r/Askreddit What Embarrassing Moment Keeps You Up At Night?

[@rSlash]

What embarrassing moment keeps YOU up at night?

[@kdc351]

@rSlash dog

[@yesindeed9040]

Commenting first on a youtube video

[@i_used_autocorrect]

School and football, also KZbin/my phone

[@justat1149]

Knowing that another Rslash video hasn’t released yet, but I’m still trying to figure out what subreddit it might be covering next

[@howthereyou9227]

I pee pant las wek

[@soup7434]

"What keeps you up at night?" *Has flashbacks* It was fourth grade. I called my *male* teacher "mom".

[@theonlyapple6654]

Lets just say...I did too :)

[@Matthewgb204]

Once my dad did that

[@soup7434]

Lol, wow. 22 likes?! This is my highest liked comment, lol

[@frecklegrace689]

Twenty Øne Taxi Cabs your likes are now 69 😉

[@soup7434]

@@frecklegrace689 😏😉

[@cryogenesis0559]

What keeps you up at night? Me: * remembers rslash cursing *

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

Not the real mumbo y do u do dis

[@Get_ClwnD]

@@mr.hippopotamus1792 now theres two fakes. bumbo jumbo and rumbo jumbo

[@braydenpeck7437]

@@mr.hippopotamus1792 this guy is a regular on mumbos videos though, I see him in the comments all of the time

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

@@Get_ClwnD wait did i just What

[@MythicBeanProductions]

you do know that he used to say all the swear words in the posts, right? every single one

[@Aizeeah]

When I was in grade 12, I was getting my hair cut. I told the stylist that I applied to the hairdressing program at our local university but decided to do another program instead. She asked why and what I MEANT to say was "during my last year in highschool I found out I really like biology, I feel more passionate about it and I want to study it instead". What I said was "I'm too smart to be a hairdresser" TO THE HAIRDRESSER 😫 I never went back. Still makes me cringe when I think about it.

[@kendraa7013]

Oooooh this one makes me die....

[@jaykay6222]

Ouch

[@rupamondal8685]

Oh man..... I feel you. F and RIP

[@mrcarter06]

Nice

[@TeddyFluffyArts]

Mega oof and big f

[@MithmeoiArt]

My most embarrassing moment: This happened when I was about 14. My dad used to volunteer at the local fire department and sometimes I'd go with him cause I liked hanging out with the firefighters when they weren't busy. This particular day that he took me over there they had the paramedics' helicopter parked out in the field as they were doing some training. So I was pretty jazzed to go look at it. The field was downhill from the station. After viewing the helicopter and talking to some of the guys there we both headed back up to the station. There was a retaining wall built of railroad ties to hold up some of the hill directly behind the station and then of course there were stairs off to the side. My dad being 6ft + could easily step over the wall and get up the hill that way. I being about 6 inches shorter at the time could not. I tried to follow him and be cool by hopping over it and instead my foot slipped off the top tie and I landed full weight on my shin. I then slid down the ties on my shin. Did I mention I was wearing shorts? So I lost a good amount of skin on my shin, not to mention the huge bruise from landing all my weight on it. I did this in front of about a dozen firefighters and paramedics mind you. I was mortified and limp ran up the stairs and into the station where I then walked around shakily as I couldn't feel much of my leg but I knew it was gonna be bad. It'd gone completely numb. I found my dad and told him we needed to go home, and he got me home and cleaned up my leg. He returned to the station later that evening for training and the guys out by the helicopter told him that they saw me fall, had all cringed cause they knew I hurt myself pretty good but since they saw me get back up and go into the station they didn't rush over to help trying to save me some embarrassment. Which I appreciated. LOL

[@frecklegrace689]

Mithmëoi Art my leg was numb when I read this 😂

[@form4l_gr3mlin35]

Oof

[@icanthandlechange0]

Those firefighters are what I would have done in that situation *Let the hurt child just stay there sad and embarrassed on the ground*

[@maestrofeli4259]

ouch pain

[@Kigtus]

Yesterday, my teacher told me to get the projector so we can use it. As I was assembling it she asked:" Is it working" And stupidly I answered: "I know" That moment isn't leaving my head anytime soon.

[@joshsg6525]

>*visits step-granddad on his death bed* >*step-granddad* "hello, how are you?" >*me* "good, how are you?" .....

[@danniellesmith5299]

Me when i go to funerals!!!

[@AmbikaMenon-eu6lm]

Hahahahha

[@trynetihickle7054]

so how was he ??

[@spark6834]

R/woosh

[@kingkraze1573]

@@spark6834 thats not a wooosh he was adding to the joke you reddit reuser

[@elton9721]

"Enjoy your meal." "Y... You too."

[@baejmin]

The profile pic is the immidiate reaction

[@maggpiprime954]

"Enjoy the movie!" "Thanks! You too!" "..." "..." (hurries to theatre)

[@mostar1219]

Take luck

[@watermeloncholy_1st]

I feel that

[@92jwiener]

Happy birthday! "Thanks! You too!" ..................... "Fuck"

[@wehavetosurviveanotherday8584]

I come here knowing I'm about to die... Second-hand embarassment, HERE I COME

[@calebsherman886]

Yeah it's hard to watch

[@yuhokim3971]

Rslash: needs to sneeze Random girl: why do I here boss muisic

[@DarthPickleCT]

she was not vaccinated

[@cryogenesis0559]

@@DarthPickleCT so it was a win all along? Yay

[@stuchly1]

what even is this boss music meme?

