2004]

Pretty sure the parents would have went to jail here. Depending on the age of the kid.

[@dracko158]

Hitting/abusing someone's dog is one thing, but MICROWAVING SOMEONE'S DOG? Now thats a whole other league on its own.

[@squirrel670]

Right after raping the owner too

[@bland9876]

​@@sketanor wtf? You witnessed your dad microwaving a wolf what the fuck?

[@sarahkinsey5434]

That’s some serial-killer-in-the-making kind of stuff

[@ticiale20]

​@@sketanor what?!? Why????!

[@emo_grinch_440]

@@sketanor how do you have a microwave big enough for a wolf?

[@nobodyofconsequence6522]

The fact she blows through microwaving the dog as if it's just another one of his stunts shows just what a piece of work this guy it

[@vlooranthewise7526]

I like the idea of a mafioso Santa, whose like "Seems like jimmy isn't gettin' the message. Let's send him a message he can't ignore! Take his legs!"

[@tonyroca5383]

Get his f***ing leg!

[@BlooMonkiMan]

MOUNT HIS JAWLINE TO THE WALL! Wait no don'tJimmy isn't a dog-microwaving rapist

[@calebgibbs798]

Rslash you have gotten me thru some rough times, bored times, car rides, work, and the terrible times. The things you have helped me go thru is insane. Please don't stop posting and don't forget to take care of yourself. Your health both mentally and physically are just as important if not more. 💙💜💙💜

[@raarasunai4896]

Anyone who hurts a dog for any reason other that “This dog is literally trying to kill me!” is scum. A person who hurts a dog strictly to hurt someone else is lower than scum

[@avashnea]

This applies to cats too

[@D.S69]

​@@avashnea and other pets

[@raarasunai4896]

@@avashnea agreed!

[@Digitalfairy]

And that's exactly why I immediately distrust anyone who's unkind to pets.

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

Same with cats. I physically cannot tolerate these people's existence. They are putrid specks of scum the size of sub-atomic particles.

[@nomar5spaulding]

I'm concerned that so many people seem upset about the dog, and not upset enough about the rape, and the excellent example of how it so rarely gets reported.

[@gobliniarz7393]

The last story: The boyfriend should rot in jail. He doesn't deserve any compassion for what he had done to OP. Honestly, I do believe that OP went easy on him because he only was socially stigmatized which he does indeed deserve but also he should face the consequences legally. What a scumbag

[@anime-mun]

Microwave a dog? That's just begging for John Wick trouble.

[@Nerobyrne]

It's crazy how she didn't lift a finger to defend herself, but as soon as her dog was the target, she went medieval on his ass.

[@extremefalcon]

I was thinking the same thing about not going full John Wick on the guy.

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

Also a good way to get torn apart by the Toxic Avenger.

[@ivorynk752]

​@@Nerobyrne I know quite a few people who have an easier time standing up to others than for themselves

[@ivorynk752]

forget prorevenge, go nuclear

[@Sanodi21]

Third story, OP was too merciful. For someone like that, destroying his life includes a very extended stay in prison.

[@Akira625]

Exactly, a monster like him should not be allowed to walk free on the streets.

[@BlooMonkiMan]

Too merciful. Throw him in an orphan stomper and mount his jawline on the wall

[@xKCAZxLEADER]

First Story: So basically a known ticket scammer came to the wrong casino by being a Karen and then the employee recognized his name and got him arrested. Not very satisfying honestly Second Story: Kid got what he deserved for constantly breaking a mailbox. Should be happy it was sandbags and not something that is stronger and heavier Third Story: OP is the friend a lot of people needs. OP got revenge for his friend in 2 horrible people. The sex offender can rot in prision or jail for going after a married woman and the sorry excuse for a wife can suffer being homeless Fourth Story: This walking pile of human excrement is a walking red flag that extends to his mother. The moment OP realized that this man is being provided by his mom should’ve been the first red flag OP sees. The second red flag was him hitting her, him telling his mommy, and his mom calling OP a whore and basically defending what he did. The third red flag is his own friends telling OP she should leave him. This revenge isn’t nearly enough since this man RAPED OP! Why is he still walking around free? Why isn’t he in a prison cell?

