RT Podcast: Ep. 285

[@happenstance670]

This episode is once again relevant

[@Wabajak13]

like the snail, it always returns

[@mikelarrowe6274]

Always

[@SwagGamerIO]

Pretty amazing how the snail talk turned into a TikTok meme 7 years later.

[@TheBoilingFowl]

RT Podcast #285 Table of contents: … with Gus, Gavin, Matt and Burnie (and Gus) 00:43 Start and introduction 01:05 Pneumonia (Matt close to death) 07:33 Vag cyst and swollen balls 09:04 RWBY distribution in Japan by Warner Bros 10:49 Japanese level of service 12:20 Gus’ shipping people at Bestbuy 13:11 Do not go to the doctor 14:29 Touching eardrum 15:08 What has Matt been doing? 16:02 The fire guy (featuring Michael Bay) 18:04 Lazerteam preproduction 18:40 Slow Mo buffer 19:35 Slow Mo Guys and RvB are educational 20:24 College courses 22:00 Burnie at networking class 22:42 Ad read (Hover) 23:54 No bullshiting in small classes 24:54 College students are the busiest people 25:23 Matt’s missed classes 26:34 Gus’ neurosis about weak piss streams 32:10 The Human Caterpillar 32:57 “Everything on the inside is outside at some point” 36:09 The aftermath of Burnie’s definition of zombies 37:48 Russian dash cam videos 38:47 Melted glasses and nosey Burnie 39:40 The most dangerous (and stupid) animals 43:38 How to get killed by a snail 44:49 Watch out! The snail is hunting you down! 47:16 Sad Kara wallpaper 48:12 Papercut under finger nail 49:05 How does CPR work? 52:14 Lifeguard GoPro 53:14 Lifeguard rescue 53:52 Orientation under water (in space) 54:51 Gus does not float 55:59 No pools for Gus 56:32 Cool water parks and big slides 59:02 Japanese wave pool and crowded beaches 60:00 Schlitterbahn, the craziest ride 61:00 Action movie traps for bad guys 61:46 Ad read (Onnit) and Gus in the honor roll 62:56 Gavin the science guy 63:16 Why Gus hates the river 64:36 Photo of a packed water park 65:00 Barbara pissed on Gavin once 66:11 The best Last of Us team in the office 68:00 Gus rooting for Chrystal Palace (Premiere league) 70:20 Different leagues, different rules 72:27 Burnie’s rooster hat 73:25 Flight to Hawaii and time zones 74:29 The snail is coming 74:45 Ides for Slow Mo Guys #100 76:13 Gavin collecting dandelions 77:54 America’s funniest home videos and TV productions 81:36 Bad robot in Star Wars and other cameos 83:32 Time warp clip shows 84:47 Comcast Universal and Time Warner Bros 86:40 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 89:26 Hurricane Katrina and racism rankings 92:14 Terrifying age differences 94:19 Hannah Hart 95:02 Wrap Up

[@96point2]

Holy shit, this is actually quite helpful! Many thanks!

[@Jex134]

*SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A JOB!!!*

[@erichaas77]

Jex134 Love the pic man, Squints!!

[@robertmccarty9351]

This guy needs a job

[@sonicagm]

This deserves to be the #1 Comment IN ALL PODCAST VIDEOS

[@landonkryger]

Burnie a few years ago: "I could take any animal" Burnie today: "I want to fight a snail"

[@gloopy18]

An immortal snail*

[@MrFlamesFan12]

I guess sleep will have to wait 1 hour 35 minutes and 55 seconds. Woooo!

[@dogethe2nd410]

+Елліот Луцяк NO, FIFTY FIVE SECONDS

[@caster8236]

this is the line i recite every night... and then 1 hour and 36 minutes later sleep waits another 1 hour and 45 minutes

[@Sickdistic]

@ 44:50 The Snail Assassin - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

[@thec-m]

1:14:10 for when the RTAA + Source continues.

[@Max25670]

The snail conversation was one of the greatest conversations they had on the podcast.

