Rude English Barber Shop Haircut ✂ 💈 ASMR

[@FredsVoice]

FIRST!.... It was World Mental Health day this week (10th October), so I thought I'd let you know I heavily support mental health. If you ever have an opportunity to check up on someone who might perhaps not be acting their usual selves, a small simple gesture of asking how that person is or even talking to them (as well as listening) can make a big difference for someone who is suffering with mental health. Depression & anxiety can make someone feel alone, like there is no hope or cure so that first point of contact is the most important step in helping someone on their road to recovery of health and happiness. Enjoy the video!

[@HeatherMillwood]

Thank you for helping people relax, this helps some mental illnesses like anxiety! Have a good day and keep up the good work!

[@bratpfanndb2567]

We don treat your kind lol

[@HeatherMillwood]

That Shrek reference. Lol

[@bratpfanndb2567]

this guy I would use Adblock but I like to support him so I watch the video 1 time without Adblock and when I go to sleep I watch it witch Adblock

[@mrfuzzypanda8]

Not really his fault though and he's not about to be making these videos for free.

[@LoDmg1112]

When are we getting the full Lord farquad experience?

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

YES have the camera set at freds chest the whole video XD

[@Unknown77370]

Devin Mchorse nah b I have the highest at one per second/ 42069

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

Antdamanvlogs what?

[@Unknown77370]

Devin Mchorse wrong comment 😂 my bad

[@nathandkreosote9917]

Antdamanvlogs Delete it then, I why would you keep it up if you don’t want it there?

[@rvaylor1714]

fred: “yes, yes lord farquad..” me: *INHALES*

[@vinodmehra188]

Who's lord farquad?

[@amberkise5975]

Vinod Mehra He's in the first movie of Shrek

[@vinodmehra188]

@@amberkise5975 thanks

[@BirchPlank_tm]

**Farquaad smh

[@pandareijgah3820]

*SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME*

[@tobyrulez62]

Time stamps 00:00 - Magnificent Frediness 0:50 - Insult 1:32 - Another Insult 2:02 - Again another Insult 4:20 - Oh look another Insult 4:52 - Guess what? Another Insult 5:38 - Go on take a guess? Spot on another Insult 7:10 - Jeez how many Insults are there, that's another though 10:39 - I mean how many times can you insult one person 22:17 - Like some of these are just really hurtful 27:25 - Like completely unnecessary you know 30:55 - Fully bordering on harassment, but sorry got a little off track there that's another insult of course 33:45 - Yet another insult, really its just obscene 34:15 - Another one, I'm beginning to wonder why i did this 35:55 - Like what am i gaining from this other than being insulted alot 36:41- Probably another insult I mean I don't know anymore I've given up at this point 37:10 of course I missed one should’ve guessed as much, too many to count Hope I didn't miss any :)

[@intrepidxx9070]

Toby awesome😂😂😂

[@juiceflavour2092]

Best comment

[@themurrrr]

I am late to the game, but I just had to say this comment deserves waaaay more likes.

[@beckylea4888]

😂 love it

[@moth3842]

Fifteen

[@tmnottrademark4463]

This isn't what Thanos meant when he said "You should have gone for the head."

[@Burger914]

But thanos doesn't have hair

[@heythere1176]

It's the Music Guy not anymore

[@nsfwry]

oml 😭😂

[@vadersmind]

That's Good

[@Blue-eg3fs]

actually brilliant

[@bratpfanndb2567]

Fred has the highest ipm ( insults per minute )

[@leonardchurch814]

Bratpfann db wouldn’t it be IPM than?

[@bratpfanndb2567]

Leonard Church you Never saw me

[@leonardchurch814]

Bratpfann db lol

[@kaidensleeps355]

I couldent tell if he was talking about me or shrek

[@masonworker2670]

I think Gordon Ramsey does actually

[@AidanJeavons]

This needs to become a series with plot development. Maybe they gradually become friends or get discovered by Lord Farquad, either way it is my favourite of Fred's videos :)

[@WhiteWolf_-lp9dz]

Aidan That would be awesome! I would love to watch a series like that!