[@peachypanda57]

hear*

[@jasonchandler8304]

@Faith Mouse FUCK. YOU.

[@Mexicannator]

Whenever I go to the movies and the ticket person says, “Enjoy the movie” and of course i said, “You too” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@NotAliveNotOk]

I used to work in a cinema. And I even say it when I go to the cinema. Even though it used to annoy me when people used to say it to me. It's worse because some of them know me lol

[@lapislazarus8899]

Don't sweat it, I work at a cafe and when I hand someone their drink I say "Enjoy!" Their response is "You too!" And I think nothing of it. It's just nice to be acknowledged

[@martindoychev5921]

Big Oof

[@fusssel7178]

I do not know why, but i always answer the phone with "good morning" despite the time (event at 11pm).. The problem is, i do it often at work as well...

[@angstyuchiha]

That's why at my work I don't say "Enjoy your food." Cause I know how much anxiety I'd have in that situation. XD

[@strawburrymilk195]

I once said “you too” to “enjoy your meal” It was my microwave

[@housebluephoenix3904]

how high were you

[@strawburrymilk195]

House Blue Phoenix it was a *JOKE*

[@housebluephoenix3904]

So was that :)

[@strawburrymilk195]

House Blue Phoenix so was my reply lol

[@kingkraze1573]

@@strawburrymilk195 so are you

[@destoyerskeletonx9737]

R/: I have a policy against cursing but that girl is a total b**** Me:oooooffff

[@Yvar183]

destoyer skeleton X demonitized for a good cause

[@Sollisteria]

Me: well...he wasn't going to be monitized anyways lol :D

[@MaxHumphreysMaxHumphreys]

@@Sollisteria Sad but True.

[@magicpigeon_]

destoyer skeleton X that makes it sound like he censored it say bitch not b**

[@kotozaki-p]

OOOOOOHHHHH

[@justsaiyan2657]

Uraraka from My hero Acadia on thumbnail for this was the best

[@tyz8874]

Best girl

[@mesmart4012]

Dude Asui is best girl

[@Kook_Krazy]

No your all wrong bakugo is the best girl

[@shaunnapier8992]

me smart agreed

[@surgeonofdeath8280]

toga best girl

[@fin78_]

Student: "Miss, can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "No, you can wait." Student: *Pisses pants* Teacher: "I told you that you could WAIT!"

[@KnittingGirl28]

Student :Evidently, NOT!!!!

[@fin78_]

@@KnittingGirl28 Teachers are fucking stupid.

[@SilviaNight99]

You know everyone had that ONE teacher that wouldn't let the kids go -_-

[@yetiornot5726]

I've had a couple of teachers like that in ElEd. What the f is wrong with those people? What are they thinking?: "I have a sixth sense about other people's bodily functions, and your bladder is telling me you're lying"? Is that what's going on?

[@yetiornot5726]

@Amy Sternheim (bit of a gross/candid conversation) I look after my young nieces and nephews, and I've forgotten how quick they pee. When I gotta go, I have to relax and it takes a few seconds. With kids? NOPE! They can drop trou and start *immediately* then pick their pants back up and run off. It's never not surprising how short the window is between "I gotta pee" and "This is happening".

[@juanmarailgun7783]

This one happened last year: I'm always the quiet one in a group of "friends" in college... or rather, I'm that guy who's just standing there, the others recognize but never adress unless I talk to them first. In any case, at one point we're sitting in the classroom waiting for the teacher to arrive. The others are checking funny videos on their phones, while I was playing some game on mine. I eye what they're doing and they begin laughing, and I chuckle (I grew used to just chuckling because due to circumstances as a baby, my teeth are all crooked) but this time I bursted into open mouth laughter with everyone else. What's more, one of the girls had this kind of laugh you only see in movies, where her cackling is interrupted by piglike snorts, which made everyone laugh at each other's way of laughing. Like 5 minutes later when everyone in our group and outside of it finally stops laughing someone else that was in the class loks at me and says "hey, I didn't know you could laugh, I had you like the always-angry type". That hurt and made me blush on so many levels. For one, it means someone actually had registered I exist, secondly I apparenly was giving the opposite idea than what I actually am (I'm one heck of a goofball when I'm in confidence) and lastly I realized I was laughing without covering my mouth so there's the teeth stuff that made me very self conscious. When I returned home my fiancee had to hold me for a while since I actually cried a bit when I relaxed.

[@user-oh9ui7oz2r]

I'm fairly certain that all of my embarrassing moments have been blocked out of my memory lol

[@Necracudda]

Rslash: *Says the B Word* Me: “Impossible” Edit: I don’t know why I even have to make this comment but, Guys, I know Rslash use to swear, you don’t need to tell me over and over again in the comments.

[@JM-gj1oe]

Wait... Thats illegal

[@BrownSillyCat]

FBI open up!

[@awacomet6461]

I was falling asleep and then I heard r slash say "b" word, I emidiatly got up, don't mind the horrible spelling...

[@TheBoogle]

My jaw just dropped lmao

[@mr.bubbles5829]

His original videos had a lotta cussing but ok

[@fo_akes1370]

I said “get the forks out” and mom thought I said “get the fu** out”

[@JNCressey]

I wanted my mum to throw something to me, and in my accent it's common for people to use 'us' instead of 'me', I said "toss us it" and she thought I said "tossers" 😶

[@artemis_justiceaizawa5978]

My mom's heard me wrong few times and thought I swore, I haven't tho, at least not infront of her.

