S5 E7: Crisis Pregnancy Centers, Scott Pruitt & Hungary Election: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

[@UnicornCentaur]

Beaver Lady: "Birth control doesn't always work" YES MA'AM THAT'S WHY ABORTION ACCESS IS CRITICAL YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT

[@yay-depression]

literally one synapse firing away from figuring it out!!

[@rjpittman4510]

The fact that the clinics don't help the mothers past 6 months is so revealing. The only care about the baby being born but not that the baby is cared for and has a good life

[@pepijnstoop9889]

The main reason why they don't care about foster kids either

[@Kuolonen]

Evil people in those clinics. Pure evil. Just listening them talk made me sick. Hypocritical fanatics, and paid for by taxpayer money. Surreal.

[@SuperOmi27]

"If you're pre-natal you're fine, if you're preschool, you're fucked." - George Carlin

[@stever1705]

I feel like Black Beauty is just J.D. Vance's type

[@ElevatorLasagna]

Took a glance at the comments before I clicked play. Wondered what in the world I didn’t remember about the hillbilly elegy guy being a horse fucker from when this episode aired. Made your joke hit me like a brick when I saw lmao

[@martinjrgensen8234]

He is too racist for a black couch

[@Vagajammer]

I feel like it wouldn't be. White Beauty, on the other hand...

[@soccrstar4]

@@Vagajammeridk, Vance seems like he’d be really into amphetamines.

[@danielbyington5259]

Melanie!

[@jrbship]

Pruitt napping in the middle of the day on a Wednesday was honestly the best thing for the EPA. He can't ruin the agency while unresponsive

[@moogle68]

The head of the EU calling that man a dictator to his face, and then slapping him, has to be the most disrespectful power move I have ever seen anyone pull off on a dictator in person. My _GOD_ , that man has BALLS. I hope he got a bonus with his paycheck for that slap, because he deserves one.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Calling a right wing strong man a dictator, and playfully slapping his face? Is such a power move that I can't wrap my head around it. Wow. No WONDER he is in charge of the EU. WOW. Lol.

[@korbindallas4552]

He recognized his gait from the last Eyes Wide Shut Party. "Dictator" was his codename and he likes being slapped.

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

Those anti-abortion clinics should be sued for psychological warfare.

[@baksatibi]

The Hungarian Two-Tailed Dog Party operates more like an NGO than a political party. While they do a lot of street art and joke campaigns, they also spend a fair bit of money on useful projects like renovating homeless shelters, park benches, bus stops, organizing book clubs, planting flowers, collecting trash, etc. Arguably they did more without representation in the Hungarian Parliament than other parties with representation. One of their members won the most recent local elections in one of the districts of Budapest so he's going to be the major for the next 4 years and another member has been the deputy major in another district in the last 4 years.

[@bonniebrush94]

Hope they succeed! Interesting backstory.

[@austinemms9772]

Jean-Claude Juncker has lived the best life I can think of. He can call people dictators, slap them in the face, and kick the UK out of the EU like a bad boyfriend. Give him his props.

[@martinjrgensen8234]

Kick? The UK left like the drunk uncle when the beer ran out

[@DrewSavo]

No, we left like a screaming Karen who claimed that she would leave of her own accord, then turned around once the door shut and screamed that she would not let them treat her like this and she would not be ignored. We really are a disgrace.

[@runaway_student]

@@DrewSavoIn fairness, only half of us did that. The other half sort of followed them awkwardly out of the door mouthing apologies.

[@scottydog6713]

​@@runaway_student what an incredible way of putting it. the first half are the folks who missed the boarding of the mayflower, and the second half are offensively british to the core

[@HerrCron]

"Let's ya blow the holy spirit right on through" is gonna live rent free in my head for a bit.

