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@friedwater65196 жыл бұрын
whats a life
@iguanaboi39216 жыл бұрын
A girlfriend and revenue
@RazaMK6 жыл бұрын
Nice mid roll ads
@vamodzv14526 жыл бұрын
500K 😍
@SpadeOfNades6 жыл бұрын
Despacito 9000
@stara66625 жыл бұрын
I want to believe Mark Hamilll knew what he was getting into and did it for the shits and giggles
@SkullPrism5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to ask him
@yoda9085 жыл бұрын
He probably did
@blameitonmillie55065 жыл бұрын
There’s like an 80% chance he did
@whatever3912-h7e5 жыл бұрын
It's Mark Hamill, the master of trolling. Of course he did
@asher87545 жыл бұрын
He probably was in on the money laundering scam that this was a part of
@GenerationWest6 жыл бұрын
0:25 Whoever made that collage is incredibly smart, talented and probably super handsome.
@jmvsic6 жыл бұрын
Sorry @GenerationWest... I'm sure you're all that and more, but I am trying to get @Saberspark to see this comment, which I would think you would likely agree with me on, yes? @Saber - you need to send this video and or your research to the sound directors or crew members (I don't use twitter or else I would find them on IMDB myself, then follow them on twitter and alert them to this) of the films you mentioned which had their audio stolen. This kind of thing is absolutely able to be prosecuted and needs to be stopped. As a person who has worked in foley and sound design, this is the kind of thing that upsets me the most. A lot of people worked hard to create the sounds that you were so easily able to recognize. Those sounds helped to create a world in which you were able to imagine those creatures as they existed in their respective films, and in addition were so memorable that you remembered them without the visual cues. This is a skill and art form to be able to do so well, and the "creators" of this film completely and without shame stole other peoples hard work. I urge you to please reach out to a member or two of the sound crews on one or all of the films you noticed this happening. I know you are a stand up guy and I want to thank you for bringing this blatant theft of copyright to our attention.
@zoe32376 жыл бұрын
GenerationWest ayyye 420 likes lmao
@rabbiqa6 жыл бұрын
There are two types of people
@JustinY.6 жыл бұрын
Rare concept footage of Jurassic World 3 (2020)
@bluishred_16 жыл бұрын
What are yout secrets????????
@christiangomez95766 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Stop Commeting!!!! Get a life I see you everywhere!! Your comments aren't even clever or funny.
@dylandanielantoniogalazoya66186 жыл бұрын
christian gomez i put the new forgis on the Jeep
@dylandanielantoniogalazoya66186 жыл бұрын
Vámonos de a fiesta factory, pero lleva mucho botiquín
@5dcstuff4966 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Lmao,such HIGH QUALITY footage
@hydro13554 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that this is actually an improvement on the Christmas one
@ghj743tf3 жыл бұрын
Wolf Tracer is the best
@요한-p7u3 жыл бұрын
that's not saying much lmao
@CoraCreates3 жыл бұрын
@@ghj743tf child
@ghj743tf3 жыл бұрын
@@CoraCreates what the hell is you're problem?
@arrontheprotogen92762 жыл бұрын
@@ghj743tf your* Lol
@omgcats25 жыл бұрын
who tf out here making moves in sims 1?
@pr3ttyw3irdgrl5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ineedsleep16824 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣
@user-ec8zs7xy2d4 жыл бұрын
The Sims 1 looks better than this movie.
@netsdanita4 жыл бұрын
This thing wishes it was _the sims 1,_ its more like the original _Alone in the Dark_ for DOS.
@gayandtired53704 жыл бұрын
ik like at LEAST use sims 4
@KARS_K6 жыл бұрын
Leo the Lion looks like a masterpiece compared to this
@n64gamefan6 жыл бұрын
So does the show Problem Solverz.
@petrherrmann44536 жыл бұрын
Kars Kirby i am number 100!!
@rooksclown3166 жыл бұрын
nintendofan that show hurts my eyes
@theshriekingpenguin8366 жыл бұрын
Leo IS a masterpiece after this
@robertslate97116 жыл бұрын
It even makes Joshua and the Promised Land look decent
@amelon18036 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the production logo is better than anything I saw in the actual movie
@brandonsutton7474 Жыл бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😢😊
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
HEY THE MOVIES ACTUALLY LOOKS VERY GOOD IT LOOKS BETTER THAN MORROWIND
@NorbertLelles Жыл бұрын
@@NigerianCrusader yep
@Sakuramoch1__4 жыл бұрын
Captain Blood? *Sounds like some edgy roleplaying Roblox player*
@My_honest_erection4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@timopino27264 жыл бұрын
Fuck you im on my period
@daemonxdog34774 жыл бұрын
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@copy-rightedname4 жыл бұрын
@@daemonxdog3477 y e s
@cosmofire56574 жыл бұрын
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@spira5436 жыл бұрын
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
@Sharks-wm1ru6 жыл бұрын
Spira Fallen Kingdom came out in 2018....
