Will Trump Make Being a Woman Illegal?

[@HC45701]

This is ELITE level trolling.

[@powerofme7144]

MAGAT: Make America Great at Trolling

[@rigelb9025]

The Trolls have descended from those mountaintops on-high.

[@LiminalLion]

His comedy exposes how many people are gullible, but also how many people are so pure. They put up with him so kindly sometimes.😂😂

[@foiaarchive]

man is a savage! 👏

[@rigelb9025]

@@LiminalLion If this is supposed to be a purity test, I don't suspect he'd pass it.

[@sgttomas]

"do you want to apologize?" "no because i voted for her" "well we're looking for some people from your group to be held accountable" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@boop5725]

The husband laughing got me

[@centerfield6339]

So fast. He's so quick.

[@pnwrx1562]

L m A o

[@DeffoZappo]

Literally verbatim what the propaganda disguised as mainstream media is saying to people 😅

[@golfnz34me]

The look on her face when things got turned around on her was priceless!

[@confaffalator]

Suddenly EVERYONE can define what a woman is...

[@BreenBreen710]

A woman is something that you will never touch 😅

[@Professor__S]

Woman's logic: If it benefits me then all good. If it's anything negative towards me then no. Morals and ethics are flexible 😆

[@TheClintonio]

If anything I hope this means we've moved past that insanity.

[@luc8254]

@@TheClintonio Now, how are you going to separate the liars?

[@CaptainTodger69]

@@TheClintonio going off the reactions from people on the left, I doubt it

[@veekay3158]

"I've made this person uncomfortable enough." said Ryan Long, never.

[@vg7735]

It is funny when the person is so strange that Ryan ends up uncomfortable 😀

[@testermonkey2304]

he gave up on the dude with the beard and buttons

[@shubashuba9209]

The openly public backlash against minorities that voted for Trump will have horrible ramifications for the Democrats for years to come. The women at The View are already producing the best content for Republicans to use in the midterms.

[@randalthor2859]

The Left has been proving that they have a *LOT* of preconceived notions about people, white and non white. And virtually all of them are terrible takes, that a 6 year old could debunk by asking "why?"

[@reddune6185]

Don’t interrupt your adversary when they are making a mistake..

[@kylescallion9790]

I have CBS is making a conservative version for cable tv, for whos left.

[@jesshorsefire6526]

Not to mention Joy Reid

[@jns08d]

I had a white girl that I've been friends with for dam near 8 years call me a fucking moron for voting for Trump and asked if I didn't know what he was "going to do to black people" - I asked her what's he going to do, she unfollowed me lol I'm convinced that all the hate comes from the left, and I'm not even a huge political guy - just be able to defend your position without insults and calling me racist lmao

[@timosnieder4637]

"RFK is gonna make it illegal to be fat" hahaha.

[@TheAngleGrinder07]

3 or 4 bills 😂

[@Austin-sv6io]

RFK is fat lmao

[@2010hyundaielantra]

That would be a good idea ngl

[@Same-l3d]

Of course she was upset about the way words make people feel bs the truth.

[@BimqyMalmsteen]

I love RFK but if that's the case then I'm FUCKED lol

[@supertrouperJC02]

Bro asking casual civilians about adrenachrome is wild.

[@rigelb9025]

What's the truth about it?

[@supertrouperJC02]

@@rigelb9025 I'm not sure youtube will let me comment on it, but I can try. If it gets deleted you might have to look it up.

[@supertrouperJC02]

It's basically the blood of children taken moments after a stressful death. There are theories that celebrities actually ingest this and it keeps them younger. I thought it was too crazy to be true at first, but there are people in the know that swear it's real. Mel Gibson said once that 'hollywood is built on the blood of innocent children", but didn't elaborate.

[@josephcounts3679]

@@rigelb9025 lol I tried with my other account, it got blocked immediately. You'll have to look it up, youtube won't me to comment on it. It's a conspiracy, but many people swear that it's real. Maybe what I can say is that if this substance exists (which I think it might), consumption of it is absolutely despicable.

