why is Christian animation LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER
@thegreenrenegade77593 жыл бұрын
It just works.
@andrewsanusi84623 жыл бұрын
Idk
@yaaasKerchow3 жыл бұрын
You're right lmao
@kilpzzyrandom3 жыл бұрын
Saber you finally posted it😎 now to rage at my religion 😂😂
@Le0sh3 жыл бұрын
time to dropkick the people who made these out the window weee
@pinacolada59113 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that sarah is always looking up at the sky even when talking to other characters, as if she’s silently asking god why she was created
@sua86382 жыл бұрын
Omg, thank you random person for making me day, this was the best joke I've heard in a couple of weeks
@MadeMeExist2 жыл бұрын
*_Who blames her, honestly?_*
@sua86382 жыл бұрын
@@MadeMeExist I most certainly don't
@snegik2 жыл бұрын
@@MadeMeExist (saberspark does :/)
@r3negadex2 жыл бұрын
She was created to suffer and bring suffering onto us all. Hail Satan.
@JagoHazzard3 жыл бұрын
"Can you tell me a Bible story?" "Well okay. This is the story of how Jesus-" "No, no. Tell me about the Whore of Babylon."
@thegayghost8723 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear about that time Jesus had a pet dragon
@sky-sx5gt3 жыл бұрын
@@thegayghost872 same
@coranbaker64013 жыл бұрын
That's legit a good story tho.
@lauciansylvaranth22853 жыл бұрын
there are so many good stories like that, honestly, I am an atheist and I love the old testament because of all the stories about the rape and murder and cheating and such. I like to call the bible a dramatic, violent, erotica.
@notanotaku11013 жыл бұрын
@@randomcanadian6298 that might be a bit much, but the Bible would definitely make a good iron age Game of Thrones-esque fantasy series.
@michaelstrong53833 жыл бұрын
Once again, further proof that VeggieTales truly is the peak of Christian animation. The designs were simple, but at least they're not giving me nightmares.
@zhan7683 жыл бұрын
VeggieTales was incredible for its time and could be enjoyed by even non-Christians. The work they did with the technology that was available at the time was incredible and it’s a genuinely good series. If only more Christian studios went with this instead of blatant, cheap propaganda money grabs.
@Curlyboi-yq7od3 жыл бұрын
I had a nightmare of Larry the cucumber
@SCP--fj2jr3 жыл бұрын
@@zhan768 *I still like Vegetables to this day. Well the old one.*
@kalvinchester40683 жыл бұрын
Prince of Egypt is also incredibly good
@vwvcvlt48943 жыл бұрын
Heck I still have some VeggieTales cassettes in my house and the johna movie for cd, they to me are the only christian cartoon to watch
@RandomQuestionCanYouLeave Жыл бұрын
I watched this with my Christian grandma and at the end she literally said- “I’d rather read a book-“ :,))
@Gnarltastic Жыл бұрын
If you make a Christian film and your Christian audience hate it, then you know your bad at targettint audiences
@GoldRetriever Жыл бұрын
W grandma
@maddie-xh9yy Жыл бұрын
@Dez.Dezthefirellama hm
@windjager21779 ай бұрын
@Dez.Dezthefirellamawhat the hell sr eu trying to insinuate. Its jsut a grandma that knows when a movie is bad
@harleyhuther83859 ай бұрын
Call me weird but I’m liking this comment and all the replies lol p.s ( I was your 341 rd like ❤)
@DS-ov9pz3 жыл бұрын
I grew up with my dad as a pastor and I’m in a very religious family, yet I am very glad that they aren’t strict when it comes to the media.
@joshquatch29802 жыл бұрын
yo same
@abcdefgki25962 жыл бұрын
Same
@SuperIsaiah2 жыл бұрын
My dad isn't the pastor but he preaches sometimes and if I turned this on back when I was a kid he'd be like "what the heck is this trash?"
@silverstarinthesky2 жыл бұрын
That’s how you get your kids to follow tradition without brainwashing them
@SuperIsaiah2 жыл бұрын
@@silverstarinthesky I define a cult as a belief system where people in it are not allowed to hear from those outside of it - an echo chamber of belief. If this is how a parent teaches their kid about christianity, then they're making christianity a cult
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
For a Christian animation, all of these characters look like they're demonic af.
@youremom81033 жыл бұрын
Real sleep paralysis demons
@milktea66763 жыл бұрын
They should have gone the veggietales route
@CandyCane20043 жыл бұрын
Dont insult demons like that
@eldritchkitty23963 жыл бұрын
Hey Just Some Guy without a Mustache, how are you? 😉
@alicebthegachaweirdo83783 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I go I see your face
@shgurr3 жыл бұрын
I feel lucky cuz as an lds child I got to watch "the animated stories from the book of mormon." Those 2d films did the stories just fine 😎👌 bible town scares me 😩
@ZeeNastee3 жыл бұрын
The old art was usually WAY better than most of the computer animated shows/movies that come out now. Everyone still tries to be Pixar and just fails miserably, the drawn characters were amazing.
@kianajensen17093 жыл бұрын
I used to be lds too and I remember those! 😂. I always thought Nephi’s brother (can’t remember if it was Lamen or Lemule) always sounded like Templeton from Charlotte’s web 🤣. Was is the same dude? Idk
@SerenityM163 жыл бұрын
Hi Shgurr ♥️
@kawaiichan19973 жыл бұрын
Omg hey XD
@drakesyther3 жыл бұрын
bruh you literally left the entire internet for months and this is the first place i see you in forever glad to see you still doing fine lol, a lil update here and there would be nice, but then again, no rush
@daffyphack2 жыл бұрын
"Do they know every story from the Bible?" "Yes! They even know the widely known story upon which our entire religion is based!"
@Trailbreaker3966 Жыл бұрын
🤪
@mask938 Жыл бұрын
Even people who aren’t Christian know the Birth of Jesus story.
@DamienDarkside Жыл бұрын
@@mask938 Second only to Batman's origin
@juiceoverflow Жыл бұрын
@@mask938 even people who arent spiderman fans know the story of the radioactive spider bite
@windjager21779 ай бұрын
@@DamienDarksideidk shit about batman. Whats batmans origin story /genuine question
@15oClock3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Pete Doctor, one of the key creative leads and directors at Pixar, is a Christian. When asked why he didn't include Christian messages in his films, he said it felt like lecturing the audience and he didn't wanna do that. Appreciate him!
@fattiger69573 жыл бұрын
The reason why religious entertainment is always terrible is because the 'message' always comes before the art. Aka, talking about god and whatever is always the the top priority with storytelling, art, animation, characters, etc taking a far distant second. That's also the reason why most any message-based entertainment products suck including ones about politics, the environment, safety, etc.
@JinxSanity3 жыл бұрын
@@fattiger6957 "the environment" FLASHBACKS TO CAPTAIN PLANET & FERNGULLY THE LAST RAINFOREST
@codiehaleyt3 жыл бұрын
Man just wanted to tell good stories, you have to respect that! Ironic when you look at a lot of the crap that's coming out of Hollywood these days. Maybe they should start following Pete Doctor's example.
@connorlee37043 жыл бұрын
Lecturing the audience about Christian messages: A no-no! Lecturing the audience about SJW messages: A must! This has been "Disney Logic" ladies and gentlemen, see you next Friday!
@mattwolf76983 жыл бұрын
I believe that but Disney/Pixar also wouldn't want to make a religious film because it would only have limited appeal outside of Evangelicals and countries like China would ban it and it might not also do as well in non-Christain countries.
@sheller1532 жыл бұрын
To paraphrase Hank Hill; “You’re not making christianity better, you’re just making animation worse.”
@immanuelivanovich86382 жыл бұрын
I was racking my brain remembering this then i remembered it was about Christian Rock music and i got it
@codyminecrack2482 жыл бұрын
I’ll tell ya whhhat.
@whitewolffearly00132 жыл бұрын
gaaAAh, I sell proPAIN and proPAIN accessories
@denyhaguilar6792 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE PART OF A TWELVE HEADED JACKASS!!!! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND!!!!!!!!"
@thishandleisalreadytaken4492 жыл бұрын
Ha got your comment to 666 likes
@PossumReviews3 жыл бұрын
The three kids all have the same face and look like they were animated with AI, like how they did the lip syncing and facial animation on the NPCs in Oblivion and Fallout.
@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme3 жыл бұрын
Cruella is the first movie to have a woman in it
@Deform-20243 жыл бұрын
Hi Possum
@ajthetrex59693 жыл бұрын
Why hello
@allenmurallo37303 жыл бұрын
@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme Why are you referencing the title to one of his videos?