@soba_ren6 жыл бұрын
Spira lmao totally right
@NatsuNatsu36 жыл бұрын
When Jurassic World is too low budget to make their movie.
@dylandanielantoniogalazoya66186 жыл бұрын
Sharks 71982 You don't have humor sense, Get out of here
@joshou37596 жыл бұрын
Jurassic world 76 leaked footage.
@NotCOPPAFTCA6 жыл бұрын
If jurrasic park and fallout had a baby and dropped it
@dsnow72115 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes
@clawyraptor90295 жыл бұрын
@Lavender Dash Farms and got sent to north Korea.
@thot56685 жыл бұрын
*and dropped it.*
@stefanm.7345 жыл бұрын
And then kicked it around like a football for good measure.
@lucasodelta25915 жыл бұрын
Jurrasic park and fallout 76
@MrTobi0136 жыл бұрын
Looks like the animation for Baldy...
@SRCReptiles5 жыл бұрын
Yess!
@myuniverselove5 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO BALDIS BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNINGGGG, THATTTSSS MEEEEEEEE
@OrangeNoNukegara5 жыл бұрын
@@yeee8068 nah
@agentblackbird94355 жыл бұрын
Baldi’s animation style was intentionally made bad and looked way better than this crap
@leviwhitt8605 жыл бұрын
More like facade's animation
@lilacgrace60254 жыл бұрын
12:45: "You've gotta love that fade out. That's what I'm plannin-" *ad plays* You aren't slick, saber. We saw what you did there lmao
@reyofsunshine51674 жыл бұрын
LmAooo
@mullinsgames12714 жыл бұрын
Um...I didn't get that.
@_SP1K3D3 жыл бұрын
Damn,when I pushed that time mark a gaming ad played 💀
@fandroid6491 Жыл бұрын
Me who has an adblokcer: Haha nice try
@TheHeroOfTomorrow5 жыл бұрын
"All of that STILL leaves one nagging question...HUNH?!" If that doesn't sum up this movie, I don't know what does.
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
THE PLOT WILL BE FURTHER EXPLAINED IN THE SEQUEL WHICH IS COMING OUT OMCE I BUY WOLF TRACER AND ONLY TO END IT ON ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER
@PowWowAnimations6 жыл бұрын
1:09 Please tell me that's the music the movie actually used.
@Twonkae6 жыл бұрын
It is
@dr.velious54116 жыл бұрын
No, go look up Jurassic Park melodica.
@TDF90556 жыл бұрын
I remember the music from that No Man's Sky comparison video.
@jerrysmith29256 жыл бұрын
PowWow Animations 420 likes 👌🏿
@snwylepard2206 жыл бұрын
PowWow Animations it fits in with the movie but sadly not it wasnt in there
@ds-gx4hb5 жыл бұрын
Dinosaur: *noise* that one girl character whatever her name is: :o
@lpsquestie34954 жыл бұрын
Troye _with an e_
@stevensteviepryde58884 жыл бұрын
@@lpsquestie3495 what's funny is that in the credits they didn't spell it with an e
@theoldsarcasticpineapple4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@suchomimustenerensis4 жыл бұрын
I hate how movies are like “Carnivorous Animals are bad even thought they want to eat to survive.”
@genderlesstoast66334 жыл бұрын
@@suchomimustenerensis usually big meat eating animals are shown as evil just because they would kill us, and in our dumb human brains it automatically registers as just bad I guess, even though we basically do the exact same lol
@wolvie16183 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel bad about my animations, I just watch this and feel much better
@rac1equalsbestgame8532 жыл бұрын
This looks worse than PS1 game
@MsDancealot2 жыл бұрын
Same
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 IT LOOKS AWESOME
@NorbertLelles Жыл бұрын
@@NigerianCrusader yes
@EXFoxer Жыл бұрын
@@rac1equalsbestgame853FR 💀💀
@maskedfoxx71736 жыл бұрын
The Tinder Bio: Jurassic Park The date: Wolf Tracer’s Dinosaur Island
@jaimeg3096 жыл бұрын
Link To Original Pic From Your Pfp, I Need The Research
@soupboy14305 жыл бұрын
*Me:* Yo, can I borrow the aux cord? *Friend:* You better not play trash *Me:* 1:08
@OrangeNoNukegara5 жыл бұрын
:V
@TsukasaFanTc5 жыл бұрын
I would totally do this.
