RT Podcast: Ep. 314

[@jake7323]

'Im the perfect boyfriend for like the 3rd daughter' Brandon is my new favorite emoployee

[@NascarNixon]

I hope Gavin's haircut story becomes an Animated Adventure.

[@aidanklenc655]

I was thinking that too

[@Ryan.DeL12]

When you find one of your favorite youtubers commenting on another one of your favorite youtuber's video. Your videos are awesome dude!

[@MrLSpartan]

bruce wayne the covenant is probably thinking the exact same thing..

[@Hargan]

On app so can't +1 so, here's a +1

[@patterzjh]

Well done Sir. Your dream has become reality.

[@TH3M4RT14N]

BURNIE ALL THE WAY FROM LEFT FIELD!

[@TheToasterWaffle]

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!

[@RowanJColeman]

TheToasterWaffle Somebody stop this damn match!

[@Arimil1234512345]

He came in hard with the people's elbow. xD

[@dantedmc1697]

right

[@everburg24]

It would be right field ya dumbass

[@HitoriVEGA]

3rd daughter is the funniest thing Brandon ever said.

[@BlueSonar]

Became my life and I didn’t even notice

[@fortuosity]

I wish there was a lawyer, a doctor, a scientist, and a porn star always on set to answer questions

[@mysterion12345]

MrLegodude159 hahaha That is very well thought of

[@TheBigDean18]

MrLegodude159 They should make a show outta that called, "The Experts".

[@ninjapenguinblock]

Eemeli Bergström Naw, I'm sure you can just "do science". Not sure how, I would need a scientist to tell me...

[@bastaudio]

MrLegodude159 more like Joel the Porn Star.. if you get the reference

[@scirrhia_kruden]

If RT wanted to have experts to fact check their bullshit, they'd need a LOT of doctors of all kinds and from all fields, and literally nothing but Doctors. There are more than one kind of scientist, and doctor is simply a title for someone who has a doctorate. For instance, there are actually Doctorates and Research Doctorates in law, and in fact Lawyers in the United States are technically all Doctors as you need a Doctorate of Jurisprudence to become a Lawyer. If RT wanted an expert in Law, they'd want a Doctor or Scientist of Law (real things).

[@ItsWindHere]

I still tap my wrist when asking for the time (without actually saying it) People used to understand but now its less than before...

[@BullrockMcHammergeil]

WindSlicer4 #90skid

[@LeonardMeltsner]

My first year chem prof told the class that phones were allowed because she understood people used them for the time and people didn't really wear watches anymore, and I looked around in confusion like "What? When did I miss this world-wide memo about wristwatches not being a thing anymore? Nobody informed me about this???"

[@TheYamyamz]

Yeah, tons of people wear wristwatches, I do

[@HotFatWabbits]

***** Why? What magical property does a watch have? I have a few watches myself and I hardly ever actually wear them. I don't need them. I can tell the time a number of different ways.

[@Lewis080]

HotFatWabbits No magical property. Just the ability to be able to check the time quickly

[@ygs497]

I just like the mood in this podcast its incredibly calm and comfortable and no ones really talking over another person unless they say something that contributes.

[@LeonardMeltsner]

This is the first time I've watched the podcast, and wow, I need to watch them all the time now. Also, as a biologist, there were so many times I wanted to interject and explain everything.

[@Jaru]

Idk why but i love Chris's laugh lmao idk why but it makes me laugh with him

[@K0sm1cKid]

Awesome! I was looking for something to play for a while while I play games. :)

[@theonlybengineer]

***** I've got a friend who does the same

[@itsjawzgaming]

I do the same

[@tristinkurtz4274]

watch scrubs

[@Dingle.Donger]

"For a while while I play games" #Americans

[@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130]

MysteryPerson852 I don't get it

[@nathanswanson1734]

All of the stories in this podcast are golden. Please make them into animated adventures, I was dying after hearing them.

[@CharManyrd]

I love Brandon so much, i think hes my new favorite person from RT just because hes so awkward and always is putting himself in a corner, its like Everyone Hates Chris with him, but all the time

[@thirdysummer]

Was Burnie alright? His foot slipped when he jump into the table.

[@moultonlavagaming]

I think he's fine.