[@DemiurgePerson]

I did something like that but it was with my big sisters friend I said something with no cuss words it was a day with lots of wind thew the wind i said something that was heard as "fu** you wind" it was my sisters friend who thought that

[@ashpearl8740]

nice pfp

[@OM3GA-Z3RO]

During High School, I got voted to be the vice captain of the chess team, which was pretty cool, in the morning during assembly they were announcing the new Captains and Vice captains of all the sports our school does, I don't know why but when the vice principal said that when the captains and vice captains names were called out only the captains should come up to the stage to receive their badges. That didn't register to me so when they called up my name, I quickly stood up and walked up the stage and stood next to the chess captain. She looked at me funny, some of the teachers looked at me funny and when the vice principal noticed me, she asked me for my name and I gave her my name and my position, my captain whispered to me and I just blankly looked at the crowd. The whole school just witnessed my blunder so I just said: "Oh..." and slowly walked off the stage, sat back down and avoided any eye contact to anyone during assembly. During recess, I only had like 2 or 3 people mention it and got good laughs out of it but everyone that I know are staying cool about it. During chess meetings when it's just myself and the captain practicing overtime, she makes small jokes about it from time to time. We are married now but during random nights that memory comes back to haunt me as if it was yesterday.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Does she not mention it any more?

[@MareCat31]

You married your captain? If so then "AWWWWWWWW" If not then "oh ,that's still cool and I'm sorry you had your blunder happen like that but at least most people around you were cool about it "

[@Oakship166]

Ooo that's a ooooooooo

[@nicholasjohnson4666]

I was not expecting to see like 3 paragraphs when a pressed read more, but I still read it. It was a really good story, and I have no idea what I would have done. I think you found the best way to handle this e situation.

[@mcsy98]

*"We are married now..."* op i didnt expect that but _awww_

[@Spearra]

4:16 swears have more impact when they aren't used often. And that right there had some impact!

[@alisevetra3471]

I had the same experience in the 1st grade. My classmate in music lesson asked the teacher if she can go to the bathroom. And she said no, after 5-10 minutes she peed herself. I remember telling that to my mum and she was angry af and she called the school.

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

well, i've got a fart story I'm lactose intolerant, but instead of making my stomach hurt, it makes my gas smell like it violates the Geneva Convention. So i was 14 and about to go to school, normally id make some eggs or something to eat for breakfast, but i slept too late so i had a bowl of cereal with (you guessed it) milk. now i thought that because i didn't drink all the milk, id be fine, nope. I get to school, sit down in class, the teacher starts talking. About 10 minutes in and i feel some gas coming up, so i ask to go to the washroom. T: "No, were only 10 minutes into class, you should have gone before" Me: "I didn't have to go before, please, its an emergency" T: "You can go after i explain the assignment" So i wait, assuming it will only be a minute or two (i can hold it that long). nope, she drones on for at least 15 minutes. At that point, i cant hold it anymore, so i position myself to make it as silent as possible and hope to god it doesn't stink. not even a minute later we all had to go outside to get away from the smell. I went to the bathroom when everyone went outside partially to make a cover story and partially to hide in embarrassment. I think the teacher knew it was me, because she ALWAYS let me go to the washroom when i asked after that

[@solarcatt]

omfgggg I'm deadddd. you poor soul

[@utah7282]

This is great 10/10

[@mcsy98]

This just makes me curious about the smell but at the same time i dont wanna know and i think i'll stick with the latter

[@moonlight_archer9540]

This one hurts to read..its relatable tbh tho

[@mikiliwilliams]

I can relate, cleared a band hall before and timed it so wrong. Cracked it just as solo ended and a grand pause in a ballad... yeah the director couldn't hold his laughter and quite quickly we had to clear out and I got asked if it left skid marks on the seat

[@dixenjackal]

*sees Uraraka and thinks it’s a bnha comp, but sees it’s from rSlash and dies*

[@greasychickenugget4410]

ikr

[@swaggystairs5227]

Sadly

[@hiikoha]

I only came because of the bnha thumbnail

[@Aries-ig1ob]

LeeShipsTodoKami UwU so did I lol

[@Aries-ig1ob]

Rei Kato yeah she’s my fave MHA character

[@akariito9265]

“What keeps you up at night” Every time I spoke to a human.

[@judeeeeeeeee]

Person who scolds people for reading HP: **exists** Me: NO Me: NO Me:NOO

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

What keep me up at night? Fanfiction. Its scares me.

[@nugget829]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions ................

[@gabri_maybe]

I Think About Plane Crashes that Keep Me Depressed

[@GubekochiGoury]

Fanfictions... yeah, I get it. A coworker and I were wondering what was the worst thing possible on the internet. We went like: if it existed? Human-centipede fanfictions. Imagine how disappointed we were when we discovered it to be a thing. Sidenote: the one we looked at was so poorly written that it was actually comedic but we didn't push our luck into checking an other...

[@scarletassassin523]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions we meet again

[@rootintootinvladimirputin1094]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions same.

[@lordtachankaspetsnaz6053]

I never thought I'd see u using a My hero academia thumbnail

[@ax3lia]

I have severe anxiety so everything negative keeps me up at night. Seeing and hearing other people's stories about "silly" things makes me feel a little better.