@PolskiKrajowa3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's annoying
@JCTBomb2 жыл бұрын
It honestly disturbs me on a deep level imagining a quiet, strict homeschool home with a DVD player and no Wifi access in which the parents only allow their children to watch a small collection of these types of Christian films. It has nothing to do with the film itself, or the religiosity of it, it’s the isolated, rigid, closed off living the children have to endure with good attitudes or they will be punished that I can imagine and know is happening. Reminds me of my childhood. We only were allowed to watch Christian movies on Sunday. It was so cold… growing up… I spent all day cleaning or doing chores for an angry dad who would come home to criticize us, and when he got angry, he would scream at us and call us lazy and ungrateful and hit and kick things. He said he felt like we didn’t care about how hard he worked for us because all he asked was for a clean home and we couldn’t even do that for him. He said we were selfish and ungrateful, while he worked 14 hour days and we just got to sit around playing or “eating bon-bons” so he’d say. I remember some of my only outlets for fun was playing with legos or going outside. I was probably 6-10 around this time. I don’t remember being younger as much. All I remember is a feeling of dread, of emptiness, solitude, rigidity, darkness, anger, sorrow, etc… I never felt loved growing up… I only ever felt loved if I ever made my parents proud by doing everything perfectly, otherwise mistakes were corrected and any achievement was lost due to the overarching correcting and critical attitude my parents had. It is sad having to remember all this. It hurts, it hurts my heart in an aching, sore, way, like pressing a bruise. I don’t know how I could ever heal from the tragic upbringing I had that I know so many like me had. The darkness, the suffering, the inability to express any emotion besides fake joyful attitudes, it was a nightmare- a prison of darkness and slavery to “good” masters who “are spanking for your own good because we love you.” They we’re not loving me, they were controlling me, brainwashing me, correcting me and rebuking me for every wrong I did no matter why I did it. There were no excuses growing up, never a good enough excuse to justify disobeying… it was slavery… Spanks and losing my toys and privileges were expected for unrighteousness and bad behavior… I remember “direct disobedience” was the worst sin I could commit growing up… there were no reasons ever to justify “direct disobedience.” Severe punishment awaited the child who directly disobeyed, the harshest consequences were reserved for that kid… Our hearts, our hearts were non existent… our hearts were… “bound up with sin” according to our parents…. It is good to get it out. I have had this built up for a long time.
@Ellodyne Жыл бұрын
I’m so, so sorry you had to go through that as a child and I’m hoping you’re in a better, happier place now.
@chanceellison756 Жыл бұрын
And they call themselves Christians...
@greenapple9477 Жыл бұрын
@@Ellodyne Echoing this.
@Tayerdraws Жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry you had to go through all that. Hope you’re in a better place now.
@ellamanuella80386 ай бұрын
I've never related to anything more in my entire life. ..... I'm so sorry and hope you are in a better place now
@insanemindset26673 жыл бұрын
“The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship.” - Martin Luther Such is a lesson that most Christian animators will never understand.
@robertthepunchwizard59643 жыл бұрын
You sir speak a truth that could topple the empire of Christian animation
@mintyflores73783 жыл бұрын
Well spoken, just because you put a Bible verse does not make it good and Christian.
@manboy47203 жыл бұрын
that quote could put the entire christian film genre into bankruptcy.
@Mr_Yeah3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter if they understand that. Their target audience doesn't operate in a way that would allow that behavior.
@theclockworkknight12733 жыл бұрын
@@mintyflores7378 it’s not a bible verse, Martin Luther came about 1500 years later.
@danielmezier14993 жыл бұрын
As a christian, I'll feel bad for all the children who had to suffer though these crappy movies. Veggietales and Prince of Egypt are the peak of christian animation and no one can tell me otherwise.
@knuckl69723 жыл бұрын
Prince of Egypt was a genuinely good film, taken as a christian film or not.
@gupoll3 жыл бұрын
Correct
@toxicsugarart21033 жыл бұрын
Big mood. 321 penguins is up there as well (made by the veggietales people, but the animation looks a little more jank since the characters aren’t simple ovals and circles lol)
@raineyartwork3 жыл бұрын
Preaching facts here cuz I can't think of anything else but those two
@lunayousay65773 жыл бұрын
These were good because they didn't make christian stuff boring
@tacomoustachio3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t “the bottom of the barrel” this is the ground underneath the barrel that will acts as a shallow grave for your sanity.
@violetdagger27243 жыл бұрын
No joke, I was thinking the same thing XD
@tundraghost4293 жыл бұрын
XD it can get worse there’s always a worse film out there we just haven’t found it yet……luckily, but it’s only a matter of time
@luckysours83973 жыл бұрын
This company just spits at the barrel
@ZeldaSam13 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@ZeldaSam13 жыл бұрын
@@tundraghost429 If only we could just send ALL of Humanity to Hell!!!!!
@ryancampbell9552 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and I hate the fact that we don't have something better to offer. As an aspiring animator growing up, I was always horrified by the lack of quality content that was being offered. We really need to do a better job.
@That_Guy4381 Жыл бұрын
What about Prince of Egypt
@ryancampbell955 Жыл бұрын
@@That_Guy4381 that's a great example of what we, as Christians, should be producing. The crazy thing is, is that it was produced by a secular studio and they still managed to create better content than Christians do. And sadly, movies like Prince of Egypt are far and few between. To have religious content with that high level of production value is extremely rare. I just think Christians should be doing better than we are.
@payasita01 Жыл бұрын
veggie tales
@metarcee24837 ай бұрын
Same, I'm going into script writing for this exact reason, in addition to my love of storytelling.
@gamerstheater11875 ай бұрын
@@That_Guy4381 Prince of Egypt was a Dreamworks production made by an animator that was fired cause he wanted to make a movie about oppression, it's not really made by a Christian industry or Christian animators, it was made for the purpose of telling a story
@attika31452 жыл бұрын
I love how even the Christians are like “Yeah…we know Christian animation is shit.”
@wilamoo2 жыл бұрын
Except for superbook for me :v
@raguiviultragamer75002 жыл бұрын
69 likes👌🏻
@emojiguy41872 жыл бұрын
how bout prince of egypt, why nobody talkin about that :(
@wilamoo2 жыл бұрын
@@emojiguy4187 yea thats good
@dacoolguyultimate24472 жыл бұрын
@@emojiguy4187 I think Prince of Egypt is more Abrahamic(Christianity, Judaism, and Islam) than Christian only. All three Abrahamic religions portray the story of Exodus in their texts
@alena9843 жыл бұрын
Prince of Egypt’s and Veggiestales’ backs must be hurting from caring Christian animation
@edizgunes3 жыл бұрын
Prince of Egypt is my fav movie of all time
@2735angel3 жыл бұрын
Ew aesthetic girl ewww
@donovanlocust11063 жыл бұрын
Like the Israelites did when building the pyramids?
@icelily2703 жыл бұрын
I don't even consider the Prince of Egypt as a Christian animation, given it's story's explicit tie to the Jewish holiday of Passover. In my mind at least, Veggietales' back is broken from trying to carry Christian animation.
@liviwaslost3 жыл бұрын
@@2735angel why do you even care?
@tf2_engineer_real3 жыл бұрын
"I can make a better Christian film in a week" That actually sounds like a fun challenge lol
@bluubandette88713 жыл бұрын
Disney already did that ... THROUGH SYMBOLISM
@greenliongirl073 жыл бұрын
Let's do it.
@Eldrisaur2 жыл бұрын
9:17 Even Saber’s avatar going BABABABABABABA is better than the animation in this “movie”.
@DaironDariel9 ай бұрын
Yep 👍
@skellington8090Ай бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly! Way funnier, too.
@thatprettymagicalfan4803Ай бұрын
Can someone make that into a remix?
@thepylonperspective3 жыл бұрын
I get they tell Bible stories… But how is the stability of Bible Town’s economy?
@enderkatze61293 жыл бұрын
They pretend it doesn't exist and so should we!
@Space_shuttle.3 жыл бұрын
Asking real questions here
@casual_enjoyerof3 жыл бұрын
They pay by telling bible stories🙃
@oldgreggsmadmemes44313 жыл бұрын
It's probably a theologian state so they probably have many tax based religious factors that would come into play and no work on Sundays This is why communism is superior to it
@ellakaness19473 жыл бұрын
Probably pretty good considering the amount of tax collectors in biblical stories 😈😈
@boobah56432 жыл бұрын
I find it weird that _Prince of Egypt_ is referenced as 'Christian animation' when it's clear from the various 'making of' bits I've seen that it was, in fact, made as Jewish animation, albeit with Christian appeal.
