How To Become Canadian | Russell Peters

[@barnabydodd8956]

Our street used to be so fun. I live in a cul de sac in the suburbs of Houston, TX. We had neighbors from Mexico and China. We are from Louisiana. The rest are from Texas. We used to have block parties in the cul-de-sac and the Mexican neighbors used to make authentic Mexican food, the Chinese neighbors used to make authentic Chinese food, we used to make authentic Cajun/Creole food, and the Texans used to make the BBQ (brisket, pulled pork, etc). We had tables and chairs set up and music playing and people from all over the subdivision used to walk over and join us. Kids were playing ball and riding bikes. It was awesome. People from all over the country and world sharing their food and culture at an American block party. Sadly, most of the neighbors moved at some point and we don’t do that anymore. But it used to be so fun.

[@neckashi6971]

We still have the block parties in our block in India on day after the festival called makar sakraanti....where all the parents from different states of India makes thier dishes and sweets we praise god on that eeve and then we dance to the desi beats and that fun has its own uniqueness, at the night we fly lanterns and then i just hang out with my block homies who just got so busy but now they are together in the car shouting and singing its awesome we and we dont even care about our driving license 😂 Conclusion:we all are related at different levels

[@joshuatran430]

This all stopped when Trump built a wall to keep your neighbours out of your yard.

[@chieflouie2821]

@@joshuatran430 This all stopped when the media took sides and brainwashed you with TDS.

[@lenl8004]

assassinlexx lmao nobody said that snowflake

[@joshuatran430]

@@chieflouie2821 sure sure its all brainwashing, there's no racism, no sexism with trump, no covid virus either. Sounds to me like someone else here is the genius. You must be the "chief" of the village.

[@augustinmarker3444]

"our food will have flavour" 10/10

[@zana9219]

Augustin Marker it is

[@theohyxe5237]

No SpiCE nO fLaVoR

[@randomguy8228]

Nasty flavor 🤢

[@Perririri]

Normie

[@garylinyongjia2574]

Amitabh bachchan Indian food isn’t the same spices though. Indian food does have more flavour than all of the cuisines you just mentioned.

[@beezy364]

I hope he prays every night to thank his dad. He gave him a career

[@sincsys]

His father is not like that at all. Russel is just imitating a typical Indian immigrant.

[@technologu]

he gave him the scripts!:)

[@learntonganwithandrew]

@@sincsys I agree. His dad was Anglo Indian and did not talk like that. He knew how to pronounce Canada. They picked Canada as that's where most Anglo Indians emigrated to.

[@soneetajusana]

By talking about his father, it's Russell's way of saying Thank you I guess

[@lightningandodinify]

You can tell he really loves his dad 🥰

[@vikasp438]

Dis guy is becoming younger and younger in every new video..

[@trick-o-treat414]

lol... he aged pretty well though, on his RECENT one

[@granolaa2877]

This is an old one

[@xtreme1412]

@@granolaa2877 woosh?

[@granolaa2877]

@Bongo Cat I deserved that

[@vincy9394]

vikas p this was in 2006 I guess.

[@SteveWhiteEEAMPS]

I have watched Russell for years, and in my opinion, this is when he was at his funniest,... when he told stories about growing up, and his Dad. Especially the ones about his Dad. These were his best moments as a comedian.

[@agracefulfox6252]

Most dads are natural and unintentional comedians. It's like you don't even need to pay for the show they put up. Love you for sharing the jokes Russell! ;3

[@zenu8830]

Thus the term 'dad jokes'

[@MouseMan04]

@@zenu8830 calm down big chungus

[@tonynagy2042]

We can all laugh at Dad.... Hahahahahaaaaaaa.

[@skWindwalker]

@@tonynagy2042 3eq

[@skWindwalker]

@@MouseMan04 pp

[@димастроганов-х7з]

Show the whole show mr Peters! Show, shoooow!

[@neckashi6971]

Show na..

[@АлександрДибров-м1ш]

Blya

[@neckashi6971]

@@АлександрДибров-м1ш wuts blya?

[@elliottbrent5263]

@@neckashi6971 это плохо слова (it's a bad word).