[@dr.bitchcraft5457]

It is almost scary how much you look like Chris Hemsworth

[@vividlydreaming300]

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

[@brandoncarvajal3029]

YO SAME

[@MentalParadox]

Chris Hemsworth looks like Fred.

[@bruhstus]

@@MentalParadox ladies and gentlemen here we have a man of culture

[@hi-wu5dh]

I dpnt even know who that is

[@tibstiberius4745]

I thought this was a re-upload of the rude barber. But all be damn, we get a sequel...sick

[@thegenericshitposter]

Rawls Tiberius same

[@soviethogwash995]

Watch yo' profanity!

[@yammmit]

Rawls Tiberius The saying is not “all be damn,” it’s “I’ll be damned.”

[@tibstiberius4745]

@@yammmit yeah, I noticed my mistake, ehh, what ever.

[@AlabamaMayne]

TIMMMAY67 nah son, we all thought it was a reload. Damn us all.

[@Keka71]

“Yes, yes lord farquad” 0:10

[@banjoscranjo]

* 0:07

[@mrhandsome3507]

Farquaad

[@brodypenn]

J0E0J *0:09

[@chiel4474]

I see too little comments about him talking to lord farquaad at the beginning

[@ethangarwood527]

Meep 02 damn right it deserves more attention

[@yammmit]

Meep 02 too few comments*

[@aelzim01]

He also did it in part one, that's where people blew up the comments.

[@RPM.0102]

Stfu

[@heythere1176]

RPM stfu

[@heyitzjay0211]

"some local riff raff" dude I'm dead😂😂😂😂

[@masonworker2670]

Plot twist:Lord Farquad walks in and recognizes him as a high class noble

[@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295]

or as a member of New Scotland Yard

[@nikkine_6214]

I honestly always thought about this. He just has to throw that little plot twist in there, it'd be fantastic.

[@darraghmurphy1940]

He’s just in disguise

[@lanedrivecf1070]

Or his son

[@nlrnightingale2924]

farquad: ahh good prince hows the bank account still in the multi trillions? fred: *whispering* fuck

[@autisticvodka4444]

Me: just a trim Him: whips out stormbreaker Me:🚗💨

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

Lol

[@Kittentrollz]

That rain (at least I think it was rain?) in the background was a lovely extra.

[@sadaesthetics5674]

Exactly 💕

[@micharogalski9758]

No actually it's just my beautiful English weather it's been constantly raining for 2 days and it's going to rain until Thursday and we have flood warnings. I love English weather.

[@12wholepizzas13]

I only noticed after reading this

[@domesticfix]

It was hia shirt

[@georgekhidasheli4161]

It was because of the lens, they kept making too much noise and they still do if you listen closely. Watch Asmr bloopers you'll see him rage over it it's very funny 🤣

[@ray2390]

When you rob a town in red dead and come back later for a hair cut😂

[@MayHugger]

And then they finally catch on. "Ahh, you ignorant slaves. Finally taken notice have you?" -Oceiros, the Consumed King, Dark Souls 3

[@gxthb7nny975]

i would like this post but its at 69 likes

[@MayHugger]

@@gxthb7nny975 Don't worry. I liked it for you. Now it's at 70 likes.

[@gxthb7nny975]

@@MayHugger nooooooooooooooooo

[@MayHugger]

@@gxthb7nny975 You're welcome.

[@SophiaF3499]

My man thor, you should pick up a book and read it to us, your voice is simply the greatest soothing male voice

[@rainsofhealing]

Sophia Yes!!!!!!

[@liambroen2067]

Is this the actual actor of thor

[@SophiaF3499]

no, that's chris hemsworth, that aint this man

[@killermarknicol6086]

Sophia want to talk

[@JackMellor498]

Fred: We don’t serve your kind here. Me: DO I LOOK LIKE A DROID TO YOU?! XD

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

No he doesn't give the black order hair cuts

[@jamiedyer1088]

The moment you realise Fred is actually the nice guy serving people his establishment doesn't accept 😮

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Making my razor itch Fred!! Stellar as always, you've been in this game for a long time and it really really shows, everything is just so perfect.