[@coolwolf506]

Hey lol

[@TurnTwoSports]

Called it

[@cgplayz545]

7 years later it became a meme lol

[@mortalmadmatt1]

That snail hypothetical was hilarious! I hope they make it into a RTAA.

[@HamazuraGOD]

I hope they make it into a horror movie in 2015 and then a tiktok fad in 2022!

[@dabonethug]

@@HamazuraGOD 💀

[@miloa.2684]

The Immortal Snail 🐌

[@cdxii-zanemmv46]

Yes

[@dabira1273]

at 44:44 is what you are here for

[@Applebomb8D]

I fell asleep watching this and finished it in the morning

[@ChristianArreguin]

huh? this video is only an hour and a half long. i think that would be considered a nap

[@bruceemillerr]

same

[@Automatedresponsebot5]

I really like when Matt is on the podcast. He's so mellow and always has something good to say.

[@XxGamersOfAllTradesX]

44:53 that's got to become an RTAA lmao

[@ravesilly]

The snail thing in general is going to be an RTAA

[@plissken4451]

It should totally be a shirt too!

[@SilverCoinStudios]

but just put the snail in a box and lock it up.

[@GINGIVITISSS]

Exactly what I was thinking. If it's not that'd be thoroughly disappointing.

[@sauceypotatoes5330]

ObsessedChutoy3 My thoughts exactly. "Snail: The Ultimate Man Hunter." Or does that sound too much like a TV series? Or wait... It could be a whole thing. A TV series, a shirt, a poster... All based around Gavin hiring an immortal snail to hunt down this immortal human named Burnie. Little does Burnie know that the $100,000 came with this twist, and it was all secretly a ruse, and on the final episode, it all comes clear to Burnie that Gavin had set all this up to kill Burnie, and the two have this huge battle. Gavin wanted to be the only immortal human ever, but Burnie was stopping him. What do you think? Or am I over-thinking this cool idea for a shirt?

[@MsPtilopsis]

I've watched this episode about 3 times now and I'm always crying by the end. This group has the chemistry.

[@Grandreaper201]

Just some fun facts. The average fastest speed for a snail is approx. 0.013m/s Taking into account the circumference of the earth, being approx. 40,075 kilometers, we can calculate that if you met the snail and then flew to the opposite side of Earth, it would take the snail around 48-49 years to reach you again. (Data: Half the circumference of the earth, if the earth was perfectly flat = 20,037.5 meters; 20,037.5km to meters = 20,037,500m; /=div by 0.013mps = 1,541,346,153.85 seconds; div by 31,536,000 seconds in a year = 48.88 years)

[@Grandreaper201]

This is constant speed with no account for elevation differences, or terrain.

[@2x4noah]

42:30 Everyone talks about the snail but the assassin bug always makes me laugh

[@volsang2091]

Favorite podcast ever... because it spawned my favorite RTAA and Million Dollars But scenario. SNAIL ASSASSIN FOR LIFE!

[@kidz9499]

Literally. FOR LIFE.

[@jorgeresendiz072]

I love it when Gavin is about to talk and Gus and Burnie say "Go ahead"

[@blacktigers98]

Gavin's face when Matt mentioned x-ray. haha, I'm so glad Burnie noticed it, too.

[@G_G251]

44:50-47:15 Snail conversation (The Snail Assassin RTAA) [40:08 context, animals that kill the most humans]

[@doobyfgc3250]

Ditch Lazer Team, make a movie about the snail manhunter!

[@MCHellshit]

Absolutley

[@TayT300]

Or they could make a Short 🐌🔪 ✈️😴💤

[@lemonadelotion]

3 years later and its here

[@Marblez3]

I love Gavin's "For X amount of money would you...". They are hilarious.

[@milliemmn]

back for the original conversation

[@RingsidewrestlingLI]

That snail story will be a animated adventure

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

When they were talking about the anarchy that followed hurricane Katrina at 1:30:00 I was reminded of the phrase that Cole from InFamous used which was: "Civilization committing suicide" It's disturbing how quickly society devolves in an emergency situation but I guess that's why I'm a Misanthrope.