[@neckashi6971]

@@elliottbrent5263 interesting

[@backtoobasics]

someone needs to dig up your performance from the just fro laughs tour of 2004 in st.johns newfoundland. me and my buddy were front row center and boy did you shake my world up, i never laughed so hard before in my life. all the best and thank you for the years of knee slappin rollin on the floor cryin fer mercy times.

[@ronaldhull608]

Cool 😎

[@visharadrawat977]

Hot - Garam(गर्म) , Dog - Kutta(कुत्ता) in Hindi. HotDogs - Garam Kuttas.

[@AbeTheFakeSage]

Thank you :)

[@arnabsanyal6603]

🤣

[@mayanksaini2045]

His transition from Indian accent to Canadian accent is truly amazing...

[@loneghost4218]

well our food has flavour🤣🤣, the moment you earned a like

[@Rishabhv66]

Why do your name starts with an H?

[@bhaagwatdsharma]

His expressions are fabulous 😁😁😂🤣🤣

[@zeinaabdelaziz2530]

Ikr 😂

[@bladelight273]

Oh shit I misread the title "how to become a comedian" lol

[@shankarmukund2589]

Same thing.. :P

[@prashantd6252]

🤣

[@trk3707]

SAME🤣

[@heavysnow7]

Could be next topic!😂😂

[@stxdude830]

Wtf same here 😂

[@neelayy]

I would pay to watch the whole clip this is soo good

[@divyjain123456]

This is actually an extremely repeated joke. You can find it on his special.

[@neelayy]

@@divyjain123456 where tell mee

[@divyjain123456]

@@neelayy It might be in outsourced. Search it on KZbin or download a torrent I guess

[@neelayy]

@@divyjain123456 ya ok

[@neelayy]

@B Plancher even I don't know i would have to search for it

[@yoman1607]

After all these years of watching Russell, I feel like I know his Dad so well, and yet... never even seen him!!

[@gordonlopez6809]

Yes uncle eric his dad was a wonderful person and a good shikari hunter

[@gordonlopez6809]

His mum Maureen is my 2nd cousin and god mother

[@ankulchhetri]

"White Foods" 🤣😂😂😂😂.

[@nextari]

One of the greatest of all time. I hope he continues his profession.

[@tonynagy2042]

My Favorite comedian... Russell, is absolutely genuine and gentle at the same time LOL....

[@rembrandtvanrijn8591]

This is what you can call an audience, beautiful.

[@kristinadk]

😂👏 At least he's proud to be Canadian.

[@neckashi6971]

Every canadian must be

[@altafahmed436]

True

[@vineetjhaveri3914]

It sounded like Hodor 😂 Hoddog!

[@MedalionDS9]

Haw dawg

[@iyaadhmohamed3198]

Garam kutthas

[@astrangerwhostaysforawhile987]

'White food' 😂 That's where it gets me the most

[@thewatcher3197]

Good for your Dad for trying! Sounds like an awesome guy!

[@lamisgaldhari3621]

"Garam kuttas" 😂

[@K3N_Z4N]

This is one of the First of his Videos that I watched...Still makes me and all of us Laugh again

[@PS-ej2xn]

Love you Russell, from India.

[@rscheideman]

it was great. thanks for showing this. I appreciate it.

[@MichaelAChang]

Classic - this, and the Chinese skit in Pacific Mall.

[@doctorfraser]

Be a Man

[@babilabub]

Nooooooooooooooo

[@Smeginator]

Kudos to the subtitler getting "hoddog", but you missed "Canayda"

[@slovik80]

Shouldn't it be more like "horog" ;) ?

[@sagalmusse6977]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@Lrxxx321]

Omg that's everyone from the Carribean

[@neckashi6971]

@@Lrxxx321 no iz from trainidart

[@Lrxxx321]

@@neckashi6971 bruh I'm from the Carribean how u telling me everyone from grenadians to lucians especially lucians

[@T6V3R1C]

Aww man Russell is so good. In my top 5 favorite comedians.

[@dhavalvairagi7199]

All the episode was not over without his Dad'' His dady blessed him lot. For such a wonderful creature he made.

