rust

[@Jcolinsol]

The scary thing about the "No-no-no" guy, is that he claims to be a subscriber. He could be here right now. He could be any one of us.

[@ollvoj]

Battlecast Cho'Gath trust noone not even yourself

[@Jcolinsol]

No. No... no. No no no, please. No no no.

[@alialhasani6586]

Beef Chavez dunk sure has those quality fans.

[@Idkmanlemmeedit]

Beef Chavez He subscribed on 2 accounts...

[@get2rog]

+Beef Chavez No no no. He's not here. You can't get him.

[@kirielvids]

The ultimate troll by the "no-no-no" guy would be if he started acting normally, joined into your group, then an hour later revealed his true self to you.

[@ts4gv]

oh hell yeah that’s good. the no-no-no guy becomes an integral component of dunkey’s tribe under his calm persona, helping in immeasurable ways, and becomes a hero in battle. after several hours, he’s a close friend to everyone in the tribe, revered by all. at the next campfire prayer, he reveals his true self. horrified, after several minutes of denial, the crew have a moral dilemma on what to do with him. they plead for him to cut it out so they don’t have to do anything drastic, but like a grandfather with late alzheimer’s, the no-no-no guy’s old self is completely gone. the tribe decides to take a vote on whether to kill him or not. the vote is tied 3 to 3, and Dunkey is last to vote. After much deliberation, he makes his decision. Dunkey pulls out his machine gun & aims it at the no-no-no guy. the crew tries to give their condolences, but you can hardly hear the condolences over the sound of the guy’s autistic screeching. fade to black. gunshot sounds. “More Dunkey”.

[@John-kd2tc]

That would imply that he is or can pretend to be a regular person. I don't like that.

[@hughjanos3992]

he could be anyone of us he could be you he could be me he could even be

[@isaac3095]

​@@ts4gvchefs kiss story

[@ono446]

CT ryyygvvv u😮gc😮iiy😮bbbhjvhf

[@naudalyke]

"I've stumbled upon some kind of satanic ritual" *immediately joins*

[@goldenmaterial612]

Tfw 666 likes

[@sbek6]

Himotep

[@romeoduque7297]

Jajaja I know, donkey is legit

[@idonthaveskill5054]

Is there any other thing you can do?

[@GiveMeThatLetter]

IMHOTEP IMHOTEP IMHOTEP Become one with the lepers.

[@mahari893]

3:55 is really straight out of a war movie, Dunkey in shock that Shrek is dead, him exclaiming his leg broke and desperately calling out to B-Nuts. What a fantastic video

[@breastskunsreviews1631]

Tachibana Marika from Nisekoi, great taste amazing show

[@Ahmadabdal_]

"Allies killing axis japanese POWs Colourized"

[@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna]

Metal af

[@charliestanislav4263]

An epic tale of how a man loses his tribe to a villain who weilds a machine gun. He defeats him but ends up becoming exactly the man who he despised...The Machine Gun Man

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

Sometimes I feel like thats the only reason games like this exist, to show how quickly people become the "bad guy" and how difficult it can truly be to trust others. Because lets be honest here, the game otherwise is pretty bad.

[@CourierSiix]

@@plasmaoctopus1728 the game isnt bad

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

@@tronk44 Thats a good point, sometimes its just fun to experiment and just teamkill in a game without any real life risk or consequence (hehe just look at how often that happens in other games like rainbow six and whatnot) Plus I too would hope if people were caught in a hunger games type situation they would try to devise a way to break out of the arena together rather than just immediately kill each other.

[@Krystalmyth]

@@CourierSiix you're right. It's awful.

[@messiahcomplex2686]

Wields*

[@ralph2361]

Just came here to watch the no no guy again.

[@maorx36]

same

[@MrBaris115]

me too

[@IamPear]

+Ralph L i did too

[@dutcher268]

+Ralph L NO NO NO! lol

[@MadSkull]

Idem

[@bravojr]

No No No guy is a fucking legend.

[@espectrodormin]

I LIKE YA MOMMY! NO NO NOOO! YOU CAN NEVER GET MEEEE!