[@_bunnygirl_]

Did you just get off the phone with lord farquad from shrek.. fred is prince charming canon

[@muhammadaburmeeleh8915]

i think he does the lord's hair

[@nec_na5295]

Nah he is thor visiting the shrek universe

[@Dameinthewild]

I thought I heard that and then I said "LORD FARQUAD SENT US!" aloud in the little pig's voice. haha

[@animeking1253]

😂

[@JaggedBird]

My Thor Charming nickname for him is now officially canon...perfect!

[@Ascendeus]

At first I thought this was a reupload of the shaving video but this is an awesome sequel. This man is multi-talented.

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

Absolutely in time. I can't wait to be insulted extremely by a rude Thor-barber while falling asleep,I mean,who can? Great work,love the lord farquaad/shrek joke keep it up Greetings

[@GeekedOutGaijin]

Fred is an amazing actor and his content is extremely relaxing and funny which is quite a rare combination in ASMR nowadays, keep up the good work :)😝🤙🏻

[@xXChloeKissXx]

" can you inform me what you're doing back here in my barber shop? " me: *sweats*

[@ltlgameing]

It really be like that

[@kupavr2307]

Zack Is wack

[@moth3842]

Me: I wanted to meet the avengers

[@theh0pester929]

Lmao I see this comment on every one of his asmr vids this is getting ridiculous now tbh.

[@Finxc]

The amount of times I’ve seen this type of comment in his videos😂

[@cruzzytv611]

*Rude Asguard Barber Shop Haircut ✂️💈ASMR*

[@yeckio]

I read rude English. I click as fast as I can!

[@benji7275]

Victor

[@mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2]

Wot?

[@slavking2775]

Victor Main

[@harryliston2631]

Ur an ass whole

[@AndrewE0808]

"Yes, yes Lord Farquad"

[@francescafranzoso8408]

I've just found you and I'm speechless! I love the low tone of your voice and the huge originality you hardly put in all of your videos. Go ahead and you will achieve great results!

[@briannaweston3659]

5:00 You may have missed a couple of showers Me: **whispers** no u

[@MegaGamer646]

Lol My Thoughts Exactly.

[@yxvraj_01]

Fred should do a rude english ........ but in the scenario the customer has become high class

[@silverfoxslash]

He kinda did. He found out they were high class on the phone

[@silverfoxslash]

@Rooney I couldn't say. There's so many.

[@lonelylemon858]

@Rooney rude English gentleman, shirt fitting video, he finds out that the person he's taking to/you is worth millions, needless to say he changes his attitude

[@CJJC]

Obsequious English Gentleman

[@Drugdale]

what point in the video did he find this out? i couldnt find that part

[@phrogchamp8576]

“We don’t serve your kind here.” OUT OF CONTEXT UUHHHH

[@billybluetheman9098]

Lol me after fred says that "its 2019 mate your gonna have to narrow it down by what you mean by "your kind""

[@Yunowuno]

Pogchamp is your name is i see

[@l_bmbr]

Oh my oh my I have found you

[@LUCKYGIRL1]

Another great one. At first I didn’t like your rude videos but now I love them

[@thethrashers200]

Milllwall FC1885 that ain’t it chief

[@plushtrappop]

Ok what's going on?

[@philderple997]

Didn't expect to see you around these parts. Hope things are going well for you and Nick

[@adamwayne101]

lol

[@Paghmani1sher]

@Milllwall FC1885 no let the girl have her fun Just pissed because I want some of dat

[@mikaaoife6557]

When I become a famous novelist I will book my hair appointments with you just for the heightened experience.

[@ninaf77]

Local rifraff and lower class shaving 😂😂 they come back Fred as you are the master of rudeness and sarcasm. No one else does it better. Ps as I know you like Harry Potter. I am taking my kids to Alnwick Castle where the outside scenes where filmed. There are a couple of wizards teaching broomstick lessons. Can't wait. Hope you are well ❤️💜💖

[@SeventhKishima]

Imagine the old medieval way of him speaking Let’s us see what typeth beard we’re worketh with here?