[@J4sse]

@@rigelb9025 It's dark.

[@TwinCityShredder]

Ryan's ability to start the conversation off normal, then move to cringe, then onto painful, then wrap it up with a faulty handshake/fist bump, is so entertaining.

[@LionsMayRoar]

I am always in awe of how he never breaks. He seems so sincere in those conversations. It's wild.

[@toddpacker1015]

The Weave

[@justinschexnayder8485]

The tonality is key

[@ethanolsampsonite7407]

​@@justinschexnayder8485All about presentation

[@BecketTheHymnist]

"That should be between you and your deep state handler." INSTANT SUB

[@djrenault]

unreal line

[@MeowNSheeit]

"I dont think she had enough time" 😂 She had 4 years to prove her worth.. 🤦‍♂️

[@Exxeron-ob3tv]

The more time people had to get to know her the harder she tanked.

[@JazmynnJones]

She couldn’t make it through the vote for democrat primary last time. I don’t think she would’ve this time if they had almost ANYONE else to chose from. Weirdest nomination I’ve ever seen. No one voted her in, she just kinda got wedged in there somehow. She wasn’t popular before her 4 year term as vp and she didn’t get any more popular during.

[@UltraAbyss012]

Idk how this guy can keep a straight face through anything lmao

[@rigelb9025]

D'you think he isn't straight?

[@theguydudety]

Lol

[@theguydudety]

​@rthays hilarious lol igelb9025

[@RichardKing-sx6xc]

I know... 😂😆😅🤣

[@rigelb9025]

He did after all spend a lot of time talking about dildo's, male stripper's D!¢Ks, & showed a marked interest in covering another man's §3X life.

[@ArnulfoMoreno]

Can't even give a woman an office present anymore. Sad.

[@goodnerarts1206]

I thought if you kept a gift under $40, it was OK. Plus he made it himself, so it had a personal touch. 😮‍💨

[@tylermarkham3411]

What is this world coming to?! 😂

[@rfe8nn2]

Dildoes make a great present for friends and co-workers lmao. Just don't tell the Wife or Girlfriend!!!

[@juanpaz5124]

FUCKING LIBRULZ

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

@@goodnerarts1206 It was such a big gesture, too. And he had a real hands-on approach. Sad.

[@XxDaTkIdFromBtOwNxX]

“He got banned from planned parenthood” 😂😂😂😂

[@DgardsGaming]

well great way to pick up chicks and not be concerned about paying child support. XD LOL

[@atlucas1]

That whole exchange was killing me

[@grinningchicken]

Ridiculous. Try to do something nice and look what happens. Maybe Trump can pardon him. 😂

[@Basicsense385]

That blond girl was enjoying the interview way too much!!😂

[@shantzyness]

Aww I think she liked him 😆

[@SpinSurgery]

Dude with the cap n glasses GETS IT IN.

[@jcmick8430]

Oddward awkwardberg

[@juneelle370]

@@jcmick8430he seemed sweet and sincere ❤️ glad he has a girl who can appreciate that

[@j-schnab6338]

He slays on the nightly.

[@miketeabag6501]

"Everything you're saying is outrageous" 😂😂😂

[@goddello1]

She wasn't wrong 😅😅

[@Deno2100]

that chick was a keeper, super chill but with boundaries

[@keiranbradley3238]

I think the penny dropped after she said that?. But a keeper for sure, thicc like molasses.

[@theathlete771]

@@Deno2100 The “big people” one? Dude...

[@smutleybutcher]

He interviewed quite a few hotties. One or two of them looked like they were into him too.

[@illuminahde]

Project 2025 clearly states that all women cannot wear hoop earrings without a man there

[@josiahwyncott7519]

Don't forget the loophole; if she puts a cork in the hoop she can be out without an escort

[@gwynedd1]

It also specifies that a man does not have to be present if they are wearing wrist and ankle hoops.

[@reinhart9639]

it says too that anal is commitment

[@Rid-iculo-us]

@@gwynedd1 and that is WRONG!!!

