Russian Military MRE ( ASMR )

[@EphemeralRift]

I purchased this, along with other Russian props, specifically to have a particular character *coughYuricough* share this with you. However, due to the fact that all of the contents are printed in Russian, I had no idea what everything was until afterwards. Now that I have a better understanding, I'll acquire one again specifically for that Y.P. video. P.S. I also want you to know how dedicated I am to ya'll, as I got a manicure for the first time in my life just for this video! (Now I just need to stop biting and picking my nails!)

[@dalzii3904]

We already know you're dedicated to us, the amount of effort you put in is unrivalled

[@TheHanako]

Ephemeral Rift you never fail to impress, rift!

[@WhitmanEntertainment]

How long has it been since the last Yuri video? Those were my second favorite right behind the candyman. So glad to see him come back.

[@braeden9350]

Ephemeral Rift - Hey, it's not called a MANicure for nothing.

[@CowboyPete]

YURI, FINALLY!

[@ВениаминФеафанов]

This comment section: 40% people praising you 10% suka blyad where's vodka 40% russian people praising you 10% а мне и так всё понятно) Greetings from Russia, btw

[@taraellis8279]

Вениамин Феафанов aye my huskies name is suka

[@ЛолЛул-н8т]

tara gorby nice. Ahhaa

[@игранёмнемножко-щ6ч]

😧

[@mr.sandman7397]

Мммммм эти стереотипы. Этим можно брать и обмазываться (без обид)

[@lordtachanka9340]

Blyat so much people from the motherland сука I can’t believe this

[@tylersmith8137]

*Receives the MRE* "You go cook breakfast while I start a fire." *35 minutes later* "You done yet?" "Just finished unpacking"

[@F-22_Raptor]

Tyler Smith ору

[@gotchafatboy9089]

*30 minutes afterwards* "What's the holdup?" "These instructions are in Russian!"

[@vorsachi6025]

U cant cook the breakfast without the fire therefore joke is invalid

[@AbyssalPlague]

@@vorsachi6025 What, you've never cooked breakfast without a fire? I do it all the time with a stove. c:

[@vorsachi6025]

Plague Doctor Seth kiss me on the mouth

[@bartholomewmozart2978]

Every other asmrtist: unloads the box and focuses more one the content of the box than the tingles Uncle rift: makes sounds with every damn package. Now thats what i call dedication

[@daxtonriggs9228]

Could this be considered the Russian Sleep Experiment?

[@VAPORCHROME]

I honestly hope that this is an original comment, because that is fucking amazing.

[@SPACECATIZZY]

Holy hell I guess that it technically could be

[@daxtonriggs9228]

Zhalo I assure you it is fine sir.

[@TrickyPiston]

Lol

[@idylliclove03]

Nooooooooooo! That story scared the piss outta me!

[@kaliitka3906]

Когда я подписывался на чувака, который шептался с картофелем, одетым в шапочки из фольги, я не думал, что увижу когда- либо ЭТО.

[@Space_Potat]

Kaliitka XD

[@kopchenaya_kolbaska]

Название видео

[@WHEELES]

А я подписывался на чувака, который шлёпает Ленина (вернее, его миниатюрный бюст) по лысине и мнёт русский хлеб)

[@Kir367]

Эй эй эй ! Он доктор ананасов ! Он лечил ананас , но потом расчленил его ((

[@juliaodam4ssa883]

😀

[@mr.tacituskilgore9580]

Fork, plate and spoon = THE

[@heksekvlt7161]

its russian code

[@ilinZZ]

@@heksekvlt7161 , no . This is google code.

[@nitroraptor5316]

Break time! (Spongebob reference)

[@reyrus1226]

2:40

[@mitingant]

Fun fact: there's no articles in Russian. So, WTF Google?

[@FreekNik]

Being Russian myself, I was really surprised to see this in my notifications! Thanks, Rift, the video is exceptional and well done, the amount of tingles is really big in this one. Greetings from Russia, you have a lot of subscribers here!

[@concise2183]

FreekNik òf

[@marchtovictory4517]

SLAVA Z

[@PilotGuava]

@FreekNik Hey. Sorry things are shitty in Russia right now, I guess assuming they are. I hope all is well, I’m sorry your government and the Ukrainian government are both horrible. Not saying Americas is better, hell we traded a man who dealt arms to terrorists for a lesbian who smuggled weed into Russia and hates the country that saved her life. Anyway, sorry to go on a little tangent. I know a lot of the world isn’t a fan of Russia and by association it’s people which I assume would include you. I just hope you’re doing alright.

