Rude English Barber Shop Haircut ✂ 💈 ASMR

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FredsVoice ASMR

FredsVoice ASMR

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@FredsVoice
@FredsVoice 6 жыл бұрын
FIRST!.... It was World Mental Health day this week (10th October), so I thought I'd let you know I heavily support mental health. If you ever have an opportunity to check up on someone who might perhaps not be acting their usual selves, a small simple gesture of asking how that person is or even talking to them (as well as listening) can make a big difference for someone who is suffering with mental health. Depression & anxiety can make someone feel alone, like there is no hope or cure so that first point of contact is the most important step in helping someone on their road to recovery of health and happiness. Enjoy the video!
@HeatherMillwood
@HeatherMillwood 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for helping people relax, this helps some mental illnesses like anxiety! Have a good day and keep up the good work!
@bratpfanndb2567
@bratpfanndb2567 6 жыл бұрын
We don treat your kind lol
@HeatherMillwood
@HeatherMillwood 6 жыл бұрын
That Shrek reference. Lol
@bratpfanndb2567
@bratpfanndb2567 6 жыл бұрын
this guy I would use Adblock but I like to support him so I watch the video 1 time without Adblock and when I go to sleep I watch it witch Adblock
@mrfuzzypanda8
@mrfuzzypanda8 6 жыл бұрын
Not really his fault though and he's not about to be making these videos for free.
@LoDmg1112
@LoDmg1112 6 жыл бұрын
When are we getting the full Lord farquad experience?
@Z0mb13ta11ahase
@Z0mb13ta11ahase 6 жыл бұрын
YES have the camera set at freds chest the whole video XD
@Unknown77370
@Unknown77370 6 жыл бұрын
Devin Mchorse nah b I have the highest at one per second/ 42069
@Z0mb13ta11ahase
@Z0mb13ta11ahase 6 жыл бұрын
Antdamanvlogs what?
@Unknown77370
@Unknown77370 6 жыл бұрын
Devin Mchorse wrong comment 😂 my bad
@nathandkreosote9917
@nathandkreosote9917 6 жыл бұрын
Antdamanvlogs Delete it then, I why would you keep it up if you don’t want it there?
@rvaylor1714
@rvaylor1714 6 жыл бұрын
fred: “yes, yes lord farquad..” me: *INHALES*
@vinodmehra188
@vinodmehra188 4 жыл бұрын
Who's lord farquad?
@amberkise5975
@amberkise5975 4 жыл бұрын
Vinod Mehra He's in the first movie of Shrek
@vinodmehra188
@vinodmehra188 4 жыл бұрын
@@amberkise5975 thanks
@BirchPlank_tm
@BirchPlank_tm 4 жыл бұрын
**Farquaad smh
@pandareijgah3820
@pandareijgah3820 4 жыл бұрын
*SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME*
@tobyrulez62
@tobyrulez62 6 жыл бұрын
Time stamps 00:00 - Magnificent Frediness 0:50 - Insult 1:32 - Another Insult 2:02 - Again another Insult 4:20 - Oh look another Insult 4:52 - Guess what? Another Insult 5:38 - Go on take a guess? Spot on another Insult 7:10 - Jeez how many Insults are there, that's another though 10:39 - I mean how many times can you insult one person 22:17 - Like some of these are just really hurtful 27:25 - Like completely unnecessary you know 30:55 - Fully bordering on harassment, but sorry got a little off track there that's another insult of course 33:45 - Yet another insult, really its just obscene 34:15 - Another one, I'm beginning to wonder why i did this 35:55 - Like what am i gaining from this other than being insulted alot 36:41- Probably another insult I mean I don't know anymore I've given up at this point 37:10 of course I missed one should’ve guessed as much, too many to count Hope I didn't miss any :)
@intrepidxx9070
@intrepidxx9070 6 жыл бұрын
Toby awesome😂😂😂
@juiceflavour2092
@juiceflavour2092 6 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@themurrrr
@themurrrr 6 жыл бұрын
I am late to the game, but I just had to say this comment deserves waaaay more likes.
@beckylea4888
@beckylea4888 6 жыл бұрын
😂 love it
@moth3842
@moth3842 6 жыл бұрын
Fifteen
@tmnottrademark4463
@tmnottrademark4463 5 жыл бұрын
This isn't what Thanos meant when he said "You should have gone for the head."
