Ryan Interviews Shane in a Haunted House • Spooky Small Talk

[@sofia-nf2ff]

"Are you jumpy?" "A little jumpy." Doesn't even flinch the whole episode.

[@lilyannamott]

i read this as they said it😂

[@caeleeschoeman2340]

he flinched a little with the mannequin part

[@jillstephenson]

Shane and Ryan aren't just friends.... They're ghoulfriends

[@jillstephenson]

@John doue Quebec yeah I'm pretty sure

[@oceanman4938]

ghoulmates

[@Sykohsis]

The Berry Boys. Ghoulfriends till the end.

[@andrewtheadventurer5133]

Oh my god, they were ghoulfriends

[@HannahJRabo]

Oh my god they were tomb-mates

[@Hero_DZN]

i love that ryan is still surprised at the fact that shane doesnt flinch at anything despite the dozens of unsolved episodes they did where shane literally yells at demons. im telling you, shane probably stared at the devil and rolled his eyes

[@jackystar5099]

He got scared that one time on the Queen Mary by a flock of pigeons.

[@Bloomkyaaa]

@@jackystar5099 pigeons are real, ghosts are not

[@dianna4907]

He is the devil, he controls all

[@Hero_DZN]

@@dianna4907 for sure

[@moosemouse5982]

Jacky Star and he got scared at the waverly hills hospital, he had to run and get Ryan and they left.

[@laia9053]

Ryan: visibly scared Shane: Madej

[@anyalaASMR]

lmao

[@geigersnap360]

Hotel: Trivago

[@hellothere5030]

Bengal Panthera Aaaaand you ruined it.

[@geigersnap360]

Gael Infante that’s what my parents said when I was born

[@juststormylad4458]

epic

[@Clearancecartoonist]

On Buzzfeed Unsolved: Well we're not actually friends Here: bEsTfRiEnDs, wE hAvE DiNNer sOmEtiMes

[@pam8324]

Ricardo Bravo audience: *visible confusion*

[@megib901]

Aspe fratm, sei forse italiano?

[@hxh0548]

They're not friends because they're BESTFRIENDS

[@hxh0548]

😂 😂 😂

[@gracess.4523]

But I could not imagine to better host for the unsolved and watcher or two better best friends

[@Movieguy5]

Ryan: Do you get anxious at all? *JUMPSCARE* Shane: a little bit.

[@GreenGlo1991]

Movieguy5 he blinked. THAT IS ALL! Like holy crap.

[@hamiyahbrewer4875]

I was shocked because I got scared when it jumped out and I’m not even there

[@liliuou]

LITERALLY HOW

[@no_peace]

There are wires in your BRAIN

[@summeranderson8621]

I JUMPED AND SHANE DIDNT

[@onnnn111]

This is just Ryan torturing himself while Shane watch with amusement

[@EllaIngram]

so basically an episode of buzzfeed unsolved supernatural lol

[@NymphettEcho]

Onny Farizyandi That’s the kind of content I’m here for 😂 🙌🏼

[@moderatelyerika05]

Onny Farizyandi aka Buzzfeed Unsolved

[@agentkayisgay6035]

Isn't that their usual content?

[@giafuentesfina4508]

Lmao true

[@alex-fs9yt]

Jumpscare: i- Shane: not now I'm tryna talk

[@deaviancy7648]

Jumpscare: I- Shane, a demon: Not now I'm trying to navigate this meat sack and answer questions I can't think about human emotions right now!

[@MonographicSingleheaded]

No he just continues talking ^^

[@NoName-mp9if]

Shane: give me a sec, I’ll come back to you later.

[@baconsoup1864]

This is me

[@aidan7072]

The house doesn’t haunt Shane, Shane haunts the house

[@jfk8540]

that’s why the ghosts don’t talk to him they think he’s one of them

[@doubleslashkarma]

"You grew up in Illinois.." *"That's right! Home of... me."*

[@alynsak]

I live next to a cornfield.