[@jordansheeder1558]

Never thought I'd hear John Oliver yell "im pregnant!" But i think thats cannon now

[@jakethegamer20]

The people who run Crisis Pregnancy Centers looked at shows like Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant and went "goals"

[@coralleesea1992]

If there are people or organizations that want to have a pregnancy center that doesn’t perform abortions I honestly done see anything wrong with that. Women do need support if they are choosing to keep a pregnancy. But you either have to be honest about the services you offer or refer people who come and want an abortion. We have one in my town that are fantastic because they are open about that, that they are there for specific purposes and so they are used by the people who need them. And they have a nurse who works there who does consults on birth control and STI testing and treatment. Good ones do exist, it just sucks that they are so few because mothers do need more resources

[@jssmith0225]

Scott Pruitt kept his job for three months after this episode was broadcast

[@vbarreiro]

It’s good to have hindsight for these uploads, thanks!

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

oy vey

[@SweetKale-e3m]

Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck if that was the republican nominee, clompletely seriously no irony or recognition of the absurdity straight faced, still less embarrassing for the country then trump not even kidding.

[@jeffdroog]

What language are you trying to use? Because you used it wrong,whatever it was.

[@elaineb7065]

One of our best MPs has a bucket on his head

[@SweetKale-e3m]

@@elaineb7065I've heard.

[@Jcewazhere]

@@elaineb7065 He was on Stand Up Maths recently. Seems fun.

[@Uncle_Smidge]

Wow, you mixed that word salad THOROUGHLY

[@Kannushi5]

I love these old episodes... younger-John has no idea how bad it's gonna get.

[@denver924471]

I dont know why but "Cookie, the Panda who got diarrhea all over Noah's Ark" sent me into a severe giggle fit

[@kefinkamed]

Yaaay, my country of Don't Care, Never Will is on KZbin 😂😂😂

[@mahdokhtnikakhlaq1937]

Not that I care, Never will, but which country is that ? 👀😁

[@kefinkamed]

@@mahdokhtnikakhlaq1937 Slovakia 😊

[@mahdokhtnikakhlaq1937]

@@kefinkamed I get it, I'm bad at Geography 😂

[@kefinkamed]

@@mahdokhtnikakhlaq1937 I'm the same when I get outside of Europe 🤷‍♀️😂

[@JohnSmith-cl3jg]

I lived next door to a CPC that would picket outside planned parenthood and we put pro choice signage in our windows as a form of protest against them

[@danielszabo424]

The best part of the 🐔 interview was his message. He wasn’t saying kot-kot-kodács randomly, he wrote out in binary INGYEN SOER, which translates to free beer. Unfortunately they didn’t do well in the election, and only got around 4%, when 5% is the cutoff to get any seats.

[@TheRealEvilkitten3]

never forget the john oliver mpreg episode

[@WackAnimations]

excactly.

[@Jabcd1971]

Great show...thanks 4 postin it😊

[@BernieSandersOfficial]

Rachel Dratch is a treasure

[@ThingsThatMakeYouAskWHY]

Hey, what happened to our laws against false advertisement?! Why am I seeing so much of this around in all of the different ADS, including these abortion/ Non abortion clinics?

[@nickbrigg5203]

Thank you KZbin for providing abortion information link on this video 👍

[@underworldshinigami]

Went from getting semen in the mail to giving out pregnancy tests

[@Tonyhouse1168]

SEND US YOUR SEED!

[@Mimnut]

Was that $30 Craigslist listing written by JD Vance?

[@SnoFitzroy]

that's AirBnB

[@margaretbloomer9001]

John, you need to mention the Monster Raving Loony Party or Count Binface here...🤣

[@jacker90]

I miss Wanda Jo Oliver and her great advice

[@Edgedrifle]

I cant be the only person who finds this absolutely enraging how these "clinics" are allowed to exist, its absolutely vile

[@fireflyfox93]

The Olivers are just adorable 😂

[@Rad9000]

Anyone looking for a fantastic band name I think Haunted Hoo Ha is a keeper.