[@Ikajo]

About the last OP, is sounds like her mom abused her. Which makes it much harder to see abuse later. As for not sending the guy to prison... it is exceedingly hard to get a conviction for sexual violence. Especially when you were in a relationship at the time.

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

@@Ikajo Yeah, and this is the part where people who groan over false claims fail to understand. Yes, false claims do happen and have ruined lives, BUT, they are INSANELY rare, and real claims are not only more common, but unfortunately are almost never punished to begin with, assuming the victim comes out about it at all, as they may not due to the danger of doing so or the fact they couldnt really prove it easily.

[@WyntheRogue]

@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 A mix of both, the victim is often afraid to report out of fear of not being believed and dismissed or are afraid of the harm their assailant is capable of if not properly prosecuted [many a true crime documentary prove this]. Our criminal justice system is broken AF and seldom takes these crimes as seriously as they should be which leaves many a victim feeling helpless and developing conditions like PTSD,agorophobia [fear of leaving the house],etc. Women hesitate as they're afraid of being labeled as lying, vindictive wh*res [thanks to people who have unfortunately abused r*pe reports with false allegations] and men hesitate to report their misfortune as society deems them as "unmanly" for letting an unspeakable act happen like that in the first place so is seen as a weakling/lesser than. [thanks toxic masculinity...] Reform/change REALLY needs to happen with the system IMO. That being said, glad OP finally got out of the fog and through that fog became John Wick.

[@fdm2155]

Oh, I think the 1st story was plenty satisfying. That guy fucked around and found out! As Dark Fluff says, only break one law at a time people. 🤣🤣

[@Ninjakitsune978]

Germany recently FINALLY changed its laws, where if you say no to any part of intercourse and the other person does it anyway, it's r-word. I don't know, if it changes the easiness of prosecuting though. I believe, that sometimes the cops WANT to do something and just can't. Also giving a statement means having to relive a terrible trauma and getting asked questions like the other person doesn't believe you. Even if they do, because they need to make sure. And that's not even court...

[@canisXpolaris]

I came home from school one day, when I was in elementary, and my cat was panting HEAVILY. I found out my brother put my cat in the microwave "to see what would happen" My cat lived several years longer as an outside cat, safe from my brother's sociopathic hands

[@madeline6951]

Lawyers recommend: commit only one heinous act at a time. *This is not legal advice, lol

[@fdm2155]

Also KZbinr Dark Fluff often advised to only break one law at a time. He's read several stories where a criminal gets caught by being an out of control Karen while being on the lam OR in a stolen vehicle OR while in possession of illegal drugs/guns. 🤣🤣🤣

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

​@@fdm2155 I'm listening to him right now lmfao. He's a funny dude!

[@ivorynk752]

If you have a dead body in your trunk, you drive the speed limit.

[@yilincai5873]

I always liked how Dabney replaced the bad wrongs with creative or funny ones, the bleeps this video were kinda jarring. Still grateful for the daily episodes tho

[@JustSomeSophie]

Marry the dog, microwave the boyfriend. That would be my move. Screw that guy!

[@johngennaria7081]

The microwave don't deserve to nuke shit like him. Though if he was in a cremation furnace........

[@zenmaster8086]

marry the dog?

[@zenmaster8086]

😐

[@JustSomeSophie]

@@zenmaster8086 Obviously not being genuinely serious, I'm sorry if that wasn't clear lmao

[@MiraTheWarlock]

@@JustSomeSophie I'd still be serious about the microwaving boyfriend idea-

[@chere100]

The last story... my grandmother (who was evil) had her positive traits. She liked animals and children. When she worked at the steel plant, she would sometimes bring home kittens she rescued from her male coworkers. Her male coworkers liked to microwave live kittens. 🤢🤮

[@hiroshi7025]

Don't microwave dogs, people. That's not nice.

[@iSamYTBackup]

if you mess with a dog i am going full john wick you ain't hurting the dogs

[@gdmathguy]

Don't dog people, microwaves. Not nice that.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

and a literal war crime.

[@Jasmine-wn9ek]

*Phew* thanks for telling me! I was about to microwave my dog to dry her off after a swim

[@fishyfow3767]

Man I have nothing to do this weekend now!

