I was sponsored to Create Dangerous Potions in Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator

[@RTGame]

Potion seller. I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potion. Thank you TinyBuild for the sponsor, check out Potion Craft here! tblink.co/RTGameCraft

[@CasimeCat]

Best i can do is *Fear.*

[@kelvin5537]

My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

[@1mostaussiebruce390]

I would love to see another video of this!

[@synthetic_creature]

@@kelvin5537 Potion seller. I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.

[@MASTERCRAFT938]

:○

[@sentientmustache8360]

Peasant: Potion seller! I caught the black plague! I need you to give me a healing potion! RT: Steroids, take it or leave it

[@lurkyb0i602]

It’s like: “I head your disease is strong, take this to to help fight it”

[@genericuser984]

technically steroids are a medicine, so RT is just unintentionally galaxy brain

[@leithaziz2716]

RT "Pain is temporary" Game

[@Kikker861]

You can't have my potions. My potions are too strong for you.

[@juliagoetia]

@@Kikker861 MY POTIONS WOULD KILL A DRAGON, LET ALONE A MAN

[@StickMaster500]

No wonder the traveller can’t buy the strongest potion from the potions seller, it’s literally a goddamn nuke

[@loftwingheropon2743]

His potions could kill a dragon let alone a man.

[@defaultprofilepictureguy2526]

@@loftwingheropon2743 or an entire city

[@AllIndev]

Why respect knights when his potions can do everything they can?

[@mothtransman]

i keep seeing this reference but i dont know where it’s from, can someone please tell me

[@loftwingheropon2743]

@@mothtransman it’s from a video called potion seller, look that up and it should be the first thing you see.

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

I'm starting to think that it wasn't the mice who started the Black Plague, and it was really the work of a certain Irish mad scientist instead

[@The_Jumping_Box]

Mice? Wasn't it fleas on rats?

[@eveakane6563]

Civilization rolled a Rrat 20, if you will.

[@31-2-5]

I mean it wasn't the mice

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@@The_Jumping_Box It was fleas on rats to start with, but fleas are not picky about which mammals they infest.

[@The_Jumping_Box]

@@thewanderingmistnull2451 "I'm starting to think it wasn't mice who STARTED the black plague" I was talking about how it started..

[@BananaWasTaken]

Of course Dan would take a fun little alchemy game and decide to make an atom bomb in it.

[@masterzoroark6664]

I mean- it was either an atom bomb or a very powerful flashbang

[@masansr]

Or he could go with Aliensrock, where every poison has a healing effect, for extra torture.

[@subnormality5854]

Not to mention he made "Evil Viagra" somehow

[@itsureverydaygamer354]

@@subnormality5854 "Evil Viagra (for when it's cold)"

[@hyperjesus6236]

Seems like the Irish stepped up their game since back when they just used car bombs.

[@ob2kenobi388]

5:43 Dan, she could've broken her door down if you'd just made her stronger.

[@maevem316]

He finally had his chance and he didn't take it!

[@meevins]

well by the looks of things i don't think she has to worry about her door anymore...or the rest of her house

[@Aion6202]

@@meevins or the rest of the neighborhood...

[@MrGhosta5]

A few request can be completed with different effects. Opening the locked door can be done with strength, explosion, and dexterity.

[@shreyaspamaraju262]

glory to trans/genderfluid arstotzka

[@s.j.t6006]

"I need a healing potion because I'm sick and m-" "Have you tried being strong?" -RT

[@drewvonawesome8851]

"My wife left me." "Have you tried being stronger?"

[@NemoSciunt]

Sounds like they need a Strong Potion of Chad

[@Silverwind87]

@@NemoSciunt Sounds like they need Ye Olde Viagra.

[@howardyanow2883]

7:20 Dan stumbles upon medieval chemotherapy.

[@generalrubbish9513]

The concept of chemo is honestly pretty wild, it's like "Yeah, this shit is literal poison, very very bad for you, but you know what's even worse for you? Cancer!"

