RT Podcast: Ep. 213

[@theodorbutters141]

This is marked as one of the best episodes in the Rt Podcast history... Gus,Gavin,Barbara and Burnie in it, the Schmorgen Heckengard joke was born here, the first ideas for Million Dollars But came up and Gavin and Google was played. Life is good.

[@CartoonHangover]

Thanks for talking about Bravest Warriors and Catbug on the show!

[@Jmo232]

The glory days and a legendary episode

[@crfstaley]

Looking at some KZbin stats, from January 2013 through May 2013, Rooster Teeth was in the top 10 most viewed channels on all of youtube averaging about 100 million views per month. Also, if you remove music-based channels like VEVO, they were #2 overall behind PewDiePie. So, this era of Rooster Teeth during the time this podcast aired was probably their most successful time as creators. Pretty interesting looking back 11 years later after it is all coming to an end.

[@MrDARKJAK]

The glory days when they made what they wanted and didn't have to worry about appeasing the WB overlords, i remember the day they got bought by Fullscreen, really wish they had stayed independent

[@cliftonsargent1572]

I forgot how good this podcast was, these 4 are the best no question. Them talking about GOT is my favorite thing ever

[@Curiousgeorgie00]

I can't believe that it's been over 10 years since this legendary episode.

[@Gizmomaster]

"Is a blind person more scared at night" officially one of my favorite Gavin quotes.

[@DominoFreakShow]

It has a good line of thought behind it.

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

"Hey, I used to live in Canada and we didn't have carpet in the bathroom" - Barbara I like how Barbara can always out do Gavin when it comes to it being cold and who on earth puts carpet in the BATHROOM, sounds like it would go moldy very quickly due to all the heat and humidity.

[@TheProspektsTV]

tonnes of houses in the UK have carpet, it will be a special kind that is water resistant i guess O.o as long as it gets cleaned often its fine.

[@benmounce4864]

and semen...

[@lobsterdog231]

Hello! Californian here, I personally have rugs which are washed often. No mold. (yet)

[@Dangerwiggles]

We have carpet in our house bathrooms. (Texas) The carpets are perfectly fine, even if it does get wet. Easy to dry it.

[@jayseweaver4238]

3 months late, but honestly the grout between the tile in our bathroom gets gross and moldy before the rugs do.

[@kaceyanderson1381]

14:46 so this is where the Schmorgen Heckengard joke started eh? sorry if i butchered the spelling...

[@CezrDaPleazr]

This episode is a certified classic

[@StarTrekGeek47]

Amen! Glad to see I'm not the only one watching 8 years later.

[@StarFX-nm2rp]

@@StarTrekGeek47 9 years later now, time sure flies don't it.

[@sayonara_elegy]

Jesus christ, one of the best podcasts in history.

[@iKanoodle]

Back after years and these are still so good to fall asleep to

[@Booksandboots]

Nothing has been as good as the 100-300 podcasts w 200’s as the peak

[@pr1smacolors]

I could watch this over and over just for the Catbug conversation

[@StarTrekGeek47]

Who else is here 8 years later? Missing the original 4 on the podcast. (I know Geoff and Jack might be more of the OG crew, but it was these four in my mind)

[@dave93x]

The golden age of Rooster Teeth.

[@StarTrekGeek47]

Amen!

[@noahlong3305]

I don't understand why, but I can listen to you guys and understand it more than pretty much any other podcast ive watched.

[@simplynick8231]

3D printing is so common now... We 3D print the shit out of things in my Grade 10 Tech Design class. I made a helmet, and a Captain America shield. Also, made my own fist, and a rubix's cube. It seems so weird that two years ago, it was amazing to print a chain link...

[@TrickyMMA]

It's funny that they still don't have Google fiber

[@forrift7845]

+Haydan Truax it is

[@digby2129]

+Haydan Truax gus has it in his new condo

[@forrift7845]

Digby Taylor oh yeah

[@Turo799]

Cornelius Funkmaster oh yea

[@ClayDress]

Funnier now.

[@devos3838]

gavin's flurting skills: over 9000

[@clever-username]

This is my favourite group for podcasts.

[@lelandbuzhardt9672]

I kind of like it when Jack comes on but yeah this is a great group

[@wezzPBV]

what did gavins shirt say before youtube took it down.

[@CordlessJet549]

The same thing that got censored on Fibbage.

[@wezzPBV]

ahaa i like you

[@bobjones4856]

Nothing lol his shirt actually says that youtube didn't censor anything he bought it like that.