[@gwynedd1]

@@Rid-iculo-us I forgot the leather neck hoop?

[@pigglypoof]

If only kamala would have told us what class she was raised in, that would have secured her victory

[@daltonbrasier5491]

I exclusively vote for middle class people.

[@Selrisitai]

@@daltonbrasier5491 Dang, Kamala really missed the train on your vote!

[@daltonbrasier5491]

She just didn't have enough time.

[@ChimneyJuice]

Or even suggested we could be unburdened by what has been or something along those lines?

[@asandax6]

She only had 32 days left which isn't enough time to tell people.

[@crazycjk]

0:20 "what are you guys doing?" I miss the days of "Oh we're here with VICE media" 😂😂

[@paprikapringless9526]

"Funny thing is I'm a neurologist and I ended up having a stroke.. but anyways" outta nowhere LMAO

[@kraff2988]

“Oh yeah… that’s hilarious” was the perfect response lol, I was only looking through the comments to see if anyone else commented about that

[@CptCoitus]

I saw a van from Trump's "Female Containment Department" driving through my neighborhood looking for any woman daring to walk around in public

[@Heavyisthecrown]

They just got my friend at 3am

[@vanderful2397]

Lemme guess, it wasn't even an American car

[@robertsteele474]

@@vanderful2397 I saw it too. It was a Russian Gaz.😱😉

[@ZunarXJ59]

Nuthin but 🤣🤣🤣

[@izzy031096]

I’m looking for work and have truck driving experience. Any idea where I can apply?

[@David_1789]

Asking her to take responsibility for her group was hilarious. Humor is the pathway to highlighting flawed thinking

[@brobeans717]

Ryan's salivating over the thought of how many bits he can squeeze out of the next four years

[@rigelb9025]

Sounds like a Pavlovian reflex.

[@BuckScrotumn]

“We didn’t weigh her everyday she had strict instructions not to do that.”

[@phuse99]

"Ron Paul put out a banger back in the day though" He just totally went with it haha

[@doyourhomeworkthenrave]

I need the stoicism of that guy that just kept saying yes

[@coltononline]

Definitely big unit energy radiating from bro.

[@swatkabombonica4103]

😂that guy was amazing

[@Macéadrom]

lol bro answered the same question for 2 minutes

[@Cameron-g8n]

I think he's just acoustic

[@nahkaboltsi6315]

idk but that was so awkward😆

[@sirbrewzalot]

Woman do be shopping though...

[@tann_man]

80% of all discretionary spending. Less than 40% of hours worked or income earned to pay for it.

[@Selrisitai]

@@tann_man Men are happy to pay as long as she's giving returns. :)

[@Paragonoflaziness]

@@Selrisitai and old fashion every other day and she can have my credit card anytime ❤

[@seeharvester]

Nutty Professor

[@noorzanayasmin7806]

@@tann_man If women stopped shopping our consumerism American Economy will collapse in day 1 lol

[@dontpanic716]

Ryan is always so quick on his feet with these interviews.

[@fake28rss]

you know these videos are all edited ?

[@Mistral434]

Ryan is the GOAT of improv.

[@barongerhardt]

@@fake28rss Less edited than a CNN interview

[@Misterthirtysix]

@@fake28rss yeah but his responses to people's comments are still very witty -- the editing doesn't change that.

[@allsloppynojoe4011]

​@@fake28rss all videos are edited dummy

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

“I can put on a security shirt and tell her there’s a three minimum” 😂😂

[@Brett_Aint_Dead]

"Women go shopping when the government spends " got em .

[@marcbachman3303]

"we didn't weigh her every day" I'm dead

[@abtwopoint0]

RIP

[@Riley42-03]

😂😂😂😂

[@Danno5894]

😂😂

[@iamplay797]

😂

[@root_6705]

Ryan back to doing REAL journalism for vice. Just what the world needs.

[@Whitesquall123]

8:30 deliberately mixing up Ron Paul and Sean Paul is amazing.

[@michaelanthony4750]

I get it now lol. Was wondering what he was talking about.

