Russell Petes - Bad Math Mark

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[@eziokenway]

"When do you think your parents will start talking to you again." 🤣

[@drewbranch7700]

💀

[@DarkAngel-cj6sx]

Indians parents are so racist that if you are an Indian woman you better no marry our Africans brothers.

[@adamsheriff2468]

It’s true as well, foreigners don’t like to mix, well at least first generation, I know Africans that stopped talking to their daughter for marrying a black guy. Some people don’t even marry people from a different tribe that’s literally 100 feet away💀. So much racism.

[@omsh4939]

What does this mean really?

[@Levelheadcal]

@@omsh4939Indians (in india of course ) go for arranged marriage by family. Inter racial ? Forget it. That’s the insinuation here.

[@mohamadesmk]

“2 months, and u cant fuckin remember mark?”

[@alexanderyil8305]

🤣

[@discoverme30]

That line killed me :D

[@usuariocelular8065]

yeah. wtf i s wrong with u mark.

[@Youngcixa]

We blacks don’t care about maths lol. 😅

[@VOLCAL]

THEY GOT LITTLE DCKS... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).

[@Sara86A]

Russell Peters is very funny. I have watched him for a while. I love when he does accents like the Indian, Chinese. He is good!😊💯

[@prince_bharath1595]

Fr. He nails them

[@prince_bharath1595]

@@mohammedprowrestlingbeltfa4389 every stand up comedian picks on the people in the audience dummy. Getting triggered over it sounds like a your problem Plus who gives a f about a joke being old or not

[@TheKomentor]

I am tired of his crowd work based comedy.

[@SadBoy-bq5rf]

​@@mohammedprowrestlingbeltfa4389 i prefer roasting more than jokes. But hey , you can watch other comedians. To each their own preferences

[@SadBoy-bq5rf]

@@mohammedprowrestlingbeltfa4389 Then don't watch his video 🤦

[@humapats1230]

WTH Russell Peter's turned into a granddad so swift woow

[@s10096]

Too much naan bread 🍞

[@nigelnyoni8265]

Duuuude. Was a big fan back in the day. What's happened to him. Not so funny now

[@humapats1230]

@@s10096 nah I guess too much booze ...Naan bread takes time not that swift ...

[@VOLCAL]

THEY GOT LITTLE DCKS... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).

[@Shaktiman-dz4vq]

@@nigelnyoni8265nothing lasts forever

[@jcbquark8037]

I thought he was gonna have him measure D size 😂

[@dingusfartacus9624]

That’s the joke man

[@michaelowings2177]

Won't work

[@imacarguy4065]

That stereotype hurts black men the most.

[@odizza1688]

Yes...bc that our only positive trait 🖕🏾

[@brigettepowell9730]

​@@imacarguy4065 lies you tell

[@greygodice3865]

That last one 😭 hahaha I love stand up there’s no bullshit tied to it you can still say fucked up shit and people laugh like they used to 😂

[@davidsharp8381]

Unless you're Chris Rock😂😂😂😂

[@kbalaji91]

This guy is the legend!

[@patwiseman9459]

I love you Russell I always loved your acy

[@thekub32]

Only the OG Russell Peters can make such jokes and get away with it still.

[@jare9048]

Try Gabriel Iglesias bro. Well actually all non white comedians can do SUCH jokes. ;)

[@StarDust_2077]

Meh race jokes are lazy

[@kungabhutia2840]

When Russell interacts (which he always does) with the audience is absolutely the best part for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@mado3623]

Same here that's probably my favorite parts of the shows haha it takes a lot of skill to be able to go off the top of the dome with the audience I like how he actually gets to know the people he talking to in the audience it be hilarious!!!

[@plz_stop759]

It looks like a lot of people do like that. Picking on someone from the audience and make fun of them. I feel like it's because he run out of material. He used to be funny.

[@untitled6391]

@@plz_stop759 no he still has material but he only uploads crowd work now

[@NanShan2010]

I was at this showwww 😱 Lovedd it!!

