Russian Tries Russian Military Food (MRE)

[@Lord_Pilaf]

NFKRZ: Says "reservoir" with a French accent Also NFKRZ: *Payt*

[@alienbeef0421]

E-co-lee

[@idontknowhereiam556]

@@alienbeef0421 "rapsberry"

[@kebman]

Peat. We use it to make roofs and also it burns really well.

[@MJMili]

hahaha payt

[@terryjones9784]

ANGZ-I-OUS

[@alupigus4281]

NFKRZ: This is made in 2019, i'll probably die after eating this. steve1989mreinfo: This 1934 MRE tastes awesome. Apart from the broken package and rusted cans looks fresh.

[@TovarishLew]

*eats beef from the 19th century*

[@cettechaineestcloture.1351]

@@TovarishLew he actually ate a cracker from the american civil war

[@LaserTractor]

@Arne Wiik bruhhhhhh "Not for sale" is an ad trick in russia to make thing look more secretly lol. If something here is REALLY not for sale - you'll never see it

[@cianakril]

@Arne Wiik you do realize you can buy this MREs in every local hunting/survivalship shop or even order it online while buying in another country? It even has this fancy commercial package, which screams "buy me" by every corner of the star.

[@crozzy04]

Nice hiss 😂

[@KyleJaymesMusic]

"Officers dark chocolate" sounds like a porn.

[@Ren_the_hobo]

Yes

[@loosed6638]

how do you get music verified lol

[@KyleJaymesMusic]

@@loosed6638 I use distrokid. They distribute to the online stores and get a verified KZbin channel.

[@user-hj1fq4hu4h]

....

[@veryashamed4417]

Russian army issued pornography, my friend.

[@ЭдвардХау]

NFKRZ is preparing for the army

[@koalabear1984]

Involunteery army conscription

[@GrandDawggy]

Preparing for the Cold War II

[@TheHoagie13]

Essentially, da, da....

[@halgraves4800]

Preparations for the comming Zombi Apocalypsis.

[@comradedude5824]

@@koalabear1984 *Conscript Roman*

[@LostPhysx]

"it's valid until January '21. So it's not the freshest MRE" - Bruh, people still eat MREs from second world war today. Those things are made to last for decades.

@Stereo steve also smokes cigarettes which are like 100 years old, he is a legend

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

@Stereo Nice hiss.

[@ryanrowdon6019]

@ He ate an MRE from 18 motherfucking 99

[@ivanduvalierveryevildictat8940]

@@ryanrowdon6019 is he immortal?!

[@theodoredankata7655]

By people he means Crazy Russian Hacker haha

[@willgreen9883]

“If there’s a Third World War I’m not gonna go hungry” this isn’t ageing well is it Roman

[@trolley2327]

:))

[@yulka1712]

He starving these men frl 😭Source with subtitles: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZu8hGSffNiEfMU

[@mysticgeneie4668]

‘Hello blazers and today I’m in Kyiv’

[@HalIOfFamer]

@@mysticgeneie4668 by how it's going the only way he's gonna get into Kyiv is either in a body bag or as a POW xD.

[@MrGunnar69]

Not for sale. -Yes Mr Putin, the stocks are full of MRE. We do not have to be hungry for several months in Ukraine. Since you took power, corruption has stopped. -I bought this for 600 rubles.😂😂😂

[@Trisnice]

"Why do I say Paté, it's Pate" *Angry French Noises*

[@supra107]

It's PASZTET

[@danielaschwarz6277]

@@supra107 its Patteh

[@imblack011]

Rlly don't give a damn, they also can't speak proper English

[@prasanjit834]

its pashtet

[@ocallaghan3865]

Angry french noises are just normal french noises

[@hueleb1cho]

pâté isn’t pronounced payt its pat-tay 😂 we still love u tho king

[@CallieMasters5000]

It goes well with the "rasp-berry" and the sowbelly. 😁

[@imhackedpleasehelp1842]

Was about to comment the same thing haha

[@pategustavo4392]

Hi

[@vladoatanasow7878]

Пейт

[@cidshroom]

Stop you're making my anx-eye-us

[@saladonpc1823]

I love how stereotypically Russian he is. He makes a humorless joke about life-threatening circumstances and laughs to himself with a genuine smile on his face.

[@Nathan-gn6bn]

Thats just being a zooma innit

[@saladonpc1823]

@@Nathan-gn6bn I'm not familiar with the term but I will take your word for it ahah

[@floo1465]

@@saladonpc1823 he means zoomer, generation Z

[@AnimeOverdose1]

a coping mechanism

[@guacre2675]

Russian humor is creepily similar to American millennial/zoomer humor

[@JohnDoesSports]

You were saying paté correctly. Google translate is just gaslighting you.