@Burger914
@Burger914 5 жыл бұрын
But thanos doesn't have hair
@heythere1176
@heythere1176 5 жыл бұрын
It's the Music Guy not anymore
@nsfwry
@nsfwry 5 жыл бұрын
oml 😭😂
@vadersmind
@vadersmind 5 жыл бұрын
That's Good
@Blue-eg3fs
@Blue-eg3fs 5 жыл бұрын
actually brilliant
@bratpfanndb2567
@bratpfanndb2567 6 жыл бұрын
Fred has the highest ipm ( insults per minute )
@leonardchurch814
@leonardchurch814 6 жыл бұрын
Bratpfann db wouldn’t it be IPM than?
@bratpfanndb2567
@bratpfanndb2567 6 жыл бұрын
Leonard Church you Never saw me
@leonardchurch814
@leonardchurch814 6 жыл бұрын
Bratpfann db lol
@kaidensleeps355
@kaidensleeps355 6 жыл бұрын
I couldent tell if he was talking about me or shrek
@masonworker2670
@masonworker2670 6 жыл бұрын
I think Gordon Ramsey does actually
@AidanJeavons
@AidanJeavons 6 жыл бұрын
This needs to become a series with plot development. Maybe they gradually become friends or get discovered by Lord Farquad, either way it is my favourite of Fred's videos :)
@WhiteWolf_-lp9dz
@WhiteWolf_-lp9dz 5 жыл бұрын
Aidan That would be awesome! I would love to watch a series like that!
@dr.bitchcraft5457
@dr.bitchcraft5457 6 жыл бұрын
It is almost scary how much you look like Chris Hemsworth
@vividlydreaming300
@vividlydreaming300 6 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
@brandoncarvajal3029
@brandoncarvajal3029 6 жыл бұрын
YO SAME
@MentalParadox
@MentalParadox 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Hemsworth looks like Fred.
@bruhstus
@bruhstus 5 жыл бұрын
@@MentalParadox ladies and gentlemen here we have a man of culture
@hi-wu5dh
@hi-wu5dh 5 жыл бұрын
I dpnt even know who that is
@tibstiberius4745
@tibstiberius4745 6 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a re-upload of the rude barber. But all be damn, we get a sequel...sick
@thegenericshitposter
@thegenericshitposter 6 жыл бұрын
Rawls Tiberius same
@soviethogwash995
@soviethogwash995 6 жыл бұрын
Watch yo' profanity!
@yammmit
@yammmit 6 жыл бұрын
Rawls Tiberius The saying is not “all be damn,” it’s “I’ll be damned.”
@tibstiberius4745
@tibstiberius4745 6 жыл бұрын
@@yammmit yeah, I noticed my mistake, ehh, what ever.
@AlabamaMayne
@AlabamaMayne 6 жыл бұрын
TIMMMAY67 nah son, we all thought it was a reload. Damn us all.
@Keka71
@Keka71 5 жыл бұрын
“Yes, yes lord farquad” 0:10
@banjoscranjo
@banjoscranjo 4 жыл бұрын
* 0:07
@mrhandsome3507
@mrhandsome3507 4 жыл бұрын
Farquaad
@brodypenn
@brodypenn 4 жыл бұрын
J0E0J *0:09
@chiel4474
@chiel4474 6 жыл бұрын
I see too little comments about him talking to lord farquaad at the beginning
@ethangarwood527
@ethangarwood527 6 жыл бұрын
Meep 02 damn right it deserves more attention
@yammmit
@yammmit 6 жыл бұрын
Meep 02 too few comments*
@aelzim01
@aelzim01 6 жыл бұрын
He also did it in part one, that's where people blew up the comments.
@RPM.0102
@RPM.0102 6 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@heythere1176
@heythere1176 5 жыл бұрын
RPM stfu
@heyitzjay0211
@heyitzjay0211 5 жыл бұрын
"some local riff raff" dude I'm dead😂😂😂😂
@masonworker2670
@masonworker2670 6 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:Lord Farquad walks in and recognizes him as a high class noble
@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 6 жыл бұрын
or as a member of New Scotland Yard
@nikkine_6214
@nikkine_6214 6 жыл бұрын
I honestly always thought about this. He just has to throw that little plot twist in there, it'd be fantastic.