[@about69goatsx65]

Cheer up blake. Try to start your day off with a yang.

[@nohoesnextdoor9677]

Clever

[@phoenix0958]

Meow!

[@Abraxisvirus]

that is the most true statement in a video game

[@rickybandit2]

Omygod an infamous fan holy shit

[@H-.15]

I've just flown half way across the world in a massively long air conditioned flight with a cold 2 weeks ago and the cold is gone but I'm still coughing violently. I've now booked a doctors appointment thanks to this podcast.

[@kevinlloyd4440]

Someone please make a shirt of Gavin as a banana running away from a snail.

[@530Leone]

14:32 "Gus was going to give me head..." I laughed.

[@TheTeddyIsALiar]

That snail question was great, but how about this. The snail takes your body if it can get you.

[@johnwickham4152]

And then you become the snail trying to get it back

[@Axel1711-c6h]

In highschool I had a pet snail; no matter where I left it at night I had no idea where it was in the morning.

[@sboy9700]

Obviously it was chasing whoever had the money in the briefcase

[@69PlzBitch]

I would move to the other side of the earth, it would take the snail ≈48 years to get to me if it moves at max speed (0,013m/s or 0,03mph if my sources are correct)

[@6KR9]

Why would you not just trap the snail under a glass ?

[@estebanvargas4862]

50:40 by far my favorite moment in the podcast

[@iiShaggster]

It's so late here but this'll be worth it.

[@nickymazur]

you know they always post their videos hours earlier on their website before youtube?

[@cai6972]

Thats what she said

[@nickymazur]

wheres the sex part?

[@skhtrm]

+NBmazur THAT'S WHAT HE SAID! 😂😂😂👌👌👌🔥🔥

[@tylerheenan9393]

Immortal snail hypothetical is hilarious. Was in tears, hahaha.

[@GraphicGaming]

The snail story better be an Animated Adventure

[@jesusp6832]

Your wish came true

[@WoWplayer527]

Oh hey GG , fancy seeing you here

[@imbatman9257]

Tat may or may not be what sent me on a search for this episode....

[@imbatman9257]

Im Batman *That

[@Artimusk]

I come from the future... It was, and you saw it.

[@vinnie7269]

The part about the snail coming after you made me laugh. That was so funny.

[@vteckpwr]

My Goodness, I've watched so many of these episodes over the past four weeks.

[@assistantmagus5213]

I've seen a dozen over the last 3 days....

[@JeremysGamingStuff]

lol i love listening to them while playing video games

[@caster8236]

I started watching these 2 months ago, I started at the spooky hand towel, and i'm working my way backwards. I've watched 116 episodes in 61 days

[@crank1point3]

godamn it gavin. "they turn into butterflies at the end" hahahaha awesome podcast guys!

[@gianlucabelgrado3624]

44:50 Snail meme

[@adamhazelwood974]

Burnies reaction to Gavin at around 33:20 is fucking hilarious lol

[@runner9528]

No Miles and Kerry! We did it guys!

[@runner9528]

MaikNL If you call what they are being a man then I'm glad I'm 10 times less of it.

[@anoxchannel1]

No hate comments! We did it! Oh wait, whinny bitches will never leave.

[@runner9528]

***** Good for them. I wish them even more success.

[@Samj112]

you little bitch

[@shadowfire023]

Aww, that's cute. She actually thinks they give a shit about random people complaining on youtube!

[@IcarusDawn]

19:48 They showed the episode of The Rise of the Video Game with Red vs. Blue in it in my Game Design class last week xD and it just so happened that I wore my RT Podcast shirt to class that day hahaha

[@tana3435]

when i got pneumonia last year I was sick for about a month and a half (a month of that bedridden) and then I was fine for about 3 weeks, and then it came back for another month. So yeah, you can totally relapse and it'll make sure that teachers are mad at you for it and don't bother excusing you from homework to ensure that you fail all your finals.

