RT Podcast: Ep. 250

[@NinjaPups]

4:55 Division of Woolworths hahaha xD best part of this video! Burnie that never gets old xD

[@theawsomeIQandFR]

You just watched the Halo Spartan assault guide.

[@NinjaPups]

SirLaggsAlot And I also just watched every single other Achievement Hunter/Roosterteeth video for the past couple years...

[@He1006ro]

16:07 - Reveille Gets Dognapped RTAA

[@tutterbear98]

+HemboHero If there isn't a RTAA and Source video, I don't think any true fans of yours will be mad. We understand, Hembo. Do things whenever you feel comfortable to do them.

[@rgfossil]

Thank you

[@16barnhillam]

+HemboHero This man knows what we want. Thanks man.

[@michaelchimenti2847]

Heeeeyyyy I know you.....

[@pandasaurusrex4650]

When they started talking about Uncle Fester and The Adams Family movie, all I could think about was Pubert

[@Hornsby_Shackleton]

I like how Gavin talks about how branding a cow is cruel, then immediately says that if was being hunted for kidnapping a dog, he would kill and bury it to keep from being caught.

[@NinjaPups]

Happy New Year everyone! Best wishes for the new year Roosterteeth and thanks so much an awesometacular year! :D

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

_"What the fuck does this even mean anymore?!"_ -Gustavo Sorola So inspirational...

[@Decimate3000]

'I hate quotes' -Gus Sorola

[@IronPiedmont]

Best quote ever!

[@lambodiablogtr]

That should be a new T-shirt!

[@kyletanking]

Of all time

[@ThatGuyCalledRobz]

Started 2014 with RoosterTeeth. Fuck yeah.

[@TheDiymovies]

Your profile picture can not agree more.

[@WatanabeNoTsuna.]

"I hate quotes" - Gus Sorola This should be a shirt. :D

[@BadReligionMike]

I remember getting my first job at 21 and started watching rooster teeth and I remember getting them through itunes and and started listening to them on my ipod.

[@brup123]

Burnie's face at 36:26 is priceless! xD

[@silversuppressor5114]

Starting the year off with a roosterteeth podcast :)

[@Fretfulwinter]

Gus should have his own rants called moments with Gus

[@ipie13579]

also Joel

[@Fretfulwinter]

Joel, Burnie, and Gus all sitting together ranting/arguing would make some good RTAA's i hope

[@ipie13579]

FretfulWinter2 fight fight fight... kiss kiss kiss!!!!!

[@Zebracakeftw]

Jack: "I'm generally a pretty nice person."...right after saying Gavin dying would be a Christmas miracle. Hopefully Jack got a mirror for Christmas so he can look at himself more accurately.

[@MrJtswish13]

Glad to be starting off 2014 with a Roosterteeth video and a monster!

[@RolandSchlosser]

'I hate quotes' - Gus Sorola THAT HAS TO BE A SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[@qwerty8ful]

congratulations to roosterteeth for being 1/4th of the way to 1000 podcasts

[@MrG22]

57:30 Annual Pass beginningsssss. Not really but just seeing his love for amusement parks is awesome. How it has only grown 💙

[@Legos881]

That ending song was pretty incredible I must say

[@noblereach551]

4:50 jack just became my hero

[@LeviTheRelentless]

Better not say Bomb on the podcast. The NSA is watchin....HAHAHAHA!

[@doncharted]

nonono...don't say it in the comments!! It's "b-o-m-b". Their technology is not good enough to crack that code!!! :)

[@MrHatcherz]

doncharted You say that now but once their Quantum Computer is built, everyone's fucked..

[@doncharted]

Jack Hatcher never! Such great encoding is impossible to break. O:

[@MrHatcherz]

haha, I'm sure the monkeys at NSA are to caught up monitoring PSN anyway..

[@doncharted]

Hahahaha

[@MrXenobro]

" You should treat me like a princess." " To an extent"- Gavin Free

[@NickMoore]

Reveille V: The Cadets Strike Back

[@bowes98]

When they were talking about how the mascot ended up as bbq, I kept thinking of Edgar

[@BennettSink]

I guess that dog was really Barking out orders

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

The Playmobil Pirate Ship was the greatest thing, together with the pirate island. :D

[@TheSixtthDegree]

1:17:04 "We celebrate stupidity, and it drives me fucking crazy." "Some people make a very good living at that, Jack." THE FUCKING LOOK GAVIN GIVES THE CAMERA.

[@Sbrff]

Best podcast in a while...this is a great way to start of RT and 2014! :D

[@phie_vill]

Every time gus Curses you can feel the emotion that comes with it

[@CertMediocre]

"People get trampled to death and stuff, but there's never animals involved." Oh, good. I was afraid for a second.

[@leetri]

I love when Gus goes on hate rants.

[@Regosta98]

LOL when jack is talking about Universal Gavin on just chillin on his iPhone

[@JediRalts]

My favorite "inspirational quotes" are the ones that say they were said by someone like Katy Perry, but were really said by someone like Hitler, just to troll with the stupid people.

[@frozenwolf1987]

The best Christmas gift I ever got was a game boy sp. now as im from a pore family, I'm still amazed that my parents where able to afford it when haded even been out for a year yet.