@darraghmurphy1940
@darraghmurphy1940 5 жыл бұрын
He’s just in disguise
@lanedrivecf1070
@lanedrivecf1070 5 жыл бұрын
Or his son
@nlrnightingale2924
@nlrnightingale2924 5 жыл бұрын
farquad: ahh good prince hows the bank account still in the multi trillions? fred: *whispering* fuck
@autisticvodka4444
@autisticvodka4444 4 жыл бұрын
Me: just a trim Him: whips out stormbreaker Me:🚗💨
@Xwolf-rn9ks
@Xwolf-rn9ks 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Kittentrollz
@Kittentrollz 6 жыл бұрын
That rain (at least I think it was rain?) in the background was a lovely extra.
@sadaesthetics5674
@sadaesthetics5674 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly 💕
@micharogalski9758
@micharogalski9758 5 жыл бұрын
No actually it's just my beautiful English weather it's been constantly raining for 2 days and it's going to rain until Thursday and we have flood warnings. I love English weather.
@12wholepizzas13
@12wholepizzas13 5 жыл бұрын
I only noticed after reading this
@domesticfix
@domesticfix 5 жыл бұрын
It was hia shirt
@georgekhidasheli4161
@georgekhidasheli4161 5 жыл бұрын
It was because of the lens, they kept making too much noise and they still do if you listen closely. Watch Asmr bloopers you'll see him rage over it it's very funny 🤣
@ray2390
@ray2390 5 жыл бұрын
When you rob a town in red dead and come back later for a hair cut😂
@MayHugger
@MayHugger 5 жыл бұрын
And then they finally catch on. "Ahh, you ignorant slaves. Finally taken notice have you?" -Oceiros, the Consumed King, Dark Souls 3
@gxthb7nny975
@gxthb7nny975 4 жыл бұрын
i would like this post but its at 69 likes
@MayHugger
@MayHugger 4 жыл бұрын
@@gxthb7nny975 Don't worry. I liked it for you. Now it's at 70 likes.
@gxthb7nny975
@gxthb7nny975 4 жыл бұрын
@@MayHugger nooooooooooooooooo
@MayHugger
@MayHugger 4 жыл бұрын
@@gxthb7nny975 You're welcome.
@SophiaF3499
@SophiaF3499 6 жыл бұрын
My man thor, you should pick up a book and read it to us, your voice is simply the greatest soothing male voice
@rainsofhealing
@rainsofhealing 6 жыл бұрын
Sophia Yes!!!!!!
@liambroen2067
@liambroen2067 6 жыл бұрын
Is this the actual actor of thor
@SophiaF3499
@SophiaF3499 6 жыл бұрын
no, that's chris hemsworth, that aint this man
@killermarknicol6086
@killermarknicol6086 5 жыл бұрын
Sophia want to talk
@JackMellor498
@JackMellor498 4 жыл бұрын
Fred: We don’t serve your kind here. Me: DO I LOOK LIKE A DROID TO YOU?! XD
@Xwolf-rn9ks
@Xwolf-rn9ks 3 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't give the black order hair cuts
@jamiedyer1088
@jamiedyer1088 6 жыл бұрын
The moment you realise Fred is actually the nice guy serving people his establishment doesn't accept 😮
@ArticulateDesignASMR
@ArticulateDesignASMR 6 жыл бұрын
Making my razor itch Fred!! Stellar as always, you've been in this game for a long time and it really really shows, everything is just so perfect.
@_bunnygirl_
@_bunnygirl_ 6 жыл бұрын
Did you just get off the phone with lord farquad from shrek.. fred is prince charming canon
@muhammadaburmeeleh8915
@muhammadaburmeeleh8915 6 жыл бұрын
i think he does the lord's hair
@nec_na5295
@nec_na5295 6 жыл бұрын
Nah he is thor visiting the shrek universe
@Dameinthewild
@Dameinthewild 6 жыл бұрын
I thought I heard that and then I said "LORD FARQUAD SENT US!" aloud in the little pig's voice. haha
@animeking1253
@animeking1253 6 жыл бұрын
😂
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 5 жыл бұрын
My Thor Charming nickname for him is now officially canon...perfect!
@Ascendeus
@Ascendeus 6 жыл бұрын
At first I thought this was a reupload of the shaving video but this is an awesome sequel. This man is multi-talented.
