Mr Birchum: A PAINFULLY Unfunny Conservative Cartoon

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Mr Birchum is terrible for many reasons but if you're trying to make a funny cartoon show, you should probably - I don't know - make it funny
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[@Saberspark]

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[@user-cj5rw4gq2n]

Cool

[@user-ez7sm8ts8l]

Yeah, this days animations are getting terrible Also when's Let's watch Eleanor's secret [2009] that french-italian animated feature film

[@Jcakedafurry]

shoe sponsor 👍 make that money bro

[@saxton8257]

It's interesting to see that Anti-woke is equally as bad as Woke

[@bluestudioinc.7126]

F CD fbiu

[@jemmine]

Fun fact: The gay “antagonist” has a more welcoming design by using circles

[@pascuala.]

And friendlier colors with orange and blue.

[@KindleTheSkywing]

If I had no clue what this show was, and someone just showed me the characters, I would definitely guess that Mr. Birchum was the antagonist. He looks angry with the more rigid design and red shirt and his expression is also quite angry. Angry people are usually antagonists.

[@bigjalapeno7061]

What does that mean

[@jemmine]

@@bigjalapeno7061 it means that the character is more friendly and welcoming

[@bigjalapeno7061]

@jemmine Oh ok. I guess that's pretty funny considering he's in a show that's against him

[@theotherjared9824]

The protagonist is a burly man who is obsessed with wood, frequently references bears, and prefers the company of men over women.

[@phoenixfire6433]

The worst part is that is probably completely unintentional. They even have him holding a mug saying “I ❤️ Wood” in promo art…it’s hilarious

[@Micheal_Anthony_1996]

Because the people who make being conservative their entire personality are so deep in the closet they're in Narnia

[@PhysicsGamer]

The truck nuts thing, yeah.

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

He was also in the Navy

[@TheHuskyK9]

Sounds like he's in the closet to me, maybe that's why he's so grumpy all of the time.

[@MCChefBoyRD]

notice how the social justice warrior teacher was actually willing to sit down and have a drink with them and they denied him for his politics

[@michaelcoward1902]

It says something about your personality when you can't even make yourself look like a decent person in your own propaganda.

[@Jayjay11111]

And they're unironically calling themselves "real warriors".

[@ravenkills]

"WhY cAn'T lIbErAlS aCcEpT oUr ViEwS??/?"

[@redbaronace19]

@@ravenkills the daily wire is not a conservative organization real conservatives should probably attack the daily wire because Neo Con's are exactly that they are CONS

[@thejuiceking2219]

@@michaelcoward1902 it's the problem with when you're just angry, they're so obsessed with making liberals look bad that they forget to make conservatives look good

[@aniqua_2417]

"I'm a heteronormative cisgender white male" something tells me they aint even know what heteronormative means 💀

[@maexr]

FR ☠️

[@markkealy4417]

​@@astartes3280because they used the word

[@bath_foam4576]

​@@astartes3280 it's also normal to not know what a lipopolysaccharide is and people still do

[@Jamillah666]

​@astartes3280 im sorry that "normal" in your space is illiteracy. 47% of Americans have a reading level of 2nd grade or below so dont feel alone. You are sadly not alone.

[@isabelbarker3569]

@astartes3280 I mean, generally if you use a word, you are expected to know what it means. If you don't, then you should probably just spend five seconds googling it.

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Daily wire really said "Politics are ruining comedy, we need to ruin comedy with our own politics to make it even!"

[@randomrobin7773]

@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal What content?

[@abstraction6212]

Politics can work in comedy but they are difficult to do it right.

[@Thesadperson4]

FIRST WARNING FOR ENGANING IN A LOGICAL FALLACY MY C.O.N.T.E.N.T = BETTER THAN SABERSPARK

[@Thesadperson4]

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[@Awesomewithaz]

Oh wow I saw this comment on the original

[@MediecreGoddess]

wait, so the man bun teacher is the BAD GUY for reporting that a grown man brought a bunch of students to his personal residence outside of class hours?.... regardless of political alliance bringing your class of children to your house is weird as fuck

[@katherinealvarez9216]

Isn't that harassment? I think he's in the right to report that guy for that. Because it's illegal.

[@herotyranus6540]

I mean why do you think conservatives hate trans and lgbtq+ people but not actual pedophiles? The pedophiles are on their side!

[@herotyranus6540]

I mean why do you think conservatives are usually so buddy buddy with pedoes?

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Yeah, he's supposed to be bad for rightfully calling out unpaid child labor and being exploited by a teacher for his own personal gain?

[@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl]

Same

[@cariboumagoo4678]

Funny how the “woke” teacher is the villain for not wanting to drink alcohol and complain about his life and worst of all, caring about children’s safety?!? At least the “woke” teacher seems like a happy, healthy dude unlike the other characters whose main traits are pent up anger and wanting everything their way. This show is really making me like this walking liberal stereotype.

[@Nassifeh]

A good chunk of the serious conservative audience are evangelicals and Mormons who don't even approve of drinking alcohol! But Adam Carolla is, uh, well probably an alcoholic? (A quick search suggests even his own regular audience suspects this.) So of course he thinks that sobriety is a "woke" thing. Come to think of it, Roseanne Barr has also suggested she knows she has a drinking problem, before, when relating how John Goodman got sober and she didn't. In that light, this messaging is REALLY dark.

[@cajunguy6502]

What's the old saying? Every accusation is a confession.

[@Robert08010]

That's a good point. These things so often backfire. For example, I really do NOT like Trump but it's the liberal political ads that makes me want to vote conservative.

[@KingBobXVI]

@@Robert08010 - #doubt

[@vanessaashford9203]

yeah it's like I was saying, they managed to make the strawman villain infinitely less hateable than the main character, which just shows how lacking in self-awareness these people are.

[@MarechalVI]

Okay, but if Mr. Birchum was a liberal, imagine how differently the conservatives would react to that scene where he invites a bunch of kids to his house after school for "Extra credit."

[@blitzvalentine363]

Duh, they would actually be upset. If it's not for their own gain or agenda, THEN the bad thing ACTUALLY a bad thing

[@cordingdesert9566]

Guy used child labor because he failed to teach his class... how is he not the villain.

[@henrybitencourt]

Because Far right conservatives are desperate to be opressed

[@TheLandOfDreams]

not to mention a teacher inviting children to his house and explicitly telling them to NOT TELL THEIR PARENTS OR TEACHERS is actually EXTREMELY SKETCHY AND CONCERNING. SO. YEAH.

[@mirandapanda5439]

Huge lack of self awareness on their part... Unless they are into dunking on their own side as well as the "woke" side. Which I doubt.

[@woodykrska9947]

Yeah! He invited students to his house, and explicitly told them *not* to tell anybody! Wtf!

[@Pipkiablo]

I'm glad this show isn't intended for children, because the thought that they could see this and think it's okay for a teacher to ask them to come to their house and not tell anybody is horrifying.

[@user-vr9ek4kz2u]

Hank Hill would absolutely call out Mr. Birchum. To his face. "Having your own kids help you build your own deck is _one thing._ Having other people's children build your deck _for you_ is an entirely _different_ thing, and it's something a colossal jackass would do! Don't you see what you're doing? You're not making wood shop better, you're making home improvement _worse!"_

[@flother4834]

I'm imagining hank hill and engineer from tf2 beating up Mr birchum

[@seanmcloughlin5983]

That last line 10/10 The point of home improvement for hard working men is you’re supposed to have fun doing it yourself or with friends, not forcing a bunch of kids to do it while you watch. I don’t know about yall but I don’t want a bunch of kids anywhere NEAR my patio

[@neeneko]

It is almost like their target audience is colossal jackasses. That being said, the way conservatives treat their children tends to be pretty deplorable, but they have built an entire ethics system that makes it 'ok' since it is simply the natural order.