[@omaralcazar6928]

What about the damn drinks! Damnit!

[@DDnufcGamer]

he stood up laughing so I assume he was fine. Also no one looked worried.

[@Carrosive]

Burnie is kill

[@anoxchannel1]

Oliver Carr But what if Burnie was not kill?

[@PunkInTheGutter]

brandon and chris always seem high on the podcast

[@PunkInTheGutter]

no not at all, just funny I was wondering if others thought the same or if I was just projecting

[@GuitarGuy1694]

***** they both seem high everytime i see them. lol

[@BoySamusMetroid]

The Internet Troubleshooter function literally always fixes my problem. I used to have problems, but it's absolutely fantastic now.

[@Wxpert]

I really enjoy Brandon on these podcast, too Many people dislike him for no reason

[@MiamiChicken]

No pie this episode? By this I mean that its episode 314 and there is no pie. Im peacing out.

[@wyattwalters5982]

PurpleMonkey "originally aired on March 9, 2015" They probably bring it up on next weeks podcast.

[@DILLSN0OB]

Repla YT It's also episode 314.

[@DEMONCOOKIE666]

If you look carefully, there are actually subliminal pie frames every 3 minute and 14 seconds in the video. Pay close attention to find them all.

[@ethanquirk28]

Right this is pissing me off.... For the love of Christ it is spelled pi not pie

[@DILLSN0OB]

Ethan Quirk Did I not say that like 3 days ago?

[@davidl.3997]

I remember doing the network diagnosis thing once and it essentially told me that the reason I couldn't connect to the internet was either because the computer computer couldn't connect to the router, or the router couldn't connect to the internet. I was just like... "thanks for telling me that the problem i'm having with connecting to the internet is that i can't connect to the internet."

[@irmasaenz4507]

Loved seeing Brandon and Chris on the podcast again and also just you gotta love Burnie at the end he's just the cutest thing haha.

[@impagain]

I love and appreciate how much concern Gavin has for equipment, because that dive in right at the end coulda fricked up that mic real bad, and Gavin was on it, moving right out of harms way.

[@barbaro267]

30:44 for the new Animated Adventure...you're all welcome

[@BootNico]

i really like how in this podcast you can hear the laughter from the control room. for some reason it made everything a lot more funny

[@hadesrpg4259]

Brandon is awesome. I really love his stories.

[@coolfool102191]

I have to say that the diagnose button in the network and sharing center on windows 7 works for me most of the time. Sometimes I lose connection to the internet for whatever reason (using wifi) and go hit the diagnose button, and about 20 seconds later voila! I have internet again

[@xAmbiguousUsernamex]

It works pretty well for 7, yeah. For me, there were very rare occasions that it didn't work at all, and 98% of the time it was something on my end screwing things up. I recently had to switch to 8 and the troubleshoot does fuck all.

[@NinjaPups]

Burnie FTW XD His end-podcast sabotage was the best haha

[@WalnutSpice]

I'm 17, we still say "Tape it", we still use the phone hand thing and camera hand thing. Also, some of us still do use tape for backup. All the most important videos I take I put on VHS as well. Not all is lost yet, mate.

[@mikeylugo]

They're talking about kids, like me, you're a teen so you've been through that era with cameras and watches and old phones but kids around 8-14 lets say are doing the things they mentioned

[@CrazedJacob]

TylerGaming97 I don't think I've ever used the term "Tape it", but I definitely use the phone signal and the camera motion. (17 years old, btw)

[@TheBigDean18]

mikeylugo 8-14 isn't much younger than 17

[@sirdavallen3]

Jonathan Dean Technology grows rapidly. There's a huge difference between those ages when it comes to the technology they had when either was 8.

[@Lmfaoyeah]

Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter 17 and still watching a show for kids, huh? Interesting.

[@zmeeder3709]

This was a wild ride from start to finish. First podcast in a while where I laughed almost non-stop the entire time!

[@Personmanisawesome]

"I put the big rod on the little nuts, and I'm, like, shaking it." ~Brandon Farmahini, 2015

[@SadCaligula]

I love Brandon and Chris! Great podcast RT.

[@Michael.J.Cortez6060]

animated adventure starts at 30:50 ur welcome

[@chriscalibersite]

gavin looks like every beatles member combined

[@TeamLRNE]

Always a good nights sleep while listening to a new podcast! Night everyone.

