RT Podcast: Ep. 404 - Gavin's Funniest Porta Potty Proposal

[@pulsur]

Gavin looks like he's about to offer me a huge discount on his struggling Christmas store

[@surfinbird7987]

you are not wrong 😂😂

[@devinsmail8451]

Lol :()

[@crs_uu5831]

id buy something probably

[@crystalgalaxy8617]

T

[@xxmissashleyxx]

ROTFLMAO!

[@Ray_Vun]

gavin's porta potty story is the best thing ever and deserves an animation

[@Ankannz]

Ray Vun Oh its definately coming

[@jamesdruy65]

TABLE error Not yet, in 10 years maybe 😂😂😂

[@johane4452]

Ray Vun Hey it's coming out for first members tomorrow!

[@TheEman590]

You're in luck, I just saw it on first. It should be on youtube next week. So yes, the story WILL be animated.

[@Phillitec]

it's up today!

[@simonhodge8546]

29:24 Brandon: I don't like sand. It's corse and rough, and it gets everywhere

[@jamesdruy65]

Simon Hodge is this a reference to Anakin Skywalker? XD

[@simonhodge8546]

james Drury i couldnt resist the power of the dark side

[@BrockStar071]

Damn Cheetahs a spawn camper

[@rnedisc]

It was a leopard though

[@yayayazay12]

A great way for me to de-stress is by watching these podcasts. Thanks for helping me through my finals RT!

[@jeremyscott3899]

yayayazay12 Good luck on those, you'll do fine

[@Zerokey789]

same

[@connorhutton9526]

yayayazay12 that's why I watch these at school... I HATE STUDY HALL

[@WilliamBottka]

I listen :P

[@QuestionmarkX3]

I saw the word "proposal" and thought Gavin finally decided to go for green with Meg. Boy, was I wrong.

[@mr.misklanius4460]

same

[@jamesdruy65]

QuestionmarkX3 I didn't even think about that... My heart just melted from the lil' lads becoming gentle-lads ;-;

[@bluemistary]

P1ckl3H03 SlugMan That's such a good point I'm stealing it lol

[@tomgosy]

He is now married.

[@JawaPunter]

That cheetah was camping, "it's a legitimate strategy!"

[@jacobpickard5967]

*Tactical placement

[@DidntExpect]

It's not camping if it's used in the real world... Unless you're actually camping.

[@icychill105]

ah yes, the good ole days of gus and gus on the podcast

[@gtaclevelandcity]

"Oh boy, the RT podcast just got released!" *sees Brandon* "Maybe I should just do my homework instead..."

[@graysenm1320]

yeah i dont like him at all he's so defensive about everything and cant take a joke

[@dennis-ln5tq]

I don't see why you guys don't like him, he is a funny guy and has his moments i'll admit, maybe it's just me and he grew on me, to be fair I used to hate Miles but forced myself to watch the podcasts with him in them, so I guess I can see why you don't like him.

[@jamesdruy65]

D Park You just contradicted yourself! You just said "I don't see why you don't like him," and then said "I see why you don't like him"

[@squidzy1921]

He's an idiot , a lovable idiot.

[@CourtlandLess]

if you're 21 or older (probably not) Then he's the one who got married and threw an amazing party. he's a cool dude. maybe when you get older you might change your mind

[@fluffytoaster427]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere." Brandon Skywalker 2016

[@1whoDoesSimply]

30:13 I cannot believe I relate to Gav here. When i was younger my family would always goo to the beach and I'd be the first to sprint out onto the sand and I always have felt that way. Gav, you made my night.

[@Bubbles123456789S]

I just watched a 3 hour Uno Lets Play and now I'm watching this. What is my life. I have an assessment due in 2 days. Someone help me. Please.

[@joekaput747]

Christopher Aaron where is this 3 hour let's play? I saw the one where Geoff was for some reason very amused for 45 minutes, but if there's 3 hours of that, I must watch!