[@bethanyoneal5789]

I read that in Hank’s voice. That’s definitely something he would say

[@mirandapanda5439]

"I'm gonna kick your ass" lol

[@skypuppeteer]

16:42 Wait wait wait... You're telling me.. the main character of an anti-woke show... was in the *_Navy_* ... which is literally stereotyped by other branches of the military as being the "gayest" ? They did _not_ think this through lmao

[@Robert08010]

Actually, they did. As in the other comments, there are a lot of "interesting coincidences" around his character. Everyone is getting all wet over their ASSUMPTION that he is being held up as the character to identify with. But it looks to me like he is just a different kind of buffoon just like manbun is.

[@giantpinkcat]

Mr. Birchum: Would kick you out of his house angrily if you don't drink Alcohol Hank Hill: Politely asks you to leave if you like well done steak

[@ShinyStarriNite]

Politely but firmly.

[@confloashton3617]

Or prefer a charcoal grill over propane.

[@NEEDLESALAD]

did daily wire forget that the internet exists and can make birchum and carponzi kiss out of pure spite

[@sarah__sbk]

where is my birchum x carponzi ao3 smut fanfiction needlesalad

[@paulitastic2460]

Fr hehheheh i should do that/hj

[@user-ed9tg9uo7s]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT-

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

It’s like a really bad version of Homer and Flanders And given how unbearable modern Simpsons is already that’s saying something

[@paulitastic2460]

@@KRobinson-ko1ne real i was thinking about that too

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

You know what's interesting to me about Hank Hill as a character? One of his most defining characteristics is his *fragility*. So many episodes are defined by the things he *can't* do, because he isn't comfortable with doing it, and then usually he comes around to realizing it was never that bad. He doesn't want to tend flowers because he thinks it's unmanly, and then he tries it and likes it. He doesn't want to dance with his dog because he thinks it's silly and then he tries it and finds it fun. He doesn't want to go down the women's hygiene aisle but he forces himself to do so for Connie's sake. For as mature as he is, he also displays a lot of insecurity, and that gives him depth. That gives him room to grow as a person. Hank *isn't* perfect or right all the time, and he isn't an example of what objectively correct opinions to have, but of how best to evaluate different situations.

[@Ultra04channel]

Exactly, because he's written as a *human being.*

[@SigmaDaddy69]

I love you for this

[@ivanov9245]

Well said sir

[@woodlefoof2]

⁠@@Ultra04channel but why write an actual character when I could write a walking buzzword machine?

[@wile123456]

He just wants a picture of a god dang hotdog, but don't want to learn what a Jay Peg is

[@star_the_kid]

did they... make him unlikeable on purpose??? cause it feels that way.

[@user-tp8ut7cs6j]

Adam Carolla's just unlikable and thinks "because woke." He's also too unimaginative to not create characters who are basically just different mouths spouting his various complaints.

[@pw6002]

As I always say: when wokism is your main concern in life, then you don't have any real concerns in life.

[@randallbesch2424]

And since they have no idea what it really means since many of our Founders were their century's version of Woke Thomas Paine was the most Woke among them since he never had slaves.

[@majidnoroozi8153]

Yea these type of people just have nothing better to do

[@edba1.037]

​@@randallbesch2424I kinda believe that Paine is one of the few people that doesn't want to follow the mainstream views on slavery during the time

[@SaturnMortis]

“I’m heteronormative” what.. what do they think that means

[@babypop5156]

SKHSKSSHSSHSJ 😭

[@sarah__sbk]

nobody tell em

[@nondescriptcat5620]

they don't think.

[@arseniclover]

What does that mean tho 😭🙏

[@link7417]

@@arseniclover basicly it means someone who thinks that; hetero sexuality should be the norm, but they are using it as a sexuality in of its self but its more of a part of a world view so in the context it makes not sense lol,

[@michellemarty7510]

No network will touch it because it sucks and makes jokes about vegan animals that Futurama did a better version of 20 years ago.

[@Ciurk]

@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal yor'ue such weird

[@martletkay]

I think part of the problem with conservative humor is that it's not actually a joke. they actually mean what they say. Like, when they say "you've never seen a vegan wolf" they actually mean it in all sincerity, as if wolves and humans are the same species and totally comparable. But if you play an actual documentary about sea horses, they get mad.

[@kappadarwin9476]

It really does suck. The show aged horribly. The fact that he has a son that looks to be in his mid -twenties really makes you question which vet Mr. Birchum is because if he is a Vietnam vet he would be in his 70s. If he was a gulf war vet he wouldn't have the betrayal narrative that conservatives push about the Vietnam war.

[@KnittingTinker]

@@Ciurk Don't reply to this person, they are the same bots that reply to stuff like Game theory doing the exact same stuff

[@firepuppies4086]

@@martletkay ... I wonder how they would feel about a notably hermaphroditic in design land snail?

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Hank Hill is a pre-Fox News conservative: more concerned with his yard than his neighbor's, but if his neighbor's is on-fire, he'll show up with a hose. Also kinda hilarious how Birchum wants to "teach kids real skills that will get them real jobs" when those jobs were shipped overseas by Reagonomics. It's the same ol' story as the worker who gets mad at the immigrant who "stole" his job rather than the boss that fired him to maintain his bonus.

[@goldensloth7]

And he's not an evangelical, he's a Protestant/Episcopalian

[@jeffisawesomer]

I was skipping through the ad and heard him say “protection. And finally, I have adhd!”

[@Dabi666-]

Lmao 🤣

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol

[@yellowfootproductions8835]

Same 😭

[@SteakCreature]

I bet that some artists already draw main character and that woke teacher kissing each other.

[@confusedjello7292]

im doing it currently don't worry

[@Kossa-Odessa]

They’ve done much more than that. Much, much more.

[@finnthewitch]

on it, boss

[@beepbopmop6187]

There's already a community of them

[@skythedragon7897]

I'm about to do it

[@genemelendez8157]

Mr. Birchum is literally just a grown up Caillou. The whole show is just him whining and complaining, but he never gets any consequences. Everyone just caves in and gives him what he wants

[@thecaptain6520]

Each day, I die some more Each day, I die some more...

[@axtondragunov1784]

Caillou at least has the excuse of being a literal 4 year old child whereas Mr Bircham is a grown ass man in like his 40s or 50s

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Cómo un Rigby de un show más pero sin el encanto del personaje

[@WolfBoy-om6dw]

That's an hilarious observation. 🤣

[@lydiaalexian1435]

That's not true, Caillou at least learns something new after each episode!

[@BulbaWhat98]

What's ironic about this show is that it's meant for the people who constantly complain about shows for being "pandering", yet this show was created to directly pander to the right who constantly complain about these things, and it ended up being an awful show anyways

[@henrybitencourt]

Even more ironic that even the Far right conservatives that daily wire pander too hate the show because the show has gay characters in It

[@eko9554]

I hate the word pandering. It’s a buzzword. If there’s no diversity, people get mad. If there is diversity, people will still get mad. People should make their own material if they want representation and people stop getting offended when non straight and non white people get recognized.

[@BulbaWhat98]

@@eko9554 I don’t like the word either nor like using it, though I feel like this show is an exception with how much it’s trying to win over the far right

[@BulbaWhat98]

@@henrybitencourt if it’s doesn’t only involve an alpha white male or a white woman who’s sexualized, a love interest or a damsel in distress, then they don’t even want to look at it

[@optimumplatinum2640]

@@henrybitencourt also it's even more funny how i think chowder came out as gay, no idea if he's on dw

[@TothanCrawk]

Why do these people keep saying "go woke, go broke" as it content with far right perception is more successful?

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

Because it can be, keyword "can"

[@mrfunnyperson100]

@@mahfoudseraf5995any examples?

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@mrfunnyperson100 here's an example: why not?

[@mrfunnyperson100]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 so not one example of a hyper conservative successful franchise? I didn’t say there couldn’t be, I said there aren’t.