[@rayquaza000]

*pneumonia lol

[@tana3435]

Lol yeah welcome to auto correct its a beautiful thing isnt it

[@tana3435]

dustin kiryluk fixed it! thanks

[@rayquaza000]

Joanne MacLean np

[@tana3435]

Josh Warren holy crap no need to be a dick nugget I fucked up and said phenomena by accident and then fixed it. Reading the whole thread helps.

[@AllyArtemisia]

The immortal snail bit just HAS to be an animation.

[@volcomskater360]

I have a morning class tomorrow but, this is more important than education. Am I right?

[@mrepictacovargas2464]

Very right

[@ElKemosabe]

pfffft, who needs education, we have google.

[@AShipofSeamen]

If will extremely surprised if they don't make an Animated Adventure about the snail!! HAHaHHAH

[@callumtrick2150]

i knew i wasnt the only one who cant float in water

[@callumtrick2150]

yes it does :P and my good sir people like grapes :P

[@fredjones2]

People Like Crapes.

[@hanahoop9860]

Fred Jones * Crepes

[@retlr_]

Çrēpêś

[@Bamdd5]

The snail hypothetical was the greatest thing ever

[@Zuulass]

i live across the bridge from New Orleans and when Katrina happened everything was fine over here

[@Zuulass]

lol

[@Zuulass]

hes fine

[@Zuulass]

yeah amazing watermelons (thank you)

[@ChosesinWon]

You on the northshore, Zuulas?

[@Zuulass]

yes

[@wasabi4545]

put the snail on an endless treadmill that always points toward you. lol XD

[@JalixBarker]

Who else has seen the CPR ad Gavin was talking about?

[@GhostBear3067]

I had to learn both since the old "2 breaths to 30 compressions" is still the official National Registry protocol.

[@sfaickney]

Yea the Vinnie Jones advert. It's a good way for people to remember the protocol

[@Giovanni6501]

Best podcast crew right here. Hands down.

[@bratneyspearz5032]

omg i love you guys. I have a good time watching you guys

[@TheUnknown285]

Hearing Matt and Burnie's stories about the sounds they made when they were sick reminds me of when I had the whooping cough. The sound was something like the sound your hear if you move a straw up and down through a lid.

[@ChrisofCT]

2am EST? more like podcast time am I right

[@Azzabackam]

I'm stressing over my math homework, and Gavin's Super Saiyan pissing made my fucking day.

[@jibclimmer]

What if the snail hitches a ride on someone else?

[@letsgobigblue4061]

I juat thought of a snail sharpening a knife in the back of a train's boxcar while constantly whispering "Burnie must die."

[@plissken4451]

Ninja Snail attack!

[@MFAniki6390]

(the toaster) I think that is the most hilarious and terrifying mental image I have ever had. Thank you for that.

[@TafferX907]

put a cup over it......, problem solved

[@FeatheredCrow]

Rooster Teeth Podcast: All-Stars.

[@ChristopherCoxFilm]

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH BURNIE and the zombie thing.

[@MeisPip]

***** on*

[@fred15228]

No way

[@ofofob]

I REALLY liked this discussion this week. You guys are great!

[@snowdog1104]

about fucking time

[@RemoteViewerMaori]

I agree

[@turtleburger1120]

Tama Green because we care about your fucking opinion

[@xThelGuardianx]

you know you can go to their website and see it

[@Jex134]

TurtleBurger >video of peoples opinions >complains about peoples opinions >shares opinion by complaining about opinions

[@ProductsForRobots]

xThelGuardianx Most people seem to forget this is the second place they push things to. It's why nothing changes unless the ACTUAL community complains.

[@C0NFLICTED1]

For some reason this episode made me laugh the most out of all of them and I've watched every one

[@NinjaPups]

I wonder if the guys will use Sims 4 for making the four new episodes of Strangerhood since the game comes out in a week :) That would BE cool if they did so.

[@SandwichTits]

i would hope so considering that sims 3 is utter crap. but also maybe that'll make it better? plus the sims 4 wont have as much customization when it comes to furniture and clothing and hair and stuff so who knows.

[@WickedJ133]

***** I haven't played the Sims since 2 but from what i've heard, Sims 4 has done some things that makes it sound like a disaster, customization options have gotten more limited than in 3 in some aspects and whatnot. For example, pools have been completely removed.