[@Грыжатина]

@@PilotGuava Being Russian, I can say that you should not worry. Despite world pressure in Russia, everything is as usual, the only exceptions are the border regions with Ukraine, which is not surprising. Of the direct cardinal changes, this is import substitution, due to the departure of foreign companies, we have opened our own production facilities.

[@stevemiller.]

Not something to be proud of this year eh?

[@stephenleverett601]

there's so much food in that thing! didn't expect them to putin that much.

[@stolasgoetia93]

LMFAO! I won't be stalin to eat that thing, unlike ER. I would dig right in.

[@Waknoodle]

Stephen Leverett Both of you get high Marx for these comments

[@thomas.mp4]

I'm blocking you all.

[@AzListener23]

ʎlddnS oɹp will you be blocking them with the Berlin wall?

[@cccmmll]

He might just use some kind of curtain. Preferably made of robust material... like iron or something.

[@princessosakabe]

Google translate: 🍽 = "THE" ???

[@oDraeOfficial]

Naha_27 XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@geordiepelt3862]

I know I’ve been sitting here for a year thinking what the fuck Russia since when does your language have emojis in sentences

[@yoboiiiflapjack9128]

What app is that anyways

[@toyotamarkIIjz]

What's the name of the app he used?

[@_blacken]

@@toyotamarkIIjz Google translate app can live translate on some languages.

[@xalvist]

tips: - no need to add sugar into fruit drinks and you need to pour hot water in it, not cold one - dont heat up shpak (canned pig fat - bacon :D) use it as pate, you can eat it even if it frozen - more tastier! - as many people told already - dont use that "dry spirit" tablets indoors - dont eat all at once its a one day ration at least for non-americans :D - use huge knife to open and eat all meals, share some with your homie bear.

[@ratslikeplague7493]

xalvist насчет шпика ты неправ, холодным он супер мерзкий, а разогретый почти как шашлык пахнет

[@WithoutAnyChances]

xalvist Hey listen, my Native American ass has a high ass metabolism

[@Admin-5]

xalvist yeah I was watching and I think it was a show off and maybe a taste test of a few items

[@applejuce5253]

:)

[@noobsandwich4598]

It's only a one day ration if your country doesnt have enough food to eat twice a day.

[@Subject98]

I don't know why I'm so amused by that translator app. That's the dopest thing I've seen all week.

[@jahslowo4740]

Do you know what the app is called?

[@nazkeru5513]

Jahslowo that's the Google translate app

[@Temchevskiy]

Солид мы тебя узнали!

[@badgeroff2508]

Ты очень смешно пошутил. Молодец!

[@eskent123]

@@badgeroff2508 если не понял шутки, молчи..

[@albinotugboat7788]

Бля красавчик, орнул нехило

[@sk1r4]

Вставай,ты обосрался

[@gordonfreecat2033]

Даааа, обзоры мало просмотров приносят , вот СОЛененький и думает: что ещё с ИРП поделать))) [ждите ИРП эротику] : ))))))

[@sentro5382]

I've said this before but... you have truly mastered the arts of ASMR and the editing style that best suits ASMR. Amazingly well done.

[@chrollium6111]

(Clicks on vid expecting Le Tingles) Red Lobster ad: SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP * dies *

[@GrandOvertureLaughter]

Lo l i died just thinking of that ad in my hewd except for some reason it was the outback steakhouse guy

[@iamnico36]

Man, having a small sample of everything on a tray at the end was pretty... Nice!

[@naurunappula1]

iamnico36 I see what you did there...

[@iang1650]

Ayyyy Steve-o!

[@mr.spookums6494]

Ayyy Steve

[@gob6213]

Steve is. . . NICE

[@Olivermeow35]

I am here! I just woke up and now...I will go back to sleep again.

[@IzukuMidoriya-kx9df]

i was about to do homework but sleep is better

[@MrSmokeyP]

Izuku Midoriya you have school this time of year ?😂😂

[@IzukuMidoriya-kx9df]

Parker's Gaming Sadly yes i failed a subject now i have to go extra classes :'(

[@MireVoid]

Izuku Midoriya Well at-least you have good taste in anime.