[@courageousodin]

Ricardo Villa movies

[@mastaweyne8049]

bravojr Mudafuka ding ding

[@XxThatAussiexX]

bravojr I cried when he said " I got my die move"

[@bravojr]

All of you guys crack me up. Thank you all!

[@juicemango27]

dunkey became the very machine gun man he swore to destroy

[@ikonleader2358]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@Beiyuu]

"Ding ding Mada Faka"

[@thephenom_7231]

fIre lia NO NO NOOOO

[@dingdring6317]

:V

[@BUBBA808]

Ringa dinga ding ding

[@swine13]

This, kids, is exactly what trying too hard to be funny sounds like when you have no innate sense of humour. Dont be like nonono guy...

[@imnotjerry2226]

Could it be Michael Reeves?

[@her_she_her]

I felt a legitimate sense of terror when his original tribe was held up inside that building.

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

+PUREST WAIFU "Oh god... Shrek...! Shrek's dead!" Those words are burned into my mind forever.

[@ImperialThirdWorldReich]

Shrek died in the third movie mayn you seeing things.

[@aviddavid8793]

When ever i hear Shrek. I have flash backs even snap a child neck.

[@codythompson9973]

Aballia Goob Me too

[@danic_c]

What triggers me most is that there never was justice. The machine gun guy that appears later in the video was a different guy.

[@pussydestroyer-up7bf]

"You cannot kill me makkirfakkir, I have my die move!." *Dunkey shoots him dead* "Yeah, good thing I brought my kill move." Holy shit that was so badass.

[@tipturkey1283]

+1

[@Sheehy223]

You can tell he dubbed that in afterwards though.

[@leticiamarmolejo7435]

pussydestroyer69 y do u have #420 420 likes

[@jasonbrody4702]

Directed by Action Bay

[@Saltspicious]

What some does he use at the end

[@kadirgarib3459]

The murder of his tribe feels so real and viceral, from "SHREK!! Shreks dead" to dunkey breaking his legs begging for his life before he's gunned down

[@Hchris101]

Da fug. Dunkey? This is a kanye video essay?

[@yourdreams2440]

What you guys came here for: 1:53 4:57 8:17

[@swagmonster6217]

ty

[@RoadHater]

+Stewart Williams hahaha x'D NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@LeemonJuicy]

+Stewart Williams No no no mader paker!!

[@niqc_is_away]

heeey! i've seen you somewhere!

[@aztecr7]

+Stewart Williams That guy just made dunky 50% better then he already is

[@DovahKemp]

the No No No guy is my hero.

[@DovahKemp]

***** pure poetry.

[@DevRoxToo]

Everytime he came back I died from laughing so hard he's beautiful XD.

[@aerilous9348]

that is Max i think, if you look at his csgo videos i think. thats him

[@swine13]

I found them super irritating and was glad when they got shot lol

[@shrekt8386]

@@aerilous9348 nope its RawMetalLP

[@OfficialJab]

It happens with many dunk videos but on this one especially, I can't figure out what volume to be at.

[@georgedawson2112]

I've never related to a comment so much.

[@uglyburrito_]

+OfficialJab when your headset, computer, and video player has volume control

[@vicentekiekebusch3392]

easy. full volume on every video

[@noone173]

dungus needs to normalize his audio

[@Dogsineed]

Yeah it seems that isn't too fond of limiters.

[@trumpet6016]

Sometimes I wonder... Where are B-Nuts and SHREK? Have they seen this video? Do they still play to this day? Have I played any online game with either of them? We may never know

[@lakelizard7574]

This was so fucking long ago, but B-Nuts and Shrek were me and my friend back in high school. We wanted to find Dunkey again after we died but it was late on a school night so we went to bed. I'll never forget playing with Dunkey! I still play a bit of rust but I haven't talked to Shrek in ages- we sort of fell out after highschool.

[@viperoneniner1922]

@@lakelizard7574 yo really? That’s awesome

[@5pm243]

@@lakelizard7574 dang dude. This is kinda sad

[@imblue7612]

@@lakelizard7574 I mean I wanna believe you. But Imma need to see some proof.

