Russell Peters's Funniest jokes on Indians.ll Funny desi jokes.

[@dlighted8861]

"Somebody going to get a hurt real bad."😄

[@navinjoshi3184]

I fuckin love that catchphrase

[@marcoswang5034]

No, it was:" Somebody 's gonna get hurt leal bad, somebody!"

[@cedarpoplar7443]

Nooo. You pick the cotton. "We both wholesale"

[@OriginalMorax]

Well he's indian too 🌚

[@Scottsgamerlounge]

God I hope it’s Julio

[@AppuAppu-jx7zu]

I'm an indian,I've binged his videos without sleeping for a whole night.he is really talented and yeah a lot of things are relatable

[@chrislitmen]

Indian's are actually not cheap they know the actual price of things.

[@ajsky1066]

Bullshit!!!

[@vasilileung2204]

Bullshit+1 They just think everything should be cheaper

[@md929]

Hahaha....Indians are the cheapest customers out there. They want you to fix things for free.

[@chrislitmen]

Most of the Indian's living abroad are cheap ones who couldn't survive here. so they don't represent the whole Indian race.

[@vasilileung2204]

chrislitmen I’ve met some rich Indians. They’re still cheap

[@cleander97]

Actually Indians don’t know they have an accent. At school, a friend of mine, who was Indian with a thick accent, asked me to try to speak like him with proper British English ... and I’m a Canadian!

[@munavvarkhonkarimov7498]

Lol

[@francescaluciano7520]

Hahaha lololol

[@nitink.a567]

😂😂

[@elizabethkay9061]

Indians thought that their English is the British English but in fact is indian english ( that's with accents)

[@mranonymous481]

@@elizabethkay9061 Yep true. The Indian guys on KZbin. Lol.

[@lilyshah4608]

I was married to a desi and I could never every get angry when he was upset. The accent is just not threaten. I would laugh internally.

[@beachboy_boobybuilder]

So you are no longer married to a desi?

[@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463]

@@beachboy_boobybuilder no one can handle the desi except the desi

[@jinfin221]

Do you want to get married to a desi again

[@reidwright264]

You must have been my neighbour!

[@raam726]

@@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463 but she's a desi too. Look at her last name.

[@AriesArriesgado]

We have many Indians here in the Philippines. They are nice and friendly.

[@narayankannan9679]

Indians are nice but Filipinos are really really sweet people....this is coming from an Indian

[@shifeq9770]

This guys profession is joker. This is his bread and butter, by making fun of others. Most shameful profession in the world

[@HarshDethe]

I'm a Christian in India, I live in Maharashtra and almost all my friends are Hindu except a couple. No one ever bullied me for my religion. They celebrate Christmas with me as I celebrate Diwali with them.

[@HarshDethe]

@Kordor Marwein I live next to an family fro same, they definitely look different. But never seen anyone make fun of them or bullying their children. You just fell victim to bullying as some kids do. Not everyone is bad. But not everyone is good either.

[@HarshDethe]

@Kordor Marwein I still think you just got bullied, lot of kids go through it. You're just making it a state/race thingy

[@dr.shobhitsharma6272]

The rule is simple : only bargain where there is no actual price to an item This is not being cheap , it is what having a common sense is 💁🏼‍♂️

[@Protectobot]

The problem is it's not common enough. We need universal sense! :O

[@divekshekhawat6425]

Are you mn

[@dr.shobhitsharma6272]

Divek Shekhawat what is mn?

[@harivigneshm9170]

Yup lol

[@Protectobot]

@@dr.shobhitsharma6272 yeah: what is mn?

[@sailor_guy9841]

HEYYY I RECOGNIZED THE THAT LINE "SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET HURT VERY BAD"

[@whattf8016]

REAL BAD*

[@faizalabdullah9489]

It’s “somebody gonna get hurt real bad”.

[@lambodrifting1]

Russell had a show here in Bahrain yesterday and what a show it was. Such a funny guy. He even made fun of himself 😂

[@anighose1]

Abdulla not funny but stupid

[@denisz2274]

was it new material? I'm seeing him in a few weeks!

[@lambodrifting1]

@@denisz2274 Yes new material and he was picking on the audience and making fun of himself. Its worth it to go see him. Hes doing a world tour and there was another comedian prior to him coming on.

[@fMONA94]

@@anighose1 only stupids will find it stupid

[@rakanali4216]

Abdulla I'm seeing him tomorrow in Kuwait, super excited!

