He’s outing our secrets. The somebody who’s gonna get hurt is us for this lmao
@crashpal3 жыл бұрын
"Somebody gonna get hurt real bad"
@user-de9vi7ey4i3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahhahahaha true
@TheVedicGuyBangla3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zac.le48693 жыл бұрын
@@crashpal somebody
@crashpal3 жыл бұрын
@@zac.le4869 "somebody I won't tell you who but you know him very well" ✌
@jajabor91783 жыл бұрын
Juan too, I mean Juan as well. Criminally underrated. 😂
@EngPMgt2 жыл бұрын
Whats the difference between too a & as well?
@Deveshi.A.2 жыл бұрын
@@EngPMgt one , two
@isaiahbaggett50142 жыл бұрын
I searched the comment section JUST for this. wasn't disappointed and glad others appreciate this genius.
@papatristan3536 Жыл бұрын
OHHHH
@kannanvijayakumar54923 жыл бұрын
A wise guy shouldn't buy a ticket in the first, second or third rows! Just as far as possible!
@Zohirul-Jewel3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the forth row is a safe bet.
@mridds3 жыл бұрын
Last row!!
@kiwin94883 жыл бұрын
@@Zohirul-Jewel or the fourth row
@Hulk2k63 жыл бұрын
10th row
@Joliie3 жыл бұрын
With free seating and you have your noob friend with you, ohh look the front row is free we can get a good spot.... no, just no... and 5 minutes later you centre front row, 5 minutes into the show, you get eye contact and next thing you know, hey what's your name, what do you do, is he your boyfriend..... I SAY NO!
@PeterKertesz20133 жыл бұрын
I feel blessed to live with you Russel Peters in the same time! You are F funny!! :D
@tadyagha3622 жыл бұрын
That sounded wrong at the first time :p other than that, its a blessing that he is in our generation
@civaji Жыл бұрын
I WAS LAUGHING MY HEART OUT ... THIS IS WHY HE IS AWESOME
@Razear3 жыл бұрын
Russell's pretending as if girls don't gossip about their man as well, lmao.
@animalmasti49913 жыл бұрын
It's pretty established
@Hulk2k63 жыл бұрын
When a Woman don't talk about her guy it's a big 🚩
@mr.stealyogirl40783 жыл бұрын
Thats a given
@LunaLighthouse3 жыл бұрын
They talk more shit about their men.
@ZACKARDO Жыл бұрын
If your women talk shit about you to her friends she is for the streets,
@km2411_3 жыл бұрын
"I was having a dream.." - True story!!!!! 🤣🤣
@izzytheminigoldendoodle3 жыл бұрын
Watched russell 1st row orlando improv 2 years in a row years ago best memories ever can't wait to watch again one day.
@maksym28283 жыл бұрын
with this trick with the non-slippery mic, you're just the bravest man in the world) Thank you, Russel!
@abdirahmanmohamed47353 жыл бұрын
Juan too brilliant 😂😂 he still got it
@aradhyakukreja70013 жыл бұрын
True legends are those who know this compelete joke
@kokuriuja3 жыл бұрын
The toilet one !! Best!
@johnnybob28433 жыл бұрын
Finish it for the rest of us
@sanket6773 жыл бұрын
@@johnnybob2843 watch the Netflix special
@roshanthapa93213 жыл бұрын
@@kokuriuja you’re right... that ones one of his best
@anuronguha08983 жыл бұрын
@@sanket677 Whats the of the show
@nomad11043 жыл бұрын
"Don't fight your body after 40"
@Ankur39703 жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@sydguitar993 жыл бұрын
Juan too...🤣
@philipsingh4424Ай бұрын
Comedians after Russell's acts: hey man, u got a new mic? 😂
@luxuryfriendly43653 жыл бұрын
“ you’re still touching each other” 😂😂
@alaaali52513 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedian
@isaiahbaggett50142 жыл бұрын
1:00 "Jaun, too" = "one, two" :P GENIUS
@yeetyeet70702 жыл бұрын
Juan
@dunwaweru636711 ай бұрын
The reason why Russell is the best is his ability to involve the crowd,
@lucashauswald85543 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting the subtitles, hi from france 🇫🇷
@mjan43292 жыл бұрын
People sitting on the first and second pays more to get roasted 😂🤪
@MinatoAce3 жыл бұрын
Happy Waifu, Happy Laifu! :3
@darktom412 жыл бұрын
man. i think i watched all Russel vids here. I WANT MOREEE
@YamenNazer3 жыл бұрын
this is hilariousss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yahyaibraheem78993 жыл бұрын
The rest of it is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@souvikshome33903 жыл бұрын
Juanderful ! !