[@theman44ful]

@@lakelizard7574 lmao isnt shrek thé thé dude who played TTT with dunk too? Pretty sure ur not him lol

[@dirt4333]

I wonder if he ever found B-nuts and SHREK again :C

[@kokosb6146]

Disappointment shrek was one of his friends on steam, I don’t know about B-nuts though

[@mixitra8320]

This just in: no.

[@asterios5010]

No B-nuts and Shrek....

[@cringeiskey]

@@kokosb6146 b nuts is a yes, same guy he did the portal vid with

[@Starpotion]

Shrek's gone man :(

[@checkcheck2442]

Imagine as 1/3 of Dunkeys actual subscribers is that one guy

[@Ishida_Gains]

Timothy Truong I am that one guy

[@sartreplagiarizedmyunborns9104]

@@badabingee Sorry but math isn't related to science.

[@lag3718]

VN

[@charlieben3354]

Timothy Truong almost 2 million people

[@omaryaadel5644]

I'm that one guy but the other one is not me

[@dogzBRA]

A merciless killer that likes to play adelle to its victims before killing them... That's brutal

[@flaminlotus]

Douglas Costa that was shrek

[@JaculaDudek]

@@flaminlotus shrek, adelle, both are fat, it's the same thing

[@Leinarth_]

@@JaculaDudek Not anymore

[@JaculaDudek]

@@Leinarth_ what do you mean?

[@Leinarth_]

@@JaculaDudek She's not fat anymore

[@mel-oq6cx]

he accounts for more than 2,275 of dunkey's subscribers as of today (april 4th, 2020)

[@shrekt8386]

Hes a true fan

[@pigeonburd]

Now (November 13th 2021) he is 3226 of dunkey’s subs.

[@doransshield9176]

how do you know that

[@ryanjoyseeree7031]

@@doransshield9176 The guy mentions that he’ll create accounts everyday at 5:18. He probably didn’t but that would be the rough number at the time if he did (and used them to subscribe).

[@theguy8382]

"dont take it out on my tribe" (heats gunshots and screaming" best part

[@ryanh1013]

The whole video is the best part.

[@theguy8382]

Ryan H This whole channel is the best part

[@gerrardhanly2417]

"Ding ding motherfuckers!" "HOW DOES HE KEEP FINDING US"

[@draphking]

This game is terrifying. The lights go out, bottles start clanking then a group of guys in black suits show up and start playing the soundtrack to your death. Then they gun you down execution style in the dark. Hardcore as fuck

[@Eternal-7]

Sounds like the movie. "The Warriors". Only thing missing is the bottles that are clacking are on some guy's fingers while calling you out to play.

[@hareonair6868]

ARK is the same lol

[@latchkeyTK]

+Quinton Turner WARRIORS,COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY! WARRIORS,COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY!

[@MWPRO1000]

+Quinton Turner My favourite movie!

[@ronaldmcgrath1176]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[@JTKatz07]

2:30 I love how Dunkey's emotions changed from laughter to complete shock when the guys were coming

[@Yprion]

Everybody keeps talking about the 'no no no guy' but i'm just wondering if that Iron Tarkus' appearace was cannon

[@yungtittyboy60]

lmao "remember i helped you kill that guy" yeah more like you got your ass thrown off the ledge by Golem

[@Odinsday]

He tanks all of Golem"s hits. Becuz he's fukin TARKUS!!!

[@spicyvro]

Grabbin pills

[@TheSilly6403]

The body in Anor Londo was just a body double

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

I haven't laughed this hard on youtube in a long time. How did I not know about dunkey until now?

[@laughingmonkey1324]

Seriously some of the best commentary out there. I love me some Dunkey!

[@Conklin03]

@Brownie MB I think he *was* missing out. Its been 4 years.

[@yalibiran5941]

Honestly you can never truly enjoy life until you discover dunkey

[@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna]

Dunley is the first fun type channel

[@Rubysh88]

Nonono guy: 1:55 first round 4:55 second round 8:18 final round

[@SithYouth]

Ruben Fernandes to the top with you sir

[@neoshenlong]

+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) First round is the best

[@MrThezyga]

+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) MAN

[@MrThezyga]

+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) THANK U REALLY

[@ralph2361]

+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) Thank you for this. You're doing God's work.