[@Whitesquall123]

@michaelanthony4750 Jordi and Rebecca!

[@jacobjaramillo3192]

If ron paul wanted anyone to take him seriously he should’ve been sean paul, what an amateur smh.

[@bonnienedza55]

😂😅😂

[@Whitesquall123]

@@jacobjaramillo3192 I always thought Sean Paul was the Ron Paul of hip hop.

[@clemfandango619]

Guy with the white cap was like Kip from 'Napoleon Dynamite'.

[@candiceerorita9505]

I'd give anything to be street-interviewed by Ryan Long!!! 😂😂😂

[@anomilumiimulimona2924]

Yea me too, i dont think he would know what to do!!😅😅😅

[@LRBB-cj8fm]

Even your life?

[@jimunderwood77]

Project 2025 is going to change the national anthem to YMCA

[@JamesScrote]

Why does he always dance like he's jerking off two dudes

[@LG-tw5vm]

There is no project 2025. We've been following the 2030 agenda for the last 2 decades.

[@merkretro629]

I heard project 2025 is going to make the mcrib happen year round.

[@ac833]

Project 2025 will bring back TGIF on ABC

[@gendaminoru3195]

AEI created 2025 with the Lincoln Project - nothing to do with Trump other than they hated him and tried to scare you - seems to have worked

[@nefariouspersephone9447]

The aussie girl i think knows it was a joke but she was good at conversing lol

[@Wohlfe]

Aussies are top tier at banter

[@asawarai]

Seemed like she was into Ryan a little bit lol

[@boejiden1065]

⁠she was into him a tiny bit lol such a gay comment

[@Sweet_T4u]

@@asawaraiwas looking for this comment lol

[@10thletter40]

Why does everyone say that when Ryans talking to any person? ​@@asawarai

[@Shuxy]

I think the interviewees are so nervous that they miss most of the crazy shit Ryan says 😂😂😂

[@reventon_4442]

It's the camera effect, they don't wanna laugh at something that is serious since they're being recorded, and Ryan never laughs so they just 2nd guess themselves thinking they didn't hear right and it's a serious question

[@denisl2760]

@@reventon_4442 yeah and most people when on camera forget what 2+2 is, alot people get nervous in situations like that

[@WardenWyrd]

The guitar music when he starts the "Todd" story 😂

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

The fact that they can't even recognize comedy is very telling.

[@Nowhy]

Many people don't get comedy if there is irony involved...

[@Nowhy]

Besides some not getting humor at all...

[@cookiecracker2]

The left ruined comedy by making it offensive.

[@stevenscott2136]

This isn't all that funny. I've seen this same guy be FAR funnier with prepared material, but this interview format clearly isn't his strong area.

[@Muricanwerewolf]

@@stevenscott2136 I think some of his funniest work is the man on the street stuff.

[@RachelRichards]

How will I explain to my 4 year old daughter that she can't get an abortion? She would be completely devastated. Look what you Trumpets did!!! How dare you.

[@ezmatt]

Trumpets LOL

[@raimundotorres44]

Tea and trumpets for all Cavendish, ta ta.

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

I know, right? This is especially the most important thing on your prepubescent daughter’s mind right now. But yeah. Abortion is satanic baby murder.

[@pistonburner6448]

I was looking forward to transitioning my 3 year old son, taking her to trans story time, then after what happens there has happened getting her an abortion and therapy. I could barely wait to tell my friends about it all! But now it's all not going to happen...

[@DrDeuteron]

she's just got to not put out until 2028. [omg, imma go rinse my mouth out with soap]

[@chrisc7265]

The girl taking off her jacket for clicks 😂😂😂

[@andren8788]

Freaking hilarious 😅😅😂😂

[@roseredremix]

the fact she still had on a sweater and a scarf was the best

[@snarevox]

saying a neurologist having a stroke is hilarious to a neurologist who had a stroke is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trublgrl]

_"Everything you're saying is outrageous."_ Found the title for the next special. Nice.