[@TristanPacheco]

I too prefer my stuffing sausage to be amateur and my pate to be gentle.

[@PrestonGarvey-i2]

*imagines Gordon Ramsey* "WHERE IS THE FUCKIN LAMB SAUCE?!"

[@ShimSham.]

I’m not sure where the lamb sauce is general, but I do know of another settlement that needs your help. Here, I’ll mark it on your map.

[@sadrosetemplar]

ShimSham how the tablea have turned

[@jamieb1830]

Let's get this out onto a tray Nice!

[@AFXPaladin]

Jamie Baker ting ting ting ting ting?

[@fuzzy4461]

Nice hiss

[@Masaki-1334]

YES

[@LittleManBigCock]

This is going in my collection

[@geordiepelt3862]

Alright mmkay

[@RX4D_Official]

Братишка, я тебе покушать принес 1:04:52

[@skelet0n_0ff]

Спасибо, этот асмр так поднял мне аппетит... ...до этого момента

[@l0kerp]

ААХАХХАХАХААА

[@razoomist]

В деревнях то ели всё..

[@z.s2702]

Сладкий хлеб !

[@dastytvyt9578]

Угарнул

[@jacekay6031]

Can I suggest you do a developing film video? The red light, dark room sort of thing, liquid gently swishing about, delicate work etc. Would be great!

[@markbarahura6432]

OMG yes!!! It could be photos of the other characters.

[@AvaToccoRodriguez]

Jace Kay I

[@jakholl]

You fucking genius

[@n.s.harrison5737]

This idea is amazing

[@DreamMAKERASMR]

My brother brought this thing from Russian army :) У меня браток младший такие из армейки приволок)

[@ПавелПросто-ц1ч]

сделайте асмр-обзор Американского сухпойка))))

[@ПавелПросто-ц1ч]

+Павел Просто не как плагиат,а как...дань уважения отдать,что ли :D

[@Altrouxx]

DreamMAKER ASMR Мечтатель! :D

[@saido4ka_tokyo572]

DreamMAKER ASMR привет мечтатель ! Как дела на канале(я твой подписчик)

[@brother_glad1at0rpwnz63]

DreamMAKER ASMR Драсте

[@yenny-jenny8799]

I (very) recently started to learn russian, at the moment I´m just getting familiar with the alphabet and ever since I eagerly try to read every russian text I spot somewhere, so the first thing I did when you displayed the Box was pausing the video and tried to decipher the text on it. As you opened the box, it was the same. XD I must confess that- for a second - I indeed was a bit upset when you used the translation app, like "you destroyed the surprise, I was going to read that!" But, my, this video is so realxing and calming, after a few minutes I stopped trying to read the russian text for I just wanted to sit and listen.

[@AbyssalPlague]

I bet Fork, Plate and Spoon were the easiest to figure out before he used the translator.

[@BR0984]

Artem Dáškov can you give me interesting Russian novel titles?

[@spinningsquare1325]

Bruh the translation is incorrect anyway

[@notsocrazytank707]

@@BR0984 Hey, I might. Russian "Sherlock Holmes", as well as "Операция Ы и другие приключения Шурика" and "Бриллиантовая Рука" are good soviet classics. Anything that is released these days are almost entirely shitty detective serials, so finding anything good is way too difficult Upd: Sorry mate, I just noticed "novels" xd Try "Stalker" and "Metro" novel series. "Магфиг" used to be my personal favourite in my early teens

[@BR0984]

@@notsocrazytank707 no worries, man. I've been wanting to try out Metro in a while, just stuck in general on whether to read Russian novels in English or in Russian. Sure, English is easier, but the specialty of Russian is gone. What do you think?