[@DarkEinherjar]

OP may have been in a dark place, but honestly? I would've EMBRACED the darkness if I were in the same situation. I just wish the parents had kicked that ex out and left him to fend for himself, but I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, sadly... Indeed, there's no such thing as "going too far" for people like him.

[@Gothymothyhotty]

I feel soo bad for the woman in the last story.. I’m honestly surprised her family didn’t encourage her to report his SA and attempt redrum of a dog.. the way I would haven’t stopped till the broom popped an eye out 😡….

[@ClashOftheSea]

It's possible she was too ashamed to tell them about the SA. Which is sad, though not uncommon.

[@Gothymothyhotty]

@@ClashOftheSea That’s very true, that is her business and she shouldn’t feel bad for not telling anyone/ reporting it… I’m angry for her, I’ve been in a financially/ sexually abusive relationship before. It’s so painful hearing it happening to others. I’m glad she is free from that horrendous situation.

[@Jay-Gruener]

The last guy deserved everything that came to him and more.

[@deborahdicesare9042]

Last story: To be honest, that was hard to listen to, I can relate unfortunately to a lot of what OP went through. I’m so glad that she got away from her abuser and got a little bit of payback (not as much as he deserved though)

[@vincenttrigg4521]

Hey just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear that you can relate to the situation I hope you're doing better now

[@deborahdicesare9042]

@@vincenttrigg4521 Thank you, I truly appreciate that. I’m doing great now, lots of therapy. Going NC with toxic people was the key though, once I did that everything started to fall into place. I hope you too are doing well, I really appreciate you taking the time to wish me well, again, thank you.

[@vincenttrigg4521]

@deborahdicesare9042 my mom went through a lot of crazy shit with my dad. They did eventually get separated but he still put her through so much legal trouble after. Even just watching what he put her through was rough. He only abused my siblings and I verbally, psychologically, and emotional but he put her through every form. It required lots of therapy as well just to deal with the trauma but also so we wouldn't end up like him. We are really lucky though. He put in an effort to change. Like it was basically either he worked on himself or we just wouldn't contact him, me especially. He still has his moments but he's come a long way. I wish all could change like that but its just not possible for everyone unfortunately... The entire thing is a really long story so hard to say it all in one message haha I'm sure you feel the same. Also I know people don't really reach out to check in on others and listen to them, it's not done nearly enough so I do my best. I'm glad to hear you're doing better and thank you for wishing well for my being as well! If you'd like to chat more I wouldn't mind adding you somewhere if you wanted to, even if it's just incase you need someone to vent to :)

[@anonymousllama014]

With the last story, she *should* be proud about that. She did an amazing thing for society

[@phobiawitch835]

That last story was just, making my blood boil. So when OP said they felt bad about it, I out loud (thankfully no one around) said “nah, feel good about it. EMBRACE the villainy”. The revenge was so good. Though I almost wish it had gone even FURTHER cuz it almost feels TOO simple a punishment to make this man a shut in woth no life

[@Godzilladino]

She should've went full on nuclear. That piece of shit shouldn't even have a place to live

[@lexiwhitmore2197]

The guy had all that and more coming to him. That said, I don't think it was okay that OP basically sexually harassed his female acquaintances to do it. They were collateral damage, and that's kind of upsetting.

[@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603]

​@@lexiwhitmore2197 As much as I want to defend OP I really can't... Like yeah, what happened to her is fucking horrible and that man deserves hell but she def didn't make a good choice by her revenge.

[@Loralis_]

@@lexiwhitmore2197 AGREED. I've been harrassed by non consenual pics etc and dude it does damage. I think it was a bit selfish why hurt other women to get your revenge

[@Loralis_]

@@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 Thank you dude, I was shocked when I heard this story and like Im a survivor myself but that was just bad

[@FalconStorm]

Santa’s going green. “You know what I give naughty kids?” “Coal?” “Coal? That ain’t good for the environment. Nah kid, these days I give casts.”

[@hermeticbear]

Isn't vandalizing post office property a federal crime? And the mother was going to sue? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wildstorm3486]

Oh I would have loved for her to go through with it. I’d have loved to be in the hypothetical court room.

[@susangrande8142]

Sounds like it to me. I know robbing postal carriers is a federal crime. A couple of stupid kids here in my town tried that a few years ago. They’re in a federal pen.