[@ArashAria]

Who else is watching his stand ups for the thousands times and still laughing :))

[@iWinimobi32828]

😬

[@RiRi-bx5vp]

Dudes funny😄

[@abdulshakuur975]

Jobless folk's like me $ you

[@ArashAria]

@@abdulshakuur975 haha I work 70 hrs a week brother, but still laughing :D

[@pavanupendra2017]

Me

[@faustinaramharack9970]

" You go to Trinidad " And that's how my foreparents got here.😊

[@TMB-cv2bg]

Yup, mine too 😉.

[@faithmuthoni194]

Am from Kenya 🇰🇪 I love Indians and trust me they are all over my country hihihi speaking swahili.l love the fact they have a natural way of doing business

[@mohammedzakariakhan5955]

loved it when he said " you know what ill make t shirts you pick the cotton

[@tarunkhem6391]

The set which made him famous is by far my all time favourite. You can see some of the jokes from that set here but in the other set they've been tweaked and lines have been added which made it way funnier! Even though i've seen his videos way too many times, i still cant get enough!

[@SM_PP]

I'm an Indian who don't bargain but I had a friend whenever I go with her for shopping she just ask for one fourth of the rate mentioned by the shopkeeper and I would feel like disappearing 😄 but to my surprise shopkeeper sells the item at her price.

[@tantiwahopak101]

Where does she goes for shopping? 😄

[@SunilSkanda]

Either you're lying or those shopkeepers are really naive.

[@rohitramanathanchanakya]

Sunil Skanda not really. Most shopkeepers know people will bargain and hence increase the prices and then sell it at lower rates. You will seldom find shopkeepers pricing it right. However a few are not good at bargaining and at that time the shopkeeper makes merry.

[@SunilSkanda]

@@rohitramanathanchanakya Yeah, but 4 times the price? It's unbelievable.

[@rohitramanathanchanakya]

Sunil Skanda if an item costs 50 rupees and he puts it at 200/-. It's fine. Since he has other expenditures plus he needs to feed himself and his family. After the bargaining he will get 50 rupees profit. Are you telling me 50 rupees is good enough after all his travel expenses, money that he needs to bribe some goons around and pay for keeping his stall outside and more? I think it's fair enough. We need to understand both sides. So please relax.

[@AviSandy]

love you guys and my Chinese wife keep pulling my leg with your jokes on Indians 🤪

[@yuukoedits]

Uhhh-

[@factspoken9062]

Yeah thats great. Chinese and Indians have one thing in common, that is... Both hate CCCP🤣🤣🤣 Note: First C is for Corrupt

[@SlimJim3082]

@@factspoken9062 have u met Chinese or been there to China? They don't hate their govt lmao. Travel outside

[@factspoken9062]

@@SlimJim3082 Then why are they all trying to escape to America? Our coastguards find hundreds of them hiding in the hull of the cargo ships, packed like slaves

[@Psalm118.26]

@@factspoken9062 It's BJP, not CCP. The CPC has a 94% approval rating while hundreds of millions of indians want Modi out of office.

[@cedarpoplar7443]

"the guy down the road said 28, But I like you" Shut up! Or Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad🤣😂. Priceless

[@priyanshibhattacharjee3789]

This is what maximum of us do🤣🤣🤣

[@talalmohammed7058]

Never saw someone would go deeply over nations like Russel. The best at All!

[@kirkdyer89]

Don't watch this while doing a bench press.

[@andytaylor1588]

Ouch!

[@ViktorNederloe]

Wierd flex, but ok

[@hitishawaghela5183]

As an Indian idk what should I do, should I laugh or feel embarrassed 😂🙃

[@shishya085]

U should be proud

[@polbriana715]

Russell is really hilarious, thank you so much, we need laughter specially this times, I really enjoy watching your performance, laughter is diffenitely the best medicine.

[@abdulrahmanbinabdullah970]

Hey Mr.Russel.......I love keep watching your shows when I'm depressed......that eases my HBP.......Thanks.....Lumut MALAYSIA

[@MjMori4444]

Hope you get better man

[@randomguy5339]

Bruh, you should be putting that on his Twitter, not on this channel that just uploads clips of comedians.

[@overtheedge9298]

I wish my doctors would speak as clearly as you.

