S.T.A.L.K.E.R in a nutshell

[@LifeofBoris]

But where is the soup?

[@Narvaljodchik]

CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

[@ivancheekibreeki3979]

HI!

[@M_Alistair]

issoupready?

[@ivancheekibreeki3979]

Ready

[@bandit9667]

Life of Boris soup not ready yet blin.

[@stevesabba2379]

fallout: you are over encumbered. you now move 25% slower S.T.A.L.K.E.R: YOU PICK UP THIS FACKING BREAD CRUMB YOU NOW STATUE

[@nmpfinesse]

this comment made me die of laughter so underrated

[@taboret3280]

Good one

[@SnakeStar55]

Overview: -Plays with crosshairs on. -Uses scopes instead of iron sights. -Doesn't use the knife against pseudogiants. -Didn't show himself consuming 12 Cossack Vodkas. 3/10, would never Cheeki with this Breeki again.

[@yellowev0v]

f6 and f7 intensifies

[@yellowev0v]

[DANGER] f6 and f7 in shadow of chernobyl

[@lukkkasz323]

You can change it I have it on F1 and F4

[@SolaceGreer]

F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7 F7... And you wonder why developers removed that feature...

[@alphaotakux]

f5 f6 master race

[@ДмитрийИванов-ь5ш9ы]

BANDIT А ну чики брики и в дамке!

[@Astralek]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R in a nutshell: 1. Progress through the story by about an hour. 2. Run out of Medkits 3. Die and find out your last save is an hour back. 4. Quit the game. 5. Open the game again the next day. 6. Repeat.

[@justzack641]

Astralek Funny, because when I play the game, I often have trouble keeping track of how many medkits I have, not how many I used

[@TerriorR.]

I just literally lost 5 hours because i quicksaved when i had low hp and bleeding lmao

[@squeaky1963]

i have 54 medkits i just can't stop buying them from runningoutofmedkits ptsd because of op comment

[@michaelclark5237]

I'm new to stalker. So yes.

[@artsyrache]

I made an entire system for saving having 3 main saves for down time, 3 combat saves for in dangerous areas and quick saving every 10 milliseconds because I am deathly afraid of this happening

[@bobbrown7]

YOU KILLED THAT SNORK WITH A KNIFE, MARKED? I GIVE U FOR THIS BANDAGE x1, BREAD x2

[@odinlindeberg4624]

When I first met them, I made it a habit to equip the knife, wait for them to leap and dodge, and then stab them.

[@UC_Drift]

odin lindeberg I did that too on my first playthrough. I lost my rhythm after that, so now I have to shoot them like a casual.

[@Paskiewicz1985]

LOL

[@KingHalbatorix]

One time I wasted 6 mags from a vintar to kill one snork

[@IvanStalkerson]

You see stalker, to kill the snork efficiently, you have to understand the snork. Know the snork. Feel the snork. Become the snork. Get your knife, AND LEAP AT THAT CYKA LIKE A MAN.

[@CounterStrikefan1858]

3:34 I have no idea why, but I have this habit of also using a pistol to execute wounded enemies.

[@gabrielmikek5091]

People be executing enemies with a pistol while im doing it with a knife...

[@KingHalbatorix]

KaZ you ever use a grenade you found on one of his buddies' corpses? I do that too often

[@ImHeadshotSniper]

KaZ i did it to not waste a better round but i guess i didn't even think of the knife lol

[@kouka7221]

It's more cinematic

[@SlickTwigDotWAVfile]

You see Ivan, if you use knife like me, you never will run out of boolet.

[@OluapPlayer]

Such is life in the Zone

[@insfree]

OluapPlayer your avatar just made me want to watch the anime again...

[@insfree]

Yup... Great anime... Reminds me a bit about myself

[@Murlokck]

OluapPlayer noooohohohoooo when is the season 2 coming jesus christ >.< y u du dis

[@MrBrunswick]

+OluapPlayer This is painfully true lol

[@Obliverated]

Nice weenie quote

[@jarema9999]

2:24 Every fucking time. Those stairs are shitty as fuck

[@HyperkalemiaSineWave]

La Peste YES! That area always gets me.