[@anapeglar4602]

Same lol!! Heck. One such thing some might see as embarrassing was when I used one of those cardboard food truck builds, the ones little kids climb in to play pretend, to present a junior year high school business class project of a food truck ownership. Extra credit if yoy brought food and I was starting to get really passionate for culinary so I offered to bring cupcakes. So there I am in the middle of the lunch room because the classroom was too small and no students wanted to try any, and I present the PowerPoint and then offer a cupcake inside the truck. I could fit fine in there, albeit a lil cramped. Class is right before lunch so when it came time, I asked the teacher if she could guard my stuff, I wanna give out cupcakes like this, and she gave the go ahead with some chuckles. There I am, in the middle of a commons area/lunch room in junior year of high school, shouting out of a tiny half painted kids cardboard food truck "Free cupcakes!!!" And maybe 2 people came up wondering wtf was going on (My shouts were immediately drowned when crowds came in). They got a pleasant surprise and because I still had a lot left, I gave them to my next class. Now, I am very proud to express my antics in a fun way despite major depression and anxiety I had started to get around that time. It just felt fun and I have no regrets. If I could do it again, I will in a busy sidewalk like a lemonade stand lol!!

[@McBehrer]

2:19 Oh no. Oh no. The dead friend was named Darrell, wasn't he?

[@babbletron8730]

Bro that dude whose laugh got insulted is so damn relatable I can’t laugh at really funny things because I’m self conscious of my laugh

[@Katherina13S]

Did you know you can actually change it if you don't like it? I have, several times.

[@bellaboo182]

14 years later, I still cover my mouth when I smile because a boy told me I had ugly teeth (I have pretty big buck teeth, and the tooth next to them is very crooked due to the baby tooth not wanting to come out, and it erupting BEHIND it. Had to have the baby tooth pulled) My husband loves my smile, so now I only show it to him.

[@Aetherian1]

Laughing is a strange expression in that the louder and more obnoxious it is the more friendly you're perceived, the only exception being inhaled laughing.

[@ThatProgrammer]

"On this channel, I'm usually against cursing but *SWEARS*" - *everyone unsubscribes*

[@buzzsawwyrm1595]

**nobody liked that*

[@thatgayinthecorner8798]

This made me remember my moment. Once upon a time, I was walking with my homies from highschool and, I, being that one absolutely funny bitch, decided to naruto-run to spark some jokes. I'll have you know, my crush at the time was there too. So I run, going around at the speed of sound, and suddenly Bro 1 screams "Dude, careful!" right as I'm about to crash into a car. One *parked* car. I jump out of the way inmmediately, thinking about how in trouble I'd get in if the alarm turned on, not thinking about the pain. So I trip on my own feet, but somehow salvage my ass and end up against a wall, panting, not fully understanding anything. Then, my crush goes "Uh... You okay there, bud?" and now it's the group's inside joke to always remember that one time Lucy almost caused a car crash by almost crashing into an unmoving object.

[@peskiest_bird]

“I have a policy against cursing on this channel, but that being said, that girl sounds like a huge bit*h” me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[@Dxniel_702]

EVAN BODUS ikr lol

[@uncle3403]

dreadygirl :3 say bitch

[@peskiest_bird]

EVAN BODUS shoot I’m sry I didn’t notice

[@Cassprite]

When I was in high school, my mom used to drive a minivan. She'd pick me up from school, because at the time, driving gave me really bad anxiety. Every day, she always parked in the same spot, so that I wouldn't have to look for her. One day, some other person in a minivan exactly like my mom's parked in the spot, and for whatever reason, I went right to the sliding door without looking in the front. I opened the door, looked up, saw someone else, and slammed the door shut before fast walking away. My mom was parked nearby and saw the whole thing. She opened her door and started waving at me, so I bolted to her van and practically threw myself inside. If anyone picks me up from anything, I now have to stare through the windshield to be absolutely sure that it's them before I move an inch. Of course, I have tons of other embarrassing moments that also haunt me, but I'm still trying to forget those.

[@basicname6428]

I just peed my teachers new car 😭😭😭😭😭👌🏼

[@shiontweed5303]

“What embarrassing moment keeps you up at night?” Me: *MY LIFE.*

[@josephczerkes1733]

my story is when i was 7, i was playing in my friend’s house. they lived in an old church that they had cleared out and were mid redecorating, the narthex was all open so we were riding bikes and scooters around the space. i was on a ziggle, which is a little red contraption where you live your feet back and forth and it moves forward, it’s weird. but it’s able to drift all over. i started riding as fast as i can, and begun to drift off to the side, it doesn’t have brakes, so i wasn’t going to slow down anytime soon. i flew to the side and rammed into their grandmother. THEIR FUCKING 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER. AND THEN SHE FELL. and guess what i did? i just got up and sped away LAUGHING, FUCKING LAUGHING. i still think about it daily, and if i never got to apologize because she died later that year, THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING 7 Y/O ME

[@SilviaNight99]

Omg 😱 i feel so sorry. Idk if it's for you or for the grandmother. But that story tops almost ANY of the ones we heard in the video. You were 7 so you didn't know better but omg.

[@arianedennison2395]

Dude, I am so sorry. I'm SURE that family didn't hold hard feelings; you were 7. It was an accident. That said, you definitely have a better story than anything else.