[@garycrowley1745]

Conservatives cannot make art, any kind of art period. They can't write, make movies, tv shows, make good music, they don't know comedy etc

[@johnschaeffer7008]

Its really pathetic that a show like Veggie Tales, a literal christian show made by Christian people teaching christian lessons is less preachy and condescending than this. Its also somehow even more mean-spirited than South Park

[@Mr.Snekofsnex]

The funny thing is that VeggieTales just unironically rocks. I'm not religious or anything, the show really is just good.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Same can be said with _The Prince of Egypt_ and this is created by the same studio behind _Shrek,_ of all things.

[@johnschaeffer7008]

@Mr.Snekofsnex oh yeah absolutely. I still consider it the gold standard for entertainment with a clear message that is still just quality art. And so much amazing music

[@Mr.Snekofsnex]

@@johnschaeffer7008 It also has one the best characters in fiction! ✨️Larry✨️

[@Soufriere84]

@@Mr.Snekofsnex Yeah, I left the church years ago and was never religious, but VeggieTales understood how to tell a good story with the message (Bible verse) it wanted to use. It earned the respect it had. It would never survive today because of how Christianity, at least in the USA, has shifted in message and tone.

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

"The new cartoon THEY don’t want you to see." Clearly whoever they is are doing a great job.

[@michaelstrong5383]

I didn't even hear about this show until LS Mark reviewed it recently, so it's not wrong about that.

[@Someone-sc2hk]

you could argue it's the opposite, since a bunch of media reviewer channels are covering it.

[@prageruwu69]

i can't believe they used "no one wanted to pick our show up" as a selling point

[@shokteenik]

Thank you They

[@Jormyyy]

For people who hate pronouns so much, neo-cons sure do love using "they" a lot lol

[@nathanielmorgan9108]

As a conservative, this conservative "anti-woke" media is harder for me to watch than actually "woke" stuff, although I wouldn't actually use the word woke, because it's just a meaningless buzzword for whatever conservatives don't like now. I think extreme conservatism is the antithesis of good art, because naturally as people trying to "conserve" they're going to have a difficult time coming up with something new rather than copying. The Daily Wire loves to point out unoriginality in Hollywood, and then proceed to make things as unoriginal as Hollywood could ever do. I'm a writer myself so I take great offense at The Daily Wire's attempts at art, (although I do appreciate Klavan, as some of his works are well written and although I disagree with him a lot, he has some good insights on art.)

[@HER0_]

They tried so hard not to be cringe that they looped around to being cringe

[@beepatpen]

I find that any media trying to make "the other side" upset is just dull and pointless media. if your media is made just to make a "haha look at how made they got" then it's on the same level as like putting gum on the bottom of someone's shoe

[@eddietheheaduwu]

I find it incredible how conservatives think about gay people more than actual gay people, low-key funny ngl

[@NewesSkiller]

Weird, what kind of conservatives do you hang with?

[@eddietheheaduwu]

@@NewesSkiller i just step on any social and find them talking randomly about gay people in comment sections of stuff that has nothing to do with lgbtq people, I find it funny 💀 also the conspiracy theorists my mom watches and tries to show me and the old people in my town bringing up the topic when nobody asked or even mentioned it

[@ashes2ashley230]

samesies, I was listening to this podcast (hear me out) where two aunties cook, crack jokes around the stove, & gossip about people I don't even know, but I lost it forever because youtube recommended the angry eyebrow family (the shapiros)

[@princeluffy412]

They obsess over our existence it's weird.

[@fontanna888]

​@@NewesSkiller Lmao, just recently some guy proposed to his girlfriend and felt the need to mention winning over gay people when he posted the pictures, since the proposal was in June 😂 Or there was that lady that talked about consoling her crying friend in a bathroom and had to mention that she got angry 'cause she imagined what if a trans woman just walked in there. Homophobic/transphobic people absolutely do think about gay/trans people all the time, creating imaginary scenarios and then getting upset over them 😂

[@daveyellick6685]

If Mr Birchum is a Vietnam veteran, doesn’t that make him nearly 70 years old?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Saberfart's farts.

[@kappadarwin9476]

Yeah and that's if he joined at the tail end of the conflict and was 18. This means he wouldn't be old enough to be considered a vet at the time. It also doesn't help that the way he talks about the war makes it sound like he was a pencil pusher. Most people who served in the field if I recalled were high school drop outs who were forced to go. If you had a collage degree you were most likely an officer and stayed away from the front at least in the beginning of the conflict. I'm more shocked that Birchum didn't come out depressed and angry like a lot of people who were forced to serve.

[@shinysoda6]

They literally could have still said that he was a vet but still had to add the Vietnam bit just to make him sound cool with no regard to the actual history is...incredible. If anything you know anything about the Vietnam War it was one of the most "woke" moments in history because Americans were HIGHLY against it the more they learned about upon hearing how inhumane it was to which hippie culture grew really popular as a result. They could have just said his dad was a vet or his great uncle but they had to make him special somehow with no regard of the timeline.

[@conserva-chan2735]

They easily could've made him an Iraq/Afghanistan vet and it would've actually made sense too lol

[@dvotion5819]

@@kappadarwin9476you forget, this show is for CONSERVATIVES this means that the show’s main protagonist needs to be a PATRIOT despite anachronisms and being an asshole

[@chickennuggetpaw]

This show is like a Tumblr fake story in an alternate universe where Tumblr is overrun with anti-woke conservatives instead of alt gay teenagers.

[@prageruwu69]

"..and then the liberal manbun soyboy cried, and everyone on the bus clapped"

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Basically Tumblr vs. 4Chan, but the roles are reversed.

[@nicorobin7762]

@@poweroffriendship2.04chan isn’t conservative. it’s chaos. there’s people of all political alignments there and most people just troll so you don’t know who’s serious and who isn’t.

[@techissus7449]

4tran and leftypol being the largest examples (my problematic faves)

[@kaeg.7800]

it's basically how Twitter is now, overrun with conservative Boomers who were too mean for Facebook

[@sacripan4425]

This cartoon look like those shitty gardenscape ads

[@TheChangeling13]

Agreed. Gardenscape itself is a decent mobile game for what it is, but you'd never even guess its content from their abhorrent ads. I genuinely don't understand it.

[@Shovel________________]

i fucking love how the very conservatives this show is pandering dont want to watch the show because it simply contains a gay character. its like, one of those stories containing a prophecy, and the main character inevitably fufills the prophecy in attempting to avoid it.

[@THTB_lol]

oh like in macbeth

[@bigjalapeno7061]

That's pretty funny. In an attempt to mock the gay they made homophobes hate them

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Tzeentch strikes again!

[@femthingevelyn]

King of the Hill's Hank Hill is a conservative but hes not a reactionary. Theres an episode where Peggy finds a store with shoes that fit her and ends up making friends with a bunch of trans women and drag queens and Hank is really just happy that his wife found somewhere she fits in a little bit better

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

Exactly. I feel that there needs to be a distinction between a real conservative and a reactionary wingnut. Wingnuts are not conservatives! The GOP is not worthy to be called Republicans! As a Left/progressive person, I can respect a conservative, even if we may disagree on issues. A conservative is about being a bit "old fashioned" and values being prudent, careful and respectable and are "Live and let live". A wingnut is a hateful bully who sees being a jerk as a virtue and wants to impose on everyone.

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

Hank Hill was written to be an actual human being, not a mouth piece. That's why King of the Hill works. The characters are written as people.

[@greg77389]

And then Peggy got offended when she found out they thought she was trans.

[@Houlgravely]

@@BioGoji-zm5ph Except actual conservative people would never be "okay" with drag queens. Especially with all the sexualized shit coming out on cable news regarding them.

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

@@greg77389 Peggy got offended when Bobby started cooking better than she did. This was to be expected.

