RT Podcast: Ep. 312

The Rooster Teeth Podcast is back in video form! Join us for our episode originally aired on February 23, 2015, sponsored by MeUndies (bit.ly/1AE9Lpq) and Squarespace (bit.ly/1GpLPbo).
This episode features Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman and Burnie Burns.
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[@MrClapTrap]

The fact that Burnie kept a straight face throughout the lead in to the prank at the end is amazing. I would have made myself laugh before spraying it.

[@thenothing2786]

OMG RT Labs! A whole channel of classic RT that I’ve never consumed. Thanks Universe!

[@alexzander7629]

"Owls are not what they seem" Can we talk about that? Does Gavin know something we don't?

[@yogangstaninja]

twin peaks reference

[@lilliann4452]

I swear to god seeing the scent cloud drift over to Gavin's face before he gags and jumps over the couch was the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@thedeltafrog1670]

When Barbra drinks too much, she becomes Barbra Drunkelman

[@pforgottonsoul]

god dammit barb!

[@sutterbreaux367]

BOO! Get off the stage.

[@TheYamyamz]

Barbara*

[@redpikachu84]

'Beerbra' drunkleman

[@BiggsBababooey]

patrick watkins Barb* damnit barb!

[@oracle3366]

Someday, I'm going to install cameras in my house, padlock any way to get outside, and rufi myself.

[@TheTheode]

Elaborate

[@lordgrin4917]

***** Yeah I love how he skips, the whole I probably was raped part.

[@AlliArt15]

***** Well, its possible he went into the bathroom and just forgot. Most people don't remember the moments before passing out. Although what he described was pretty weird.

[@BoolyK]

These comments are so well developed and educated

[@AlliArt15]

MrAngelBitchez I don't know about everywhere but drugs was one of the fundamentals in the teachings here in America. So, at least at my school, we learned a lot about the different date rape drugs.

[@MirroredReality]

"This one smells like puke" **Gavin proceeds to lean in to smell it anyway** *slow clap*

[@agenttennessee]

He was tricked. Burnie brought up cotton candy first which caused Gavin to lean in then he said puke at the last second and by then it was too late.

[@drusbasky]

Hey gav you know how I have that cologne that smells like grass and stuff well do they have cotton candy in England... Cause this one smells like puke.

[@jonnyzee7192]

My favourite part!

[@ILYSNAF]

MirroredReality Come on give Gavin a break.The signal has to travel through his nose before his brain can process that information. x3

[@crewbitt]

*click on description* "This episode features Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman and Burnie Burns." The gang's all here... Yesssss.

[@xHami97]

22:00 weird to hear them talk about wireless earbuds while I’m currently listening to this through my AirPods

[@yoyoyo25581]

I was just thinking the same thing haha

[@PatrickChmara]

Gavin is dropping so many awesome Twin Peaks references recently

[@dudeitsannaagain]

What's that?

[@lazrbare]

dudeitsannaagain I think he's referring to David Lynch's Twin Peaks. It's a surrealist TV series. I haven't watched it myself, but I have seen Mulholland Dr. which is a another one of David Fincher's surrealist works. Also Czech out Eraserhead while you're at it.

[@Annab0nana]

lazrbare I don't really watch TV. and I didn't really hear any references, so I was just curious. Thanks, though.

[@lazrbare]

***** mhm.

[@jordanwight1]

lazrbare david lynch*

[@zorrothemacho]

1:09:00 best part of the podcast.

[@apolloptx]

51:20 - 51:35 = BEST MOMENT OF THE PODCAST. Gus' lines are sooooo good. And the way he says "I've felt the rush of warm air before" and immediately takes a sip - fucking gold.

[@JeskidoYT]

Hold on to your seats everyone! The ending is the best!

[@ImPandazFx]

I may stay on seat, but my socks may be knocked off

[@IronPiedmont]

Jake Sinnamon I'm not wearing any socks.

[@ILYSNAF]

***** I'm not sitting in a seat.

[@david77nathangmail]

I am really happy about this podcast for a couple of reasons. 1. I feel like this is who the podcast really should be. And 2. They just do not have a filter. One of the best podcast for a long time.