[@renzograph]

Greetings from Russia. Thanks for the interesting ASMR, I hope the rationt was good and tasty. Because sometimes there are bad suppliers and food plants and the taste of the dishes is not very good. Well, by mistake: sugar ussualy put in coffee or tea, the instant drink already contains some sugar, it probably turned to sweet i think; shpak not needed to be heat, i hope you threw it out, because it suck

[@bartholomewmozart2978]

There are a few other asmrtists that used an mre box but unlike the others he really takes his time with the unpacking and cooking of the food. This is why he is by far the best asmrtist

[@le_le_off7495]

Ты зачем плавленный сыр на огонь поставил? XD

[@gavriilkhorst]

Cha1nSaw расплавить

[@le_le_off7495]

Гавриил Хорст и ведь не поспоришь)

[@VanBebrou]

Сделать из него йогурт ;))))

[@dianacohen2447]

судя по виду там не только сыр расплавлен, но и шпик, превращенный в свиной бульон, икра из овощей и паштет)

[@le_le_off7495]

@@dianacohen2447 наверное ему вкусно было)

[@kodakastwinkazatawa7944]

Excellent video! Only waiting for the "ASMR Let's Eat Military MRE"

[@jayksurfer5962]

yum

[@williamtoutant8180]

More MRE content please, I absolutely love it! You should do videos with MRE's from all around the world, It's interesting to se the differences between armies from different countries. Thank you Ephemeral Rift for all the great content

[@cheez4me333]

I had no idea someone could master the art of both visual and audio asmr in this manner, truly amazing work

[@snowbelka]

Тот неловкий момент,когда в холодильнике лежит точно такой же набор)

[@MegaLovemen]

Дождался. Спасибо!!! :)

[@KathrynDok]

MegaLovemen Я В ШОКЕ

[@Mrlollolster123]

Хех :)

[@ISYA711]

MegaLovemen сахар был к чаю и кофе,а не к фруктовым напиткам 😂

[@takaiyokai6911]

Я кажется впервые вижу русский коммент под видео Рифта) Кстати, ел один из видов наших сух-пайков в армии, довольно годная штука (хотя далеко не всё), особенно с голодухи)

[@shusasha]

Наконец

[@poiintoblivi0nxr785]

00:00:00 Preview 00:00:37 Unboxing begins 00:03:50 Opening the contents 00:04:25 Close-up exploration of the contents 00:43:20 List of the contents 00:48:14 Overview of all the contents 00:49:00 Lighting the paraffin and heating up the meals 00:54:30 Preparing the flavored drinks 01:01:00 Preparing the coffee and tea 01:04:17 Putting samples on the tray

[@Kerigma89]

Amazing ASMR. Grettings from Spain. Your channel is more than a simply channel... its something more... something that im sure to calle it: ART

[@xyntlock180]

First ASMR for the working class, now this? I think Rift is telling us something...

[@squishyguns-1]

its that russia is deep within our hearts forever

[@TheIonut778]

Waiting for that dank Great Purge Asmr Role Play

[@cigolsimons1768]

H. Leo Edgy

[@Warhammer_lover]

Dude , Russians are not commies since 90-s . So please stop

[@pikkkkaro]

Relaxing gulag sounds Ok I'm just gonna go and kill myself now

[@sharfik5703]

Луйк если ты из России и понимаешь, что там написано

[@dancer1990]

Там это где?

[@Play-oh4qx]

В большой большой пизде :)

[@dancer1990]

Пиздец как оригинально!

[@БаримКензема-д1д]

I_Ametist_I Channel Лучше бы я был и з Америки, и нихуя не понимал что там написано

[@firebolt1104]

Я тоже понимаю :)

[@savvyjac]

I only eat the finest of Newspapers with my Elephant Tea.

[@gabewood3550]

That heating up the food part had to be one of my favorite sounds ever

[@chainefermer6619]

🇷🇺😁Я французский, но я прокомментирую на русском👌🏻🇫🇷

[@bigmovieshow]

@VLAD воrsнatsky и как, вкусно?

[@forgetfun5697]

Ля Франция может в протесты, а мы нет(

[@БаримКензема-д1д]

Chaîne fermer Бонжюр Ёпта 🤚 Шутка,Привет Франции 😉🤚

[@darial4717]

Я французский Багет что ли?

[@Narutoooooooooooooo]

Привет из России, французы :)

[@squishyguns-1]

man that poor google translate thing was shitting the bed

[@Jakeay]

Deachuu At 39:47 it translates beef stew into anal first lmao

[@lauriallantorni2036]

Jake :D

[@TheBanatter]

Deachuu "ARMY GREW UP"

[@boiledcheetos7359]

Jake I can't take this video seriously after reading that haha

[@isladurrant2015]

Amateur sausage?