[@ourshit5725]

Word. I was dying laughing every time he said it Google's way😂.

[@StephenElves]

Do Americans maybe say it the same way Google does? But yer in British English it’s definitely not pronounced the way google does.

[@JohnDoesSports]

@@StephenElves No, it's paté with the accent in all variants of English because it's a French loan word. Normally you don't write it like that, but I'm using the accent marker to make it clearer how it's supposed to be pronounced.

[@aguspuig6615]

i thought it was just one of those cases where EVERY lenguage says it one way but english people just go 'nah mate' im spanish and its literally just pronounced paté here too

[@seandemhairr4572]

Its pâté not ‘paté’

[@ellam641]

When I was younger I had an American friend come over to my house once and when my mom made us lunch and offered her some Pâté she thought we ate cat food.

[@cybulskiya8725]

Tbh it tastes like cat food

[@hubertusxvi6877]

I'm still not sure if it's just cat food with different packaging, especially with army issue ones

[@unknownentity8256]

@@cybulskiya8725 Have you tasted cat food? Also the American would not be phased by cream cheese like "ok this is food of my people".

[@itsYakuza]

From what I know, pate is supposed to be boujee food in the States. It's not canned of course and is served in fancy restaurants, I've seen it on a few menus in fancy UK restaurants so I guess it's the same there

[@aqualms]

@@itsYakuza yeah, unless it's expensive we consider it cat food. Canned meat in general is super weird to us, but with the proper wording on a menu, people will pay good money for it.

[@dado4352]

I served in 2002 and I ate crackers and duck liver pate three years older than me. If MRE is stored on reasonable temperature, and most important- away from sunlight, it can last for decades.

[@MichalKaczorowski]

If they treat their supplies as they threat i.e. truck wheels, those are rotten now xD

[@toolbaggers]

This applies for all canned and properly preserved foods. They are "best before dates," not expiry dates.

[@shootingstar123524]

“Hello blazers, let’s get this out on to a tray.”

[@stavcho]

Mmkay.

[@asmrstories6960]

Nice.

[@stavcho]

@@BlockedUser420 nice hiss

[@jack_the_sparrow]

отличо

[@andwhat]

@@asmrstories6960 mmkay

[@Fantastic_Timez]

Russian Army: why did you decide to join in the end? NFKRZ: The dark chocolate

[@EatMyShortsAU]

The Payt!

[@Zirc0nium69]

for an army as brutal as the russian one this MRE is pretty comfy. I wanna see somebody do a north korean one, its probably mostly dried leaves and gravel.

[@MrKruska11]

Bold of you to assume they have MREs. They have to survive Minecraft style while in the Army

[@joebaumgart1146]

Actually there is a channel called DIMPLE that consists of North Korean defectors. They get a 5 lb bag of dry rice.

[@konokiomomuro7632]

@@joebaumgart1146 where's the rest of nutrition lol, forage and barter with civillians?

[@gregscrabshack2307]

@@konokiomomuro7632 starve

[@konokiomomuro7632]

@@gregscrabshack2307 can't really starve if there's food. Getting malnutrition is very possible tho.

[@Bole768]

nobody is talking about the way he is holding the fork.. my man that technique is quite unique

[@abcdefghljkimno]

omgg i just noticed,wtfffff

[@rundarvid]

on god, just been scrolling through comments trying to find someone who also noticed

[@jcoop3619]

@@rundarvid Same here

[@warwickeng5491]

I think it might be because he has giant af hands

[@chumakov]

I was just scrolling the comments looking for this.

[@hakim6158]

Russian Army Crackers is what my friend Vitaly calls his band

[@AxxLAfriku]

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear hakim

[@Bongo_Fury]

My friend Boris has a band called Russian Apple Jam.

[@zainb17]

@@AxxLAfriku your vids are bad

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@AxxLAfriku Your videos that bad that you need to advertise yourself here instead of trying to make it better.

[@_rynnas]

@@AxxLAfriku your vids are bad

[@WiewiurTV]

now we know where the newer rations of the russian army went, nfkrz bought the whole stock. thanks for your contribution in advance of supporting ukraine.

[@veronicaguyader9997]

Lol

[@fromthefire4176]

0:40 he jokes about the “not for sale” label but dude lmao now we know why everything they did have was expired. No wonder they call Russia a kleptocracy.