[@ianalderman9290]

@@alynsak I grew up next to a cornfield... and a soybean field

[@XxLeighabehtxX]

Shane Madej is the only person who would go thru a haunted house and respond to a jump scare with a polite “hello ma’am”

[@cutecat304]

As a haunted house actor I honestly wouldn't mind that. I've have worst guests before

[@gh0st_shifter286]

I’ve both said that and even offered a coffee- so

[@jasperray]

Zach said hello dear

[@fareedazanofer]

Me too tho lol

[@arianamontoya3535]

Ryan: I love you man Shane: I love you too *everyone liked that*

[@hilaryshermaines.ordonia3951]

**Everyone loved that ❤️

[@kristinjohnsson2236]

So cute

[@pijamaprince]

bros

[@Sophie_Ferris]

Wait wHERE

[@arianamontoya3535]

Sophie Ferris 13:17

[@rileybender3655]

I love how Shane is literally just a giant hobbit. Violence doesn't even register to him as a possibility. Someone jumps out with a knife, and he's just like, "Well that's a funny little thing ya got there. Should we get some tea?"

[@mckena880]

This is THE most accurate description of Shane that exists. And now its all I can see 😂

[@ceci843]

this has NO RIGHT being this funny 😭😔

[@MulderStarling]

That's not exactly true, he's just not afraid of things that aren't real

[@rhys4668]

@@MulderStarling yeah, things that aren't real, like knives

[@isabelmilletti9136]

@@rhys4668 ? (don't rwoosh me if its a joke)

[@okay9340]

shane isnt a demon, he just went through hell working at customer service, he cant feel pain or fear anymore. same tho.

[@megib901]

Two possibilities : 1-) he can't feel fear after dealing with too many Karens 2-) being the younger well behaved sibling explains it tbh, same.

[@jyotsnaambasta3162]

So true🤣

[@jyotsnaambasta3162]

@@megib901 😂

[@gracefeitz6561]

Makes sense

[@alex-e6c4c]

16 yrs working retail and I just realized that must be why I’m like this too. It’s all coming together now 🤔

[@mikaelanaumann6823]

Plot twist: Shane just has slow reflexes and plays it off like he isn’t scared.

[@GeniTLK]

thats exactly what i do lol. i freeze and then react as instinct, but when i'm trying to act not scared... i just have that second to decide not to react

[@grace7109]

THATS WHAT I DO

[@Lunaliladee]

i have really bad paranoia sometimes, but when I get jump scared or something like that, instead of jumping, a lot of the time my body just goes sort of numb, or filled with anxiety. the thing is, ever since i was little, ive been able to act completely calm in dire/stressful situations :l

[@monsieurbacteria7287]

He gets home and just starts screaming

[@Emily-tv1iz]

Honestly tho when they were at the one place where the alarm went off he just froze and then casually walked off camera before saying "that scared the shit outta me" so I'm willing to bet that he's one of those people that has the "freeze" response to danger and doesn't really have an expression change when it happens

[@ellenjones7479]

Shane is the scariest thing in this video. He’s like the tall man ghost from the haunting of hill house, just looming over Ryan expressionless.

[@ramonaflowers7111]

Omg he does look like the ghost from haunting of hill house!! The tall man with a hat who's taunting luke

[@prophetofbeans6781]

I wish that show had ended better. It couldn't decide if it was a family drama or a psychological thriller show. And frikin everyone got to ramble for waaaay too long. I sadly got bored by the end :(

[@bandamani]

@@prophetofbeans6781 Thats a shame. I loved it personally although I was lost half the time

[@prophetofbeans6781]

@@bandamani i did love the horror elements though, the floating dude with the cane was amazing, but i felt like all the horror built up to basically nothing. I also appreciated the episode that was all or mostly all in one take. That cinematography was impressive

[@bandamani]

@@prophetofbeans6781 Yea that scared the shit out of me, I don't find many things to watch anymore that genuinely make me recoil from the screen, horror has become so bad the past few years. I can't really remember the story anymore though, besides their mum was an evil ghost or something but I remember Luke was my favourite character and the ending made me cry lol. I might have to rewatch it to see that one take episode again.

[@megabyte1302]

Bruh Shane's so desensitized even the actors were laughing

[@jksbananamilk]

IK LMAO

[@aliifahbianca5504]

They probably never felt such failure until Shane Freaking Madej appeared

[@lucretius8050]

He's like the haunted house auditor, whether they get their raises depends on how much reaction.