[@BunnyQueen97]

“I was in a dark place.” No girl, you were seeing the light for the first time in years!!!

[@TsukiKageTora]

I would have blasted what happened all over social media if I was OP. He r-ed her to “bribe” bee into buying him a game and when she said he r-ed her, and he put her innocent dog in the microwave to try and kill it because he was called out for what he did. This person should be in jail.

[@iononcantomascrivo]

As someone who just lost my fur baby of twelve years, this story really hit me in the heart. How anyone be so freaking awful to an animal, it still baffles me.

[@markedwards3647]

It's not baffling. There are beings that are shaped like humans, and talk like humans. but are not human. At least 5% of H. Sapiens are pathogens.

[@SkyEcho751]

Story 1: The first rule any good criminal will tell you is that if you want to get away with a crime, act extremely courteous to not draw suspicion. Story 2: The kid was technically committing a felony by breaking the Mail-box, as they are usually considered 'federal property', and as such are protected quite well in legal terms.(if I understand things correctly) Story 3: WOW, she fully deserved this, good job OP for being the courier of Justice. Story 4: This man is a bastard, just straight up a cruel person who deserved everything he got. He clearly hasn't changed for the better since getting smacked down for his deeds.

[@sakilynn]

Last story: dude assaulted her, and tried to microwave her dog. Calling the cops would have been kinder, but he wouldn't have lasted in prison once he admitted to forcing himself on her. OP's revenge was a curse with a hidden blessing, but something tells me he's still gonna find a way to screw himself over.

[@TheAidanodian]

Yknow I think it’s kinda obvious, even if you’re one of those sex offenders put on the list for dumb things like peeing in public at age 18, that regardless of how you ended up on that list you should probably stay far far away from weed and guns as fun as those things are on their own. Edit: also agreeing that this is a perfect example of easy revenge. Dude broke the law and someone reported it.

[@kevintull3302]

Last story: if i would be the father i would have let him come over to get his stuff but unfortunately he would have a deadly accident.

[@LaurenThePetLover]

There's this old urban legend that, if memory serves, a little old lady had just gotten a microwave for the first time. Like when microwaves were a somewhat newer invention and she'd been reluctant to get one if I remember right. But once she got it she loved it! One day she bathed her small dog (poodle?) and thought, hey, this new microwave thing would probably dry him off pretty fast. Well let's just say she never had to worry about washing or drying her poor little dog ever again... Thankfully, that story's just an urban legend. And even if it did happen, it was an older lady with new technology who was kind of clueless and it resulted in tragedy. It's hard to imagine deliberately putting a living creature in a microwave out of malice! That dude's a real piece of work!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

op's bf in the last story deserves nothing but death by firing squad

[@seabass819]

Too merciful, death by fire ants would be better. Gives him time to reflect.

[@luna_theraider]

But guys we need to tar and feather him first.

[@DarkStarCoreX]

What about a year in cryogenic refrigeration, then 10 years in a chamber where robots scream at him, then some robot with a singular yellow eye kills him. Oh wait... ah damn it that's a fictional game. Yeah just leave him trapped in a cage in a room that is usually full of screaming 2 year olds until he dies of starvation.

[@chanterelle483]

@@DarkStarCoreX What even is a pyrogenic refrigeration?

[@DarkStarCoreX]

@@chanterelle483 Idk but Simon Cowell wants to be cryogenically refrigerated when he dies.

[@Onsvaltti]

The mailbox story is even funnier if you know that "santa" means sand in finnish

[@BVBGirl-3313]

Mailbox story ... Had kids kicking down our mailbox cuz they moved the bus stop closer to our house. So my dad cemented it in and covered the raised cement block with mulch over the weekend. Sure enough that monday we see the cement through the mulch, someone tried and probably broke a toe 😂 Shortly afterwards they moved the bus stop back to its original spot, that was due to other reasons. One stupid parents didnt want their kids to have to walk far. Two those stupid parents would congest the entrance of the subdivision and would park blocking mailboxes and driveways. We almost hit a car pulling in cuz they were partly blocking our drive on one side and another car on the other side. So yeah people complained of not getting mail and being blocked from their homes. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@susangrande8142]

In my city, the police come and ticket the cars and have them towed at the owner’s expense.