[@sasayaki]

Amateur sausage...a lot of people prefer it to professional sausage these days.

[@nebulousGemini]

Connoisseur's fits better.

[@generichumanbeing6973]

Refer*

[@jackb1040]

Every other soldier is trying to hurry and eat before they get hit by artillery and then there's this guy

[@snkerdoodles]

Never had so much variety come from an ASMR youtuber. Others specialize in certain things and are quite good at what they do, though Uncle E is a jack of all trades and master of ALL.

[@elikarpinski2460]

Matthew Magallanes Isn't the whole of a jack of all that trades that they _can't_ be a master of all?

[@snkerdoodles]

Bananarang Wielder Well that's why I put emphasis on "all." I know how the saying goes that the person is a well rounded individual, though I'm trying to say that ER excels in almost all of his ASMR divisions.

[@Digger-Nick]

That translator thing is sick

[@brodyperry4638]

Yeah does anyone know what it's called?

[@cobgod1415]

@@brodyperry4638 Google translate app.

[@Blessedup69]

It’s called hello kitty island adventures

[@c0rvubentertainment265]

@@cobgod1415 freeman you fool !!

[@jakholl]

@@c0rvubentertainment265 I mean he's right

[@cucumber1710]

Greetings from Russia! Very interesting asmr, I really liked the fact that you bought our military food for this! 💝Thank you for such an asmr😁

[@mjoakes]

I am very much for you doing MREs. My early KZbin ASMR experiences (before I knew what ASMR was) were MRE reviews and cooking tutorials. They perfectly lined up with the tingles that personal attention and instruction gave me.

[@jamesrichardson849]

I was like holy shit ASMRSurge's hands have aged quite a bit.

[@uhtredofbebbanburg5748]

James Richardson Lol, me to, I just realized that it was a video from Uncle E and not from asmrsurge 4 minutes after the video started

[@loser-forever]

Same here I didn't realize it wasn't Surge until I read ER's comment about buying the props and whatnot. Even then I thought he was talking to Surge I was so confused

[@auctoritate8254]

Loser Pants 'Hey, why didn't he name the MRE and tell a story about the adventure they went on?'

[@loser-forever]

Stetson Graham whatever you said went over my head

[@kademiller]

im already 1 hour 10 minutes into the video and i literally just realized that this isnt asmr surge

[@tdetsm4360]

The reason the drink mixes didn’t mix well is because they are meant to dissolve in warm water not cold.

[@mcgrayder382]

Ikr, russia is cold place, so they often don’t drink cold liquids

[@EvanT777]

NO SANDVICH INCLUDED!?! Heavy is not pleased...

[@nahateubudulaya867]

*CYKA BLYAT IT'S RUSSIA*

[@olderpenis2286]

человек пакет время особенности валера хуй буржуй передоз говновоз

[@toyotamarkIIjz]

*Heavy will remember that!*

[@lolwat8610]

no buuuurger no buuurger wtf

[@ToxicSkull0]

Ya’ll be out here commenting but aint got no idea that this is a TF2 reference

[@soapdisco4122]

Яблочное повидло вместе с галетами.....Мммм.. Это просто прекрасно..

[@henry_rearden]

@Дмитрий Белов , обычно они пресные

[@chasengipson3798]

Time to translate this

[@henry_rearden]

@@chasengipson3798 "Apple jam with army crackers... That's delicious..."

[@chasengipson3798]

Lmao

[@reddragon9182]

Just saw this for the first time only now. And it’s been a while since I had such great tingles. Great video. And I love ur stuff

[@10q-c2e]

Привет из России! Hello from Russia! ;)

[@_bones1049]

Как это сказано... ухх прям сразу видно русский. Как говориться русский всегда думает о хуях

[@Aiozom]

Sh Sh Hello from Belarus

[@bulbul-p2f]

_ Bones о хуях тут думаешь только ты, дегенерат

[@_bones1049]

Илья Я не твой батя

[@bulbul-p2f]

_ Bones я знаю, поэтому единственный тут дегенерат, который думает о хуях

[@svetlanakholmetskaya6282]

Сука, я ору с каждого русского коммента тут :D

[@дмитрийсухов-ь1з]

Ахаха такая же хрень. 🤣😂😅

[@Eretiknl]

@@дмитрийсухов-ь1з этот комментарий написан год назад, захожу и вижу 9 минут назад написан ответ

[@Eretiknl]

@Jason Statham Transfer Bitch I yell with every Russian koment here

[@cattowannafly]

I now some Cyka will in comment in this video.....