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

@@generalrubbish9513 "let's hope it hurts the cancer more than it does you"

[@dazcarrr]

@@generalrubbish9513 that's basically the theory behind getting a fever as well, it's your body telling the disease "wanna see who dies of heat exhaustion first? me too!"

[@matthewboire6843]

Kind of

[@matthewboire6843]

@@dazcarrryea it is an odd defensive move

[@yasquishyboi902]

5:49 woman: "hi so i heard that you were a good potion maker...could you help me get my door unlocked?" Daniel planting a flask of actual napalm on the scale: "Try this, should work a blast!"

[@reptilerach]

I really hope he plays more of this

[@InteIIo]

Same

[@samisthegreatest6682]

i really hope he plays more potion craft its genuinely a fun game

[@croquemaster314]

yeag

[@thomasshepherd8909]

He usually only ever plays these sponsored games once unless the sponsor pays him again

[@cakeheart.]

@@thomasshepherd8909 he said this game had been on his radar for a while, so i hope he does! he seemed to like it a lot

[@BeTheHero905]

Evil Viagra (for when it’s cold) killed me lmao

[@zman90]

I like how he always makes breaking bad jokes but when he finally plays a game about chemistry he doesn't make a single joke about it.

[@cat-cat...]

imagine you walk into a store any store an as soon as you get to the front desk the cashier says: 'YOU WANT AN ATOM BOMB?' and then slams a strange potion on the table. edit: I've never gotten 1k likes before, thanks!

[@ComedicLetter]

Cut to the overused explosion meme

[@subnormality5854]

I'd buy.

[@homestuck_official]

...I HOPE he doesn't slam it on the table

[@Holocoasterr]

PLEASE DONT SLAM IT ON THR TABLE

[@cat-cat...]

@@Holocoasterr oh its slams down HARD

[@KFP_DonDon_Quixote]

10:54 Dan: I'm not gonna pay 171 at all. Also Dan: *Pays 171 in total* Thank you Dan, your intelligence knows no bounds!

[@avlanaz]

The Knowledge 5 from his Persona 5 playthrough is paying off!

[@drawnwithlove3499]

ahahah but you see it was but a clever ploy in his scheme of riches! By taking the risk of paying such a price, while simultaneously declaring he would not, he pulls a fast one by tricking others into thinking he's a genius in the business scene. Whether he actually does know more does not matter, for his masterful tomfoolery is a great example of reverse psychology! Truly Rumble Tumblr is a business tycoon ahead of our time! edit: I didn't even mean to write 'Rumble Tumblr' but you know what, that makes this funnier. I'm keeping it.

[@theKungFuFerret]

I laughed harder than I should have at Evil Viagra

[@matheusm.santana6527]

For when its cold

[@SkeletonGuyVT]

@@matheusm.santana6527 ()

[@MrGhosta5]

somehow dan skipped past the libido potion

[@NStripleseven]

“Perfect, we’ve made actual drugs.” “Atom bomb.” This sure is a game.

[@Ake-TL]

Evil Viagra( for when it’s cold)

[@Mini_Squatch]

Customers to Dan: Doctor, are you sure dis vill vork? Dan, delighted: I HAVE NO IDEA!

[@leithaziz2716]

The Costumer recieving the Strength Potion: I AM BULLETPROOF!!

[@Mini_Squatch]

@@leithaziz2716 Most hearts couldn't withstand zis potion...

[@temdatemmie5720]

@@Mini_Squatch Refering To The Atom Bomb

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Dan The Alchemist: And Zats how I lost my guild membership! mwahaha!

[@Ace_Maus]

I'm glad they sponsored you, bc this game is amazing. You can clown in it so easily! xD

[@morganpriest7726]

“Im locked of my house potion seller! Help me” RT: you ma’am, clearly need a medieval nuclear bomb.

[@Ssylphie]

I have a feeling this is going to be a combination of Daneshiro and Stardew’s Walter White

[@wunderpuma]

You were completely right, just with a tinge of mad scientist

[@silversonome5360]

​@@wunderpumatell me, what was I Want Die's second class in Miitopia?