@leonardogomez88124 жыл бұрын
Friend - Its worse than trash
@joehayes99334 жыл бұрын
Friend: Throws me out of car
@witheredbonnie92684 жыл бұрын
Joe Hayes kill me
@MidnightBanshi6 жыл бұрын
It's the adventures of the forgotten blow-up dolls on dinosaur island! Well heck......their mouths look like it anyway, as does the movement.
@FilmBucket5 жыл бұрын
Wallace and Gromit, A Day Out: $11k Rapsittie: $500k Just goes to show that talent wins over budget
@fuzzywzhe Жыл бұрын
I don't see how Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out could have POSSIBLY only cost $11K. It was done in 1989. That means it was done entirely on film, and I bet the film cost more than that, even for 1980's standards. Film isn't cheap. I'm doubtful it was that inexpensive even if all the labor was free.
"Also, from this angle, it looks like he's wearing a thong." --Saberspark, 2018
@ka8504116 жыл бұрын
And the other character’s shirt actually makes him looks like he’s wearing a bra 😂
@AB-uf1et6 жыл бұрын
ka850411 they have their secrets....the overweight guy secretly has thong kinks and the other guy crossdresses...the character depth in this movie
@chuyrenteria62526 жыл бұрын
Where? EDIT: nvm.
@brycevo6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing something for Jurassic Park 25th and Fallen Kingdom release. Thank you
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
I WONDER WHAT HE DO FOR VICE CITY ANNIVERSARU ALSO THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
@Edscratch234696 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight, Mark Hamill voices Shia LaBeouf a man thing who gets lost at Jurassic shart with his friends, british female Johnny quest and a fatter short haired version of Josh peck. they have to find a way off the island by going deeper into the island, along the way they get attacked by dinosaurs, find a pirate ship, a book, a bird tablet, homeless people, and there crazy captain. They end up building a raft with logs of dino shit so they can go find but not find the lost city of Atlantis?!
@cheesewizard89436 жыл бұрын
Edscratch23469 "Jurassic Shart"
@parker-boy986 жыл бұрын
You're right, he does look like Shia LeBouf
@springingsometraps90365 жыл бұрын
Yea that's pretty much the long and short of it..
@NorbertLelles Жыл бұрын
@@parker-boy98 whos that
@NepetasShippingWall1642 Жыл бұрын
@@NorbertLelles guy who played sam witwicky from the live-action transformers movies
@idontusethisaccanymore99714 жыл бұрын
Animation character: *chokes to death * CcccCcCc hhhhh ristmas
MRREEYEYUAA CCCHHRHRHRIIIOOISISÆAWWEMASSAASSSS wow what a way with words
@biggiechungus7843 жыл бұрын
I definitely support the theory that the grandma's audio was so bad it was unusable, so the editor cut her audio into gibberish because it sounded better. Everything she says sounds like it was taken from the middle of a random word
@dominicperez37776 жыл бұрын
That harmonica is so spot on.
@ItsCosmoTewulf6 жыл бұрын
*melodica
@CvndyClvb6 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck it started playing right when I read this comment.
@virtualboy896 жыл бұрын
You're basically a youtube celebirtiy.
@washer59186 жыл бұрын
I think it's actually a melodica
@HEADBOY_PHENOMENON6 жыл бұрын
I cry every time I hear it's Beethoven-esque quality.
@slashbash13476 жыл бұрын
Rapsittie Street Kids even had the Black Power Ranger voicing the main character. I met him at a con, and I wish I had known that, so I could've asked him about his experience on the show.
@janeistired39216 жыл бұрын
Rhapsody*
@Adamsnadler2146 жыл бұрын
It was rapsittie you dumbass
@RokuroCarisu6 жыл бұрын
As in "rap city".
@janeistired39216 жыл бұрын
+bboi elmo Wow. Touchy children. Did you eat salt for breakfast or something?
@slashbash13476 жыл бұрын
IDon'tEvenKnow Well, shit, man, you attempted to correct me without doing the proper research. What'd you expect?
@Left4DeadHunterFan6 жыл бұрын
The character models remind me of that game called Façade
@herbiehusker18895 жыл бұрын
Grace is a b!tch
@knightofoctober5 жыл бұрын
*M E L O N*
@Obscured-thing5 жыл бұрын
I knows
@starlightbard5 жыл бұрын
@@knightofoctober **closes the door in your face and slowly fade to black**
@nickyblue48664 жыл бұрын
Melon
@Guntherson2204 жыл бұрын
The second you said "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" I immediately went "Oh god! That's the level of suck we're dealing with?!"