[@Kat-qr7hv]

I went to the haunted house in eastern state penitentiary and when they grabbed me and dragged me into this jail cell I couldn’t stop giggling and the guy was NOT happy about it. They get so offended sometimes 😂

[@isobellamont2781]

This is me in haunted houses, just starting up conversations with the jump scare actors.

[@rubyleaf2988]

i love that shane just IGNORES the scares. like he just doesn’t care.

[@rubyleaf2988]

John doue Quebec pretty sure

[@MspBug]

John doue Quebec yeah he is

[@LilianaKali]

He knows he's the most powerful thing in that place. The dark lord fears none. lol

[@pillbugheart]

Power move tbh

[@imperialguard451]

John doue Quebec PFTTT IDK WHY BUT “shane ignores the scares” “HES AN ATHEIST?????” is so fucking funny

[@kazuto8726]

Literally the only times Shane has been actually scared were from the spiders on the doll island and the bats in vulture mine

[@shreeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Kazuto Don’t forget that time he heard something and just ran

[@kevintan5497]

basically he only gets scared when its an animal or probably an animal or another human.

[@dadian803]

@@shreeeeeeeeeeeeee What Episode was that?

[@Jun-dj4lc]

@@dadian803 a cut scene from one of the episodes (you can watch it on the almost 70th episode), the sound was probably an animal w rabies

[@Emilae1985]

Yes, and his reaction to fear 90% of the time is just to laugh.

[@crispypepperoni2713]

shane just happily saying “hello!” “hi there ma’am!” when people were jumpscaring was just... indescribable. shane really does just smile his way through life haha!

[@lillymajeske1182]

Isn’t it kinda cute that Ryan considers Shane one of the most interesting people on the world

[@sofia-nf2ff]

I'm crying 🥺❤️❤️❤️

[@girltwin]

they said i love you to each other im shaking

[@SeventhSwell]

Meow!

[@jennyzhao9271]

He's literally a demon, of course he's and interesting "person"

[@lillymajeske1182]

Jenny Zhao this is very, very true

[@cordeliam]

Shane rolling his eyes at people trying to scare him is such a mood

[@annecantgame]

The first scare with that thing in the box, Ryan jumped and Shane just kinda looked at it, like "really dude?"

[@ErrorNotFound-ex2gk]

has the same energy as me trying to sell the people in a haunted house girl scout cookies.

[@orangejuice9102]

Bruh i'd be screaming at that point

[@Emmmmhm]

the sheer disappointment in Shane's face every time someone tried to scare him is absolutely magnificent

[@jackiidk4791]

I just love how angry he got when Ryan posited that Shane doesn’t talk to his mother, that’s a mama’s boy right there

[@jothman42o]

wanted to like this comment but i couldn’t possibly ruin the perfect number, i also thought that was very sweet of him, shane mama’s boy real

[@marshm3llow467]

Hits different after the Disney character Top 5 Beatdown lol

[@Kenzaaa123]

I came back just for this bit! I love a healthy mamas boy. ❤

[@lydiaboll2872]

@@marshm3llow467 Ryan was hoping to get the dirt on Sherry 🤣

[@monique4540]

Im glad he talks to his mother every Sunday❤

[@anselmtheweird0]

They should've had a maze lined with heroin needles and loose avocado pits to scare Shane.

[@_water4652]

And a roller coaster video

[@jenl7094]

Shane’s irrational fear of someone jabbing him with heroin and getting him instantly addicted reminds me of a friend who has this fear of biting into something and it breaking her tooth down to the “spaghetti nerves,” as she calls them. Strangely enough she’s an adventurous eater despite this fear.

[@ellisowers6157]

@@jenl7094 I used to work in a law office that handled personal injury lawsuits and the biting into something hard and severely damaging your tooth happens a lot more often at very popular restaurants than you would like to think.

[@pumpkinpatch5]

That and mouldy bread. 😂

[@gothsloth]

This proves that Shane is a demon, he is not scared by those of mortal flesh parading as his kin.

[@joanasanchez6764]

Ok but on the low, I’ve ALWAYS that this. That he’s just pretending. And he’s not scared when they go out to hunt demons down and tries to convince Ryan that they’re not real to protect the rest. . . .