[@wezzPBV]

*facepalms*

[@CordlessJet549]

bahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha

[@BronsonA]

God dammit Gavin! It's because of you that I know Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Schmorgen Heckengard!

[@w1ldn3tw0rk9]

*Schmörgen Hëckęngüàrd

[@cains.]

does anyone else love gavins shirt?

[@UnfairEnforcer]

lemr4d it’s more relevant now that ever before

[@Tarheelhammer]

Let’s petition to bring this back

[@mrBolen77]

My favorite podcast for realz

[@raycadbury]

For me its a tie between this and the RT Ladies podcast.

[@2ero12]

its not the dark, its the unknown that scares people

[@2ero12]

***** "Darkness doesn't exist, it is simply the absence of light" -Albert Einstein

[@2ero12]

***** that argument can then be used to say humans dont exist its just our perception ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@moonasmywitness706]

i don't mind the ads, i don't mind the buffer but when the ads buffers i suffer

[@bLuPlastic]

You are the first person to ever make this joke

[@Arwid16]

This is the compilation of people thats exactly right for the podcast

[@GabrielSyler33]

Actually read World War Z because of these podcasts, it was not disappointing.

[@noiseeboi4081]

Yeah but I heard the movie was.

[@GabrielSyler33]

Seattle Airsoft Team Heard that as well.

[@taredmonkehplays8726]

GabrielSyler33 book was amazing, the film was eh

[@GabrielSyler33]

TaRedMonkehPlays Actually refuse to watch the film just because I love the book so much. Poll: most disturbing story in WWZ?

[@ArthurDent12]

GabrielSyler33 The girl that holed up in the church and her family while the undead starts coming in. Listen to the audiobook, creepy as all hell.

[@Bulkiersphinx12]

tb to when gus read the ads from paper

[@eminorud1]

best podcast crew p.s. gavin should ask out barbra

[@beenoc]

Gavin has a girlfriend, who's a professional model.

[@zaneharrison4435]

SeanPatrickMartinez Really? Come on! Gavin is in a relationship! It's his choice on who he's with, not the audience. They are actual people with actual relationships. We can't want them to be with others like we can in a TV show. I'm sorry but I've been seeing these comments all over and it really bothers me. Stuff like "OMG Lindsay sucks!" or "Why do they let Kerry on?" It's their company, not ours! It's their life, not ours! I'm sorry, but that has really been bothering me.

[@anoxchannel1]

SeanPatrickMartinez Seriously? You are a fucking dickhole. I've seen you FOUR fucking time and 3 of those times you were bitching at Lindsay, now your bitching about Meg. Get a life.

[@TannerJ815]

ZenitramNaes Meg is loads hotter than Barb

[@xXmakuletsXx]

This might be the best one yet.

[@Chaott]

So this is where the Million Dollars But... idea came from! o_o

[@williamwicks7856]

funniest podcast ever

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

1:27:22 A Million Dollars But... Gavin you are a genius.

[@Httlmno2024]

I'll watch these a million times

[@BL0B5TER]

Gus' lips are so goddamn pink...

[@uba754]

1:49:05 should've been the thumbnail for this podcast.

[@kiiikaaa3]

rip monty :( they mention him around 46:00

[@DanielHodder7]

Really ?

[@MattShubert]

This is by far my favourite podcast combination

[@yazir123]

has Gavin made the move on Barbs yet??

[@TCole2994]

hes dating meg turney according to twitter it seems that way anyway

[@craigwigmore8062]

Tom Cole who is tht

[@colefrick]

Craig Wigmore Look it up.

[@yazir123]

Craig Wigmore guy on the left on the big couch is gav and on his right is barbs, but he is going out with cosplayer hottie meg turney

[@yazir123]

Tom Cole thanks, yes that seems to be true and she is pretty hot

[@wu8183]

You should be allowed to hit a woman. Humans are humans. If she is being very violent, then go ahead. Also, a hard slap warrants another slap back. Exceptions include VERY weak people like the elderly and children.

[@FerrariTeddy]

i agree, if someone is physically violent with you then you can use self defense.

[@krablord]

+Silas Wu You shouldn't be allowed to hit anyone without reason, if you're being assaulted you're 100% allowed to defend yourself regardless of the attacker's gender. Which is entirely different from someone just hitting you and being no actual threat. There's no actual law saying 'you can never hit a woman', there are laws saying you can't assault/abuse people.

