S5 E6: Immigration Courts, Trump's Health & Egypt Election: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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@TheLarsUrlich 3 ай бұрын

I want an full 8 seasons of Tot Bench and I want it yesterday

@dougallen9689 3 ай бұрын

It took me until "Will anyone share their snacks with me?" to realize that was Archer.

@darkpepsi 3 ай бұрын

@@dougallen9689H. Jon Benjamin lol

@jrbship 3 ай бұрын

I would watch the crap out of Tot Bench. So much better than any of the other court shows on tv

@jeffdroog 3 ай бұрын

The best part of this,is that those children still gave more coherent answers to the serious questions they were being asked,than Donald Trump has ever answered a question with lol

@lynnrunningdeerB4 3 ай бұрын

Ain't that the truth😅.

@lindaswanson9328 2 ай бұрын

🎯

@austinemms9772 3 ай бұрын

1:08 “The president’s health is excellent because his overall health is excellent” is like when you add extra words to your essay to make the word limit.

@olbaze 3 ай бұрын

It's also an excellent way to evade any actual health issues: As long as you would say that his OVERALL health is excellent, any other health issues are null and void.

@Zagafur 2 ай бұрын

theres a joke to be made about kronk talking about the poison for kuzco

@MrMatteNWk 2 ай бұрын

With writing like that, he's dumb enough to be in Congress. Oh wait...

@stblanco516 3 ай бұрын

The fact that Bob Belcher/Sterling Archer was yelling at kids made me happy, considering that what I feel they would both do or have done

@SaunFyre 3 ай бұрын

I would watch every episode of TOT BENCH😂

@LionHeartSamy 3 ай бұрын

26:08 Me walking into work and having to deal with the folks at work every day:

@noobhemingway 3 ай бұрын

Woof Woofy is honestly a fun name for a dog lmao.

@tiffanymarie9750 2 ай бұрын

They way he had to work to not break character and still ended up smiling 😂

@TheLordMikal 3 ай бұрын

Jon Benjamin is so good in these skits.

@lukek5909 3 ай бұрын

His "what the fuck is this?" genuinely made me laugh out loud

@apinakapina 3 ай бұрын

Back when my son was about that old his favourite colour was cake. To be more specific, layered cake. I can't say he was wrong.

@jbearclowater 2 ай бұрын

Your son was a cultural revolutionary,in my eyes. My answer to favourite colour will now also be layered cake.

@davidlewis8814 2 ай бұрын

This is excellent, and gives me hope for the future of humanity. We’re gonna be fine, you guys! Yes!!!

@Suzy24 3 ай бұрын

A bananas yellow 😂

@1Trapo 3 ай бұрын

Hard Fact 😂 My boy deals in Absolutes

@jbearclowater 2 ай бұрын

I love how proud he was of the answer.

@nicolewoolaston1554 3 ай бұрын

Judge Riley needs her own show! 😂

@Karvanoppa 2 ай бұрын

I'd absolutely watch Tot Bench cos holy crap that was a good bit of entertainment. 😂

@stevea.b.9282 2 ай бұрын

Just when you think you've heard the most insane thing in the world... the immigration story makes me feel sick.

@Hayanomie 3 ай бұрын

Free Egypt 💚🇪🇬

@LunaryxDiarmait 2 ай бұрын

Whenever you said "el Sisi," I kept thinking LCC for some reason.

@rjpittman4510 3 ай бұрын

All i can see HJB as is Bob Belcher and this scenario is perfect for him

@John_Austin 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Boris Epshteyn has faced legal problems since this video was made, including his recent indictment for election interference in AZ. I could go on about everything John touched on during this episode but the list would be so long that no one would read it.

@martinjrgensen8234 3 ай бұрын

All that food looked revolting

@SirLittleWolfsDen 3 ай бұрын

Pizza equals Italy

@LunaryxDiarmait 2 ай бұрын

I love how people, even today, talk bad about immigration while forgetting our history.

@phily-hu5pr 2 ай бұрын

Now you have 30 million people looking up Mr Peanut😂😂

@Gene-rp1un 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for the laughs sir

@Rowsy91 2 ай бұрын

that clinton jokes slaps

@andrewjostrander 2 ай бұрын

Jon Benjamin is a national treasure

@thecountalucard666 3 ай бұрын

Did anyone else immediately Google “Mr. Peanut domestic abuse”?

@ayelemensah8816 Ай бұрын

Well? What did you get?! (Other than, I assume, a link to this very episode.)

