What the HELL is Finding Jesus? (yes this is real)

[@Saberspark]

PRAISE (fish) JESUS

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

Didn´t know there was a type of fish called "JESUS"

[@LiamB9L04]

Indeed

[@elusivepotato7922]

I dont remember this in the bible

[@Ash-wq8hs]

PRAISE THE FISH🤣🤣

[@apersonthatexists7946]

Praise the fish!!!

[@Xploshi]

The people who made this movie are the ones who need to find Jesus

[@Demicleas]

True that.

[@naturaloser1]

Hi

[@GoldenDBH]

I love your animations, they're very creative!

[@MarkBonneaux]

Jesus would be in their Studio flipping over desks and smashing computers with whips

[@Is_kitten]

I seriously think you need him too, I mean just look at the content you make!

[@EpixAndroid]

Plot twist: the two protagonists become the two fishes that Jesus uses to feed the 5000.

[@Scentillia389]

Underrated comment

[@shemakakiza4812]

😂 NO THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@ehthatsmineh]

Underrated yet on top Give this comment more likes

[@midnightblues9895]

ur comment is on top, even youtube knows this comment needs more likes.

[@krysmodina8556]

Lmao it might be true😳

[@errortryagainlater4240]

"A racist piece of sushi preaching bible verses to fish under the sea." This sounds like one of those dreams that makes perfect sense until you wake up.

[@qingpetcher667]

@@Dragnulls I’m not religious but that’s just rude

[@miluhh2539]

@@Dragnulls There’s actually people who follow certain religions as customs and traditions. Next time, respect other people’s cultures.

[@pinkneko13]

@@Dragnulls found the sad pathetic atheist.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@pinkneko13 ignore him, he's either a troll or getting triggered in the replies of every comment lmao

[@Kiwi-hl2to]

@@Dragnulls Im normally about ignoring these types of people but this is just unacceptable. I'm not religious so I'm not biased when saying this. This is being ignorant and you are literally saying that all religions are cults thereby saying the majority of cultures are cults. You are also implying that at least 380,000 places of worship to be destroyed. Only counting churches in the U.S alone. Not to mention the fact that there are so many other places to worship such as synagogues and mosques in other countries aswell. You're the one with a false idea. The idea that you are superior to the majority of people in the world when that's just not the case. So just accept the fact that you are wrong.

[@mintstarmari]

I’m a Christian and Finding Nemo is one of my favorite animated films. It holds so many childhood memories and contributed to my love for the ocean. So seeing this mockbuster exist just makes me upset.

[@RandomQuestionCanYouLeave]

Same, I can’t believe that that ppl think we’d watch something just because it has the word Jesus in it- Like cmon give us quality we’re not mindless robots

[@watermelon3266]

​@@RandomQuestionCanYouLeave feels like something you'd find in sunday school at a Pentecostal church (yes there are different types of churches who all have different practices)

[@Haxx0rZ-]

Terminalmontage makes cristian kirbo. So i know you are cristian

[@insanitycrafter8553]

This movie is actual blasphemy.

[@brialapoint2608]

@RandomQuestionsCanYouLeave that is debatable (that Christians are mindless robots)

[@facelessdragon1404]

"To viewers who are depressed: Just stop. The Harry Potter fish told you so." I'm cured.

[@barbararab6390]

Same, goddamn im cured!

[@yoongistangerine4617]

@@Dragnulls I personally don't have a religion but people are allowed to believe what they want. If someone wants to have a religion, they can and shouldn't get made fun of for it. Please be respectful.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@yoongistangerine4617 ignore him, he's either a troll or getting triggered in the replies of every comment lmao

[@yoongistangerine4617]

@@Dragnulls you can have your opinions but just be respectful. And someone believing in a religion is different than someone thinking the earth is flat.

[@rat3138]

@@Dragnulls i dont believe in god(s) but if believing in something gives people emotional strength then sure let them? as long as theyre not hurting anyone? my mom is a christian and if believing in god helps her through domestic abuse, she should be allowed to. i dont get the “BUT IT WILL BE DEVASTATING TO LEARN GODS ARENT REAL SO FALSE BELIEFS DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD!!1!1!1!” argument either because the only way for a believer to find out is to let them die and see if theres afterlife, which doesnt matter because people will die happily if you believe theres no afterlife so much. as long as the outcome is good, who fucking cares, if youre so immature you cant stand people not believing in something you think is true so religious people annoy you for existing, thats a you problem. you sound like some 14 yo edgy kid who thinks hating religions is cool and makes you look smart when it takes so much more to look educated than shouting shit literally everyone knows in public.