[@manuelx379]

Damnn 7 yr you was wildin

[@josephczerkes1733]

MANUEL X right? 😂

[@josephczerkes1733]

Heather Gonzalez thanks, 😂

[@BrieIY]

I'm a teacher. I ran into a student and his parents at the local grocery store... wearing pajames and purchasing only a bottle of wine and tissues. Seemed way worse than it was...

[@napzkins]

r/slash: Darn, i really have to sneeze Random girl: *Why do i hear boss music?*

[@Foreseen3]

E6Aires This doesn’t match the meme format

[@napzkins]

ok

[@HaloJumper7]

I did so many awkward embarrassing things that my brain blocks that painful cringe from my memory. When I do remember I just end up facepalming so hard and calling myself an idiot.

[@littymarquis764]

I’ve always found it very satisfying to cut my nails and I tend to cut them really short since I find it enjoyable. When I was pretty young I thought ‘fetish’ was something you have an obsession with but I had no idea it was sexual. I told my friend that I had a toe nail cutting fetish, and got a look of shock which I didn’t understand. I still cringe to this day when I realize what I had said.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Knowing that there's campers that I didn't find keeps me up at night more than embarrassing moments

[@lilcatfriend4575]

I was at cedar point and I wanted to go in a direction (I can't remember why) and grabbed my mom's hand and tugged her into that direction. Then I looked in the direction of my mother and I see that I'm holding the hand of some random lady. I instantly jump onto my mom's legs like a freaking sloth. Ugh I just freaking cringed while writing this.

[@SojournerArt]

I've just finished My Hero Academia. Then I see this thumbnail. My reaction: WHAT, HOW DID HE KNOW!

[@godlygaming9134]

You finished it until the 8th of october

[@SojournerArt]

@@godlygaming9134 is the English dub coming out on the 8th??? I knew it was coming out October but I assumed the english dub would come out later

[@godlygaming9134]

@@SojournerArt not sure but I'm going to switch to sub if that happens

[@SojournerArt]

@@godlygaming9134 okay

[@onevoice2993]

Ooh awesome, it's my favorite!

[@Oakship166]

My grandma: have a happy birthday Me: you too.....

[@harlow1126]

Everyone Gangsta until rSlash starts saying his own story

[@oneeyedking7465]

When I was in like 5th grade, I thought the word "philander" meant wonder around...I used to ask my teaching (and parents) if I could philander about when I had free time...took them all a surprisingly long time to correct me.

[@avaob686]

When I was looking at the cover I was like Uraraka is that u

[@reidulv6003]

"U-Uraraka!?!" - said with Midoriya voice

[@Goose_frog]

I hope no naruto shit happens (that crazy wacky relationship mismatchedness) Edit:I now that I spelled a word wrong

[@kotozaki-p]

I don’t have lots of time to watch BNHA but I am planning on watching it this weekend.

[@peanutcruncher1349]

@@kotozaki-p Be careful, though. You might fall into a fujoshi pit and become *them.*

[@bleachrocks2]

Late to the party, what else is new? Mine is something that I still do today: My father’s side of the family’s maiden language is Dutch, English is like their fourth learned language. Being that my family was the only one in my father’s family who lived in the states, my family were the odd ones out. Adding into that, I’m the odd one out in my own immediate family. Whenever my grandparents were around or on the phone, I would automatically copy their accent. It wasn’t until just a few years ago that my stepmom told me that the accent I would use was really mean and she thought I was making fun of them. I asked my grandparents about it and their response was perfect, “Oh, we can actually understand you better when you speak like that.” Yay I’m not a butthole!

[@CrystalGreymon]

I now have that sneeze story ingrained in my mind and I can't help but laugh at every second of it.

[@macandroonie2296]

I clicked for 2 reason 1 its rSlash 2 i saw ochako

[@ezelmontenegro889]

Mac And Roonie which was the bigger reason

[@macandroonie2296]

@@ezelmontenegro889 because its rSlash

[@letsdaze1168]

Ochako got me

[@Burning_DK]

10/10 on the Ochaco thumbnail 👍

[@onevoice2993]

I was about to say the same thing! As you can tell from my profile picture.

[@Burning_DK]

@@onevoice2993 Ah, I see you're a person of culture aswell

[@Burning_DK]

@@tobiornottobe1056 That tasted funny

[@daddy8884]

What the fuck is that? Edit: i literally live underneath a rock so excuse me for being uncultured

[@loveemily123]

Here's my embarrassing story: It was seventh or eighth grade, and I was in a mandatory art class. The teacher was a sketchy dude and always freaked me out (I have since found out that he's been arrested twice on drug charges - once before he was hired, once after he left). Anyway, it was pretty obvious that no one liked him; classes were always rowdy, no one paid any attention to him or directions he gave, and everyone just kinda did there own thing. But at the end of the class period, you couldn't leave until your table was completely cleaned off and everyone at your table was quiet. This particular day, I was the only person at my table, so I cleaned everything up pretty fast and was the first one to be dismissed. My teacher noticed I was good to go, so he walked over to my table. By this point, everyone was silently waiting for their turn to be dismissed as well, so all eyes were on me. My teacher said I could leave, then he kinda crouched down and held a hand up. Clearly, he was trying to give me a high five, but as the awkward, uncomfortable pre-teen I was, I had no idea what he was doing. I stood up and walked right by him out the door. The minute I left the room, I realized what I had done and prayed that no one would think twice about it. But I could hear people laughing, so I doubted that. Our class happened to be right before lunch, so I went to the cafeteria to stand in line, and the next people to come up behind me were some boys from that class. They got my attention and told me how "awesome" that was. Savage wasn't a phrase back then, but they basically told me I was savage. These guys were popular, too, and I had hardly ever interacted with them, but one of the only impressions they got of me was when I was unintentionally mean to a teacher. Since then, I have been in much more embarrassing situations (completely forgetting lines for a play and standing awkwardly on the stage for a solid few seconds, walking into the bathroom in the middle of telling a story to my friend and having another woman hear me talk about things crawling up my butt, etc), but this BY FAR, is the moment that keeps my up at night. I have no idea why, but this haunts me seven years later