[@S0RGEx]

I love how casually Barbara responds to sexual or private questions. Whether she's being serious or not, she just doesn't give a fuck and it's awesome. And I think rainbows are circular or elliptical shaped, so there technically is no end to a rainbow. Man, this comment just keeps getting longer and longer. Also wanted to say, this was probably one of the funniest podcasts in a long time. Every part of it was great.

[@TheYamyamz]

She is the kind of woman that men want

[@Fantastic21AJ]

WilliamLordPiggeh Yeah its why Gavin hasent wanted her.

[@ZachATank]

Fantastic21AJ What?

[@TheYamyamz]

ZachATank Because Gavin is a woman

[@ZachATank]

WilliamLordPiggeh A women with their Nob always out xD

[@nervoushabit4634]

"Do they make little Bluetooth earbuds?" My God how time flies....I got old and didn't even realize my youth passed by. This aired when I was 25...

[@lettucetim]

I love rewatching these

[@slab4unicorns]

This has got to be my most favorite podcast of theirs in awhile. The ending is just 👌👌👌

[@DerekPetersonLives]

This might be the funniest single podcast I've ever listened to!

[@thecourierNCR]

Fucking bronies are everywhere...

[@DerekPetersonLives]

So why am I the one getting bitched at if there are so many of us? Must be the fact season 5 is coming out soon, the hate is regrouping in the south :P

[@What-sf5ey]

Vincent Medina y ye do dis?

[@devilchild1393]

+Bruce Wayne shut up and get off yt if you don't like them

[@Jaru]

Gavin was right about the rainbows though at the end. There is no end of a rainbow cause if you move the rainbow moves with you. Its your eye that is seeing where the rainbow is so thats the reference point lol props to Gavin for actually getting a fact right even though he said it oddly

[@drewbridger]

That was easily the best exit to a podcast the team have ever done! Had me crying with laughter!

[@jreid425]

"Nobody in the world drinks more than fucking comedians" - Burnie, come to Ireland. Your eyes will be opened 

[@MrPureMatty]

what about irish comedians

[@AceandDuce]

^strangely don't drink

[@TheYamyamz]

I don't drink

[@alphamike_]

In Soviet Russia Vodka drinks you

[@Tzukaikari]

WilliamLordPiggeh no one asked you.

[@derrickwhite3207]

This is my favorite podcast of all time. I watch it once a month.

[@Jaru]

Barb seems so relaxed in this lol to cool to care Barbara is too cool ;D

[@Waas]

The Andy appearance was the best I've seen in ages.

[@99kely]

That ending was just amazing XD

[@ChrisBradel]

The ending was the best misdirection I've ever seen in my life. Burnie couldn't haven't played that off more perfectly.

[@Stars29fan]

Its 9:30 on my 21st birthday, most people would be drinking. Im eating cereal watching the RT podcast.....still pretty happy.

[@MilquetoastJJ]

40:57 I love the way she says "maybe you'll move it and scratch inside" it almost sounds like a suggestion or something haha

[@forrest3810]

One of the best endings to a podcast ever!

[@undeadsoldier4239]

Gavin yelling its in my nose at the end was freakin hilarious!!!!!

[@JudgementPlays]

"Now do a pleasure baby."

[@442avenger]

i was watching tbis and i got to the part where barbara says "one time someone farted in my face" and right at the moment she finished her sentence the video went to an ad and i could not stop laughing

[@135mikerules23]

Barbra: (muffled)"Why did you do it in front of my face?! Gavin: (Background) "IT'S IN MY NOSE!!! What an end to a great podcast.

[@BasileusOmniworks028]

This was the best podcast I've ever had the pleasure to giggle uncontrollably at.

[@CattGale]

I can't find a video of Andrew Blanchard doing his sex noise both on podcast and his stream at the same time. It made me sad.

[@HzWyrdo]

That sleeping part quite literally had me in tears. x)

[@PENGUlN124]

i dont get why Gus got so mad and defensive at the end... Gavin was actually right (for once). there is no "end of the rainbow". you cant have the end of the rainbow right in front of you...

[@lordgrin4917]

Well they think he is stupid most of the time because he can say some really stupid shit, but he is also right alot of times as well. Gavin is the stupidest smart person I know. lol

[@DallusDaPwnage]

Rogue Cheney Lol Gavin is smarter then most of us, he's just shit at wording sentences.