[@randorookie8587]

Poisoned cups accomplish in seconds what armies cannot in years

[@defaultprofilepictureguy2526]

so can the atom bomb

[@randorookie8587]

@@defaultprofilepictureguy2526 yeah but that’s not exactly subtle now is it

[@the-letter_s]

@@randorookie8587 no-one can discover the victim of an assassination if the body _no longer exists._

[@randorookie8587]

@@the-letter_s is there really a point in hiding a body if everyone who might care about it being an assassination is ALSO dead

[@the-letter_s]

@@randorookie8587 exactly, it's the perfect crime.

[@matheusm.santana6527]

I just love how the ppl are drawn in a medieval artstyle. Its soo fucking funny when they lean over the scale to bargain.

[@masterzoroark6664]

Love how Dan's quick answer is "Have you concidered being stronger" to basically everyone It's fkin "I recomnend sigma mindset" sort of answer

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"Ever thought of hitting the gym?"

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@YataTheFifteenth I'm supprised he didn't do "Have you concidered being stronger" for the DOOR STUCK problem

[@Swarming-Languendo]

Lowly Pesant: Please Alchemist, my child is dying of an unknown disease, I beg of you to use your talents to brew a potion to save his life. RT: *Proceeds to make the most unholy abomination the Catholic Church has ever seen*

[@dabiga2315]

Is the Potion of Strength the new Lawyer's Badge?

[@lordofthechickens3627]

TAKE THAT! This proves that I'm an alchemist!

[@Gilvala]

He’s literally burning his fingerprints off at the potion factory D:

[@Klausweichen]

evil viagra (for when its cold)

[@eta2321]

I love that with both people I’ve watched who have played this game, as soon as they discovered dual potions they instantly made a poison/healing one.

[@nikachu_i_choose5233]

Dan at 9:40 is further proof why they called him the drift king in college. That turn was nuts

[@ekholocation]

im absolutely cackling at the fact that RT named a frost potion recipe 'HEE HO.' the anime is spreading folks

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

Jack Frost isn't anime. He is a Jack Bros (I went nowhere with this)

[@Ardorstorm]

HEE HO!

[@itsumikoroko]

HEE HO

[@silversonome5360]

HEE HO?

[@derpsterdmad2755]

Evil Viagra (for when it's cold) had me actually wheezing. What a climactic ending.

[@ohmygahdbilly]

*“You can’t handle my strongest potions traveler”*

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

Give me your strongest potion

[@LaplacesAngel612]

"Potion seller, I require your strongest potions, for I am going into battle"

[@yimyom]

But sir I want more.

[@Sir_Bucket]

"My potions are for the strongest and you're clearly not of the strongest, you're clearly of the weakest!"

[@loftwingheropon2743]

You’ve had your say potion seller now I’ll have mine, your a rascal, your a rascal with no respect for knights, no respect for anything except you potions.

[@SeventhEve]

I've never seen someone swing so wildly between 'I am a god, fear me' and 'cripes, I'm an idiot.'

[@The_Jho]

I love when he finally had a reason to sell a strength potion he sells an explosive

[@StealthPants1]

0:34 irishman immediately advocates for overthrowing the monarchy, incredibly based

[@mannofdober873]

They must have called you the Brew King back in academy.

[@orangeboi3387]

i love how the strength potion offers are esccentially rt telling people to lift

[@allenhoe1776]

“I want to overthrow the monarchy in a quick and easy way that doesn’t cause too much fuss. What’s the best way for me to assassinate all of their extended family at their birthday this weekend.” I’m scared

[@sam8119]

Dan saying ‘Do you need a bomb’ to every person who comes into the shop is just on brand honestly

[@senabecool7232]

I feel like RTGame's sponsors are always one that cause untold human pain

[@ad7441]

Potion of frost, slippery, magic sight, enlargement and lust, is a good potion and no one can convince me otherwise

[@christinafrazier1364]

Potion for having sex with an ice giant

[@NemoSciunt]

Ah yes, the counter-potion to Dan's: Good Viagra (for when you have no chill)

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

I love how giving the customer a strength potion is the equivalent of "lift weights dude."