[@BVBGirl-3313]

@@susangrande8142 um im talking about ilding or parked cars with people in them. They were only there around the time kids were being dropped off at the new bus stop. My school didnt have a bus system so my parents drove(elementary I was in daycare) the time im talking about i was in Jr high school and didnt have sports practice and my dad use the time for his split shift to pick me up and drop me off at home, so we got home before the buses did. But a cop wont tow or ticket them, by the time one would have come they would have been gone as the bus dropped kids off shortly after we got in the house. That location didnt last and the bus stop was moved back to its original spot.

[@susangrande8142]

@@BVBGirl-3313 people in my city would/could still complain about the cars blocking their driveways and mailboxes.

[@BVBGirl-3313]

@@susangrande8142 uh obviously people did but that doesnt mean the police will ticket them or could have them towed. As i said the parents were in the cars you cant tow a car with a person in it. The cops would also just have requested them to wait some place else, or would tell us to deal with it cuz they only there foe about five minutes. After complaints to the neighborhoods very loose interpretation of an HOA, they called the bus route people and schools ans moved the bus stop back to its original spot. After that things went back to normal and parents didnt feel the need to wait for them in cars at a stop further from their home and near a very busy main road. Im also sure the city complained of more traffic around rush hour due to the new stop and it cloggs a road connecting high ways. All of this was ironed out without the need for cops.

[@susangrande8142]

@@BVBGirl-3313 Well, good; I’m glad to hear that all’s well that ends well. I’m glad your street is peaceful and working well again. 🙏

[@SaltyRocksPew]

Dude? He literally r-worded you?? He should be in prison getting r-worded by bigger men, not living up the unemployed lifestyle on his mom's dime. You could literally burn his house down and I'd only say that's slightly over the edge of what's expected.

[@joshfly210]

I’m not blaming OP in “Ruined”, but damn it’s really hard to hear somebody go through all that and not leave. I had to turn away a couple times and feel a sense of remorse that she had to go through that and anger.

[@justabunneh6490]

You know what would really hate messed his life up? Being legally convicted for rape.

[@darkxemjas2910]

Scumbag Boyfriend: "You wouldn't give me money, so I'm going to nuke your dog in the microwave!!!!" Also Scumbag Boyfriend: "What did I do to deserve having my life completely destroyed?!!!!" Me: I'd say that Scumbag Boyfriend got off easy.

[@johngennaria7081]

Don't worry. He's got a conga line of semi trucks with karma on the way

[@willlevesconte3816]

"it's not them, it's the illness" total copout

[@PassiveSmoking]

Cruelty to animals is a huge red flag (as if any more were needed by that point) for psychopathy. I'm glad OP did what she did, because if she'd stayed with this creature we'd probably be reading about her in the obituaries by now.

[@itsybitsybosmer]

You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd not shout, and I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to break your legs.

[@juanhaines7295]

Title story this poor op. Hopefully she heals from all she's been through.

[@emmanorman8172]

Why the heck wasn't the karate kid wannabe charged with a federal crime for damaging a post box/mailbox?

[@yellowbunny812]

Why are all these people just so evil, most of them for no reason.

[@TheEDFLegacy]

Hey @rSlash, what are your thoughts on the Reddit blackout? Considering how impactful it may be, I think it's worth writing up a community post on your thoughts.

[@AnUmbreonNamedRaire]

Yeah, I've been waiting for an update from him - I've been wondering how this is going to affect reddit KZbinrs

[@wowgek7]

why are they doing it though I dont have an account there and eaperently people without an account shouldnt be explained on why

[@TheEDFLegacy]

@@wowgek7 TL;DR: Reddit is giving developers 30 days notice that they'll be charging a significant amount of money per API call, from originally charging nothing at all. In the case of this one developer, that's going to suddenly cost him $20 _million_ a year. That guy in question is the developer of the Apoolo app, which is an _extremely_ popular and useful app.

[@platannapipidae9621]

i'll leave communities that won't participate. i don't want to use a platform that is infested with spam as much as youtube.

[@bridi0821]

@@wowgek7 Reddit is changing their policy to basically ban people posting stuff from 3rd party apps (which would basically doom multiple subreddits).

