Boris' WhatsApp Messages LEAKED | The Russell Howard Hour

[@gardenshed6043]

5:34 “He looks like he’s been sprinkled with alpaca pubes and wired to a Van De Graaf Generator.” Now that, that is a creative insult.

[@julezpanda14]

Boris totally missed his vocation in life, his comedy material is endless and priceless😂😂😂

[@zarakikon6352]

They should put him in an asylum instead of in public office.

[@licensetodrive9930]

One of the most baffling / depressing things about Boris Johnson is that there are people out there actively defending him and the utter nonsense he continues to spout. Remember that film Idiocracy? I'm beginning to think it was actually created to be a documentary not a comedy.

[@aderi31415]

It was prophecy.

[@lucyh4355]

I was describing that film to someone in their 20's just last week...😅

[@Velvetx4cove]

The realization was funny at first but over time it just got more depressing that it's accurate to how humanity functions. Don't Look Up makes me feel the same way.

[@wsotw2218]

The funny thing is in that film is the fact that the so-called intelligent people killed themselves off... In the real world the idiots are those that believe climate change, pro LGBT, body positive and vegan movements. The government want the public to be fat lazy, stupid and compliant it makes their job alot easier, and the mainstream media is pushing all of this.

[@_____alyptic]

Not to mention lying about the disgusting Chris Pincher lies They still talk about a slice of cake as if that's all that happened, The pictures were public! While they were smooching eachother and covering their butts, we missed saying goodbye to our loved ones and then the funerals!

[@m.haslam8495]

Just watched this after having a sh...t day. Really cheered me up and had my stomach in stitches. Laugh a minute. Brilliant Russell Howard.

[@oliversherman2414]

Boris Johnson may have been a terrible Prime Minister, but he sure does make for good comedy 😂

[@_____alyptic]

Boris shoulda stuck to the comedy panels he tried to get in on

[@OmegaWolf-jk7te]

True

[@oliversherman2414]

@@_____alyptic Even if his jokes might have been bad, his hair certainly would've made the audience laugh

[@geordievillan]

Could stick him on a tiny island with a chimpanzee. Be worth a giggle seeing how they both get on after a month, i reckon.

[@oliversherman2414]

@@geordievillan He'd probably drive the monkey to insanity after forcing him to listen to his bullsh*t policies

[@Shebeast3]

boris.....the comedy gift that keeps on giving

[@jabronijames]

The comedy grift that keeps on grifting

[@JoshQuinn0]

Oven ready

[@FortitudineVincimus]

Like Herpes...

[@JoshQuinn0]

@@FortitudineVincimus so that's where boris got that slogan from

[@66Sixxy]

I'm so jealous that you guys had Boris. We're STILL dealing with Trump, his cult, & Qcumbers. Send help ASAP!

[@bookworm1956]

Thanks for all the contextual reminders. I'm laughing, but fuming.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love this channel! Boris provides endless material! 😂😂😂😂

[@MichaelSmith-ns8ow]

His watt's apps may set the precedent and the enquiry may ask for other's to do the same. Who's watt's apping may reveal personal assignations (one on one) in depth and at length.

[@OmegaWolf-jk7te]

It’s practically the only way he gets views.

[@CartoDarko]

​@@OmegaWolf-jk7tetrue or not who cares lmao it's funny

[@connordevereaux759]

"No one cares" "What are you talking about" typical politicians 😂😂😂

[@emilymulligan1199]

And somehow I knew Russel Howard would make a story about this since he’s always taking the mick outta boris love it! 😂😂

[@johnmccann5104]

Anything that takes the piss out of that scumbag gets my vote.....and funny too 😂😂😂🇬🇧

[@demonkingak1755]

It’s not a story about it, it’s recycled older bits about it

[@jamespicksley5781]

​@@demonkingak1755the start is about it, briefly. But yes, the majority is older stuff

[@emilymulligan1199]

@@demonkingak1755 the first bit aye

[@funface4]

Russel Howard brilliant as ever. Just watch him when u feel gloomy and he’ll make it sunny again. He’s hilarious👏🏼🙌🏼

[@arrash4388]

0:30 Please leave a warning. I'm listening on my laptop with full audio and got some very strange stares.

[@joeharley1423]

@Arrash Oh god no… 🤣

[@ginnycee13]

Headphones are already invented, just an idea for you.

[@christopherbedford9897]

"spoke utter bollocks" - like every other speech Boris has given in his life.