[@personmcguy9840]

Fun fact, when birchum breaks the table saw, it’s because he is using it very wrong. The blade is installed backwards (teeth go into wood, his isn’t) He’s putting it in the wrong side (if blade was installed correctly it would push the wood up and forward, pulling him into the blade) The blade is way too high (the bottom of the topmost tooth should be ~1/8 of an inch above the wood, he has it several inches up) He does not know how to use a table saw

[@barbararab6390]

Its amazing how this show cant even be bothered to try. No wonder those kids sucked at woodwork

[@harmonetheanimationaddict4419]

Sounds like the perfect choice for teaching kids woodwork!

[@chilibeer3912]

That’s actually hilarious. 0% effort given all around on this one.

[@seeyoubuddyill]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way.

[@kookiesandcream5930]

​@@seeyoubuddyill aw great, it's ville with a different name. Also, your content consists of a 25-second-long apology video and a Skibidi Toilet compilation. Saber wins by a landslide

[@AmideusTV]

This can be summed up with one sentence: "Conservatives lack media literacy, so when they try and copy better shows they can only do so at the surface level."

[@NewesSkiller]

This show is as good as the heavy liberal Velma show. Regardless of your beliefs, you are just as much of a problem in today's society by making statements like this. Dividing people further...

[@AmideusTV]

@@NewesSkiller "Heavy liberal Velma show" sir have you watched that show? Because that's not a "liberal" show. Once again proving that people lack media literacy. I'm am sorry that I hurt your feelings with my accurate comment that appropriately pointed out the problem. You will be ok.

[@vanillabatcave5677]

people like you are what allows these shows to be made in the first place.

[@NewesSkiller]

@@AmideusTV Yes, I try giving things a chance. It is a heavy liberal show. It is very comparable to this shit Birch show. You have heavy bias and it will continue to cloud your judgement. You and the Conservatives that you hate, are saying the exact same thing. You are too prideful to see it.

[@AmideusTV]

@@NewesSkiller for the record I think Velma is also a dumb and bad show. Care to qualify you're claims at all or just going to without evidence claim I'm biased for no reason?

[@koldonn1111]

One sided political cartoons never work.

[@andrewkoster6506]

Hank Hill is a good character because he's written like a human, so you can empathize with him.

[@andrewkoster6506]

I have no idea why he wanted a tap set and some WD-40, but he *really wanted them* despite the store getting in his way and I could relate to that.

[@CollinMcLean]

Hank is also not written like an asshole. He gets frustrated, we've all been there. But he's never malevolent or a massive jerk, he will legitimately show good faith.

[@Micheal_Anthony_1996]

Because KOTH was written by people wanting to write good characters and tell good stories instead of pander to the "GRRR YOUNG PEOPLE BAD, FUCK THE LEFT, ME BIG STRONG CONSERVATIVE RAAAAHHH" crowd.

[@somegal-89]

@@CollinMcLean Really, that's the difference - compassion.

[@yvaincallipso84]

Also he's a good person.

[@one-upfilmz6649]

This show tried to fight "woke culture" but instead it's became cringe culture

[@nazor1]

This is perfectly stated.

[@shinysoda6]

These damn bots dude...

[@MADCATMK3103]

They are fighting "woke culture" by making "sleep culture" that really is far superior for all the old people that believe in it.

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

I mean, i am pretty sure a lot of people who call stuff "cringe" are anti-woke. At least outside of Brazil.

[@ainehickey7445]

Yep it seems like it

[@andrecarpenter2432]

The amount of yaoi coming from this show is really funny

[@FernandoJCruz-kt1zo]

The rich irony of conservatives hating the show just because there is a gay character, is the funniest thing there will ever be relating to this show.

[@valcristhikaru2614]

Boomers: Everyone wants free handouts Also boomers: let's see how much free shit we can get

[@koichidignitythief7429]

“I’m old! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!”

[@soilhalo27]

Technically not boomers. Gen X. Who are just as bad

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Boomer: But it's Free Day! **gets flinged with peanuts**

[@JonkoSlunko]

Boomer humor in a nutshell: *cringe to new generations*

[@rrsaga]

Every gen even yours wants free shit. Duuuuhhhhh

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

The fact that homophobes were calling it woke cuz there's a gay character and chose to boycott is magical stupidity😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Dr.Mlieko]

At least it proves that conservatives are not homophobic homophobia was never a left vs right issue (nobody hates the gays as much as communists)

[@PhoenixFireZero]

Conservatives really don't have a clue how to function happily

[@gryficowa]

@@Dr.Mlieko I'll correct you here, the Third Reich attacked gays and trans people, and the Nazis' views were right-wing, so you're not entirely right

[@Rookwyn]

@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCalwho even are you

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Saberfart's farts.

[@EsteemedReptile]

It's times like this I'm just grateful Smiling Friends exists. Amidst all these obnoxiously arrogant, hyper edgy "sOcIaL cOmMeNtAriEs", it's nice to just watch a show about a bunch of silly goobers.

[@REEbott86]

Nobody talks about left wing ideas more than conservatives. In any conservative driven media there is rarely any actual mention of current issues in politics and instead just complaining about how the left wing opinion is wrong.

[@bewawolf19]

Considering multiple studies shown most liberals consume little to none of media that don't already agree with their own opinions whilst the vile "Conservatives" tend to consume media of a wide variety of viewpoionts, I am certain you are now just making up random things to confirm your pre-existing bias and never actually bothered nor attempted to consume media that challenged your viewpoint. If you are someone who did consume media of opposing viewpoints, then congrats! You are of an astoundingly small minority of "Leftists" who left their echo chamber for a minute.

[@adamandsethdylantoo]

In someways, it’s because the ultimate conclusion/underlying idea of conservative politics is that nobody (except maybe the church) has the right to tell you (you being the archetypal conservative) how to think or what to do. Thus when someone offers a solution beyond “make money and hate people you wanna hate”, they perceive it as someone trying to infringe on their rights, even if it’s about the rights of others

[@M_Alexander]

You can tell a lot about someone who complains about millennials while thinking that refers to teenagers. Millennials now are like 30-40. Half of the people complaining about millennials _are_ millennials and don't even realize it because "millennial" is boomer shorthand for "young person I can't relate to"

[@robertlee2092]

Mr Birchum is probably only a couple years out from being a Millennial himself, like in the younger half of Gen X.

[@georgercop]

I've seen people (mainly boomers)try to define millennial as "someone born after the turn of the millennium" and refuse to accept any other definition (including the official one of "born between the early 80s-mid 90s")

[@ThunderBow98]

As a gen z'er, its pretty much habit to refer to any young woke idiot as "millennial"... "stupid millennials" rolls off the tongue much easier than "stupid gen z'ers"

[@Conformist138]

Oh yeah, I've seen that a lot. Usually someone posts about stupid millennials getting told off by some disaffected gen-xer, but the video they share is clearly a college kid (zoomer) getting told off by some disaffected millennial. The result is often someone telling a millennial who they apparently like and agree with that all millennials are trash.

[@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor]

On a similar note, I had a gripe with Boomer becoming a shortand for most adults when the Baby Boom happened over seventy years prior, but my issues with illogical slang are my own.

[@VanAlexi]

Daily Wire: “We are not going to shove politics down your throat. Also Daily Wire: “OPEN WIDE!!”

[@Dosborreguitosssss]

Yes Daddy 😩🍆

[@MkfShard]

Nah, see, it's only politics if it's 'people they don't like, existing at all'.

[@mastersouth531]

@@MkfShard IKR! Like, feels so weird trying to talk to them about issues from my side of the world (Europe) without them saying stuff like "The Liberals did it" and I'm like "Dude, context..." Like, sorry, but why is BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS now a Politics thing you can "Disagree" on?! O_O

[@milktenders6219]

@@mastersouth531because America is 50 years behind everyone else, but pretends like we’re ahead

[@TJ-hg6op]

@@milktenders6219More like 50 years… sideways. Cuz nothing thats going on here makes any sense in the present or the past.

[@talsen6495]

The characters aren't challenged because the viewers wouldn't want to be challenged.