[@RomeoTheOracle]

Joe Kaput I'm with you! I'm all for procrastination!

[@Bubbles123456789S]

Joe Kaput It's only for first members on the site at the moment but will be released on KZbin for you tomorrow

[@joekaput747]

Yay! More dumb amusement!

[@Bubbles123456789S]

***** I'm sorry what brought on this response?

[@MrThatoneguy148]

Brandon: "human children are poorly made..." quote of the day

[@RDash]

"tell me more about these human children. what about cat children?" -Barbara D.

[@LittleBraveWarriorIsBest]

Well the human body is poorly made so yeah, even tho he most likely was joking it is true that kids body are made poorly and so are fully grown adults.

[@MrThatoneguy148]

Fear not, I agree. I'm not triggered or fleeing to a safe space so I can suck in my SJW pacifier. I was just focused on the humor of the statement.

[@ishaqraqeen1878]

how did brandon get back on the podcast

[@kylemoller1272]

we learned he's quite whipped in his new marriage

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Kyle Moller ok but how did he get back on?

[@TheSliderBy]

Ishaq Raqeen I know Brandon can be an idiot sometimes, but I still love him

[@bljy853]

Yeah, he's such a princess.

[@MLDeS100]

no stop, it's not ok, HOW DID HE GET BACK ON THE PODCAST

[@DeionSpeaks]

Can't wait to see that porta potty proposal as an animated adventure. That whole bit was amazing.

[@Nystraeline]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and gets everywhere." ALRIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER

[@ZedChuva]

Pssst... the "secret Sci Fi movie" is Alita: Battle Angel, directed by Robert Rodriguez, produced by James Cameron. Don't tell'm I told ya.

[@kburger8583]

Zed Chuva I'm gonna be very sad if/when that movie blows

[@winter9716]

What a prophet

[@TheOdd]

Gavin's porta potty story is possibly the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@Santa1936]

Look up The Machine by Bert Kreischer

[@jaredhenderson7756]

TheOdd101 Whats the time on it? I can't find it again

[@kylenelson6791]

its right around the 36:55 mark. He may have started the entire story a bit earlier

[@UnknownEtt]

"That's why I cry every time" quote of the year Gavin

[@PiratePoundTown]

"Just Crack a Window." "I would have paid a bunch of kids to pretend to be dead in the rubble." - Gavin Free, Future Father of the Year

[@titankid6254]

Ty

[@derserequiem]

they shoulda skipped this one and when asked just say #404 podcast not found

[@NashSnipes]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@86Firebird]

derseRequiem I was thinking about that same missed opportunity.

[@michaelsabo5823]

derseRequiem i dont get it :((

[@freedombrick]

Michael Sabo On a website, when you get a bad link, a 404 error page appears, saying "404 Page Not Found"

[@michaelsabo5823]

Mr Bright5ide omg im stupid. thank you

[@jdmjtm8030]

Gus can find all this information online and I can't even find the answer to my homework

[@decaf4450]

If you have to ask yourself if it's cheating, it's probably cheating..

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

Dun let me be gøne To be fair, some people think masturbating is cheating, so there's a bit of a continuum.

[@SNOWSOS]

No that's dumb, just like TheSkyHazCloudz pointed out that's not always true. Reword it to "if it's cheating, it's cheating".

[@heathertrenary8019]

Dun let me be gøne I liked this just because of your amazing profile picture

[@decaf4450]

The Glass Sword thanks c:

[@decaf4450]

TheSkyHazCloudz I meant for sane people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@silasskirata]

"Brandon was so confident in his stupidy" That sentence defines all of Brandon's podcast visits.

[@Sean-fu3mn]

Favourite quote so far this podcast. 'You took a rain check on a porta potty blow job'.

[@giancarlocigaral4307]

Anyone else realize that Brandon has kinda become the new Jack in the sense that he has become the new guy that everyone in the comments hates. Just saying I love both of them and don't find anything wrong with them.