[@alb91878]

I am 45 years old and I've heard this song multiple times in my childhood and throughout my life, and it still gives me Goosebumps. It still transports me through time! I feel every note and every word of the song and I absolutely love it! I'm so glad you found it and love it, too!

[@SoItGoesCAL34]

Thanks for the much needed laughs

[@0li_vi_er]

1:57 "Boris spoke utter bollocks." Really? What did you expect, Russell? That he'd turn into an ecological expert since he's no longer Prime Minister?

[@raymonderath4632]

Russel is so funny. He makes me happy.

[@Dlj71]

I honestly think the Muppet show has more credibility than how the British government is conducted 😂

[@meg1955]

Circa 5:38, In my effort to suppress an involuntarily spraying of a mouthful of coffee, I nearly choked. 🤣🤣🤣

[@markozagar]

Although... wind power in the UK was significantly less before Boris gave all these speeches.

[@heidibevan1916]

Hi Russell Howard 👋😎 I was very fortunate enough to finally see you live in concert in Swansea ❤ it was fantastic, so very funny 😂 & I finally got too fulfil a promise that I made to my nephew over 10 years ago ❤ I told him that if you ever came to Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 then I would take him & I did that 😂❤ he also thoroughly enjoyed the experience 🥰😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@taras6806]

That's very sweet (though I'm not sure about the 'in concert'' bit,').

[@heidibevan1916]

@@taras6806 That's what it was advertised as "A Stand-Up Concert" 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@tenofivelips]

Lovely story. Thanks for sharing. 💗

[@heidibevan1916]

@@tenofivelips Thanks 😊 & I hope that you're having a fabulous day 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@Nitroking-mh7yt]

Russel just discovered your KZbin videos this morning LMAO 🤣 especially on tRump

[@valeriesuttonpayne7413]

I love Russell Howard!

[@harryconstantinou5928]

Love Russel Howard

[@batchybatchy4659]

Climate crisis yet they all fly in to have a meeting that potentially could be done via zoom 🤦‍♂️

[@user.8102]

Im waiting for russels take on the phillip schofield stuff

[@FozzQuaker]

6:47 I love his impersonation of Prince Philip... The Meekro-wah-vay

[@kathleenclark5877]

I am totally annexing this pronunciation. Cannot be resisted.

[@Maerahn]

When BoJo finally pops his posh clogs, the epitaph on his grave should read "What the fuck was he talking about?"

[@bonariablackie4047]

Dilyn is probably wishing he was back in the shelter. He didn't want a Pannacotta for an owner.

[@yvindGranberg]

Love your vloggs!!

[@geedub88]

Probably the earliest I've been to a video.

[@christinamann3640]

I’ve lost count of how many times watching this I’ve said, “say what???”

[@Fylasfrommabi]

one day someone at a speech with bobby johnlegs someone will yell "GET A DOCTOR! HE'S CLEARLY HAVING A STROKE! EVERY SECOND COUNTS" .... and people will actually think about what he has said for once and go "you know what fair enough let's play it save"

[@Sirius1914]

You on lsd?

[@Fylasfrommabi]

@@Sirius1914 ... have you HEARD boris johnson speak? it makes me question if someonebody spiked my drinks every time he opens his mouth!

[@Sirius1914]

@@Fylasfrommabi Not really, you're just overexaggerating. He's an awful, corrupt prime minister no doubt but can't you think of anything better than low hanging fruit?? Hah-hah, his hair is bad due to Uncombable Hair Syndrome, truly hilarious. Now let's repeat this joke over a course of 3 years because jokes never get old.

[@sjs9698]

@@Fylasfrommabi fair, for my own sanity i decided long ago to never listen to a word that fuckwit says... even reading the shit that he spouts is bad enough. i'm pretty sure none of the folk defending him ever hear a thing he says too, tbh.

[@leonidasanaxandridas6163]

‘A turd that won’t flush’ 😂😂

[@stuartlawsonbeattie1411]

That is Russel Howard.

[@user-tt5xj5ib1e]

Boris the Grifter ...... Can you grift it. Boris the Grifter. Yes he can .... 🤔🙄🤣

[@gay.paradox]

would honestly make my night if I was at a rave and saw Russell Howard there 😂❤

[@LordKronsell]

The police statement of ''no evidence'' was gold I heard a scream outside my house ''ive fucken been stabbed' HELP'' -- a puddle of blood, and a trail of blood drippings, but because ''the blood didnt go to someones front door they werent going to attend, or send an officer : /

[@JoeWilson738]

That’s a lie mate.

