RT Podcast: Ep. 208

[@TheWowso]

Gavin - "So this is my mother's womb?" Burnie - "Stop that!... stop that, you make everything so weird." I lost it at that part!

[@Evitaschannel]

I don't know Joel that well and I was like "Woah he's a chill guy, everyone is getting feisty, and he's just chilling." And then he started talking about Apple

[@DMIwriter]

Wow, I didn't realize how much better their production quality has gotten

[@PinkPortraitDesu]

+Devynn Hageman well i mean it they weren't that good back then either

[@Mystenon]

You should see them now

[@noahcampbell6780]

Am I the only one who loves the Joel podcasts

[@GremlinVibes]

I do as well

[@michaelmarsh3862]

NewCandyCane wat.

[@michaelmarsh3862]

Joel is the man; however, he always gets too drunk on the podcasts, but has some of the best stories.

[@michaelmarsh3862]

Use proper fucking grammar.

[@atomicpenguin9822]

I like joel

[@santoroma17]

Podcast #334 sent me here

[@cartoonsofthe90s]

I never knew until now that Joel is a fucking genius. He drank some coke and replaced the drunken coke with alcohol, which made it seem as if he was still drinking coke.

[@dolphin1998x]

My favourite things about this podcast: Burnies uncontrollable laughing Gavin's theories Gus' crotch And my favourite bit? Joel ranting about stocks and Vegas and just looking uncontrollably gorgeous and backing gavin... Also his soothing and amazing voice.

[@hiddenxgecko]

Gavin broke a chain of 1000s of people who weren't a Slow-mo guy.

[@BookOfMorman]

Shout out to Podcast #334!

[@FallenBlur]

I never came to acknowledge how intelligent Joel truly is. He amazes me drastically.

[@MrBoyBoss]

Hahah, i cant stop laughing at Joel looking up "top ten creaming" :)

[@xxGrey]

I need to go to bed but I can't stop watching Joel talk about blackjack.

[@corrinneg2010baby]

I have listened to this podcast multiple times and every time I crack the fuck up laughing. Hands down the funniest podcast in my opinion.

[@vaultatropos116]

When Joel gets excited, he turns into a Muppet.

[@kyletanking]

Vault Atropos or a borg condum

[@johnsmith-vg5rx]

1:22:09 "i dont drive the cars though" probably the funniest moment i have ever watched on rooster teeth.

[@Rasmusoxenvad]

Jack Pattillo talks about his fleshlight in RT podcast 94 at 21:22. podcast 168 at 18:53 and podcast 170 at 11:11.

[@TH3M4RT14N]

This is one of my favourite podcasts. Yay for Joel haha

[@themelissameili]

i love how wide the range of topics discussed in these podcasts is, they are so freaking interesting

[@animechou]

I love how Joel is trying to calm people down XD he had to be in more future podcasts! He's the best!!

[@G_G251]

1:08:41 Gavin: "You can't pick your egg" Joel: "Well this changes Easter" - Oh my God I'm on the floor XD Also when Burnie cracks up after 43:17 and after 1:22:49 it's basically the best thing ever

[@KokopelliSG]

"That's not interesting my dad is half egg." I lost my shit when he said that!!!

[@Rosiebabbit]

I love when Joel is on the Podcast. Even if he does talk about gold a lot.

[@GoatHeadGaming]

Wow they did that quick

[@RobGTA4000]

it usually takes me 3+ hours to watch your videos because i search and look up everything you guys talk about.....I love it :D

[@jsmit9063]

Easily the funniest podcast

[@xBIGfootx3]

I love Joel lol he's good shit

[@TheNoNamefamer]

lol, Joel I love your ONLY line in that criminal mind's episode. "He sounds like a real jack-off." Pure gold there.

[@xDevilsxSongx]

I adore Joel and Gavin.

[@Bobicici]

I was expecting Burnie to literally have a heartache while I watched this.

[@HomeoftheWilt17]

I know! Listening to Joel's blackjack stories are so hilarious. Plus, with the way he acts secretive about it makes it all that more entertaining.

[@Pigmandoesgaming]

For a person whose RvB character hasn't ever cursed, Joel cusses a lot

[@jackpower1one]

i fucking love joel

[@TheOfficialEvanLewis]

this is by far the funniest podcast yet.