[@TheUniverseSurfer]

Ya. It was funny how everyone thought that Gavin laughing at Gus was so ridiculous but he had every reason to. Gus doesn't realize that a rainbow is not actually a physical thing. So when he was saying a big real rainbow and Gavin was laughing it was because Gus doesn't understand the concept and Gavin just thought "he's a right mug".

[@awesomeninjachicken]

I like how people think Gus actually thought a rainbow is a physical thing… from the way it sounded, Gus sounded like he had a point… he was trying to get Gavin to answer "No, I have not seen the end of a rainbow." For what reason I do not know… but I'm disappointed that it didn't happen…

[@PENGUlN124]

awesomeninjachicken but gavin did answer no.

[@TeamLRNE]

By far the best podcast line up!!! :)

[@shadowlinkish]

Barbara: I always sleep naked, yeah. Gavin: ...

[@RedJLP]

39:20 (maybe go back a bit if you want context. Otherwise, you can thank me later)

[@Lautrec608]

I love that these guys are back on all the time

[@homelespenguin]

pleasure baby t-shirt incoming!

[@bradycraft95]

This is by far my favorite podcast

[@NinjaPups]

One of the best podcasts in a while haha :)

[@haroldgarrett2932]

Gus seems so happy in this podcast. It's great.

[@NotAGrabbaghoul]

#GusSorolaForSpiderMan #BurnieForPunisher #BarbaraForCaptainMarvel #GusForSquirrelGirl RT should do something were they all be Marvel heroes/Avengers. This is who I'd want them to be fr fr. Who would you want RT staff to play in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

[@FerrariTeddy]

FINNALY! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PERFECT PODCAST!!!! NO CLICKBAIT THUMBNAIL, THE OG CREW, THE COMMENT SECTION ISNT A BUNCH OF NECKBEARDS AND BRONIES CRYING ABOUT THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED THINGS ITS JUST A PERFECT PODCAST WITH NOTHING WRONG AND EVERYTHING ROGHT! I NEEDED THIS, AND IT CAME! THANK YOU RT THANK YOU SO MUCH! YAY!

[@mattshnoop]

Haha "Do they make bluetooth earbuds?" If only they knew :')

[@Kevin-nj5ym]

I don't normally bust out laughing, but when Burnie made the comment about Andy about his sex noise, I lost it.

[@aMutual]

Wow. Only just now it hit me why Gavin said 'I'm feeling lucky!' for 'Gavin or Google'. I thought it was just some cliche trivia show line that he thought on the spot.

[@jackedwards6130]

Is it me or are these the best podcasts, when it's Gus, Gav, Barbara, Burnie and Gus?

[@yourunclesteve3315]

Boy am I glad that they didn't put a "bait-click" thumbnail this time. I watched the sea level rise from all the little boys tears XD

[@majoraswrath1417]

I love how the thumbnail to this podcast, which is usually either an interesting graphic, or a title for the discussion, is who I assume is Gavin vaulting over the couch. Love it.

[@AtlasJKB]

Over 1 year later and pleasure baby is not registered.

[@pinoytrash]

andy's "oh sure" will never not making me burst out laughing

[@JonSnow-sc9sd]

As an audio listener I had no idea what was going on and was forced to come here to check

[@sum12merkwith]

Jon Snow I literally did the same thing. I was at work so i took a screenshot of the podcast number and as soon as i got home i had to watch it.

[@JonSnow-sc9sd]

sum12merkwith yeah they need to be more aware of this. Audio is what got there podcast on the map they havent been doing a consistent video podcast for nearly as long

[@Mr724random]

+Jon Snow Most of the time they inform audio listeners what's going on but it was the very end so they didn't.

[@riley6573]

Best podcast in a long time, holy crap.

[@InquisitorCorax]

i have a friend who is also half mexican, also born in texas, and he has the same acidic sweat. so now i am frightened

[@sourseff]

I was drinking water and snickered at one point, but unfortunately? I choked, had a coughing, then vomiting fit and I couldn't breathe. So near death experience makes this video an A++

[@extrad0g651]

I feel like Gus doesn't know how Rainbows work.