[@balakea5350]

lmao rust was so different back then

[@nickcabrera3087]

It was a much simpler time. You were either civilized, or you beat people to death with rocks. So it actually exactly the same as Rust is now.

[@DanaWhite1488]

Nick Cabrera a more advanced version of this but yes rust still is the same but 600x more toxic

[@TheAtlanticCraft]

I cant breath im pissing myself I love the asian man

[@karimsanane1633]

I subscribe with 2 of my accounts

[@MrMattchappy]

Ezmar every daii big boiii

[@NeurosiusM]

maX0229567 no no no no no noo

[@TheRunescapeftz]

asian?

[@xxxyungarachnid6473]

:O its you guys!

[@SonOfTheHenry]

do you find crazy people like this often? or did Dunkey get lucky? cause Rawmetal and Kim Jong Un were cracking me up.

[@greenskull3393]

I believe Dunkey just attracts the crazy

[@paradrakor1105]

Legacy is dead now but in its prime this happened often

[@PoptartKing99]

Ahh back in the good old days of rust Legacy, now the game is cancer

[@robp1917]

They probably tell everyone that dunkey is playing and they all come out to make it into the video. Either that or it is staged and they plan it out with friends.

[@purstrpur]

In the start of the video he has president shrek pm him that the stream was dead and then a guy comes up and says i love stream. Probably a safe guess their from the stream.

[@Gumbocinno]

If the nonono guy made a KZbin account he'd get popular so quickly.

[@OwenNZ]

+Mr. Literal +RawMetalLP

[@258thHiGuy]

steamcommunity.com/id/RawMetalLP

[@chaiteasheet1102]

+Mr. Literal he has one called MylittleTony

[@Sonofosam]

Sparkwire The Great yeeaah jazf i know him

[@OwnTVLP]

yep

[@raikoucatta6366]

Even seeing this 3 years later. The no no no guy is still my hero

[@TheBlackopskid12]

I think I'm the only one who came back for B-Nuts and Shrek #neverforget

[@smokemidnotmeth]

#you're a rockstar

[@lakelizard7574]

fun fact, I was b-nuts :) I actually got VAC banned because of this video. ESP and speedhacking :o

[@amirdabomber2096]

lake lizard No way, really??

[@CheckingForPulse]

and i was shrek the whole time

[@Dan-379]

@@lakelizard7574 werent you in portal video

[@malex3606]

No No Guy is My favorite Person Now XD

[@brentloy131]

dude he cracks me up

[@travelgaming5422]

Malex360 MUDA FUCKER - DING DING !!

[@DavidMFBowie]

The downfall of Dunkey clan is Great. They start so peaceful but end up killing everybody.

[@landon12a58]

Like Michael Corleone.

[@myprofilepicisdoge7677]

the walking dead in a nutshell

[@eonsislept207]

I hate when the top comment is just a fucking summation of the video I haven't watched yet.

[@DavidMFBowie]

@@eonsislept207 this man really went "SPOILER ALERT" on a youtube video

[@kambuchamusic]

In my opinion they were always violent lol

[@FrankHavok316]

B-nuts, Shrek and dunkey, they all live in peace until the no no no guy attack

[@MrAdravix]

DING DING MADAFAKA

[@MrAdravix]

.

[@MrAdravix]

NONONO

[@MrAdravix]

Pasterinio*

[@kohaponx]

I WATCH YOUR MOVIES

[@ilovecodemonkeys]

NONONO I LIKE YOUR MOVIES NO COPI PASTERINO. LOL.

[@FrontLineBuster]

Kim Jong Un during his Heart Surgery: 7:15

[@RoniBack]

By far the funniest video in KZbin.

[@eetu2875]

Roni Back wtf you doing here

[@k0vae]

Jari youre 3 years late

[@slyfox7377]

Roni Back p

[@mieczysawkowalski3761]

Roni Back danielfromsl have better movie from rust

[@nuuskakiekko9459]

Roni Back saatana perkele

[@ezzerby]

RIP B-Nuts and SHREK

[@ezzerby]

Bro fear not, if you notice dunkey gets a notification from Shrek on steam. They've remained friends.