@DerMessiasderSatire
@DerMessiasderSatire 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely in time. I can't wait to be insulted extremely by a rude Thor-barber while falling asleep,I mean,who can? Great work,love the lord farquaad/shrek joke keep it up Greetings
@GeekedOutGaijin
@GeekedOutGaijin 6 жыл бұрын
Fred is an amazing actor and his content is extremely relaxing and funny which is quite a rare combination in ASMR nowadays, keep up the good work :)😝🤙🏻
@xXChloeKissXx
@xXChloeKissXx 6 жыл бұрын
" can you inform me what you're doing back here in my barber shop? " me: *sweats*
@ltlgameing
@ltlgameing 6 жыл бұрын
It really be like that
@kupavr2307
@kupavr2307 6 жыл бұрын
Zack Is wack
@moth3842
@moth3842 6 жыл бұрын
Me: I wanted to meet the avengers
@theh0pester929
@theh0pester929 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I see this comment on every one of his asmr vids this is getting ridiculous now tbh.
@Finxc
@Finxc 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I’ve seen this type of comment in his videos😂
@cruzzytv611
@cruzzytv611 5 жыл бұрын
*Rude Asguard Barber Shop Haircut ✂️💈ASMR*
@yeckio
@yeckio 6 жыл бұрын
I read rude English. I click as fast as I can!
@benji7275
@benji7275 6 жыл бұрын
Victor
@mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2
@mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2 6 жыл бұрын
Wot?
@slavking2775
@slavking2775 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Main
@harryliston2631
@harryliston2631 6 жыл бұрын
Ur an ass whole
@AndrewE0808
@AndrewE0808 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes, yes Lord Farquad"
@francescafranzoso8408
@francescafranzoso8408 6 жыл бұрын
I've just found you and I'm speechless! I love the low tone of your voice and the huge originality you hardly put in all of your videos. Go ahead and you will achieve great results!
@briannaweston3659
@briannaweston3659 6 жыл бұрын
5:00 You may have missed a couple of showers Me: **whispers** no u
@MegaGamer646
@MegaGamer646 3 жыл бұрын
Lol My Thoughts Exactly.
@yxvraj_01
@yxvraj_01 6 жыл бұрын
Fred should do a rude english ........ but in the scenario the customer has become high class
@silverfoxslash
@silverfoxslash 6 жыл бұрын
He kinda did. He found out they were high class on the phone
@silverfoxslash
@silverfoxslash 6 жыл бұрын
@Rooney I couldn't say. There's so many.
@lonelylemon858
@lonelylemon858 6 жыл бұрын
@Rooney rude English gentleman, shirt fitting video, he finds out that the person he's taking to/you is worth millions, needless to say he changes his attitude
@CJJC
@CJJC 6 жыл бұрын
Obsequious English Gentleman
@Drugdale
@Drugdale 6 жыл бұрын
what point in the video did he find this out? i couldnt find that part
@phrogchamp8576
@phrogchamp8576 6 жыл бұрын
“We don’t serve your kind here.” OUT OF CONTEXT UUHHHH
@billybluetheman9098
@billybluetheman9098 5 жыл бұрын
Lol me after fred says that "its 2019 mate your gonna have to narrow it down by what you mean by "your kind""
@Yunowuno
@Yunowuno 3 жыл бұрын
Pogchamp is your name is i see
@l_bmbr
@l_bmbr 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my oh my I have found you
@LUCKYGIRL1
@LUCKYGIRL1 6 жыл бұрын
Another great one. At first I didn’t like your rude videos but now I love them
@thethrashers200
@thethrashers200 6 жыл бұрын
Milllwall FC1885 that ain’t it chief
@plushtrappop
@plushtrappop 6 жыл бұрын
Ok what's going on?
@philderple997
@philderple997 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to see you around these parts. Hope things are going well for you and Nick
@adamwayne101
@adamwayne101 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@Paghmani1sher
@Paghmani1sher 6 жыл бұрын
@Milllwall FC1885 no let the girl have her fun Just pissed because I want some of dat
@mikaaoife6557
@mikaaoife6557 5 жыл бұрын
When I become a famous novelist I will book my hair appointments with you just for the heightened experience.
@ninaf77
@ninaf77 6 жыл бұрын
Local rifraff and lower class shaving 😂😂 they come back Fred as you are the master of rudeness and sarcasm. No one else does it better. Ps as I know you like Harry Potter. I am taking my kids to Alnwick Castle where the outside scenes where filmed. There are a couple of wizards teaching broomstick lessons. Can't wait. Hope you are well ❤️💜💖
@SeventhKishima
@SeventhKishima 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the old medieval way of him speaking Let’s us see what typeth beard we’re worketh with here?