[@iaculat]

Bible: “THOU SHALL NOT STEAL" Finding Jesus: "So anyways I stole this plot idea.."

[@sf-1_raptor]

@A Name Yeah. Please tell the “Christians” that made this about that one part of the Bible. They need a reminder thumped over their head.

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

Ah yes a person of christianity and culture i agree amen🙏

[@meinerHeld]

except the film didn't actually *do * it.. repent, people! edit: i mean that the film doesn't do things, people do. people made the film. people stole the title/concept/whole movie?

[@isidora5201]

So, I started plagiarizing.

[@parker-boy98]

God: *damns them* Satan: Welcome to Hell.

[@chimmichunker3955]

"is nothing sacred?" Apparently not even Jesus to these people

[@Is_kitten]

@@Dragnulls good for you

[@sleepykittyH]

@Dwight Kurt Schrute III Maybe they're a disciple of the devil :p

[@diegobrando1960]

​@@sleepykittyH Nah, probs just a 16-year-old boy who is insecure about his own beliefs and feels the need to be a dipshit to random people online. And this is coming from an agnostic atheist. I mean, I have no idea why he said religion is fake. It is quite obvious he doesn't understand what the term religion even means. Because some religions are a way of life and thinking rather than a belief system of faith. And nobody knows what happens after death. We do know however that our energy is dispersed back into the universe. And not all religions are false since like I said, some are a way of life, being, and thinking, which means it is a subjective opinion on his part when it comes to things like that. So there is no true or false when it comes to religions like that. He is more than likely an ignorant fucking idiot who thinks religion = God.

[@sleepykittyH]

@@diegobrando1960 I try to understand people's point of view and motivations before coming to a conclusion. Sometimes it turns out they're okay people.

[@diegobrando1960]

@@sleepykittyH Trust me, I thought the exact same way as him until I learned more and more about religion in order to survive in a school that oppresses and harms those who are not Christian, straight, cis, white, and male. The difference is that I never spoke, even online, of my opinion. It was a very toxic way of thinking and these types of people tend to be willfully ignorant or just assholes. And more than likely he is just a troll since he is doing this to a lot of the comments in this section. I never said that he is what I called him, I just said he probably is and/ or might be. I'm also just assuming his sex and/ or gender since most of the time, these types of people tend to be male. Believe me, I am not a supporter of religions if they are harmful in any way, but I also don't go around screaming that all religions are there to create harm. He obviously never heard of Judaism or some of the matriarchal religions which are peaceful and a way of life. I can't stand that kind of one-dimensional thinking people like that have. It only causes issues one way or another. I never made a conclusion on who the commenter is, I said might and probably. Though I do understand what you are saying and that is a good way of thinking.

[@summerproductions7699]

DVD title: "Finding Jesus" Actual Title: "Losing Sanity"

[@2fernandoc1]

I mean 'Finding Jesus' fits, because you're going to be trying to find Jesus watching this movie

[@justatreeyo]

You're going to assume I have sanity?

[@souptime8420]

"Christians do not have the best quality when it comes to their content" At least we have Doom Eternal

[@carp2567]

and veggietales

[@wishgrantingcake1541]

and bruce almighty

[@kchambers7186]

@@carp2567 My childhood

[@SimplySwayze]

Blasphemous is pretty rad.

[@PlanetComputer]

sdf

[@surrealsnoozer]

Mr. Sushi is conceptually terrifying: a mangled corpse covered in baby batter.

[@parker-boy98]

IKR? That's what I said! Well, not exactly, but in the same vein.

[@cintronproductions9430]

Oh dear God, that's disgusting! XD

[@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674]

You put it excellently.