[@SteveRudzinski]

The third time the "no no nooooo" guy showed up I lost my shit.

[@E1025]

The no no no guy shouting 'he died!' is legit one of the funniest moments in any dunkey video

[@XenothranHero]

I love how he sees this guy just chanting and running around a building and he decides the smart thing to do is to join in without any context to the situation. You could've summoned the End of the World, for all you knew.

[@spoopy._.cheems]

"Take no prisoners!- oh shiet guys, guys, guys this thing is just between me and you, okay don't take it out of my tribe" *group gets massacred* "In a heartbeat my peaceful tribe was gunned down for no reason, we did nothing to nobody" I haven't laughed this hard since forever XD

[@justnick6092]

I JUST GOT THE REFERENCE WITH IRON TORKUS IT'S THE GUY WHO HELPED HIM WITH THAT BOSS IN DARK SOULS

[@AliceNano]

PLEB

[@justnick6092]

+Alice Nano why

[@Oxykobl]

I bet this guy does intelligence builds and calls himself good.

[@justnick6092]

+MrMcArmenio ok

[@MrMcArmenio]

Just Nick they call him 'iron' becuz of his bar

[@GalesSuarez]

7 years later, i still cry watching this video... is just amazing!!

[@sumerianfarmer5363]

🤣

[@Nukinator]

1:55 4:55 and 8:15 ... The legend of Rust will keep coming back.

[@ThatEvilGuy279]

And the legend continues...

[@xarlev]

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

[@Nukinator]

xarlev Shiva of the East more like Shiva the Deceased...

[@TheSupremeMojoZ]

We need this guy in every dunkey video.

[@Nukinator]

***** he'll find a way I'm sure of it.

[@AndrewXavierDATrpgamerGUY]

That guy that keeps coming back tho....... Lol XD

[@MDMMMM87]

CS is better :P

[@AndrewXavierDATrpgamerGUY]

Its a survival game.....don't compare it to a shooter...

[@AndrewXavierDATrpgamerGUY]

....

[@MDMMMM87]

I know it is. Do you play CsGo

[@AndrewXavierDATrpgamerGUY]

No.

[@triettruong1970]

"NO!!! NORTH KOREA!!" lmao

[@InjectorGadget]

Abby Louis I think that was one of the best parts of the video lol made me laugh so hard

[@clapthonyclaptano3922]

Abby Louis IMPOSTER!

[@low-lee]

The "no-no-no" guy was ahead of his time

[@applemansr2688]

"All hail nick king of the penguins"-phantom iron tarkus

[@TheGamerGuy158]

No no no guy was hilarious XD

[@eckoultimate]

LOL I couldn't stop laughing at that scene!

[@PHISOPLOS]

tingaling man I was dieing of laugh!!

[@Harmageddon]

the second part where the no no no guy comes back omg my insides are hurting from laughter

[@idontknowanymore6668]

"No no no! I have my die move!"

[@Daniel_Alves1993]

I actually like the last time he comes back, because you can hear him coming.

[@johnjewlol]

The OG rust video before the hype

[@Mitchisable]

The game has come a long way

[@Wolfmoonsword]

THAT FUCKING GUY SHREK WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS OMFG

[@whosyourdaddy8580]

Yeah ikr

[@juxtamanguinican6623]

Wolfmoonsword dunkey made him funny

[@Wolfmoonsword]

he's a legend in itself

[@Wolfmoonsword]

I wanna make a RPG Maker game dedicated to Shrek

[@Wolfmoonsword]

Nevermind, I don't know why this comment got so popular lol.

[@FushiguroMegumi79]

I forgot how fucking funny this video is 😂

[@miniclip1162]

NO NO NO I SUBCRIBE WITH TWO ACCOUNTS NOW I MAKE YOU DOUBLE THE MONEY NO NO NO. XD

[@guardiadecivil6777]

NORTH KOREAAA

[@Revan1142]

I think that the Chinese screaming man is actually Dunkey's spirit guide, whenever Dunkey dies his spirit guide always appears shortly after to attempt to guide Dunkey back to wealth and happiness, but he has such a strange way of doing it that Dunkey simply mistakes his guide's efforts as an attack, so he guns down the very spirit trying so desperately to help him.