[@linda-0587]

Nope nope *NOPE* , immediate grounds for arrest on charges of Animal Cruelty/Abuse, also worth several nice broken bones and open compound fractures 😡🤬👿 …AND CHARGE HIM WITH SA, *IMMEDIATELY!*

[@MisterSpleenlol]

Genuinely thankful that something most people don't care to censor, is censored in this because its one of my triggers for PTSD and it was a relief to have it censored idk Really thankful to rslash rn 10/10 content maker

[@rentheseer190]

I would argue that Krampus would be more in line with this than Santa.

[@peanutbutter3965]

Thank you so much for listening to people's feedback and not doing ai thumbnails, i think we all prefer the og thumbnails

[@mad-mason0319]

Dude would have been shot without a second of thought for trying to microwave a dog. I mean the whole magazine.

[@janputz4157]

Yeah that last story is kinda weird in the sense that OP apologises for her revenge act but considering the guy could be several feet under dirt is no understatement. Some people just shouldn't wander this planet man.

[@jessevancooney6963]

Santa Clause went "Ho Ho Hold my beer" and gave some people sandbags for that kid

[@justicedunham4088]

Cheating is one of the worst things you can do to someone. Cheaters should lose all rights to shared property in a divorce

[@Thememester439]

Story 3 OP: "wait, isn't this illegal? Hey cops, isn't this illegal" "wow, yeah, thank citizen, that's super illlegal we'll take care of it"

[@aliddin0]

For the “Ruined” ( 7:05 ) part of the video: As the chorus of Cell Block Tango says “He had it coming, He had it coming, He only had himself to blame.” Perfect act of revenge.

[@GeneralESB]

Last story: after forcing himself on OP and trying to kill her dog out of spite, I’m surprised she had enough restraint to grab a broom and not a knife or something else that’s nice and sharp.

[@kg5626]

The dog story: I hope OP has gotten a massive amount of therapy. I understand trauma bonding so I hope she is able to see her worth now.

[@Night-1331]

The last story, I was honestly expecting her say she beat the crap out him with a frying pan. I would have broke out the damn cast iron

[@novacommander4297]

Last Story: Boyfriend: [attempts to microwave dog] *John Wick would like to know your location*

[@immortaliron2475]

Honestly, I think we should teach kids that Santa will break their legs if they’re naughty.

[@FunnyAcolyteExplains]

You microwaved my dog, when I specifically asked you not to?

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Okay, watching RSlash is usually one of the first things I do when I get up, but I'm not ready for this title. I need to be in a better mental place before I can watch this.

[@brettholley7095]

Yo honestly that last is more nuclear revenge and I’m all here for it 😂

[@dethkruzer]

Story 4: frankly, the revenge involved nowhere near enough baseball bats, broken glass, fishhooks, and/or hot sauce.

[@susangrande8142]

Ooh, now THAT’s a combination: fish hooks AND hot sauce! Together in the same act of violent revenge! 😈

[@deballen7031]

My God, that last story was a real shocker! I have no words....😳....none that could be printed anyway.

[@zimonzieclown1633]

2:31 Santa probably: "Pound sand, ya little turd!"

[@feroxsayshello518]

Hey, writer of the story 'ruined', you are not alone in this world and people who can even glimpse an understanding of the situation, are supporting you. Stay courageous. Don't lose yourself for ANYONE. Be strong because you are right.

[@zaczane]

As an Avid Weed & Psychedelic Advocate who Pays my bills & Works a full time job. The Boyfriend in this story Pisses me off, beyond the obvious reasons. Enjoying drugs is NO excuse to act/be that way. Drugs do not make you this way, that’s just a crunch for their ego.

[@ryanb398]

Story 2: Santa is well on the path to the Futurama version!

[@Fran10969]

Haven't heard the dog story yet. Will edit after. BUT! If anything, you're supposed to microwave hot dogs. Ya know, like Oscar Meyer... Edit: okay WOW so uhhhhh making sure people stop breathing forever is bad but if someone were to make that happen to a POS like OP's ex...nothing of value would be lost.

[@theenddragon9]

“Hey! Don’t eat my underwear!” *keeps eating underwear* “That’s it, into the microwave with you!”