@DarkPsychoMessiah2 жыл бұрын
That is how lacking Christian animation is
@CrazyDiceLady2 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Joseph's Coat of Many Colors, if memory serves me right.
@ethribin41882 жыл бұрын
Thing is, jewish stories are both christian and islamic stories too. Theres an old simplification we use where Im from. The Jews started monoteism. Then Christians found their prophet among them. Jesus. Then the Muslims found their prophet, who learned from them. Mohamed. The jews though, ... they are still waiting for their prophet to finalize their journey. You could technically even go so far to say that Christianity and Islam are a specialization of Jewdism. Like katholisism and protestantism are specializations of christianity. But that is not fully correct either at the same time. So anyway When it comes to the old testament, it is Jewish, Christian and Muslim at the same time.
@Anotherchild_lol2 жыл бұрын
Still interesting
@akra13322 жыл бұрын
And plus... The best part is the scene where Moses makes a path in the middle of the ocean... I swear its 100% good than any Christian animation😍😍😍
@pilferedpotatoes3 жыл бұрын
I was a "Christian content only" kid and, thankfully for me, this involved mostly VeggieTales, but some of my friends weren't so lucky. I remember some of them even dressing up as Bibleman lol. But I was definitely exposed to a lot of these cheap Christian bargain bin movies at school and at church. I knew they were horrible then, but only seeing them as an adult can I truly appreciate how horribly cheap and lazy they were.
@rickfist13 жыл бұрын
I loved bibleman but Ik that wasn’t a great series when it became a meme I understood why
@rainbowwwkim3 жыл бұрын
I am so, so sorry you were stuck with these 😬
@MissingnoUploader3 жыл бұрын
I've luckily never heard of stuff like "bibleman" (tbh the idea of a "bible super hero" doesn't even make sense to me), but I do remember watching an old cartoon that I'm sure had fairly ok animation. I did happen to see a terrible version on tv once however, with dad nearby. It was very poorly drawn and I complained about its quality out loud, and dad's response indicated he didn't mind (in fact he didn't seem to care for quality at all, as I also remember him trying to get me to watch an animated movie that I left just 5 minutes in because it was terrible, said movie being one about some apes that I think was reviewed on this channel some time after). If it were up to me I'd want to produce something good or at the very least palpable if it absolutely has to be cheap.
@Sarioya3 жыл бұрын
I think the worst I got as a kid (like, really young) was Psalty, Colby, and The Donut Man. I feel like I got off fairly easy.
@jasonblalock44293 жыл бұрын
I think part of the problem is that so many Christian groups\sects are so easily triggered by *anything* they see as deviating from their own particular interpretation of the Bible. Someone making Christian media has to play things as safe as safe can be, or else their own market would turn on them. So you get "movies" that are just collections of unedited Bible stories so no one can complain. For example: the genuinely great 90s/00s Christian gothic metal act Saviour Machine (Eric Clayton) probably had more secular fans than religious, because his particularly dark viewpoint led most Christian outlets to brand him as "satanic."
@MaskedCate2 жыл бұрын
The way he said Jesus at 7:36 just got me laughing hysterically at 2am
@Tylerjamessmart Жыл бұрын
Jeesas
@LordFawful-se9fk Жыл бұрын
Jesass
@EllieDifferentHandle9 ай бұрын
JeSus
@shinyninja81073 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this actually exists. I’m a Christian, and I’m glad that I grew up with Veggietales as my only source of Christian Animation. It hurts how little effort they put into most of this stuff
@bonecag33 жыл бұрын
Same, Veggietales is literally one of the only good Christian animations lmao
@5peciesunkn0wn3 жыл бұрын
I agree, although to be pedantic, technically Veggitales is more of 'Old Testament Animation' since the creators flat out refused to animate Jesus as a vegetable. (Though clearly he should have been made as a block of swiss cheese.)
@GMovieSeeker3 жыл бұрын
I believe this is all a part of the evangelical ideology's attempt to make a Christian version of everything, basically put a "Jesus approves" stamp on everything. The result is that quality get lost in the process. I don't even believe "Prince of Egypt" can be considered Christian animation. It's simply an animated film based on a Biblical story and as such can be liked by Christians, Jews and everybody else. It doesn't try to push religious agenda down your throat like these Christian (essentially evangelical) shows and films do.
@sephikong83233 жыл бұрын
@@GMovieSeeker Thank you for pointing out that it's the Evangelical doing that not Christians in general, you basically never see Catholics, Orthodox or Lutheran doing this so I don't think it should be attributed to Christians in general just to the Evangelical (whom, according to pretty much every Christians I ever interacted with from other denominations, are considered to be really embarrassing and they don't want to be associated with them)
@yannickgrignon24733 жыл бұрын
Right? It's honestly insulting to Christians how much these suck.
@wstine793 жыл бұрын
Bad Christian animation is probably Saberspark's 2nd favorite genre after Unintentional Furry Animation.
@CountofBleck3 жыл бұрын
Sure...unintentional...
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the inevitable crossover. I recall there was one show that actually did this but I can't remember the title.
@socksinsoda95173 жыл бұрын
@@Tareltonlives Was it the one with the "No, NOOOO" meme?
@Logan-zp8bi3 жыл бұрын
Ironic thing is most animation directed at furries is actually high quality stuff such as Zootopia and Beaststars. Really makes you think right?
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
@@socksinsoda9517 I can't believe I forgot that one. Joshua and the Promised Land! And there's also Arca de Noe: wow, the Furry-Biblical stuff has been on this channel for a while!
@banzaiperson3 жыл бұрын
I want a Puritan version of Harry Potter. Hagrid says Harry’s a witch, and he gets put on trial with a Catholic Ron (who is also on trial for being Irish, because Puritans), and a Quaker Hermione.
@kaitlynnlong88913 жыл бұрын
Hogwarts school of Prayer and Miracles
@OctyabrAprelya3 жыл бұрын
Voldemort would be a pope?
@snowgrave24753 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlynnlong8891 oh god not that horror
@keenanmeril88253 жыл бұрын
*Irish Ron (who is also on trial for being Catholic
@froggygirl57073 жыл бұрын
oh you should go check out the video on that chick who rewrote harry potter but Hogwarts is basically a christain boarding school. Draco says something really sexist about Luna, Harry defends her. saying something just as sexist, and she gets super relieved. It's a rollercoaster
@Vladimirpuddingforruler2 жыл бұрын
I bet reading the Bible is more fun than actually watching the movie
@KoryGilesYT11 ай бұрын
It is.
@user-vc7jm9ud7h3 ай бұрын
Indeed
@TerryTurner3 жыл бұрын
The Prince of Egypt is by far the best biblical animation ever made, IMO. I would like to see a review of that one day.
@edizgunes3 жыл бұрын
It is my fav movie of all time
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley3 жыл бұрын
Even as a non-Christian, I love that movie. Still like to sometimes listen to the Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston's version of "When You Believe." Huh...just remembering their duet has just given me chills, lol! The version in the movie was very sweet but Mariah and Whitney were powerhouses back then and that song is the perfect culmination of that.
@PestilentAllosaurus3 жыл бұрын
@MalumAtheist66 I think it's a bot or just a spamming troll. Ignore it. Not worth your energy. Have a good day fellow Saberspark watcher!
@StarPlatinum79123 жыл бұрын
True tho
@N3rv3d4m4g33 жыл бұрын
What do you say about a masterpiece though? It's easier/funnier to review the bad stuff
@wyckedinspurs25923 жыл бұрын
This film seems to hit me the EXACT way all of church did. You’re dredging up some repressed memories, my friend. Straight up, I was banned from watching anything…fantastical. No Ben 10, aliens aren’t real. No Avatar, magic is evil. So when people ask why I’m into all of this “kids stuff” as an adult…I’m playing catch up and actually having fun. Leave me alone.
@Demicleas3 жыл бұрын
Dang sounds like you lived in a strict household. But seriously other christians still believe magic is evil?
@jas95743 жыл бұрын
@@Demicleas I have a catholic cousin who refuses to let their kid watch things in the vein of harry potter because of the thought that "magic/witchcraft is evil" and that it'll tempt them to get involved with satanic practices or something. These kind of people who are overprotective and offended by everything not strictly christian are convinced of this even though millions of people watched harry potter and very few felt more compelled to join some wiccan covenant or anything like that because of it. Their problem is is they can't seperate fantasy from reality or view things in context. The movie says magic and witchcraft, so it's automatically about some kind of satan worshipping content in their mind.