[@lanelafisking]

the angry chinese man led them into the tribe of black armour men so hes an evil spirit that haunts dunkeys every move

[@Pub1icEnemy]

Is Dunkey's spirit animal a screaming chinese man?

[@realkingofantarctica]

Classic Rust reminds me of one of those fake games they play in TV shows.

[@PKDeviluke25]

Hands down one of your best videos Dunkey.

[@Smooow1]

You should have watched the stream lolol I almost died from laughing

[@jonryder7269]

This shit would make for a great tv-show, dunkey's usual madness and all these crazy characters and situations are funny as heck. XD

[@332211ggGHGFF]

amen - better than what's on too!

[@b0bings0n]

10/ Fucking 10 best video ever.

[@bilbo7684]

Do you know how fucking hard it was to beat you in Xenoverse? It wasn't. It was the easiest.

[@madman1853]

Cellll No No Nooo I found you so no best videroni

[@distressunit]

Cell more like... 9/10

[@WarriorMasterTrainer]

Cell No, it's 9/11.

[@opieopsen4757]

Absolutely classic, Nonono Guy is one of my favorite characters of the dunkey universe

[@MrAmplus]

Leans back- "NORTHHHH KOOORRREEEAAAAAA" ~dies~

[@solbradguy7628]

For once somebody stole the spotlight from Dunkey! The "No no no" guy was easily the best part of the video XD

[@TheFingledorf]

Is that a recording from something that the guy was playing? Or as far as we know that is his real voice? (Is he referencing something?)

[@donnywilliams9494]

TheFingledorf it seems like he's doing beavis from beavis and butthead. Cornholio

[@BatailleRapTishort]

TheFingledorf It is his real voice. Check his stream. www.twitch.tv/rawmetallp/profile

[@hujass300]

"killed you with an M4 with a hit to your left wrist" best realism

[@Jc_12368]

my comment is 2 years late but he got shot right in the pulse lmao

[@lasam7470]

rust when it was about surviving and not being a complete sweat

[@RazorCamel]

"The only kinda shirt you're gonna wear is the dirt shirt"

[@jessedeeds2155]

that was spectacular. props have to go to action bay for that electric ending

[@Jrrj100]

Wow didn't expect donkey to make a Rust video! So fun playing with him just as funny as in his videos and Raw was hilarious too with his die move. (I was Tarkus btw)

[@papa_schmuk]

NO I WAS TARKUS

[@thegameboy7781]

i love how in any multiplayer fps dunkey just takes control of a firing squad to kill anyone he doesn't like

[@MaxLebled]

oh my god that ending was so awesome

[@AuroraXZ]

tell me abt it mate, probably will be there for a looooooong while.......

[@dayhappily]

thanks

[@MaxLebled]

videogamedunkey you're welcome! very happy you're finding the game fun to play :)

[@DarkPwner99]

***** That's not dunkey, if you haven't noticed already

[@zacharyhentze64]

Maxime Lebled rust: the last Americans also has a great ending

[@HardDrumStep]

"No, no, noo I subscribe, I like you movies, no shoo-..." Man that silence was the funniest thing i've seen on youtube!!

[@cronolucca]

I have developed a hopeless addiction to this video. I actually have to listen to it while I'm going to bed in order to be able to sleep.

[@XDapologist]

When they write the youtube book, this has to be a case study on what makes a good video.

[@XxCensor]

1:50 4:55 8:17 Funniest shit ever.

[@parsonsmarcus]

Those parts made me laugh so hard I had tears just rolling! hahahaha

[@BlackWolf9988]

this guy HAHA

[@LaMonAid]

BlackWolf9988 he has a youtube channel and the comments on his only video

[@TrollingWithMates]

BlackWolf9988 What his youtube channel?