[@maxwellsilver3115]

Oh wow, i remember you from somewhere. You're the conservative trans chick, right? Small world.

[@trublgrl]

@@maxwellsilver3115 There's more than one conservative trans chick! But yes. Thanks. I remember your name from The Beatles. ♥

[@stevehaney344]

Even Trump isn't this based.

[@BostilCensurado]

People forget he could had Hillary in jail and didnt allow it, the guy is too soft

[@BloodyCanadian]

​@@BostilCensuradoNo that's not his job. He leaves law enforcement up to law enforcement. I'm sure if they presented him with a case saying hey look at all this evidence we have he's not going to stop them from going after Hillary. But the president doesn't direct law enforcement. There's a lot more things he has to deal with. Besides that you don't want a president doing that.

[@10jonapi]

@@BostilCensurado He will show no more mercy. Not after the lawfare.

[@10jonapi]

@@BloodyCanadian trump mentioned in a rally recently that he stopped prosecution of Hillary because he wanted unity. The dems did not give him the same courtesy.

[@-Doomer-]

Trumps based in Israel

[@theheavyartillery]

"I went to a strip club and it was all guys" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterkarr5618]

Next level

[@THEMarcusAurelius1]

And dropping $500 while wondering when the women would show up!!

[@BekahC90]

the lady saying she doesn't understand showing more skin... sounds like she didn't vote for Harris lol

[@birdieboy02]

leave it to a woman to gatekeep kamala from getting more votes

[@overcomingobstaclescreates1695]

She did say Harris was an empty vessel, so I have hope.

[@BoringLife-iv9lo]

But after talking to Ryan she might change her mind 😂

[@birdieboy02]

to quote a wise man, “kamala’s ideology is not very breast-like”

[@jny8498]

This is the level of trolling I'd like to achieve

[@CitrisJones]

"Some people say they should ban adrenochrome; a lot of politicians are on it"

[@Daredevil688-u3h]

This girl was hitting on him fr

[@zZ-bu7lp]

yeah.. i was just going to type that.. that indian chick was totally into RYAN lol

[@rucker69]

if it's who I'm thinking about, yeah I picked up on that immediately

[@Daredevil688-u3h]

​@@zZ-bu7lpikr

[@Mogadypopz]

​@sdb8478 maybe the asian one at the end? 10:10 Honestly most of them look confused or deer in headlights, not lovey dovey

[@Commie_Crucifier]

who?

[@mattschrader5047]

"Maybe the other girls are jealous they didn't get one? No it wasn't that" Did an actual spit take on that one

[@EnduroTainment]

Dude I could watch this all day! “I didn’t know there was a dildo minister”

[@clydefrog203]

Sinister Minister

[@Jeffjefferson3211]

Yeah some people call him the sinister minister so you probably didn’t know

[@DJShaferScott]

Gay strip club bit was hilarious 500$ deep and im like what is this??!!

[@Redsoxman9991]

Please do more of these street interviews this killed me. I could watch for hours.

[@justman239]

Ron Paul, known for the hit songs: "Gimmie the Light" and "Deport Dem"

[@911WASanINSIDEjob420]

top kek

[@vanessaroper3028]

😂😂😂

[@junkerjorg2]

Sean Paul is gonna rock as treasury secretary

[@Madchris8828]

Wtf 😂

[@DrDeuteron]

make it rain: US Dept of Treasury to only print one dollar bills from now on.

[@UrRIVAL]

We Be Burnin’ through that tax money.

[@gitsurfer27]

SEANAPAUL! We're gonna be hearing a lot of that.

[@mrhentrich]

That poor dude in the hat and suit lol

[@CutitOutE]

Wdym? He smashin'.

[@MrMandude365]

He’s my hero

[@Handsomebwonderful1984]

Dude was a bonafide cooz hound

[@leestrz4153]

He was great. If he was lying about smashin before with this exposure he will get more action than he can handle 😂

[@kur1tan]

May God help him if his coworkers see this.

[@maryelizabeth2751]

Ryan, you’re the gift that keeps on giving!