[@mikeydflyingtoaster]

They were so edgy and brave that they had to include a black character whose only role in the show is to agree with the white protagonist

[@TheBlueArmageddon]

As a teacher, seeing an episode where a teacher makes students work in their spare time for own gain, then getting praised for it.... gives me such a bad taste in my mouth.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Saberfart's farts.

[@shinysoda6]

The strangest part is that conservatives insist that Teachers should have to permission to have rainbow pins or be able to tell the class that they're married to someone of the same gender because "You're shoving your personal lives down their throats!" But it's okay to literally kidnap them? As long as it's for "hard work"???

[@JacobL228]

You're part of the reason a bill to lower the score for passing in public schools is under consideration. The man gave them an extracurricular opportunity to learn a real-life skill. He cared more about his students' future than he did about new rules that only hurt them in the long run. Those are the teachers that people remember decades after they've graduated. The ones that are too afraid to act for their students' own good get forgotten after a few months. Think about that.

[@shinysoda6]

@@JacobL228 He kidnapped them tho

[@henrysurev6908]

@@JacobL228 extra activity… which involved them giving him free labour. Also, don’t try to paint him as a good guy. He belittles and bullies his students every chance he gets.

[@PhilWithCoffee]

If an entire class fails your class, isn't that a failure of the teacher and not of the students? Not much of an introspective lesson when the teacher blames the students.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Yes

[@Spanishdog17]

I love how every single slacker willingly shows up at the house of a teacher that they hate. If there’s one thing slackers love and always do, it’s extra credit. Also, the kids can’t drive yet, so did their parents all agree to dropping them off a grumpy stranger’s house? Or was the bus driver ok with unpaid child labor?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Saberfart's farts.

[@shinysoda6]

​@Spanishdog17 If I remember correctly in the show, Mr. Birchum told them to not tell their parents and he picked them up in a van. He didn't get anyone's permission

[@PhilWithCoffee]

@shinysoda6 I'm just imagining him rolling up in a windowless van lol wasn't that an episode of the Simpsons, but the punchline was they actually watched Itchy and Scratchy?

[@NukaColaQuantumFan]

Imagine being compared to Velma and coming up short

[@thejuiceking2219]

eh, i'd say velma's worse purely because it's ruining an established ip

[@austinreed7343]

@@thejuiceking2219 Which is to say eventually right-wingers WILL ruin extant IP the moment they get the chance.

[@LeBlondeJames]

"Conservative Family Guy" That's.. American Dad..?

[@drunkcat545]

Yeah but American dad is not serious, this shit IS serious

[@weik-2936]

@@drunkcat545 plus American Dad (at least the Bush years seasons) was a satire of conservatism

[@kaylaa2204]

Hank Hill is a conservative but he's a well adjusted conservative. He's very emotionally mature at the best of times, and when he does make mistakes, they're often reconciled by the end of the episode. The non-profit food market episode this video shows a clip of, Hank thought they were all a bunch of hippies but he still became a regular volunteer because he agreed with the premise of it, and ended up helping them, instead of spending every 5 minutes mocking them incorrectly like Mr Birchum would have. Hank Hill is genuinely a guy I'd enjoy the company of. Birchum I kinda just want to bitch slap.

[@kreigguardsman3355]

I’ve never really watched King of the Hill but from what I’ve seen he seems like a pretty reasonable that as long as your genuine and reasonable he will get along with you

[@kaylaa2204]

@@kreigguardsman3355 he’s had his moments where he lacked empathy and is stuck in his ways, but hardly someone I’d call outwardly hateful Great show though I’d recommend it. Probably one of the few American animated sitcoms I can actually stand

[@IANOYTYK]

​@@kreigguardsman3355Hank Hill respects you, even if he doesn't agree. And potentially will adjust his views, or at least simply shake his head and then go do whatever it is his own way.

[@bethanyoneal5789]

Exactly

[@razorflossrazor2937]

Hank Hill is the average conservative and I wish that tv would recognize it and advertise that as the picture of conservatism instead of whatever the fuck it is now.

[@tessfairfield6435]

Hank hill wouldn’t be able to exist in one of these episodes for ten minutes without kicking someone’s ass for being an obnoxious bully

[@nataliemoraes2033]

Hank would so angry with what's going on with the liberal system. He might agree with this dude

[@maryvampiregirl666]

​@@nataliemoraes2033 nah

[@illdevouryoursoulwithasmil6478]

​@@nataliemoraes2033you got that ratio HARD buddy🤣🤣

[@theimperialwizard9295]

Hank would side with those guys first and then learn some kind of lesson and end up siding with neither

[@pukewave69]

@@nataliemoraes2033someone didn't watch king of the hill and it shows

[@Crab-jy9vw]

Me and my boyfriend tried turning your buzzword list into a drinking game. My boyfriend was drunk halfway through episode 1 and I was drunk by the end of episode 1, so I'd day your prediction of being drunk by the end of episode 2 was being way too generous

[@thepurgatorian1613]

Mr.Birchum tries to be like a conservative Family Guy and King of The Hill but ended up being the conservative version of Velma.

[@Thelemonlicorice]

King of The Hill is already conservative

[@dellybird5394]

The inclusion of the tomboy daughter rubs me the wrong way. Sure, the dads in the audience of this show love the idea of a daughter that has boyish hobbies, but sooner or later, they expect them to "grow up" and conform to traditional gender roles. The adults in my life told me I'd have trouble getting a job if I didn't start wearing makeup as a teenager. Of course, I didn't like makeup since I was told my whole life that girly things were frivolous and not worth the time or money. But once you get to a certain age, they want you to stop being "cool" and start performing femininity. I just don't see Mr. Birchum accepting his daughter if she gets a masculine job like carpentry, especially if she never became a wife or mother. It's an inherent contradiction in conservatism. They want a "cool" daughter who will play sports and help Dad in the garage, but once she's old enough, she'd better start cooking and wearing makeup. It hurts everyone in the family. I know I'm rambling, but maybe this comment resonates with someone else. It's hard to go your whole childhood being taught that feminine hobbies are less than, only to be told, "Time for you to start learning those stupid, worthless hobbies," once your waist-to-hip ratio dips below 1.

[@Chameleon_Cat]

I feel like that's how the character was going to evolve into if she went into puberty. God I swear I can smell they would do a "you can be masculine and still be a woman" trope around a ftm/ftn trans character then still bully them around for being masculine woman and not automatically a trad wife at 18. Or even at puberty if they're going to do weird "fertile", pedo, and legal age jokes. This show sucks. I can relate to what you're saying.

[@RoninRen]

I don't even get, how is it that with both character tropes, that somehow a girly-girl and a tomboy for some reason that both count as internalized misogyny?

[@Goldfiend]

You are totally right. The idea is that it is okay for them to be tomboys because they are too young to understand the difference. But I'm getting this will probably an anti-trans subplot later. Like the school sees that she is a tomboy and insist that she is really a trans boy or some nonsense.

[@FireRising86]

It's just a retarded cartoon no one is watching, who cares?

[@Shammrye]

@@RoninRenbecause it’s performative. These aren’t natural interests of the women and girls involved but performative actions taken for the men in their lives. You are getting caught up on the action of the women. It’s not about the interests or hobbies themselves any interest or hobby can be the result of internalized misogyny and any interest or hobby can also be free of internalized misogyny. Misogyny is often contradicting, and most women experience it AS a contradiction. The women you are replying to is literally giving you an example of how she experienced misogyny IN a contradictory manor. But instead of being like “huh, that’s weird that women constantly complain about how things are contradictory for them” you are like nope it’s impossible and thus they must not know what they are talking about. Like yo every feminist rant is about how women are sick of being expected to be all things at once even contradictory things I mean, literally before any of this there’s the madonna horror complex of men wanting women to be sexual available to them at all times and yet the virgin pure that is straight up a contradiction. Misogyny is literally a contradiction all the time that is a huge fucking problem with it. There are a lot of other ones like treating women not like people, but yeah, misogyny expects women to be cool and into masculine things, but also not and be wholly feminine and not into anything masculine yes at the exact same time how is that possible? I don’t know no one ever figured it out. But women should and if they aren’t they are trash and should expect nothing. Your confusion at how feminine and masculine things can both be internalized. Misogyny is literally the point of misogyny.