@JonaD7573 жыл бұрын
Sorry bro, I'm pretty grateful that my parents were pretty reasonable when it came to what we could watch. Were they the level where even LOTR was evil? Did magic is evil include Disney movies?
@sarahhelton80883 жыл бұрын
God yes my family was exactly the same way. Star wars, pokemon - it's the devil, not allowed (but only banned it after we had our collections and took everything away)! My grandmother collected unicorn statues and my mom MADE HER either throw them away or break off the horns or else we weren't allowed to visit her house. This wasn't even jehovah's witness, this was just crazy spreading around the town I lived in when I was growing up. Hell I never got to read the harry potter books or see the movies until recently. And I'm close to 30 man.
@therealjaystone23443 жыл бұрын
@@sarahhelton8088 Those Christians making JWs like a decent group, despite they’re technically part of the Christianity family but not wanting to be part of it.
@dwftmyearth61663 жыл бұрын
As someone who was raised Catholic my parents didn’t really like most of the Christian shows and movies. The only Christian shows or movies my siblings and I watched were veggietales, prince of Egypt and Paws and Tales. So I had no idea Christian animation could get so bad lol
@boobah56432 жыл бұрын
Part of that is likely theological; there's quite a bit of space between Catholic and the evangelicals this sort of thing is more often aimed at, to the point that some evangelicals believe that Catholics aren't really Christian, what with their idolatry and saint worship.
@tbonbrad2 жыл бұрын
You and me both.
@somethingirgendwas69242 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany and we once had a really good Christian cartoon series called "Chi-Roh the Secret". It was so good but it unfortunately disappeared from the parquet of the television landscape.
@tbonbrad2 жыл бұрын
@@somethingirgendwas6924 But is it on youtube?
@somethingirgendwas69242 жыл бұрын
@@tbonbrad really?
@melancholicbookaholic50302 жыл бұрын
My mom is like this, she's pentacostal, and she tried to make us only watch Pureflix, (cheap, stupid, netflix for christians) and she quickly gave up. I'd only watch their movie's to laugh at them.
@sarahgoesvroom2 жыл бұрын
same🤣 just that pureflix is called yesflix where i grew up
@startygernebulla20883 ай бұрын
I dunno, I thought Courageous was pretty good 😊
@omnomnomify3 жыл бұрын
"They know all of them. That's why it's so cool!" "Even the story about the birth of Jesus?" Interesting she would choose the most well-known story in the Bible as the bar for Biblical know-how
@youtubeuniversity36383 жыл бұрын
Shoulda asked for "The last story in the Bible"
@Felladin3 жыл бұрын
"Even the story about Lot and his daughters?"
@ctrl_g2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, like what about the talking donkey that literally scolds a dude about the angel that was about to decapitate the dude riding the donkey? What about the Judges? Like if you wanted amazing comic book material, the Book of Judges is just amazing. What about the time Solomon literally threated to cut a baby in half in order to figure out who the mother was to this child? What about Cain and Abel? Jacob and Esau? Herod just putting John the Baptist's head on a silver charger for his daughter, which really ended up being for her mother? Yeah, WowNow just didn't try at all. Just watch Veggietales, while I'm gonna be a pirate and....not do anything.
@samuelvieira97483 жыл бұрын
Man, if only christian animation was as good as veggietales every time.
@henryhere3 жыл бұрын
ye veggietales is super great but EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS
@Dronkey643 жыл бұрын
Even VeggieTales reboot is Great and enjoyable. Bob and Larry remind me of McQueen and Mater. And still relates to actual Bible things.
@donkeydeck52633 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wish most animation in general was as good as veggie tales.
@nibblitman3 жыл бұрын
I mean the issue is why would it be? If they can make this and get sales why would you put in the time and work it would take to make quality.
@henryhere3 жыл бұрын
@@Dronkey64 maybe the reboot is still good, but in my mind nothing truly compares to the original.
@MixMasterLar3 жыл бұрын
"God deserves better and you know it" I forgot which KZbinr said it, but I always think back to the quote "I refuse to believe that the way to worship an infinite God that created everything we perceive is with stale, repetitive art" (paraphrasing hard here)
@Foreign08172 жыл бұрын
Josh Keefe.
@datfreakinorbitert86322 жыл бұрын
@Lt. JoeAnimatez perfectly describes the situation
@datfreakinorbitert86322 жыл бұрын
@Lt. JoeAnimatez Exactly. Making something mindless and lazy isn’t anyway to please/show God respect
@RobKaiser_SQuest2 жыл бұрын
I know Adam Neely said something similar of CCM
@OrionDawn152 жыл бұрын
Do you think... god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
@c0rnichon4 ай бұрын
8:42 "Do they really know all the stories?" I wanna hear the one about how Lot slept with his daughters because he was drunk.
@MeganKoumori3 жыл бұрын
"Christians will buy anything." Yeah, pretty much. As long as you slap a Dove Foundation sticker on it.
@rodster8113 жыл бұрын
I hate to admit how true that is.
@ddjsoyenby3 жыл бұрын
some will.
@silasruedin95663 жыл бұрын
My and family and have never watched any of these poor quality animations, and we are Christian. I promise that my own parents would be appalled at the low bar Christian-focused media has settled with. I swear, Dove Foundation MUST be secretly run by the Devil's advocates in order to keep our Faith as niche as possible!
@nitrocharge24043 жыл бұрын
The best Christian animation is Hellsing Ultimate. Bible Town, on the other hand, is a punishment from Hell itself
@vivalaglavii67363 жыл бұрын
I still need to watch that
@Fitzy_Fitz3 жыл бұрын
It seems like torture devised by abridged Alucard
@Wren_Ren3 жыл бұрын
And The Prince of Egypt
@MasticinaAkicta3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, now that truly is a cleansing series
@kindaslyguy40923 жыл бұрын
Father Anderson would agree 😏
@ACharmingSock3 жыл бұрын
As a big fan of animation and an aspiring animator, I die a little inside every time I see the 3D animation....
@ZUnknownFox3 жыл бұрын
same
@IM2awsme3 жыл бұрын
Angel Wars
@Pencilknight3603 жыл бұрын
Same
@Dinofaniguess2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Subterranean_sebastian2 жыл бұрын
Dude it looks like a fucking plotogon
@garrettviewegh677 Жыл бұрын
I loved how Saberspark used Ned Flanders in relation to christen cartoons. Flanders is no doubt one of the greatest, joke’s in the show, and a great character too. I was shocked to hear there’s even a metal band n based on him.
@genotivashantirishelp.34703 жыл бұрын
I swear Veggietales, Prince of Egypt and Joseph: king of dreams is the only Christian animations I have ever enjoyed and praised
@tenchiofJurai673 жыл бұрын
Then you have only just scratched the surface of the barrel. Go back to before those shows and watch Adventures in Odyssey or Greatest Adventures Stories from the Bible. They were animated professionally and had decent VA's. James Earl Jones even voiced Pharaoh in one episode of Greatest Adventures! Check em out
@savorlesscontent46853 жыл бұрын
Watch Superbook that show is good too.
@Ari-qg7cy3 жыл бұрын
Superbook is a good one
@JulianR2JG3 жыл бұрын
@@tenchiofJurai67 That pfp gives me ptsd
@NeptuneRising703 жыл бұрын
The Flying House, Superbook, and Davey and Goliath if you’re a 70s/80s kid
@isaaclefevre72263 жыл бұрын
Me and a friend of mine were talking about how Christian filmmakers need to make better movies. Both in live action and in animation. Think about it, when did we last get a movie that was as high quality and Biblicaly accurate as Prince of Egypt?
@Spopyboo2 жыл бұрын
True
@scharb2 жыл бұрын
Prince of Egypt was a Jewish film, not a Christian one. That might have something to do with it.
@isaaclefevre72262 жыл бұрын
@@scharb Yeah, it is a Jewish story, but even though it does tell the story of the Jews being delivered out of Egypt, its a Bible film too. Since the entire story was recorded in the Bible. So I guess it's a Jewish and a Christian movie.
@D00dman2 жыл бұрын
Prince of Egypt leaves out quite a few details tho
@isaaclefevre72262 жыл бұрын
@@D00dman Yeah, it's not a perfect representation of the story as told in the Bible. But it does tell the story pretty well, and also succeeds at being a good film to watch.
@cheesecurds52523 жыл бұрын
Literally any movie: "bible" Dove: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
@mareeeedensos63483 жыл бұрын
Chocolate? Soap? *Both?*
@JoThNoMi3 жыл бұрын
i think superbook is an exception. (or not common.)