@ricardotrevinojr1994
@ricardotrevinojr1994 6 жыл бұрын
At this point we're just ASMR masochists lol
@sheerkid447
@sheerkid447 6 жыл бұрын
Strange world we live in then
@diogorodrigues10
@diogorodrigues10 6 жыл бұрын
Tbf I can't remember the last time I had tingles. Mainly here bc it relaxes me, but I do miss feeling tingles! 😭
@baginsbilbo3941
@baginsbilbo3941 6 жыл бұрын
@Milllwall FC1885 i agree with you
@Zac03.
@Zac03. 6 жыл бұрын
We deserve pain from sexual desires caused by asmr?
@PT-on-YT
@PT-on-YT 6 жыл бұрын
@@Zac03. yeah like tf, I'm not getting horny from Fred insulting me
@MrEddie-go7dd
@MrEddie-go7dd 5 жыл бұрын
Thor: walks into barber shop Thor: Loki what are you doing here?! Barber: what do you mean Thor: throws rock at barber
@impossiblemovies323
@impossiblemovies323 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Talks what?
@codenamereaper2041
@codenamereaper2041 4 жыл бұрын
He means that he looks like loki and loki can shapeshift 😁
@Penta55555
@Penta55555 4 жыл бұрын
OK STOP!
@123hussian
@123hussian 6 жыл бұрын
I love the rain in the background
@twopebblesinthegreatlake4889
@twopebblesinthegreatlake4889 5 жыл бұрын
"How about some nice hydrating water?" "Actually coffee sounds great" "Water is a good choice"
@horatio899
@horatio899 5 жыл бұрын
Here take a bottle that once had water in it
@MayHugger
@MayHugger 5 жыл бұрын
@@horatio899 Well, since there is water in air, a bottle with only air in it is technically a bottle filled with water.
@MegaGamer646
@MegaGamer646 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I Was Sitting There And When He Saif Coffee I Wanted Water. P.S. I Don't Like Coffee
@TTVdmanBTW
@TTVdmanBTW 6 жыл бұрын
"We dont serve your kind here" LOL HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER love the content and roplays plz dont stop uploading ever.
@katlynelizabeth2168
@katlynelizabeth2168 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve never watched his rude videos but tbh they’re honestly the best rude asmr videos I’ve ever watched, it doesn’t seem forced. BEST ACTING.
@DarraKummitus666
@DarraKummitus666 6 жыл бұрын
Wait... This is rude? People always talk to me like this. I had no idea!
@nj8477
@nj8477 6 жыл бұрын
Sad
@RPM.0102
@RPM.0102 6 жыл бұрын
Looks like your being bullied
@iiixviiixvxxiii7395
@iiixviiixvxxiii7395 6 жыл бұрын
RPM 😂
@washedd3921
@washedd3921 6 жыл бұрын
F
@DiegoDiaz-kk3xh
@DiegoDiaz-kk3xh 6 жыл бұрын
Fricking same dude, just same
@carterjackson4173
@carterjackson4173 5 жыл бұрын
This was so tingly I didn’t need my headphones
@riley6475
@riley6475 6 жыл бұрын
"Its rude enough being alive when no one wants you" - Lord Farquad, Shrek (2001)
@zontenang6046
@zontenang6046 5 жыл бұрын
I was born in that year ...
@smlshrek7401
@smlshrek7401 5 жыл бұрын
SCREW YOU BILLY
@Kahr-el
@Kahr-el 5 жыл бұрын
Alexander The Great we are the elite my dude
@jukjr8805
@jukjr8805 4 жыл бұрын
I love how’s there’s rain in the back ground and it feels so smoothing. Great background choice. Love the series of cuts you give me. Oh I almost forgot, the money I showed you was counterfeit money but I love the hair cut.
@MrChoco409
@MrChoco409 6 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how happy i am that you made this. Haircuts rps are my favorite asmr vids(especially yours) and my favorite videos of yours are when one of the “local rif raf” comes in with serious bank and you treat them somewhat like your usual clientele. Thanks Fred.