[@daytonasixty-eight1354]

It is accurate. The stairs in soviet russia were pretty shit

[@whafflee_]

The ammo conservation for that lab X16 mission was a pain in the ass

[@SJDSH777]

Where are the campfires that STALKERS go to die ? Thats where I always find Wolf it seems he can never outwit the campfire lol.

[@The_Blog]

+SJDSH777 He actually survived on my current playthrough. Made it save from Cordon to the Warehouse and is currently sitting near that hellpit of a fire.

[@SJDSH777]

nice

[@daytonasixty-eight1354]

I made friends with a lot of STALKERs by giving them medkits after this. Made a lot of loot too.

[@ulugbeglu]

@@The_Blog if u play with zone reclamation project I think that fixes it

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

When I fought the Monlith guys for the first time, the RPG trooper shot the FLOOR.

[@serbianslav5494]

Maybe he was a former member of the H.E.C.U. from Half-Life.

[@kirillmarine5157]

No Cheeki No breeki Dislike

[@iv9545]

There was no cheeki breeki in Call of Pripyat

[@GeorgeTsiros]

this isn't CoP, it's the first one, Shadow of Chernobyl :) (But yeah, no cheeky brickeys in CoP :P )

[@heavykyio]

excuse me but of course there fucking was

[@GeorgeTsiros]

heavykyio you sure? been a while since i played CoP and might have forgotten

[@heavykyio]

George Tsiros Yeah just finished like 3 weeks ago and there's still cheeki breeki my friend.

[@insurgentdude]

Bootyful

[@vegetable2528]

insurgentdude get out of here stalker

[@vegetable2528]

Alex Hawk ОРУЖИЕ УБРАЛ!!!

[@youkingrock1337]

I have about 20 subs dude. Isn't that cool? papali papali suki

[@vegetable2528]

amon guy АААААЙЙЙЙЙЙЙЙ МЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ

[@iminsideyourwalls9432]

*Blyatyful

[@Pliskin2894]

0:16 wasn't expecting that, laughed so damn hard

[@ITSCROSSX]

Your comment is 3 years old but yes it got me there so bad too 😂

[@Svue071]

Got me too!

[@Pliskin2894]

@KodaKayde from Spongebob, the episode "Something Smells". Or just go to youtube's search bar and type in "Spongebob - Deuueaugh"

[@OperatorMax1993]

Now it got me too! XD

[@ahriannarodriguez3693]

the song is uzicko kolo by the way, for the people who asked in the comments

[@antonioklaic4839]

Ahri Châu I am from the Balkans and have this tune inherently implanted in my head.

[@DooMTheCheekiBreeki]

I'm from Bosnia

[@monolithkamrade2615]

0:14 my brain when i try to do a math test!

[@GamerRoman]

*Pseudogiant appears* *get out RPG*

[@SlickTwigDotWAVfile]

GamerRoman yes.

[@ollikoskinen1]

A pseudogiant is the only emergency to use a RPG indoors.

[@The93Momo93]

Or a controller. Although in Call of Pripyat pseudogiants easily survive an rpg to the face.

[@bl1tz533]

*Pseuogiant appears* *get out*

[@raed69420]

While i was fighting bandits one of them screamed "ANNO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" then full on charged me with a shotgun and killer me and i forgot to save so huge pain in the ass

[@DerpScout]

2:09 exactly how i felt when i first encountered that thing in the sewers LOL

[@touha317]

He mastered shitposting before it even was a thing.

[@slayerd357]

Love the flying Snorks. I wonder if Yantar is cursed. I climbed on top of the ecologist bunker and a dog jumped 30 feet up and bit me. WTF.

[@TukyVideo]

2:32 a bloodsucker, snork, random blind doggo and a fucking tushkano hamster every god damned time it puts me to laugh

[@utahraptor4729874]

But really though, to people who haven't played it the developers intended for an atmospheric RPG that took inspiration from Roadside Picnic. The actual game itself (ShOC at least) is actually quite humourless. so that's why people often add humor to it.

[@ARatQuiRit]

Here we are, years later, still waiting for it to continue.

[@vilota8733]

Well I have good news for you, Stalker 2 is coming

[@ARatQuiRit]

@@vilota8733 For good this time ? ^^ Hope it's a Stalker 2 and not a Metro like, I like Metro but that's not Stalker !