@NighttellerLegends2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I’m lucky I experienced none of this 😂
@RogueT-Rex8468 Жыл бұрын
Same 😮💨
@DelphineDofain3 жыл бұрын
"Bible!' *Dove org shudders* Dove org: "say it again!" "Bible! Bible! Bible!" *Dove org shudders more and laughs* *Be Prepared song cues in*
@brandoncote66373 жыл бұрын
Lol I knew where you were going with that before I even finished reading, heck I heard it I their voices lmao
@brandoncote66373 жыл бұрын
Love it XD
@remixchild3 жыл бұрын
Less than five percent of dove approved movies are good
@EpicJosh842 жыл бұрын
As a Christian myself, I can't help but cringe seeing this sort of stuff. It's really true; Christian animation is not a very well-developed genre in the slightest. Like, if it turned out that the people in charge of writing this stuff were actually trying to undermine the religion by making this the main public portrayal of Christians, it'd make a stupid amount of sense. Makes me wish I was more of a screenwriter/animator. I mean, I don't want to say that some 16 year old could write and animate a basic plot better than the boards of dinguses making this dreck, but like, some 16 year old could totally write and animate a basic plot better than the boards of dinguses making this dreck.
@r3negadex2 жыл бұрын
I don't think age would matter in making something better than this dreck. I'm pretty sure you could let a baby play with a keyboard and come up with better content than this crap.
@EpicJosh842 жыл бұрын
@@r3negadex It's always baffling when it feels like someone exerted negative thought into writing something that's supposed to be at least somewhat important to them
@guydude4392 жыл бұрын
I agree. Christians aren't stupid like these animators think we are. It feels like they are trying to market some cheap trash to appeal to our "ideals".
@EpicJosh842 жыл бұрын
@@guydude439 Unfortunately, ideals will get the sales with those "No Minecraft because it's evil" type mothers who put a leash around the content they expose their kids to. I'm all for keeping kids safe from violence until they're ready, and I'm all for parental discretion, but sometimes it just isn't healthy.
@pabloca32 жыл бұрын
Kids are always prepared for violence. Not to suffer it, but to know it exists before its too late
@matthewryan19983 жыл бұрын
We were banned from watching veggie tales in my Sunday school because the teachers believed it was sacrilegious and “jesus would never create talking food but the devil might” it was a weird church for sure
@5roundsrapid2633 жыл бұрын
Wow, that’s hardcore. I grew up in a Baptist church, and VeggieTales was everywhere!
@XwX10013 жыл бұрын
Some people are just plain paranoid. Religious or not.
@parlinmains3 жыл бұрын
Then what would he create?
@enderplaysvidjagames85423 жыл бұрын
@@parlinmains Finding Jesus...so that He wouldn't have to deal with it.
@matthewryan19983 жыл бұрын
@@parlinmains the book and the pastors to preach his word
@BlueCatarex2 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up in a Christian household, the question of "why tf do 99% of our religious animations suck" has always plagued me...
@Whispervr3 жыл бұрын
I cant wait until they talk about the Bible 2 in the next movie
@MBLobster3 жыл бұрын
Here before 20 likes
@beegyosh82623 жыл бұрын
Bible 2: The Christianening
@Kickiusz3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the Qur'an?
@mr.mofumofu79513 жыл бұрын
@@Kickiusz the third in the trilogy
@LooneyNuke3 жыл бұрын
Whisper knows about VeggieTales confirmed
@willsith97623 жыл бұрын
Honestly he makes a good point at the end, isn't it kind of insulting to put absolutely zero effort into your offering to your Lord? I just pray I fare better...
@thetopcrusader3 жыл бұрын
I assume it’s like the Wisdom Tree Nintendo games that seem to just have a Christian coat of paint and is marketed to Christians but doesn’t actually have Christians behind it.
@Window45033 жыл бұрын
Not just kind of, it is. Technically it isn’t really an offering per se, more like using one’s gifts to build people up and share God’s message, but yeah it doesn’t make sense to assume that just talking about Jesus is enough for art to be good. When God gave plans for the temple, he had the best craftsmen and metalworkers who were skilled in their work. So he clearly doesn’t settle for amateur work if it’s going to be used to represent him.
@Adam-sr6gj3 жыл бұрын
The fact your character’s style and the way hes animated and stuff match your voice and tone as well as the style being hella clean makes your video just as interesting as your audio. Keep up the good work Saber!
@thegreenrenegade77593 жыл бұрын
The audio is better than the actual movie.
@jaggerknife3 жыл бұрын
He should get a vtuber model
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley3 жыл бұрын
I admittedly remember not liking his current avatar when it was rolled out but as time went by, I got used to it and now, I wouldn't want him to go back. Whomever drew it did a great job and the range of expressions really do fit his voice.
@plaidhatter16743 жыл бұрын
He put more effort into those than these people did into their movies.
@Who_asked8732 жыл бұрын
"Shouldn't you be in dream's music video?" 10/10, peak humor
@garrtoons43033 жыл бұрын
"Jesus won't like this..." *Ironic but understandable.*
@BOOBERRY1053 жыл бұрын
@about you and @joshroehi stfu about your links
@AlastorAltruistGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@joshroehl6098 go the absolute sodding Hell away.
@AlastorAltruistGaming3 жыл бұрын
@about you shut it.
@joonieforpresident82683 жыл бұрын
along with veggietales and Prince of Egypt, I think Dreamworks’ Joseph: King of Dreams is also a good Christian film (although I feel like it isn’t really as memorable as Prince of Egypt). Also, the reason why Prince of Egypt is a great film despite being a biblical story is because it takes into account so many things other than just being a retelling of the Book of Exodus. The soundtrack, for example, was incredible. The character development of not only Moses, but Ramses as well. Their relationship is so complex but it worked so well. You almost forget it’s a biblical story
@koikat66383 жыл бұрын
@Jamal Ramadan The majority of the bible is largely Jewish based historically, yes. The majority of the books in the bible can be traced back to Hebrew and Greek origin.
@mr.goblin60393 жыл бұрын
The Prince of Egypt also made a story about conflict between brothers, which wasn’t a thing in the Bible. They made the pharaoh Rameses, and then had him and Moses had a brotherly bond that would eventually be fuel for conflict in the story. It’s genius and one of the most influential changes to this story. Later adaptations of the story and characters in other media across the world include the brothers aspect that was not originally from the Bible. Like, that’s how insanely good and influential the Prince of Egypt is.
@NeilHaskins2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this needed to be said. When we produce "Christian" content, we literally are representing God. It should be absolute top quality. And yet we see "Christian" is used as a replacement for quality instead, and I think that extends beyond just kids shows, although perhaps they're the most egregious, since the purchasers don't need to suffer through it themselves. A few hundred years ago, we had lots of Christian art, music, and architecture, which was among the best in the world. I wonder where we went wrong.
@magimeg772 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. We are to work as if we are working for the Lord.
@user-zm7zl9lc6j2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Gods Not Dead in 2014 and my family just walked out, it was pandering, it protrayed atheists as evil people, it used racial stereotypes.
@summerproductions76992 жыл бұрын
I tell you where we went wrong. Bibleman.
@kiwigaming092 жыл бұрын
I mean some of the big Christian churches in Europe are very cool
@DianaDoesDozens Жыл бұрын
I hope to make high quality videos for my Christian channel one day
@DarkBlueBaker3 ай бұрын
I was a smidge older than the target audience for Veggie Tales but I loved it. When I was in Christian kindergarten we watch Hanna Barbera Bible stories and they were fun. This is CGI hell
@SonicHaXD3 жыл бұрын
8:19 come on Saber, no need to end someone's whole career like that XD
@esorkgonzalez22623 жыл бұрын
Idk with the nightmare inducing characters I think Saber here did the right thing.
@fenrir-art47423 жыл бұрын
He should watch White Snake 2. It came out online. That movie is better than this stupid sellout that makes dogs look better.
@arandommothwhithinternetac98513 жыл бұрын
I'm not dabbing I'm looking at the floor for cheese
@arandommothwhithinternetac98513 жыл бұрын
I'm Wallace and I can't seem to find gromit
@JeremyBX3 жыл бұрын
He be Dash from the Incredibles
@Armund_Wolffe3 жыл бұрын
"Bob the Tomato have mercy on your eternal soul." lmao thank you Saber
@nkapteyn55603 жыл бұрын
Yeah…as a Christian, and someone who deeply loves and appreciates the art of storytelling, I can tell you this kind of attitude isn’t just limited to animation - it’s in every type of media. If you don’t mind me getting on my soapbox for a moment, I’ll say this: I personally feel like a lot of it is that Christian creators frequently prioritize the moral/biblical messaging over the actual story, which makes it into a pandering, beat-you-over-the-head mess. The best ones are the ones that treat the theme as a theme rather than the plot (like Prince of Egypt, King of Dreams, Veggie Tales, and Adventures in Odyssey) which is why they’re so good. They can actually be enjoyed by a wider audience, and they give a crap about the story itself. There also seems to be an attitude of “It’s for God, therefore He’ll make it successful if He wants it to be, so I don’t need to do anything but rely on Him and He’ll make it all work out. And if not, well, it’ll sell anyway to some Sunday school or someone who wants to support a Christian creator.” Which…you know…if you’re making something to honour God with, shouldn’t you do your research and put in your best possible effort? Anyway. I could rant on it for hours. Looking forward to the Christian animation video essay! Should be neat!
