RT Podcast: Ep. 324

The Rooster Teeth Podcast is back in video form! Join us for our episode originally aired on May 18, 2015, sponsored by Naturebox (bit.ly/1RG0Psy) and Trunk Club (bit.ly/1IImlu7 ).
This episode features Gus Sorola, Brandon Farmahini, Blaine Gibson, and Burnie Burns.
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[@miniroid7]

Every time Blaine brings up girls or the gym take a shot.

[@dr.richarddicknificentm.d.5532]

Trygve Germo No you become Geoff.

[@TheBigDean18]

Knick Knack Paddy Whack Give the dog a bone

[@IsaiahFitts]

But I don't wanna die :c

[@jonasgrant]

+Knick Knack Paddy Whack Iv no t as think as zu drunlk I am... I am not as drink as zu trunk I am... I'm not as drunk as you think you are... I... Ned a ZzZzzZ

[@Scottsdaleofficesteve]

I dont think you can play the Joker poorly...Boy that take didnt age well

[@IPwnNewblets]

My most favorite of podcasts! Thanks for helping me wind down after work everyone, I love you!

[@DeltaOmegaX]

"You know what it's like when you get your hands mixed up?" - Blained It! 49:40

[@procrastinateALLday]

Delta Omega Zayned it!

[@Kamikazeconman]

I understand what he meant, like when you want eat something in hand and put something on away. You try eatting the thing you tried putting down and/or vice versa before you realize your mistake.

[@tylerlongman8179]

f*** Apple they never come up with their own ideas they have to steal it from Samsung

[@SacredTube]

"I am surprisingly athletic"...... entire control room laughs lol

[@drusbasky]

the laugh take was the best thing ever 1:18:16

[@jasonsnider3133]

I'm loving the new thumbnails. The selfie debate and now this. The cuts of their faces and the most memorable topic. It's very endearing. Keep it up!

[@messynessie4417]

The last topic (deposits under 10,000 bucks): banks need to report single deposits of over $10,000. Criminal organizations know this, and they often move money by making large deposits just below this threshold. Now, a small business may make cash deposits of several thousand dollars every few days; even though all the deposits are below 10 grand, a steady pattern of large-figure deposits must also be reported by the bank to the government as "suspicious." The accounts will then be frozen until they determine that you're not a criminal. It's large CASH deposits that you would need to be careful about. It doesn't apply to things like payroll checks.

[@19maurice66]

You are allowed to shoot someone parachuting down if you believe their intention is to attack, but you aren't allowed to shoot them if they're parachuting to safety (i.e their plane was shot down). My dad worked in the Hague on the Bosnian war crimes tribunal so he's a fairly reliable source.

[@Fangsフ]

Snipers do have to take into account the Coriolis effect, however it only really makes a distance at either extreme ranges or extremely precise shots at long ranges.

[@DeliveryMcGee]

Wikipedia sez: "Attacking enemy troops while they are being deployed by way of a parachute is not a war crime. However, Protocol I, Article 42 of the Geneva Conventions explicitly forbids attacking parachutists who eject from disabled aircraft." The former are combat troops and thus fair game; the latter have abandoned their weapon -- the plane -- and are assumed to be POWs-in-waiting.

[@Sheriff-Karstonian]

When Burnie said LAST dialogue for RVB 13, he really meant LAST dialogue

[@EvanTisby]

Gus's burn on Blaine and Blaine's reaction was priceless! XD

[@TheBaconBiscuit]

Ah sweet, love when i jump on to check for a podcast and it was posted 29 seconds ago. Nice.

[@AnarchyintheUK1]

100% with Burnie on the Joker thing. Like give it a god damn chance. Have a opinion of course, but at the end of it all, remember there's plenty we're not seeing/hearing/etc.

[@alecstewart212]

Andy Emmerson People just something to complain about. But for all of you whom are bitching about Jared Leto as The Joker: Heath Ledger is dead get over it, you can't judge Leto's performance (THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET) based off of two photos and the fact he has tattoos, give him a chance, and stfu because I eventually want a Suicide Squad movie.

[@TheYamyamz]

The new Joker looks horrible

[@TheYamyamz]

RockZombieIAm He looks like a wuss compared to Ledger

[@misterdirtyharry]

Andy Emmerson Most people had a good reaction when they found out Leto was going to play the part, it was just that image they released with all the stupid tattoos that pissed people off. The design fine on it's own but the tattoos are pretty dumb.