[@ricardotrevinojr1994]

At this point we're just ASMR masochists lol

[@sheerkid447]

Strange world we live in then

[@diogorodrigues10]

Tbf I can't remember the last time I had tingles. Mainly here bc it relaxes me, but I do miss feeling tingles! 😭

[@baginsbilbo3941]

@Milllwall FC1885 i agree with you

[@Zac03.]

We deserve pain from sexual desires caused by asmr?

[@PT-on-YT]

@@Zac03. yeah like tf, I'm not getting horny from Fred insulting me

[@MrEddie-go7dd]

Thor: walks into barber shop Thor: Loki what are you doing here?! Barber: what do you mean Thor: throws rock at barber

[@impossiblemovies323]

Michael Talks what?

[@codenamereaper2041]

He means that he looks like loki and loki can shapeshift 😁

[@Penta55555]

OK STOP!

[@123hussian]

I love the rain in the background

[@twopebblesinthegreatlake4889]

"How about some nice hydrating water?" "Actually coffee sounds great" "Water is a good choice"

[@horatio899]

Here take a bottle that once had water in it

[@MayHugger]

@@horatio899 Well, since there is water in air, a bottle with only air in it is technically a bottle filled with water.

[@MegaGamer646]

Lol I Was Sitting There And When He Saif Coffee I Wanted Water. P.S. I Don't Like Coffee

[@TTVdmanBTW]

"We dont serve your kind here" LOL HAD ME DYING OF LAUGHTER love the content and roplays plz dont stop uploading ever.

[@katlynelizabeth2168]

I’ve never watched his rude videos but tbh they’re honestly the best rude asmr videos I’ve ever watched, it doesn’t seem forced. BEST ACTING.

[@DarraKummitus666]

Wait... This is rude? People always talk to me like this. I had no idea!

[@nj8477]

Sad

[@RPM.0102]

Looks like your being bullied

[@iiixviiixvxxiii7395]

RPM 😂

[@washedd3921]

F

[@DiegoDiaz-kk3xh]

Fricking same dude, just same

[@carterjackson4173]

This was so tingly I didn’t need my headphones

[@riley6475]

"Its rude enough being alive when no one wants you" - Lord Farquad, Shrek (2001)

[@zontenang6046]

I was born in that year ...

[@smlshrek7401]

SCREW YOU BILLY

[@Kahr-el]

Alexander The Great we are the elite my dude

[@jukjr8805]

I love how’s there’s rain in the back ground and it feels so smoothing. Great background choice. Love the series of cuts you give me. Oh I almost forgot, the money I showed you was counterfeit money but I love the hair cut.

[@MrChoco409]

You have no idea how happy i am that you made this. Haircuts rps are my favorite asmr vids(especially yours) and my favorite videos of yours are when one of the “local rif raf” comes in with serious bank and you treat them somewhat like your usual clientele. Thanks Fred.

[@MrChoco409]

Also happy 300k subs

[@sammyleet03]

I love how every time says something to insult us he does this small smile as if to say "I'm far better than you and you know it" 🤣🤣

[@therollingegggaming5806]

Do a role reversal where we’re being rude to u

[@vathek5958]

There is the one, I think it’s called restaurant snob or something, where he plays both the rude customer and the somewhat-out-of-his-depth waiter

[@JaggedBird]

The fact you mentioned Farquaad just solidifies my Thor Charming theory and I adore it. The rain in the background seriously adds to this. It’s so relaxing despite you being the REG vagrant we all adore. Very good video thank you Fred

[@bageled_meme9867]

4:34 Me: “I’ll just leave then. Its not like you want my “KIND” of people in here anyway, you assh-“ Commercial: “We’ll be back shortly.”

[@drunk3ndoctor196]

This is among one of my top favorites of ASMR from our Fred 😇🖤

[@XXVIII28]

Fred should make a version of the nice English barber where we’re the upper class person in the next one!

[@plazasta]

XXVlll basically these experiences from Lord Farquaad's (hope I didn't butcher the spelling) point of view

[@DraughtEmu8]

I met the Lord last time he is taller in person.

[@TheMKThornton]

The lighting and background are well matched for this. Love it!