@nicolewatterson33513 жыл бұрын
Spot on! Having a message behind what we’re sharing should urge us to make it AT LEAST as good as everyone else’s media. God calls us to give our best, and setting for sub-par isn’t going to help anyone
@smimikens41743 жыл бұрын
I know right... that kind of attitude makes me saaaad
@420catboi3 жыл бұрын
I thought Jesus Christ Superstar was a pretty good film. Its not animation, but I thought it was pretty good. Entertaining and basically tells about the last 3 days before Jesus' death in song form.
@SynGirl323 жыл бұрын
Personally, I think most of these "Christian" content creators aren't actually christian, and are just secular scammers making a quick buck with something awful because they know it will sell to their audience no matter the quality. Taking advantage of faith like that is, quite obviously, not acceptable.
@GracefullyAutistic3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes! Well said, couldn't have said it better myself!!! 👏👏👏
@freeNode52 жыл бұрын
I hope I never forget flipping through the channels and finding two puppets in a hole, one with shaving cream around his mouth and explaining to the other that he was foaming at the mouth because he was crazy. The first puppet thought it was toothpaste. Priceless.
@strawhatandrew83413 жыл бұрын
Jesus: **watches Bible Town** Jesus: "THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!"
@michaelm88523 жыл бұрын
Walk cycles are hard. It's easier to animate a floating balloon.
@talapines75433 жыл бұрын
@@justanormalguy1840 You missed the chance to say begone thot and im disappointed random stranger
@justanormalguy18403 жыл бұрын
@@talapines7543 could just edit it
@justanormalguy18403 жыл бұрын
Frick my comment got deleted
@catriamflockentanz3 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing about this whole debacle is: If they just took "The Prince of Egypt" they would get both a good movie and a christian tale. Sure, it takes some liberties but it's the story of Moses freeing the people from Israel from Egyptian Slavery. You probably heard of it before. It's in the Bible, it hardly gets more Christian. Granted it's Old Testament, so via Young Testament it might get more Christian, but still.
@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit2343 жыл бұрын
Tf is the young testament
@Konpekikaminari3 жыл бұрын
It's hard for me to see "The Prince of Egypt" as Christian considering that story is at the heart of one of the most Iconic Jewish holidays
@rolosilver32563 жыл бұрын
Did you know that it wasn't called Israel back then? It was called Gaza (or Ghaza idk)
@catriamflockentanz3 жыл бұрын
@@rolosilver3256 Yes, but they were already called "People of Israel" - like in a Clan.
@nugget39753 жыл бұрын
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 the sequel to the old testament.
@zaleshomeowner34933 жыл бұрын
One movie that nobody ever talks about is Joseph: King of Dreams. It was made by Dreamworks (who made Prince of Egypt). I grew up with both it and Prince of Egypt, and I can say that while it’s not as good as Prince of Egypt, it still holds up pretty well as a Christian animated movie. Also, Mark Hamill is in it. Didn’t know that until about 30 seconds ago.
@hopejohnson63472 жыл бұрын
was that the animated version of Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat? I think I can remember something like that existing in the back of my mind
@freakshowcreep24552 жыл бұрын
im not religious at all but joseph: king of dreams was such an incredible movie and i havent heard it be mentioned in quite a while :) good to hear of it again
@aynDRAWS2 жыл бұрын
Same!!! I am not christian, but I will regularly go back to watch Prince of Egypt and King of Dreams just cause they're so good!!
@karnagekarnival51272 жыл бұрын
That movie is such a chore to sit through and the main character is a twat tbh 🤣 I think they deviated more from the source with that one, and failed to add anything that made those characters good. The first song in that film is a Mary Sue anthem. It being bad is why I'm sure most people don't know about it, but it would totally make a fun review
@etps44442 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Joseph: King of Dreams is amazing!! I love it just as much as Prince of Egypt. :)
@misstra_knowitall2 жыл бұрын
I remember my parents will always put on this show called "Bible Man" and as a kid i always thought it was a good show,now that im older i try my best to avoid the creature of "Bible Man"
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince3 жыл бұрын
Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman starts a Christian rock band because he thinks you can sell any crappy content to Christians so long as it's Cristian? This movie gives me those same vibes.
@DirgeTV2 жыл бұрын
That episode basically nails what the Christian Animation industry is all about: Quality doesn't matter, it'll always sell because its "Christian". Its basically the longest running case of profiting off pandering with the least amount of effort possible.
@bobbodaskank3 жыл бұрын
"They know ALL the stories from the Bible? There's a lot of them you know!" "They sure do!" "Even the birth of Jesus?" Uh, yeah, EVEN the birth of Jesus, Tammy. Even the obscure stories like that that no one is likely to have heard before. Believe it or not, the people in Bibletown have even heard of the birth of Jesus.
@TinNguyen-rl2xr3 жыл бұрын
Genesis 5 is litteral just a bunch a people who lived and died leading up to noah
@TheEnabledDisabled3 жыл бұрын
Even me knows how Jesus was born
@heszedjim96993 жыл бұрын
I went to school with Jesus and I don't know his story of birth. Did some kickass fingerboard tricks though
@thelegalmexican98603 жыл бұрын
A lost of stories from the bible were lost across time, I wonder how they know ALL of them
@serenatsukino52523 жыл бұрын
That one "rararara" part was undeniably better animated than the whole movie. The animators need to take notes especially with the syncing.
@AnimationFanboy2k43 жыл бұрын
This is just a beginning for his animation. It's like a character development but it's in animated progress.
@catnonymouse3 жыл бұрын
@@AnimationFanboy2k4 LOL
@lynxfirenze49943 ай бұрын
Forget 24 hours, 24 minutes of this nightmare hellscape would have me confessing to things that carried prison time. I swear I know *nothing* about 3d animation and I could probably have done better. Or at least knew not to release it.
@MoonPhantom3 жыл бұрын
It's honestly kind of a shame that no one can make better Christian animation because... You know here's the thing. The stories within the bible.... Are good. They are actually interesting, often times quite dark, stories of mythology. So all you really need to do is to make a slightly modernized more streamlined version of any of these old testament stories and you would be pretty good. It's actually not that hard just... pick one.
@savorlesscontent46853 жыл бұрын
You should watch Superbook. It's the only Christian animated show I watched but it was good. Well....at least from my memory of it.
@manospondylus48963 жыл бұрын
Definitely. It says a lot when an openly atheist director like Ridley Scott wants to make a movie about Exodus
@MoonPhantom3 жыл бұрын
@@savorlesscontent4685 I do have faint memories of an animated anthology show from my childhood. Where each episode had a new animation style and it told stories from different religions with each episode. And some of those stories were in fact bible stories. And they were good. I remember the tale of Lot and his family as they had to flee a city god had condemned. And they were told that no matter what they could NOT look back while fleeing, because if they did that they would tone to stone/Pilars of salt. But sadly Lot's wife ended up looking back and thus turned to stone. I remember that being made in stop motion for that show. And it was very dark and VERY scary the scene where she turned to stone. It's funny cause I was just a little kid and it was on cable. But that really stuck to me!
@AntediluvianRomance3 жыл бұрын
@@manospondylus4896 Does he want to put aliens in it?
@manospondylus48963 жыл бұрын
@@AntediluvianRomance He already made the movie, my dude. It‘s called Exodus: Gods and Kings
@vakapont3 жыл бұрын
"I could've made a better movie in a week!" I WANNA SEE THIS CMON MAN SABERSPARK WE WANNA SEE THIS
@GordonSnowMachine3 жыл бұрын
Sounds interesting
@TrainerTeddy3 жыл бұрын
The Hanna Barbera "The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible" weren't that bad. I remember watching that a lot as a kid.
@zarahnicolea.cabiluna50883 жыл бұрын
I agree..