[@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674]

✨A prepared dish of sheared flesh topped with a fetus, with the ability to move and speak, and s e n t i e n c e✨

[@snakewithapen5489]

@@Dragnulls aight but nobody asked

[@YMSHighlights]

I've never said the words "racist" and "sushi" in the same sentence before.

[@raymond1830]

"sushi can be a racist stereotype for asian people"

[@thetwistedsamurai]

Hello, KZbin Jesus.

[@icedshadow5789]

I admit that a first for me. And ive seen killer zombie sushi before.

[@ayhammustafa8263]

The racist man ate sushi.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

You clearly haven't been in Twitter in a while Good for you

[@SageSylvie]

“So in conclusion, Finding Jesus is the *✨ **_W O R S T_** ✨*

[@TheOneAndOnlyClodsire]

*inhale* *W O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O R R R R S T*

[@unluckychucky3979]

I’m Christian and I must say, I _Really_ wanna see the lord after this. Edit: Why are y’all trying to start an argument over me wanting to snap my neck over a movie.

[@sketchyskies8531]

Same

[@cfiber_inc]

Me too

[@somerandomapplepouch5288]

Same

[@himajongte]

Same

[@spacebeans4985]

time to get the car

[@baxterbois4742]

Who lives in an eggplant under the sea “RACIST SUSHI FISH!!” Delicious fictitious and Asian is he “RACIST SUSHI FISH”

[@ascendedcat260]

If offensive content be something you wish "RACIST SUSHI FISH" Then put on a copy of Finding Jesus "RACIST SUSHI FISH"

[@sleepyclowns]

actual gold

[@littlebagelthe1st]

RACIST SUSHI FISH RACIST SUSHI FISH RACIIIIIIIST SUUSHI FIIIIIIIISH

[@belia4550]

HAHA Eats sushi*

[@chocolatecookieboi8611]

Say that 5 times fast

[@GeckyWecky]

“Oh so what’s your favourite horror movie?” “Him” “What?” *”HIM”*

[@Widebaconshop]

Saber should rewive HIM

[@gorefeind5158]

@@Widebaconshop its not animation tho, at that point he should just be a movie review channel

[@Widebaconshop]

@@gorefeind5158 He sholud still rewive it.

[@BlueSpadez]

@@Dragnulls *I am very offended at this.*

[@BlueSpadez]

@@Dragnulls No, not good. Sure, I dislike this movie but uh- You went a little bit too much for me. I could be a child for all you know, think about what you say before you do it.

[@heyfell4301]

Can we just appreciate how perfect the original Finding Nemo is and how well the first 30 seconds of this video summarize WHY it's so good?

[@flameshock1013]

So is no one going to talk about how the whale and the dolphin in this movie have vertical tails like the fish? Because I have never been so bothered by character design more than that.

[@cancercancer2740]

Ah yes, someone who wants accuracy yes

[@flameshock1013]

@@cancercancer2740 To be fair the movie looks bad enough even without the inaccuracies

[@Mewza]

"I'm offishily dead."

[@WWZenaDo]

Good catch! [smirks]

[@Rainbow.DELights]

This is NOT right.

[@chip5892]

So now, according to the Bible and this movie, Jesus fed humanity his people.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

He multiplied them magically, too!

[@tree3214]

@@Dragnulls that was not only completely and utterly unrelated to what was mentioned in the comments, but also rude. If you are so confident that there is no life after death, then it shouldn't even matter to you what others choose to believe

[@gamalielvacasolis3484]

@@Dragnulls Let me believe what I want. If there is no life after death then what’s the big deal? What does it matter to you if someone believes in God or multiple Gods, it doesn’t affect your life does it? Then why whine about it?

[@tree3214]

@@Dragnulls What makes you so sure religion is fake? Religion has never been a matter of facts, so that's pointless to bring up in discussion about its existence. Religion itself has always been subjective, with different interpretations being found virtually anywhere. This is all to say that telling someone their religion isn't real when you clearly can't provide evidence that there is no God after life either is just ignorant, and is just unreasonable in a logical argument

[@tree3214]