[@RyanToolbox]

"Keep Walking, you got the wrong dude". LOL

[@JUGGERNAUT____]

The funny part about the whole handmaid's tale nonsense is the xxxl sized hmt cosplay outfits are suddenly sold out on Amazon 😂😂😂

[@jasono2139]

They sold smaller sizes? 🤔 I thought they started at XXXL and just went up to 8X from there.

[@dihexa7256]

I bet they’ve got lots of stock left in the smaller sizes lol

"Everything you're saying is outrageous", perfect win for Ryan

[@lapoudrerouge7671]

Best trolling I've seen for a while. You got a new subscriber.

[@WinkLinkletter]

Now check out his and Danny Polishchuck's 'Boyscast' podcast, and Danny's latest hilarious AI political parodies.

[@johne8941]

@@WinkLinklettermy favorite Canadians hands down 😊

[@StudentOfLife.-ot6um]

6:30 I fee like you're taking advantage of my baby brother, that's enough bro 😂

[@tango976]

"Everything you're saying is outrageous" is the best compliment you can get

[@beckoningpoppy4526]

4:10 "if you make something illegal it gets worse becomes more of a problem" wonder if she thinks guns should be illegal

[@stevenscott2136]

She sounded Australian -- I know an Australian who says most of them are pro-gun, but the anti-gun minority has all the political clout.

[@nablamakabama488]

😂 The Americaness of this conversation. You’re pro-gun or anti-gun. Either anyone can openly carry any gun everywhere or guns are fully illegal no matter what. There’s no third alternative.

[@randalthor2859]

​@@nablamakabama488We call this a strawman. And you didn't even defeat it. 0/10

[@dirkvanvelden8378]

Think she's a Trumper

[@bugmanopposer6969]

​@@nablamakabama488 correct

[@Johnconnor.skynet]

I love how it's uncomfortable but not cringe

[@GenuineLhachwen]

I love the straight-faced delivery. Every. Single. Time. lol

[@Duranous.]

The woman in the puffy white jacket definitely knew she was being trolled but I think she was a good sport, lol.

[@lukepiotr]

How does he keep a straight face when asking these questions? LOL

[@thegnosticalien]

Lmao the way he talked to the girl about adrenochrome 😂 im dyin

[@Yetination]

Is this Ryan’s magnum opus?!

[@thems_the_brakes]

No because his interview with the Jewish lawyer about pubes will never be beat

[@inthefade]

Perfection.

[@orbetymo]

Good question. I think this is the first of years of Magnus opi

[@acmhfmggru]

Micro magnum

[@00carl46]

Trump trial was perfection

[@ChrizzeeB]

Love when he finds the guy that he has the extended chat with and it never ends. 6:00 is just gold

[@haroldjohn2273]

"Ever wore those when u doing the deed" had me ded lmao💀

[@margaritaandthemasters]

"Weird QUEST-ion."

[@SuperUnemployable]

That dude definitely has a real doll

[@samipersun9995]

Damn, man, you are a national treasure! Thank you for not making people you're interviewing look stupid and ridiculous, they all look nice and wholesome, and the only thing that makes me laugh is your stellar jokes. Keep up the good work, king!

[@juneelle370]

Yes, it’s best for jokes to be in good nature/Spirit 💜

[@exzisd]

dude these street videos are just raw comedy gold, there’s something about the man on the street format that always feels relevant. When you said if the guys want to get naked or whatever they can do it in the alleyway beside the club I just lost it. 😂

[@benj1b]

"Why should i have to change?" Exactly Ryan... exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@Thane1904]

He delivered it so well, dude is so talented

[@MatthewCoast]

This is stuff where Ryan is at his best

[@garywinchester2531]

Ron Paul made some bangers back in the day 😂

[@publius9350]

Back in the day? He should be our drug czar now.

[@daltonbrasier5491]

End the FED was my favorite track.