[@brentallen7343]

Let’s get this out on a tray ….nice

[@helljumper_212th7]

Nearly spilled my coffee instant type 2 liking your comment

[@editar5676]

>wait 10 years for smart contact lenses to exist >install translator app onto them >UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

[@u_luv_mulattos1879]

Gentle Whispering would be proud.

[@spencerwolters-hardy2424]

Please do more of these. I also noticed that most People who do MRE videos for ASMR never show themseleves trying/eating the food when it's all done. You could set yourself apart from the rest by doing that. 👍🏾 again, loved the video.

[@johngalt945]

" Now let's get these out on a tray... Nice!

[@halo48189]

Whispers, "Let's get this out on a tray, Nice.

[@motorola9956]

Steve1986

[@halo48189]

@@motorola9956 It's steve1989.

[@motorola9956]

@@halo48189 yes, setve1969

[@al1b4b4_]

Can you do more MRE ASMR's? It's very satisfying to watch your videos.

[@swaggaming69420]

Comrade rift? Ephemeral sickle? Edit:Good Lord this has a lot of likes

[@vascosassettipintoleite8506]

Ephemeral Kapital

[@bubbles7492]

amerikanski schpion

[@OcarinaOftimeFan2020]

Comrade Rift

[@VanceJoudrey]

Vasco Sassetti Pinto Leite Marx was German

[@swaggaming69420]

communist rift?

[@sureshot0064]

Man those newspapers looked delicious 29:10

[@andreas4438]

I like reading Biscuits

[@arkadevt8783]

Галеты-biscuits газеты-newspapers

[@enolagardens]

i love this SO much. i was a fan of mre videos before i knew what asmr was. this is perfection.

[@micheleribechini4135]

URSS ASMR roleplay is coming, we want Lenin ASMR

[@alexanderlevashov6360]

Michele Ribechini USSR*

[@nightprizrak]

Yea, with bust of Lenin :D

[@nightprizrak]

Таки да!)

[@micheleribechini4135]

I'm sorry I wrote it in Italian lol ahaha

[@esotericjebist3921]

Michele Ribechini stalin ukrainian famine rp plz

[@shalizko1658]

DUDE!! I love MREs. I honestly think they taste really good.

[@shalizko1658]

I have to like my own comment so i don't feel like the only person who likes them

[@bigboy6704]

ASMR Shalizko dude the USA MREs are bomb

[@sureshot0064]

ASMR Shalizko i felt like the russian one looks like dog and cat food

[@yourmom9200]

I don't know how this Russian one tastes, but most of it sure looks disappointedly disgusting.

[@cposh7816]

ASMR Shalizko same

[@khrome7183]

Very amazed at the app translating the words and great tingles

[@XAVR_]

Wussup erybudy will come back too malaborotory where sefty is numbera one preoreetee

[@cicitian]

Xavr When I saw this video I literally thought it was going to be him. but then I didn't hear this legendary intro and I noticed that it's actually uncle E

[@peterlervik1640]

Waht?

[@apuzal1009]

Yay russian haxor 69

[@superiongamer3834]

YASSSSSSSSIES

[@dasgelbevomei1595]

Xavr your Brain will be die😂

[@danielchircov5300]

Мне и без переводчика заебись

[@pakmen310]

Плюсую

[@kortyk5583]

ХАХАхАХХАА

[@_furry_2434]

Чет не верю)

[@jeremyfannon7922]

You're videos are great! Please do more mre videos :)

[@JeetMamba]

that intro was 10/10

[@wafflewithflam3297]

Hah

[@marazmoveh]

12/10

[@vanya909]

Сколько не смотрю Временного Разлома, но вот это вижу впервые.

[@mirainikki6665]

Tiago Pesce lul, use Google translate, lad

[@Jegorytsch]

Ля, мне нравится этот чувак! Серьёзно! Он хоть и из Америки, но не забывает про Россию и про 146 миллионов, которые тоже хотят смотреть годноту

[@CapitanApocalypse]

Приятного аппетита!

[@lorener5291]

I'm laughing about the black tea named " King's elephant ".