[@lizzie8702]

“-but also you may know shane if you know me, seriously at this point i’d be surprised if that wasn’t true.” the fact that he admits that they hang around eachother so much that they’re known as a duo makes me so happy. 🥺

[@szeyingong7379]

cosmu yeah coz like at this point they’re honestly like a package deal, you can’t know one without knowing the other

[@lizzie8702]

Sze Ying Ong exactly!

[@traceyclaver6076]

I love how I came across this comment just as I was getting to this part of the video.

[@lizzie8702]

Trace C. interactive comment.

[@-Vulturess-]

*Shane walking through a hallway of disembodied hands and chains* Shane: “Ah yes, lovely decor”

[@avamelvin6245]

Shane is a demon. No one can convince me otherwise. ❤️❤️❤️

[@MzferNebula]

@@avamelvin6245 Shaniacs: I'm here to change the future.

[@etcetc1]

just like home

[@ceceliakittyface5301]

Me lol

[@allielabr]

shane has the same, yet opposite, vibes as john mulaney

[@mooble1325]

john mulaney without anxiety

[@feathersss8179]

@@mooble1325 yea cuz John Mulaney gets anxious and scared walking down a street and Shane in this video....well it's Shane.

[@Jay-mv5hf]

john mulaney with the power to test god himself

[@sn0wbunny6]

...are you suggesting Mulaney is also a demon?

[@feathersss8179]

@@sn0wbunny6 John Mulaney is an immortal that killed Princess Diana, so it isn't confirmed that he's a demon...yet.

[@ohpapillon]

Question for Watcher Weekly: before his brother doinked it, was Shane's head a normal size?

[@crispypepperoni2713]

ohpapillon the only important question.

[@ayza9845]

Asking the real questions here

[@Rii875]

boink hhaahahahahahahahahahah

[@skye6693]

I would kill to be half as chill as Shane. Also the level of offense Ryan takes at Shane's lack of fear is wildly entertaining.

[@etralin3dream983]

Are you canadian?

[@skye6693]

@@etralin3dream983 nope

[@lindsaynel2155]

skye r u sure, bc u seem canadian

[@skye6693]

@@lindsaynel2155 uh, pretty sure.

[@lindsaynel2155]

skye 🤷‍♀️

[@alias4807]

Shane has been exposed to so many other spooky things, he’s no longer scared, he’s too powerful-

[@jillstephenson]

Shane fears nothing. It's terrifying

[@5gfriesyourbrain563]

He's only using 13% of his demon power....

[@fluorescent_l1500]

Demons don’t tend to be scared 😂

[@braedenallen1126]

@whyshouldnti that should’ve been Ryan, Shane was just born with that talent

[@Depression---]

Nice Pfp

[@Meiabell]

I started feeling bad for the scare actors, Shane was not moved.

[@purplepebble3479]

CCH Delirium I always wonder if they get sad when people don’t get scared

[@runawaypirate9105]

Cierra Creek we do :(

[@rojeyjo]

Cierra Creek its also the WORST if they’re mean about it like a was a scare actor for a halloween maze and mean college kids :(

[@azmakes321]

does CCH Delirium by any chance got anything to do with H2O Delirious?

[@Meiabell]

No! I just googled it, how cool is that. I’ll go check out his channel. Lol

[@dld_swggns]

the jumpscare dude died a little when shane jst didn’t react

[@adithiv6011]

Ikr!!! Ahhh I'd love to have seen their faces when they realised that they didn't scare Shane one bit. 🤣

[@commentsonpeople8753]

You also may know Shane as the creator of the beloved Hotdaga

[@sammowastaken]

bring back the Hotdaga

[@commentsonpeople8753]

Yessssss

[@TheRogueCommand]

*something spooky happens* Ryan: "JESUS!" Shane: "Excuse me, my friend and I are trying to have a conversation!"

[@yourerandomgal4856]

I read it wrong so I said me myself and I. O was like queue musically

[@chloekrombeen3547]

"i love you" "i love you too" "alright" THEY'RE SO SOFT I-

[@jillstephenson]

I'm cRYING

[@jesskonkus3969]

I SCREAMED

[@jesskonkus3969]

@@chloekrombeen3547 I may or may not have saved that moment by recording it.

