[ENG SUB] Inui-dono Brags about Eating Kanae's Cooking

[@sankyuuu8032]

Inui: “I can practically call him my girlfriend” Harem members: “get at the back of the line buddy u aint special”

[@yeahyeah6679]

PLE THE EMPRESS WATCHING FROM THE DISTANCE UNBOTHERED

[@michelle-uy5ho]

ok so kanae’s a natural at games, looks pretty, has amazing communication skills, takes care of his skin, amazing at singing, and good at cooking? THIS MAN IS LITERAL PERFECTION

[@Crosshill]

his singing is improving at an alarming rate, too

[@rheilz3716]

He's the perfect boi (≧▽≦)

[@misakayuki5310]

He's getting close to perfection😫💕

[@riseeuterpe2838]

Kanae 💕

[@walcatz3513]

How do you know he looks pretty :0

[@bambiririiclips]

When the whole chat was offended, I felt that

[@x__amina]

@elkq03 EXACTLY 😭

[@TheSquishySnail]

Lol. He be flexing on the viewers. “Oh you haven’t tried Kanakana’s homemade cooking?” 😤 I am jealous!!!

[@kohakahakahakaha3942]

Right? And right after that, I got a meditation ad telling me to clam down. XD

[@lemonie1313]

I loved how the comments on the stream got mad when Inui bragged and rubbed it on their faces that he ate the food Kanae-sama has made

[@SC-hk6bs]

I mean to be fair I would brag too if I ate Kanae’s cooking

[@christianaivorys7924]

"Oh you guys have never eaten kana's cooking? Sorry, sorry!!" And the chat went "ha???" "Na-??" THEY'RE ME. How dare you Inui-dono, I'm so jealous!!!! Ps. It's so cute how kanae just wanted to cook for his friends and inui dono feeling happy having a close firend to cook for him. Awww...

[@gussyguzzler]

PLS IM SORRY BUT AT THE START WHEN SOMEONE WAS JUST SAYING "repent to jesus" I CRIED LMFAO

[@joyceye2348]

LMAO same the copy and paste-

[@rieandrique]

SAME HAHAHAH MY EYES LAUGHED WITH MY MOUTH

[@anisameera6217]

Is this how kanakana recruit his harem members? By feeding them his homemade omurice😂 kanakana has perfected his cooking it bring all the boys to the yard

[@mey9297]

he really went "Then after that the two of us- well- nah imma shut up" like NO TELL US MORE.

[@KeiKatsuuu]

So this also implies that Inui-dono is near Kanakana's place, because for sure trains still aren't open around 2am to 4am JP so he either biked or walked. Man, imagine living close to Kanakana, breathing the same air as him

[@mogumogu33]

IKR AAAHHHHHHHH😂😂😭😭😭😭😫😫

[@kaixianghow9000]

but hey...youre living on the same earth. Thats basically living next to kanakana right?

[@Vitx0o]

@@kaixianghow9000 WHAT IS THIS AHAHAH KANAE SIMPS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BREAD ISTG 😭😭

[@ukibrainrot]

I swear kanae simps are a whole different breed. They can't be compared to anything in this world

[@kuroilight7yearsago176]

@@kaixianghow9000 was gonna say the same thing

[@mononono645]

Inui knows what he's bragging about and he's good at it lol

[@anonymous0771]

HIS FACE AT 4:27 WHERE'S MY BASEBALL BAT-

[@kanaepaw]

From what I remember didn’t Kanae said he did culinary school then changed to accounting, I think that’s why he’s good at cooking

[@milorrad569]

The way he described the omurice like a scene in food wars had me dead 😂

[@chocoavocado]

ok kanae cooking for him is great (yes him bragging about it makes me want to try kanae's omurice too 😔) but idk the fact inui walked to kanae's house at 3 or 4 am just sounds crazy. get u a friend like inui who'd walk to your house at ass o'clock just to play boardgames. thank you for making this clip! it's indeed a cute story.

[@icesilverwind]

* to be fair, for Vtubers that start streaming at 5pm or 9pm, 4am is just the end of a work day. But man. The 1.5hr wait after the invite. Lol.

[@kaiwooo7893]

side note: the rigging on inui's model is so nice!! i was surprised how his face can show his emotions so nicely!!

[@batfacedliar8922]

i was just wondering that!

[@aki4789]

Knkn being best wife material dangggggg I'm jealous (╥﹏╥)

[@ovo-ovo]

Homecook Kanae is a wholesome side of him

[@deza_desu6462]

So at the moment we have about 5 grown up males in Kanae's harem and 3 girls that could definitely join... I need to learn that power...

[@chi___ra07]

The chat literally went "Ha?" when he started bragging about Kanakana's cooking ww @ 4:27

[@kristal3429]

Kanae really max out all his skills even in real life 😭 i want to also eat his omurice 😭💕

[@riseeuterpe2838]

I’m normally very expressionless, but I honestly was going ‘kyaaaaaaaahhh’ the whole time lol. This man had me swinging from jealousy to admiration to passion.