[@dianaa9826]

Its a priviledge and a honour to be a Canadian citizen!!!!!!!

[@ss-cw6he]

US better

[@dianaa9826]

@@ss-cw6he Nah I don"t think so buddy......I know for a fact that the Canadians world-wide are loved and admired.. Nice try though ha, ha......

[@hezamhumaidan122]

Even though i'm an Arab guy i don't watch Arab comedians, I like Russell way more than any other comedian.

[@WildlifeObsessed]

He’s got a very good Indian accent for a Canadian, that’s for sure.

[@user-kl8vj2qy9w]

I mean his parents are indian

[@afgankidd00]

@@user-kl8vj2qy9w but his parents don't have indian accents

[@Deira854]

They did

[@joylynch5204]

But he said his dad never lost his accent

[@itzmrinyy7484]

For future reference, 'Garam Kuttas' roughly translates to 'Hot Dogs' (Garam directly translates to warm, and Kuttas directly translates to dogs, though in some parts it's slang for the derogatory term for 'female dog')

[@prokokex1365]

Dang his accent jokes are evergreen. ..

[@lokeshsethy4338]

Garam kuttas😂😂😂 it was hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMorger33]

How To Become Canadian by Russellpeters: my top fave... still love watching it in 2019

[@jenniferyu2828]

this is the clip that i always come back to and it never fails to crack me up no matter how many times i watched it lmao

[@mundrakeshav22]

The Haw Dog joke is so relatable with my neighbour uncle in the US who was from Punjab 😂

[@Nayvixs]

I have seen this before many times as wow, it is funny AF along with the old video quality.

[@pchandrasekaran1595]

Bruh....his dad sounds like mine😂😂😂

[@princeroyal195]

Prashanth I wonder why..hmm

[@ThorBash]

If that’s true, I got questions of my own.

[@keithjohnstone8506]

I heard him call them hoddogs years ago...to this day a still ask for a hoddog 🤪

[@sumannath99]

I have seen this clip few times and EVERYTIME I watch it, I LOVE it...

[@simonmhamdi2955]

love from Morocco!!!

[@lixinchen8415]

He was so young at that time. Laugh every time when i watch this clip, cant stop it😄

[@elwinbu5926]

*Our food will have flavor* LMFAO best of the best....

[@PacisEritVobiscum]

when he talked about the hawdawg bit...I lost it. 😂

[@sheilanaduriak1269]

One of my most favorite clips ever! lol

[@KD400_]

Nice name where u from. Canada?

[@darius2640]

it's as easy as saying eh, sorry and eating exuberant amounts of maple syrup

[@jerrykwerve8660]

Crowd is laughing at every word

[@elwinbu5926]

DAMN russell peters older videos are some of the funniest i have ever seen..... WHITE FOOD *Died* lmfao

[@pratiksingh4661]

The legend 🥰

[@copperhead577]

3:16 Ouch, that hurt.

[@triggeredcat120]

The “hoddogs” made me snort.😂

[@darylwilliams7883]

To this day I call hot dogs hodogs. Then I say, 'You know, Garam kuttas'. sometimes I just say Garam kuttas. My family knows exactly what I'm talking about.

[@officialtanuj]

okay...

[@ralphhanna2364]

We need more mister beeters

[@pokedade9856]

Amazing set one of the best ever

[@milanbhuva9804]

Only if i got a dollar everytime Russell said, "you know what I mean" ... lmao😂

[@ant-1382]

I notice that the Indian people I work with seem to be very fond of fries, and pizza. Years ago some friends who came from England invited me to a back yard party, asked me to come a bit early, I get there and they are just beaming - they had purchased a BBQ and they didn't know how to use it. It's weird everyone always expects the butcher to be a BBQ expert.

[@MuhammadAminDCaliphAJ]

Maybe his dad travel agency misclicked 'canada' instead of 'kannada' while purchasing flight tickets 😆. The 'Garam kuttas' part made my day 😂.

[@osirisblue2087]

You do realise that Kannada is an Indian language and not a state right? Boy if you're trying your luck at being a comedian I would advise you to stop right there.