[@jesskonkus3969]

@@chloekrombeen3547 nah I had it going on my TV and recorded it from there

[@hamfam_]

Wait I missed it! Where is it?

[@mlliwlli]

hearing that Shane’s brother ‘doinked’ his head of the staircase when he was younger explains a lot tbh

[@leamaltar2.e840]

very wise words from you

[@hanac5586]

Laughed out loud

[@ell4736]

fitting considering Ryan fell into a pile of bricks and started seeing ghosts lmao,, they really compliment each other cjjdjdnd

[@meghan7474]

“Man that guy is dry as hell.” 😂😂😂

[@louisebrownie9160]

Shane: sings his whole school song in German and wins a contest because of it Also Shane: Senf...

[@nonbinarydinosaur5519]

Lmao I thought the same thing !!

[@anialaskowska7424]

@@azharmandeel8030 in one episode of unsolved supernatural Shane was supposed to talk to ghost in german but could only say his name and mustard (senf in german)

[@lebearpolarr]

Shane and Ryan being unafraid of telling each other that they love each other is my favourite thing tbh. Friendship goals ;~;

[@waddledoo2you13]

They are "ghoulfriends"

[@ionad2069]

13:17

[@ranvirn47]

what a glow up from no homo bergara

[@lizzie8702]

in the beginning ryan also admits that they’re seen together so much, just being friends, that it’d be surprising if you didn’t know shane if you knew ryan. i love that. :)

[@belled395]

You have my name

[@Rawrz013]

shane just lives his life like its one big bit doesnt he??

[@jillstephenson]

Yup. He has no fear and gives no shits. It's beautiful

[@omgsicle]

this is probably the best description of shane that i’ve ever seen

[@addiedoherty9300]

I read that as “one big tit” and was very confused

[@itsturt]

yes and it inspires me

[@purplehc662]

I think I've found my senior quote thank you

[@froge927]

Ryan: I love you, man Shane: Love you too Me: wholesome sobbing

[@imperialguard451]

Astro Nut it wont be a normal thing for guy friends to say to each other when it gets treated like that :/

[@shardofsouls3832]

@@imperialguard451 What do you mean by "when it gets treated like that"? You don't think two people expressing their platonic love for each other is wholesome?

[@princessdua4174]

You have 666 likes so I'm not gonna rune it

[@cluelessmeg]

Ryan “I love you” Shane almost immediately “I love you too” 🥺🥺 cute friendship

[@chbibss]

bro WHEN

[@Sayyes300]

@@chbibss 13:15

[@jenl7094]

Also a few delightful “fuck you’s” said like only best buds do

[@midnightshadow1754]

"Ya gotta keep your eyes on the prize - even if ya don't know what it is - and ya just barrel through life." - Shane Madej, 2020 guys, I think I just found my senior quote

[@pam8324]

"In one of the scariest places on the planet" Shane: *blinks once*

[@sofia-nf2ff]

*Ryan:* You truly are... A jackass. *Shane:* *laughs * Thank you. *Ryan:* I love you, man. *Shane:* I love you too. That's the purest friendship right there 🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺

[@yaboiharry]

BROOOOOOOMANCE NOTHING REALLY GAY ABT IT

[@cyntiakubosekova1855]

"I love you in the most heterosexual way!!"

[@sarahw768]

What a tender ending!

[@orangejuice9102]

Bromance

[@karak962]

BFFS

[@jennkins94]

“I was covered in trash and that was sort of a...moment for me”

[@kaycewebber6367]

Jenna A " next in line please! Have a good day sir!"

[@carikoco611]

As someone who works retail, I connected with this story at an annoyingly high level.

[@jennkins94]

Cari Koco I’ve worked in retail too so I know what you mean unfortunately 😩

[@felicityf5907]

Why are we not talking about how Shane talks to his mum every Sunday? That is so pure and wholesome🥺🥺

[@rigen_u6859]

@Hi People Skill issue

[@TrashyTrishly]

FOR A SPLIT SECOND I THOUGHT I COMMENTED THIS BC WE HAVE THE SAME PFP

[@shellystrawberry4827]

Who doesn't at least talk to their parents once a week..?