[@Serpillard]

The desire for explosions transcends the language barrier.

[@privatesectorsec]

*Potionseller I would like your S T R O N G E S T potions*

[@beetrootking139]

You can’t handle my strongest potions. Go find another potions seller with weaker potions.

[@privatesectorsec]

@@beetrootking139 Potionseller I can handle your *S T R O N G E S T* potions

[@imtoolazytothinkofausername]

I dunno man, I think they might need a potion of strength

[@corpsenymph4644]

This game looks really fun and really innovative! I especially like how you are incentivized to use your materials to explore the map instead of throwing stuff in blindly only to find out you’ve wasted your materials. Not only that, but you are challenged to make the best potion for that person and are rewarded pretty well, whereas if you don’t, you still get something but not as much. I might buy it actually, even though I don’t see myself playing it for a long time.

[@matheusm.santana6527]

God i wish this turns into a series.

[@HatterCat2245]

Potion craft has been one of my favourite games this year! so fun and relaxing and good asmr sounds!! just a chill at your own pace game

[@TisStilles]

Strong potion of healing and poisoning. I think I made something similar in Skyrim once.

[@chameleonfoot]

Very surreal watching RT play a game I bought in early access and played again yesterday. I really like this game, though sometimes it’s frustrating when you run out of the ingredients for your recipe potions.

[@Petrico94]

This game is going to break my mouse, it's so soothing I don't mind grinding 30 herbs to get down to stone skin or whatever. I wish customers wanted more complex potions since when I decide to explore I start to get stuff like +3 stinky cement

[@korokonas]

9:23 So are we just going to glance over the fact that he named a Frost III potion HEE HOO Jack Black is everywhere

[@Klausweichen]

evil viagra ( for when its cold)

[@BirnieMac1]

As a pharmacist, this game reminds me so much of compounding things and punches that dopamine button just right It's so satisfying when you get everything to mix into one phase - like getting a powder to mix into a cream without being lumpy or gels not being the bane of my existence Though I still forget which one is the mortar and which is the pestle sometimes Though RT gets a 2/10 for his aseptic technique - I expected better from you, damn Daniel :(

[@prometheanrebel3838]

I think the mortar is the bowl, and the pestle is the grinding club Or maybe I have those flipped--

[@Stasisdrone4827]

If you enjoy this, but wanna pull off some even more crazy stuff with a side of romance etc, check out Potionomics! It's really fun and has many layers to it in addition to crafting potions.

[@luigirota7964]

6:44 you successfully created a kemoterapy potion 🧪

[@dazcarrr]

imagine if your pharmacist desparately tried to get you to use amphetamines and viagras for all your problems

[@cuteproxytobylover5279]

Nobleman: "I need to produce another heir since all of my sons died in the last plague... But I'm old, my wife says I'm too confident in bed, and it's getting cold out." *gently slides over Evil Viagra (for when it's cold)* Nobleman: ... I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK- *slams down 800 gold*

[@theelltrain8985]

It always sting’s when you find out that a game that you already own is discounted

[@amiableinquistionotter8559]

RT. You should've made a potion of explosion, fear, healing, and enlargement. The Atom Healing Bomb But Poison But I'm Scared And Also Big tm. Rolls right off of the tongue.

[@stenanderson1695]

Honestly I'd love to see you play more of this. Your brain is too perfect for this odd little gem of a game!

[@puffanimates]

I desperately need more of this series, it's absolutely hilarious!

[@testhekid]

Dan finally became strong enough to buy the strong potions!

[@Bishop136]

"Remember, the bigger the explosion the better the alchemist! Hee hee hee!" - Plague Knight

[@Soomeone.35]

Somehow, every player ends of with a health-poison potion

[@cerealsneaky8039]

Dan running the local boots is now a terrifying concept

[@BaronVonMott]

Best part about this game is how genuinely relaxing it is. Both the slow, steady pace and the largely freeform gameplay make this such a gentle experience, yet the puzzle, discovery and trading aspects are still enough keep it engaging. Freely saving and loading whenever you want also means it's a great game to fit into shorter sessions, when you don't have much time.