[@kaidensleeps355]

This is somewhere in the timeline between thor 2 and before shrek 1

[@nathanielmarois9121]

Lord Farqaad

[@brypo2120]

Kaiden sleeps lord farqaad would be pleased

[@klynne8410]

He's like rude but also really seems to attend the customer??? Lol 😂

[@urielperez7430]

Happy 300K Fred!!!! Loving the channel!!! Keep up the good work!!!!

[@MrBikboi]

The world would be a better place if everyone was a pure white anglo saxon like this man, these are the genetics that the gods handcrafted.

[@noahgilmore4837]

Has Fred ever done a Jamie Lannister role play? Cause I think he could nail it. Like season 1 and 2 Jamie especially.

[@Marseillekuz]

Rude knight teaches you to hold a sword

[@fizzyxcustard]

I started listening to this and was fast asleep within two minutes!

[@bronsgiants]

Fred we need a part 3 of this!!! It could be fun if Lord Faquard entered in the last 5 seconds :P

[@rainsofhealing]

I enjoy Fred’s videos but I can’t help but laugh 😆 when a ‘high end stylist’ uses plastic kitchen shears or Fiskars for top-end haircuts. Hehe it’s cute. (Most ASMR artists do the same). Luv ur work Fred! 😁👍

[@88thCompany]

When rudeness becomes relaxing...it’s Fred’s miracle recipe of relaxing insults lol. Love it as always! Keep it up Fred!😉

[@finbarthewolf8643]

You look amazing in that outfit. I would trust you with my hair any day 😂

[@ianchamberlain488]

“Oh goodness me” that made me laugh really hard actually.

[@Excalibur1911]

*aftermath of Infinity Wars* Thor: " I'll give you a luxurious cut"

[@josipkreso9962]

You mean luxuriosus right ;D...its latin hah.... what am i doing with my life...

[@Excalibur1911]

@@josipkreso9962 no I don't, I mean luxurious, the actual word

[@thyhashbrown8298]

Noobmaster69 beat him and now he just cuts hair

[@Muddyway]

This made my Sunday afternoon perfect, thank you, Fred!

[@jessicabunbun620]

omg i'm so used to hearing women do asmr xD THIS IS SO COOL!

[@talkingtina4519]

Jessica bunbun he is the first male ASMR artist that doesn’t give a creepy vibe.

[@aidymurph3887]

@@talkingtina4519 tbh that is really sexist

[@talkingtina4519]

Aidy Murph Here we go.... sorry but true and I love cock more than the next “person” but some some “people” with cocks have creepy voices, just saying.

[@aidymurph3887]

@@talkingtina4519 jesus christ it's just a different oragan. Just because a male ASMRtist gives a "creepy" vibe on KZbin doesnt mean they are. I'm sure there are some "creepy" ASMRtists that are female.

[@aidymurph3887]

@@talkingtina4519 I never intended on a arguement. But you have to understand that an opinion like that is not going to leave everybody happy. In fact more people will disagree with you than agree. Just an opinion 😜

[@mitchellprichard4417]

some water? perfect, here's a bottle

[@Fookracists]

🤣🤣😂

[@smokinjoeee]

Him: that is quite alot of money. Me (holding a dime): It is?

[@kieranheslop9560]

Mr beast just walks in

[@oristeele9453]

@@kieranheslop9560 Mr Beast's new video title: "I paid 1000,000 dollars for Thor to cut my hair."

[@MegaGamer646]

Lol I Was Counting How Much I Owe Already

[@nicholaslemons2021]

Hey! you probably won’t see this, but would you consider doing a beauty and the beast roleplay asmr of like the beast after he turned human and hes inviting you into his castle? i’d literally die happy!!😍😭❤️

[@airforcewife1516]

Nicholas Lemons agreed! I’d love to see that

[@sprunklesyt5350]

That would be really cool

[@scarlettmoonfly1596]

You're weird

[@life0fcomedyz47]

Homosexual

[@sprunklesyt5350]

@@life0fcomedyz47 does it matter if he's homosexual or not? Don't know why you brought that up

[@RPM.0102]

Yes!!! A second version of my favourite ASMR video!!!