@MrChoco409
@MrChoco409 6 жыл бұрын
Also happy 300k subs
@sammyleet03
@sammyleet03 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every time says something to insult us he does this small smile as if to say "I'm far better than you and you know it" 🤣🤣
@therollingegggaming5806
@therollingegggaming5806 6 жыл бұрын
Do a role reversal where we’re being rude to u
@vathek5958
@vathek5958 6 жыл бұрын
There is the one, I think it’s called restaurant snob or something, where he plays both the rude customer and the somewhat-out-of-his-depth waiter
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 5 жыл бұрын
The fact you mentioned Farquaad just solidifies my Thor Charming theory and I adore it. The rain in the background seriously adds to this. It’s so relaxing despite you being the REG vagrant we all adore. Very good video thank you Fred
@bageled_meme9867
@bageled_meme9867 6 жыл бұрын
4:34 Me: “I’ll just leave then. Its not like you want my “KIND” of people in here anyway, you assh-“ Commercial: “We’ll be back shortly.”
@drunk3ndoctor196
@drunk3ndoctor196 5 жыл бұрын
This is among one of my top favorites of ASMR from our Fred 😇🖤
@XXVIII28
@XXVIII28 6 жыл бұрын
Fred should make a version of the nice English barber where we’re the upper class person in the next one!
@plazasta
@plazasta 6 жыл бұрын
XXVlll basically these experiences from Lord Farquaad's (hope I didn't butcher the spelling) point of view
@DraughtEmu8
@DraughtEmu8 6 жыл бұрын
I met the Lord last time he is taller in person.
@TheMKThornton
@TheMKThornton 4 жыл бұрын
The lighting and background are well matched for this. Love it!
@kaidensleeps355
@kaidensleeps355 6 жыл бұрын
This is somewhere in the timeline between thor 2 and before shrek 1
@nathanielmarois9121
@nathanielmarois9121 5 жыл бұрын
Lord Farqaad
@brypo2120
@brypo2120 5 жыл бұрын
Kaiden sleeps lord farqaad would be pleased
@klynne8410
@klynne8410 4 жыл бұрын
He's like rude but also really seems to attend the customer??? Lol 😂
@urielperez7430
@urielperez7430 6 жыл бұрын
Happy 300K Fred!!!! Loving the channel!!! Keep up the good work!!!!
@MrBikboi
@MrBikboi 4 жыл бұрын
The world would be a better place if everyone was a pure white anglo saxon like this man, these are the genetics that the gods handcrafted.
@noahgilmore4837
@noahgilmore4837 6 жыл бұрын
Has Fred ever done a Jamie Lannister role play? Cause I think he could nail it. Like season 1 and 2 Jamie especially.
@Marseillekuz
@Marseillekuz 6 жыл бұрын
Rude knight teaches you to hold a sword
@fizzyxcustard
@fizzyxcustard 6 жыл бұрын
I started listening to this and was fast asleep within two minutes!
@bronsgiants
@bronsgiants 6 жыл бұрын
Fred we need a part 3 of this!!! It could be fun if Lord Faquard entered in the last 5 seconds :P
@rainsofhealing
@rainsofhealing 6 жыл бұрын
I enjoy Fred’s videos but I can’t help but laugh 😆 when a ‘high end stylist’ uses plastic kitchen shears or Fiskars for top-end haircuts. Hehe it’s cute. (Most ASMR artists do the same). Luv ur work Fred! 😁👍
@88thCompany
@88thCompany 6 жыл бұрын
When rudeness becomes relaxing...it’s Fred’s miracle recipe of relaxing insults lol. Love it as always! Keep it up Fred!😉
@finbarthewolf8643
@finbarthewolf8643 6 жыл бұрын
You look amazing in that outfit. I would trust you with my hair any day 😂
@ianchamberlain488
@ianchamberlain488 6 жыл бұрын
“Oh goodness me” that made me laugh really hard actually.
@Excalibur1911
@Excalibur1911 5 жыл бұрын
*aftermath of Infinity Wars* Thor: " I'll give you a luxurious cut"
@josipkreso9962
@josipkreso9962 5 жыл бұрын
You mean luxuriosus right ;D...its latin hah.... what am i doing with my life...
@Excalibur1911
@Excalibur1911 5 жыл бұрын
@@josipkreso9962 no I don't, I mean luxurious, the actual word
@thyhashbrown8298
@thyhashbrown8298 5 жыл бұрын
Noobmaster69 beat him and now he just cuts hair
@Muddyway
@Muddyway 6 жыл бұрын
This made my Sunday afternoon perfect, thank you, Fred!