@@Dragnulls But you're still trying to use facts to disprove something that has never been about facts to begin with. When I say religion is subjective, I mean it varies widely depending on the place, time period, and other factors that may have contributed to someone believing the way they do. Purely speaking on a completely scientific basis, religion is illogical. However, just because something is illogical doesn't make it wrong. Things that we would have never thought to be logical 50 years ago are now a modern part of our world. You are free to believe anyway you want; I'm not going to shove my beliefs in your face, but saying all religion is wrong just because science hasn't proved it goes against the idea of religion; belief in something we don't understand

[@pumpkinsmush2489]

"Finding Jesus" looks and sounds like a KZbin s***post... EDIT: Not entirely sure how my comment turned into an argument about religion, but please chill. It's alright to have different views on religion as long as everyone is treated with respect. I get it, religion is a spicy topic that people feel strongly about and an interesting topic of debate. These responses are not a debate but an aggressive argument which is not a pleasant thing to see in your notifications after a crappy day... Please stop.

[@parker-boy98]

You're right, it does!

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

Could pass for a KZbin Poop too

[@shieldgenerator7]

it legit looks like the format of Charlie the Unicorn

[@allanribergaard5927]

Just 10 times worse

[@curple3]

lol, yes

[@cantfiteveryheart]

They also guilt tripped a manta ray who had just lost his home to just “get over it and just cheer up” because he was clearly wasting “Jesus’ investment” in him. 😳 He admits that he was in a low place before they “helped” him, and the one fish mocks him by making a manta ray joke about how they’re supposed to swim low. AND HE CORRECTS THEM. He says “it’s a different kind of low”. God.

[@katiaplantscientist]

This sounds upsettingly like my ex's emotional abuse...

[@albrown122]

This movie does find a new 'low.'

[@arcade_bound]

My friend and I now just randomly yell “PRAISE JESUS JOY” just because of the trailer

[@ari1758]

Your chihiro pfp accompanies this comment so well for some reason

[@wildflowerand_barley]

I freaking love your pfp

[@arcade_bound]

@@wildflowerand_barley Thank you :>

[@JoKeR-hh8rg]

always and forever, muggles

[@musicalnerd1024]

Honestly I was so close to doing this, also Chihiro yes

[@nebulaenova2517]

As a Christian I apologize for the creation of this movie. Also “THOU SHALL NOT STEAL.”

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Preach. God bless.

[@blacksun3884]

As an Atheist: Not your fault. There will always be opportunistic vultures who try to exploit people's faith for profit.

[@sydneyross1586]

@@blacksun3884 ya I agree... As sad as it is, it’s true

[@OReily08080]

@@blacksun3884 ah, true

[@crusaderthestranger5982]

@@blacksun3884 Thank you for acknowledging that.

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

This is why Prince of Egypt is the only good “Jesus” movie

[@Chadfill8348]

You mean god cuz Jesus didnt exist in that era

[@sparkybraincell2159]

*biblical. And you're right. It's one of the only good ones and I wish there were more like it.

[@emmawiley2452]

Joseph: King of Dreams is another good one. It’s made by Dreamworks and has the same art style of King of Egypt

[@WatsonAndDaughter]

It's not a Jesus movie or even a Christian movie. It's a Jewish movie so it isn't even related to the Jesus shit we see today.

[@sparkybraincell2159]

@@WatsonAndDaughter it's still a Bible story

[@mochacino6198]

They played this thing at my Youth Group. I was the only one who was like "yo wtf did we just see?" The other Christians were like, "that was good!"

[@florxaall]

I can so easily see my youth group doing the same thing

[@Crafty_Breeze]

Same

[@albrown122]

You are in a cult. Flee while you can.

[@matthewsmernes2545]

Agreed, go find a new youth group, and when you do be sure to warn them to not watch this stupid movie! Have them free of this racist atrocity!

[@playboigecko983]

Me after watching this movie: "Finding Therapy"

[@soamsoam3901]

LMAOOOO

[@ari1758]

Honestly, same. I dont even know if therapy could help at this point though

[@Roeclean]

Woahh

[@chi11y29]

Haha

[@louiekazooie3771]

I'll be finding Jesus on purpose...but in a different way than the movie.