[@koopatroopa7968]

The reaction I had when the boyfriend tried to microwave OP’s dog is the exact same reaction peter griffin had when Meg got pregnant

[@giggle_snort]

1. It's a tale as old as time. Guy steals some shit, manages not to get caught. Guy goes on to steal more shit. Guy gets cocky about it, and becomes more and more reckless when he steals shit. Guy inevitably gets caught stealing shit. How many true crime stories follow this exact pattern? A metric fuck-ton, at the very least. 2: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 3: I agree, Dabney, the best part of that revenge story is that OP did nothing beyond following the law, and it was _perfect._ 4: There are no words strong enough for the visceral hatred I have for this complete stranger. He deserves every bit of what he got and more. _Much_ more. INFINITELY more. I hope he burns in hell.

[@tiffany02020]

TW animal death: I had a teacher who told us a story of when she was a kid. She found a (already dead) frozen kitten outside their house in the middle of winter and brought it inside. Panicking and being a dumb child she tried to microwave it to warm it up. Thankfully (in this specific context) the cat was already dead and the parents caught her and stopped her before …. Well bad things would have happened.

[@jadusstone]

i would have made an anonymous tip animal services that he enjoys torturing animals depending on what state you live in they take that very seriously and will go to the residence with a warrant if needed. it would have just made his life even more miserable cause if they find something that concerns them in his moms house (ex a loaded gun not properly secured or put away) they will call police and they will do a full sweep of the house

[@CassiusKent]

Too many people feel bad about going full scorched earth. Burn it, salt it, don't try again.

[@sladesilver2955]

With everything that happened in the last story, I’m surprised it didn’t go Nuclear

[@DeadDancers]

People who are abused on so many levels but can’t see it until things get so extreme are such a tragedy. So much wasted time, so much unnecessary suffering and sometimes it ends in murder, not pro revenge. Such ouch.

[@Ryanthusar]

Story 3 - Not just a matter of breaking his parole, which he may or may not have been still doing. He was in breach of his conditions regarding being a Sex Offender, that being you MUST inform them of any change in living conditions. Now one good thing is that OPs friend didnt have any children with that woman, because if he did and she had been given custody with that divorce, he could have immediately filed for 100% custody for two reasons, one because she was now close to being homeless and not able to afford things, and the second reason, the BIG reason, she put those children into danger by allowing a Sex Offender to stay under her roof. Doesnt matter if he is a child sex offender or not, he is still a sex offender and the courts dont like that. Story 4 - OP should have immediately dialed 911 and tell them her rapist was still on scene.

[@Nikodymus]

Last one? Dude deserved EVERYTHING that happened to him. BRAVO OP!

[@dawnstone4424]

Giggled my way through the end of that last story. POS deserved every bit of OPs revenge.

[@fnvfan0145]

If Kick-Ass taught me anything, it's that microwaving live mammals is not a good idea.

[@TheMysterieRPGguy]

3:10 You have to censor the word weed now to get it past KZbin demonetization?! That is absolutely ridiculous.

[@Swnsasy]

So it's not to Santa, it's too Sanda.. Yep, I'm here all week people!! 🤣🤣

[@MurrayR_G]

Story 4: yikes that man deserves to rot in hell

[@GBunnyG]

Story 3 makes me think I should post my own recent revenge story. But I'll wait until enough time has passed....

[@Blazenix1]

Oh my god. I wouldn't call myself that much of a dog lover, but the moment I read that title I was like: "He fcking what?!"

[@jessicae1298]

Kinda hoped the last story would end with the ex "suddenly moving to Alaska and losing contact with everyone" and OP adopting two more dogs. I guess there is still time for him to uh... go somewhere remote and never be heard from again.

[@geoffreydevereaux3272]

Three core beliefs in DFV perpetrators - superiority, entitlement, and competence. Shall we play pick the core belief in the story?

[@barrybee4610]

If someone tried to microwave my dog, I too would grab the nearest long thing and start jabbing it at their stomach. The only difference I'd that I'd be a 6ft man that collects spears.

[@slayermoon666]

The last story… had me seething!!!! ‘Grabs bat’ I just wanna talk to him

[@oreooros3771]

Speaking about dog where is the puppy bloopers😭

[@Leiliel1]

Second story: By the looks of it, Krampus is roomies with Santa and uses the same address. Do not fuck with Moral Goat Man.