[@Lari_A]

People hated Heath Ledger when he was announced to be the new joker and look what happened. Leto is a very very good actor, if anything people shouldn't hate on him but on the design or makeup team k

[@100blueeyedboy]

The Joker works in Batman because they're opposites. Bats is dark, serious, dangerous. Joker is bright colours, everything is funny to him and half his arsenal is gag weapons. Bats works in the shadows, Joker craves an audience. Bats hides his face, Joker plasters his all across Gotham. that's why he works against Batman and no-one else.

[@ArcGG]

I secretly enjoy mad Gus LOL

[@TheYamyamz]

I publicly enjoy mad Gus. and that's not even his final form

[@iMaCH]

Arc520 not so secret any more

[@1Hawk2Hawks]

Arc520 everyone secretly enjoys mad Gus

[@KateHedgehog57]

I know that this is quite a while after the recording, but Milk Snakes are the ones that look like Coral Snakes. King Snakes have a similar appearance, but not similar markings. I worked in a pet shop that carried king snakes and milk snakes, and the milk snakes were always kind of to themselves, but the king snakes are amazing. If I was holding this one king snake and opened my mouth really wide, it would poke it's little head in, sniff around, not touch anything at all. Unbelievably smart animals. It did that even with it's owners when they came and purchased him :) That being said, I am seriously in love with these Podcasts. I usually multitask while watching/listening to them and it makes monotonous tasks MUCH more enjoyable. You guys are amazing, I'm really happy that you've lasted so long and I hope you last even longer.

[@xSkuaa]

Im in high school and still play kickball in gym!

[@CurlyFreys]

xSkua Was just about to say that! Well, I'm not in high school anymore, but when I was, we played it all the time.

[@ItsMeDWC]

It's an attempt to get the non athletes to participate.

[@thehermitman2701]

xSkua I remember it was the game of choice in elementary school.

[@tlm9819]

Yup me too

[@dr.richarddicknificentm.d.5532]

xSkua Kickball is lame as hell, but people still somehow like it during gym.

[@IGame4Charity]

Rats are absolutely pets, Have had a few my self.

[@joshuaburnett2634]

IGame4Charity I have 5 currently.

[@IGame4Charity]

Joshua Burnett They are awesome, Mine use to play with our cats cause our cats gave zero fucks about them lol

[@joshuaburnett2634]

sounds like my cat, though he actually runs away more often than not...

[@Zichu]

IGame4Charity I started off with 3 rats a few years ago, didn't have 100% knowledge on them. They got quite chubby, which made it hard for them to move about. The one had a mammory tumor, decided to put her down because it got so big. The operation was expensive as hell to remove it and it just wasn't fair on her. The other one just completely lost it, she might have had a stroke. Just one day she started flailing about in her cage and couldn't walk at all. Put her down that same day. The other one we put down when she was about a year old, she just lost function of her paws. Couldn't pick up food properly or eat, might have been a brain tumor. During this same time we were given a rat from my brother's, work colleagues sister. She had to have her eye sown up because it was damaged in a fight. She was very timid to begin with and didn't like socializing, but she came around after a while. When those two older rats had been put down, this one was left on her own. Decided to go to the nearest store where they sold pets. They had 3 rats, 1 fancy and two dumbo. Took all 3, so then we had 4 rats. Again, the one we were given had trouble socializing with new rats, so again, it took time to introduce them and get them all used to each other. They loved each other after that. Had to put that one down, she might have had pneumonia, breathing was terrible, lost so much energy. Broke my heart seeing her. We still have the 3 young ones, they're about a year old now. Very slim, fast, agile and lovely rats. The one thing people comment on are their tails, but they are awesome pets to have. They lick you to death. The one loves climbing onto my shoulder and sticking her nose in my ear, grooming my head and sticks her nose my nose. Shes crazy.

[@joshuaburnett2634]

***** Damn dude, that sucks. We had a huge rat a few years ago, as big as a hand, he had no issue and died of old age.

[@SDW175]

Rats are cool as pets. Scariest monster to find in the basement? A person

[@shauntonesify]

When burnie was talking about how the soldiers would run on the others Parachutes, they train you to do that in Airborne school, at least when I went. Its a terrifying feeling becuase you do start falling at a higher rate and you can feel it. and when you snipe you DO take in account the earth, but its such a small calculation it wont take you shot off that far.