@viiiiv5113 Жыл бұрын
Juan two.. uhm.. Juan as well.. xD his mind is so quick with Wordplay and puns
@Kainthemain3 жыл бұрын
I think Russel is great but he does not seem that into stand up anymore. I seems like a guy who is tired of doing his same old routine and is basically just foing it for the money at this point. If that the case Russel, just take some years off and come back when you feel like returning. You will come back stronger!
@tre-moon-dous61223 жыл бұрын
What is the definition of "stand up comedy" mean to you?
@Kainthemain3 жыл бұрын
@@tre-moon-dous6122 Look at his old stuff and than watch this again and get back too me. You will see what I mean
@tre-moon-dous61223 жыл бұрын
@@Kainthemain I watched him all my life. He was one of the comedians that got me interested in stand up. Now what does taking some years off can do his career? He's been in the business for 27 years. It often gets harder over time to write new jokes, especially in a genre like his. You can only write so much about common cultural stereotypes before it becomes old and repetitive.
@tre-moon-dous61223 жыл бұрын
@@Kainthemain also, if you look at this video, this was not the official special. This was one his shows during his tours. Most Comedians polish and refine their jokes during their tours before filming the official special that they want to sell to the streaming services. That's why their specials are often great and looks refined. Ive been to one of his ALMOST FAMOUS Tour shows. His jokes was way better delivered in the taped special. Most comedians don't publish their unrefined work, but since Russell's genre is observational comedy, he benefits releasing these clips on KZbin since every crowd is different and his crowd is often very diverse & gives him materials to work with
@emlkl17792 жыл бұрын
Buddy this is the new standup. Enjoy whats enjoyable. He s still.interesting
@irenaaudila37333 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he lick it😂
@alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha, that face at 4:03!
@kayannhenry3 жыл бұрын
The ol' ball and chain
@srlnation45473 жыл бұрын
Juan too🤣🤣🤣
@alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, a Russell Peters video I haven’t seen yet!
@alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын
Or at the very least, one I haven’t thumbsed up yet! (I always thumbs up a Russell Peters video after I watch it.)
@godsendian82293 жыл бұрын
id be an honor to be roasted by Mr. Russell LMao
@kiwin94883 жыл бұрын
I love your picture. I need that
@hip2thabone_da_sticky13 жыл бұрын
*honoured* 😊
@IScreenshotNFTs3 жыл бұрын
If russell said these jokes today, he would be cancelled.
@lifestyle26422 жыл бұрын
Most of cancel culture is ridiculous
@kostynlagof37233 жыл бұрын
Прекрасно
@0dbm2 жыл бұрын
Peters for President
@_Since-19943 жыл бұрын
All of it going numb then suddenly he brought his triple A in the table🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aleksandargutesa84822 жыл бұрын
True!
@kamelingounder45803 жыл бұрын
Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
@moeynola67472 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true
@hybridkarate41063 жыл бұрын
Hey man! love your work for about 2 weeks 😄 just discovered I am kinda lookalike 😆 this is even crazyer wheb I asked my sons who was this man in KZbin (Russel Petters) and they said it was me🤣 anyway thanks for your work man!
@iyadahmed46753 жыл бұрын
I think Bill Burr talked about the same topic in one of his specials 😂
@93411kishan3 жыл бұрын
Yes.. in the exact same words
@Yeahitsme1013 жыл бұрын
Oh maybe someone has stolen the content.
@mateuszburzacki31523 жыл бұрын
Hanky panky in the bed. The Best.
@2009jonna Жыл бұрын
Where can I see the next part in continuation of this video ? Thanks
@thekinghhd79033 жыл бұрын
I imagine seeing her daughter watching this video and be proud of that last scene😂
@s9h1nx213 жыл бұрын
Ya dude i can imagine her driving to see her therapist in her ferrari or something
@syedamirrazvi64693 жыл бұрын
❤️
@elkhalildami31583 жыл бұрын
he changed my mind about indian
@Sheldonmiranda073 жыл бұрын
Lol talking as if you know the 1.4billion of us
@elkhalildami31583 жыл бұрын
@@Sheldonmiranda07 well the steriotap
@harryv6752 Жыл бұрын
Haha! Fuckin hilarious!
@Powerpuffangel2 жыл бұрын
If my man does that to me in night,I would never tell him no🤣😥
@ChrisBasdeo2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@_timespace_ Жыл бұрын
Get a man
@thewonderer95512 жыл бұрын
Fck!!!! Bwahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nightowl7982 Жыл бұрын
Tough crowd
@bbkivines32443 жыл бұрын
This is an old video re-uploaded as a separate one
@dwarkeshjangid43313 жыл бұрын
"Bitches be trippin' "
@lucaagostino9053 жыл бұрын
What show is this
@quinquin51123 жыл бұрын
You can tell from the girl's eyes that they've probably been living together before marriage
@truxton10002 жыл бұрын
Yes, like 99.99% of all couples.