[@indecisive-fan]

@@shellystrawberry4827 I mean I think it depends on how close you are. I'm not super close with my parents, nothing terrible, we just don't do much besides text occasionally and I'll remember to call every two weeks. I'm a senior in college

[@calliope720]

I love how Shane has such a good relationship to his parents. Earlier this year he posted a pic on instagram that he took of his phone (yes, not with his phone, OF his phone) with his camera, of the call he had with his mother where they had a long emotional talk about his upcoming wedding. He was so emotional about this conversation with his mom that he posted a pic of his call with her from a park while they were on tour. Shane loves his mama.

[@eveer925]

"You're a jackass. I love you" "love you too" What a tender ending XD

[@urlazyemo]

Shane looked at the first jump scare like “Don’t interrupt” 2:54

[@lizzie8702]

It's LeviOsa “i’m speaking with someone, do you have to do this r i g h t n o w?”

[@sharko3211]

He nods his head no

[@alex-fs9yt]

He's like "bruh I'm talking rn"

[@Redslayer]

This is just Ryan torturing himself while Shane watches with amusement

[@Punky-Goblin]

Redslayer that’s their entire friendship at this point😂

[@kweezayeyngoeson]

Why was this comment repeated by another person on the proceeding comment.

[@seabiscuit9197]

Copied

[@spectreYT206]

Copied

[@bookworm1616]

Their life in a nutshell

[@jillstephenson]

Someone should make a BuzzFeed Unsolved themed haunted house, complete with the Sallie house and Goatman's (or actually Shane and Ryan's) bridge.

[@Lara-fn1rk]

There should be a "walk of fame" with all the famous people they've covered like Natalie Wood, Thelma Todd, and the Viper Room!

[@jillstephenson]

@@Lara-fn1rk someone had better make this, that's such a good idea

[@kumiistrash6582]

I really wanna see like actors that look like shane and ryan, to reenact buzzfeed unsolved famous moments or the actors that look like shane and ryan to be snatched up by ghouls

[@mkmcnicoll6354]

This is amazing

[@Rebecca-eq9sc]

That would be so good

[@smolmellows3089]

6:38 okay but the way he looked back and smiled at shane. we all need someone to look at us the same way ryan looks at shane

[@addie2816]

Shane's response at 11:40 is so casual and polite that I am LOVING it "Hello ma'am... Oh it's you again! Heh heh heh!"

[@jessicawhite3505]

this entire series is ryan trying to scare people but mostly just scaring himself

[@ipshitakanungo3025]

Haha true

[@72joejoe]

I love how Shane has someone jump out next to him and he just nonchalantly blinks once

[@pam8324]

They really should’ve had someone jump out at Shane with a needle like it was heroin or thrown an avocado pit a him

[@mikachouuu]

This is the best comment ever 😂

[@dovesarebetterthanus2635]

That would get em

[@sus_amongus7097]

I love it when the comments do references 😄

[@ash.g1310]

That is the only thing that would scare him

[@FritoBanditoify]

Can someone link the videos?? I want in on the jokes 😩

[@walltalk9061]

The ONE second Shane is scared like a real human at 4:25 from a random mannequin makes me think maybe there still is hope, but then all the other jump-scares he just reacts like "man, that wind is blowin' , huh?"

[@koschbka]

TBF the mannequin is the scariest jumpscare here imo

[@traceyclaver6076]

4:26 the one time Shane gets jumpscared in the episode and no one talks about it. 😂

[@shootingstar9538]

He probably thought it broke and would fall to him

[@communist_oranges]

*we DO NOT SEE IT*

[@innocentguy9639]

He tried to act like a human for a second to see if he is obvious or not

[@reminiscent7.7]

Maybe he thought he broke it and will be in trouble bc of this 😆

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

OMG EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

[@Ivy-od1qu]

That actress with the shelf breaking character and giggling when Shane makes his remark is one of the funniest things to me.

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Yeah! I saw that! Haha, she might have actually giggled couse of his goofy jokes. 'wahaha dont do that'

[@Firegen1]

It might have been nervous laughter. It looks like she got her timing wrong this run. Last time it definitely looked like it was going to land on them. This time it was like 3 seconds too early.