[@JamesJones-le6hd]

This guy is super creative and produces some of the best ASMR I have ever heard.

[@yuzzako5187]

Where is Vodka ? *lol*

[@haitennhaitenn4771]

Dans le ventre du russe

[@alexandrshakal9902]

Haitenn Haitenn CHTO TI SAID?

[@talumegfujiwarenko3092]

Alexandr Shakal a hui him znaet

[@k_meowington]

stolen already

[@CaptainMaru]

Yeah, where? Russians can't live without vodka!

[@danzelcheb1175]

7th variant of Russian MRE is the best, trust me, I served in Russian military.

[@Nico-vl9fc]

Cool. My dad was in the military and his was 3rd variant.

[@karelianmghow9095]

This is the best kind of ASMR, because it delivers a double dosage of tingles: the usual ones and belly tingles. I hope you made sure that this thing wasn't from 2007 before you ate it 😉

[@FinestBritishTea]

as an army cadet who uses british rations, its interesting to see what other countries have in theres.

[@felixlenz539]

Dude is this the future? Just point at it with your camera (app I guess) and it translates? I feel old now for not knowing about this.

[@CapsuleGraph11]

i know right thats fuggin cool

[@mayday2639]

It's just Google Translator, that feature has been there for a while now.

[@mayday2639]

+Rain Twister U gotta download the app.

[@professionalfire3902]

Frostfall N7 I thought it would just show the translation in like a pop up or something holy shit

[@fazman1707]

Matthew Plascencia what's the app called

[@treyblack5633]

I've commented on several asmr videos that an mre/asmr video would be amazing and finally an artist uploaded one. Great minds...

[@vievitelair]

Cheeki Breeki

[@МихаилДёготь-ю4у]

В дамки

[@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson]

Мамкина Подруга НаРкОтИк нЕ кЛаСс я ЕдУ нА хАрДбАсС

[@Igshai]

Пальчик выкинь

[@brodyperry4638]

Cheki breki

[@snekans554]

AAAAHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@lilmoomoo]

That crackling fire sound; omg

[@valerioferilli6769]

this video relaxed me sooo much, very tingly for the head nerves.. ive watched it a few times and the translate app is awesome! good job with the videos

[@ЖиганЛимон-е9з]

“From Russia With Love”

[@Snusconsumer181]

With Russia from love

[@UnlimitedGreenWorks]

Russia with, love from

[@WHEELES]

Из России - с любовью

[@jaegeroo]

Наконец таки вижу годный обзор на кошачью еду

[@Богдан-и9у5й]

Морские котики

[@wafflewithflam3297]

@@Богдан-и9у5й хпхапхапх

[@MegaChorro123]

The algorithm knew exactly what it was doing recommending this considering the circumstances 😂

[@patrickdaniel7284]

"Let's put this out onto a tray. Nice!"

[@LeopoldLeopold]

best asmr ever !

[@tomatoenthusiast]

When Uncle E was cooking the food, it sounded like hard rain hitting a window. Loved it!

[@MacaqueStinx]

THE Individual Diet The Power

[@DIMANfromKZ]

Откуда у тебя наши передовые технологии???

[@namyzarc8261]

Пердовые

[@Barydne]

bench whcucuushwbducueve husband hegchsh

[@tatanleanduck]

There is no doubt in my mind that you're the best ASMRtist. True to the art.

[@axshampouw3183]

I feel like Russian MREs are much healthier and more creative than American ones. American ones just come in a package and it's food just completely bunched up together and u just heat it up. But these Russian MREs are so much better, cleaner, creative, and it just seems much nicer than any other MREs I've seen.

[@karelianmghow9095]

And a lot fresher, too 😉

[@chella548]

wonder if they are eating that rn

[@prod.sonumb]

yeah, we do

[@SBradison]

this pack is pretty balanced in nutrition, so I doubt they change it much (well, the box design probably, but it was pretty much the same last time I had it)

[@ngtstr]

When he heating up the foods, the sounds are so satisfying

[@MayoTheJar]

Let's get this out onto a tray... *N i C e*

[@wafflewithflam3297]

10:36 мы русские с нами:hours gays

[@Lunageldia]

Let's get this out onto a tray. . . . Nice!

[@enriquegomez3698]

Best channel congratulations 😀👏