[@EvilCarrotSauce]

Things crawling up your butt? What??? 0_0

[@loveemily123]

@@EvilCarrotSauce hahahaha!! We were talking about weird fears that we have/heard of, and I saw a story of a little girl that was scared of toilets 😂

[@EvilCarrotSauce]

@@loveemily123 The story made me laugh out loud. I loved it. ^^

[@loveemily123]

@@EvilCarrotSauce thanks! I was worried it would be weird 🙃

[@ecogirl2759]

I was in a play once and a friend forgot to grab a prop that was vital to the scene we were playing out, so we just kinda stood there awkwardly, trying to figure out what to do... I feel your pain

[@HaloJumper7]

18:44 "Maybe should keep your farts bottled up." What a savage! lmao

[@xsomfnaflzr]

I watch these videos when I'm usually doing something random as background noise and when he said "you should keep your farts bottled up too." I bursted out laughing

[@chianisaolugbala7747]

A year ago in 9th grade my teacher asked a question. I knew the answer He called on someone else as I yelled it out 💀

[@finnanuke1206]

Bruh in 7th grade a hugged my crush(we were kinda friends) everyday until it got really awkward. It's been 3 years and we still don't talk

[@itsOasus]

Dont sneeze in your hand. Dab on that sneeze! (Its the only time dabbing is okay)

[@splendisdude]

Exactly

[@numberjuan4947]

Rslash after telling us his story: •-•

[@serinawong3019]

Me: *turned 18 two days ago Also me: hehehehe frank fart

[@Aki-bx1of]

Ochaco as a thunbnail Me: hazzzah a man of culture aswell

[@subparcrow]

Akira Kurusu Hi

[@justsomeyetiwithinternetac9129]

When my girlfriend called me a monster. I am very sensitive you know

[@limiv5272]

What was the context?

[@FreshAndre]

*coughs and chokes on water*

[@clexa-the1002]

@@limiv5272 read his username

[@mellobii]

get the fuck outta here

[@rupamondal8685]

GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU MONSTER!!!! WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU INTERNET ACCESS!?!?!?!

[@SvayaG]

This is one that hit me quite a bit later after I said it. What's worse is that I was in my 20s so I should have known better. I was talking to a friend of mine about my first nephew not long after him being born. I remember saying something along the lines of "he's genuinely one of the cutest babies I've ever seen, so I'm really glad I don't have to lie to her about it" Not too bad, right? WRONG Not long before this we had just been talking about HER baby boy and that he's got a bit of an unfortunate face. He somehow popped out of the womb with an old man face that he wouldn't grow out of for a few years. I told her he was still cute though, just not in a traditional kind of way but it's part of his charm. I genuinely meant that! But after my comment about my nephew it sure didn't sound like it. I wondered for a couple YEARS why she gave me a funny look after I said that and it hit me out of nowhere one day. It had been so long I didn't want to bring it up, especially since we're still friends so she must have gotten what I meant vs what I said but wow I really want to crawl under a rock about it. I'm pretty sure I feel even worse since I didn't get it for the longest time.

[@thelurkerbel0w]

I feel that ignoring one, except I kinda hyperfocus when i'm in class or walking around or anything like that and I tend not to notice people when they wave me down or w/e and I feel super bad for everyone I dont acknowledge

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

The crush one is soooooo haunting.

[@oogooro]

one time when pizza arrived, and the pizza guy said: "Enjoy your meal" I said "You too" I w a n t t o d i e

[@c0rrupted_file772]

I was punching my pillow really hard as i could and i missed the pillow and hit my older sisters eye and she had a black eye for a week

[@cassandraway4633]

what a power move

[@Joeyuhhhhhh]

I appreciate that My Hero thumbnail, thank you for your contribution to weeb community

[@vono948]

I sometimes remember how I made my motorcycle license, bought my bike and DROPPED IT right in front of the dealer. He told me it was okay and he would repair it for free. (Minor scratches on the right side, nothing expensive).

[@katieg3163]

In highschool, I worked in a church group with a bunch of grade school aged kids. If they completed a certain amount of work, the prize was throwing pie (chocolate pudding on a plate) at whichever leader they wanted to. I was not prepared when the day came and had no change of clothes. I was covered in chocolate pudding. When my dad picked me up, I had cleaned the worst of it off, but was still covered in goop. I really wanted chicken for dinner from our grocery store, and my dad thought it would be hilarious to send me in to get it. I picked up the chicken and went to grab some milk he’d asked for. The employees came and got me and brought me to the front. The manager told me people were thinking I was covered in blood. Oof. I was so embarrassed when I ended up in the bathroom rinsing more pudding off, while the manager went and bought the items for me and escorted me out herself. I still cringe when I walk in that store.