[@denzukun1954]

Welcome to the harem.

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

**Me to Inui while watching** “Eh?” “HA???” 🔥INUI!!🔥 “Naked? Oiii!!!” Why is Kanakana super adorable? Get me a girlf- I mean a boyfriend like this ;-;

[@kero6298]

I’m crying rn- Wife material 😭

[@hiruneko29]

Kanakana being best housewaifu, so good at cooking as well! TT^TT Thank you for the translation!

[@koeytran]

just saying kanae is like the ideal man, what can't he do??

[@hsuleepy]

Ahh this is so cuteee I need Kanakana’s side of the story now 😭🥺

[@AkioAkiko]

4:27 The AUDACITY.

[@mashimo5554]

I really enjoy seeing other people talk about their experience with Kanae,since he knows so many different type of people,it's so amusing!

[@elihere]

This level of storytelling is incredible 😂 thanks for the translation, I'm definitely gonna check out his channel

[@linthunder2678]

Inui-dono just living the dream life 😔✨ their friendship is too cute I mean: getting called over to play at random hours of the night, having home cooked meals AND bragging about your friend's skills 😭 they are too sweet :')

[@samiririn6178]

Kanakana best garrrl

[@sadmochineko]

i would go into vtubing just to befriend kanakana like at this rate WHO WOULDNT???

[@ilelzc]

whoever marries kanae will be winning

[@aiii_chan]

Inu-dono is like that one character who purposely provokes/brags about things he does/gets to the main character in an anime/manga.... "I've been to his place for quite a while... oh! He didn't invite you yet? That's too bad"🙂 *smirk*

[@tash8697]

The omelette that’s runny on the inside... bruh the amount of practice to be able to make one I’m so unbelievably jealous

[@naeginosora96]

Just days ago I found that kind of omurice cooking video and tried it but its so hard I failed miserably🙃

[@tash8697]

@@naeginosora96 please the first time I saw it at a restaurant I gave it three attempts and failed miserably lmao 😂 I felt too guilty to the eggs to try again after that

[@fuwafuwas]

kinda off topic but this is the first time i've actually seen inui's live2D model and the rigging is really nice, it's very expressive!

[@kqpikaadts]

INUI DO BE BRAGGING

[@Uchiimaki]

I mean, who wouldn't? If any of the Nijisanji members made me food I will definitely say I ate their cooking lol Congrats on having ate Kanae's cooking Inui-san!

[@-Raylight]

Understandable, I mean who doesn't want to eat Kanae's cooking and brag about it? xD Yep can confirm, if you're a gamer and playing games when you're sleepy. You might have a sudden surge of energy lol We should burn Inui like 🔥Maimoto🔥 xD Inui's reaction lmao. Kanae is actually really good at cooking, wow. He never ceases to amaze us

[@StankyAsian]

I've been binge watching nijisanji clips and I swear to god why are you always there xD.

[@mio1694]

Dang your everywhere XD nijisanji clips to hololive/stars clips-- lol

[@rhenorayhan]

I just love that everyone at the comments is angry and jealous at him because he's able to eat Kanakana handmade cooking 😂

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

I imagine Knkn saying "I won't force you" but then looks at you the complete opposite of what hes saying, he's definitely forcing you to eat

[@rokkkleee112]

Acting like he was in food wars was the only way to get his point across that food must’ve been bomb

[@XxCookieMonshterXX]

imagining kanakana with sparkly eyes when saying he could make something for them... 😭

[@ltsora6276]

akina punching the air rn

[@sayaaaaa]

11:05 that smug laugh 😤 well, it’s understandable lol tskr for describing kanae’s omurice experience perfectly

[@zuzuy1458]

Kanae is more wife material that other women..

[@natsuuT]

Omg kanae-san’s omurice sounds so good! Inui making us jealous 😭😭

[@kyungmon4598]

Sasuga kanakana perfecting his favorite food

[@horriblekellible]

**cries in the corner**

[@sanaejudd]

Lmaooo he knew perfectly how to make us jealous and it worked ;;; Ahh to eat kanakana's homemade food ;;;

[@may4243]

Half of me is filled with admiration cause kanae pulled off the fancy jiggly omurice and another half of me is just pure jealousy and くやし. Damn Inui TT

[@tuisuki]

inui really knows what's he bragging about www

[@marou7921]

🔥Inui🔥

[@yumyumlove21]

Damn kanakana has def practice his omurice

[@kanaepaw]

We can only dream of eating Kanae’s omurice

[@yuki312039]

Knkn can also be a cooking manga protagonist, making ppl clothes burst off with his fluffy omurice 🤩 sounds so tasty!! I feel the same as chat when they start saying は？He’s bragging so much lol Thanks for translating this cute (jealousy inducing 🤣) story!