[@TheChickenjoe10]

I take it English isn't your native language.

[@limayo6867]

***** lol way to shit on his parade

[@TheChickenjoe10]

Modest Gamer eh

[@TheChickenjoe10]

epicdudesproduction Yes that is indeed what I do.

[@nocturnal9765]

+frozenwolf go to school maybe you'll be able earn money

[@specktech314]

29:20 That is one badass cat.

[@Kizer5Red]

where was Barbra? I'm just thinking of puns for this episode. 8:30-8:40 test the tes-t-la Irving had a wonderful freeze over.

[@crazyfishstudios]

47:20 for the animated adventure

[@TheMrLeapFrog]

GOSH watching the entire podcast in one go without stopping is pretty funny... I love what you guys do and hope you never stop making these!

[@TheKroganMaster]

Gavin you better treat Meg like a princess!

[@deepster12]

Happy New Year! and Happy 250 Podcasts!

[@phoenixfeather1337]

"If we let two men marry, then they're gonna marry turtles" - Jack Pattillo 2013

[@emiliovgc507]

Yup me as well I actually just woke up exactly at 12:00 AM

[@niceguy7431]

Jack is cool

[@airsofter2010]

As a Muggle Quidditch player, Jack's talking about Universal Studios got me really excited. I already have the trip planned. :)

[@BlastphamousHDGaming]

this is my angry podcast O_O lol

[@FilipEminemStankovic]

You watch rooster teeth WHAAAAAAA.MIND BLOWN

[@Masterash01]

The 'escape from technology' eject button NEEDS to be an RT short. MAKE IT HAPPEN, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!

[@cuckoocraft]

Happy New Year from the UK

[@MrKillerFishy]

i wish it was 25 degrees out in North Dakota we have been at -30 for like 2 weeks just remember southerners you will never have colder weather then us

[@nicktheavatar_]

47:20 FOR CAVEMAN!

[@Luissv72]

Dude, that cat took her down! That's officially the Ray Masterio of cats. BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619!

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

The "Explaining apps to Cavemen" segment better become a RTAA

[@Sandhu3773]

When Jack starts talking about Harry Potter, Gavin seemed like he was looking for that eject button.

[@TheAwsomeAdventures]

I have to disagree with them on the topic of the Duck Dynasty stuff, they aren't hicks, they are guys who work to earn the money they earn (even though sometimes it doesn't seem like they are working) the duck dynasty guys are people and are entitled to their opinion. Not to mention, he wasn't insulting gay people, he wasn't calling them lesser beings, he was stating God's word, it's in the bible that it is a sin and he has the right of speech and free religion, so before you go calling them hicks, please consider. People have the right to be gay, and people have the right to their own opinion. (I am a christian but i also have gay friends as well, i tell them Gods' word but i tell them with love and concern for their souls, i don't call them demons or fags, but in the end it is ultimately between you and God about what you do, but don't try to deny what is written in the bible, it's there i'm only repeating it) P.s: i know the rooster teeth guys are also entitled to their opinion and i respect that, i'm just giving another point of view, and i still think they are awesome despite the differences in opinion. ^.^

[@XxTheJimsterxX]

Jack's grocery store story should ABSOLUTELY end up being a RTAA. That'd be very funny to see animated by Jordan (:

[@Rakolai]

I go to Rutgers, which doesn't have an animal mascot, but we do have this thing with Princeton where we stole a cannon from them back in the 1800s.

[@lelandbuzhardt9672]

Yeah I remember seeing an article about school rivalries and that was in it and all I could think was "How the HELL did they get a CANNON off campus without someone stopping them?" I go to University of South Carolina and as far as I know the only thing that someone has tried to steal was USC fans trying to steal Howard's Rock. Thought it was funny when this year a CLEMSON fan broke it with a sledgehammer and stole a piece of it.

[@Rakolai]

From what Wiki says, the theft took place at night and it took them about two hours just to drag the thing back to their cart.

[@lelandbuzhardt9672]

Either they were insanely dedicated or they were just plain stupid. Still got to admire the bravery/stupidity that allowed them to steal a fucking cannon.

[@josemurillo9346]

Finally someone agrees with me about idiocracy

[@FallsNight]

47:10 Caveman technology problems from the animated adventures.

[@Awenky]

Gus is my spirit animal

[@skylerprosser27]

Man I Miss These days

[@OfficerCorsair]

HAPPY NEW YEARS let's kick it off with a rantcast! YAY actually this was really hilarious

[@pcWario]

I am a Philadelphia Eagles fan and I did go to a game this year and yes they do have an Eagles who makes a few runs around the field and then lands someone on it. It landed on a water jug when I went. BTW good fucking luck Saints. You need it.

[@millieparker5673]

If Barbara had been there......Gavin-"I'll break the window in one try, on your new tesla", Burnie-"Let's not test that", Barbara- "Better not test-la that", Burnie- "GODAMMIT BARB!!"

[@Sterlos]

Why is the volume always so low on rt podcasts...?