[@c.michellesparks2925]

Can you help us make Trump go away? Maybe we can send them somewhere together.🤣

[@sueyourself5413]

Maybe choose someone to run against him that isn't likely to die any day. Someone who doesn't have dementia. Just an idea.

[@m0L3ify]

I hear he's afraid of windmills...

[@simonwinter8839]

@@m0L3ify That was Donkey Hoe Tea !!

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

Eh easy, just keep pushing De Santis as a better leader, trump looses republican primary then out of his sense of ego runs as independent, kills any semblance of a trump presidency with the plus that the republicans lost loads of votes.

[@simonwinter8839]

@@frenchguitarguy1091 Sounds good to me !!

[@l1lyB]

Well that's the Met police for you. Don't investigate actual crimes, just protect all those who commit them and hire those in the force to commit them also.

[@marct9942]

BoJO has more children than things he's accomplished for the country

[@nicolenotizieeamici]

Who the hell sleeps with this man???😂😂😂😂😂

[@EamonCoyle]

That's a great way to show your support for tackling climate change; a one day cross continent plane journey !!

[@gavinkurn]

Boris certainly swaddles a lot

[@Tymbus]

Thanks for focusing on Boris's incoherent language. What adds to his gibberish is his staccato delivery and poorly punctuated speech

[@MadDragon76]

"Drunk fought invisible man, man tries to make love to ambulance".... as a Floridian I'll raise y'all. Drunk man brings alligator into store he bought alcohol in. In the last 10 years 2 people in my town alone have been shot in their truck by their dog. (one of them is actually a friend of mine)

[@45green1]

Captain haircut 😂😂😂😂

[@bradleysmith9352]

“What the fuck are you talking about!”

[@12theotherandrew]

Wonderful to see the truth about our former Prime Minister, the Honourable member for Bollocks, to eloquently displayed!

[@nobody764-j9n]

They got a buffet at this rave or what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@barrywassel3899]

I'm a bit late to this party, but I wanted to add that in spite of the world of difference between tRump and Boris, both of our countries seemed to have co-elected the most useless leaders we could have ever elected. What's going wrong with our free-world governments? And, as a far off viewer of British comedy, Boris reminds me of the M.P. "Upper Class Twit of the year" competion from earlier television. God save us all ! ............ Thanks Russell !

[@nicolenotizieeamici]

True

[@jaqjynx]

Boris clearly just learned what rice pudding was and thought using it in a quote and then a speech would reach the working class.

[@HuplesCat]

Boris is fighting Russia with his chums 😂

[@geraldjones8010]

Rus is funny AF

[@SkillSMB]

well to be fair, Boris will have a little more sea to swim in thanks to climate change

[@SilverCanary1]

Methinks Boris's team is trolling him

[@swankierSpy2658]

People can just grow yogurt bacteria at home in milk, then they get their own yogurt, and if you make enough you can sell it to make lots of money as it would be more expensive

[@stefanlundin9649]

That’s defo a southern fairy raver 😂

[@phillipmorgan5121]

Anyone else counting the red squares on the back wall? Haha

[@stonehengemaca]

He's a humourless Mr Blobby.. "Blobby blobby BLOBBY!!"

[@kimberleyanderson46]

How many catastrophic events dates have been and gone so far, we are still here. Bowie.

[@lmetcalf-gc2ic]

Why on earth does Boris insist on going to these events still 🤬 just trying to stay relevant I still wouldn't be shocked if he ends up returning as PM 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@MichaelSmith-ns8ow]

He gets paid to represent the Country. (250 000? A year)

[@mcfcguvnors]

free holiday - diplomatic bag to bring a kilo of charlie home that sort of thing

[@lmetcalf-gc2ic]

@@MichaelSmith-ns8ow kinda sad he gets paid so much when you consider there's so many people struggling ATM

[@thebreakdownartist9260]

If this happens I want to leave…enough of tori full stop. They spend the entire time saying fa

[@taras6806]

This is a repeat from ages ago.

[@warren52nz]

The parallels between Boris and Trump are amazing!

[@Katietdm_2]

just me or is the text AT 5:54 getting bigger and smaller and going up and down?

[@goliath_red1102]

Bro’s got the same hair as his dog lmao.

[@ellepant]

Russell was a pro lockdown nut,wat a dhead

[@sarangistudent8614]

Has anyone ever tried to actually pull the skin off rice? It ain’t easy, gives you blisters.

[@amigriffiths7861]

Oh, Blue Guardian, where are you now? 🤣 I guess the nobs at the ends of the Neighbourhood Watch Association staff, the Count Staff, the Daily Fail staff or the Anti-Villain staff have them engaged in some other Legendary Purpose like getting them a bream. Either that, or they’re dealing with their own hunger while they wait for the bus.