[@giancarlocigaral4307]

Hose Clamp You know, I was going to type 2 or 3 long paragraphs trying to defend Brandon and his flawed logic but then I realized this is the internet, whatever I say or do you and everyone else will not change their mind. Anyway you saying all of that also kinda proved my point.

[@giancarlocigaral4307]

TheZenScientist Well my intention when typing that wasn't really to make people reconsider the way they think of Brandon or Jack, the only reason I was going to defend Brandon was because I know how it feels to be the guy everyone hates and makes fun of so I just defend most people that happens to. But good on you for giving him another chance.

[@noahbelafonte7646]

Clicked on this video wanting to have a nice relaxing time listening to this, until my dreams were crushed when I saw Brandon...

[@xTimeswordx]

Brandon?? What, was BLAINE unavailable?

[@LimySilver2]

xTimeswordx Tien, what was Krillin busy?

[@LevenScholar]

Oh my gosh, I've found you...a member of my own kind

[@raddadd4070]

theDefault No they hadn't wished him back yet.

[@bobsjobisfob]

oh my god i think i just watched that episode again yesterday

[@xTimeswordx]

thesaltyjack Said no one ever.

[@WolfSightGaming]

video starts at 0.00

[@wiefchiggum5474]

Joseph lavelle *0:00

[@PioneerCinema1]

good one lol

[@CymruJedi]

Why is circumcision such a big deal to Brandon? He basically makes out that Gavin is a freak because of it. I think it's not a big deal what so ever. Why do they keep bringing Brandon on the podcast?

[@NeutralNinetails]

Starkiller100 it's a fairly toxic thing that happens in American kinda commonly but there's push back against that way of thinking now a days.

[@retwe1]

Bruh he was just curious and so was I, all he did was ask questions about it

[@bobsjobisfob]

i think he was worried for a second that he was a freak

[@Blechhower]

Because they do whatever they feel like and dont care about viewers. All the speech is nothing, but these acts show it.

[@AnonNomad]

Americans are weird like that.

[@OneTrueEdge]

36:40

[@troywicker4134]

BBB BBB I have hhh C wz B b up

[@JPZoober]

gus is my spirit animal "are you drunk every night?" "yes" "how?!" "you drink"

[@itaroons]

36:40 IF ANY OF YALL WANT IT, THIS IS WHEN GAVIN STARTS TELLING THE PORTA POTTY STORY

[@hackebeilhaus]

thanks you da real mvp

[@Ayveh]

Galvin - "Just pop a window open" lol The look on Burnies face XD

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Btw the cheetah walked away from the baby antelope. It didn't eat it

[@HoneyBakedHam7]

Nizzle Prizzle and it was a leopard

[@korygood6171]

Basil Lowe and its name was Steve, thank you very much. Steve is way too classy to ever eat a baby.

[@bluemistary]

Nizzle Prizzle you and I watched 2 entirely different videos then...

[@risktaker141]

what? this is the video and the Leopard takes the baby impala and kills it. watch?v=VjuHYvieJlw

[@jackbeason8058]

I've been wathing these podcasts for awhile, and i like this new set up. good job, guys!

[@nothabbo]

Gus representing that Adele's "Skyfall" love!

[@Oozywolf]

The Azedia remix is awesome. Spent $70 on headphones to listen to it even better.

[@zurichRevolts]

the twist in mr. robot is set up very well. the first few interactions with the therapist, the meeting on the subway, most of the interactions with the brunette, the fact that the company is always called 'evil corp', and the meta stuff with scene transitions and cutting to commercials. it's telegraphed in the first few episodes, you forget in the middle, and it comes back full force towards the end. the details are much more of a reveal and are much more important than the homage/ripoff bit

[@tmm6106]

I was expecting an engagement story and what I got was so much better.

[@Scoin0]

Huh. It seems like the podcast was not found.

[@insert-name-here3350]

Scoin0 Did you get an error?