[@wu8183]

Connor Titov Definitely. I should have clarified, but assumed everyone would understand based on context of the video.

[@RandomCarrot2806]

+Jaden Oldfield A slap for a slap in my book, but once she backs off its over which will usually happen pretty damn fast once she realizes she isn't immune based on her gender. Same goes for a man, the fight or scuffle is over once somebody backs off, no chasing down nonsense afterwards.

[@dakuraita9456]

+Silas Wu why is hitting a woman not allowed? well yeah, there's a problem if you're hitting her for no reason or a really stupid reason, but this should be applied to everyone. i'd definitely say that if a human is being aggressive, rude or inappropriate, and you're not okay with it, you have the right to be aggressive. this is simply a matter of self-defense at that point, but at least make sure not to go overboard.

[@marketcve]

14:48

[@partyhardcake]

Now that it's over it's only fitting I watch this one last time

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

Now that what's over

[@botbruiser]

Burnie and Geoff's laughs are the cure for cancer

[@morsdreng0100]

Its Nikolaj Coster Waldau and Gavin is right he is Danish like me.

[@rubenspoolder3567]

Patrick Lewis and not dutch like me. a lot of people in Amerika think that The Netherlands is the kapital of Denmark or the other way around or something. Facking education there

[@rubenspoolder3567]

Ruben Spoolder in there defence. I have no knowledge of the most american places and where they are

[@morsdreng0100]

Ruben Spoolder To their defence i have never heard of an American thinking that The Netherlands is a part of Denmark or the other way around. And while yes they don't have the World best education they certainly don't have the worst either.

[@rubenspoolder3567]

morsdreng0100 its true though

[@morsdreng0100]

Ruben Spoolder Might be but i have certainly never heard of it.

[@assistantmagus5213]

Gavin's bathroom is carpeted? And his excuse is "it's cold in England you need carpet everywhere"? I'm English and that's fucking strange.

[@nrs10001]

Hahaha I dont know why but your comment made me laugh more than I probably should have

[@bogleshogle]

+thatguyyousawinasda All of the rooms in my house are carpeted except 2 of them You can probably guess my reason.

[@MrFluffyDoesminecraf]

Gotta admit nz internet is pretty good ive got 500 gigs of internet and ive got 15 mbps wich is prettty good

[@MrFluffyDoesminecraf]

well the mbps maybe not be to true i used a 2 internet test and they were similar

[@IamHueGraves]

500 gigs of internet? there's a limit?

[@xXSirDynoXx]

Depends on your plan. Like I have an unlimited plan.

[@NikNak]

Wow. Im 49 minutes outside of melbourne and my speed is 350kB/ps! Thats what i get for living in "rural" haha. Australia's internet is pathetic

[@SomeNewChannel711]

Nik Nak I live in rural aus and my internet is normally 15mbps, its sitting on 256kbps right now because ive gone over my limit but this speed is almost dialup

[@ProtoYoshi99]

I love it when Gus starts laughing really hard.

[@afallencomrade4500]

New Zealand's internet isn't that bad :/

[@1387melissa]

it all depends where your from like if you have really fast internet going into a normal environment it will seem so slow

[@afallencomrade4500]

^That is true i suppose. But to me it seems great. It gets the job done for me :)

[@TheProspektsTV]

AFallen Comrade same i get 1mb top download speed and its alright for me, though it is about time for fiber to be everywhere in NZ as it is a small country.

[@topace161]

Funniest Podcast Ever

[@Muse22sims]

just watched their last episode and had to come back to a classic.

[@shannonlaw7020]

Burnie's laugh is seriously one of the best sounds in the universe.

[@TrickPatriarch]

I finally have some shaving strategies! Thank you RoosterTeeth!

[@TwoBrownEars]

This podcast made Gavin and Barbara closer I bet

[@lizzieshername]

Catbug and Gavin in the same video? PERFECTION.

[@blueberries408]

Thank you! I really appreciate it.

[@12yody]

I just went through and watched every single episode of the bravest warriors because of this podcast

[@LProckers98]

That outtro was AWESOME!!

[@StarTrekGeek47]

1:23:11 I love that neither Gavin nor Barbara acknowledge Burnie's comment whatsoever.

[@RechargeAndRevolt]

no problem, thank you for being understanding and sorry if I may have sounded a bit too condescending. have a good one.

[@FireTalon24]

Gavin: "I think it was too small, wasn't it?" Barbara: "You have that problem often, don't you?" Hahahaha XD

[@LastHoboStanding]

I like how Gavin independently came up with the idea of hotswapping

[@incompetentlogistics]

I completely agree with Gus about the HD monitors. And people have this notion that HD is somehow different.