[@hoshikuzuhime]

1:23:00 "and if you're listening to it in 2015, you've got it on bluray" if you wanted it i hope you have it on bluray by now, it's been out on bluray for almost a year

[@TheManCaveFTW]

Don't worry Jack I enjoyed your talk about harry potter :D #HappyPotterForever

[@e4gle_i]

Eagle flying around the stadium is an Auburn University thing, WDE btw

[@lucafrancesco1900]

It's like Edgar is the one in the hole except beevo is the one in the stadium

[@KemaTheAtheist]

1:17:00 Bravo, Jack!

[@Ravage017]

Gus saying "Baller as shit" is my new text tone.

[@LucidDreamiing]

7 minutes until new years and I am still going to watch this throughout the whole thing.

[@TommyCol31]

the Tottenham hotspurs mascot isn't a chicken! its a Rooster!

[@Iceman8kay]

Which is a male chicken...

[@jumbledump]

longer podcast please

[@BennettSink]

Jack wants to stop putting spotlights on stupid people , yet Gavin is siting a foot away with a light on him

[@Charleszard123]

Gavin's not that dumb, he knows a lot about what he does, like filming and editing.

[@nomanmon]

He's probably even smarter than you given that he is in the video and your the one judging him. He may sound a bit dumb but when you look a bit deeper into what he is talking about it makes sense he just words it a bit weird.. it a poetic way.

[@hyypersonic]

Monics Sometimes I feel that he just fakes his stupidity for the sake of the video.

[@didjano]

Gavin's actually quite intelligent.

[@tristenswenson1828]

didjano I bet that if Gavin was as stupid as people make him out to be, there would probably never have been Slowmo Guys. You're absolutely correct.

[@mattsprague6043]

I think Jack is making a really good point here at 1:17:00. A lot of people need to hear this

[@Ervsona]

46:59 for the Caveman RTAA.

[@TheWiery322]

i went back to podcast 214 because burnies speech about the boston bombing is so great

[@LordDeerofBohemia]

Gus is the king of first world problems this episode!

[@LewDawg46]

The Seahawks have a real seahawk that they fly around the stadium before every home game

[@gage2925]

Im watching this exactly one year later. woohoo

[@kingzak13]

I just got the RT Loadout trailer for this. That feels strange and really awesome at the same time

[@PinataFreaks]

1:18:35 I have never agreed with Jack more.

[@wesleyclark6571]

www.xkcd.com/603/

[@jasonw1776]

I went to A&M and loved that reveille story! :)

[@cyclops336]

"Jesus Christ" -jack patillo

[@notNajimi]

"Wot if..." -Gavin Free

[@kyletanking]

To me it’s the equivalent of people put sings on there car -Michael j. “Burnie” burns

[@CougarsHockey9]

the movie theatre in Kirkland, Quebec also has the 4 player pac-man ... its pretty awesome

[@TheJordan1197]

I hate it when people say that shows like jersey shore and honey booboo are bad because of the stupid people. but then they watch duck dynasty and say " oh it's funny cuz they're stupid !" IT'S THE SAME THING !!

[@PlanetFinesse]

So playing Battlefield 4 and got to the snowy prison part and got off. Later i got on and it said something like "previous player data had been damaged, continue." And it deleted my campaign save file AGAIN.

[@Samcastle1_]

I'm terrified to update my iphone because every update has broken my phone even more then it was before

[@CubejamF1]

I updated my Galaxy Note 2 to Android 4.3 the other day, it cut my battery life by about 40%. Had to do a factory reset to fix it.

[@ek_m]

Cubejam I have the S3 and it kinda helped my battery o.O

[@shakezulla86]

Cubejam My HTC One battery life has been fucked since day one :(

[@RykerJesse]

My greatest Christmas gift was when i was 9 years old and I got an Xbox included with halo. Me and my brother played that game so much and it's what actually made me and my step brother bond and become close today. And of course its what brought me into the gamer that I am today.

[@MoxieW]

'why is this cow different form this cow?' i don't know, ask ryan

[@dangleesack9422]

You think that's cold! In winnipeg it's always like -40!!

[@TheSharpoint1]

Jack I hope you didn't crush ALL her eggs (someone will figure that statement out eventually)

[@IAmTheRealDrake]

Gus has a really relatable thought process.

[@dipgrizzly25]

i know this comment is almost a year later but i cant let it go. Jack says it drives him crazy how we as a country elevate dumb people to a higher status. He himself works for and with people who elevate artificial stupidity. Gavin intentionally acts dumb in Lets plays because they know it gets views. That is a hypocrite if ive ever seen one.

[@MikeKolb]

0:34:04 Gus - You know what really grinds my gears Peter Griffin segment. Hahaha

[@TheScinja]

The Duck Dynasty people are not stupid people and they didn't strike oil or just stumble upon wealth they designed and created a product that people can use.

[@AlexSpareRoom]

thank u

[@PenguinCave360]

i bet no one herd that best outro song i watched the whole thing

[@greetingsmars]

"I hate quotes."-Gus Sorola

[@acufer]

jack was awesome in this

[@GamerX1220]

and the party starts

[@blastermast4545]

One of my friends runs with the buffaloes for Colorado and this podcast made me think of him haha