@Tareltonlives4 жыл бұрын
Same
@mysterylala76243 жыл бұрын
level of suck? no no no rapsittie street kids was a work of art you uncultured swine-
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
THIS GRAFICKS LOOK BETTER THAN VIDE CITY THATS WHAT UNWOULD SAY, DUDE. WLELL GUESS WHAT THESSE GRAPHICS ARE ACTJ,AU GOOD AND JR J JUST DONT USNNERSTAND ANYTHJJNG JW)MMDMF,EDFO GOOD GRAPHICS DONF MEAN ANTHING
@favoritemustard35427 ай бұрын
I see you're out here crusading the good crusade @Crusader!
@kat_draws__6 жыл бұрын
5:02 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *insert ad*
@morsey_556 жыл бұрын
katmez i actaully giy an ad😂
@heaventoms87596 жыл бұрын
I choked
@crabking28906 жыл бұрын
Are you ok jimmy you have been screaming for 5 minutes
@proballyuselessacc19666 жыл бұрын
*TIK TOK AD*
@SCP-106_Uncle_Larry6 жыл бұрын
It is Wednesday my dudes 5:02
@DitieBun6 жыл бұрын
"Chief Science Officer" *the t-rex in the movie has 3 fingers* :/
@IanFraser4204 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Colin! I want to work on your movie! What can I do?" "Oh, hey, Marc, you can be... the... ummmmm... the Chief Science Officer!"
@Jotarokujo-ez2wn4 жыл бұрын
Saber: so she started talking about her dream My mind: I Giorno Giovanna have a dream
@crazyhumanss.r.o56926 жыл бұрын
10:52 * What do ya think? *I think it's amazing. * I THINK I AM HUNGRY (This movie is so stupid, that it's actually funny xD)
@parker-boy986 жыл бұрын
The animation sucks though
@TheCompleteMental6 жыл бұрын
Its come full circle
@WileyCylas6 жыл бұрын
Witty dialogue to match the stellar animation
@jenneacoleman-cubero23656 жыл бұрын
And people say "The Last Jedi" was the worse thing Mark Hamill's been in...
@BlueDragonknight3756 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the Star Wars Christmas special.
@jenneacoleman-cubero23656 жыл бұрын
Nina Sampson Yeah, but at least...at least...I got nothing. Then again, the special did have Bee Arthur and Jefferson Airplane.
@freyathedragon8996 жыл бұрын
At least the costumes were sorta on point in that special... The only thing on point...
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche57616 жыл бұрын
@@BlueDragonknight375 Christmas special was a masterpiece in comparason
@TerribleT6666 жыл бұрын
@@BlueDragonknight375 oh yes.....
@Polak-dd7ds6 жыл бұрын
"Baldi's Trip to Jurassic Park"
@florbingo98716 жыл бұрын
Frisco 1522 this comment is very underrated.
@SpookyHam6 жыл бұрын
*ThaTS Me!!!1111!!oneone**!!
@millie23605 жыл бұрын
*spancc*
@tultsi935 жыл бұрын
"I get angrier from every dinosaur you get wrong."
@PinkGoldAbby4 жыл бұрын
This comment made me realize that baldis basics looks legitamately better animated than this.
@joaovictorabramides99775 жыл бұрын
Kid: Mom, can we watch Jurassic Park? Mom: We have Jurassic Park at home. Jurassic Park at home:
@brodoodtv83433 жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park at home: *no one cares about the dinos we need ships and lost city*
@heaventoms87596 жыл бұрын
8:04 When you see your dog chewing on a candy wrapper.
@HelheimMudkip6 жыл бұрын
I read that comment during that part lol
@WileyCylas6 жыл бұрын
Or when ur cat is on the table eating your food.... XD
@DarleyHavidsun6 жыл бұрын
The little shits 💜
@cringequeen62915 жыл бұрын
Me: EXCUSE ME, **MORO, WHY ARE YOU EATING A WRAPPER!! *remembered that she ate a book cover and a few papers of said book* **my doggo
@Rosen.stylus5 жыл бұрын
Have dog can confirm
@evolvedturtleproductions76006 жыл бұрын
“The animators were so preoccupied with whether they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should. Luckily, they couldn’t.”
@soullessraptor61552 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there, and I approve it
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@soullessraptor6155 DID WHAT?
@soullessraptor6155 Жыл бұрын
@@NigerianCrusader Jurassic Park reference
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@soullessraptor6155 THANKS
@blondbraid79866 жыл бұрын
Wow, the animations and characters look bad! I used to study video game graphics and design and me and my classmates, who were total beginners in 3D modelling, still managed to make better models in the first weeks of class. How somebody could release something this ugly just baffles me.
@Adamsnadler2146 жыл бұрын
The movie was a scam, maybe an insurance one or just manipulating people in vhs sales
@JayRoboFox6 жыл бұрын
It's worse than PS1 graphics
@lucapeyrefitte68996 жыл бұрын
Spooky Wegion no it's worse than Nintendo 64 graphics
@davebob85066 жыл бұрын
BlueDiamond But for Rapsittie Street Kids, they actually got some A-class actors. How?