[@DaTryHardCamper]

Insert-name-here podcast 404~~ error 404 page not found lol

[@IronCake44]

Was not expecting that extreme of a story lol

[@scarecrow8514]

feels like "ugly Christmas sweater" theme, Gavin says screw that lets go the whole shibang, bam! ugly Christmas tux 😂nice job Gavin

[@mrnobody9620]

did anyone else see gavin zip up his fly at the start of it ( 0:34 )

[@drizzy22campos]

Mr Nobody he always does that

[@mrnobody9620]

Joaquin Medina why???

[@MrCouchbleh]

He's done that hundreds of times

[@humbletreestump8134]

"Sand it gets everywhere." Couldn't stop thinking of Andy 😂

[@maxmosberg6101]

hey Guys! first off, I have to say that I absolutely love everything that rooster teeth does! I've been a a big fan of your podcasts for a long long time! 😊 I've got a question concerning your sponsors: I'm interested in a lot of the offers, that your sponsors offer to rooster teeth viewers. Unfortunately I'm from Germany and can't take advantage of the offers (as far as I know 😅). I have no idea how sponsors and deals with sponsors are organized, but would it be possible to get some international offers for your show? I'm sure a lot of people outside of the States would love that and want to support rooster teeth aswell 😊 keep up the amazing work!! I can't wait until the next podcast comes out!!!😊😊😊

[@nickfrollovisuals]

Being 6'9, Gavin bringing up doorframes is funny. I duck without thinking every time I go through a doorway. Lol

[@kidsmack1012]

Brandon's "thank god I thought I was freak" when he found out 81% of males were circumcised might have been the first time Brandon has ever made me laugh.

[@FishPit]

I love how everyone still has the tags still on their clothes. Like little gifts for all of us.

[@BlazingNinja1000]

WHAT!? They only just now started PRODUCTION on 11 Little Roosters triggugered

[@motiimotii9408]

Darknight Dude, its coming out soon.

[@TruNorthFit]

The mic cable popping out of Burnie's mic stand drove me nuts xD

[@Yerrrrrrrrrr]

Rip to the Brazil soccer team.

[@MrBozo08]

waiting all week for this finally!! homework can wait :)

[@visionstudios9786]

11 LITTLE ROOSTERS CONFIRMED!!!!!!

[@wrinklepig]

there is already a teaser for it

[@visionstudios9786]

Yeah but it was so long ago I thought they weren't going to make it

[@wrinklepig]

visionstudios good point

[@TheRainyUmbrella]

For some reason the audio always seems a lot quieter for the podcast videos. I have to always turn my volume up quite a bit more than with normal videos.

[@Grimulkin]

Why is everyone getting pissed that Gavin Isn't getting married. If he proposed do you really think it would be announced on the podcast? Also use a bit of common sense do you think Gavin would propose in a porter potty?

[@aquagamer1212]

Grimdoesgaming Grimulkin uh yea? Michael announced on a stream he was having a baby. Why not a podcast?

[@Grimulkin]

It's not very formal, I have no problem with Michael announcing that on stream but I have a feeling that isn't Gavin's thing.

[@deathab0ve]

IDK about Gavin. I think he likes things that are funny and unique. I could see him setting up a joke that leads to that.

[@Grimulkin]

Mike Sico OK I guess I can see what you mean. Sorry for the lack of thought in my original statement and I take back anything that could have been seen as ignorant :)

[@valkyrie8809]

Grimulkin yes he would

[@justinraphael3959]

There are two types of Gavin's in this world: 1- The clueless Gavin who fails in everything 2- The real sophisticated British Professor in SloMo Guys 2

[@KitchenAppliance]

wow, really surprised Gavin knew that random physics fact about centripetal force

[@ryanr4156]

Gav knows a lot of random facts

[@freemode123]

he may some weird things but he is a very bright person

[@ryanr4156]

freemode123 and yet he can be downright dumb at times. i know there are times he plays up stuff, but there are times he does some really stupid stuff

[@knaveHearted]

There are so many good RTshort ideas in this podcast.