[@lizzybeary]

20:01 I can't believe they went with "Romeo and Romeo" instead of, like, "Romeo and Julio". That was so easy to come up with. And this went through several professionals?

[@arturoaguilar6002]

Rejected professionals.

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

Adam & Steve Madam & Eve Ring a bell?

[@snowrios8084]

They arent professionals though, everyone making it were all failed attempted creatives for being so laughably terrible and uncreative, i.e. Ben Shapiro.

[@eko9554]

Imagine their reaction to Heathers musical. The song my dead gay son, in one scene a boyfriend is submissive, and there some instances where the main actresses were wlw. Which musicals are known to be lgbt.

[@TheresmoreThanthat]

Wtf is Romeo and Romeo

[@mikey2toes966]

Mr Birchum was a character who was originally created by Adam Carrola in the early 2000s. He was a perverted wood shop teacher who was a pig. That character would make regular appearances on Crank Yankers. Now Adam changed him into a right wing grifter.

[@gregory64963]

That makes Adam a hypocrite using millennials as a cheap excuse for his mistakes.

[@dutssz]

from some images and clips I saw of that show I even thought that the protagonist was gay

[@dutssz]

and honestly, as far as I care, yeah he is

[@Brownie314]

Yes the closeted creator made the main character gay....for some reason, I'm not sure why

[@gregory64963]

Haha, what a plot twist, the main character hides his gayness!

[@Froggsroxx]

The show: Older man in position of authority brings minors to his house unsupervised Conservatives: as it should be

[@Genin99]

Conservatives are the people that want to make it legal for adults to marry kids.

[@funkymunky7935]

Reality: "Liberal" older man in position of authority brings minors to his house/office unsupervised to talk about "transitioning". "Liberal": as it should be

[@Falcovsleon21]

And they claim the LGBTQ are the predators.

[@Thescooped23]

But HEAVEN forbid that children learn about gay people!

[@Im_Tessa]

@@Thescooped23 meanwhile in king of the hill penny: hank my drag queen and trans friends are coming over for dinner hank: ok honey tell them i said hi, DANG IT BOBBY YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS ASSSSSS

[@lucidity8060]

Mr. Birchum as a character is literally a politicized Mary Sue. Always right, everyone loves him, looks as ideal as possible, ect.

[@skycastrum5803]

Pretty sure that’s not correct, but very close to the major problem of the show. He’s not supposed to be perfect, or constantly spouting things people agree with. Problem is he has so many “own the libs” moments that everyone, especially those left leaning, think he’s supposed to always be voicing the “right view.” Think there’s actually a decent concept behind it, but it’s hidden behind some terrible writing. Check out how he treats his son. Like he’s trash. But, unlike what Saberspark claimed, the son is not actually a loser. He’s got 50k subscribers, is acknowledged for what he does, and appears pretty content with himself. Heck, he’s even adopted some of the “virtues” of his dad, though in his own way. Ending of episode 1 has Birchum grudgingly show some respect.

[@Joracle]

@skycastrum5803 Birchum only comes to respect his son because he’s having sex with a hot girl.

[@weregretohio7728]

The fantasy these people live in sure is something else. Ego of grandeur.

[@aeroblu2002]

He's like a strawman of right wingers...yet is somehow supposed to be the voice of reason...

[@HellecticMojo]

The distinct lack of beer gut on a cartoon comedy protagonist really seals in the Gary stu quality. Even, God's second favorite son, Flanders look meek until he gets naked.

[@zumadude1879]

DailyWire is becoming "conservatively woke". In other words, they're acting like the loony liberals, but with conservative things instead of liberal. Also, Adam Carolla is painfully unfunny. I watched some of his shows. The only ones I laughed at was the ones with Patrick Warburton and TJ Miller, and I only laughed at them. He's like Amy Schumer - incredibly political and unfunny, yet believes he is.

[@gtfffv]

As a conservative this "anti-woke" show is as bad as the "woke" shows. Shows are rarely good when creators care more about pushing their political ideology than making something actually entertaining

[@lollybowser]

Losing it at the fact that they made a show to be "offensive for liberals" meanwhile the only ones that got offended are the super conservative causes they dared to have a gay character

[@witchcat]

That is really funny, holy hell 💀

[@c1a2t3a4p5i6l7l8a9r]

My dad is a boomer and pretty conservative but he's absolutely taken by Bob's burgers. Despite the transvestites, the gay pride and all the other subtle hints of woke stuff, it's because it's not jarring it's presented in a way that you'd encounter it in life also fantastic characters.

[@lollybowser]

@@c1a2t3a4p5i6l7l8a9r I feel like it's similar to how more liberal people can love Hank Hill. If the characters are well rounded and likeable you'll still find them endearing even if they're at your opposite political spectrum.

[@c1a2t3a4p5i6l7l8a9r]

@@lollybowser the reality is politics are such a small thing that's why shows that focus on them do so poorly. Hank is endearing because his character is a person. Yeah we know he voted for Regan and he's not to keen on modern ideas but he's a loving accepting father, he's kind he sticks with Bill through the worst. He's someone you want to know even if he has a different opinion on electric cars or whatever. He's really just a little uptight and who can blame him once you know his father. The fact that I can talk about a cartoon character like it's a real person is a testament to the quality. They focused on the character not the politics. That's why he's a good character. As with Bill Dale and boomhauer. Peggy Joseph Bobby Lou Anne redcorn Khan, all of them. They have flaws but you live then more because of it.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@c1a2t3a4p5i6l7l8a9r you couldn't have just said trans people?

[@jayeraine]

21:58 lol, why's he yelling at a school child about Millennials? Millennials are, like, in their 30s and 40s by now.

[@litepaw7]

Lol

[@arbitraryindividual]

And the youngest are around 25~ They would be either gen z or gen alpha lmao

[@DRChupacabrah]

he's been working on that same material for 10+ years so, I guess that explains it?

[@kayeka4123]

Probably the same reason he's claiming to be a Vietnam vet despite not being of retirement age: because the writers live twenty years in the past.

[@jayeraine]

@@kayeka4123 lol, good point

[@nonoo2157]

The fact Velma looks so much better than this, is genuinely a wonder.

[@rainyfeathers9148]

This Birchum show's what happens When you don't know what woke means.

[@teiull9388]

and what does the modern definition of woke entail? from what I see right wingers use it as a stand in for "thing I dislike" lol.

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

from a google search it just sounds like woke is just someone who is sane

[@revol4372]

​@@teiull9388 thats exactly it no one even knows what it even means anymore

[@vanillabatcave5677]

@@teiull9388 Social justice and identity politics.

[@justaguy263]

​@@teiull9388 I totally got to hate that word with a passion thanks to these extremist assholes... Both from the left and the right

[@redheadjedi2653]

A rule of thumb. If a show is made just to 100% of the time make fun of either the Left or Right, it's gonna suuuuuuuuck

[@moonlitmortician6694]

God, remember that the President Show from when Trump got elected? That was horrible.

[@jestademon3524]

Finally someone who sees the problem for what it is. I come across so many people who are completely bias to either the left or right. 100% agreed.

[@lssjgaming1599]

I wouldn't say ALWAYS since there are plenty of shows and movies that succeed while making fun of one side, Starship Troopers being the biggest example I can think of

[@begoneheretic9760]

Velma

[@xblade149]

​@@lssjgaming1599agreed

[@mileven3ggo3njoyer]

It’s honestly pretty crazy to see the bar for adult animation go lower and lower.

[@toyotaprius79]

No surprises that it's sponsored by AIPAC/Mossad

[@toyotaprius79]

​@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCalare you touched?