[@CanadianN1NJ4]

pat-eh is the correct way to pronounce it, it's not an originally English word and the 'e' at the end has an accent. Or at least it should

[@victorhugofranciscon7899]

Pate seems to be a very french word

[@Name-iq8te]

and on the a, just as important

[@steven-k.]

Yes, we're Canadian, stop the world from using stupid American pronunciations!!!!

[@steven-k.]

@ॐ गणेश ॐ Some of them do. I've heard it. Generally people from rural areas.

[@krab9479]

@@steven-k. I have never heard anyone in America pronounce it other than pat-eh lol

[@maxzorin9478]

Interesting way to hold a fork.

[@sergeyaukin8031]

10:48 Damn man, this pill is thrown in water for disinfection

[@iliasszennati173]

I guess his stomach is clean

[@taracertexorothalecuitrive6967]

It literally said multivitamin mineral complex

[@margaretwilson8736]

I think the guy who knows Russian wouldn't mistake the two. 😂 Unless the Russian army labels them ambiguously to begin with lol

[@sergeyaukin8031]

@@margaretwilson8736 You are right. Description on a separate piece of paper :) That was when I was in the Marines.

[@StanleyMessie]

IKEA meatballs are not the same everywhere in Europe. In the Netherlands they are 100% beef, where as in Poland for example it's a mix of beef and pork.

[@hassanbeydoun2460]

It's like Coca-Cola from America🇺🇸 and Mexico🇲🇽 Mexico's Coca-Cola uses natural cane sugar from sugarcanes and so it tastes very sweet like candy. America's Coca-Cola uses artificial sugars, and it makes it taste very different!

[@jellybr3ak]

@@hassanbeydoun2460 Nah, watch Johnny Harris's video about Mexican Cola, it's corn syrup too. No cane sugar in it.

[@hassanbeydoun2460]

@@jellybr3ak Oh I gotta see that! 😮 I remember reading about cane sugar being used years ago but maybe things changed.

[@MoViesDProductions]

@@hassanbeydoun2460 I see what you're getting at, but high fructose corn syrup is not an artificial sugar by most people's definition. It's basically just corn syrup that was modified to contain 55% fructose and 45% glucose (in the case of soda). It's not all that different from table sugar (sucrose) other than that it's a mix of "simple" monosaccharides with slightly more fructose, whereas sucrose is a polysaccharide that's 50/50 fructose/glucose. Artificial sweeteners are entirely man-made and tend to be extremely sweet and low in calories. But your point stands. By the way, European Coke is also made with normal sugar instead of corn syrup. I find that it has a much deeper and more complex taste compared to American coke.

[@lisaanimi]

I think IKEA meatballs are the worst meatballs you can buy :D

[@mauricefowler6889]

NFKRZ dodged a bullet by not getting drafted it seems :D

[@maxsenpai5107]

Asthma saved him

[@ArnoldDarkshner99]

Fuck yeah he did.

[@RoohTah]

Why would they draft a civilian when most of the guys on military service aren’t lol

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

Giles Corey russia has universal male conscription. roman got a medical exemption for asthma.

[@markkelly9095]

It one of reasons protesting about “operation” is so high risk cause many for example got exemption due to University. If they go onto protest , they get expelled from University and with it, exemption from conscription.

[@MsNIKON1995]

Dudes, I served in the Russian Army. I'll tell you this - it's good food if you eat it for one day. But this is bad food if you eat it for a whole month.🗿🗿🗿

[@steven-k.]

Срок годности истек?

[@MsNIKON1995]

@@steven-k. No, the deadlines were always met. It's just that eating the same food every day is not very pleasant. Especially if you eat this food cold while in the field or on combat duty))

[@steven-k.]

@@MsNIKON1995 Yes, I was in the British Army, our rations were similar, but always outdated. And it was always too cold, or tasted of paraffin if cooked with the cooking blocks.

[@theonlymixman]

Да of course, everything надоедает, если есть одно и то же every single day. So I полностью согласен

[@jerrell1169]

@@theonlymixman Did I just have a stroke?

[@xShadow_God]

You were saying pâté correct at first. Pâté, the meat dish, is pronounced pah tay. Pate is a person's head.

[@Artix902]

Nah he's Russian not Belgian

[@xShadow_God]

​@@Artix902 I don't know what you are trying to tell me. I am aware he is Russian, I never thought or suggested he was Belgian.

[@alivados]

In russian pate is pronounced pash tet so it is actually kinda similar

[@commandbaker3334]

I never heard someone say the word pate in my life. I've heard pâté, but not pate.