[@everytimesthefirsttime]

First time hearing about Suriname in mainstream media🥳

[@RaviThakoer]

Ja dat vind ik ook fijn om te horen

[@nikssu]

Mainstream media ...? Het is een stand up 😅

[@kevinmcadam698]

My favorite comedian

[@rjclue2630]

Greatest comedian lives with n Ukraine

[@choiceeyegheleme4297]

Peter always comes with the fire 😅😅

[@siletamus2016]

“There’s really only one way to find out if you are Indian or Black...” I’m thinking, 😳, you’re not going there, only to find out he meant Spelling Bee

[@sugc3209]

indian dudes does also have huge ... , I meant people they are the tallest asian 😂

[@aadhithanu9070]

@@sugc3209 Hi Fellow Indian 🤣

[@knightlaugh141]

​@@sugc3209 not Arab countries Afghan Pakistani are more of a tall people india and China's height are basically the same

[@shaheedbhaghatsingh3974]

@@knightlaugh141 north Indians and Pakistanis share the same race

[@justinkanicki2761]

Completely shitted on black people

[@Blauqkween]

We are such a diverse group of people. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@monitorjain7806]

Russell is surely enjoying a lot of FOOOD t

[@tejug1161]

He knows so much about different kinds of people! Races, behaviour, geography, relationships... Everything!

[@nilsongomez5442]

He doesn’t know that much , 😂don’t over rate him 😂

[@kindradeleon9053]

This guy is a genius and he always has a great crowd that doesn’t take anything offensive.

[@iPhone-en2yn]

Legend

[@totallypointlessvideos3832]

Russel Peters is just brilliant the best comedian.

[@Mrtitomk]

Thanks 😊 I'm loving ❤️

[@ronboutelier2653]

That is some funny stuff

[@Draintheswamp888]

Love this love Suriname Heart deep God bless

[@edwinbarreto58]

Very very funny- it’s about time!

[@tuanluong7338]

You go nicely !

[@stevendalloesingh]

I am from Suriname! Shoutout 🇸🇷!

[@mjshaheed]

Man Russel has blown up exponentially...sideways

[@MegaBruse]

Awesome ❤❤

[@007blackforest]

Man Russell Peters was legend back in the day but now it's like same routine from his previous stand up.

[@sarwan817]

Hey, i am also from Suriname... Nice to see a fellow Surinamese on this show..

[@adelequlipour2407]

God! This man is funny!!!😂

[@knightandfog]

This guy is super hilarious

[@sandysnails4620]

Suriname 🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷

[@joyduttagupta4262]

When he said theres only one way to find out if he's Indian or black.... I immediately thought of the obvious...😂

[@khukurilegsbiswakarma4383]

Savage and daring ❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏

[@LM-oj9jh]

Actually, the man looks like him 🤣

[@yibeltalseyid1633]

Very funny😂😂😂😂

[@varunbamba620]

Sick

[@juliocolobrado7723]

❤❤❤❤

[@YatiAcharya]

Daaamn, Russell Eaters be THICC 🤌🏻

[@SlamjackMonicker]

As much as he roasted Indian looks, he's turned into a full blown Inspection an Uncle who drinks a lot at family gatherings.

[@darrellbandjar]

Suriname represent!!!!!

[@kenkatara1278]

Yo opo kabare cak? 😅

[@christianwag3015]

R.P ..damn savage 😄😄

[@CBHroyalty]

Suriname ❤❤❤

[@yunggpacino]

Philip Emeagwali Philip Emeagwali (born August 23, 1954) is a Nigerian American computer scientist. He achieved computing breakthroughs that helped lead to the development of the internet.

[@ehsansantowikromo4813]

Suriname🇸🇷

[@lerokarto7705]

Surinamese 🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷

[@ithedon911]

Russell be looking abnormally large in this clip...

[@melanisticmandalorian8909]

He is an older Indian dude, we all get a gut.

[@boogsybrooks]

He's been fat.

[@gregwright2059]

Male stand-up: not one joke about him being a whole. Just funny back n forth with the crowd. Male comics > female comics & its not even close.

[@souvikkarmakar6925]

So identification creates COMEDY

[@binohuan1162]

RIP Mark ❤️

[@Lucian_King]

Idk how but Russel Peter has this god gift in him where he can absolutely roast somebody regarding their skin color and what not, in such an hilarious way that you won't be offended at all and might then laugh your azz off like crazy after he made real fun of you and your looks right infront of everybody 😅

[@collinsejaife1956]

Wrong. This joke was offensive. Stereotyping the black race in negative light is definitely not funny! Plain racist is what it is. I'm never listening to this guy again now I know what he really thinks of my race.

[@user-jo5cx2fx2p]

Be a 'Physigonomist' like ME.!