[@SicEmPride]

New T-Shirt idea Risemonger! "Every movie would be better with a T-Rex in it." - Burnie Burns.

[@accounttwo5144]

Podcast did not show up on my sub feed :(

[@SirGeraltMC]

Remmer Kay i refreshed page and it wasnt there, comes back 2 min later refreshes again "oh hey podcast"

[@TheYamyamz]

I feel you bro I feel you

[@Xenunnaki]

Remmer Kay Every week it's * no podcast - refresh page - no podcast - refresh page - no podcast - refresh page - podcast uploaded 37 minutes ago "BULLSHIT! YOU LIE!"

[@EskimoCreamKing]

XenuLies You guys do realise you can just check the channel for their uploads right?

[@SirGeraltMC]

TilikumMusic aint no body got time for dat!

[@hunterberg7027]

Feels like going to sleep to RT podcast, clicks new video, view count is 420, smiles and stares for like 5 minutes, then returns to normal life.

[@360thechamp]

Gus is like a father to the rest of the RT employees!

[@KLor12]

Thats a closet. Go out the door LOL. Had me in tears

[@uba754]

Hugely support the idea of a weekly podcast let's play. If only to get more Gus on the channel xD

[@Canble324]

Thank GOD this came out when it did, REALLY needed something to listen to while I cleaned my room

[@hyttennis]

Can't wait for the couples Let's Play. Hopefully it'll become a series in it's own right!

[@SlipperyRowden]

Gus absolutely read my mind, with the Abe Simpson comment, when they were talking about Tinder

[@nas1479]

32:30 My great grandfather was a paratrooper in WW2 and he told me when they got close to the ground they had to look at their parachutes to determine how hard they were going to land because they were getting holes in them from being shot at.

[@TruIQ]

God dammit. It's finals week and I need to study for my test but this roosterteeth podcast will ruin my chances of passing. God dammit, Oh well It's roosterteeth. Totally worth getting an F on. Who's with me?

[@adambyrne7795]

I love how Burnie still has the cat sticker on his Mac. :3

[@JolloFan619]

"There's literally never been a bad Joker." *cough* Brent Spiner *cough*

[@TheYamyamz]

Who?

[@JohnnyRetro64]

JolloFan619 Shout out to Young Justice great show bad joker

[@gabba1gabba1hey]

WilliamLordPiggeh MIKE JONES

[@fenster666]

JolloFan619 I wasn't crazy about John Dimaggio.

[@BitterSweetAerith]

God damn it, Jollo.

[@pisgood]

Looking around on youtube for something to do? Remembers RT Podcast Posted seven minutes ago. Fucking yes.

[@BrolanTravels]

1:32:50 Oh my God that's my hometown. I cannot believe freaking Barrie, Ontario just got a shoutout on the RT podcast.

[@Dragondude2525]

Toronto does have a lot of crazies. I love just people watching and really getting to see how crazy they can be! On the bus or subway that's where you find loads of crazies!

[@dannydarkspace]

Burnie's right Gus! We want streamlined podcasts on KZbin the week they're made! I don't particularly like having to go on to the RT site on my Xbox One but KZbin is ridiculously easy...

[@TJGames97]

Where's Gavvyboy? -Micoo

[@turtleman2443]

FUT/MUT Man Gavin died....

[@xWagnerPlaguesx]

FUT/MUT Man he was in england when this was recorded.

[@turtleman2443]

Kevin Kennedy Too soon im sorry.

[@paulward3019]

Kevin Kennedy (sob) Why did Ray have to go!?!?!?!?! :(

[@TJGames97]

The feels in this reply section get me real good :( haha

[@KekiTheEvee]

When i was a child i had sleep paralysis while being face-down in the pillow and i screamed my lungs out because i was so scared. nobody believed me, maybe i imagined it all.. but i definetly had sleep paralysis very often, especially as a little child.

[@iiGingiey]

Quick question, is anyone else having problems where youtube just shits all over it's self? the video lags, the video desyncs from the audio and stuff like that or is it just my laptop?

[@LewDawg46]

Most people have this problem one time or another

[@iiGingiey]

It happening a lot and when I go full screen and the Video say "OHHH I wanna be 720P... 60 frames, I can handle that"

[@danieljones2662]

No mine does too

[@jjmello23]

It fixes for me when i change the quality of the video.