[@CourtlandLess]

had to warm up to Brandon. but once he played a few games with AH... dudes funny lol. and from last week's podcast it seems like he knows how to throw a party

[@itaroons]

THE PORTA POTTY STORY IS MY FAVORITE GAVIN STORY EVER

[@kingofmadness4333]

29:25 Brandon is Anikan Skywalker!

[@skylers_a_bum]

its rough coarse and gets everywhere ... cant blaim the guy

[@Oozywolf]

"It's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere" FTFY

[@WelshGrey]

That terryology podcast with James and Bruce is like my favourite podcast RT have done, James Bruce Gus and Burnie are probs my fave 4 RT members

[@MacBamboocha]

What is the movie Bernie is referring too in regards of Mr. Robot?

[@runsier7753]

ADE Marc Alexander I believe the movie he is referring to is Fight club

[@MacBamboocha]

Darkrai Knight Oh, okay. That makes sense. The premise is basically identical! The execution though was completely different imho.

[@solousy8751]

Maybe "Ready Player One". Since the Author of the book lives in Austin and he said really popular director, Steven Spielberg..

[@freemode123]

nah its Fight Club

[@FischBlubbBlubb]

I'm listening to this at 1,25 times speed to prepare for my listening comprehension/english test tomorrow. wish me luck!

[@jameswalker6384]

B.o.B is the rapper thinking the earth is flat and got into a war vs Neil deGrasse Tyson

[@sgoldie]

James Walker that was legend NDeG is the homie

[@GamerX1220]

turning the speed to 0.5 never gets old

[@bonesofeao3968]

what do the people of tipsy elves do for the rest of the year

[@dovahspy9813]

The same thing Spirit Halloween does

[@METALFREAK03]

they'll be a company that do all the "holidays" (as you americans say), I would imagine.

[@sourcerywizard294]

You guys should add time stamps on ur podcasts.

[@andymeier3602]

did gus make the cup-sweatter himself?

[@chedrick78]

Andy Meier You know Gus wouldn't put that much effort in to anything

[@malevolution7041]

He didn't even take his dog to the vet, of all things.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Malevolution Hahaha That's a classic.

[@Yuskeshaman]

24:24 It's like a messed up version of someone running up and kicking your sandcastle.

[@tomrdinc6240]

Error this podcast cannot be found

[@niclasb]

Yes someone commented on it! :D

[@Kirsh1793]

I didn't notice the number of the podcast first, but then I read this comment, scrolled up and smiled. ^^

[@mrbumpsb]

TOM RD INC, DAMMIT! I WAS GOING TO POST THAT!

[@spacecab1]

Episode 404 and I happen to be in Atlanta visiting family while watching this. Winning.

[@IcarusDawn]

Omg haven't seen Brandon Farming Weenies in a while

[@Jesse_Shields]

That port a potty story has got to become an animated adventure.

[@dr.broham8271]

Am I the only one that thinks Burnie is completely wrong about the whole robot-cheating discussion?

[@TheEpic15]

Yes, a Brandon episode, this is going to be good :D

[@OneMadPanda]

Oh boy, it's the lost Podcast .. *Sorry for the terrible 404 joke, I'll show myself out*

[@NashSnipes]

I love how the new RWBY merch is just scattered around the set XD

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

They're only just starting production on 11 Little Roosters? That thing was announced a year ago and set to launch 2016! Come on, guys :(

[@bobsjobisfob]

it will be released before the end of the year

[@BlazingNinja1000]

It's December....

[@Arcanine2D]

and it is still 2016, have faith

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

Hayden lastname I just don't know if they can film and edit it all in a month.