[@sabrishgopalakrishnan5156]

f u man...you now get a compulsory prostate check everytime you visit your doctors

[@overtheedge9298]

Sabrish Gopalakrishnan Two of my doctors are Indian, both guys are hilarious, and great people. Because of a stroke, it’s hard for me to understand my doctors. Their words fluidly come into the next. Where as, our words are one two the next, more chopped. So understand that my comment had nothing to do with race.

[@sabrishgopalakrishnan5156]

​@@overtheedge9298 Lets see how stroked you are when they shove their finger up your crack. And I still take offence nonetheless. Btw really sorry about the stroke man...may you recover well...

[@KING-ri2vs]

@@sabrishgopalakrishnan5156 What's wrong with you, idiot ? The man was just stating a fact coz of his medical condition. Why you had to get all offensive for that ? I'm an Indian as well and I didn't find his comment as offensive or racist at all. People like you are a disgrace to the whole country. SMH.

[@SmellyFartSoHard]

@@sabrishgopalakrishnan5156 Then don't watch this clip, dude. Just watch mathematics or bargain some country to invade

[@md929]

I'm an appliance repairman and when I'm dealing with Indians I start high so I will get the price I want to begin with. They thought they got a bargain. Lol...

[@gauraverma]

They aren't Indian then😂

[@vanshikagoswami8315]

Nah that can't happen U see in India people are already thinking that the seller is selling at a high price so the bargain goes on until they reach below the original price. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧

[@avilynch4687]

You are are liar🤣

[@SachinDolta]

@@gauraverma haha

[@statisticssirppn3699]

@@vanshikagoswami8315 so true

[@kcmo1992]

There's a reason behind everything. I overheard an Arab at a bank, we make money the hard way so we don't spend it fast.

[@eeza4]

“Your Honor My client..... would like to play guilty!!!

[@lte_dxrtsah5331]

ツDxrts funny

[@edwinelnathan]

Plead*

[@eeza4]

Edwin Elnathan thx didn’t know 😂

[@fallennorthstar]

@Zanou - PUBG MOBILE “Plead” is a verb. “Plea” is a noun.

[@AbdullahAhmed-wd1of]

6:28#. Thank you so much , I was having a bad day, but you put the smile in my face.

[@xavierdimfit7471]

love is comedy.. one of my favorite..

[@WilliamFHenry]

Every man "grows" into her; that's how it works!

[@whattf8016]

Can you please tell me what does that mean I'm asking for real

[@amitabhabhattacharya8337]

@@whattf8016 The rationale behind arranged marriages in the Indian subcontinent is that they gradually learn to love and respect each other. For this very reason, girls are married off at an early age so that they can adjust with their in laws better. Sounds loony, but that's how it works.

[@CJDcow]

Usually you grow before you go into her, so what you say makes absolutely no sense.

[@poysflores3917]

He's a comeindian, that Russel Peters.

[@matthewserrano4048]

All i know is i love Indians! I wanna be one of em!!!

[@moonlove454]

🙄

[@matthewserrano4048]

@nexxt up Why not?

[@xyu610]

LMAO u have some weird dresms bro

[@billyc2572]

Wtf

[@matthewserrano4048]

@@billyc2572 not the weirdest shit youd encounter today

[@toppatoppa5236]

Yep. One of if not the funniest of his generation

[@Blender-3D-Guides]

I love Russell Peters 😂... (Speaking in Indian style accent)

[@priyanshibhattacharjee3789]

Lovedddd thiss😂😂❤ and bargaining is one of the basic thing we have to learn if we are from a middle class family, not the rich people 😂❤❤ and I'm so proud that I could bargain now 🤣

[@priyanshibhattacharjee3789]

@Our ship Lusitania umm thanks😅😅❤

[@paleamigo8575]

"Same sex arranged marriages..."🤣🤣🤣

[@shishirjain3562]

funniest guy ever i m an indian plz indians dont take offence he is honouring us all

[@tangobango9653]

Never heard of him before, but this guy’s pretty damn funny folks. Make that very, very funny!

[@saikatbanik9359]

Really?

[@manjunathswamy2270]

"Russell you blasted my mind"

[@yashdangat7018]

2:29 best part

[@nancyfreire4119]

Cute cute cute. Thanks for the humor.

[@vidhansaini9296]

Actually he is telling the reality of us and that doesn't hurt me

[@pikachu-jf2oh]

No

[@alexwurt9611]

Russell is great 😆✊made my day🔥🔥

[@2l84t]

Always have a smile on your face . It makes for a pleasanter day and confuses the hell out of your enemies .

[@aum8136]

For all those offended these are facts, majority travelling abroad start forex calculations at the back of their head 😂😂😂

[@rameshsuganeshan2173]

Mainly from Gujarat and Delhi

[@wizardmaster6639]

I found it harsh when he says Air India - the smell of shit hits you in the face as you land in the airport - I kinda wanna believe him

[@Zach98506]

MOST FUNNIEST??🤣🤣🤣 now that's funny

[@midmic]

Here is a guy who makes humor out of simple situations. He doesn’t tell jokes like some comedians. He sees the funny side of things and presents a well-timed, laugh inducing line. His facial expressions are gems.

[@luisdeleon9819]

He is not funny. All he does is mock Indians. He seems so insecure about his Indian heritage.

[@amaliahmontefalcodelmoral651]

Hahaha.. I really love this guy! Such an humorous person.

[@20090395]

And I love you.... you are so beautiful

[@amaliahmontefalcodelmoral651]

@@20090395 Rofl!😂😂🤣🤣

[@MM-yi9zn]

So uplifting & best mood fixer. Russell is just the Best!

[@vickyknoedler1019]

You always put a smile on my face , l love you Russel

[@pemachering9530]

Go nicely go, go go 😂

[@JKD6991]

“Somebody is going to get a hurt real bad!”

[@kamsingh3260]

I'm East Indian, that means your Bharati from Bharat my brigger. Loving the bregro comedy.

[@philipmarchalquizar7741]

His Indian accent is spot on.

[@ethnicpelasgians5516]

If the Chinese can do it.. You can do it lol... (Hard Labour).

[@clairejeanpaul-jupiter8985]

That little face at the end of the video...."priceless "

[@patricklawrence9784]

Last part cracked the heck out of me. No wonder I have never had an argument with my friend Jitesh..

[@jugrajsingh1000]

We can out cheap you any day of the week😂😂😂

[@sammysammy7666]

They took us to the Caribbean too. My great grandparents were from India. But I love it. One love

[@donnadrane4977]

This is very true. When my daughter’s boyfriend bought a car he was there all day and at the end the salesman was crying for mercy. Bargaining is a way of life for them and they expect it to take all day. It’s just the way business is done.

[@sumanbarua2925]

Yeah, that's right cause we were basically taught the value of money from childhood..... So if you know the value of money , bargaining is the most efficient solution 😌

[@sanjaymittal1977]

Fantastic!! Made my morning and will make my day too!!😂😂

[@murshidsahat5728]

That line he gonna repeat the same joke.. Bt im fine with it.. Hahaha

[@trickyabb]

There's a fine line between being thrifty and being cheap.

[@asharai2606]

Awesome ...liked it very much.

[@IndiaTrendz06]

Thanks Asha

[@wicrant143]

We indians build cheaper space rocket's.....only indians can do that.....

[@sadainhussainkazmi1789]

ever heared of Elon Musk???

[@memezone7]

@One tree Hill lol

[@abhisheksikdar2329]

@One tree Hill pakistan ki maa ka bhosda. Search best toilet paper in the world and u get pakistani map

[@divyanshgupta3200]

@One tree Hill Jealous😂😂😂😂

[@rodrigogojar2158]

Vikrant chauhari... thats shoddy space rockets then, 😰😰😰

[@lastqueen9536]

😅🤣It’s true tho lol Indians like to bargain

[@jagadisharibam3211]

Greatest standup comedian from the beginning of standup🔥🔥🔥

[@andreilaurea692]

Hes so proud to be a canadian that he switched his citizenship Hahahaha

[@ArminThapa]

Andrei Laurea he didn’t switch his citizenship. He was born and raised in canada. He never had a Indian citizen to switch with. 😅 but he still says we/us Indians that’s great.

[@abhisheksikdar2329]

@@ArminThapa not great he does so that he can make jokes on ur expense and earn money

[@ArminThapa]

Abhishek Sikdar but that’s what every comedian does right, but I wouldn’t still mind if it’s a joke. At the end of the day some people gets offended by it and some doesn’t everyone has their own opinion. Everyone’s got their own right to get offended. 😬

[@abhisheksikdar2329]

@@ArminThapa not every comedian

[@abhisheksikdar2329]

@@ArminThapa u are telling as if he is being so great by associating with us and uplifting us poor indians. Please. There is nothing great in him saying we indians

[@realist902]

You may hate him or like him but what he say is quite true.

[@animeshpal1161]

Seems to be your father

[@ddsgabo]

When i see indians like anywhere, they usually wear the cheapest sneakers, pants, everything!! But, still, they own all the hotels

[@DuBsTeR-gx9pe]

The indian accent is actually the frivkin coolest!!!

[@shankarkantharaj8697]

I was having one of those days thanks for that :)

[@ishaanbhattacharya607]

2:59 relatable Exactly as lazy as me

[@gtamediaproductions1]

Russell! Love ya man! From Mississauga, ON. Hey! Just south of your home town Brampton! ✌

[@hmahmood81]

Love jokes on Indians. So true 😂😂😂😂

[@Arya_Adarsh]

Ya that's what I thought when I looked at you... This guy looks like a Russell Peters.😂😂😂

[@Ashraf0182]

"We-deo" 😄

[@rohitganore6642]

We are not cheap. We are resourceful.

[@nimaisaren5996]

Rohit Ganore no cheap

[@wowwow8302]

Indians are cheap.. Accept it kindly 😂

[@vanshikagoswami8315]

@@wowwow8302 Things that are not true can't be accepted.. Mai itna sure hoon ki agr yeh India aaya toh koi isse thugg lega😝

[@vanshikagoswami8315]

@EXCEPTION cheap thrills 🙂

[@vanshikagoswami8315]

@EXCEPTION yea

[@poshmaster9070]

Loved your Video!

[@pavitraattri3687]

I'm Indian and I love Indian jokes the most😆❤️

[@adrianahinestrosa3518]

Excellent I love it thank you 😄😄🤣🤣🤣☺️☺️☺️💪👍😍🤣🤣

[@soumilbanerjee11]

Damn i sound like that 😆😂

[@IndiaTrendz06]

Ha ha

[@lindaveswuh7777]

🤣🤣🤣loved it I'm Indian I love ur jokes

[@Unknown-qy3dx]

Indians are the futuristic world leader ... if they only can get themselves together.

[@peterfernandes8638]

Brilliant comedy 👏 🤣 very hilarious 😂

[@hannegem]

He’s so good conveying the essence that at times you can even smell the whiff of spices.

[@JustAnotherDayToday]

Please do the needful. 😂

[@ebenymukanhairi5891]

My Honor....," my client wants to plead guilty...." This guy is talented and funny too...

[@user-zg1ep1ex2b]

*We Must Find Him A Nice Boy* 😄 *ALL THE LOVE FROM INDIA BUDDY* 🤗

[@dev_peace_soul]

4:25 well now thats a reality! Lmao

[@BudhathokiDigital]

Big exports by India 😁😁😁 And we'll meet in north America 😁😁😁😁😁

[@fbi6555]

weird thought but, imagine that photo in the end was you as a kid, and you just randomly came across it on a KZbin video of Russel Peters talking about Indian jokes.

[@haoboisingsit2367]

Bargaining is a competition in india. Besides most of the shopkeepers set the price higher than the actual price to counter the game🤣🤣

[@abdulrahmanbinabdullah970]

Hey Peter......I really enjoy watching your shows.....(Lumut MALAYSIA)

[@sarmadsajjad1]

6:23 hahaha.. the ACCENT..!

[@mochamadfarid5721]

Your honor...my client would like...to plead guiltyyy😁😃👍👍

[@eindtijdinbeeld0206]

Everytime i hear that indian voice:Rakesh😂 owange pranks🤣

[@sambs3609]

We Indians have a birth right of bargaining anything, literally anything.

[@lucineakalucykazanian9853]

U make my DAY 🤣

[@michaelireland7239]

3,17 totally craced me up you pick the cotton etc etc ,,total gold

[@roobalful]

India is full of different cultures and races .Every state has a different type of people and cultures.Hes just mimicking and talking about gujratis and biharis.

[@thegreatgatsby8180]

Exactly.. As a north eastern guy I am disturbed that India is constantly portrayed as just north Indian brown people.

[@surilshah6236]

Bro we love from up to ne

[@no.1spectator39]

😂

[@viksingh3875]

Gujrat, southies and biharis

[@thegreatgatsby8180]

@@surilshah6236 love to UP Bros from NE. Jai Hind.!