[@toolbaggers]

It should just be called paste as it's just "meat" paste

[@emgpopcorn2076]

NFKRZ: *eats Russian mre* Russian Army: "He's fell into our trap, draft him!" NFKRZ: "Ah shit here we go again"

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

cant catch him now

[@DonDon45-i5h]

@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Lol

[@raymonde4272]

Those meatballs spilled more oil than the Exxon Valdez.

[@hueleb1cho]

gave me some real deepwater horizon flashbacks

[@RodGibsonMusic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@CozyHi]

NFKRZ has been secretly conscripted into the Russian army

[@landyshlana8283]

With food))))

[@Synths-n-Guitar]

@@landyshlana8283 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@doubtful_seer]

They made a new position for him: “youtube ambassador” lol

[@MeCooper]

That may be true, He has lost a ton of weight.

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

i dont think so

[@Jancias]

This didn't age well. Just like the Russian MREs.

[@PeterKong609]

this is probably a fake mre imo. 2:54, that chocolate bar's expiration date shows that its shelf life last only 2 years lol.

[@herefobeer]

@@PeterKong609 Yeah actual packs are designed to last years and years. There is no way they put biscuits and chocolate in them. I mean they put camphor discs to heat stuff lol

[@theburningfrog1]

@@herefobeer Actual chocolate and sugar will last for ages and is included in almost every MRE

[@herefobeer]

@@theburningfrog1 Not the milk chocolate shown in this video. Chocolates in MRE have lactose pulled off to prevent bacteria contamination and countries like Russia can’t afford that kind. I mean as we now know they can’t afford MRE of any kind for even a month.

[@eVill420]

@@herefobeer biscuits and chocolate last forever though. you can put biscuits in an air-tight container in the dry and correct temperature and eat it 5 years later and it's going to be basically the same. very cheap too, probably why Russia has them in MREs

[@samtheman9000]

That 200$ appartment got a cozy-ass kitchen tho

[@arina_ast04]

That's actually what most kitchens in regular russian apartments look like. Idk it's just a standard kitchen for most middle class apts in russia lol

[@MeCooper]

Everything is right there in arms reach! ...Wait...

[@AZyzk]

The apartment was entirely cozy imo.

[@GiDD504]

stinky croissant wait... Russians pay $200 for an apartment!?

[@killuminati91112]

Looks like my kitchen.

[@AwesomeFish12]

Roman, Most English speaking countries use the French pronunciation of "paté"... Never heard anyone call it "pait" here in Australia.

[@zloychechen5150]

it's because all of the pait has fallen off

[@WAncouvOR]

Same in America. Never heard of pait here. Always paté. Google translate must be just plain wrong.

[@thebadgilbert]

@@WAncouvOR could be because he didn’t put the accent on the e in google translate “é”

[@TehScareM8]

@@thebadgilbert also has an â

[@juanfrancodilorenzo2016]

english is tricky as fuck many words you have to listen first in order to pronounce correctly

[@carlmetaltaku3150]

This aged...special

[@demian9715]

...magical

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

This aged. Just like the MRE

[@triadwarfare]

Yeah, it's bad that most of the soldiers sent in Ukraine had expired rations.

[@ValdeDarkorbit]

@@triadwarfare Had to comment about this myself, what are all the 2013-15 year expired packets of MRE being sent in frontlines xD Man literally tastetested a fresher version of the MRE 2 years ago than what the army uses in current war they're in :D Man's lucky

[@judycolella5554]

That "shpik" is packaged exactly like my dog's "gourmet" food, lol!

[@norwegianboyee]

I've bought multiple Russian rations like that, the Shpik is absolutely disgusting. Overly salty and nauseating. But the rest of the stuff is surprisingly good, i thoroughly enjoy everything else. Especially the vegetable stew.

[@grieftick]

I was about to say the same lol

[@stevebalmer8888]

There's also canned dog foods, which are packed just like human ones, there's packets of treats for dogs that are similar to packaged food in this video too, and a luncheon meat stick looks indistinguishable from a dogs one. What's your weird associations got to do with this video, and why is it worth to comment that? Just because there's a random association in your head doesn't mean that you need to let the whole world know it, as it's either a worthless noise or something that promotes toxicity. You are the type of a person that comes to any youtube smoothie making video and says that it looks like a vomit... (Just like here saying that it's packaged like dog food). That comment just wouldn't make sense, unless you are a toxic or a weird selfless person.