@noahjc3 жыл бұрын
I remember those. 👍
@hannahisapalindrome443 жыл бұрын
It was no worse than any other Hanna Barbera show lol
@loganharvill53949 ай бұрын
I like how on the cover of the movie they used the EXACT SAME face and expressions on both boys. They’re identical, they just palate swapped the characters and changed one of their hairstyles
@Pingurocky73 жыл бұрын
Even as a Christian (and a content creator who’s tried animation and voice acting and has grown up in the non Christian entertainment industry) I hate Christian animation (veggie tales excluded) with a burning passion. A *burning* passion.
@bluubandette88713 жыл бұрын
These films look like a cult than a Guide
@Pingurocky73 жыл бұрын
@@bluubandette8871 it pretty much is lol
@KamenRiderGumo3 жыл бұрын
Same here. If it had been entirely up to movies like this to teach me about the faith when I was growing up, I would have lost faith. Thankfully I had other outlets to learn from that were of higher quality.
@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT3 жыл бұрын
SaberSpark: the greatest Christian KZbin Reviewer EVER!
@kubamcmillan30783 жыл бұрын
@about you stop spam
@kubamcmillan30783 жыл бұрын
@@joshroehl6098 stop spam
@dylanmahaffey89203 жыл бұрын
Saberspark: also a furry.
@agvulpine3 жыл бұрын
Can someone ask Saber to review "Beyond Beyond" (2014)? It's a Swedish/English offering. Not really crappy, not really great, but interesting, kinda good.
@jakobschmidt7312 жыл бұрын
Saberspark: "This is worse than finding Jesus." Me, a Christian: "Jesus can't be _that_ bad, right?"
@isaaclefevre72262 жыл бұрын
Lol. It's very interesting to watch this video as a Christian. (Yes I'm one too).
@yeetusdeletus13302 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club of people who are actually Christians that are watching this video
@KiwiPaws762 жыл бұрын
Ooooo you are going to commit a few sins because ...that Shit wack!
@guydude4392 жыл бұрын
Being a Christian, I can indeed confirm that God doesn't forgive the people who made Bible Town
@guydude4392 жыл бұрын
@@lastswordfighter true
@chernoraven Жыл бұрын
THE GENUINE AND PURE RAGE AT 7:10 IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
@momoshikadora3 жыл бұрын
I remember we used to watch an anime series about the Bible stories, literally the Bible told through anime, and the "mascot" of this company (I can't remember the name) is a tiny clumsy fox who follows the characters around and just watches events unfold. It was also a comical relief at times, but I remember those cartoons fondly 'cause it was an easy way for kids to learn without being force fed or brainwashed. Cartoons done right.
@Silvia_Arienti3 жыл бұрын
It's this one: kzbin.info/aero/PLBXIZPYWATLbq6xAzMpFRKOa39y8dKule It was actually commissioned by the Vatican, which makes it (I think) one of the only Catholic animated series
@momoshikadora3 жыл бұрын
@@Silvia_Arienti yes exactly that one!
@king_david__3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, you mean “In the Beginning”. I’ve just recently watched the David one and I’ve got to say, it’s pretty cool, and I love the fox lol. Fun fact, the guy who designed the characters is the same dude who designed the characters for Dragon Ball Z
@momoshikadora3 жыл бұрын
@@king_david__ ah that makes sense. That's why it looks familiar
@DudleyKetsukane3 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about Neon genises Evangelion
@taxdemon16243 жыл бұрын
Here’s a possible “good” Christian animation. Despite the fact that the Philippines; a very religious and conservative country, you’d expect a lot of Catholic orientated content, and indeed there is but as far as I’m aware they’re is not an abundance of it. The shows also air only on weekends, and don’t stay on air for that long; they would inevitably end within the year, or very rarely a year or so (depending on the ratings). But there is an animated show, that as far as I’m aware, is still on air -about two friends or siblings and a robot that through a “super book” would adventure through Bible verses. It’s decently animated and uses the Bible verses in a meaningful way by adapting them to day-to-day troubles that one may experience, and not just throwing them at you.
@Tetra_Seiya3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Super Book a lot, such a nostalgic show
@jans.g60333 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I remember watching Super Book every Sunday
@lavended_jeremy69413 жыл бұрын
They even made a made a tagalog version of the song for the dub
@justcallmeRei023 жыл бұрын
Yes, super book... I used loved that show when I was young and religious.
@101jir3 жыл бұрын
There's a small handful. Adventures from the Book of Virtues was excellent. Funny thing is, without an episode literally titled "Faith" and Bible stories being slightly more common than lore from various other cultures, it would be hard to argue that it is specifically Christian (you'd probably have to go off of something the producers said or something). The emphasis is on virtue and character building in a general sense, and faith taking its place as one part of the larger whole, rather than being the overwhelming focus.
@cujoedaman3 жыл бұрын
I've come to find that any Christian that is so deep into Christianity and actually buys these movies intentionally keeps themselves blind to everything around them, so they can't see when they're being taken advantage of by companies that know these same people will blindly (yes, that was intentional) buy anything that mentions the Bible in it, regardless of quality and content. It's like Bibleman, a lot of people will defend it to the death, but they are blind to the underlying theme of the show: When prayer doesn't work, weapons, violence, magic, and technology can. It's literally the complete OPPOSITE of what the Bible teaches. I watched some of it because I was curious and I was amazed at just how violent it was for a Christian themed kid's show. I'm no stranger to violent movies, but violence has its place and Bibleman is not it.
@Hauntaku3 жыл бұрын
The bible is inherently violent though. Brother goes splat with big rock.
@lifevest13 жыл бұрын
I dated a girl with a hyper religious family. Your assessment is 100% accurate.
@cujoedaman3 жыл бұрын
@Ignat Radu The sad thing is, I hate to make it seem like I lump in "all" Christians when I say something like that, because there are some good people that know what to look for, but there are others that just sit around and say "God will protect me" and when it doesn't happen, they don't understand why, but then just say "He'll protect me the next time". I've watched one of my friends and his family do that very thing. I love 'em like family, but they rely on God to do EVERYTHING.
@Window45033 жыл бұрын
It all comes down to bad theology and bad applications of biblical principles, especially around art making and enjoyment. The results are usually either not that Christian after all but well executed or badly executed while mostly biblically accurate. What we really need is a Reformation of the arts.
@inkystars193 жыл бұрын
@@Hauntaku A king threatening to cut a baby in half after two women couldn't figure out who the real mother was
@gummywasp71744 ай бұрын
lol I'm a Catholic, and I haven't heard of any these ever in my life xD (Veggietales I have, so don't worry about that lmao) I grew up with a chill Catholic home. The CCC movies, we watched
@dragongirl891153 жыл бұрын
So while I was not raised in a Christian setting, I have a close friend who was and her experiences might help to explain why Christian animated films (and less face it, most media content) is of such low quality. The explanation is shockingly simple. It's because the makers of the content know their religious audience will buy it. My friend often experienced a major bias in her family and religious circle towards businesses. Many deep red religious groups will go out of their way to ONLY support Christian businesses, even if that work is shoddy. It's not just film. It's mechanics, carpenters, restaurants, anything. In the area where she was from, it didn't matter if what you were getting was actually good, only that it came from the "right" people.
@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit2343 жыл бұрын
"Deep red" 🤣 Dumb Aethist thinking Christians are automatically "Republican" 😂 Yes, Jesus definitely said "Support Trump always"
@Hammerback03 жыл бұрын
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 it's fed to these ppl by the media. "Far Right, white supremacists" and Christian. If anyone disagrees they are a racist bigot.
@Serpillard3 жыл бұрын
@@Hammerback0 Wow, that's a big victim complex you've got there. Maybe just chill and accept some fair criticism?
@GABE_is_here3 жыл бұрын
it's the same with Christian pop music I guess. Even though they're meant to be accessible (repetitive and easy to digest lyrics), they're just incredibly shallow and cringey.
@Z5Z5Z53 жыл бұрын
I was raised catholic. My dad is very religious but he doesn't limit where he shops based on their religious view
@mihael643 жыл бұрын
"Your mind and your soul, they're still innocent" People who've seen yiff: _"Am I a joke to you?"_
@arthuradams63173 жыл бұрын
What's yiff?
@justsomeidiot78573 жыл бұрын
@@arthuradams6317 ….
@AnymousScreams3 жыл бұрын
Accurate.
@RattlebonesTheThird3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is yiff tho?
@bushsbakedbeans23483 жыл бұрын
@@RattlebonesTheThird you do not want to know
@jordanbiggs5615 Жыл бұрын
This movie should be called "IT'S ANOTHER BIBLE STORY!!"