[@plazasta]

Again, I'd love for the ending to one of these videos being the "lower class" person revealing their true identity as a very highly ranked person Like you're not a local, but a travelling duke who decided to fool around with people

[@boots4328]

My wife thinks I’m crazy but I love the lord Farquaad videos

[@masonhart1580]

Since he says “your kind” all the time. And talks to the Lord from Shrek. I think we are “creatures” like Shrek. Eh?

[@callumcharles7276]

Mason Hart this is cannon now

[@bageled_meme9867]

8:05 Grabs the pillow knocks out Fred *In a stereotypical Asian voice* “I am from de far eas and was sent he’ to kirr dis man.”

[@cordedwaif]

Y et

[@TheRussianWookie]

He’s talking about African Americans

[@lupo6457]

So what you're saying is this is actually a shrek roleplay

[@vinny_rivera]

Oh my god. I laughed so hard when he said “yes lord fardauad.” And talking about a haircut that can make him seem taller XD

[@anthonykartalyan9895]

I swear the road to finding the best ASMR for sleep is paved by passive aggressive insults forged in the mouths of rude English gentlemen.

[@rainsofhealing]

Fred we LOVE your VOICE! Can you please READ a book to us? Oh, maybe Jane Austin?😁😍 some relaxing ambient sounds like fireplace or light rain, soft lighting and tapping the book, page turning etc. Candles all over a bonus!

[@jasonbagwell5129]

I’m a simple man I see rude English I click

[@psyck5767]

Simple man Simple needs

[@dylantaslim7806]

I'm a simple man, I see man, I click.

[@canberk6156]

ı'm a simple man, I see a video, I click

[@harryliston2631]

Ur an ass whole

[@thedevilyouknow951]

@@harryliston2631k

[@LemonadetvYT]

Rude barber: (being rude to his customers) Customer: May I call your manager?

[@horatio899]

No karen

[@MajorMokoto]

Hahaha, I don't know if this is ASMR because I'm laughing so damn hard. lmao

[@trev5427]

BRUCE BANNER HAS LEFT THE CHAT.....

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

Hulk: ME ANGRY Thor: *does asmr* Hulk: me calm....

[@darrianweathington1923]

Always nice to know that my barber is a fellow droog 🧐🎩

[@puerkito9893]

That’s a handsome Hypstery-classy dude right there

[@2017rickandmortywallpaper]

When you hear the name lord Farquaad in the first 10 seconds you know damn well that this video is gonna be great !

[@nvzarty3423]

Ironman: Thor make a distraction on Thanos Thor: Calls thanos in for a haircut Thor:

[@ifruitified1565]

I cant get over how crisp your beard looks in these vids

[@mslovelyshot]

I feel like his hair always looks unwashed though...🤔

[@miss7182]

Some of these insults actually have me “Ooh burn” while dozing off to sleep

[@ericabessey9800]

If thor actually gave someone a haircut

[@dylantaslim7806]

Sir, place your phone here, we do not allow customers utilizing their phones during their cut. Customer: *places phone on table* Barber: *places mjölnir on phone* Customer: *places charges on mjölnir*

[@RPM.0102]

He cuts your hair with his hammer...

[@jssqpd7416]

The truth relaxes mea lot your videos do not stop uploading ♡

[@nykoalmazan8021]

This man said lord Farqaud I’m dead😂💀💀

[@spiderfreak8877]

Never have rude words made me feel so relaxed. Good Job Fred

[@SuperSorrell]

specialist equipment.... a paint brush :P

[@luxas9454]

i love the slightly rain sounds in the background

[@anxietyattack2465]

"I see you havent shaved" Me a female: i know my beard is amazing

[@ucantcoverme8674]

How does Fred not have 1 mill subscribers he’s way better than the other Asmr people

[@tyrburgess9561]

Fred’s about to bet Johnny sins as the most talented man alive he’s a conductor,barber,mechanic,doctor,lecturer, customs employe, the list goes on.

[@TheLordofASMR]

This is great, always love the Barber ones :)

[@KingSalemence3]

Thor vs Faarquod 2 Electric Boogaloo!

[@ascendedjupiter8629]

*farquaad

[@Drxne999]

I love Fred I got som good cologne got my shoes lookin spiffy and clean got a couple of gamesome now getting a haircut and on Sunday I’ll be taking a train