@GomerMcintyre3 жыл бұрын
0:26 : What do you think❓ You've Asian. You've better at Math.
@bedanta882 жыл бұрын
Actually it's true... A guy can never talk good things about his wife or gf with his friends.. it's hard but true...🤣🤣
@niteshmurti3 жыл бұрын
hey russell you're getting acid reflux, clearing your throat a lot, sign of acid reflux. take care of your health man, stop eating spicy
@moonlightea3 жыл бұрын
^^^Lol I wish I could see his face as he reads some of these comments 😂🤣
@valerieneal27473 жыл бұрын
Or he may have a hairball😲😂😂
@aaryan_rajput2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TheAdventurousLion3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@silu7713 жыл бұрын
The mic got a stand
@scintillam_dei Жыл бұрын
I hate gossips.
@scorpioholic7773 жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩
@redheatredheat99062 жыл бұрын
Bad throat day for Russell huh?
@burhansamatar79832 жыл бұрын
Apart from being the funniest guy alive, he's also the most inappropriate one too, I mean. Kids could be watching his clips and he should be less inappropriate considering the fact that anyone has an access to these clips.
@sandeepp68342 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't wanna know what girls gossip about their men. That shit might destroy your soul.
@sanpai67853 жыл бұрын
At this point it's just a bunch of repost
@jaxjax8092 жыл бұрын
Damn weak crowd
@iamvenom75283 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one, Who thinks that guy looks like Vin Diesel 🤔🤔
@robinvictor85073 жыл бұрын
You are not alone
@elkhalildami31583 жыл бұрын
i am arab bay the way and we watch comedians
@user-ul5ss2ru5w3 жыл бұрын
And i thought that we don't watch comedians Thanks bro without you i wouldn't know
The over-censoring to reach a wider audience (because of youtube's rules) has made Russell Peters unwatchable. Not the best marketing decision from his team
@russic873 жыл бұрын
wow his stuff is awful now... crowdwork is good though
@mikekavalerchik52262 жыл бұрын
You should hear what women say with their girlfriends about their man Russell
@AliHamza-ey9ry3 жыл бұрын
Dude , not true 😂
@TheGd28123 жыл бұрын
Same fckn jokes y coz they work,initially he was bombing
@ashishxoxo3 жыл бұрын
That was fucking Mr Peter in Capitals 😅🤣😂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 invest in DOGEcoin. We need your support. Ne the next Elon Musk. We idolize you. Doge coin has memes ....pls let Doge have some standup...against Shib or shit whatever that is. Please 🙏
@wolfgangfrost8043 Жыл бұрын
HEY! Be a real man...
@TheDrtomz3 жыл бұрын
Not taking into consideration that this is recycled, the first 3 minutes are literally the most unfunniest I've ever witnessed of RP (not talking about the PCness of it or anything.. just the attempt at the joke.)
@daisyortega20293 жыл бұрын
Wow talking shit I remember not telling my family about how my guy is treating me cuz I didn't want them to not like him!!!!!!! NOW ITS DIFF...
@ashishxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Indian comments taking over this section
@medic6yaeta2543 жыл бұрын
So eagerly waiting for when Russell starts touring again!...stupid political weaponizing of Covid😷🤬
@mjkrh3 жыл бұрын
No.
@l-gool_t2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha...sitting there and getting abused.....ouch
@Austin-wh4yi Жыл бұрын
So sad
@jeswinthomas10623 жыл бұрын
Second
@enriqueforever66003 жыл бұрын
46th
@richardj88533 жыл бұрын
He's lost his sense of humour over the years .
@ArchnaKapur2 жыл бұрын
He is more passive aggressive now, .
@igazi60963 жыл бұрын
14 views 35 likes
@sungchoi14152 жыл бұрын
I think he is getting less and less funnier as time goes by.....The funniest was the stand up about Chinese and Indians bargaining at the market.
@2009jonna Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah that one is classic and absolutely funny I agree 😅
@vicktr9601 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@LaumanJr3 жыл бұрын
it is 100% true even in russia
@dee74raz3 жыл бұрын
First
@nobodielsebutme3 жыл бұрын
What a boring crowd u had there
@kinjalakbhagowati43572 жыл бұрын
Ain't funny no more, Russel
@fzluis60193 жыл бұрын
He's running out of good Jokes 🤦🏻♂️ Jo Koy on the other hand, he's moving up real fast 🤟🏻