[@The_D_ray]

I always loved how he was so passionate in trying to kill Snorks via melee.

[@TheSkalker]

You are not a real stalker if you not trying to kill giant mutant with knife, Chiki brike.

[@mohamadamirul3060]

Run 30 seconds , f5(quicksave) ,repeat

[@axurzhal3588]

i grind for money in CS and suddenly (in the storyline) i got cheeki'ed by bandits, so i came back and kill them, and surprised that the only things that are recovered are the gear not the money

[@KiNGGAMESgr]

everybody falls to this trap my advice use the compas glitch later when you go to the red forest and find to compas artifact there is a glitch you can make forester give millions of vintars and you can simply go to the duty base that is nearby and sell them (after that buy an exo suit and go back swamps to find your original vintar by the train , repair it for no actualy reason its just a cool little easter egg)

[@jett_phil]

Jesus Christ, how the hell weren't you walking the entire way through the Red Forest with all the shit you had in your inventory?

[@krainzyrumie6426]

how to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R: -round corner -die -weep for hours -hit f7 -eat salami -game crashes -cry yourself to sleep

[@forkstaf1918]

stalker the game that can be taken seriously and can be in some cases be better then much more know rpg games like fallout and then you have this

[@kelvinfernando491]

This is probably where the inspiration for the hunter from l4d came from.

[@valentinorubio703]

ah yes, forgetting to quicksave and then have to repeat a part that you already did is part of the experience too...

[@WolfrCats]

Every time, Every time I go to Lab X-18 I always get shitless scared I'm not gonna lie

[@yalcngundogdu8639]

0:36 at this moment i've decided to buy Stalker

[@jesalt8230]

And you enjoyed it?

[@lord_tachanka3786]

*YEET*

[@miku-ny8tv]

hahahahhaa

[@LordIncompetent]

*[strange slav music plays]*

[@abdullahahmed2720]

Stalker in a nutshell - * Violently doesn't know what is going on and what to do*

[@miku-ny8tv]

my life in a nutshell:

[@dap809]

saw the psdogiant, and the "Jesus jesus lord jesus part" and i cant stop laughing

[@ThekaiserXD]

funny enough i was playing Call of pripyat earlier. Would like to see some more nutshell vids!

[@B1SCOOP]

The Spaceballs bit is my favourite moment here.

[@vukboric5539]

1 tip: DONT USE THAT ROCKS THAT GIVE YOU 200%/400%/800% Health, only equip them when you dont have medkits and dont have full hp

[@H0peyGbg]

The best S.T.A.L.K.E.R. video I ever watch, Brother! I kiss u on ur forehead!

[@MikiDjalovic5304]

Welcome to the zone, where you are guaranteed to get direct impacted with an RPG.

[@masterchef8908]

I was half expecting the pseudogiant to walk off that rpg

[@franciscocorleone1723]

1:37 HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@victorxd111]

3:17 it was at this moment, jackson knew he fucked up

[@Robert399]

Those chest shots are doing a lot more damage than I remember.

[@theelegantassassin1174]

Pretty sure this is on Novice difficulty level

[@Robert399]

@@theelegantassassin1174 Lower difficulties lower the damage for both the enemies and the player so I doubt it.

[@armadillowastaken]

3:27 I know I’ve heard those rank-up sounds before, but I can’t remember what?

[@Ilmaricinema]

First or the third Modern Warfare I'm guessing.

[@tikemyson820]

scared the blyat outta me in the beginning...

[@axipixel5811]

STALKER is FPS Dark Souls

[@KittenMau5]

Strelok's normal day consists of this. lovely.

[@skelejp9982]

Love ur Videos,also showing how ya get killed,so damn funny. Real Stalker shit. Best and funniest SP ever. Best Atmosphere of any game,watching Faction's Fighting each other,or fighting animals,or animals fighting animals..n get caught in an anomalie . Day Z never came close to this.

[@bonelesswoof]

You forgot one thing... The CTD.

[@serbiandude4213]

Music: Serbian užičko kolo

[@pascaldieterich3831]

1:37 had me cracking up :D

[@magnus3035]

3:17 Most epic and funny moment i've ever seen in stalker.

[@jenniferclark9842]

Brings back some fond memories. I want to play it again.