@yasminetamer85096 жыл бұрын
The first model I ever made, with no experience and only KZbin videos to guide me, looked way better than this. Someone had to really try to make it look that bad.
@bakedgoldfish455 жыл бұрын
5:01 "AAAAAAAA!" and "No... NOOOOOO!" would go together perfectly.
@drama-lama11076 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh... I hate it when I get stuck In a storm and suddenly get transported into a time portal... Happens all the time I tell ya!
@hecitsaiyamiseviltwin6396 жыл бұрын
drama-lama 110 lama lama mad at mamma
@candeniz59996 жыл бұрын
and they said Jurassic Park was inaccurate...
@michaelgrand3467 күн бұрын
To the book or real life
@PowWowAnimations6 жыл бұрын
They look like robots.
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS6 жыл бұрын
PowWow Animations as a bot I am triggered Clicking the following URL www.p******.com
@screamingatu58136 жыл бұрын
Not robots. Aliens.
@ayylmao89016 жыл бұрын
The animation in money for nothing is better than this
@hummingvoid78246 жыл бұрын
PowWow Animations More like a nightmare creatures.
@MissingnoUploader6 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Especially the dinosaurs. I thought they could barely pass as cheaply built animatronics. I also noticed the inside of the humans' mouths aren't even defined, like they only consist of a single vertex dragged into the model to create a cone-shaped hollow that isn't even colored
@TinySwanGrandAdventures2 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that the high profile cast members did these terrible movies for a fun and fairly easy paycheck where they didn't have to take their parts seriously.
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
THE REASON WHYT THERES ALOT OF HIGH PROFILE CAST MEMBERS IS CUZ THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE THE ONLY REASON THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD IS CUZ GRAPHICS DONT MEAN ANYTHING
@NigerianCrusader10 ай бұрын
you mean right@@ΑναστάσηςΜηλάς
@RanitobrY78636 жыл бұрын
0:37 Am I the only one laughing at this long and awkward laugh?
@themarionette69036 жыл бұрын
sketchypop 101 That part killed me cos i was like wth is happening XD
@marinin_6 жыл бұрын
Chrissmoss
@blueclawoflunarclan44796 жыл бұрын
Lol is that what it's supposed to be?
@mushy59676 жыл бұрын
sketchypop 101 lol
@SoftPlushie6 жыл бұрын
Old lady:Ajiokskdjdkikiolkokajxn it's chistmas Me: What!? What the F(beep)
@CrowAbode6 жыл бұрын
dude, this animation is so good, they should join hope animation!!!
@Saberspark6 жыл бұрын
Colin Slater vs David Hutter (weird, both of their names contain the same amount of letters for both first and last name)
@alexbarrera41986 жыл бұрын
So the movie they’ll make is “Strawinsky and the Rapsittie Street Kids”
@MoeRon0046 жыл бұрын
Kalei IsTooTech Yea it's really good ....... for a calculator
@sponchi86786 жыл бұрын
They should work at Disney
@theinfinitychannel9946 жыл бұрын
Kalei IsTooTech no no no they should join Jet Lag Productions. Lol
@mechajay33586 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ it hurts looking at their faces😵
@Cutie_Oni6 жыл бұрын
Jay 2.0 worse than ME:andromeda
@screamingatu58136 жыл бұрын
Specially when their mouths are open. The insides of their mouths are FLIPPING GREY
@Snow-xd4rv6 жыл бұрын
Jay 2.0+ Everything about it is disturbing to me.
@blkgardner4 жыл бұрын
8:40 when you put all your points into melee damage in Ark: Survival Evolved.
@TulipMawlz3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD LITERALLY AHAHAHA
@casssidyy7116 жыл бұрын
5:07 I swear to you when I was 12 I wrote a story and the cover for the book I drew looked like THAT. From that black background to the yellow outlined wolf in a box. I’m cringing just by remembering
@kylelee8486 жыл бұрын
The Sketching Dork please tell us more about this story because im sure it's better than this movie
@pearlwatchesyousleep4766 жыл бұрын
8:41 - Of course! Kick the velociraptor in the face when it jumps at you! It’s so simple... why didn’t anyone in Jurassic Park do that? I’ll tell you why, laziness.
@DraconasTenZHG6 жыл бұрын
Pearl watches you sleep So she could easily ChuckNorris the shit out of a few raptors at once but xXx_Kaptin_Bl00d_xXx was too much? He must have been strong af.
@bundleoffuck29866 жыл бұрын
Pearl watches you sleep Pearl watches you sleep Pearl watches you sleep Pearl watches you sleep
@TehSlan6 жыл бұрын
I mean, there was that insanely cringe-worthy gymnastics kick in The Lost World, and I say that as someone who hesitates to call anything cringe-worthy.