[@SandwichTits]

Guybrush Threepwood yeah, thats pretty much right. tbh though pools are kind of useless unless you're more of a house designer in the sims? there isn't much to do in them? i personally never use the pools.

[@surfjacobson1]

*The snail conversation would make the best animated video ever!*

[@TF1Akrata]

oh wow. i accidentally caught this way early

[@KernelMuffin1]

Me too!

[@viktorthecreator4458]

Perfect timing for me, these podcasts are fuel for me to stay up all night because I really don't like lying in bed awake and I don't have a TV or wi-fi (it doesn't reach) in my room.

[@DipolarJet3]

44:51 Snail bet (reminder for myself if I ever want to watch that part again)

[@DDawg32199]

If you think about it, I Am Legend is a vampire movie...

[@KomandantMirko]

and vampires are undead and therefore zombies.

[@RenzPapi]

It is :o

[@danielwahab3470]

***** but vampires usually aren't mindless

[@ThisIsRelevant]

emoup72 they aren't supposed to be mindless, they just cut key scenes from the movie that gave them social groups/structured society. They talked about it once a long time ago on a podcast

[@hellafunny3]

zombies and that's it

[@caster8236]

I love how at 33:21 you really get to see how much everything Gavin says is a puzzle

[@s_o_n5823]

Whos here in 4030?

[@benjaminpattee8011]

Holy shit, matt is finally on another podcast. Today is going to be a good day, I can tell.

[@jjason18795]

RTAA Snail story starts 44:50

[@MurdauDumaw]

Thanks!

[@PresidentPhart]

You da real MVP

[@tromboneking87]

Drinking game: take a shot every time matt looks at gavin with a "what the hell is wrong with you" look on his face.

[@WaterDamagedTextBook]

Im already drunk

[@AfterKai48]

video starts 0:41 My adblock is about to explode from this videos ads...

[@anoxchannel1]

Cry about it.

[@lc7039]

this is the birth of the infamous snail tale

[@ryankelty]

please Jordan animate the snail story XD

[@shadeweave2]

When I did my training, fixing the railway tracks, I did CPR and first aid training, almost every time compression CPR is done the sternum is broken during the compression. Also On my second day of working as a checkout person at my new job an older woman passed out at the end of my checkout, Being prone to panic attacks it really set me off and I'm super glad my supervisor was there and she's first aid trained.

[@xAudacityy]

How much did it cost for the slow mo guys walk-on?

[@mindo61600]

Gavin works for RoosterTeeth/AchievementHunter

[@xAudacityy]

That really isn't what I was asking. Read the question.

[@xAudacityy]

Someone paid to be in a slow mo guys video shoot, how much did it cost for them to be in the video itself (IndieGoGo reward).

[@xAudacityy]

mindo61600 I am not saying that RT paid Gavin to appear on the podcast, I am fully aware that he works for them/is on the podcast all the time, read the fucking question you pleb.

[@NotSus_]

Go fuck yourself San Diego...

[@GhostBear3067]

49:16- Gavin does sort of have a point there. Resent studies of CPR have found that the rescue breaths before the insertion of an advanced airway device, like an ET-tube, are not as useful as previously believed and that chest compressions, while primarily to pump the heart, also does move air so people are moving to a compression only method. Also Burnie, the ratio of compressions to breaths in CPR is 30:2. As for holding your breath when your chest hits something, look up "paper bag syndrome".

[@dannysmith8946]

There are play offs in football (soccer) but it is only for the lower leagues, not the premier league

[@Anaverageguy41]

But you only get in the playoffs if you end up relatively top of the table and the you have to win your game

[@dannysmith8946]

Its usually 2nd to 5th plaxe and they will go into a mini league to gain promotion into the higher division

[@Anaverageguy41]

Danny Smith exactly, Now if only Leeds could get their shit together. Then we'd have 2 world class teams

[@dannysmith8946]

Haha I don't have to worry about getting into the play offs

[@SuperSalvaJor]

And champions league

[@TweekDash]

I'm so excited Gus is into Football now!