[@pam8324]

Oh I though she was laughing in character like maniac laughter idk oof

[@tabassumkhan8693]

What's the timestamp?

[@flyingfranky]

tabassum khan 7:32

[@SanskarWagley]

We stan a wholesome but chaotic friendship

[@DavidFlowers777]

Y'all Shane's a demon, this is just like his regular home, of course he isn't scared

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

or, or, his true home is much worse

[@alizaciara8032]

Shane: I have no fears *mentions his mother* Shane: I have one fear

[@renaway549]

And avocado

[@aestheticwannabe572]

I love how the auto generated captions say girlfriend when ryan says ghoul friend at 0:23

[@subhikshakannan1573]

I am glad someone pointed that out.. It was so funny😂😂😂

[@shaina8342]

“I LOVE MY MOTHER, I TALK TO HER EVERY SUNDAY!” okay Shane okay

[@pam8324]

sylvia same energy as “YOU’RE MY FRIEND”

[@heyryanisonx3141]

Death: **about to squeeze the last remnants of life out of Shane** Shane: oh hi mark

[@lenabowen4419]

SHANE IS A ROBOT

[@jonnysandwich8199]

Lena Bowen nah he’s just a demon

[@chanbongelong1689]

Oh yeah he is 6:00

[@cooleroconnor1718]

*He´s a demon

[@rubyprice3670]

hey meanie your making me not do school

[@lenabowen4419]

Ruby Price heheheh

[@Guccicurry]

Shane could get ripped up by a ghost and still be like “tis but a scratch”

[@aiden.ambulance]

"it was the wind"

[@ekbrandon93]

"You truly are a jackass." "Thank you." "I love you, man." "I love you too." TRUE FRIENDSHIP RIGHT THERE!

[@enapyen5444]

7:40 Ryan: "One of your friends said, 'A lot of ladies were intrested in you'." Shane, very confused: "W-who said that?"

[@Vic_the_owl92]

Shane is me but I would know who said that (my mum and my best friend always told me that many guys where interested in me)

[@roslynys]

ryan is like "adam driver was in the army! that's honorable" but meanwhile shane, anti-imperialist legend, is like "do those push-ups or whatever"

[@isa-dg3mz]

this was honestly my fave part lmao we have to stan

[@kyndramb7050]

He was a Marine actually. And was not in very long. His TED talk is actually very good, FYI. Especially if you are a Vet, or (like me) married to one.

[@is-4m944]

K MB didn’t he break his leg or tear a muscle?

[@atsum3053]

IS-4M he broke his sternum while mountain biking, so he wasn’t deployed

[@cassidyfenn3418]

NDJDJDNSJXJ LEGEND

[@sophieheafield898]

"you're a jackass... i love you man." that's it. that's their friendship

[@marglefarble8280]

That's just friendship in general.

[@sophieheafield898]

margle farble lol true

[@panzervogel2920]

Ryan:Do you ever get like anxious? *jumpscare* Shane:* doesn’t flinch at all* yeah sometimes Ryan * screams and flinches*

[@jessicacarvalho2201]

I love that we have more proof that Shane is a demon than proof that he isn’t.

[@Bloomkyaaa]

Forget being in a relationship... *I hope I can find a friendship like this someday.*

[@anja7270]

Samee

[@chasefrankenstein7239]

Bold of you to assume this isn’t a relationship

[@altriyality]

@@chasefrankenstein7239 I KNOW. WHAT THEY HAVE IS * CHEF'S KISS *

[@sus_amongus7097]

Same

[@uchibauki2515]

Bloom they are coworkers

[@jennkins94]

The German and talent show thing oh my GOD I love Shane he just doesn’t care

[@jade_blax]

I would never even think about doing something like that, but he just doesn't give a shit 🤔

[@dreamskeepmesane]

Now I really wanna see especially cause his German is pretty bad lmao

[@enapyen5444]

Ryan: "I love you, man." Shane: "Love you too." THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS SO PURE WTF Edit; HOLY WHAT?? Thank you for all of the likes,, this is like my top comment thank y’all!!! ❤️

[@realhumanpersonnotafrog2241]

Eden Tay We Stan two ghost hunting best bros

[@jaz8144]