@thebohemiancowboy28056 жыл бұрын
An island full of dinosaurs is one the most overused lines in history
@robertdaw33646 жыл бұрын
What if WE were the ones on the island, and the dinosaurs found US?
@thebohemiancowboy28056 жыл бұрын
Robert Daw An island full of humans lol
@bul13ts6 жыл бұрын
It's hard to imagine so many humans in one place... frightening even.
@atomicdancer6 жыл бұрын
_"Houston, we have a problem... An island full of dinosaurs."_ - Apollo 13 _“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on an island full of dinosaurs anymore.”_ - Wizard of Oz _"Mama always said life was like an island full of dinosaurs. You never know what you're gonna get.”_ - Forrest Gump
@D.G.M.6 жыл бұрын
That would make it Godzilla.
@mikewazowski4715 жыл бұрын
1:00 Never has a song so perfectly portrayed my feelings watching the movies you review Saber 😂
@bonelessbooks92636 жыл бұрын
15:20 t pose to assert dominance and escape dinosaurs
@burberrycurry75176 жыл бұрын
boneless books go back about 7 seconds and it’s absolutely hilarious
@drradical8586 жыл бұрын
12:36 my my t pose I see
@drradical8586 жыл бұрын
12:56 I meant
@e.c.sherman47495 жыл бұрын
It worked for Owen Grady.
@dsnow72115 жыл бұрын
I see a Y pose
@keynanmartinez6 жыл бұрын
Once you do a bad animated movie I always expect a cringy intro but makes it more interesting to watch.
@7eartcat2486 жыл бұрын
keynan martinez same
@MMDRen6 жыл бұрын
THE USE OF MOSES SAYING “STOP, STOP IT” WHILE SHOWING A CLIP OF THE MOVIE WAS GENIUS DJEBDKSNJWDNEKQK
@yeshelloiamsnek5806 жыл бұрын
MMD Ren why is your picture a thing
@MMDRen6 жыл бұрын
Yes Hello I Am Snek omfg
@tjstarblood6244 жыл бұрын
Me earlier today: Nah, there's no such thing as a bad dinosaur movie. Me now: I need to go rethink my life's choices.
@michaelthesanta36104 жыл бұрын
there are soo many bad dinosaur movies
@doryanburlison69982 жыл бұрын
Haven’t you ever seen the Super Mario Brothers movie? Or any of the 50,000 Land Before Time movies?
@tjstarblood6242 жыл бұрын
@@doryanburlison6998 Woah, woah, woah! What we're not gonna do, is rip on The Land Before Time.
@doryanburlison69982 жыл бұрын
@@tjstarblood624 Fine but you gotta at least give me Super Mario Bros.
@tjstarblood6242 жыл бұрын
@@doryanburlison6998 Yeah I'll give you that
@BuggyTrucks6 жыл бұрын
5:01 needs to be a meme now
@ketchupwater065 жыл бұрын
Well, more like a perfectly cut scream
@LiliannsGachaChannel5 жыл бұрын
When you lost all of your stuff in Minecraft
@mariajimenafigueroa83114 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHHH
@MasterJayanX4 жыл бұрын
Indeed, it should be a meme
@uainjansun4 жыл бұрын
5:02
@Beelze_Bubbles6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There's an obscure old computer game called Captain Blood that has a 3D sequel/remake called Commander Blood.
@jackrose35425 жыл бұрын
Cyberdemon Cyndi fuck, adblocker isn’t working
@unfabgirl5 жыл бұрын
There is also a novel called Captain Blood.
@SunyCartoons5 жыл бұрын
The plot sounds like a 60s action/adventure film that would have Ray Harryhausen effects.
@M0j0_1453 жыл бұрын
A comment from 2 years ago with 116 likes but 0 replies? Here ya go, ya first reply :)
@Cynchronicity73 жыл бұрын
Ray Harryhausen made better movies than this.
@edmortis3 жыл бұрын
remake this entirely in claymation instant classic
@aranduryaviel63754 жыл бұрын
“Got love that fade out” “That’s what I’m planning-“ *ad plays* “ING on.”
@SigEpBlue6 жыл бұрын
I know it's trite to question details in 'films' like this, but *why is the inside of the humans' mouths gray?!*
@jillmo64586 жыл бұрын
SigEpBlue I assume it's because the people who modelled them didn't texture the insides of their mouths. So the mouths remained the original gray color.
@gokuxsephiroth45056 жыл бұрын
'Cause they're secretly robots
@TheMadRatKing6 жыл бұрын
Why do these things keep existing who is making them why are they still alive
@thesupervideogamenerdmore31716 жыл бұрын
Because... Plot.