[@judycolella5554]

@@stevebalmer8888 And you need to chill out, dude. I just thought it was funny, but if genuine, innocent humor sets you off so badly, maybe you should take stock of where you're at in life. Holy cow! You're ranting as if you actually know me and accusing me of things that are insane and completely untrue. I love this channel, and was going to put some money on my card so I could become a patron. But I suppose you'll find some reason to be offended by that too! Please don't respond to strangers in such an arrogant, nasty way on a site that's basically light-hearted and fun, unless you flat-out enjoy dragging everyone down in to the same miserable hole you live in. Dang! And don't bother answering - you outed yourself as a troll, and I can't be bothered saying anything else to you, so if you respond, I'll ignore you. Buh-bye, now.

[@judycolella5554]

@@stevebalmer8888 So you know exactly what type of person I am? Really? Have we met? Are you the troll living under the bridge on the Interstate near my house? Chill out, dude. That was humor, but if simple, genuine humor sets you off so badly, maybe you should look into therapy. Others noticed the dog-food-can similarity, too, but you're not attacking them with nonsense. By the way, a "selfless" person is someone who cares more about others than him- or herself. You're so smart about who I am but don't even know that? Silly little boy. This is a light-hearted, fun, awesome site where nasty people who want to drag everyone into the same miserable hole they live in are not a good fit. Please go away, and don't bother to respond, because I will happily ignore you. Buh-bye, now. Buh-bye.

[@SNYDAMAAN]

I love how somewhere in your head the correct pronunciation for pate is there, but google led you astray.

[@georgepetkovic440]

Lmao

[@Anarcho_Insurrection]

Meanwhile in the American Military: who took the last Salisbury steak MRE

[@oceanusman]

Imagine being in WW3 and seeing Roman on the battlefield, crying because he got drafted.

[@MsNIKON1995]

In Russia, it is forbidden to cry)

[@warwickeng5491]

Just casually yelling about how he's too tall for that shit, possibly in English lol

[@jaybhailikar6231]

Will probably capture his ass and get him to defect lmao

[@lukabogdanovic4658]

Conscription declained by 75-80% sience 2012.(conscription isnt the same as drafting)

[@localshithead7430]

@@lukabogdanovic4658 That’s why they’re referring to drafting and not conscription :P Basically in a hypothetical scenario where WW3 breaks out.

[@julianshepherd2038]

"I'm having an English breakfast" Eats something no one eats for breakfast in England Shows picture of Limmy who is SCOTTISH not English

[@martiddy]

It would make sense if he said british instead of english, since Scotland is part of UK.

[@torrace12]

THE WORLD MIGHT BE SMALLER THE EVER, BUT ONE MAN IS FREAKING TINY - aLBERT eNIESTEIN

[@darktea3744]

@@martiddy except it wouldn't since english and scottish dialects are completely different e.g no one in Scotland would say "muffet of tea"

[@talloncusack]

Lmao maybe he was trolling

[@roman_nfkrz]

“A muffit of tea” is a limmy reference, you’re just not cultured enough

[@swiss_prince4056]

13:40 definitely didn't age well

[@Indeterminite]

Oof

[@TR2000LT]

Lmao 🤣

[@mihalyshilage5826]

Lmfao

[@joshuaelijah865]

Nah we have food thank God.

[@Talesfromthebottle1]

Imagine if he got actually drafted:Years of growing hair wasted...

[@MrAronymous]

Put it in an envelope and send it to a hair donation charity.

[@andrejapaunic4761]

he could sell his hair for a pretty nice amount of money actually

[@НиколайБурлов-н8ь]

2 or 3 years as far as I remember. At least it was for me.

[@Lafemmefutile]

He’s a smoker, that’s not quality hair (based on standards).

[@tadeuszbanku2329]

@@Lafemmefutile he lives in Russia, you would smoke too

[@kristinak2930]

As a Serbian person, you have no idea just how much I relate to all of your videos LOL I've been binge watching them for two days and dying

[@rodzaevskyy]

Ahahha istoo

[@jmbkkk]

Oh you're Serbian? *Write in kirillitsa*

[@rodzaevskyy]

@@jmbkkk kirillica je ruska rec, mi kazemo ćirilica

[@tyleracimovic823]

@kristinak2930 Zdravo, kako si?

[@Jdutz]

U eat with your lips 😂

[@aclem8246]

I am actually impressed with the variety in the MRE.

[@ForeignMRE]

Great review! This ration was one of our best sellers in the US.....until the USDA literally showed up on our doorstep and shut us down (meat imports). We are still allowed to ship the large Russian vegetarian rations. My wife (Nina) and I enjoy your channel.

[@mmmStiegl]

That explains a lot. I've been searching for one to try but I can by four American MREs for what one Russian MRE is going for. Can't bring myself to spend the money.

[@DimitriSlobodianyk]

What is USDA?