[@S54Smoke]

I love Burnie's laugh at the very end.

[@zackgerken5814]

does squarespace use squarespace to release new versions of its website..?

[@AgentZombieMan]

That may have been the best Burnie Prank ever

[@lanzend101]

I love how hard Gavin was trying to get Barb to make sexy noises! Good on ya mate!!

[@TheRyhno8179]

Gus's laugh at the end of the podcast might have been the funniest part of this episode.

[@theUSpopulation]

Is there a link to Andy's stream?

[@seckintoksoz]

Laughed soo hard at the end now i have hiccups :P

[@BobThePineapple]

can anyone link me to the past broadcast of the stream andy did while doing the voice?

[@FerrariTeddy]

He said on a reddit thread about the whole thing that it wasnt recorded. So we will never see that stream and it will be forever a mystery to everyone who wasnt a whitness.

[@BobThePineapple]

ferrariteddy holy crap that was depressing dude D:

[@letsgokevsto]

Burnie did some sweet acting to get Gavin to smell that spray. What a LEGEND.

[@MadDogLuigi]

I'm just wondering, what ever happened to JJ and Kara? I usually don't see them.

[@xay2cupz642]

JJ left and i think kara is laying low from the fappening incident

[@CupcakesandChaos]

Xavier Jones what was the fappening incident?

[@CupcakesandChaos]

Xavier Jones Oh no (thanks for the quick reply man)

[@thallh]

Aww, poor Kara. How does that even happen?

[@MadDogLuigi]

Oh shit.... You ain't lying about the leaks.. o.o

[@GhostBear3067]

About people getting stuck together during intimate moments: My grandfather was a dentist and one time he put braces on a guy and a girl he knew were romantically involved and so specifically warned the couple to no be too vigorous in their kissing. Later on the pair came back for braces repairs... because their faces were stuck together since their braces had become tangled. My grandfather spent the entire procedure of untangling them saying he warned them to be careful.

[@TheOminousShark]

They hopped around to so many different conversations on this podcast, scheduling, to drinking, to underwear and to sex and then to the funny ending!

[@Total0Reverse]

I like how that one person casually helped the sound guy in the booth. The music is a little quiet at the end, and he's messing with the sliders, and then the other person just comes over and turns it up a lot.

[@Jiyko]

Gavin "Do a pleasure baby" Free

[@waterwind2266]

I watched just the last minute of this, because I didn't understand it when I listened to the audio podcast. I was not disappointed.

[@dudeitsannaagain]

I have an iPhone 4 still... Am I the only one?

[@cameronjwsugden]

I'm watching this on my iPhone 4

[@MZwarhawk]

IPhones suck

[@XxTotalApexX]

Just upgraded from the 4

[@missileniall25]

i have a 4s

[@Anderslaw]

Unbreakable Samsung bitch!

[@jake7323]

HAPPY 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF PODCAST! i havent missed one!

[@oracle3366]

All this talk about getting comfortable enough with your partner to fart on each other... Meg must really be jealous of what Geoff and Gavin have if that's a factor.

[@muff5442]

Best ending to a podcast. 10/10 Roosterteeth!

[@NotSergio_]

Anyone just here for the ending? :D

[@SHodges3]

The last 3 minutes of the Podcast made it for me. Hilarious!

[@theZbanana]

I love how quickly Andy did the sex noise. Does anyone know where I can find the stream he did it during?

[@whatevervideos542635]

we need a Gavin and Barbra asmr channel

[@kelticsage]

For gavin's hearing theory, completely incorrect you position where a sound is coming from based on volume, not speed of sound... Lol.

[@Glasgow_kiss]

wrong

[@Da_Ninanator]

Something can be the same volume from far away as up close

[@kelticsage]

loudness differential between ears, common sense

[@kelticsage]

your brain measures the difference in the sounds between both ears, it is never the same volume unless directly in front of you

[@funster5031]

***** there is also a timing thing. if I am at your right side. I will also be louder in your right ear. but there would be a slight lag in your left ear because it has to travel over.