[@iiGingiey]

Hingle McCringleberry No my internet if fine it's more likely the laptop I know

[@shawnbyrne4809]

This was a good podcast

[@fangk12345]

shawn byrne how would you know?

[@angrybusinessmankillingthe6343]

fangk12345 He couldn't think of anything else to say without risk of not being one of the first comments.

[@maxus1221]

fangk12345 He might have seen the stream.

[@fangk12345]

maxus1221 thats true but why post that comment here? it brings no disscussion.

[@SirLionel13]

Yes, bring back the Podcast LPs!

[@masonbeeman6271]

I used to hate podcast but then i started to watch them more and they became really interesting

[@YaBrodieX]

When they were talking about the prank shows the first thing that popped into my head was that "I'M TYRONE" guy lol

[@cjthegreat805]

My scariest moment was sleep paralysis as well but I saw a darker than average shadow in my room looking over me, I thought it was death. Beforehand I have never heard of sleep paralysis and ive been terrified of pitch black environments ever since.

[@mooncow333]

23:23 Bernie covers up almost giving massive spoilers for rvb13 really smoothly

[@Brinean]

the story at 1:32:42 is from my hometown! So crazy hearing about it on the podcast!

[@SolemnNinja]

This was uploaded on my birthday Always wanted to do that:-)

[@cravinpineapple]

***** HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDOM PERSON ON THE INTERNET.

[@frodofredo7747]

NO WAY!! Blaine just mentioned Owasso Oklahoma! That's insane! I'm going nuts, that makes the podcast so much more real/relatable to me. I live in collinsville, right next to owasso, and just Woah! That's awesome

[@krockroach9533]

UNPOPULAR OPNION TIME: this is the best podcast group.

[@krockroach9533]

based

[@juliavstheworld]

i love brandon so much, he is so great

[@wolfspider64]

Can confirm: Just bought new clothes for a job and found one shirt I liked and got the same shirt in 4 colors.

[@Mrwoopwoop]

A child's game? My school played kickball all the way through high school. It was our favorite, because, we all got to fuck around and chuck a ball at each others faces!

[@jeremymiller970]

Brandon- "I'm surprisingly athletic." Whatever you say.

[@thomashudson4594]

Favorite podcast to date

[@thomashudson4594]

For the first half at lead

[@MrBlitzballer]

1:18:11 for the laughter.

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

When Brandon said "Paula's family's in town" I heard "Paul Stanley's in town" and took me a while to really understand what was happening since nothing they were talking about had to do with KISS...

[@jambihd]

I never thought the day would come when Burnie mentions the name of my hometown 1:33:00

[@SirGeraltMC]

28:45 Burnie: Death date, August, 17 My Mind: Hey that is my birthday! Yay!

[@Coolgamer484]

Japanese Death Row people aren't told when they're execution date is, so they just wake up every day wondering if it will be their last.

[@Olenh]

why is the podcast locked up on me? i fell asleep watching some of it last night and now that i go back to watch it, its loaded at the 1 hour 36 minute mark, but is a black screen, no time running, and i cant click the video bar to start it over, so its locked up completely...dafuq youtube.

[@Munushew]

Love how Burnies glasses don't have lenses in them

[@themarkhay]

you just killed a bit of my childhood with that Milo and Otis thing

[@Synfaxed]

God. I got scared when the picture of the Joker poped up. Jeess!!

[@caitye3762]

Honestly as Gus was reading the Nature Box stuff I was eating a Hostess Zinger. Yup, so healthy.

[@vanessakelly9957]

Totally went back and watched the episode of Immersion with pube cam. It's so noticeable hahaha

[@southsidestunts5472]

when you're watching this in 2016 and Blane says "silverback" and all you can think about is harambe

[@theghostedflame2690]

Yes the rotation of the earth would effect a round fired from a high powered rifle, but only if they are firing at distances like a mile or more.

[@LizzyLikeARock]

Rats can absolutely be pets. I've had pet rats for years. They are fairly smart and extremely affectionate.

[@josephwilding5142]

Hearing about the kids lost in a bush is weird considering i live half an hour from barrie and i never heard of it lol

[@ForgeCrow]

I watched half the podcast then left to do something, load up the video again and its stuck at the previous time. Its a black screen and nothing will load, and I can't change the time or play/pause because only the pause icon appears. Whats happening?