@Snakesonatube 3 ай бұрын

Say what you will about all that food but that chicken sandwich with flaming hot Cheetos looked awesome

@pango-y8j 2 ай бұрын

It looked disgusting 😢

@mikerutecky7531 2 ай бұрын

to be fare my ex's daughter was reading us the books we read her at 1 y old before she was 3 .p.s this was also before smart phones ..... so yea it takes alot just to even get to that

@jakethegamer20 2 ай бұрын

Sinclair is just a variant of Fox News 😂

@DenyseLRoss 3 ай бұрын

❤️ John

@micalishis Ай бұрын

Having a two year old go into immigration court without any lawyer is probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard about America. How is that country even still running?

@Jcewazhere 3 ай бұрын

How did we forget 'covfefe'?

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 ай бұрын

Honestly? Single change to fix immigration courts: make them a criminal court. That gives defendants the right to an attorney, presumption of innocence, and a reasonable doubt standard. People are so concerned about immigrants breaking the law anyways, so let’s make it a court about breaking the law. If you’re found guilty, you’re deported. If you’re found not guilty, you may continue on the path to citizenship unimpeded. Would it fix everything? No. But it would fix the most glaring shortcomings of the system.

@beanhoof2512 Ай бұрын

Yeah, but.....that whole bigots, misogynists and racists holding our country hostage thing is sort of a problem

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Ай бұрын

@ unfortunately.

@mikerutecky7531 2 ай бұрын

tot bench has me crying

@cleffa173 3 ай бұрын

…Is it bad that most of the foods in this episode’s “And Now” segment sounded genuinely appetizing to me? 😅

@omgandwtf1 2 ай бұрын

No I agree, not good as in eat it often but more a guilty pleasure good, like a 4 dollar hamburger from a food truck at 11pm. On the one hand it's terrible but on the other it's delicious.

@nanyubusnis9397 3 ай бұрын

Most children aren't even self aware before the age of 4. Meaning their whole world is everything they think. Everything they see, think, feel or experience is what everybody else sees, thinks, feels and experiences. Being talked to is like being fed. It's just a thing that happens. Like the wind blowing. They like their balloons, they don't like their veggies, and look at you like you're the weird one when you say "I like your balloon too." They don't even know that you have your own thoughts and feelings. They just think: "Of course you like my balloon. *I like my balloon.* Why are you telling me something I already know? Wait she asked if I'm excited. Is there something to be excited about? How exciting!" 27:25 My point exactly. "How did I become a judge? I am a judge." Most of their answers are still things they just saw happen, and repeat themselves. The other girl got excited because she was asked if she was excited. She knows that the correct response to give is "yes I'm excited!" This girl has heard the question "how long have you been a .." and knows "14 years" is the answer. She doesn't know what that means. The fact that you're laughing now means "we're all having fun!" It's also why they reflect your mood. If you cry, they cry, because apparently there's something to be sad about, they don't want to be sad, being sad is not fun. So now they're sad. Or they've seen someone else be sad for the first time and stare at the sad person. This is why it's impossible to teach them anything. They don't even know you're trying to teach them something. It's all just a bunch of new words, some of which are interesting and they repeat them. The rest is already forgotten, or starting to get boring because "I like my balloon. Where balloon?"

@massmurdertron51 2 ай бұрын

That's a great way to put it

@Shadowwolfe2k7 2 ай бұрын

This is the reason why American style restaurants in foreign countries have dishes that make you wanna scratch your skull.

@ErutaniaRose 3 ай бұрын

“First botched nose job.” * Looks at colonizers who broke it *

@zb3495 Ай бұрын

Jeff sessions could’ve been the Strom Thurmond of the 21st century.

@bensil9499 2 ай бұрын

God I love H. Jon Benjamin

@nightshadow3449 2 ай бұрын

The insane clown posse comment was peak lol

@mudtaintmcgee3791 2 ай бұрын

Was that H. Jon Benjamin at the end?

@Wildfire201X_LIVE 2 ай бұрын

27:02 Bob from Bob’s Burgers???

@McChes 2 ай бұрын

Was that last guy, being prosecuted for arson, the voice actor for Archer?