[@mytravls]

That was so spot on 😂 for that guy to not remember

[@kennethnoland8246]

He's sooooo funny

[@John-fy9uq]

There is a race in The Netherlands theyre called 'Hindoestanen' a lot of them dont want to associate themselves with Indians even tho they are literally Indians... You would be surprised how much of them call themselves black or Surinamese etc. Etc. But they would never dare to call themselves Indians🤣😂

[@jaydeepsen4769]

So, they're the reverse Rishi Sunak. I read about them. Their ancestors were brought from India as indentured labourers to work on Dutch plantations in Suriname. Their descendants migrated to Holland after the independence of Suriname in 1972 thereby retaining their Dutch passport. As an Indian, I would consider them Surinamese and not Indian. Whereas Rishi Sunak's grandparents came from Kenya but they call themselves Indian.

[@unicornsrice1667]

So interesting! I never knew about this part of history.

[@aartirup5468]

Not realy true it depens on the generation.

[@krislv9219]

@@jaydeepsen4769 A lot of us second generation call ourselves Hindu Americans or British Hindus etc..Religion has no nationality. I’m a Hindu in the Western hemisphere, next you’ll be saying only Indians Hindus can say they are true Hindus, but I probably know more Vedic chants and Gita than some Hindus in India. God is everywhere my man. In Guyana and Trinidad, there are Hindus who were brought over generations ago as indentured servants as well.

[@jaydeepsen4769]

@@krislv9219 absolutely not. You are a true Hindu. Hindus can be anywhere in any country. But Indians can only come from India. Just like Muslims or Christians or Jews or any other religious group. You can be a hindu in Britain or US but you're definitely not Indian. You're an American or a Brit or wherever you come from. I talked about nationality not the religion one practices

[@zizimatanda3685]

Yoi are a crazy person Russell

[@johnal3890]

Russell really embraced his inner desires... food

[@oracle__3345]

It's funny, cos so of the smartest mathematicians are from Nigeria. Somehow stereotype still works.........

[@clarissaubawuike7429]

yes definitely

[@koushikvemuri3130]

I think Russel is talking about the blacks that are born in brought up in the west

[@andreasiversen3440]

Yeah Nigeria is historically a fount of mathematical discovery and knowledge. That's how they build their impressive mudhuts for milennia.

[@tutotutot5193]

@@andreasiversen3440 mathematicians are not house builders. fool

[@richardramfire3971]

Yes true. Very smart Nigerians. But these are jokes. People in America barely know where Africa is

[@davidmichael3189]

Where can I find the whole of this part because I want to hear Russell pronounce the man's name again - that was Hilarious

[@mariogagliardi8491]

😂😂😂 nice!

[@jrfan912]

😂🤣😂..inhale..🤣😂🤣

[@hedonepicurea4327]

You can tell Russell was raised by old school. He did the "look." For younger gens, I grew up at the end of a very racist era. Older gens used to use the "look" when they couldn't figure your race.

[@user-pk8tf4zh2m]

😂❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ceelothatmane9421]

He’s the one comedian who can do race jokes his whole career and they still be fresh and funny 😂😂 It’s cuz he has the nuts to say that shìt 😂

[@user-of8mo6cl8v]

This man is mad and baaad😂

[@Shlovanzleeat]

When he said, "there's only one way to know if you're black or Indian" I gasped, he might ask the man to pull down his trousers. 😂😂

[@aTopazBlade39859]

Which is this. Where to find longer video of this gig

[@TheRealFakto]

Black mathematicians & scientists made everything in his reality.

[@BRockIITWi]

I've never heard Cenk Yuger when he's calm before!

[@PURPLE_KNIGHT.]

Dam you put on some Wight bro....😂

[@rajenkanhai6013]

Suriname 🇸🇷 is a former Dutch colony. We have living there people from India, Africa, Indonesia, Europe and Asia...

[@shahdrah]

MATH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gfdthree1]

Thought he was gonna say, pull down your pants, not spelling bee. 😂

[@ramlanosman5538]

Nice hat😎

[@imacarguy4065]

The guy is 100% not entirely black. He's at most 50%. There's no denying this if you live in this region or look at how an average West African person looks like. Considering He's from Suriname, he's likely creole (European mixed with African) and probably even have Indian and Native in him as well. Which would explain why he looks so racially ambiguous. Perhaps the Neatherlands would classify him as black. The girl is probably (predominantly) Surinamese Indian or Indigenous or both.