@jessicabunbun620
@jessicabunbun620 5 жыл бұрын
omg i'm so used to hearing women do asmr xD THIS IS SO COOL!
@talkingtina4519
@talkingtina4519 4 жыл бұрын
Jessica bunbun he is the first male ASMR artist that doesn’t give a creepy vibe.
@aidymurph3887
@aidymurph3887 4 жыл бұрын
@@talkingtina4519 tbh that is really sexist
@talkingtina4519
@talkingtina4519 4 жыл бұрын
Aidy Murph Here we go.... sorry but true and I love cock more than the next “person” but some some “people” with cocks have creepy voices, just saying.
@aidymurph3887
@aidymurph3887 4 жыл бұрын
@@talkingtina4519 jesus christ it's just a different oragan. Just because a male ASMRtist gives a "creepy" vibe on KZbin doesnt mean they are. I'm sure there are some "creepy" ASMRtists that are female.
@aidymurph3887
@aidymurph3887 4 жыл бұрын
@@talkingtina4519 I never intended on a arguement. But you have to understand that an opinion like that is not going to leave everybody happy. In fact more people will disagree with you than agree. Just an opinion 😜
@mitchellprichard4417
@mitchellprichard4417 6 жыл бұрын
some water? perfect, here's a bottle
@Fookracists
@Fookracists 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@smokinjoeee
@smokinjoeee 6 жыл бұрын
Him: that is quite alot of money. Me (holding a dime): It is?
@kieranheslop9560
@kieranheslop9560 5 жыл бұрын
Mr beast just walks in
@oristeele9453
@oristeele9453 4 жыл бұрын
@@kieranheslop9560 Mr Beast's new video title: "I paid 1000,000 dollars for Thor to cut my hair."
@MegaGamer646
@MegaGamer646 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I Was Counting How Much I Owe Already
@nicholaslemons2021
@nicholaslemons2021 6 жыл бұрын
Hey! you probably won’t see this, but would you consider doing a beauty and the beast roleplay asmr of like the beast after he turned human and hes inviting you into his castle? i’d literally die happy!!😍😭❤️
@airforcewife1516
@airforcewife1516 6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Lemons agreed! I’d love to see that
@sprunklesyt5350
@sprunklesyt5350 6 жыл бұрын
That would be really cool
@scarlettmoonfly1596
@scarlettmoonfly1596 6 жыл бұрын
You're weird
@life0fcomedyz47
@life0fcomedyz47 6 жыл бұрын
Homosexual
@sprunklesyt5350
@sprunklesyt5350 6 жыл бұрын
@@life0fcomedyz47 does it matter if he's homosexual or not? Don't know why you brought that up
@RPM.0102
@RPM.0102 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! A second version of my favourite ASMR video!!!
@plazasta
@plazasta 6 жыл бұрын
Again, I'd love for the ending to one of these videos being the "lower class" person revealing their true identity as a very highly ranked person Like you're not a local, but a travelling duke who decided to fool around with people
@boots4328
@boots4328 Жыл бұрын
My wife thinks I’m crazy but I love the lord Farquaad videos
@masonhart1580
@masonhart1580 6 жыл бұрын
Since he says “your kind” all the time. And talks to the Lord from Shrek. I think we are “creatures” like Shrek. Eh?
@callumcharles7276
@callumcharles7276 6 жыл бұрын
Mason Hart this is cannon now
@bageled_meme9867
@bageled_meme9867 6 жыл бұрын
8:05 Grabs the pillow knocks out Fred *In a stereotypical Asian voice* “I am from de far eas and was sent he’ to kirr dis man.”
@cordedwaif
@cordedwaif 6 жыл бұрын
Y et
@TheRussianWookie
@TheRussianWookie 6 жыл бұрын
He’s talking about African Americans
@lupo6457
@lupo6457 6 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is this is actually a shrek roleplay
@vinny_rivera
@vinny_rivera 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. I laughed so hard when he said “yes lord fardauad.” And talking about a haircut that can make him seem taller XD
@anthonykartalyan9895
@anthonykartalyan9895 6 жыл бұрын
I swear the road to finding the best ASMR for sleep is paved by passive aggressive insults forged in the mouths of rude English gentlemen.