[@nanandcoco5593]

Inui-dono y u gotta tease us like that 😩😩

[@ch3rryduck]

he's like Erina when she first tried Somas cooking 🍳

[@min7219]

he really walked am hour 😭 i would too for kanae

[@arneyd1793]

I'm salivating, that seems delicious

[@uwa50]

Kanae best waifu

[@pichchoco7866]

When kana called you even if you in a coma, you have to say you awake... 😆

[@Serayume4494]

Ahhhh kawaiii

[@ebebeb___000]

inuidono zurui!!!

[@mmmmmmiiii]

くっそ料理のマウント取ってくるの草

[@Twertyuu]

the 1 dislike must be really jealous of inui

[@saf1732]

4:37 i find that very offending dammit

[@dhaneadriane1662]

i wanna try kanae's cooking too...

[@doggypi1532]

At such an hour huh... And he sure took long... I guess he was on a different region or something lol~ but he did say he walked so that's definitely going to take long~

[@Ookami_is_a_wolf]

I’m tempted to change my middle name to Envy and go for a murder! Argh- I’m so jealous! Omurice?! If it really was anime then Kanakana would probably have drawn something with the ketchup too! QwQ cruel 3D world

[@aomiichi]

I'm offering my healthy kidney to taste Kanakana's specially homemade omurice

[@clarahki]

😭😭😭 yo we down bad being jealous of ppl we haven’t even met

[@kasgier9408]

Kanae is a perfect girlfriend

[@Gumm-i]

This convinced me to try and make omurice

[@jimjim5098]

I only have one thing to say... *sanaol*

[@Subberguy]

Ahhhhhhh how lucky

[@TheCuratedCache]

Well, it was Kanakana who suggested to Kuzuha, Hima and Akabane to put sausage in their takoyaki. Kanae simps be so jealous.

[@hao9631]

"I can practically call him my girlfriend." Also his gf: I'm playing boardgames with a few guys in my house right now. But inui dono, there are the others who got so used to kanakana cooking that they wanted inigiri instead----

[@iamelevin6432]

I see it, everybody in the harem wants to brag about their alone moments with the king.

[@mogumogu33]

Inui just go simping and brag about his boyfie who is so perfect and so on....HAHAHAHHA congratulations for you bro

[@mono_joonie4592]

HE WALKED THERE? WALKED FOR 1.5 TO 2 HOURS? I CANT-

[@nevativity]

he's such a good storyteller! too bad i dont understand japanese T_T

[@emoaf8555]

'Believe in Christ...blah blah' lol a religious spammer.

[@naeginosora96]

Inui-dono🔥🔥(jk XD) I can't even dream of eating kanae's omurice😢 Edit: i just remember that he also cooked omurice for debi-chan and lize before and they looked at him with the image of mom 😂

[@secondspace3713]

Hey, you have any clips/timestamps for the debi and lize part?

[@naeginosora96]

@@secondspace3713 its not translated but here's the clip kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3-Tc5yImaeHmbM

[@secondspace3713]

@@naeginosora96 Thank you!

[@starofmine]

how can kanae being so perfect in cooking,as a girl i feel like im being attacked 😌

[@longearedlover]

Ngl I want to cook for Inui-dono too :

[@hoecheng3633]

PERFECT WAIFU MATERIAL! 😤

[@hskah7915]

Kanae's..cooking...Kanae's..omu- omurice...AHHHHHHHHHH 😭 i wannnnn😭😭😭💔💓💓

[@nqrseaira]

Huh. So Kanae can cook too. Cool. Cool cool cool. I'm fine 🥴

[@anafitri]

Aaah.. I am jealous ;;

[@satorumybeloved]

DAMN im jealous 😭😭

[@sagitta98]

I haven't tried omurice before. It must be different from your everyday omelette.

[@justkidding0813]

I wanna eat Kanakana’s homemade food too... Everyday i use grab app to order food. Too lazy to cook 🥺😭😭😭😭 or because im single???🥲😔

[@Xanek]

Should it be titled as [Nijisanji] if Inui isn't part of the company?

[@ruminclips]

That’s true 🤔

[@Xanek]

@@ruminclips Sorry for the nitpicking! Interesting story though lol

[@ruminclips]

@@Xanek No problem at all! Thanks for pointing it out :)

[@myiyi]

everything from 10:55 LMAOOO

[@yoonie9134]

PLS- the way he brags about it and the chat goes brr😭 anyways what is Inui's channel name i cant find anything HELP

[@pattywu9301]

It’s in the description beside Kanae channel!

[@uchuu_nagichan]

No need to say we already know that Kuzuha basically lives there already. I wanna try eating homemade food by Kanae ;-;