@ludenunes66063 жыл бұрын
Once I was helping at a children's Christmas play in my church and the woman who was in charge asked me what I thought about the play. I frankly answered that the script was very lame, to which she answered something along the lines of "It presents the Gospel, so it's not lame". I guess that's the mindset behind many of these animated atrocities.
@thenarrator68463 жыл бұрын
"Ok, make an animated movie." "Ok." "Now make it Christian." *goes horribly wrong* "Like this?"
@fenrir-art47423 жыл бұрын
Christianity was a Roman idea to hurt the prince of heaven.
@seabass643 жыл бұрын
"Yes, that's perfect!"
@kenthuang4363 жыл бұрын
At least the animation isn’t as awful as Rapsitte Street Kids. Remember that one aired on national television in the year 2002 when we already had the first two Toy Story movies, A Bug’s Life, and Shrek.
@andresanguianozuniga67983 жыл бұрын
On that case i will do something inspired, Religious films give cringe.
@Nal_WT3 жыл бұрын
"In the future humor will be randomly generated" Just like these bad christian movies
@officerscar3 жыл бұрын
W E E D E A T E R
@fenrir-art47423 жыл бұрын
Been watching better stuff. I even made a movie that is not like that junk which is ruined by Vatican sellouts who are making Jesus look worse. Christian movies suck but at least there is a bible movie better called PRINCE OF EGYPT.
@Hauntaku3 жыл бұрын
@Nyla Watch "Today is Spaceship Day" here on KZbin and you'll laugh.
@PhoenixHealing Жыл бұрын
I love the interesting way Saber pronounces, "Jesus," the inflection he uses, "JeeZUS," I don't know, I don't see many people pronounce Jesus the way Saber does
@Aymelia-colon33 жыл бұрын
"Bible Town" sounds like cult's "closed community"
@CandyCane20043 жыл бұрын
Drink the koolaid,kids!
@ajshiro39573 жыл бұрын
BibleTown sounds like the title to a Get Out style film.XD
@whyccan90633 жыл бұрын
Probably a sundown city
@genericname27473 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. The people in BibleTown are happy and can leave wherever they want. Haha.
@chickenflavor98803 жыл бұрын
We got this from our local library like back in 2019 and we could not stop laughing and making fun of it.
@MovieFan19123 жыл бұрын
Whenever Saberspark gets mad, it’s like when King from The Owl House gets mad, it’s kind of funny. Edit: Wow! Almost 300 likes within a week? Thank you!
@rp3383 жыл бұрын
squeeeeee
@MovieFan19123 жыл бұрын
@@rp338 Hahahaha! He’s like a little tea kettle!
@tatarchan52123 жыл бұрын
Saberspark's squeak of rage.
@MovieFan19123 жыл бұрын
@@tatarchan5212 That’s what I am saying in a nutshell.
@navaneethkrishnansenthilku40433 жыл бұрын
I do love me some cubone
@Zte-fg2kb4 ай бұрын
9:17 "babababa-ra" that's is the best Line.
@mahougesu1703 жыл бұрын
"Bible Town: an adventure with a capital G" Ah yes, Bible Town, my favourite Gadventure
@genericname27473 жыл бұрын
The G in Adventure stands for Good Movie
@TakeMinamoto3 жыл бұрын
I remember a series shown in Discovery Kids in Latin America, simply called "La Biblia Animada" (The Bible Animated), it featured several stories from the Old Testament, each one in a different style (hand drawn, 3D, stop motion), and it sometimes could get kind of dark... It was good quality
@nongshimrizzforce3 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!! Same with "Relatos animados de la Biblia", the anime superbook, and the storykeepers. They were my favourite Christian cartoons when I was small haha
@matthewmatthew89413 жыл бұрын
How dark?
@JakioDark3 жыл бұрын
La biblia animada es una buena serie para su epoca, aun me encanta ver de vez en cuando la historia de Elias, muy buena, como historia y animacion
@kingofmonsters143 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmatthew8941 i'm going to guess as dark as they are in the Bible, with deaths and very brutal stuff
@nongshimrizzforce3 жыл бұрын
@@JakioDark ese episodio es mi favorito!
@EinsamPibroch2783 жыл бұрын
9:17 unironically, I need more facial animation of SaberSpark when he's talking, it looks like he's evolving.
@chandynator3 жыл бұрын
Why are these bots everywhere?
@williamruiz59653 жыл бұрын
@@chandynator I dunno, but it sure is annoying
@sillyfegart54553 жыл бұрын
As he should
@viddork3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. That was a highlight. But I wonder if we aren't simply reacting to seeing some actual lip-synch, which is totally absent from the movie clips? (Also, his dialogue in that part was more satisfying than anything from the movie.)
@Emerowld Жыл бұрын
The Prince of Egypt coughing in the corner
@willowfive83303 жыл бұрын
Even though this is a religious movie, those children look like they're about to eat your soul.
@mileven3ggo3njoyer3 жыл бұрын
There is porn with better production values than wow now movies.
@cintronproductions94303 жыл бұрын
The children on the dvd cover look nothing like the ones in the actual movie!!!
@willowfive83303 жыл бұрын
@@cintronproductions9430 Great example of false advertising.
@georgeweberv62643 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, this “movie” is like a spit in the face. Like Saber said, it’s like a pandering parody.
@fattiger69573 жыл бұрын
It speaks a lot about the state of religious entertainment that it is so easy to mock it. It speaks even more that most of these are so hamfisted that they come off as mockery.
@WhitneyDahlin3 жыл бұрын
it's like that for any company that uses religion as a marketing tactic. And I will never buy from a company like that. I actually work for a "Christian" company. They are the most disgustingly greedy and evil corporation that takes advantage of elderly people and their workers and loopholes in the law so the owners can get as rich as humanly possible. It's a "Christian" in home geriatric nursing company that exclusively charges exorbitant hourly rates (when they're operating costs are incredibly low) to the patients and pays the workers like dirt and doesn't even offer any of us nurses or any workers health insurance due to a loophole in the law. They're disgusting. And so are most "Christian" companies. It makes me sick. I despise this company. But I love my patients and I get very attached to my patients. And the company forbids us from talking to our patients outside of our shift without going through the company so they can charge them for every minor thing. Which I never do. I'm always on call for my patients on off hours for free whenever they need me (most of our patients don't have family close by or any family at all). One time my patients cane broke so I ran to Walgreens and got her new cane and dropped it off to her. One time another patient couldn't get the lid off her medication so I went over there and took care of it for her. It is ridiculous how much they charge for their services I always stayed after or got there early for no pay. I even drove my client to a special doctor's appointment three and a half hours away there and three and a half hours back and didnt charge my patient for the extra time. I try to do as much for my patients as possible and save them as much money as possible. I can get fired if I get caught. But I don't care because I know I'm doing the right thing. Unlike the "christian" company gouging the most vulnerable people for the most amount of money. Sorry my rants over it just makes me so mad.
@TheJeevo923 жыл бұрын
They're just trying to make a quick buck
@lordarthur21653 жыл бұрын
Bro, wait until you see Bible man, I am not even Christian anymore but this shit is insulting
@morrigan98893 жыл бұрын
@@WhitneyDahlin like how chic fil a funds conversion therapy
@johnalogue98323 жыл бұрын
Honestly, "Christian" themed movies just feel like part of a larger effort to *utterly submerge* kids from evangelical families in unrelenting propaganda.
@lunawolfheart3363 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what it is propaganda or a sermon disguises a movie. Live action Christan movies essentially do the same thing.
@leebulger71123 жыл бұрын
Movies like this are not even good propaganda.
@johnalogue98323 жыл бұрын
@@leebulger7112 Propaganda doesn't have to be good. It just has to be present. Quantity over quality is a winning strategy in an information war.
@chriss7803 жыл бұрын
@@johnalogue9832 exactly you bet most people will just accept what they are taught as a child if they're steeped theroughly enough in its beliefs and aren't exposed to opposing viewpoints until well after there worldview is set in stone
@lucasstr56533 жыл бұрын
I'll watch Alexander Nevsky any day instead of boring of boring head on sermons. At least the film is good by itself.
@7Write4This9Heart7 Жыл бұрын
"The Storykeepers" series was really good Christian entertainment, I think! Short-lived cartoon series, like 13 eps, I think, but I remember owning and watching a good few of the VHS tapes as a kid and loving them! Still remember them to this day! They were full of action and heartfelt stuff, and taught about Christianity in a sweet, understandable way! It was cool! Also taught history, too, how Jews/Christians were treated in ancient Rome! It was really cool! Highly recommend you try that out! Would be interesting to see if you actually think it's GOOD Christian content like VeggieTales (which I ALSO watched and really liked as a kid, lol)! :D