[@WhisperingWinds0]

burnie,the mindset of question everything you hear,or disbelief everything has been a thing for centuries,great philosophers spent their lifes with that train of thought

[@ceast5273]

I can tell how these four would act in a Westworld: Burnie: black hat, experiments with various forms of robot bangin'. Gus: Surprisingly gray hat, spends most of his time at the saloon or shooting at birds from his hotel window. Shoots near Hosts if they try to interact with him. Gavin: The blackest hat he can be (first visit would probably be white hat, until he realizes he's untouchable). Gavin has a history of turning psychotic when he knows there isn't any real world ramifications. Take his lucid dream for example. Brandon: White hat, based purely off his hesitance to do anything that'll result in a foul look from anything with eyes. Mostly ride horses and maybe shoot his gun at a raccoon or something, but feel horrible for scaring it, since he'd miss the shot.

[@OxyM0r0n]

"Am i normal? am i not normal?" No brandon, you're as far from normal as someone can be.

[@raymondwang3110]

Why didn't they name this RT Podcast #405? (404 Not Found joke)

[@dovahspy9813]

My 404 joke was that this episode should've been silence...

[@drewhayward2495]

I couldn't find this specific episode number of the podcast on my notifications

[@EmmaFunsize]

Aw man, we were click baited

[@NashSnipes]

How?

[@BethStar11]

Bacon So though Gavin was getting married.

[@Olter_]

He wasnt proposed to

[@NashSnipes]

That's not the only definition of "proposal." That's not click bait.

[@deathab0ve]

lol they argue it's clickbait. I will now argue that you are uneducated.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Dogs don't necessarily like being brushed; the fermenator is nice because it gets right down to the skin and gets out all the undercoat and makes them less itchy (plus it feels like being scratched) but if you've got a long coated dog with a lot of tangles, most of the time they don't like, unless you have a very set routine where you brush them every week or every day, then it can become more of a bonding experience. But, as someone who brushes dogs professionally, I can say with certainty that a perfect stranger brushing your matted dog is a nightmare for BOTH of us.

[@exploreeverything46]

Animal story is spawn camping irl

[@Redflametrow]

I thought the same thing. Unfortunately irl doesn't have mods or developers who take feedback.

[@exploreeverything46]

Redflametrow true but I have hacks though

[@chaitea5975]

That outro music makes me wanna dance everytime :D

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Wait so where did their animation department go?

[@Poppythedog2]

Nizzle Prizzle hell

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Epic_Skullz that explains it

[@dydreemblvr]

I think the animation team is hired on a contract basis as there is work for them. Once they've animated the full series of a show, they could be off to other projects with other companies. Alternately, maybe they've just finally gotten another building :P

[@Poppythedog2]

dydreemblvr no, they strictly work for RT, they just now have a different space since the company as a whole is growing so much.

[@EvilA110]

I'm assuming they just moved to a different building.

[@peterbrooke7146]

came for the title stayed for the banter

[@tsonny1104]

Ive missed Brandon

[@Shisno132]

1:22:44 My father sneezed in the other room and Gavin freaked me out for a minute.

[@Hraefne]

Error 404 podcast not found.

[@joshharris795]

i cant wait for this animated adventure

[@headknocker2020]

RT PODCAST. DUDE SOUP. MEGA 64. THE PATCH. JOE ROGAN PODCAST. I literally don't watch tv anymore all my time is taken up with podcasts and I'm fine with that. Until Rick and Morty comes back obviously.

[@Feornic]

That title of the podcast had me intrigued. I knew 100% what it would mean if Meg was on the show. But she wasn't. So I was misled.

[@EndsleyIV]

Brandon's starting to look like Gus.

[@mitchellryan515]

Title for this podcast should have been "Podcast Not Found: RT Podcast #404"

[@JayImmortalTV]

I'mma say it. I like Brandon over Barbara.

[@TheRenegadeGentlemen]

I can confirm the drones for Game of Thrones sets, was walking passed the studio where they film a good part of it, across the street some guys were playing around with a drone, going towards the studio. The next day, signs were up along the fence of the studio saying that it drones a strictly prohibited.