[@rosiegal6736]

Fun fact, when buying potion ingredients, you can sell potions. They aren’t worth as much as when you sell them to actual customers, but you certainly can do it

[@cardrabitt1159]

This is genuinely the hardest I have laughed in months this is comedic gold

[@Kikker861]

This is like a pre-industrial doctor prescribing copious amounts of cocaine as part of a balanced breakfast

[@librarianseth5572]

With the accent, he's basically perfect for promoting this vaguely European fantasy game

[@emerald_lord2267]

"strong potion of healing and poison" - You'll be fine once it wears off but BOY is it a ride while on it.

[@princesscadance197]

9:26 'I do not have the ingredients for a second atom bomb.' taken out of context is...

[@FireFox64000000]

If Dan finds a stock market we are going to see a lot more of this 😁

[@JacobTheCroc]

Dan solved the problem of locked doors by blowing up every house in the village. No houses, no problems.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

13:00 YOU JEST, DANIEL, BUT... THERE IS A POTION OF LIBIDO

[@MrAH2010]

The funny Irish man is making bombs? Sounds like The Troubles all over again.

[@realsanmer]

Not even a minute in and RT wants to make poison, that checks out

[@shadowclann28]

literally anyone: i need a potion dan: *HAVE YA TRIED BEIN STRONG?*

[@haraberu]

Witcher: "I'd like a healing potion, non-toxic please" Looks like RT's reputation precedes him...

[@user-in1my4bl5b]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

[@rainbowsnek]

i've been following this game's development for a long time and every update note looks like a piece of art, it is epic to see it played by someone like RT

[@inductivegrunt94]

Creating potions? On no, this cannot go well, RT's playing it. I'm expecting atleast one or two potions to explode in this video.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

Being able to write up your own potion names and flavour texts is very entertaining. "Potion seller, I need something to cool myself down with." _(slams down bottle of liquid nitrogen)_

[@brandontucker6958]

I love the idea of the pitch for the healing and poison potion being "hey it'll fix your broken bones, but man you'll be on the toilet for a few days"

[@rickdaniel7341]

The ONE game you could have made nothing but Breaking Bad references with, and ya blew it.

[@thefun8900]

RT: DOES ANYONE HERE WANT EVIL VIAGRA? Customers: ... RT: THEN GET OUT.

[@beans9288]

9:55Well of course Dad, you’re the Drift King.

[@Nexus__Ae]

Fear, enlargement, and frost potion is basically a potion to turn yourself into a yeti

[@cakeheart.]

that voiceover at the beginning was so pleasant, rt should do audiobooks

[@whitenoiz3048]

The cheeky reference to his Persona 5 play through at 11:17 did not escape me. Good to see Jack Black represented even in ye olden days.

[@peacefulsoysouce2869]

holy shit, the unmatched power of the sun in a bottle

[@danielhale1]

Customer: Help, rats have locked me out of my house- Dan: YOU NEED A POISON NUKE!

[@PixieBulb]

Fear, Enlargement, Frost Protection - clearly it's for the adventurer who needs to do the deed with a frost giant.

[@vegaomega6072]

RT doing the exact same thing that aliensrock did in his series by making a potion of healing and poisoning and selling it to no one because no one wants that

[@calj3497]

He should play this again, that was so funny

[@HatsODoom]

I need Speed Potions so I can do battle against the mighty lord of the north. Some call him Dan, others RT, but those who truly revere and fear him call him only by his true moniker: The Drift King.

[@__Pigeon]

I heard they called him the Potion Brewer back in college

[@parkerlreed]

The healing and damaging potion and the plot twist of that being normal drugs. 10/10

[@aidenpike2480]

6:56 RT invents the concept of every single lightbulb company's methods

[@Billaxle]

POTION SELLER! My wife wants to switch things up in the bedroom, but I'm so used to being on top that I don't think I can perform otherwise. Also, we live in Alaska.

[@robotko_ruslan]

4:17 Walter White came to check the quality of your BLUE product

[@CesarACastillo]

7:57: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds