Russian Insurgent Monke Spotted In Ukraine (terrifying)

[@alexandercaruso2889]

I’ve heard of gorilla warfare but this is ridiculous

[@TrebleStarcrush]

Ba dum, tsh

[@ornateletteropener2237]

I can't not read this a Bojack

[@micahhonig1575]

I was pretty sure going in this was gonna be a joke video. Seeing this as the top comment confirmed it.

[@Arwimiles]

dumb joke. 9/10

[@uninstaller2860]

I heard the French president lives in Chimps de Lesay

[@noahramsey]

most well-trained russian soldier

[@martijnstuart95]

Unironically tho. His trainer could get him to wear that jacket meanwhile Russian commanders can't even get their orcs to stop raping and pillaging.

[@bryankowalczyk3982]

So now ur calling euro-asians monkeys? Just because many are of Russian Mongolians origin doesn't make it ok to be racist about it 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Keep3r1438]

@@bryankowalczyk3982 What the hell does that even mean

[@WiloPolis03]

Don't insult this based monke

[@WiloPolis03]

@@bryankowalczyk3982 I think in attempting to accuse OP of racism you managed to be way more racist

[@cesarmadero05]

The monkey escaped from the zoo, run a little, it inmediately started to rain and accepted to get jacket and return to the zoo by their caretaker. What an adorable lad!!!!

[@pogo8050]

It’s time to repopulate rural Ukraine with monke

[@MegaBanne]

It is like when you have a jail surrounded by a desert, so that any escapee would give up. But instead it is Ukraine XD.

[@dildonius]

@@Ass_of_Amalek All apes is monkey

[@Radjhitoocool]

Literally the plot of 99% of Curious George books to a tee yellow rain coat and all 😂

[@sciencealltheway]

@@Ass_of_Amalek “simian” literally refers to all monkeys, apes(and by extension, humans) are a type of simian and are therefore monkeys.

[@QuiztressMadi]

More about bears: the English word bear means “brown one” because in old English they believed that saying the name of the animal would summon it so they treated their name like Voldemort and now we don’t have record of what that word was. Still a mystery. Because we were worried that we would accidentally summon them.

[@MouseTheGoblin]

The word was arkto

[@florinadrian5174]

That's Beetlejuice, actually.

[@TheNukeMuffin]

Didn't Jesus summon bears to attack some shithead kids?

[@Warsmith_The]

@@MouseTheGoblin Amusingly, this means that the scientific name for the brown bear, Ursus Arctos, means "Bear Bear".

[@littlegravitas9898]

You laugh, but since we forgot it, have you ever heard of a suddenly summoned bear appearing admist a horrified crowd?

[@osonhouston]

The fact she had to negotiate his surrender is amazn'

[@Occam31]

Most intelligent Russian soldier.

[@storyspren]

Fun fact that one in the perkele video is NOT a black bear, we only have brown bears here, the distinction graphic even warned to look for distinctive characteristics because size and color can be misleading But yeah from the size it's probably a young one (I don't know how big they get and I definitely can't estimate one's age but I'm pretty sure they get bigger than that lol)

[@kapelski104]

The Finnish guy in the video basically yells swear words at the bear and it runs off. Then the guy calls for his dog, Hugo, and after all that turns back to the bear and says "oh you're still here? piss off will you"

[@nonniperkl6273]

PERKELE! But i think it is a brown bear

[@uninstaller2860]

Who asked?

[@kapelski104]

@@nonniperkl6273 perkele is just a swear word that originally meant a finnish god of thunder (90% sure about that)

[@nonniperkl6273]

@@kapelski104 yeah as a Finn i happen to know, tho it is originally Latvian word I think

[@kapelski104]

@@nonniperkl6273 Kappas... Didn't really look at your username and assumed you were a foreigner :D

[@blazethesteamdragon6202]

Feeding a polar bear like that is among the stupidest thing you can do, holy shit. If they're already wandering near a human settlement it's because they're looking for food; they smell trash and such. Feeding the damn thing is going to encourage it to come back. It'll be a danger to everyone in the area and itself since it'll associate humans with free food and go out of its way to approach them.

[@LizStaples]

People need to learn how to respect wildlife. Feeding bears, bothering walruses, humans are far more deadly to all animals than any animal is to us

[@isuckatusernames4297]

hehe big white bear funny

[@renardleblanc5556]

Personally, I prefer "nanulak" over pizzley. As in: combination of the Inuit words nanuk(polar bear), and aklak (grizzley). Also, do keep in mind that when they use the term "grizzley bear," they're probably *actually* talking about a kodiak. (grizzley, 400- 790 lbs... kodiak, 660-1,320 lbs). I would know: I grew up in the McKenzie delta region, we had to wrestle these guys in Boy Scouts. Knowing the difference could save your life. 🙃

[@Markunator]

Don’t Kodiak bears only live in the Kodiak Archipelago? Aren’t grizzlies far more common and widespread, living all over Alaska and Canada as well as in some national parks in the lower 48?

[@The_Story_Of_Us]

It may look like it's just aimlessly wandering around, but don't let that fool you... It is in fact just as masterfully coordinated as the Russian Armed Forces! Put this guy in charge of the invasion and Ukraine will be part of the motherland in a matter of days...

[@PlatinumAltaria]

This is 100% a LIE. All Russian monke troops are entirely peaceful, and are used to liberate occupied territory. There is no "invasion", only monke.

[@The_Story_Of_Us]

@@PlatinumAltaria Look at the tankie here... Look here, man. I don't buy into the Russian Monke propaganda machine and nor should you. They're vicious! Russian Military Monkes have displaced millions of Ukranian civilian Monkes since this invasion began and frequently raid their homes and stores for bananas. It is a blatant Monke rights violation and you should know better than to support it!

[@oontgrad]

I've had some black bear encounters while hiking, even got feet away from one that crossed a log over a river that I had just crossed. If they notice you they run away. The one I accidentally got close to basically ran up a cliff when it saw me. They are scary as hell in the wild, but they are also scared of you.

[@user-uq4gr5nl5o]

If a black bear notices you, they run away. If a grizzly bear notices you, you run away.

[@pola5195]

One time I got lost, kinda underestimating daylight time, and had to set up a tent in bear country. Brown bear. I've heard noises in the night and saw scratched out branches in the morning. Turns out there was an abandoned village nearby and an orchard that turned wild - no wonder those bears congregated there, the silly fluffs

[@pola5195]

@@user-uq4gr5nl5o do not. run from bears. They faster.

[@enotsnavdier6867]

I've seen some while canoeing

[@zenbear9952]

Bears only really become a problem if mama bear with her cubs are around. Mama is super over protective and will tear you to shreds and the cubs are dumb curious idiots that will just walk right up to you because they want to play. or figure out what you are. Bears on their own typically don't like confrontation or a meal that isn't easy pickings for them

[@ShipwreckedMates]

Once on a road trip, a baby grizzly bear walked up to the car while I was stuck in traffic so now I can't see them as anything other than fren

[@varisleek3360]

used to live an alaska bear is fren

[@ThrobbertJomes]

You are uncomfortably lucky momma bear didn't come and show you they are not friend. When I was like 10 my family went to stay at a cabin in British Columbia. Heard a bear attack at the campground. The guy lived but god damn. I haven't found a therapist who can help me stop thinking about that poor mans screams. Bears are fucked up man😂

[@Alias_Anybody]

"It's muscles are superior" Well, technically. A chimp would be stronger than a human with a similar muscle mass because they are optimized for short term busts of power (rapid climbing). Humans evolved for endurance (persistence hunting on flat ground). You simply don't need to be strong enough to rip arms off if you can mortally wound anything of a similar size by piercing it with a javelin from up to 20 meters away.

[@WiloPolis03]

How long did we have tools tho? Not a counterpoint, just a genuine question. Was it long enough to affect human evolution?

[@WiloPolis03]

Not sure why your reply got deleted, probably YT being weird, I'm not an evolutionary biologist or anything but ig millions of years would do it lol

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@WiloPolis03 Homo Erectus used proper spears and torches. The species first appeared 2 million years ago. How effectively they were used as javelins is very hard to pin down, we currently assume the species was also the first using those based on the evolution of their shoulders, though if not even a 1.5 meter long stick with a properly sharpened and hardened tip can be quite deadly in melee, more dangerous than punches and scratches of a chimp while keeping distance. But even older species than Erectus already used primitive (probably barely modified) sticks they found as clubs and to poke things, they also threw stones. Erectus was most likely quite balanced in terms of strenght vs endurance, it was Homo Sapiens that doubled down on persistence hunting. So we are talking about maybe 400k years evolution. Considering that different populations of HS diverged 100k years ago at most (with occational geneflow in between) and different ethnicities do have slightly different contributions regarding these muscles (we can't just stalk prey, we can also use javelins from ambushes and build traps, so depending on the environment long running was more or less central), that evolves rather quickly.

[@WiloPolis03]

@@Alias_Anybody Damn you know way more about this than I do, do you have a degree/are you working on a degree in this? That's some really interesting stuff

[@litkeys3497]

@@WiloPolis03 not sure, but humans are the only primates to have proper wrist muscles for accurate projectile throwing. Hence why chimps kind weakly fling shit while we can throw a spear with pretty good accuracy

[@donnydonadio1185]

War has changed.

[@whysocurious7366]

War. War sometimes changes involving monke.

[@herzeleid9525]

I’ve seen massive mountain lions in my town here in California. They seem to be moving away from the mountains into the cities looking for food. Kinda scary to be walking home at night only to encounter a massive mountain lion sleeping on your neighbor’s porch.

[@LizStaples]

So drought and fires can be a huge issue pushing them into the city, also if their wild spaces aren’t preserved they are forced into town by construction. This is why wildlife preserves and parks are so important

[@felipe96ification]

Pspspsps

[@darkcrystalmagik3369]

@@LizStaples another thing that it VITALLY important for mtn lions/ cougars is wildlife overpass bridges built over freeways that crisscross their territory, bc so many big cats die on interstates in the West, especially CA, I think like 40 or so killed in a couple yrs. CA finally put $$ into a big project for building it its b pretty cool u ow many other animals it will help too. I know there's info out there abtvthe overpass, I just read a cool article on it not long ago.

[@Hawkwood96]

A polar bear stalked my great grandpa and his friends through the arctic for days. They didn't want to shoot it, but every night it came closer and closer to camp, and they were days out from the nearest outpost. Scary shit.

[@DJTYLERRADIO.]

I like hearing Vaush talk about animals 🥰🥰

[@dragonborn3609]

I always thought it would be something if when the Russians took over the nuclear power plants during the war that they started to make super mutants and send them to fight the Ukrainians. Would be a good movie plot like how 300 used creatures halfway through the movie

[@florinadrian5174]

1:25 Actually, chimp's muscles are not the issue. They are bigger and stronger, of course, because they are wild animals not wimpy humans, but what makes the chimps 5 times stronger than humans is the nerve control of the muscles. While humans developed fine and relatively weak muscle control to allow high dexterity for tool usage, the chimps have brutish nerve control allowing a much bigger force with the same muscle at the cost of dexterity. We fit the round peg into the round hole, they smash any peg through any hole.

[@italucenaz]

Chimps aren't actually multiple times stronger than us, they are on avarage 50% stonger, which is still bonkers because they are smaller, but they're still not superhuman like perviously though

[@LizStaples]

Super interesting thanks for the info!

[@JackgarPrime]

But then we can also accurately throw the peg through the hole from long distances and do so over and over for long periods of time.

[@florinadrian5174]

@@JackgarPrime Stop bragging, you're embarrassing the chimps and they're stronger.

[@X64813]

"If it's black, fight back" "If it's brown, lay down" "If it's white, good night!"

[@themanwithoutaplan9389]

Kharkiv Banana Finder

[@l.3ok]

💀

[@SRartz25]

They're actually taking him to prison as a POW

[@AProbablyPostman]

We will deeply regret not doing anything about global warming when Pizzly Bears turn out bulletproof.

[@cageybee7221]

"oh fuck, there's weather out here? you guys didn't warn me about weather...fuck this gimme that jacket and take me back under a ceiling please." -Monke

[@nio804]

First clip: Russian soldier invading Ukraine Second clip: Russian soldier invading Finland

[@nonniperkl6273]

Perkele siihen et koske!

[@pola5195]

Second clip is way more accurate, since they just cowardly steal thrash from ppl

[@nio804]

@@pola5195 As fun as it is to poke fun at russian soldiers, don't forget that most (some, definitely, just not most) of the antagonism shouldn't fall on the soldiers but the people who are pulling their strings. Sure there will be individual shitbag soldiers who will commit crimes with glee, but it's still the leaders who need to be held responsible for enabling it. I'm pretty convinced that the Russian military is incompetent in no small part because most of the soldiers likely don't truly believe in their cause and are at least somewhat aware that they're just being used by a madman. They wouldn't be fighting to win, but to stay alive.

[@ThatGuyNikolas]

A Reminder that the reason you are legally obligated to carry a weapon with you when outside in Svalbard, is because Polar bears will actively try to hunt you and eat you...

[@northernnaysayer1240]

That's.... Understandable...

[@PlatinumAltaria]

They won't hunt you unless they're super hungry, but they're very curious and they're not scared of people at all.

[@dumat100]

Just don't have any balloons near it...

[@seff6533]

Polar bears are absolutely massive. I went to the Madison zoo and they have one of the 2 story tall vehicles they use for arctic exploration and there were just claw marks on the door.

[@RuneFoot]

I'm Alaskan. I have seen polarbears they are massive. There's a bear the same size of them it's called a Kodiak Brown bear

[@meh3997]

I thought chimp that escaped are kill-on-sight situations.This one on the other hand is pretty friendly.

[@MouseTheGoblin]

My opinions on bears based on vibes Polar bear: fucked up cat Grizzly: Dog, but make it a bastard Sun bear: Some furry in a homemade costume Pandas: Fat Cave bears: What every Disney show thinks a black bear is Sloth bear: I haven’t seen Fizgig since the 80s! Looks great Now all the black bear types since there’s a lot Cinnamon: Looks like it could actually taste like cinnamon, but also too scared to try California and Florida: Will cry if you say no to it Eastern: Has the same aura as my jacket on a chair past 1 am Louisiana: Looks like Alabama Mexican: Probably where the chupacabra legend came from Olympic: Yknow that one Karen video where someone asks her what a man stands like and she goes 🧍‍♂️ Dall: Temps horse girls Himalayan: Legitimately terrifying, what Andrew tat thinks he is

[@sithisrants4154]

Drunk-sounding Finnish guy screaming gibberish at a bear will always be a vibe

[@mikeyfisher4256]

Hey yo, don't insult monke, they'd never side with russia :(

[@c.m.9369]

Why would you feed a polar bear?!? Congrats, that guy will now come back every time, over and over again... and if you don't have any food for him at some point, or god beware he'll get there while you're outside, you'll be screwed big times!

[@FoxhoundIbby]

"The Pizzly Bear is my friend." No the fuck he ain't.

[@darkmetal2412]

Luckily I live on kauai, the only real dangerous animals are some wild pigs, and even they are very scared of humans. Lately though they have becoming a problem(killing any domesticad dogs that get too close) because no one is hunting them any more for some reason, their population has boom.

[@randysavage5272]

At first I didnt realize that lady next to the chimp was the trainer and I was like NONONONONO

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Poland: "Were so badass we recruited a bear into an artillery division in WW2" Russia: "Hold my monke"

[@claytonfeeney2566]

I see a black bear every time I'm at my parents house in Montana, hiking in jersey one weekend we saw 13 bears 3 moms and the rest were cubs if you make noise and don't scare them when you come up on them they will leave you alone 🤷‍♂️

[@blankspace6367]

the stuffed polar bear just reminded me of that scene from the Simpsons episode where homer replaced Smithers as mr burns assistant & burns nearly fell out the window

[@ilovebooksandmycats669]

most bears are chill, they’re scared of humans, just don’t touch their cubs or try to feed them you really shouldn’t leave trash where they can get it tho, cause they will keep coming up to peoples houses for trash, and sadly not everyone will be nice to the bear and humans usually end up hurting them

[@chobenn4299]

I used to run into bears all the time in NH. One time I was in a golf cart and a adolecent Blackbear was coming down the hill next to the road, I stopped and it just crossed like I wasnt there

[@bridgetweaver2542]

Love that he "agreed" to go back!

[@brendanmaclean3013]

Cougars are my number one fear. I was fine when he was talking about panthers. Then he had to bring cougar attacks. Tip: by the time you see a cougar it’s too late

[@jseden]

I grew up in rural NJ And saw black bears all the time. They're timid and harmless. Less bold than raccoons. One time, one broke through the screen door and my dad found it eating birdseed in the kitchen. He just told it to go and it reluctantly lumbered off. "Aww.. but there's foods here.. do I have to?.. oh alright.."

[@TheRedBard]

Didn't expect the doomsday clock to move to one minute from monke

[@neco9590]

Bears look so cute. Shame that they got them deadly hugs, really.

[@pola5195]

As a certified bear amateur, I'll have to say it - that vid is of a Brown bear, probably a young, "teenage" bear (first year of being on their own), but still. Black bears have kind of sleekier fur and usually their snouts are brown with black fur otherwise. This bear has very fluffy ears and big munchers (cheeks). Also Finland is in fact, not, in North America :) Brown bears are not as aggressive as they're made out to be, Americans just associate them with deep, deep wilderness + they're bigger = scarrier (Grizzlies are a subspecies of Brown bears); but they're omnivores who usually prefer fruit/veggies/eggs to meat. In Eurasia, they behave pretty much like black bears in America, stealing trash and pet food.

[@yeoldewar1014]

The Sloth bear which is native to India is actually the the deadliest bear in terms of human fatalities. Unfortunately there are only around an estimated 20,000 left in the wild. They have been known to directly confront Tigers.

[@AlexAustralis]

Kinda wish someone in chat had brought up Kodiak Bears while the bear discussion was going on. Those dudes are fucking massive - even bigger than polar bears if I remember correctly. Truly the epitome of cute and terrifying at the same time.

[@paulthepotato9311]

I had close encounter with blavkbears hiking in Oregon Cascades I was mostly worried to piss off the mother but it was not much an issue

[@friday6448]

I can't believe Russia would deploy such a soldier

[@skyeplus]

It's the elite. They're sending last reserves.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

the real bioweapons developed in labs

[@danielbroome5690]

I like how the russian said goodbye to the bear and then it left.

[@DizzyEyes94]

As far as that polar bear knows that man is kindly offering him pieces of his own hands and I think the appreciation is what gave him pause enough not to whole ham eat the man

[@joshuapowers4623]

I think the reason bear & cougar attack deaths are so low is because from a young age there's constant reminders bears & big cats are dangerous, so most ppl don't go near them. Other animals, not so much, so ppl stupidly assume they can get closer.

[@s0yboy]

I heard the pizzly bears were all actually the offspring of a single wierdo grizzly who was into poler bears, not an actual widespread trend. Has anyone else heard that?

[@mmilcz833]

Watching this right before I go to sleep and I know I’m going to have nightmares about that polar bear. I’ve had multiple wildlife attacking nightmares over the last few months, including moose, deer, boars and, yes, bears. They always break into a cabin in the woods that my family has in those dreams.

[@saljm697]

Black bears do in fact very rarely kill humans. HOWEVER: When they do, it is often multiple humans. It is not pretty.

[@YaGirlZero]

This video is a Segway to convincing vaush to play my summer car

[@piccoloatburgerking]

It's a wrap bois, monke is too stronk the war is lost.

[@narikobeilschmidt]

1:08 A NEW OPPONENT APPROACHES: THE KHARKIV CHIMP FINDER

[@fizzzycat4389]

I legitimately gasped when they cut to him riding on top of the bike. Incredible

[@freedomofmusic2112]

This is the most important story of the year

[@gostchiken]

Bears are the sumo wrestlers of the animal kingdom. Chunky yes, but deceptively fast, and can fuck you up in a heartbeat.

[@kelvottomatpelaajat3797]

It's really weird to suddenly hear Finnish on your show! 🤣 But I have to correct this a bit, there are no black bears in Finland. That's a Finnish brown bear. ☝🏻😅

[@samanthascott7617]

monke sends his regards

[@RealmRabbit]

I went to this museum which had a TON of taxidermized animals (largely like, roadkill or donated by native groups and stuff)... There were some polar bears there and those things when standing on their legs are like giants... Like, the paw of the polar bear is like the size of an adult human head...

[@c0ldbrew618]

As an Australian, watching videos like this makes me so confused as to why Australia is seen as the place with dangerous animals.

[@TheDoggyGIR]

Because you have to deal with spiders in your house more often than I have to deal with a mountain lion in my yard lol

[@lancemagmer9701]

This puts Rachel and Marco taking on that polar bear into perspective

[@gudboah4688]

Poor thing just wanted to take a stroll around town. Can’t say it’s not terrifying to have a stray chimp roaming around though.

[@hopeslives7763]

Rule of thumb for bears: If its black fight back If its brown lay down If its white say your rites

[@unclescipio3136]

Very funny, Vaush. I know Matt Walsh when I see him.

[@goonholiday656]

Vaush doesn’t see black bears cause he doesn’t go outside - he can travel toward aberdeen and see them seldomly

[@Balthazar228]

Voosh has become the Car-Keyv Chimp Finder

[@koholohan3478]

It's def a grolar bear....not a pizzly

[@joshuanegrete3633]

10:07 not gonna lie I was seeing amung us in that polar bear given how long his arms are.

[@afroponix3414]

Dying by these animals is not the same statistic of the animal messing you the hell up and being ravaged to a bloody pulp

[@vrenfield]

12:10 local man doesn't know...

[@sev9859]

I you think that's weird. One of Karkiv richest person Feldman has a pet chimp named Chicha, he also brings said chimp everywhere in a diaper with 2 butlers that give her snacks. And I mean everywhere like in a restoration in a cityhall in a court that type of deal...

[@FafliXx]

The thing is that animals like Tigers, Bears, and whatnot, don't really attack humans. We are all predators after all, we are not their usual prey. Humans are also way too dangerous for them. A human with a large rock, stick, or knife can fatally wound any of them in a fight. The odds are just too bad to actually try to hunt humans, unless they are desperate. They *will* however fight when threatened, or to defend their territory. Except Polar Bears, they actually do eat people.

[@WiloPolis03]

Comparing such a based monke to Vladmir Putin is abominable. I'm leaving the left

[@ladyarrogance]

the famous "finnish man yells at bear" video! the bear in question is brown bear (we don't have other kinds here).

[@popocaDice]

it's so funny to remind americans not every wall is made of crompressed carton

[@PlatinumAltaria]

It's still wild to this day that a wealthy, first-ish world country has decided that bricks are overrated.

[@popocaDice]

imagine waking up and realizing the wealthiest country in the world has shit healthcare, shit infrastructure, shit education and houses made out of shit

[@rachelbanning2909]

The amount of actual laughing out loud this video caused for me cannot be understated.

[@Tacklepig]

Vaush, most buildings in europe are built from stone, not whatever weird wood and paper maché you use in 'murica. It's mostly for insulating from cold (even in central europe, most of our buildings also don't have AC, but central heating instead), but they're also built way sturdier. I live in Germany and I've literally never seen the 'murican "drywall" used in construction here anywhere. Since Russia has even shittier weather conditions, I assume they also build their houses from stone or concrete like normal people and not from paper maché.

[@Suspicious22]

This will have me giggling all day 😆🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

[@JassZoigel]

No polar bears were injured in the making of this taxidermy. No polar bearS!

[@freedomofmusic2112]

this was so adorable

[@pola5195]

There are two kinds of russian cement walls: ones you go through like butter and ones thatll polish any non-dianond covered drill down to a knob, there are no in-betweens

[@Globox2004]

Tbf I'd rather trust russian contruction than american cardboard houses. [Edit] I love how moment later chat informed him on how fragile american houses are compared xD

[@canerbaykara2639]

The bear at minute 5 is not a black bear but a grizzly. Because there seems to be a shoulder hump.

[@abyssGazerTV]

I look forward to the animated children's movie made about this in 10 years.

[@alicebrown6215]

Having also stood next to a stuffed polar bear... Very glad they stay outside the normal range of humans, very much not glad about how we're destroying their home, considering that's forcing them to come into contact with more humans.

[@DaVinciwithaphaser]

Be what you wanna be monk "Ape Is High."

[@Masaru_kun]

all of canada its common to see bears outside

[@MrMobius010]

Go to Alaska. Moose, grizzlies, and wolves far north. Moose can be real assholes. Ohh and polar bears on the northern coast. They are obligate carnivores. Ohh on walls and bears. I've been camping and had them flustered just by the tent. They can't figure it out they just ignore you mostly.

[@pastamondays1712]

4:36 to be fair, there are way less cougars in America than there are black bears

[@Nobddy]

That’s bananas

[@hello2judas807]

One time my dad and I were about to let the dogs out, and noticed the dogs were getting really excited for apparently no reason. That is until we saw a big ass black bear wandering around the front porch. Needless to say, we didn’t let the dogs out that might

[@LizStaples]

While that is frightening atleast you didn’t let them out for them to immediately get skunked