[@LaMonAid]

RawmetalLP

[@Ebob101]

The names people chose for characters in these games are the best

[@Omleto_]

That "NO NO NO" guy really made this video perfect xD

[@luisromero6891]

Wow I miss the Old Rust so many good memories from back when I was in middle school playing this game and it all started because of this video

[@TM-ox8cl]

Just here for my daily "no no no / mudda fucka ding-ding guy and Imhotep ritual chanting running around that temple

[@BustedKnuclesGarage]

"its a good thing i brouhgt my kill move then" ~ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin' dunkey man XD damn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ShiroHibari]

No no nooo. Get's me every time, I need it as ringtone.

[@emototheextremo5571]

When he's in the cabin and his voice starts being audible in the distance "dunkᵉᵉᵉᵉʸ I am coming for you"

[@609InYourCoffeeMaker]

Dunk has to somehow get that "DING DING MUTHAFUCKAH" guy back for another Rust vidya, had me weak as fuck.

[@whosyourdaddy8580]

And shrek and B nuts

[@themysteriousfigure0]

NORTH KOREEEEEAAAA!!! *dies*

[@AuthorityCat]

This might just be your best video yet.

[@AuthorityCat]

Behold, Dunkey's Magnum Opus! *bows*

[@whyhasgodabandonedus7489]

3:40 "dunkey, im coming for you" dear god

[@ORYG1N]

Haha. nice. This is what makes rust so damn fun.

[@SW1FTKILL]

8:39 Donek's most badass line ever.

[@figrider]

Meanwhile *Guy running from the top of the hill...*: "NO, NO, NOOOoOo MOtharfackereee, you cant kill me, u cant kill motharfo *Bang Bang* *Dead*. LMAO.

[@reaperff7]

I haven't luaghed this hard in years. Easily one of your finest moments next to finding ratboys in H1Z1

[@madjack1748]

ratboyz finds YOU

[@haydon1825]

I hate people like that screaming dude but I'm still laughing my ass off at him. Props for the commitment.

[@ArturMirandaMachado]

the "no no nooo" guy sound like leslie chow hahahahaha

[@DaBase333]

NORTH KOREAAA *awkward 3 seconds*, suddenly collapses dead. PROUD KIM DIED A HERO.

[@dikke_kk484]

Holy shit old rust this brings back memories

[@DubuWaPolar]

Btw the no no no madderfakker guy is the most awesome rust player I have ever seen

[@mierzhen]

eeee-mo-tep. eeee-mo-tep. eeee-mo-tep.

[@patrickhofstad3012]

+mierzhen what are you saying

[@mierzhen]

Pat TheRedman YNWA it's the chant from The Mummy, where the people have turned into slaves from Imohtep.

[@GiveMeThatLetter]

+mierzhen Imhotep* but close enough :P

[@mierzhen]

Kroff Pigwidgeon basically spelled it as how the person in the video was pronouncing it.

[@jubjub444]

Is that the asian from the hangover movie.

[@camd1774]

JubJub444 how can u kill what's alweady deaaad

[@PapaSmurff660]

JubJub444 my thoughts exactly

[@nada2663]

JubJub444 Oh Yeah

[@TheCaliforniaHP]

omfg I have laughed at many but never as hard as this one. The fucking tribe retelling of machinegun man lmao

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Smoke. Piles of ash everywhere. Mounds of em. Dunkey is standing with his revolver holstered and facing him is a bloodied Asian man. It's the site of a battle. The Asian man looks at Dunkey and opens his mouth to speak. ''You can't kill me Dunkeeeey nononono I have my die move motherfuckeeer ding ding.'' Dunkey looks at this pile of sadness. He smirks a bit and takes out his revolver, putting in just two bullets. ''Yeah?'' He throws a sig up, shoots it with his revolver and catches it in his mouth. He takes a puff. Dunkey looks at his revolver, jet black, with the words ''Black Gazebo'' on the side. He points it at the asian man. He shoots. The asian man drops dead, facefirst into a dustmound. ''Good thing I have my kill move.''

[@Jargonecius]

What the fuck kind of fanfiction is this? No chaos emeralds? No gay sex? You call yourself a writer?

[@AubryRugBurn]

Totally outshines the writing in any movie in the last 20 years this is just amazing sir YOU are just amazing. So much emotion such effortless writing. SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE!!!!

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Jargonecius Fanfiction? Man this happened for real.