[@LewDawg46]

Your computer or other device sucks shit that's what happened

[@ForgeCrow]

My computer is fine dickwad.

[@Omgimsocool413]

If you're on mobile, go to the video settings and select 720 or auto (whichever you're not on.)

[@katthemischievous2167]

The thing about feeling others pain reminded me about people that put toothpicks under their toenails and kick a wall

[@matthewmarkham5096]

Wooo more podcast lets plays!

[@Spctr0m]

I would just like too say thank you. I had been avoiding talking with my now ex-girlfriend for awhile hoping the feeling would pass, but after hearing your guys talk about relationships I realized that I needed too have that talk as I was avoiding the issue. She was lovely and the nicest person I have ever met, but it just was not working for me and I had too end things. So thank you guys for giving me the courage to do so, and keep up the good work, you guys make me laugh a lot so keep on keeping on!

[@SuperCrippledGamer]

Isn't RvB already on KZbin? I'm confused by their statement? :/

[@TheSnowmenKing]

For the first time it is on at the same time as on the website

[@loganbanks4224]

Crippled Gamer The new episodes will be released on KZbin at the same time that they will release the episodes on the RT website.

[@raptureraven]

Gus says Thee-ayter. Every. Damn. Time.

[@cptjackfan]

They had us playing kickball in PE in High School.

[@thierryman]

Pause at 21:42 for the most perfect shot of the podcast

[@arcadedomination8006]

5:25 Best Gus moment ever...

[@lore5585]

Kickball, it's timeless, i'm in high school and I still play it

[@lifeiscrap103]

10:58 "The Joker is a really shitty character." 12:07 "The Joker is an amazing character." Which one is it, Burnie?

[@jacobwhyte7267]

Sometimes, when I'm going to sleep, my body falls asleep before my mind so I'm just sitting there paralyzed for about 15 seconds. The best part is that it's happened so much that I'm just likesl "come on mind, I need to get to sleep, stop screwing around"

[@Hoontor]

I played Kickball in Highschool, It was called 8 base 2 laps for a score.

[@Decaf.]

"ugh he looks like me" GD i was drinking and nearly died

[@emilyrose2175]

I'm in high school and I'm starting the kickball unit this week...

[@hayleybaker1468]

I am just wondering, what type of microphone are they using to record? Thanks!

[@mistertrackk]

One of the 2 guys that were lost in a bush is my friends step brother LOL.

[@GamingGodEpicStyle]

34:40 there has been a case where a taliban soldier shot and hit an apache pilot with an ak, there is a youtube video somewhere pretty interesting.

[@IsaiahFitts]

I'm with Brandon. It's like inception. If you aren't happy in a relationship you almost want the other person to feel the same way, because I've blind sided a girl and felt really terrible because she really liked me

[@SrgtBarney]

"dont judge immediately just because of the joker and just wait and see when it comes out" didnt they do the opposite when guardians of the galaxy came out...

[@smigymuller4870]

That shit looked retarded..

[@SrgtBarney]

Smigy Muller thats my point, im quoting what they said

[@JapaneseChefHELLYEAH]

No. There was a trend of successful Jokers, but nothing about guardians before the movie

[@acufer]

Did Blaine just called coriolis effect bullshit..welldone man, welldone

[@grizzlieplyr5221]

Where can i find the song that closes out the podcast

[@xWagnerPlaguesx]

Can't wait for people to rain down on Brandon and/or Blaine for replacing Barb and Gav.

[@CEFFYYNWA]

The thing with the nature box ad is they say no fructose. Fructose is actually a good thing for diet foods as it's much sweeter than glucose so you need less of it therefore less calories. Either that or gus pronounces glucose weirdly.

[@TheSnowmenKing]

High fructose is not very good though

[@colinshade8321]

In the Jokers defense, at this point he's not really a clown anymore. In the Dark Knight Heath Ledger used the makeup to cover his scars and to intimidate people. Jack Nicholson wore it because he fell in the acid or whatever and his face was messed up.

[@colinshade8321]

With the Dark Knight series, he's not exactly a clown but he wears the makeup but he's not considered a clown compared to Jacks Joker

[@MrZacevers]

can someone tell me when the nature box ad read is?

[@TruErepo]

It's funny how Brandon mentioned casual kickball! We have a league for that over here in MA where a bunch of people just drink bevs and play kickball so funny to watch.