[@Zingystardust01]

This is why I watch anime

[@birdsnestfern5635]

It's practically a tripping hazard in hell

[@herotyranus6540]

@@Zingystardust01I mean Invincible and Hazbin Hotel are pretty good

[@sammycool4049]

Mr Birchum and Velma: two sides of the same shit coin.

[@f4rgetf4l36]

and velma made a notoriously bad anti me-too joke, so im guessing there's some overlap in there too

[@MrBackman85]

Velma and Mr Birchum are anti woke tho, despite it's "wokeness" it's definitely just "Reactionaries" with an ass protagonist, but more subtle with it's politics than Mr Birchum.

[@omgitzpaige2013]

King of the hill comes from a growth mindset while the daily wire cartoon comes from a fixed mindset. aka a show to watch when you think you have things to learn vs a show you watch bc you’re convinced you already get everything

[@AUG_XZABER]

It's Ironic that the "anti-woke" & "anti-cancel culture" show actually cancelled one of their VA's before the show aired.

[@Korra228]

Context?

[@spacecat6022]

@@Korra228 Candice Owen was a voice in that show and she got cancelled by Ben Shapiro

[@Korra228]

@@spacecat6022 LMAO the only black person they had and they kicked her out. No more plausible deniability!

[@jordanread5829]

@@Korra228 Clearly Candice was a DEI hire. Can't have that at the Daily Wire.

[@mollusckscramp4124]

@@Korra228 HAHAHAHA "Lies, conservatives aren't racist! We have lots of token black people! Just look at- oh, nevermind..." hahahahaha

[@kaylaa2204]

Hold on, hold the phone, lets get something straight This teacher took his child students to his home, incentivising them to work on a project on his personal property, for extra credit, without the school board knowing... that is the premise of that plot And yet, the guy who went to the schoolboard to say "uh... was he allowed to do this?" and being told "no actually, he wasn't allowed to do this" is somehow the bad guy???

[@KiboSanti]

He also made the students keep it a secret from their parents.....

[@kaylaa2204]

@@KiboSanti suuuus You know when Hank got in trouble, he didn’t think there was a problem. Making the students keep it secret means he acknowledges there’s a problem to be mad about in the first place.

[@Gelatinocyte2]

Well he's literally Vowsh so he's automatically the bad guy, am I right?

[@shadamyandsonamylover]

@@kaylaa2204I actually hate this rhetoric. There is a HUGE difference between understanding other people will not like what you do and believing/knowing it’s “wrong”. Mr Burcham does not believe what he’s doing is wrong at all. What he’s doing is trying to protect himself from society who has developed the “wrong” outlook.

[@Lolbama2012]

You must be new conservative logic. Laws for thee, not for me has been their mantra since Nixon.

[@ThatOneAutisticCat]

The show doesn't exist for laughs it exists for conservatives to agree with them

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

That is not even accurate

[@ThatOneAutisticCat]

@@ntinosaggelopoulos6718 if the show isn't funny than what other reason does it exist for? Love to hear u don't agree w their messages either that's nice

[@witebatman]

It's so funny watching Conservatives trying to imitate what they condemn. They show time and time again they have no moral backbone.

[@billyweed835]

There's something subtextually REALLY depressing about the fact they gave their conservative self-insert MC a daughter who always agrees with and respects him, right?

[@eg_manifest510]

lol I think you're right about that one

[@RainiiDay7]

Oh my God, that is depressing

[@Rorschach003]

Yknow what’s funnier? This is the SECOND TIME they did it. They also did that in Lady Ballers

[@ew275x]

What's funnier is that she's his step-daughter, which by conservative standards makes Birchum a cuck.

[@someonescat8043]

Wonder if that it’s the complete opposite in the real world.

[@joshuaolsoncook]

A friendly reminder that Hank Hill, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher, and Homer Simpson would have beaten the crap out of Mr. Birchum. Also, Matt Walsh is not allowed within 500 ft of a school.

[@kappadarwin9476]

They would. If I remember correctly didn't south park point out the reason Dawn together didn't last is because their jokes didn't have a point to them? I feel Adam is making the same mistake he made with Dawn Together.

[@collinkeyser6827]

Why Is He Not Allowed Within 500 Ft Of A School?

[@bobbydazzler2960]

@@collinkeyser6827 it's a joke but matt walsh has said that women are at their most fertile at a teenage age or something like that

[@Sugarman96]

@@bobbydazzler2960 He sure did, he said girls were most fertile at 16.

[@josecasillias8141]

Hank maybe would kick his ass if he ever laid a finger or endangered Bobby in any way like coach sours did, Peter and Homer would be chill with Mr birchum because he’s a another gen x dad that likes to drink and tell shitty jokes, Bob would just avoid Mr. Birchum after their first run in because he just doesn’t see himself hanging out with Birchum.

[@tealishpotato]

If politics encompass your entire personality, you shouldn't be allowed to write or produce anything more professional than a Facebook post.

[@Sgt_Surpendo]

LOL

[@goreae]

One thing that wasn't mentioned in the shop class comparison: Birchum had the kids repair HIS OWN DECK. Hank had his class repair the school bathroom. Now both activities are meant to show the kids the practical uses for the skills they're learning in order to engage them in the lessons more, which is a good thing. However, Birchum's version has him repairing HIS OWN DECK. He's literally using them as slave labor. In fact, one might posit that he failed his class in order to FORCE them to do the repair job. This is VERY unethical and absolutely should be a firable offence. Meanwhile, Hank's version has them repairing the bathrooms, a place they use every day. This job doesn't benefit Hank in the slightest, but does benefit the students doing the repairs and their community. It teaches personal responsibility, the value of giving back to the community, and shows the kids how their skills can be used to help others. Birchum's activity is blatantly self-serving, while Hank's activity is highly valuable and educational. Birchum is just so obviously the bad guy here it's ludicrous.

[@ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme2024]

Mr. Birchum is supposed to be middle aged, yet he is depicted as a Vietnam veteran, even though that would make him 67 at the youngest in 2024 where the series takes place.

[@noobynoob138]

show could be set in 2000 or sumn

[@ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme2024]

The only times they reference the 2020s is when they reference Tiktok and Gilbert Gottfried's death. They should have had it take place in the 2000s or early 2010s.

[@noobynoob138]

@@ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme2024 Yeah. Upon further consideration, 2000 is way too early, because of the references and smartphone technology in the show. You're right; 2010 seems more reasonable.

[@pomponi0]

@@ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme2024 The woke teacher couldn't exist if it was the 2000s. If it was the 90s he would've been a hippie like that Beavis & Butthead's teacher, but the two jokes Birchum has wouldn't work.

[@Robert08010]

I dunno. He is presented to have a full grown adult son.

[@SystemZ3RO]

To best highlight the moral character of Hank Hill, he was put off by George H. Bush, a Republican President, because he had a weak handshake.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

That explains why Hank Hill doesn't want to vote Trump, confirmed by the creators.

[@OldIron2188]

There's a good amount of people who don't like Trump but really don't like Biden, that's sort of how I imagine him

[@orangecat504]

⁠@@OldIron2188an independent or basically an palecon from the regan era

[@aaronabbey2604]

​@@OldIron2188if only there was a third option. Oh wait there is. But most people will still blindly vote for "loyalty" to their party.

[@augustrempelewert4377]

@@aaronabbey2604 The third option literally has a dead worm in his head that ate part of his brain. I have no loyalty to the Democratic party, but nobody else is willing to nominate someone who isn't a complete disaster.

[@pickeldratjuices5508]

As a right leaning person it was the an echo chamber of unfunny things you hear thousands of times from conservative circles. In other words I did not care for it.

[@samfilmkid]

"Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?" -Bobby Hill

[@AB-jq1el]

One day, Hank Hill is going to be considered liberal or left leaning centrist just because he was a 3 dimensional conservative.

[@somedestinyfanyaknow3703]

what the fuck is a 3 dimensional conservative

[@mobcrusher99]

@@somedestinyfanyaknow3703a type of person that hasn’t existed for a long time

[@MrBackman85]

Not all conservatives are bad, as a leftist myself though. They're genuinely nice, they support me at times. Despite the opposites we have, really.