[@MrKami1997]

Gus- "the scythe was too small to print" Gav- "yeah, it should be bigger" Barb- "you have that problem often, don't you gavin?" LMFAO

[@mastercheef524]

They do live streams of the podcast Monday night I' pretty sure, but you have to be a sponsor on their website in order to watch the live recording.

[@PateyMuddaFudda]

How can I watch/hear the podcasts live? Do I have to buy a subscription for the RoosterTeeth website?

[@rinzlerxv1649]

I love how Gavin brings up, "hey Barbara do you get turned of when..." right after they mention that her dad is watching the podcast.

[@Erimentos101]

Lol love Lindsay's jamming to the music at the end. And her hoodie :3

[@cyberworrier94]

I want the CatBug Plushy!

[@pimpili2008]

About hitting a girl, don't do it, but you have right to defend yourself if some one hits you and you are getting hurt, you MUST defend yourself no matter who is attacking you.

[@curtisxxu]

Favorite... podcast... ever.

[@angelemnm]

Oh hey, this was uploaded on my birthday. Cool videos guys.

[@_gh0ulz]

Does anyone know what Gavin's shirt said before KZbin took it down?

[@Snorlax_il]

it's not always on. If you watch their patch video they explain that if I remember correctly.

[@THEHEADOFTHEPACK]

I went an looked up catbug , i now do what gus does and whenever he comes on im like "YAY"

[@dabagonsmith]

I have time warner and youtube loads only like 30% of the time. I have 50mpbs download so streaming a video at 720 or 1080p shouldn't be an issue.

[@JorseyBurden]

0:17:30 Thanks Burnie I am lying down on my bed in a pitch black room and now I can't stop thinking of that part in the movie

[@CrackHeadRaceHorse]

"I'M A-FUCKING EXPLAINING IT!" hahahaha omg Gus

[@cierrarara]

I'm dying. Oh god, Burnie shaving is killing me with laughs.

[@ZorrroUK]

the end song was actually really good

[@ikeownscharizards]

I lost it when they started talking about shaving and trimming xD

[@ThyProdigyPlayer]

Thanks Burnie I didnt have to sleep tonight either (17:30)

[@tywilly300]

At 1:02:00 you can take the disk out and put it in a different console. Its how me and my brother saved $60. Its called hot swapping. After a dashboard update, they patched it to where after starting the game the disk still spins for about 2 minutes until its fully stopped. I can upload a demonstration on how it works if others would like.

[@baneblade994]

if you got to 1.29.40, barbara look genuinly terrified at where this conversation is going lol

[@SpitFir3Tornado]

It was set in South Africa, to be more precise, and yes there were Nigerians playing major roles in the movie.

[@Aidan-Moore]

You make a good point, I probably should have thought about that before, sorry for the inconvenience.

[@oNexsus]

pulling out, is never a bad idea

[@ironicits]

Video won't load. Also can't change quality past 360p. (They aren't available to pick) But all the other videos works fine...Help?

[@SuperFancyPantsGuy]

Lol. Even Burnie wants Barbara to be with Gavin.

[@MrGrenchler]

I like it when Burnie says meats and cheezes

[@TheMightyBaino]

Burnie's laugh is so infectious..

[@XxTheSystemLinkxX1]

Which Podcast is where Gavin and Barbra talk about there relationship togerther

[@sonjaf5744]

Janesville has great internet. I grew up there and I never had any internet connectivity issues.

[@bradgingerable]

I couldnt stop laughing at the "Gavin or Google" intro. "I'm feeling lucky!" Hahaha

[@alexanderthorstad4304]

If you're 16 you SHOULD know these things everyone needs to know these things.

[@Zaephyn]

You saved me the time I was going to use to reply with that, thank you sir.

[@ademz.8517]

THEY ARE FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[@djfransiscan]

And we all learned more about the RoosterTeeth's crew hygiene habits then we ever needed to.

[@alexsabre1308]

i pressed the "play" button on my computer and accidentally played the game of thrones theme with the first 10 seconds of the podcast, most epic thing ever.

[@jralocalsonly]

1:01:00 Actually, you could do the same process with the Playstation. You don't need to install a modchip or mess with the hardware. We bought a CD at a gamestore one day that could play pirated games just like what they did with the dreamcast. Not as proud about it as I was then but it was awesome.