[@charlotteritchie9969]

@@DimitriSlobodianyk department of agriculture, they have jurisdiction over meat and dairy regulationsin the US

[@DimitriSlobodianyk]

@@charlotteritchie9969 So you aren't allowed to buy meat from overseas.

[@jaysleezy5464]

@@DimitriSlobodianyk you can buy meat from overseas. A restaurant I work at gets beef from Mexico all the time, and sometimes from New Zealand.

[@Hotimpulse]

BTW, these MREs are good to be consumed for 6 months after the expiration date, so don't worry. At least, that's what they told me during my military service)))) STILL ALIVE = VERY NIiiiiceEEEEEEE!

[@steven-k.]

Yes, a real military veteran, lol. I never had rations that were in date. It was pretty common for them to be two years past their use by date.

[@dab7963]

Your honesty makes you so interesting to watch. I am amazed at your English. When do you start to study English and how long did it take. It's really so great.

[@daffodyl_n]

Who’s gonna tell him he was pronouncing pâté correctly the whole time?

[@jumpingeagles1]

If you get drafted just bring your camera and keep vlogging lol

[@warwickeng5491]

"Hello Blazers today I'll be patrolling the Armenian border"

[@Someone-jz5pl]

@@warwickeng5491 "hello blazers today were getting shot at every corner and heavily shelled by artillery"

[@liutaurasgrybauskas8377]

@@warwickeng5491 "hello blazers today we'll be washing the floor for 24 hours straight"

[@frostrune]

"Hello Blazers, today I will clean the whole toilet with a toothbrush"

[@kingaskingdom9635]

Oh my dude! I was watching your recent videos and I’ll be honest I didn’t like how you haven’t been vocal about political situation but now as I watched couple of older content I’m in love 😻 you’re hilarious and very entertaining 👏🏻

[@k9vendettathewolfofmordor529]

He probably wasn't very vocal out of fear of being imprisoned. It's bad over there

[@ahahuehafook4207]

He isnt very vocal because he has family there he would like to be able to step foot back in russia sometime in the next 20-40 years

[@dyawr]

By now, I feel he's being quite vocal & straightforward about his opinion on Russia, Putin, the war, etc... (his channel is not really abt political content, so there's no proper activism - but) I feel if they *wanted* charge him with something (maybe when he returns), they most certainly can rn..

[@markkelly9095]

If you see below and listen in between the lines like said about crimea very quickly here, u know what his strance. You have to understand can’t have a bigger banner due to family. Like one KZbinr who went to a protest (who since left country) authorities went for his friend and raid her house.

[@xibo2971]

Therapist: Goblin-head Roman isn't real, it can't hurt you. Goblin-head Roman: 6:09

[@deaddodo3319]

"The Russian army doesn't lie. Except when they intervene in Crimea but uh... let's not talk about that." ~Roman, the honest Russian Just risked his life for us guys lets be thankful Edit: guys pls this is satire ok i know u can say what u want dont take this seriously

[@twilighthd653]

how exactly he risked ?

[@TheHoagie13]

His "live"??? Dafuq you talking about????? It's LIFE

[@fuuz642]

he could get some nuclear tea to drink or whatever

[@japaun1420]

how and why he risk hes life?

[@twilighthd653]

@@TheHoagie13 um, I'm from Russia, and you risk nothing saying this, lol. Dadaq YOU talking about ? You can say whatever you want about the government, there is more freedom of speech than in America

[@artgoddess80]

Watching this with a new perspective due to current affairs.

[@LazyAndFabulous]

''Hey blazers, Crazy Russian NFKRZ here today I'm going to eat pashtiet. Nice hiss. Mmmkay.''

[@icu7992]

what does NFKRZ mean?

[@bulletsizednuke1100]

@@icu7992 no fuckerz

[@knucklesfan463]

P A S H T E T

[@Steelairship]

They included a cyanide pill? Lol.

[@Ftong456]

For those situations where you’re captured by western spies

[@gtafan9584]

@@Ftong456 You' ve got the area locked down, Brother?

[@koilamaoh4238]

So this is how they will silence him.. Did he mention in any of his earlier vids, that he wanted to run for politics by chance?

[@SnakeVenom05]

I bought a Russian MRE, ate most of the things out of it; however it had way too many crackers. It had this beef stew that was pretty damn good, and the liver pate was OK.

[@TikiShootah]

9:21 ohhh baby the foreshadowing *chef kiss*

[@zaerdna]

The way you're holding the cutlery is giving me a stroke.

[@alicegarcia9487]

No. You're right. It's pat-ay. It's french lmao.