I replayed it at least 4 times

[@unknown_artist8447]

Eden Tay IKR AHUAUAHA

[@marianhatch9017]

You mean REALTIONSHIP AYYYYY jk. Only in my dreams is shyan real🥵

[@davidisawkward2192]

Stolen comment

[@ren1724]

“You’re not supposed to be here !” Shane: Did you clear this ? The only concern throughout the tour 😂

[@yel1419]

Ryan and Shane saying "I love you, man" to each other is so cute

[@EllaIngram]

we stan men who are not afraid/embarrassed to say they love each other 🥺🥺

[@communist_oranges]

We stan the deterioration of toxic masculinity 🙌🙌

[@alliescholten9238]

I’m convinced that even if Shane and Ryan ever actually encountered a ghost, Shane would have the same reaction he did throughout this maze... ‘oh hi, didn’t expect you there’ 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@ellepatterson]

Shane’s chill is so encapsulating that he cannot be bothered to be surprised, incredible

[@lillianbeer7546]

shane: gets jumpscared also shane: rolls his eyes immediately after

[@grandmabutters8502]

I love how Shane is able to confuse and make the actors break character and start laughing because of Shane's fearlessness

[@shadophaxx2401]

Ryan: what was your relationship with your parents like? Shane: Well lucifer raised me and we got along great...

[@nicolah.6454]

I haven't seen the ep, but I fully expect Shane to just reply to questions normally like he's on a Late Night Talk Show, while Ryan gets the heebie-geebies. Edit: The Ghoul Boys being cute at the end.

[@Hero_DZN]

and that was exactly what happened ahsha

[@Alex-vo5bm]

Very accurate..

[@TheGoose03]

Shane is so used to haunted places, he doesn’t even flinch when he goes through haunted houses

[@i_eat_sand_]

Love your profile picture!!

[@lenoster7939]

13:17 is true friendship goals

[@jlo5778]

I need a man like Shane in my life, never ever seen anyone much calmer than him :o Imagine after having a bad day and come home to this man, quite soothing :D The bonus is his sense of humour too lol

[@Emilae1985]

I know. My husband loses his shit at the drop of a hat. No wonder I look at these videos and I'm like, "Can I trade him in for a model like Shane?"

[@moonjunimo]

agree, where can I find someone like him

[@Irene-ph5cm]

Ryan and Shane just casually discussing Shane's relationship with his brother while they're strolling through fake bloody hands and chains is what I didn't know I needed during quarantine

[@coolcatcami]

“My ghoulfriend on Buzzfeed Unsolved!” 0:23 “As the charming Professor on Puppet History.” 0:31 “You truly are a jackass.” “Thank you.” “I love you.” “I love you too.” 13:11 My heart 😭😭❤️

[@alwerako647]

They went from "No, we really are friends" to "Me and Ryan aren't actually friends" and back to "I love you man" And I think that's beautiful

[@MiguelLopez-cm9cb]

The Shane being a demon theory is really funny, just imagine a powerful demon enters our world and then goes to work for buzzfeed

[@sappho5824]

People: *tryna scare shane* Shane: Why, hello! :D

[@daisiavu2828]

This just furthers the evidence that Shane is a demon.

[@papl20]

I want to like your comment but you're on a perfect 666 likes... i can't do it

[@8circlesofhell]

you're all talking about how Shane ignores the jump scares when he really doesn't! He said hello or a variation thereof to most of them!!

[@para-yw9dn]

okay but he doesnt yell or jump lol.. he has to continue the convo

[@madli96]

one time shane walked into my store at disneyland that I was working in by myself and I remember thinking "wow this guy has a really calming aura about him". i know nothing about auras but I could feel it lmao

[@szeyingong7379]

Maddie Claire did you not recognise him then or??

[@madli96]

@@szeyingong7379 I didn't realize it was him until he was walking out and I really looked at him lol

[@szeyingong7379]

Maddie Claire oh no😂😂

[@amoss1383]

Does anyone else think Ryan seemed less scared going with Shane than in his other Spooky Small Talk episodes? Also, they love each other! Awww!

[@dakryptkeepa6968]

Shane's utter lack of reaction is even funnier than most peoples extreme reactions