[@alanalot]

Back when I was in middle School I used to steal my dad's Playboy magazines out of the mailbox The embarrassing part is I took it to school because one of my friends wanted to see it because he didn't believe me. So my stupid self takes it to school with me and as soon as I open up my locker to show him he takes the magazine and runs. I was so shocked by his actions I didn't even have time to give Chase before he disappeared. The idiot decided to pull out the magazine and look at it in class. I'm in my class when I get called down to the principal's office to discover that he had ratted on me and my mother was called in. So now I had to explain to my mom that I had been stealing p***. After I finally got back from suspension I ended up getting suspended againbecause I threw him from the second-story over the safety railings outside after beating him up a bit. I really didn't think about it that much but I'm glad I decided to throw them on the side that has dirt and grass instead of the side that had cold hard concrete.

[@asmrcraft2117]

The most popular girl in my class whom I had a crush on asked me if she could hang out with me. Me: "Why?" She left

[@sodaddict]

rSlash, im telling your mom that you said a swear.

[@breezingby2737]

Getting out on the first word during the spelling bee in front of the whole school and my mother 😃

[@maija_]

"go buy yourself some friends!" me: don't mind if i *dont*

[@elijahmoran379]

I once was on a bus sitting next to a cute girl older than me but I really had to use the bathroom but of course there were no rest stops or the bus couldn’t pull over so with a full bladder I spilled my “water bottle “ every wear in the bus and it was awful PS the “water bottle” was pee

[@sophiatroanska1432]

Once I was walking home from a pool party in a bathing suit and a towel. Then the need to pee hit me so fast that I couldn’t take another step of I didn’t want to trigger my bladder. So I moved off the road and onto the grass. Went as I was walking (since I was already dripping and was going to wash the bathing suit). Not two minutes later, another girl from the party drives by and sees me walking. Her mother offers to drive me the rest of the way even though it was literally a five minute walk. I tried to decline but the mother kept on insisting and refused to leave. I told her I was wet and didn’t want to ruin her seat. She said it was fine. I am so glad her seat was leather and not cloth. I tried to touch as little of the seat as possible because I was not about to admit I peed myself.

[@angelchai2084]

All of this reminded me of a time when I was in like 2nd grade, for the second time I can't remember the reason I failed but whatever. I was in class, because I for whatever reason, was not allowed to go to recess. And my teachers were decorating the class room while I was doing class work. and I got so excited about getting to participate in the party that I threw my fists up and down on the desk. Problem was, I was still holding my pencil and I stabbed my self in the right nostril. I don't remember much after that but I do remember a lot of panic.

[@flipperestes]

rslash: curses Me: wait, that’s illegal

[@laughableInflection]

I once used the word "castrate" instead of "cauterize" when i was 12 or so. Luckily the other kid didnt seem to know what castrate meant

[@Xcarbonizer]

you know your life is easy when your most "embarrassing" moment was sneezing on someone in elementary

[@idontlikebluecheese1361]

My story happened when I was in kindergarten- now you may be thinking I wouldn’t remember- but it’s clear as day. So I was on the playground and I remember they have ridiculously long recess at that school. So I needed to pee and I asked the teacher watching us “can I go inside to use the bathroom” sure enough, she said no I can hold it. So I went to this one bench with my friend and just sat there for what felt like hours. My friend was being such a good friend and trying to be like “just don’t think about peeing think about... uhhh... unicorns!” Somehow that helped a little bit but after a couple mins I thought, screw it. I peed a lake of pee on that bench and died a little inside. When we got inside I had to go to the nurse (she had spare clothes) and go back to class where people realized I was wearing different clothes and asked me if I peed myself. I denied them. The next day on the playground, that bench had cones around it like a crime scene. Everyone was whispering rumors about the bench but me and my friend were the only ones who really knew what happened. Sure enough, the next time I needed to go, they let me.

[@Filiota95]

No one: Me: *sees a new rslash video from 3 minutes ago with 610 views* FIRST!

[@darykeng]

Yeap... same

[@lennythefish5318]

Accidently made a racist joke (inside joke) with my adopted Ethipoian friend. I can't get over it

[@Trymie98]

I listen to your videos when I’m driving my big rig and I have seen all of your videos. All of them. So I’ve heard your funny replacements for swear words for a while now, but when you called that girl a bitch at 4:18, I actually yelled “YEAH!” at my windshield. Sometimes you just gotta say it like it is! 😆

[@Elijahmjo]

Ugh I’m rewatching old videos and this one just reminded me of something that keeps me up whenever I think about it. I was a senior in HS and was in my school’s musical. I used to LOVE to sing and was actively involved in school choir and honors choir. Until 7th grade when I auditioned for the middle school choir and was denied. Cue me, who had been told as a kid for years that I was exceptionally talented at singing, suddenly feeling like I was the worst singer ever. As dumb as it is, that entirely shattered by 12 year old confidence. I stopped singing in front of ANYONE at that point. Until my boyfriend signed me up for the school musical auditions my senior year and I got in! I received a lot of praise and started to feel a little better about myself. One day, they had all the seniors lined up and basically we got to say a few words about our journey in the school districts music program and give thanks and special call outs to other people who were important to us. The middle school choir teacher was a part of the musical staff. I panicked when it was my turn since it was the only year since sixth grade that I’d been actively involved in the music program. I thanked my friends who had supported me that year and thanked the musical director for her kindness. Then for some god forsaken reason I looked at the middle school choir director and thanked her in front of about 80 students and staff for “destroying my self confidence by denying me from the school choir for two years in a row and killing my love of singing”. It was painfully awkward as I watched everyone slowly try to figure out how they should react to my comment. The teacher handled it relatively well. Later, she pulled me aside and said that she’d had no idea it effected me the way it had and apologized. She told me that the only reason she denied me both years was because I was “active in the school’s band and wouldn’t have time for choir in my schedule”. I know that’s a lie considering a lot of my classmates did both but I guess she was trying to do damage control six years later. I literally can’t sleep when I think about randomly calling this woman out in front of all of my friends and classmates, seemingly out of nowhere to all of them 😅

[@Mask0fFate]

*sees Uraraka in the thumbnail* Ah, a man of class I see.