[@Name-iq8te]

More like pat(h)-ej, if we're using your stupid phonemic transcription system.

[@joshuaduplaa9033]

And it's written as paté

[@andresmartinezramos7513]

@@joshuaduplaa9033 that is the Spanish spelling, in French (from which the word comes) it is pâté

[@richardpointer]

This video has a whole new meaning.

[@kehw]

Am I the only one tripping out how Roman holds a fork? Never seen anyone hold a fork like that.

[@ttvsachigirl]

Yup. I just commented about that

[@mishak6175]

fat contains the most energy, also keeps you warm.. makes perfect sense in military setting

[@shadowxthevampiressofficial]

Eating MRE at camp: pain Eating MRE at home: a damn good time

[@steelbear2063]

Same, I had 3 MREs at home and it was a goddamn feast

[@otterno.1128]

8:18 That's actually the correct way to say Patê lol, it's a French loan word that in English is ususally just written as 'Pate', the google translate lady just says it wrong lol.

[@otterno.1128]

@ॐ गणेश ॐ Nah I've tried it with the accent mark and it still said 'payt', so I guess it's just wrong :/

[@XeonProductions]

I bought a Russian MRE, ate most of the things out of it; however it had way too many crackers. It had this beef stew that was pretty damn good, and the liver pate was OK.

[@norwegianboyee]

You need to be conservative with your spreads. Don't want those healthy crackers to go to waste.

[@DeNihility]

Liver Pate sounds gourmet. Not something i'd expect in an MRE.

[@kushtalin9180]

@@DeNihility you dont know how cheap it is in Eastern Europe and maybe Russia idk. Its canned liver pate and its very cheap. Its definitely not gourmet level.

[@mmmStiegl]

@@kushtalin9180 He bought that whole MRE for what one can of mediocre pâté would cost me in the US. I'm envious.

[@josephturner4047]

Hah! At least it's not 7 years out of date.

[@Beelzebub-kj7nw]

Damn you look so different from the last time I saw you right after you stopped doing the mlg meme videos. Glad to see you're still around and doing well!

[@alvarohernani6645]

I've heard that when deployed with military personnel from another countries is very common to change their rations because usually there's something in the other's pack that you like and in yours something the other wants

[@Gliicker]

This aged up nicely man, good thing that you left Roman 😊

[@Redbeard0044]

Next video: Russian decides to join army for the food :'D

[@dk.kapsukas2195]

Now we need a collaboration with steve1989mre

[@OsbornIOW]

Just watched in Dec 2022. Really enjoyed watching this look into military food : 😁

[@Blazstabman90PWNZ]

The sow belly is pork belly, looks to be preserved in fat

[@norwegianboyee]

It's pretty much 98% pure fat and 2% meat.

[@blocksarefun1]

@@norwegianboyee good for keeping warm

[@isakisak9989]

In Russia Military food tries you.

[@ryanh3635]

In 2010 that was old.

[@_ruted]

@@ryanh3635 in soviet russia you are old

[@snoogans__]

You bouncing back and forth between payt and paté is hilarious

[@daple1997]

You should do an overview of jobs in Chelyabinsk. Just show whats available, what pay, what conditions etc. This will be a nice addition to your rent videos. Next time when someone write that your apartment or a different apartment is cheap. You can just send them to that video.

[@rositasultana3958]

Isn't Cheliabinsk the meteorite town?

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

​@@rositasultana3958yes

[@alexto4320]

Roman: It has alot of oil The usa goverment : This is MY property now

[@jamesknight6468]

US gov invaded his meatballs!

[@VanadzorImSirac]

Omg le reddit us invade country oil overused so funny

[@Laskuna]

So you buy fresh on ebay, and soldiers on Ukraine get MRE overdue by 7 years :D lollllll

[@yulka1712]

Yep. Source with subtitles: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZu8hGSffNiEfMU

[@toolbaggers]

Buying stolen goods actively promotes black market theft.

[@xoxoso295]

Next Video : I GOT E.COLI FROM EATING RUSSIAN ARMY FOOD

[@Lafemmefutile]

Content creator creating content! That’s how you do it!

[@SlavMemes_Ruski]

LMAO never thought I'd see the day when Roman becomes an MRE review channel ahuet

[@johnsymonstcu]

Great program. Entertaining, informative and humorous. I hope that you will do some more food reviews.

[@ZappyOh]

Paté ... not Pate ... you are saying it correct! The accent over the "e" makes all the difference.