[@lazyyfox7914]

Movie Title: IT Pennywise: Actually, I go by he/him now Ripoff Studio: HIM

[@matthewroberts3125]

The Christian musical rip-off of the rip-off HIM: *HYMN*

[@torakunoichi]

@@matthewroberts3125 you sir get a like

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Bold of you to assume christians who make these movies respect gender identity

[@ruler_of_dcw]

not related to the comment, but Chiaki best girl

[@CMYKITSUNE]

i immediately thought of him from powerpuff girls for some reason

[@alfiona7951]

"He was agnostic, he had it coming to him. " Omg fish Jesus is coming for us one by one.

[@torakunoichi]

Me a definitive atheist: should I be scared? 🤔

[@goofball5182]

@@DekuDunkstar Wait of Jesus could walk on water FISH JESUS CAN WALK ON LAND

[@goofball5182]

@@DekuDunkstar HOLY FIIIIIIISH

[@eksortso]

@@torakunoichiBatter-fry them all, then let God sort 'em out!

[@torakunoichi]

@@goofball5182 well now that sounds like the blasphemy of evolution right there

[@brookeb4563]

The fact that every character only has a single facial expression and that they just unsettably stair into the camera while laughing without ever changing their expression is horrifying

[@GippyHappy]

They had to work so hard to get the racism in there. It's like they sat down and had a meeting about how they could squeeze racism in to an ocean world with no humans.

[@booperdooperproductions2545]

"AHA! Asians!"

[@vystorm]

This movie looks idiotic, but when did an accent become automatically racist 🙄

[@GippyHappy]

@@vystorm I hope you aren't being serious. Because otherwise you're telling me you looked at a sushi roll with a Japanese flag on it's head and a completely over the top and fake Japanese accent and thought "how could this possibly be racist?" Suppose you don't a problem with minstrel shows either?

[@GippyHappy]

@@LilSpghetti There are so many things in the world worth defending, why is racist sushi what you want to argue about?

[@LilSpghetti]

@@GippyHappy you’re right it’s not even worth it. I just argue online cuz I’m bored and I just hate life. I just like to be the devils advocate because I’m not mentally well, and it just takes a toll on me. In fact I even agree with you mostly. Idk I’m just not well. I don’t even want to be alive anymore

[@Northflowo]

Oh no I've seen that jw cartoon... Please spare us

[@judehartter]

Only 2 likes on a verified comment? WOW Edit: bruh

[@Dragonish]

Northflower oh heyo North! Love your content!

[@mylife-23]

😂🤣 the Caleb n sofia stuff is terrible. *I'm an ex JW.

[@PlanetComputer]

sdfg

[@knightoftheholyland4123]

I used to be in that religion and have to watch those cartoons, thankfully my family realized it was all shit and we no longer praise Jesus

[@kool-aidman4789]

Coming in 2022, “THAT”. Starring Nicolas Cage, Don Cheadle, Mike Myers. Coming to theaters near you...

[@DerivativeWorker]

I'd watch it!

[@misterslick2693]

You mean I'd watch THAT.

[@logankelley6254]

It, him, and that need to fight to see who is the best pronoun

[@whatdidijustwatch1308]

Ripoffs are like : starring nicole box, don cheeto,Michelle Myers

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

@@logankelley6254 Don't forget Us

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

6:48 "Bubble Town" sounds familiar to "Bible Town"...

[@hola_my_name_is_Paans]

I think they made that too.

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

@@hola_my_name_is_Paans Yeah

[@JayFow]

Christian Teacher: Today class, were gonna watch Finding Jesus Kids: *holds bible and prays*

[@LuperisNone]

We tried to exorcise the movie. But the demon was too powerful. I was the only one who survived.

[@yourlocalteabrewer2578]

@@LuperisNone hopefully we can get the demon soon

[@Stephanie-pt6vv]

I need a Jesus to clobba that there demon

[@piciperkuadrik4636]

Did you know that old christian churches aren't "pro-life"? Yeah, they even execute pagan children. Cool, right?

[@eddykidplayzyt]

*Too late for prayers*

[@Neillan]

"Yes, I'll have the fillet o' fish." *Please don't take the Lord's name in vain, sir.*

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

.🗿

[@fracturedemperor]

@@joshroehl6098 no self promoter

[@deadmemeresurrecter2828]

Ahahahaaa nice joke bro Edit: imma have my friend sub to you so you’ll have 100 subs Final edit: Today is the day you’ve earned 100 subs be proud my dude!