[@Liloilspill]

"So what your saying is I'm the antichrist" -Joel XD

[@Jj5080]

1:21:17 to 1:24:48. Most retarded Gavin moments ever 😂😂😂

[@grandwelder]

You sir are a true RoosterTeeth fan and I respect that

[@shaneellis8717]

How many people tried to close the add on the screen when they were watching the goat video

[@PariP97]

1:38:46 - Cheeky reference to Happy Hour #11 with Gavin's back not being able to be popped by Griffon/Geoff. Funny how these stories circle round sometimes.

[@SomeNewChannel711]

Its not a reference if this video came out over a year before the video its supposed to reference

[@bifftop_johnny]

Love these podcasts. They need to have Joel in more of them

[@Flourish97]

Does anyone else really want to see Gavin try and figure out a diagram of the female reproductive organs- like explain what each part does and try and name them?

[@CarmenFiala]

Gavin's bucket theory is similar to using a diving bell to go deep sea diving.

[@6kernaghan]

BEST END CREDITS THEME SONG EVER!!!!! I want this for my ring tone! lol

[@banditodestiny]

Joel reminds me of Jim Carrey

[@millieparker5673]

This podcast shows the silliest GAVIN I've ever witnessed

[@19maurice66]

Best RT podcast in a while.

[@acecombatplayer1]

Gavin or Google 41:00

[@TheDC91]

I'm feeling lucky!

[@benmounce4864]

I don't like strawberry pop tarts

[@1i1ipad]

I bet if they drew lines through Joel's maternal lineage, that line would break a number of times. Plus, he would only be correct on this point if Joel's mom or grandmother did not have sisters.

[@Insanit13s]

How many buttons do you have to do on a 2-button suit? The answer is one. For some reason, when there's more than one button on a jacket, you never do the last button. So on a 3-button jacket, you can do up one or two, but not three.

[@MaxisRichtofen]

id like to see gavin read the ads

[@MegaTyler93]

Burnie's kind of a hypocrite about not signing into KZbin and he doesn't understand why people do that. I understand his theory about why you wouldn't want that however people who subscribed to Rooster Teeth both on KZbin and on their own website to watch their mature content that is age-gated just got fucked off by Burnie. Also Rooster Teeth their own website is able to monitor their users as every website is able to. Burnie is usually an awesome stand up guy but that a real moment of hypocrisy there.

[@homelespenguin]

Yea i agree with you, without signing in to KZbin we would not be able to see Rooster Teeth's activity in our sub boxes, also we wouldnt be able to comment, and prior to recent updates we wouldnt even be able to like videos!

[@CubejamF1]

Plus, people sign in to KZbin so they can subscribe to videos made by their favourite youtubers. If you like watching 60+ channels, you're going to need an account to subscribe and easily browse those channels. Does he somehow think it's better to bookmark each and every channel people watch on your browser and check back daily to see if the account has made a new video?

[@fionayoungshira]

4) ㅠㅠ you guys leave the cursor on the video while it's playing 5) 'how do you use google' is a valid question. there are a lot of features many people don't know about (using double quotes etc.) that can make searching wayyy easier 6) you can now buy parts of the moon. 7) eggplant.

[@theodorerenniach8601]

Poor Joel seems so horrified. "You're trying to murder Gavin!"

[@lorenzo4210]

Is it me or does Burnie explain dumb ideas all the time but no one acknowledges it because he's the boss. He also misinterprets the fans a lot.

[@wolfanime25]

Just you :P

[@kyletanking]

Downward snorkel

[@bigjohn3435]

i can't breathe under water needs to be a shirt, gavin needs his own section in the store.

[@bossboom6718]

Wait.... Joel didn't end a line of women... Because if he married a woman and has a kid that's his lineage..... I'm sure there was somewhere in his dads family who only had boys and then they got married and had a kid Or in his moms family they had all boys and then they got married and had a girl.... So....

[@mintoo2cool]

but joel broke the line of women ... mother to daughter...and so on. in the scenario you put forward, it's joel's wife that has successfully continue her mother's lineage if they had a daughter. neither is wrong or right ... it's a matter of perspective. patriarchal vs matriarchal ...

[@cecilpalmer9510]

IM SO ANGRY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! Though the lineage can continue, it temporarily stopped in his family!!

[@sagentpudge]

Joel is now my life long hero for his great philosophy.