[@chaoticnachos380]

I guess I just really miss them

[@BUNKTheHero]

how has this only been up for 1 min and people have already liked it. Shows how many people blindly like material based on its creators

[@cassandragrace4104]

I saw this comment then instantly liked the video.

[@HighlandCutty]

Any thing you say literally means nothing as you are one of those "first" people.

[@DaPopeANata]

Or they have liked most or perhaps every podcast they've ever watched, so liking before watching is a fairly safe assumption.

[@josephbelton1890]

does it help that I never like or dislike a video whether I found good or bad. I just watch it for entertainment

[@DioxideCad]

Best ending ever. Flawless

[@jediyoshi64]

I just wanted to say thanks for changing back the thumbnails. The quality of content that typically goes into videos with that style of thumbnail isn't something I thought Rooster Teeth would want to associate with. It's not something I want to associate with, and it was frankly embarrassing to see last week's thumbnail in my subscription box. If it was here again this week, I would have seriously considered unsubscribing.

[@jediyoshi64]

Yeah, I would. If I have to look at a bad thumbnail every time I'm on KZbin, regardless of whether I even watch that video, then I'm unsubscribing so I don't have to look at it any more.

[@jamesadams5477]

regardless of their 10+ years of constant Roosterteeth entertainment, you'd want to unsubscribe because they made a damn graphic thumbnail?

[@jediyoshi64]

Again, yes. I would. I've been a Rooster Teeth fan for almost ten years, but if they're going to make me look at crap if I'm subscribed, then I won't be subscribed. It's not difficult to learn the schedules for their best shows and just watch on the website, where they come out first anyway.

[@masterz58]

jediyoshi64 You seem like a type of person would break up with someone if they did something small that would annoy you

[@kalebsakaras4283]

jediyoshi64 How would it make *you* look like crap, do people judge you based on the thumbnails in your sub box? If you've been a fan for almost 10 years and were going to unsub due to a thumbnail then that shows what kind of "fan" you are

[@SylviiTea]

"Like a big real Rainbow..." I want that as a shirt xD

[@gameofthronespembrokeshire2718]

Wish they hadn't cut back to the dummies in the control room at the end :p

[@mendvza]

Those "dummies" work on the technical side of the podcast. Camera, audio, the stream, etc.

[@gameofthronespembrokeshire2718]

You'd hope they'd know when to keep the camera on what we WANT to see then.

[@sayest]

This isn't a new thing? It's just the guys getting up to leave the set, you aren't missing anything

[@gameofthronespembrokeshire2718]

Have you not seen the ending yet? Gavin was still parading around the set and it was gold!

[@TheYamyamz]

Foo fighters is a good band

[@choybo1]

wow... as soon as i clicked the youtube home button after watching this video... the RT Labs Binaural vid popped up as suggested videos which was exactly what i was about to look for...

[@senpaisama1497]

I love Gus but I always found Gus to be more funnier than Gus

[@kscopz]

glad to see the regular thumbnails back :D

[@JustHalo]

First! *If you ain't first, your last*

[@JustHalo]

*If you ain't first, your last*

[@minimite9493]

It's a movie reverence, dumbass.

[@JustHalo]

Elijah Carr Shake and bake baby, Shake and bake

[@Dangerwiggles]

CraftMaster wrong, I corrected spelling, not grammar

[@Green-ug3jt]

MCTaezer You are a gentleman of the highest class for admitting that.

[@kevindarkstead8707]

Cheers to another grand podcast RT. Here's to many more, yeah?

[@SSIILLIE]

Who is a horrible drunk??? My abusive father

[@thecourierNCR]

mine is dead... :(

[@SSIILLIE]

Bruce Wayne Lol

[@chemicaluggernaut960]

What kind of sick, facetious joke is that?

[@SSIILLIE]

Chemica Luggernaut The kind you think it is?

[@Mr724random]

It was a pretty good joke.

[@AMorrell14]

40:00 minute mark is gold. Pure gold.

[@hunter10291]

anyone have the link to Andy's stream

[@devinrosewarne1041]

My favorite podcast members. Yay!

[@gonzalod6374]

guys i just found the best thing ever!!!!!! put the speed at .50 and they sound drunk!!!! Try IT!!!!!

[@morgansearle3912]

That bait-and-switch deserves an award.