[@Hhutuber]

I wouldn't be surprised if Americans would pronounce it "Pate". In French it's defiantly "Paté" and it's pronounced the same way in German and probably British English, too.

[@ThePussukka]

@@Hhutuber not even Americans pronounce it "peit", it's literally pat-ey everywhere

[@benmcgrath6292]

@@Hhutuber You're right. Its pronounced that way in British (proper) English too

[@ugnixs]

"I'm sitting in my kitchen" I'm sitting on my toilet. Some how I watch your videos always on my toilet..

[@mashagrey]

Same 👀👋

[@ugnixs]

@@mashagrey toilet gang

[@taekatanahu635]

The question is... If Roman started to film videos in a toilet Would you start to watch them in the kitchen?

[@Vinkie]

Can confirm. I am the shit.

[@t-posetimmy6834]

Not surprised that KZbin recommended me this

[@andwhat]

Roman woke up and immediately started filming today

[@maximo0987]

And then we have P A Y T

[@pategustavo4392]

Hi

[@VEVOJavier]

@@pategustavo4392 hi

[@_ruted]

@@pategustavo4392 hi

[@Jeremo-FD]

Looks like you might be trying Military Rations again soon

[@Bimon1234567]

Mentions English breakfast, shows picture of a Scotsman.

[@fotogeanick]

When you say pâté right but stupid internet gaslights you into thinking you're wrong.

[@zappawench6048]

As an English person, I'm dying to know - how was the Crown Elephant tea???

[@acidic3928]

The right translation is "The Royal Elephant"

[@RustedCroaker]

It's not bad actualy. And the coffee too.

[@klavs4209]

"Hello everybody! Welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number 1 priority!"

[@Someone-jz5pl]

"Astrallan ÆMRE"

[@rukus9585]

Wow. I had completely forgotten about him. Damn.

[@Tenkai917]

I've had a lot of MREs from around the world, and honestly the Russian and Belarussian ones are the best. Its almost like they actually care about their soldiers.

[@steelbear2063]

I mean you need your soldiers to be in fighting condition, doesn't have to do anything with caring about them

[@vincentas1]

@@steelbear2063 boosts morale, morale is the most important part in a war

[@Dylski.]

Dont eat a Ukrainian or chinese one. The meat has been known to be infected with E coli.

[@Chaika1974]

Aged like milk

[@Tenkai917]

@@Chaika1974 You talking about your mom lol? Russia/Belarus still make the best MREs in my opinion. Current geopolitical events have nothing to do with food quality you tool.

[@JR-el7et]

Vitamin B is recommended to make your skin less attractive to biting insects and is an excellent idea to include a daily pill to protect against mosquitoes.

[@ben_marlor3510]

Imagine if he gets drafted and we see him with a buz cut😂

[@flowersinherhair]

Noooooo

[@spikey1389]

LMAO i just imagined

[@EscapeFromRussia]

You won't be seeing him for a year. And no he is not going to be drafted because he certainly "arrange to deal" using his KZbin money.

[@AwesomeFish12]

I think he'll have to work on his salute, pretty sure they wont tolerate his Arnold Rimmer salute in the army.

[@dubsnake9118]

MRE's are meant to be packed with calories. Chocolate, juice, etc. Are always included.

[@toolbaggers]

And are not supposed to be your only source of food indefinitely.

[@thebenefactor6744]

I hear the later versions, issued after Feb., 2022, come with a slice of humble pie.

[@patrichausammann]

Half of the packaged food looks like it was relabeled cat food.😸

[@therealbosnianestonianball7363]

Roman: *spill da grease when he moves the can* Me an intelectual:Move the camera bruh

[@Pan_Yankess]

13:38 2022 update - he's not so sure about it anymore :D

[@vngelfreak4337]

bald being like: soviet mukbang \(0o0)/

[@xoxoso295]

"Soviet goodness" never heard anyone describe food like that

[@EscapeFromRussia]

People here are very nostalgic about soviet food. Especially: Soviet ice-cream Soviet canned goods Soviet kolbasa

[@jellosapiens7261]

I have noticed that people in Russia are VERY nostalgic about their докторская колбаса

[@НиколайБурлов-н8ь]

@@jellosapiens7261 There is about what to be like this.

[@Overlord99762]

I love how Roman, a translator, uses Google Translate to explain what the food is to his non-Slav audience. Don't worry Roman, I also use it from time to time (I'm a translator as well)

[@andreiuul1]

NFKRZ - "i'm not eating the freshest mre ever" Steve - *proceeds to eat 19th century beef*

[@AmarilloMusicAB]

7:11 “Muffet of tea” Now that’s a Limmy reference I can get behind