@rainsofhealing
@rainsofhealing 6 жыл бұрын
Fred we LOVE your VOICE! Can you please READ a book to us? Oh, maybe Jane Austin?😁😍 some relaxing ambient sounds like fireplace or light rain, soft lighting and tapping the book, page turning etc. Candles all over a bonus!
@jasonbagwell5129
@jasonbagwell5129 6 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man I see rude English I click
@psyck5767
@psyck5767 6 жыл бұрын
Simple man Simple needs
@dylantaslim7806
@dylantaslim7806 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see man, I click.
@canberk6156
@canberk6156 6 жыл бұрын
ı'm a simple man, I see a video, I click
@harryliston2631
@harryliston2631 6 жыл бұрын
Ur an ass whole
@thedevilyouknow951
@thedevilyouknow951 6 жыл бұрын
@@harryliston2631k
@LemonadetvYT
@LemonadetvYT 5 жыл бұрын
Rude barber: (being rude to his customers) Customer: May I call your manager?
@horatio899
@horatio899 5 жыл бұрын
No karen
@MajorMokoto
@MajorMokoto 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I don't know if this is ASMR because I'm laughing so damn hard. lmao
@trev5427
@trev5427 6 жыл бұрын
BRUCE BANNER HAS LEFT THE CHAT.....
@Xwolf-rn9ks
@Xwolf-rn9ks 3 жыл бұрын
Hulk: ME ANGRY Thor: *does asmr* Hulk: me calm....
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 6 жыл бұрын
Always nice to know that my barber is a fellow droog 🧐🎩
@puerkito9893
@puerkito9893 5 жыл бұрын
That’s a handsome Hypstery-classy dude right there
@2017rickandmortywallpaper
@2017rickandmortywallpaper 6 жыл бұрын
When you hear the name lord Farquaad in the first 10 seconds you know damn well that this video is gonna be great !
@nvzarty3423
@nvzarty3423 5 жыл бұрын
Ironman: Thor make a distraction on Thanos Thor: Calls thanos in for a haircut Thor:
@ifruitified1565
@ifruitified1565 6 жыл бұрын
I cant get over how crisp your beard looks in these vids
@mslovelyshot
@mslovelyshot 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like his hair always looks unwashed though...🤔
@miss7182
@miss7182 6 жыл бұрын
Some of these insults actually have me “Ooh burn” while dozing off to sleep
@ericabessey9800
@ericabessey9800 6 жыл бұрын
If thor actually gave someone a haircut
@dylantaslim7806
@dylantaslim7806 6 жыл бұрын
Sir, place your phone here, we do not allow customers utilizing their phones during their cut. Customer: *places phone on table* Barber: *places mjölnir on phone* Customer: *places charges on mjölnir*
@RPM.0102
@RPM.0102 6 жыл бұрын
He cuts your hair with his hammer...
@jssqpd7416
@jssqpd7416 4 жыл бұрын
The truth relaxes mea lot your videos do not stop uploading ♡
@nykoalmazan8021
@nykoalmazan8021 6 жыл бұрын
This man said lord Farqaud I’m dead😂💀💀
@spiderfreak8877
@spiderfreak8877 4 жыл бұрын
Never have rude words made me feel so relaxed. Good Job Fred
@SuperSorrell
@SuperSorrell 6 жыл бұрын
specialist equipment.... a paint brush :P
@luxas9454
@luxas9454 5 жыл бұрын
i love the slightly rain sounds in the background
@anxietyattack2465
@anxietyattack2465 4 жыл бұрын
"I see you havent shaved" Me a female: i know my beard is amazing
@ucantcoverme8674
@ucantcoverme8674 6 жыл бұрын
How does Fred not have 1 mill subscribers he’s way better than the other Asmr people
@tyrburgess9561
@tyrburgess9561 6 жыл бұрын
Fred’s about to bet Johnny sins as the most talented man alive he’s a conductor,barber,mechanic,doctor,lecturer, customs employe, the list goes on.
@TheLordofASMR
@TheLordofASMR 6 жыл бұрын
This is great, always love the Barber ones :)
@KingSalemence3
@KingSalemence3 6 жыл бұрын
Thor vs Faarquod 2 Electric Boogaloo!
@ascendedjupiter8629
@ascendedjupiter8629 6 жыл бұрын
*farquaad
@Drxne999
@Drxne999 5 жыл бұрын
I love Fred I got som good cologne got my shoes lookin spiffy and clean got a couple of gamesome now getting a haircut and on Sunday I’ll be taking a train
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