[@michaelrogers7386]

​@@daltonbrasier5491 my favourite was "Breathe, with blue Cantrell ft George Floyd"

[@MrMSandin]

Ron da Paul

[@rigelb9025]

@@MrMSandin He gottta got da riiiite tempretcha ta shelta you from da stoooorm

[@Jojo_D_Northstar]

“If they’re junior to you” Women love when the dynamics are in their favour and call it insecure when men complain but when its man who has the upper-hand its considered controlling.

[@willh4340]

The Handmaid's Tale girl was great! She just took it in stride! She must be a Ryan fan lmao

[@Michael-bc3es]

"You probably got a massive hammer" 🤣

[@daltonbrasier5491]

He knows his audience

[@anomilumiimulimona2924]

Dr, to getting brain!!😅

[@Pharphette]

40% is brutal lol

[@Heavyisthecrown]

Seriously 😂 wtf

[@cactaceous]

Can’t help people that don’t want to help themselves. Simps be simping.

[@Midtierman]

Damn, buying a handmaiden tale outfit is a good idea. Definitely gonna troll my female family members with this.

[@brunetteXer]

I'll take the teal wife's outfit thank you!

[@jcmick8430]

Thanksgiving gonna be awkward this year

[@garfd2]

Casually conflating Ron Paul with Sean Paul is WILD! 😂😂

[@FifthBoy]

"It wasn't that, I'm on probation". BWAHAHAHA!

[@davidgoulding1386]

I put this on the Bluetooth speaker while I'm showering. Laughed my ass off so hard then I went upstairs and apparently the wife was half laughing at what she heard from the speaker but mainly laughed at how stupid I sounded crackling downstairs lmao Love it!

[@lemonstealinghorse]

But which one of you had the dildo?

[@nathanburgett1599]

How could he even do that? Noone knows what a wuman is even.

[@WanderingExistence]

Cant make it illegal if you can't define it 😅

[@psyck]

⁠@@WanderingExistencesure someone could. Look at weapon bans. They can’t define what an “assault weapon” is but they continually make laws for something they can’t define.

[@BilisiFunfun]

@@psyck Apparently an "aSsAuLt WeApOn" is a gun without a thumbhole stock, at least according to all the non-assault rifles that were made in the 90s.

[@psyck]

@ yeah… but to those that make laws without defining what the subject is say “an aSsAuLt WeApOn is a weapon that can kill many people quickly”. That’s the point. They can’t define it so they come up with terms and definitions that can umbrella so many things. A car can be an “assault weapon”.

[@orirune3079]

I also didn't know what a wuman is

[@MediaBuster]

"Ron Paul singing in the new administration" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Archimedes1988]

Ryan Long finally put in his place with “Everything you’re saying is outrageous.”

[@MeanBeanComedy]

I'm literally in pain. I had to fast forward. I sent it to everyone.

[@adamt5622]

"I just don't think it's crazy to buy someone you work with, a present" Thanks, I now have coffee in my nose and on my keyboard. Not a good look 😂

[@rustybeltway2373]

Ryan got everyone a work present. All over North America, office keyboards ruined.

[@adamt5622]

​@@rustybeltway2373 Not just North America, it got me here in muddy Gloucestershire, UK 😂

[@LamiNalchor]

So many people actually believe the myth about the 'Handmaid's Tale'. This is absolutely sad to see.

[@techromancerzero2709]

As a Canadian, I apologize for Margaret Atwood, who wrote the silly book in the first place.

[@theatheistbear3117]

@@techromancerzero2709We thank you for the apology.

[@LamiNalchor]

@@techromancerzero2709 It might be a fascinating book, as long as you take it as fiction.

[@theatheistbear3117]

@@LamiNalchor The problem is that it’s not even accurate to how the patriarchy would be like. They’d treat women as precious and protect them.

[@Tential1]

9:00 "show more skin" has a sweater covering up even more 😂😂the

[@birdieboy02]

you should do a sketch like “conservative dads for 4B”

[@aerialpunk]

Im really amazed at how long that guy was willing to awkwardly talk about his sex lite lol

[@AkiraFelix-k2l]

8:51 Aw, this girl was melting for Ryan. Not cool, Ryan. She probably thought about their whole lives together.