[@donwanna3906]

If that's the sort of dance that makes you feel amazing when you're on X, then that's the sort of dance you do at a rave.

[@tryingmybest9819]

His Boris Johnson is the same as his Prince Philip

[@KingPairPodcast]

Really shouldn't have played the video without the headset

[@rootbeer7966]

Whatsapp claims all text and voice calls are encrypted end to end.. so is this a real or faked post? . And how/ who leaked it?

[@tyler119tv3]

i saw him in Norwich he was rlly funny

[@HuplesCat]

Who? Boris? 😂

[@tyler119tv3]

@@HuplesCat Russell obv

[@roymillsjnr5172]

Russel 😂🙌

[@medialies6254]

i still dont understand why Brits are laughing at this stuff....they should be ripping the gates off Downing street to get them

[@lilmoe9537]

Russel u absalute bastard i was sitting down with my family eating dinner and bro i saw this video pop up an yeh u can gues the rest all my family just said forgot to clear ya history did ya 😅😅😂

[@reececory]

I'm confused why it's showing clips from last year😅

[@SP1RITF8NG]

The hair cut thing was spot on. Basically he was saying if the other does something the other has to do it. Can't be different at all!

[@ZachariahLoneStarLiberal]

Excellent

[@Ry_scott95]

Let’s be honest… this guy makes George W Bush sound like a fucking rocket scientist!

[@Macron87]

It’s a shame his career came to this. Pretending to have an audience.

[@monroerobbins7551]

Honestly, I feel like you can act fearlessly with common sense (as in be brave, but don’t be witless), but CHRIST, when Boris Johnson talks about environmental issues, it makes me grind my teeth. Global warming is already a massive issue, but he’s literally wasting time, when productive and constructive measures can be discussed and proposed instead of bloody swimming and rice puddings. Like, stop talking allegories, start talking actual productive measures! And why did the new prime minister stay for only a day, what was so pressing that he had to leave 13 days early? Like, if there was a genuine reason, I understand, but… you can’t just leave a serious event so early without explaining why.

[@randomlyswatching9481]

New pm office explained why. Check that news. About Boris i really don't want to know

[@logan2376]

4:26 i dont get it

[@crypticTV]

8:00 Aussie PM 12:10 UK joke police 14:05 Christmas rave at 10

[@SmilingStaffyLensLane]

Where is Boris Yeltsin Johnson going Russia? Where is my 98k I'm not mucking around

[@englishlit0171]

Shame there isn't some sort of law enforcement!

[@leonhuggins7579]

Is this from a new season of the show?

[@SP1RITF8NG]

We didn't follow the rules at all. People were having parties for adults and children through COVID. Going to the pub or gathering in public areas to drink.

[@adamstanford2549]

How the hell has Russell Howard made a career out of comedy . I have never known anyone blag a career out of having zero talent

[@iamcarbonandotherbits.8039]

That player should be in charge of labour No Fluff No lies No problem, everything a Prime minister should gravitate to. Our labour deputy pm has it in spades but starmers scared to let loose his guard of honour incase his supporters bin him for her.

[@j-wizzhathorn674]

5:35 That was mean!

[@seebarry4068]

I dunno why Starmer just didn’t reply to his pmqs bullshit with “how can you make brexit work, you can’t even brush your own hair or tuck your shirt in? How can you run a country when you can’t control a runny egg that you’re wearing?”. Vote for me, I’ll be savage.

[@ieuanjones7436]

That why this week when the Australia Trade came online they are laughing at us in a very bad way saying are the britain gone really stupid it gives more to the Australia then us.

[@urbanwarior3134]

Using the you've been framed canned laughter machine

[@soullessbunny666]

All the videos lately seem to be recycled content.

[@DavidPokémon2004]

XD 😂😂😂😂

[@BipoIarbear]

Reason he's in the news ? Thinks he can get back in

[@lukedumfreville7926]

Olise said that months ago?

[@martind12]

What app do use use to make the joke whattsapps ?

[@pleasestandup]

Who cares! Why would anyone who is qualified want that job. Anyone capable of running the country won't do it because of the pay cut and the endless scrutiny. Do the country a favour: KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. (Move on to something productive.)

[@GaryGraham66]

Ahh the dying planet.... erm no the planet will be fine it's the humans who will be wiped out. oh dear never mind.

[@giantnerd14]

New season when?

[@mcvicker6883]

Lizzy from prisoner cell block H used to say that!