[@codymarshall1744]

Haha, glad I'm not the only 1 who does that.

[@bigbadroo13]

Gotta say this is probably the best podcast I've seen in a while. I laughed a lot.

[@GINGIVITISSS]

I was so fucking confused at the end listening to the audio podcast on a walk I had to see what the fuck happened at the end in the video version.

[@LegoShortClips]

Finally I've been waiting all day for this

[@paintballman1o1]

you could of watched it on rooster teeths website, they have yesterdays up now

[@melomania2637]

no one I thought it was only for sponsors? Is there a link? edit: roosterteeth.com/podcast/episode.php?id=315

[@AStartledTurtl]

no one You can't watch the video podcast on their website.

[@paintballman1o1]

AStartledTurtl yes you can it changed 2 weeks ago...

[@Jaru]

Brandon.............. Brandon just shhhhhhhh plz for goodness sake lmao

[@gahtoe]

I had that work once with the troubleshooter. I was amazed.

[@daniellebates6652]

"Kids are stupid" - Gus I've never laughed so hard in an office before until now.

[@scirrhia_kruden]

Brandon: "I feel weird . . ." Brandon, you are. About everything. You poor man.

[@Skenvo]

When Brandon mentioned cats was too funny. Gavin's reaction was just a blatant "wtf"

[@EmperoroftheArctic]

2:42 had my computer on full screen and thought my computer went haywire lol

[@iWaterbender01]

I'm really excited about this podcast because 314 is my lucky number!

[@Snoborder95]

I love how it is so common for something like burnie to jump on gavin that he naturally moves the mic out of the way

[@immortalsun]

1:20:57 I love the audible ‘Ooooo’ from the control room

[@Aeunax123]

The "new" Apple keyboard mechanism has literally been in every other keyboard ever I'm laughing so hard

[@liuf92]

Gavin's face when Brandon mentioned cats. Brilliant.

[@ZoniacMan]

network troubleshooting has helped me countless times.

[@kylemarkpaul]

I waited all day yesterday for this damn podcast

[@TienAnta]

That ending was amazing

[@iBadatSniping]

watch this at half speed and everyone on the podcast sounds so hammered

[@Matthewjohnwilson]

I haven't laughed this much in a while, thanks for the laughs.

[@ladyaerostar24]

33:44 Gavin's Off-Screen Laugh, I Love It

[@TheLillie1]

Gavin's hair is looking great this week!

[@cjm2234]

best podcast i've seen in a while

[@doodle0211]

To be honest, I haven't watched/listened to many podcasts with Brandon in it, but in this particular one, he makes Gavin look like the smart and rational one in the room..

[@RUSHOUR3E]

what was the RVB remix from the end

[@naruto17mirai]

RUSHOUR3E I too would like to know

[@mdducs96]

Darude sandstorm

[@mattdickson2]

Marcus Ducs nice

[@jamespotter590]

Check out my channel! ;)

[@jamespotter590]

Sorry I should elaborate as I have a couple of videos on there now. Check out the video titled 'Freckles (You Have Failed To Uphold Your Duty To Captain Caboose) ' to listen to the full track. ;D

[@thescienceturtle3544]

For the discussion about taping, people still call movies "Films".

[@jakewini1728]

I really like how we can hear the control room people laughing, I don't know why but it just sounds better with the live laughing

[@MrBombastic799]

"kiddy diddlers" knocked me out.

[@PlabsUnderscore]

The podcast never fails to make me laugh.

[@andrewcopple7075]

Yes, surprisingly, I have had the troubleshooting software actually correct a problem once or twice (out of about 2000). I was dumbfounded.

[@ofofob]

I love the RT Podcast. It always interesting and makes me laugh.

[@EA6L33Y3]

love the camera jumps makes my day

[@Ak44-e8s]

I just love that Gus actually understands the chemical definition of organic. It's awesome.