[@yurabeech5268]

Im pro-choice, not because i necessarily favor abortion but because i understand the nuances of womanhood and motherhood and i know the consequences a child bears when a woman who isn't capable of being a mother is forced to be a mother. I will stand and fight for any womans right to have an abortion, but its a serious decision and not one to be made lightly. When the choice is made to terminate a pregnancy even I feel like it is a decision we should feel bad about. CPCs should be regulated and have strict guidelines to follow, not only are their practices deceptive, they sound illegal. If any other organization did this there would be consequences

[@plabcentral630]

Oh my god my state doesn’t fund these places finally we did something good.

[@ShawnsterVideos]

excellent. thank you.

[@Radkiss1]

Did you just called my country don't care and never will? 😂 Rly dude?

[@laurenpaus7608]

does Barbara know that animal moms will eat or abandon their young if they are overwhelmed or the baby is too sick to live…

[@ionelneagu3483]

In Romania, my country, abortion is legal. But, most of the clinics refuse to do that, because of the religions believes of the doctors. It's this not "great"?

[@innovationsanonymous8841]

Vote for the cyborg-dog party. We explain the issue to an LLM, the LLM advises the dog, the dog approves or denies propositions.

[@Eldavide888]

This country is sick.

[@Sorapak]

12:00 is Americas TV a parody of Americas TV?

[@Drazja]

Be from Luxembourg goals

[@JohnTLyon]

Damn, whatever happened to truth in advertising???

[@rossdeutsch2696]

Jd Vance calls dibs on the couch

[@Suzy24]

Cluck Cluck Cluck 🐔

[@daktacush2347]

But nobody knows it's chicken boo!

[@lordkagato00]

I always want to know about these anti-abortion women: if they are assaulted and carrying the attacker's baby, are they really going to carry that baby for the full 9 months or are they on their way to a freer state to be an abortion?

[@Uncle_Smidge]

Their politicians' and pastors' mistresses and young relatives will always have access to abortions ✨

[@zumazuma568]

Probably gonna carry it to term and wallow in martyrdom

[@m3llo8an4t0s]

anti-rights people generally function under some degree of doublethink where they're deserving of the same right that is squandered on the unworthy, amoral masses. according to the article "the only moral abortion is my abortion", anti-choice women get abortions all the time but still believe they're the exception and have an actual good reason while everyone else is irresponsible baby killers.

[@Uncle_Smidge]

Director of the Eepy, eh? 💤😴

[@daniellundberg2875]

Next episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXvGqpWqi9p2bM0

[@Manzola14771]

Wait, ghosts are real?

[@glarynth]

Who do you think pops up the next Kleenex?

[@mahdokhtnikakhlaq1937]

22:56 I believe she had a Freudian slip like "She stays on that table until [we're] until she decides SHE wants that baby"

[@dumdristig]

I love John Oliver, but that was a terrible Hungarian accent.

[@johnchessant3012]

S5 E7

[@davrosthecreator1660]

Ironic to say CPCs are misleading when you go to a place called Planned “Parenthood” for an abortion. Tell me, how does abortion help one become a parent?

[@HerrCron]

TeLL mE... hush up, ya disingenuous dork

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Because the opposite of Planned is Unplanned, which is why they help women until they’re at a mature and financial place where they can plan having a baby and have the resources and time to raise it well.

[@dragongirl89115]

Someone may need an abortion to save their life, or even to continue the life of the other fetus (in those who have twins or more). An abortion can also help save someones fertility, ensuring that they have the ability to start a family again in the future. See, that's the thing about health care, it shouldn't be up to someone who thinks they're smarter than a doctor. Health care is between the patient and their care provider, not the patient and their nosey neighbor.

[@Hotep88]

Proud of being Hungarian. I aim to move there soon. Visited there and its very lovely. Its free from people like you.

[@Uncle_Smidge]

Pizza cutter-ass comment 🤣

[@truckerdave8465]

Bye.

[@giannaleng1897]

This isn’t an airport terminal, you don’t have to announce your departure. Have fun living in a quasi dictatorship, I would advise against being mean to the government, I would hate to see you in prison 👋🏽

[@Tonyhouse1168]

👋🏾

[@Hotep88]

@@giannaleng1897 democracy is a failure. id rather have a dictator.