[@smutleybutcher]

He was covertly crushing for side-chicks under the guise of a mock-interview. Elite game.

[@nwgverified]

Well with control of the senate, the supreme court, and the house, he better get sh*t done.

[@josephsmith2417]

RINOs are getting to work already. Trying to make a never-Trumper the senate majority leader via a secret ballot. One of them is Suzanne Bellsnyder, she is having a Twitter meltdown, she is trying to tweet her way through it though. She had this “tough guy” attitude yesterday about how she would never lock her comments, then started crying about mean messages and locked her comments and mass blocked anyone who disagrees with her.

[@WeighedWilson]

Need a super majority to overcome the filibuster or pass amendments if my memory is correct.

[@Paragonoflaziness]

Alot of people are in for a rude awakening, regardless of party affiliation Politicians gonna politicians we gone find out real quick what the name "Do nothing republicans"

[@sethoselken9562]

They might get some economic wins but I suspect the Jesuit P2025 imperatives will be carried out. It'll start with supreme court precedent rejoining church and state on seemingly innocent things like displaying the ten commandments in public spaces. It'll then move to Sunday observance legislation. Only saying this so you remember when it happens that Walter Veith was correct

[@person2852]

@Paragonoflaziness This time is different though, the Republican party is not the same as in 2012, and Trump has a lot more support and experience than 2016

[@freedomlibertytruth]

This taking photo thing really hits home. I was in Manila with my girl and she had a big smile in front of some super huge and old painting of like a 1700s war scene and I was like what the hell am I doing I was like “do women even care about the art here or do they just want people to know they were there. So she was pissed that I decided not to take pictures and enjoy the art. Then some other guy tried to slide in a simp and offer to take pictures of her. Total simp move, that guy is the guy who pretends to be a feminist to get snizz, scum of the earth

[@mrshmuga9]

The kicker isn’t even just the photos, it’s “take photos of ME”. You’re the boyfriend and she doesn’t even want you in the photo, either as a selfie or asking a stranger to take it for you. You’re just the photographer being dragged around.

[@freedomlibertytruth]

@ then after I get back from whatever thing that I diddnt really want to go to, she needs the pictures sent to her or she is going to get pouty. But to be fair, I diddnt want to go to that museum and she got me there and I enjoyed it, after I boycotted the photos it was quite interesting. I was like “do you not even care about all of this rich culture, like I’m reading about an artist who was executed because he wouldn’t compromise his artistic integrity and all u care about is being able to flex to your friends that you were here” and I actually don’t mind taking a few pictures but I like getting ones where she isn’t paying attention and it isn’t contrived. I don’t know, something about taking a huge grinning picture in front of a bloody war mural was so distasteful.

[@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986]

Everything about women can be explained by solipsism. Why do you think the most famous female artist of all time Frieda Karhlo was known for just painting portraits of herself constantly?

[@Brian_S_O_Tuireann]

@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Solipsism is not the equivalent of narcissism.

[@matts-so6ql]

@@freedomlibertytruth A photo taken by request is fake, it’s all forced. The best photos are just capturing people unaware, people just being people.

[@Soniti1324]

Neurologist at the end's stroke was a COVID vax injury.

[@heyred1368]

Social anxiety is scared of this man

[@againstthedyingofthelight]

A bit of chemistry between Ryan and the blond lady?

[@XZ-III]

Everyone kept saying this for every woman he interviewed so i dont think so lol. I doubt mamy know what "chemistry" looks like anymore.because if its just simply talking to a woman no wonder theres a loneliness epidemic

[@againstthedyingofthelight]

@ well I am a woman lol And I definitely got a vibe of him being into her. I could be way off.

[@AA-ed6ek]

@@XZ-III People call everything chemistry and flirting these days.

[@DrDeuteron]

it do think he got it in on the deed, wearing the hoodie.

[@upshifter5316]

7:07 you guys talking about this lady right now?? Ya I totally agree she was thirsty for sure