[@moviesenthil]

Suriname is not in Africa.

[@taniakrant7743]

👍🇸🇷🫶let him come here to this mix in South America

[@rangoman1815]

East Africans look more like Arabs and Indias than generic Africans with big lips and jutey hair

[@moviesenthil]

@@vnolan633 Indeed. Americans who have not travelled are surprised by their own country's diversity. Most of them haven't gone more than 200 miles from where they were born.

[@richardmurray4605]

What about the Maroons then? Descendants of the runaway slaves who lived in the interior of Suriname. I'm pretty sure they are 100% black

[@SarNelizbeth77]

even me don't remember my anniversary.

[@juanitacruz9873]

Lmfao wow

[@travisanderson3920]

"There's only one way to tell if you're Indian or black" I thought he was about to say "pull your pants down" 😂😂😂

[@taniakrant7743]

He he in Suriname 🇸🇷 black also looks like that 😊🙋‍♀️

[@Blessing_tv]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@christianhammer3946]

Actually Black men AND Black women are EXCELLENT at math. They are ALWAYS great math teachers

[@satishdass7460]

Omg you're so offended you're def black

[@christianhammer3946]

@@satishdass7460 - the butt of the joke was black ppl being bad at math, but the opposite is true, like Neil Degrasse Tyson. It didn't make sense that's all.

[@azharulhisham1960]

Its stereotypes, not necessarily to be true, but it just has comedy value.

[@deathnote2526]

it's always good to see black people get mad when stereotypes ( which are based on few people or like most of them based on bullshit ideas or racist ideas ) are used against you !! but you enjoy making fun of white people and use stereotype against them lol .

[@yomi1871]

That's one way of looking at it and when you keep telling yourself that eventually it becomes true...

[@yunggpacino]

Phillip Emeagwali 1989, emulating the bees' honeycomb construction, Emeagwali used 65,000 processors to invent the world's fastest computer, which performs computations at 3.1 billion calculations per second. Dr.

[@kenedafenner950]

Does he not notice she looks Navajo ? She's Native American and being a really good sport .. Not from India.. Her husband is LYING about his heritage .. He looks black and Philippino to me or black and native , but he ain't ALL black .. You don't deny ANY part of your heritage because that's what makes you who you are and you should be proud of ALL your ancestors !!

[@imacarguy4065]

The girl could be either or even both.

[@imacarguy4065]

Also interesting that you say Philippino. Suriname has people from that region there as well. Javanese to be specific.

[@ZANTETSUKEV]

Surinamese people mainly consists of the next people: Creole, Indian, Javanese, Chinese and the native Indians. Note that there were already black people (escaped slaves from Spanish hands), before the Netherlands brought more West-Africans due to slavery and colonism. I always say I am Javenese-Suriname, cause the real Surinamese are the Native people of Surinam. Some people wont understand how you are a south american while you like asian lol

[@wilfred5656]

I'm black but excellent at math and English.

[@blamitdsz]

Sure....

[@androsc1418]

But not for long. They are showing Pride videos during Math classes.

[@Gautham_Hector]

Russell still got it 🤙

[@phillychick4196]

I’m black and love math….. 😂js

[@just_a_stupid_common_man]

What's wrong with Russul. How did he physically become like this

[@sixman9]

I didn't know that guy from Young Turks did stand up, go Cenk! 😂

[@nicholasmckenzie7403]

Shit was funny

[@JazzeJones]

I'm Surinam and I don't know anybody with more races in their blood. In me flows Chinese, native American, black, white, Jewish, and Indian. It's awesome! I can't be a racist 😅

[@digriyowkhaliil5507]

I'm a black guy you're definitely talking to me and you make me laugh I can remember s***lol 🤣

[@asholeyt]

🇸🇷 Suriname

[@harshgaming1999]

He is right about maths 😂😂😂

[@Sherirose1]

Guyana is close to Suriname? 😂😂 We intermingle.

[@podsaveengland]

Weird Peters asked Monica Diaz to marry him in 2010, as he was sleeping with my friend Inuka from Sri Lanka at that time in Canada...😂😂😂😂

[@spannito1893]

😂😂😂😭😭😭👍🏿👍🏿

[@vikyathrao4162]

Russell can play Jay if Modern family is remade in India😂

[@devendradhond8312]

World knows.. Indians great in Maths 😅❤🇮🇳