S7 E18: Conspiracy Theories & School Re-openings: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

[@K1tsune_Flame]

I almost miss 2020 lock down. Im dreading 2025 and more anxious now than i ever was working in the ER during peak covid

[@Mikey-b1s]

Then you should lose any professional licenses you have as you are clearly not well

[@DJJohnson-zw1xu]

Ugh. I just got chills thinking about when this was originally broadcast

[@iyeetsecurity922]

Oh 2020. *You were tame compared to what's coming in 2025.*

[@veramae4098]

"You can have social distancing." Has he been in an American school in the last 10 years? There's no room for social distancing, etc.

[@atomseyes]

That Jake Paul joke hasn’t aged a single day! 😂

[@lordpunriq]

RIP MR. Trebek

[@ghostlytavern129]

I get scared when I remember John Oliver in his sad little void 😭 it was a dark time

[@LionHeartSamy]

"Ooh, it was so fun to watch the parents flip. It was so fun. Remember at the beginning, all the parents were there, like, 'You will not open the schools! My children are not going anywhere! I will protect them at all costs. I'm a mama bear and I'll protect my cubs, you hear me? You will not open the schools until the virus is gone!' Nine months later... Those same parents were there, screaming on the stoop. 'When are the goddamn schools opening? You can't expect me to spend all day with these kids! Who am I, their mom?! They should be in school!' Kids are like, 'But, Mommy, there's a new variant out there.' 'Listen, Timmy, at some point you're gonna have to see what you're made of, okay? Either your lungs are gonna make it or they ain't. All right, buddy? Now get on out there and see what you're made of. If Simba could do it, so can you. Hakuna matata. Go on, buddy. Go on.'" - Trevor Noah

[@zacharyheine4177]

My kids were starting middle school in lockdown, it sucked

[@victoriaeads6126]

25:34 I tried doing this. I tried a lot. After the 5th of November, which should never be forgot, I've run out of patience.

[@ashcraft555]

I love it so much when John goes for Business Daddy.

[@victoriaeads6126]

8:15 the comment after the video took me a split second, but then I IRL lol 😂😂😂

[@istvanvozary5184]

Oh my god. This feels like a lifetime ago

[@vengerofthelight]

My main feeling is sadness about the fact that Sprint is now dead. T_T

[@stephaniehendricks3537]

Business daddy reference

[@patrickosullivan5562]

Did the whole world go nuts in 2020?

[@zzav2345]

"just go back to school it's not too hard." OK, "just cover the liability it's not too hard just crack open YOUR wallet, just do it." see the tone change REAL FAST, just like Florida and the "immigrant" thing.

[@Aglain_Plumrose]

What do they call it in France when Empires collapse? They don’t call it a baseball? They have the metric system. They don’t know what a baseball is. They call it a “wiener.”

[@Offline219]

Oh good. the crazies found this episodes...

[@ZedaZ80]

Is that what wrestling is?? You have my interest o_o

[@WokeSoul77]

Funny how the flat earth video shows the sun literally on top of the earth, but they it's it millions of miles away.im not a space measuring professional, but I don't think the sun is millions of miles away....

[@ethanhobbes3476]

yep these are early youtube comments alright

[@lykanno5137]

really makes you wonder how our species was ever viable, Oh well at least climate change will give another species a chance

[@OnaRocketship]

you doooo?

[@Mikey-b1s]

Kids who died from covid were rare. Kids without other serious pre-existing conditions dying from covid was non-existent.

[@shakilarossi2150]

Where can we watch “Plandemic”?

[@denverrsouthers5531]

John’s rocking the old 1488 haircut

[@iyeetsecurity922]

*Fun fact:* _The number 1488 has deep roots in the neo-nazi movement._

[@iyeetsecurity922]

I see my fun fact has been hidden. Well, just _don't_ use the number *1488* ever.

[@borismelev8957]

😂😂

[@Seymour3002]

nice

[@theclamhammer4447]

You’d think they would’ve buried this instead of reuploading but here we are…

[@TylerBaraby]

Just so you know: You're embarrassing yourself, and proving the points which you've missed entirely.

[@rustung1638]

​@TylerBaraby Have you looked into any of the studies that compared the number of deaths of Republicans to Democrats in the US? It really shows the value of of the advice certain people ignored.

[@theclamhammer4447]

@@TylerBaraby did you type all of that with 2 masks on or 3?

[@rustung1638]

@@theclamhammer4447 You should check those reports too.

[@rustung1638]

@@theclamhammer4447 You should check the reports I mentioned too.

[@johnchessant3012]

S7 E18

[@KaylaLiles-u2w]

Thanks for the forecast! Could you help me with something unrelated: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). What's the best way to send them to Binance?

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

You do know this is a reupload, right? There’s no forecasting in this. Also, your other bots seem to be a bit late.

[@NOK42]

First

[@Martin-s5l8b]

nuh uh im pretty sure @Seymour3002 was first

[@First-Last_name]

You called?

[@Martin-s5l8b]

nice