[@NewesSkiller]

@@MrBackman85 Thanks man, I appreciate the kind response. Hope you keep the people that support you close!

[@MrBackman85]

@@NewesSkiller Yeah, they're pretty chill, so no problem.

[@BriaBri]

The moment I see “anti woke” or “woke” my eyes roll to the back of my head

[@Kadukunahaluu]

I cringe every single time

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Me too. Whenever I see comments mentioned about "woke" and blame it on diversity and inclusiveness when discussing about movies, TV shows, or video games, this makes me annoyed a lot.

[@itzfoxymisfit3069]

@@poweroffriendship2.0 god forbid we have a cast that doesn't only consist of cis straight white people

[@matthewbullion7935]

@@itzfoxymisfit3069 Not that I have anything against diverse casts. I love the inclusion in shows like the Mandalorian and Miami Vice. But I also don't have anything against casts that aren't diverse. I don't see what the problem is. If the story is told from a place and perspective where the likely reality is that the majority of people involved are mostly cis straight white people, then why not? It doesn't hurt me. In fact I really don't think about it much when watching stuff. I doubt most people do. And when it happens I doubt there was any malice behind it most of the time. Chances are the director just mostly knows people who fit that description or those are the people who auditioned and did well. I'm certain there's a few genuinely and intentionally racist directors out there but I'm assuming they're very far and few between. People need to leave casting directors alone. I'd rather want the cast to be chosen naturally then have a checklist of people who HAVE to be shoehorned in unrelated to the plot. If it's diverse in a way that feels natural great. If the cast isn't diverse then whatever. Probably doesn't mean anything. And I'm saying this as a minority myself.

[@PybroNotDead]

Anti woke is what human needs lol.

[@dami_ISnt_normal]

Someone needs to make an adult show bingo sheet it'll have things like "kids drink alcohol for some reason" "racist joke" "controversial actors and/or director" stuff like that just find some random adult cartoon and do the bingo with friends it'll be fun I promise.

[@i_miss_autumn12]

7:44 this is EXTREMELY outrageous. South Park is practically the OPPOSITE of Mr. Birchum, Mr. Birchum is practically a compilation of the things South Park makes fun of, for example, every left/lgbt person being ZESTY AS FUCK! Them saying Mr. Birchum gives a South Park vibe is horrendous, it gives South Park a TERRIBLE look for whoever might want to watch it. Especially because South Park is extremely more creative than whatever this atrocious slop of practially prison food this HORRIBLE show is. South Park is HILARIOUS to me, but as soon as-- if you even can-- start to find Mr. Birchum funny, they slip in another terribly written political joke.

[@flamevix]

Fun fact, some of the same people that worked on King of the Hill are the same people that worked on Bob's Burgers. It's why both shows are so good.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The character designer is also worked on Sanjay and Craig, which explains why the art style looks similar.

[@Tree-House69]

That makes so much sense, it had a similar "rhythm" to it.

[@Baldbutstillhuman]

I love the writing on bobs burgers but not the animation

[@Jm-ki4su]

@@Baldbutstillhuman it's more proof that not everything has to have cutting edge animation to tell a great story

[@RandomName11659]

Ah yes the character you are supposed to dislike that *checks notes* Cares about consent Cares about how the children feel And doesn't want children to go to a teachers house....

[@metaIqueersoIid]

even without those things, i found him way more likeable than the main character just from his personality lol ( though thats not a high standard now that i think about it ... )

[@oscaranderson5719]

guy you’re supposed to like: refers to students as donkeys and uses the same fucking student-rating board as Malcolm in the Middle had with zero irony. I hope none of these people have kids or work anywhere near them.

[@fireaza]

Thing is, boomers see consent and caring about how other people feel as BAD things. Of course you're supposed to dislike him.

[@xd._.28234]

@@fireaza they didnt have those, so u shouldnt either smh 🤡🤡

[@gummilatte1618]

I honestly felt bad for him too, poor guy was bullied in high school and continues to be bullied by his own coworkers

[@snavs420]

King of the Hill was written by thoughtful, funny people. Conservatism is intrinsically not thoughtful or funny, even on a base level. Mr. Birchum is the result. Thudding nothingness. God, King of the Hill is so good.

[@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262]

When Mr. Birchum rolled his eyes and said "student loans" I laughed so hard I sprayed my black rifle(tm) coffee everywhere. Thank God I didn't get any on my miniature Israeli flag collection.

[@JonathanSicoli]

Hahaha! So true! Although I beat my wife instead of laughing (a liberal trait) but same thing right fellas?? 😂😂😂

[@40Ccents]

he's trying to be hank but he can never be hank

[@40Ccents]

@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal you can never be hank, nobody can be Him

[@LadyMajolish]

Hank would literally SOLO Mr.Birchum in a debate, literally.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

With that crossed-arm pose, he'll never become the next Peter Griffin.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@LadyMajolish And Hank can kick this Birchum guy's bum like what he did to Jimmy Wichard.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Saberfart's farts.

[@hsojuu]

honestly, I’ve never seen anyone obsessed with pronouns and sexual orientation more than conservatives lmao

[@blueflare3848]

For real, lol.

[@Soufriere84]

I think the pronoun thing (from both ends) is stupid -- from the right for freaking out about it and from the far left for being language/tone police, and someone else's sexual orientation isn't my business unless they assume mine.

[@Zoronii]

I'm queer and a minority and I know conservatives IRL who talk about race, gender, and sexuality more than I do. Turns out when your whole personality is complaining about identity politics you become the identity politics yourself.

[@Micheal_Anthony_1996]

Because they're really mad that they're not allowed to come out of the closet.

[@BeeHatGuy]

Reminder that Nick Fuentes just got caught with gay pron & he's exactly like that

[@ForestFurgirl06]

Mf looks like Hello Neighbor

[@ADAMATION2007]

Everything Daily Wire does is so on brand. They think they’re so smart and really they’re just whiny and weak.

[@ChamanConTenis]

"Velma is the worst self-insert I've ever seen on an animated series" Adam Carilla: "Step aside Commie"

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

At least Velma's art style isn't completely abhorrent. Don't get me wrong, it's not great but outside of the context of the show it's not *THAT* bad.

[@Soufriere84]

@@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 I legit don't mind the designs for the Velma characters -- it's the least awful thing about that show

[@SWANSWAN-nc7ds]

I still think Velma is even worse than Mr.Birchum. Mr. Birchum is just a salty boomer while Velma is a legit psychopath who would put her friends in danger , and she feel no remorse when accusing Fred of murder.

[@PhysicsGamer]

@@SWANSWAN-nc7ds At least that's notable. Velma you can really hate. Birchum... Birchum is just sad, and not in a way that you really even feel like sympathizing with him, either.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 The art style is decent, but the story and the humor itself is pretty terrible, if not, insult to the Scooby Doo franchise. An adult Scooby Doo cartoon sounds interesting on paper, but Velma really executed it abysmally.

[@Ultra04channel]

"Would you like me to help you get acclimated with this new tool?" Why are they mocking a guy for offering proper safety instructions for an extremely dangerous piece of equipment?

[@RokkTheRock]

not to mention birchum using the tool wrong as well

[@Dice-Z]

Fellas, is it gay to not want permanently disabling work accidents?

[@DDRRR243]

@@Dice-Z Welp, to the people behind this show it is! It's WOKE to want to be safe 😡😡😡😡😡 Safety should not be first!!!!!!

[@Shovel________________]

unfortunately its too woke to keep all your fingers intact and on your hands

[@f4rgetf4l36]

@@Dice-Z can't spell "oh shit im gay" without "osha"

[@bwdoggrooming4482]

Might I add that a lot of veterans are liberal or left leaning people themselves. I grew up a military brat and have met both enlisted folk and veterans with all types of views.