@huntertipton6197 2 ай бұрын

Interesting how the Johnny Depp part didn’t age well with the amber trial

@massmurdertron51 2 ай бұрын

It did he's a abuser but even if I can't prove that...despite the many other victims, the fact is His cour case was about him suing Amber heard over defamation Which should been impossible since his name wasnt even mentioned in it On top of that the jury seemed to believe this was a case of who is more believable then what it was actually about aka was Amber heard spreading obvious lies Even if depp was innocent unless he could prove it readily, amber couldn't be sued. Yet the jury didn't seem to register that was how they were meant to rule Cuz they believed johnny more and assumed heard then must be a liar...which isn't how a court should work...also again his name wasnt in the op Ed . Bascialy the jury was stupid and cases like these should be decided by judges, leave juries for criminal cases when the stakes are so high no jury member risks placing a innocent person down..even tho they did here by shutting up Amber as if that would help Johnny deep be innocent...when if she won she would just be allowed to keep a op ee thst didnt nt mention his name at all...

@hibernopithecus7500 3 ай бұрын

Ooof! That Johnny Depp ref aged like milk 🤣

@massmurdertron51 2 ай бұрын

@hibernopithecus7500 2 ай бұрын

@@massmurdertron51 Right. So just to sum up; 1. By your own admission, you can’t prove it. So you’re straight lying. 2. Innocence is presumed, not proven. For someone who claims to know what the case was _supposed_ to be about, you don’t seem to know what court is about. Nobody is ever proven innocent in court because that’s not the purpose of court. 3. Everyone else is wrong except you. Because everyone but you is stupid. 👍

@plagueCLUTCH 3 ай бұрын

Like I’m not saying you can’t put potatoes on literally anything. You can. But if your answer is Putting flaming hot Cheetos on a dish. Oh have done fucked up now. Now. You have fucked up. Fucked up now you have done. That’s not remotely the best way to add Spivey to a dish. I’ve been obsessively Tuzying cooking lately to get over a phobia and this makes my blood boil.

@NiteOfTheWorld 2 ай бұрын

I don't care what anyone says, Covfefe will never get old.

@Amocles 2 ай бұрын

We should invest in security government enforcement and infrastructure in Mexico and turn them into an economic power and ally. Then people will want to stay there because they will be just as good as here.

@WilliamStephenson-ij3jh 2 ай бұрын

Saves the world again

@davidbowman9782 2 ай бұрын

ignboratia iuris nocet, ignoratia iuris non exusat

@FkDJT-ut1hm 2 ай бұрын

That "doctor" couldn't have been on more stimulants and antiperspirants even if he tried. He was the living embodiment of cocaine on steroids.

@matthewmarlow2493 3 ай бұрын

Whoop whoop dwtc

@davidbowman9782 2 ай бұрын

didn'tt age well, doesn't it?

@BongoThe 3 ай бұрын

that johnny depp joke did not age well.

@massmurdertron51 2 ай бұрын

@davidlewis8814 2 ай бұрын

That actor at the end, put into a room with children and told to improvise: this is the easiest job any actor has ever had. His line upon entering, “oh, what the fuck is this?”, said everything. I really wanna know if that part was at all scripted. I think I want to hear that he was told that he’d be improvising a serious courtroom scene, and that he was in fact guilty of burning down the hospital, but that he had a reasonably good defense and that as long as his lawyer did his job, he’d be fine. Ima watch it again…

@johnchessant3012 3 ай бұрын

S5 E6

@jakeherter 3 ай бұрын

People talk a lot of shit about Ronnie Jackson, but he was an admiral and he’s a doctor, and that has to suggest some level of high intelligence, I get what he’s done is an absolute train wreck and he’s a terrible congressman, but come on

@ruckusrevolution9475 2 ай бұрын

Johnny Depp joke aged poorly 😬

@massmurdertron51 2 ай бұрын

Not at all, John deep convinced a jury that amber was less believable so he must be telling the truth..not that he was innocent. It wasn't a crinimal court But a court based on Is amber statements believable Since she didn't even name him... The fact he wins tells u how stupid the jury was Even if he was innocent, he wasn't named in the op Ed So he shouldn't have won... The jury just liked him better... Especially considering they considered he r a liar..over soemthing she didn't say. The op Ed didn't even mention Johnny just harassment over when she did years ago..total garse

@thequickthepointless695 Ай бұрын

. Dude give it up!! This is the 3rd comment from you i have seen! He is innocent! Good god get and freaking life!!

@dangbro89 3 ай бұрын

First!

@omgandwtf1 2 ай бұрын

What's wrong with Jeff Dunham? His act is politically ambiguous, maybe leaning slightly right. The only questionable bit he had was sweet daddy d but those seem to have disappeared unfortunately. I guess it's possible to just not find him funny, but my mother and I have fundamentally different views on what is considered acceptable comedy and we both like him (albeit me more than her, I love offensive comedy, Jimmy Carr is probably my favorite)