[@Marseille210]

nice video man! please continue :)

[@jimjellyjinjamjimbo]

0:17 GOT ME SO FUCKING BAD I'M FUCKING ROLLING

[@leshiy2043]

1:01 "WHO LET YOUR MAMA LOOSE IN HERE!?"

[@nonamenosurname6103]

Final Boss: *CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE*

[@maxopaladinos]

You forgot the "Cheeki Breeki"

[@joshuawojcik4593]

Yeah that pretty much sums it up,just needed the cheeki breeki

[@backo7533]

i fucking love serbian rusian memes

[@fixmybox2138]

17 seconds and I'm already laughing hard

[@SirLancevrot]

Dude that's like everyday life in Russia. Random Russian Town Simulator 2000

[@serbianslav5494]

Užičko Kolo makes this even better.

[@oblivion1206]

This needs more Cheeki Breeki fam

[@imature5070]

No frickin Cheeki NO FREAKY FREAKING BREEKI

[@viliussmproductions]

+1 for Yugo turbo-folk.

[@qrchina]

Williamz its not turbo folk its nationalist music

[@Narvaljodchik]

*Serbian Folk music

[@qrchina]

+RedNarwhal Yes i didn't know the word at the time

[@speedyboy8420]

I like the fucking traditional romanian music on background =))

[@SomeSteven]

Anyone know the background music?

[@lifeofvolodya3635]

Uzicko kolo

[@Scout1543]

1:22 You fool! You've only made them look cooler!

[@Marthos01]

Nice vid, I noticed babek evomer !

[@elmerjfapp5730]

this stalker can't seem to hit the loki :D

[@MrBru1985]

1:35 The absolute best, happened to me aswell ahahah.

[@trolco]

Bruuuuno, whAAAt a HEEEEEll?!?

[@cik22]

Still can't figure out that awesome song in the background :(

[@koba3824]

Bassically. Fallout, but CHEEKI BREEKI

[@robina6645]

Dude this is just briliant

[@Kasi-u-ru-ru]

Неплохо, очень даже неплохо. Вот только музыка уши режет.

[@mohamadamirul3060]

Once i went into the yantar lab without the psi helmet protection. As i manage to stash huge amount of medkit,bandage,consumables n etc .i mnage to turn of the brain scorcher. Then I thought to myself in the second walkthrough,why the fuk i did not get the psi helmet in the first place,it would save a ton of medkit.Cant remember, could be the scientist that i have to guide died and quest glitch,maybe

[@korstmahler]

If Kruglov dies, the Ecologists ship in an assistant that you can do the measurement quests with. If the assistant or Kruglov dies during the measurements, you get a slightly less effective Psi helmet.

[@vanja2565]

I like that uzicko kolo music xD nice vid

[@KwadDamyj]

Video quality autodropped to 144p while I watched this. Peak STALKERtube experience.

[@AndreBrah]

im doooo frunk, adm im watchin thos and its doo funny for some reason :D

[@samvodopianov9399]

What is the backround music???? SOMEBODY I LOVE IT

[@filip5531]

As a big Stalker fan... laughed so hard.. here's my subscribe take it

[@DarkuntHD]

*SERBIAN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

[@aleksamitrovic497]

Serbian Vendetta udri sinee

[@justinhuang2473]

3:04 famous freedom light armor

[@PBiggs-vr1tn]

1:41 the game can be so broken at times, but i love it either way.

[@singularity7968]

Words do not describe my hatred for all things snork

[@TsarZar]

2:35 Casually spectating a Vampire who's invisible..I completed all of those games and all I can say is that vagax doesn't know how to play it.

[@IneptOrange]

I feel like the developers liked the colour brown a lot.

[@brokebloke6291]

This game is equally terrifying as it is hilarious.

[@memesredacted]

tnis is why you dont go to Chernobyl for vacation

[@KiNGGAMESgr]

say whatever you want but those bugs make me love this game even more

[@patrickstefanick3306]

Actually almost cried the first time watching this

[@胡詠瑄]

2:24 lmao so im not the only one I HATE THOSE STAIRS

[@Kozak_Ukrainchik]

Keep calm and cheeki breeki!

[@TheRenegadeGuitar92]

Ive had nightmares about the rotisserie chicken at 1:03