@deppheadsunited29246 жыл бұрын
With all the stolen music they used I was just waiting to here " He's A Pirate".
@OrangeNoNukegara5 жыл бұрын
HEAR
@blackcat7383 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the people who made rapsitte street kids were actually allowed to make another abomination.
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
IT IS NOT AN ABOBINATION
@peeweeherman94116 жыл бұрын
"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs is brought back to life withe advance cloning Technic I call it Billy and the cloneasaurus."
@pbmultiverse5436 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Mark Hamill works with this studio just for fun, ironic fun, like when you watch something like the room or trolls 2, or you do something cringey knowing it is cringey
@Zizzily6 жыл бұрын
For a long time, Mark Hamil was considered a B-list actor and his career, even now, is mostly as a voice actor.
@Zenocius6 жыл бұрын
Zzyzx Wolfe in terms of voice acting hes god tier
@APumpkinJess6 жыл бұрын
“Jacksoff in the sky”
@PowWowAnimations6 жыл бұрын
Better bring an umbrella!
@Vaguer_Weevil6 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it wasn't just raining mayonnaise? Oh god I.. I had my mouth open and everything...
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen52456 жыл бұрын
A storm's cumming....
@chriss.63536 жыл бұрын
"We will be seeing some CUMulonimbus clouds."
@westleybabin68706 жыл бұрын
OLAF’S COOMING!
@cozy.underscore.cringe5 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest sin throughout the whole movie is that the velociraptors are inaccurate
@nightspawnson-of-luna49363 жыл бұрын
well JP's Velociraptor's aren't accurate either... so I don't think you should blame just this movie...
@twitchylance1176 жыл бұрын
That's it I gotta' tell my opinion... *"This film's animation is worst than Joshua and the Promise Land!"* Yes, I said that!
@isaiahgarraway55686 жыл бұрын
PARASYTE! Does Random Stuff? No NOOOIOO
@thesupervideogamenerdmore31716 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@robertslate97116 жыл бұрын
Hell this whole movie is worse than anything we've seen on the channel so far
@aaronanderson10366 жыл бұрын
G A S P
@lkturtlsndShrkz6 жыл бұрын
Nothing. Repeat, *NOTHING*, can be worse than Joshua and the Promise Land.
@angelo11116 жыл бұрын
wow the new jurassic world sequel looks great
@christopherwallace79036 жыл бұрын
saturn Top Ten Best Anime of all time!
@kalimbakryptid68016 жыл бұрын
10:53 "What do you think?" "I think it's amazing!" "I think I'm hungry" ...why am I laughing so hard at this
@thisismyotheraccount18635 жыл бұрын
4:27 DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREETS!
@stefanm.7345 жыл бұрын
5:08 Gonna have to stop you right there. At twelve, if I was asked to draw a wolf, you would have gotten a ball on top of something that looks vaguely like some sort of four-legged creature. A pretty far cry from this studio's logo, I'd say.
@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich22425 жыл бұрын
I find it so funny whenever the voice for the girl character forgets that she's supposed to have a British accent, cause she seems to go back and forth between an American accent and a British accent quite a lot.
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
WHY NOT AN CHINESE ACCENT?
@NorbertLelles Жыл бұрын
@@NigerianCrusader YEAH
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@NorbertLelles THANKS FOR AGREEING WITH MU DUDE
@yugimumoto16 жыл бұрын
How could a cast like this end up in a movie like this... Foodfight says hello...
@aguycalledjamal4 жыл бұрын
7:30 I personally would’ve gone for the robot chicken skit Vader: “I am your father” Luke: “NO THATS IMPOSIBLE” Vader: “and did you know Leia is your sister” Luke: “NO THATS IMPROBABLE” Vader: “and did you also know that I built C3-PO” Luke: “NO THATS... possible”
@Sharks-wm1ru6 жыл бұрын
3:33 Me when I wake up in the morning
@christopherwallace79036 жыл бұрын
Sharks 71982 That must hurt!
@scot19136 жыл бұрын
*EXISTANCE*
@wyattunderwood88706 жыл бұрын
Lel
@lindabiscuits93306 жыл бұрын
Sharks 71982 this made me laugh so hard xD
@SecretAgentYaya6 жыл бұрын
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
@purpleYamask6 жыл бұрын
They spared every expense.
@theonlychickensama83536 жыл бұрын
Jermecia Lindsey clearly
@ichabodstrange7565 жыл бұрын
5:12 Thats not Australia, it's a fairly accurate map of the Black Sea :D
@frisbyart3 жыл бұрын
Me: “I want to watch Jurassic World!” Mom: “We have Jurassic World at home.” At home: 1:08
@aufowithwificoverage33285 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your vids of this low budget films all day and on every video I just think "How did this got approved? Why they thought it would be good?" "Are they happy with their end results?"