[@hungh0]

I use the windows network troubleshooter all the time since sometimes the net just drops out when it switches to offpeak & i have to reset the lan adapter or go into cmd & ipconfig/release ipconfig/flushdns ipconfig/renew

[@G_G251]

Didn't realize until Gavin said "The 2 G's" (4:23) that the usual right side is Burnie and Barbara, "The 2 B's". Completely meaningless but still nice :) Also, the sounds of the submitted theme song at the end mashed really nicely with Burnie's crash

[@sargatanas6759]

When they check their watches, I checked mine, and it said 7 : 45 : 07. 17:00 (During the KZbin Vid, not the actual cast)

[@deetwenty]

Normally I don't watch the video podcasts, but I really want to see Burnie dive-bomb Gavin.

[@seanmiddlehurst8838]

RTAA starts 8:21, but kicks in properly at 11:38.

[@GangStalker17]

Brandon makes me happy about my life

[@richardmccaffery6696]

That bit with the burglars and the house fires is totally gonna be an animated adventures episode. Or at least, I hope it will be.

[@Drives31forhalo]

70:10 Actually, once I was having a problem with my network where some computers could use the internet and some couldn't and would get that diagnose button, and it actually fixed the issue.

[@nightcarc]

As I recall, the child on a milk carton thing originated from a kidnapping a long time ago where some guys got two kids to go with them to go get some candy. While the older brother was in the store, the guys left with the younger brother. Nothing like it had really happened before, so it made national headlines and the younger brother's face was put on a perfume bottle to try and help spread the word and find him (he wasn't found). Over the years then, the face on the perfume bottle translated to on a milk carton as it was something that most everybody was going to use and see. This story is also why kids are warned against taking candy from strangers.

[@immortalsun]

58:13 ‘Everyone uses milk.’ ―Gavin Free, 2015

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

That Jony Ive bit made me crack up the hardest out of anything in this episode.

[@xScopeLess]

Great podcast, nice flow!

[@TheVVarren]

Gavin's plan about changing his birthday, I already do! I switch my birthday to hidden a week beforehand, and then a week after I made it public again.

[@jacklarson8395]

Love when Brandon is on the podcast because it means gavin isn't the stupidest one

[@DefinitleyNotATroll]

My troubleshooting has been working lately. Fixes the problem, or notifies me what it is, every time.

[@kevinsdb1]

LOL! That ending.

[@nateanator00]

I used the trouble shooter this week and it was helpful because it told me the DNS server was not responding.

[@DemigodoftheSea]

ACTUALLY! Network Diagnostic actually works for me _a lot_ and it'll work out problems, but only if I'm having problems with my connection, nothing else.

[@CursedPurse]

Speaking of being on edge, "Dollar Shave Club".

[@zmeeder3709]

Nice segue.

[@rj091710]

thumbs up for burnie charging at gavin at the end XD

[@MrBojangles002]

gus sounds hilariously high when you put the video at .5 speed

[@Sytsn_]

The trouble shoot works for me every time

[@terrancestorey7254]

No one will see this. But an organic compound is any compound with carbon.

[@barkevk5295]

...

[@Thenerd1110]

42:13 for later

[@DaimonAnimations]

I can't wait for the animated version of this. xD

[@blackandwhitenoise]

This was such a good podcast! love chris whenever his on as well.

[@michaelhudson3737]

diagnose network has worked for me sometimes it just resets the connection which works every now and then

[@MrSDPlayer]

30:45 Haircut mishaps animated adventure

[@SuperQuincy2000]

God bless you.

[@SuperNuclearHamster]

I had an older laptop where using the network diagnostic actually worked. Now on my newer computers, using it just goes through the sequence and then it asks if I want to SEARCH THE INTERNET for solutions to the issue of not being ABLE TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET. Thank you network diagnostic...

[@Squishrug]

I use the Windows 7 network diagnose thingy all the time, and it works, and it pinpointed the issue (DNS) quickly..

[@AmbroseCadwell]

The network troubleshooter on Windows 7 has always worked for me

[@TheSeaPenguin]

Windows diagnostics has helped me connect to the internet many times

[@STFilmss]

I listened to the audio version a couple times before watching this and always wondered what happened at the end. Now I know hahaha.

[@RagingHeartOn]

Brandon is ridiculously hilarious in this episode in the worst way

[@ladiesgentswegothim]

I love that we can hear the live studio audience, AKA the control room.

[@xboy4331]

Chris is like a really low key American Gavin