[@CoolAsFreya]

Y'know, I think snail in slow motion with a macro and I mean MMAACCCRRROOOOO lense so zoomed in that you can see the muscle movements

[@davidcarlson4958]

+CoolAsFinnBro then pour salt on him....... To far?

[@deepster12]

I'm a big Football/Soccer fan and I think its so awesome how they are discussing it. Especially the premier league.

[@trentcunningham4101]

Dat 2am podcast doe

[@liam7160]

Dat Dang Doe

[@rayquaza000]

liam7160 Dat Dang Got Dat Dat Dang Doe

[@atoz3959]

Much doe

[@rayquaza000]

the doe is strong in this one

[@Skylinearrow]

So my phone has a translate option for your guys' comments. liam7160: That Dang Do. dustin kiryluk: That Got Dat Dang Dang Do That. Rofl.

[@Craftygal1Dgirl]

It makes me so happy knowing Hannah like Rooster Teeth, she's one of my favorite youtubers :)

[@NeonW55]

Damn you roosteteeth for posting late ;_: bye sleep schedule.

[@TheMehhhhhhhh]

The textbook I used in grade 11 and 12 for Film and Television, which was a university level textbook, talked about emerging new forms of media, e.g. animating, machinima etc. and social media. It had a good 3 or 4 pages on Red vs Blue. funnily it is and Australian textbook

[@JJcDAmAn1]

Well basketball has the FIBA World Cup which happens every 4 years if I'm not mistaken..

[@CamsEssnce]

It's not really popular

[@helpimzombified5757]

If that snail isn't animated adventure material I don't know what is lol

[@colethomas5504]

This is where the TikTok trend came from

[@MsPtilopsis]

Re-watching the podcast for background noise while I work and I'm at the part when they talk about college students complaining about how busy they are and I just looked down at my Spanish work that I'd been working on for the past 13 hours and chucked it across the room.

[@zachtaylor1057]

Its 3am, no one reads my comments, I could type anything. Hahaha, I need a life.

[@jajjahshwwguqjq6099]

Rooster teeth executives comedy hour (and a half)!!! Yayayayay!!!!

[@novathedude]

POV: you looked up immortal snail and went to know your meme then found this

[@Luu7cas]

Cheguei aqui exatamente assim também kkkkkdk

[@DaekoTan]

32:42 Human Caterpillar. THE FUCK LOL

[@YoutubeChannel-xs1rv]

hello from 2021, the snail is trending massive on tiktok. goodbye.

[@BreadandFaxes]

As a Marylander I really love that sticker on Burnie's laptop.

[@josephgutman8049]

Put a heavy cup over the snail, problem solved.

[@The3Pandaz]

Gavin starts peeing-THIS ISNT EVEN MY FULL POWER!!!! Uses maximum force

[@Palvinder22]

Their wrong about basketball not having a bigger championship, it's called the FIBA World Cup

[@sjcarvalho555]

Yeah, but no one gives a shit about it. A lot of the players in the USA choose not to participate

[@Heyyjeffrey]

I agree because USA would just own everyone else

[@floresken31]

The only time I feel people care about basketball is I guess.. during the olympics lol

[@mikalculbertson1544]

They're*, learn better grammar

[@Vincisomething]

33:06 Yup, Burnie's right. If you swallowed a marble, that marble isn't in your body. You can't absorb the nutrients that it doesn't have, it just goes straight through. If marbles did have nutrition and you could eat it, the marble (or the marble digested) could be in your body.

[@Zbuuza]

Zombie movie about people who have rabies QUARANTINE. THE MOVIE YOU'RE THINKING OF IS QUARANTINE.

[@Yummygem_]

Also 28 days/weeks later. Not technically rabies but meh, same thing really.

[@Zbuuza]

Pedrothesheep Yeah I get that, but in Quarantine it specifically stated it WAS rabies. xD

[@roxascrunk]

Snail hypothetical BEST EVER. Laughed my ass off. Thanks RT!!