@BadWebDiver5 жыл бұрын
If their prime aim is get income or write off a tax break; then yes...
Norwegian nerd The latter is to show that we were missed to thinking we're getting something good. Angry Joe did the same joke on his top 10 worst games list with "No Man's Sky".
@screamingatu58136 жыл бұрын
HAH
@teslatica73376 жыл бұрын
You Have It The Wrong Way Round Mate
@teslatica73376 жыл бұрын
+TheTheninjagummygummybear NEVER
@arnold201395 жыл бұрын
Whatever drugs these animators/writers were on, I want some. 🍸
@thecheezyweebboy88354 жыл бұрын
All of them
@RabidlyTaboo4 жыл бұрын
wow. funny. kek. lol. ha. ja. lel. lawl. rofl. hehe.
@Frobilen5 жыл бұрын
the "t rex" in this movie looks so bad and they gave it 3 fingers when t rex only has 2 i hope this company gets shut down FOREVER
@johnpaulkeller54506 жыл бұрын
You know that you are on to something good when your graphics are worse then classic RuneScape.
@rac1equalsbestgame8532 жыл бұрын
PS1 games look amazing in comparison to this
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
It was animated on 3D choreographer
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 IT WAS ANIMATED ON 3D CHOREOGRAPHER
@NorbertLelles Жыл бұрын
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 ps1 looks worse
@layt1876 жыл бұрын
This kinda reminds me of the old runescape graphics.
@BottledPoe5 жыл бұрын
Water Bottle me too lolol
@bonelessbooks92636 жыл бұрын
this entire movie looks like it was animated by surreal entertainment
@ethannicoletti86906 жыл бұрын
Surreal has better production value
@isabellev.24836 жыл бұрын
Surreal entertainment and pamtri do better.
@parker-boy986 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it was
@WileyCylas6 жыл бұрын
No Video Brinquedo
@cringequeen62915 жыл бұрын
Except it is a real movie and STILL looks like SHIT
@ellewoodford80574 жыл бұрын
"youre leeching off my discoveries?!" and here i thought the point of publishing research was so other people could use the research and expand upon it
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
YEP SHES REALLY STUPID
@chickenstrips51746 жыл бұрын
Why did 1:09 sound like a accordion falling down a flight of stairs
@FeeshDracomoo4 жыл бұрын
probably because it was
@DepartmentofMiserableShitcunts4 жыл бұрын
Well now we gotta tell his family he died. From falling down the stairs.
@mdexterc28946 жыл бұрын
It's really a testament to how well LoTR sound design was if you could easily recognize it
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
OBLIVION SOUND EFFECTS BETTER
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
Actually, I take that back, Morrowind has better sound effects
*WTF Food Fight was animated better then this movie*
@fuzzyjusttoomuch6 жыл бұрын
I'd never thought i'd agree with that in my entire life, but you're right.
@parker-boy986 жыл бұрын
Damn straight
@rlctheproducer92356 жыл бұрын
This movie looks like my 10th grade art project.
@CloverArt15 жыл бұрын
13:28( pretty much what he was saying and her response) Guy: for years I was inspired by you and followed your lead Girl: how dare you be inspired by me you work stealing thief!
@gokuxsephiroth45056 жыл бұрын
God damn it- why is my favourite Joker always in these things? Mark Hamil, what happened? You're a friggin' incredible voice actor- why do I keep seeing you pop up in these things?
@literaltrash66716 жыл бұрын
money probably
@Silver_wind_1987_6 жыл бұрын
Goku x Sephiroth make himself known? Money? Scam? There's a lot of reasons....but every actor has there hiccups and shitty acting jobs
@pineapplelords186 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he is still awesome
@Silver_wind_1987_6 жыл бұрын
@@pineapplelords18 agreed his joker is by far the best!!! Letos was to pimpy.....and really boring. His teeth oh Lord almighty why!?!? Sweetie....you can get normal teeth.....and if you want sharpen the fuckers to a point like a shark. NOW that would be creepy as fuck seeing a wide smile and sharp teeth with jokers persona.
@DonaldFromKingdomHearts6 жыл бұрын
Maybe he just said "why not"
@abiolathecreator32056 жыл бұрын
What do I wanna be when I grow up? CHIEF SCIENCE OFFICER
@neverlucky53946 жыл бұрын
Abiola The Creator to be continued
@cakestalker4 жыл бұрын
So you want to work on the Enterprise?
@yeemcgee81496 жыл бұрын
Jack! Run! ....... *AHHHhhhHhh*
@theelderscout03146 жыл бұрын
Jax-off
@0deadx213 жыл бұрын
5:18 That's the BLACK SEA. They didn't make this location up.