[@minimg6725]

You had to choose lewd ochaco didnt you, Of course you did

[@hurarley]

That’s not a lewd image, It’s embarrassed Ochaco lmao

[@spn5994]

Yeahs it’s from the season 2 exam arc

[@MasaGirl]

Dude its not lewd, thats from the scene where the one guy asked ochaco if she liked deku.

[@John-bj1zx]

@@MasaGirl Aoyama.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

It doesn't really look lewd at all

[@afooz]

You know when you accidentally say "you too" when someone says "enjoy your __?" Well, I said "love you too!" to a lunch lady when she said enjoy your meal.

[@karinayve9345]

Mine is the classic “walked in to the class with my fly down” but it was terrible cuz one kid shouted “her fly is down” when the class was kinda quiet and I was met with all of there stares worst thing is that I didn’t have any friends in the class and it had just started so I had to kinda sit there embarrassed and hide my face the whole class. This was my junior year in high school. I have tons more embarrassing stories that keep me up but that one is the most recent.

[@murtaza7835]

Just imagine RSLASH hearts this.

[@murtaza7835]

Thaaaaat what?...

[@BlueAustinMaxi]

Y’all down here in the comments during the video, wait for 4:17

[@frostkilling]

Thanks kind stranger

[@Duckiesmh]

BANGER RSLASH i try to be as funny as u in all my videos but ur such a goat. Love ur videos u inspire me to post great vidz everyday

[@thecommentato4]

U answer me yt

[@ineedabreak6063]

Duckie Self promoter

[@gooblob4188]

One time when I was young I told a lady whose cousin had been killed in Vietnam that if the Vietnam war never happened we would have missed out on some great movies I still cringe about that she wasn’t upset

[@TraceyJeanne]

These are so relatable Especially the way people describe their feelings This is just life with anxiety lmao Especially having it be the most random ass tiny things that happened so many years ago, that guaranteed not a single person besides you remembers

[@kittencat101]

I called my crush “my boyfriend”

[@juanpunchman2868]

R/slash: Puts Uraraka MHA in thumbnail MHA Fans: *click*

[@katiexd64abraham75]

I love the opening picture of the video And yes I’m a BNHA Fan P.S. I ship Ukakraka and Deku

[@UnidentifiedTomDoe]

*Uraraka

[@kaicosplays1374]

U monster

[@godlygaming9134]

I ship them 2 but I wish it was asui and deku

[@_shybear_7374]

This is embarrassing now but at the time it didn't register. I was 18 and my aunt had just been taken to the hospital so the next day I was tasked with cleaning her room, she's a bit of a hoarder and the worst thing she kept was old food containers and tubs, all were cleaned out and honestly neatly stacked. We have to pay to go to a dump every week and the more bags we have, the more it costs, so I grabbed a pair of scissors and the stack of plastic containers, and went outside to cut then up. When I went onto the porch, I noticed that both of the chairs were in the direct sunlight and this was mid summer, so it was hot. I grabbed a lawn chair and headed out into the yard where our huge pine tree was casting a shadow. I set down the lawn chair and went to sit in it. Two things become important now, A) I'm overweight due to a thyroid issue, I'm loosing weight now, but back then I was deep in depression and was a bit bigger, B ) I don't like sitting normally, normally when I sit, even in a lawn chair, I sit with one knee down on chairs first, when I'm settled that leg is tucked under the other, that's just how I'm comfortable sitting. So when I put my knee down and sit, the chair starts to tip back, because I had one leg under me and the other was off the ground, I went fully back. My head hit the concrete porch and I fell fully, I just remember everything behind numb and staring up at the sky as I tried to figure out what happened. Lucky, two of my neighbors were just coming home and another was about to start yard work, so they saw me and ran over to help. The helped me up and one helped me inside and to the couch, making sure I was okay before they left. I'm super embarrassed now, especially because I still have lasting vertigo and get bad headaches that started after that fall

[@juliancolin3376]

It's a really small story but I keep thinking about it. I'm french, and a day at a train station a spanish couple comes to me, asking what train to take for the station written on their paper. I understood them well because of the latin base in both our languages and the little spanish left from classes years before. I saw that's it's just the next station and that they can take ANY train, so I try to explain that, but they are clueless, neither in french, in english (they don't talk english) nor in my bad spanish. So I said to them, "sorry, no hablas muy bien español". I pointed to them to take the train coming (I had to take it also) and we separated there. That's the moment I realised I told them "sorry, YOU don't speak spanish very well"

[@icanthandlechange0]

I see rslash I click I see embarrassing moments cause I'm a dumba$s I click I see my hero academia or bnha- *I click faster than my internet speed*