[@Jj5080]

Joel: Sonwhat you're saying is.....I am the Anti-Christ? 😂😂😂😂😂 omg I lost it xDDD

[@jessefreeland7394]

R.I.P. Rebel

[@Solvernia]

No they have a set amount, and one(sometimes more for fraternal twins, triplets, etc.) is released each month

[@jacobtespinoza]

This is such a great combination if people on the podcast.

[@markgascoyne17]

This Is Gavins Best Podcast To Date !!

[@bordombros]

I love Burnie, Gavin, Gus, and Michael when they're on a podcast. They're absolutely hilarious when they're together

[@preoccupied654]

"Lets go with the detonation!" with Gus doing a cool guy thing. I'd buy that t-shirt.

[@Brandonatron711]

I'm watching them all in my free time, they're hilarious!

[@Foxfiresoul411]

I love how Gus tries to translate for Gavin

[@buttonmastah]

For some reason, Burnie saying "scoops" is the funniest thing ever.

[@Defreakshow]

wow i cant get enough of gavin in every podcast he makes somthing that is great 100x better

[@UntrainableWizard]

1:35:00 I think the paper clip of life was created... "Are you sure you want to drown?" "YES! F*ck off!"

[@desertfox314]

"jesus jesus; scotty we need more power!" joel is outstanding!

[@greenandred427]

I would've loved to see Burnie's pulse during the pulse detector conversation xD

[@yoursillouette1260]

Joel is THE BEST. I am happy that youre in this Joel.

[@emilyvosinthavong6369]

Just today, I attended a leadership program at a university in Australia. They ended up playing 'Gavin or Google' to teach us to ask any question. Best defining moment!

[@dashguitar3115]

when they talked about the road trip, sounded like they were describing a drug trip lol! sounds like a fun car ride!

[@cptkorean]

at 1:24:30 im going to have to agree with gavin. i too had a similar confusion of why the cars in the UK listed their mpg a lot higher than the US. for ex. a mercedes c350 in the US listed their fuel economy at 20/29. but in the UK website, they list theirs as 39/48mpg. for us in the US thats prius territory. but thankfully jalopnik cleared that confusion by explaining us the difference between gallon and imperial gallon. and other factors such as smog regulations in different countries.

[@CallmeJenkins]

"You can pick your friends but you can't pick your egg's" T-Shirt all the way lol

[@Tecolote41]

I love how Joel gets more drunk over time and then touches Gavin's shoulder XD

[@repusdas]

I completely agree with Joel breaking bad GoT and the walking dead

[@JohnnyVegas96]

Joel, Geoff, and Gavin are my favorites

[@joesmoe77777]

This changes Easter - needs to be a shirt, I almost died when Joel said that!

[@yalincawilliams]

i absolutely adore burnie.

[@Judzy12]

Best rt podcast Ive watched

[@LarsTainio]

best human being in the World is now a link to rooster teeth podcast.

[@partickgeffno5455]

About 1:24:26 is where I lost it. You guys are amazing.

[@oddshi]

omfg im crying. burnie saying "a gun" hahahhqhahahah 35:01

[@userjatto1603]

"Are you in australia right now" best quote ever

[@DragonNexus]

Poofs coming out of the building as it collapsed? Air being forced out of the building, breaking through the windows.

[@Zajona]

rooster teeth should have their own tv network

[@chrisrunner55]

"Do you think out audience has girlfriends?" best quote of the podcast

[@cnopephillips8191]

Joel is why I'm watching this

[@ChiiickenCoupe]

I died when they started talking about gallons

[@bordombros]

10:28 When Burnie lifted his drink, the coaster was still on it

[@purpleblackkiwi]

you have the internet use it and fine out. but props to you for also watching it completly.

[@wangerpuppy8505]

Joel is the best out of all of the guys

[@eldes200]

"Jesus! Scotty we need more power!" "Top ten creaming? What are you looking up?" Silly Joel...

[@mintjuliper9689]

Yes Joel is back that dude is awesome

[@Hawkeyes31196]

Aww, the dog is adorable.

[@blackness1023]

Burnie's reactions to the Google auto corrects in the last few podcasts are phenomenal lmao

[@Tim_Kepple]

The funniest thing is the discussion about the Apple Watch, after the Apple Watch came out.

[@TallAsians]

For liquids, there is a meniscus (a bend) so measuring in dry measuring cups is inaccurate because plastic doesn't "bond" or "attract" well as glass but the inaccuracy is small enough to just be like fuck it

[@Jumbo731]

Best Podcast ever.