[@MuhammadAminDCaliphAJ]

@@osirisblue2087 oh yeah...sry it was my mistake, it's indeed a language.. Nah, I'm not trying to be one. uncle/aunty, if you're trying to be bitter then you better stop it right there. P/s I do admit my mistake, thank you for reminding 😊

[@angcil88]

Man I miss your old jokes so much 😂

[@stevelux9854]

This is the kind of cultural difference that makes life more interesting, and good fodder for humor. Thinking everyone is the same makes no sense, and is not realistic.

[@dss318]

I wonder if I attend your live show back to the future 😂

[@zana9219]

He is getting the idea of the show

[@brooksy3069]

very great set

[@Mimi-cq4bg]

Our food will have flavour. Lol awesome and agreed...

[@itssteakhouse4582]

Thanks..... you kept this canadian up till 5 am

[@slayemall6473]

This guy is truly a legend like damn 😂

[@39zhanna]

He was definitely funnier when he was younger

[@askingwhyisfree7436]

people lose the mojo as they get older...yknow.

[@josa5112]

He’s been at it for 30 plus years. The mans a legend no doubt.

[@TheTororist]

The video is 144p but the captions are in 4k. Amazing

[@davidking1986]

Only less than 1 million followers?cant be true, he is so funny

[@rohansharma1342]

Oldie ❤

[@iodicacid2268]

as a pakistani canadian I related to this hard! Everything was so accurate down to the way they make a command sound like a question lmfao

[@ahmedaldowish]

Dear Russell you owe your dad a lot 😂

[@Gray-Wolf]

I’ve been looking for a how to video on this perfect

[@youssefmalak4504]

Our food has flavour🤣🤣🤣 true!

[@badlucktotem4247]

'garam kuttas' :))) I laughed my ass off!

[@jayesh5131]

Russell every 10 seconds : You know what I mean!

[@ty_sylicus]

I love *HODDOGS*!

[@juliemariemeister2758]

Russell Peters Is Amazingly Quiet Hilarious 😎

[@aravinddoc]

One of his best bits😊

[@soechisugano5956]

Was this actullay recorded using the potato he mentioned. One with salt in water. JK! Loved it though!

[@abhishekchaudhary1662]

Yea our food will have flavour... 😂😂

[@bolch88bb8]

I lost it at Garam Kuttas....dead lol

[@LeRiderOP]

Watching this.. Cauz I am moving to "Canada" 😂😂

[@timothydickinson1470]

Russell I hope you tell your parents you love them from time to time lol

[@alexv.153]

Thanks to my friend (Santanu) who suggested Russell Peters.. 😊😊

[@bericobrian7009]

Hey you.. the one managing his youtube channel, how about sone more of his stand up videos on a daily basis.?

[@pratiksingh4661]

Hoddoggs🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yukiannie666]

Thanks to him...im in love with stand up comedy now...he was the first comic i ever watched....

[@edsher7679]

What a great piece of art.

[@vincy9394]

Just indian things 😂💯🙌🏽

[@SG-pc4sv]

This clip is already available on KZbin

[@qahmed2137]

saurav raj Singh check out my vid 😂

[@rejoyy]

Yes. Not sure if that is on his official channel though.

[@MorcysZ]

You mean "KZbin is already available on this clip"

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

Morcys Mcknight lol

[@utkarshpathak2368]

GOAT☠️

[@Azminemurshed]

The video that started it my fandom for you.

[@Livoirienyvoitrien]

Russel, since I have been watching your shows I LOVE Indians even more. Btw, you native speakers, how am I supposed to distinguish between Indians and Indians? I can't say red and brown Indians... Native Americans sounds kind of bulky too. Ach, I dunnoo!

[@deathonion404]

Just say native Americans, I suppose

[@infinity8288]

Bharat is another name for india. Named after King Bharat. The epic Maha-Bharata is named thus.

[@nithinshankar6477]

Akshay Kumar can answer this question more precisely 😅😂

[@alexcrawford5350]

Ha, “maybe when you get there you’ll be able to say it.”

[@mylivetrades7109]

Come. Come. Come!!!