[@alw2839]

@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai The best senpai.

[@Neillan]

@@deadmemeresurrecter2828 Thank you so much!

[@wwg2005]

"Prince Of Egypt" was the best Judeo-Christian animated movie no ifs, ands or but. There has never been one to replace it.

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

Amen

[@ImprisionArchieves]

I would type what I remember of the Veggie Tale theme here but I don’t feel like it so I hope you get the hope.

[@aftertheelectrike1847]

@@ImprisionArchieves we live in a society a beedrill society

[@ImprisionArchieves]

@@aftertheelectrike1847 That is horrible pun off of my horrible pun, but that was also hilarious good job.

[@aftertheelectrike1847]

@@ImprisionArchieves Pun-ception, perhaps? Idk, I just find your name funny and made the easiest joke I could. :)

[@wieldylattice3015]

Just the fact that Mr. Sushi exists is enough to warrant carrying holy water, a crucifix, and the holy Bible at all times

[@thewittywhygaming6487]

Finding Jesus: *exists* Jesus: "You won't find me in this."

[@thewrathofforce1147]

lol

[@tenshimoon]

He'd probably cringe at more than half the lame stuff the christian "entertainment industry" churns out. XD

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

I feel bad for Jesus ngl

[@tragedyplustime8271]

@@tenshimoon Tbf Jesus would seriously be offended at modern christianity, since he mostly preached equality between people and loving everyone as much as yourself, which modern christianity is very hypocritical about (Not normal christians, I mean churches and christian publicators).

[@tenshimoon]

@@tragedyplustime8271 wholeheartedly agree. The modern church would probably judge & ostracize him just like the religious leaders back then did. A ton of parallels to today's church leaders

[@hawgfawma1446]

“Finding Jesus” A documentary about my search history.

[@meep9231]

LMFAOOOO

[@lluma8153]

I died

[@jaborsey_joseph]

Self Burn, respect.

[@hawgfawma1446]

@@gamegenie4617 so incredibly accurate

[@noxturne16]

@@gamegenie4617 amen

[@PawfulOfWaffles]

I remember seeing trailers for some of their movies on my grandma's tv once. Me and my siblings were laughing so hard at how bad they looked

[@theoneandonlyarsonistofarland]

“You’re a Christan now, Harry!” -Grace Ann Parsons

[@genericname2747]

How dare you make us remember that cursed fanfiction

[@cactuspeach2517]

I’m so ashamed that I get this

[@gracekim1998]

Wait what quote is this from?

[@genericname2747]

@@gracekim1998 Oh..you innocent soul.. It's from a fanfic called Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. It is...very strange..

[@ricardonesmith2318]

@SaveTheBest nice b8 m8

[@bardssinisterstories2607]

The editing here makes it even funnier. Shoutout to the "If you're depressed, just *STOP* " thing.

[@asrieldreemurr874]

“He turned their waters into blood and caused their fish to die.” - Psalm 105:29

[@asenseofyarning5614]

He sounds like a psalty old coot.

[@MineYamato]

God of hyperdeath citing bible passages is a funny thing

[@jjgames2114]

Hehehe...

[@nebulaenova2517]

@@asenseofyarning5614 He only did it because it was these fish and they deserved to perish

[@parker-boy98]

@@asenseofyarning5614 You're funny

[@LoanRepresentative]

Imagine if mc's name was just Jesus and it wasn't actually a christian movie lmao

[@adamas2888]

Dude, there's literally no Jesus in this movie. Expecially there's no Jesus in people who made this movie.

[@WerewolfLupis]

He wouldn't want anything to do with it lol

[@humanperson6372]

They couldn’t find him

[@queenblister7845]

@@humanperson6372 because it’s cursed

[@jasonbowman9521]

They are still trying to find him. I smell a fishy sequel. lol.

[@JackalopeBunny]

I bet its like "Jesus was inside us all along". xD

[@meatblazestudios3778]

The worst thing about Mr. Sushi is that he looks more like a Sausage Party character than anything that would belong in this movie

[@Megaman-2407]

@Alex Wells yes the "animation" 😎

[@WillieManga]

That animation was pretty weird. But it was a parody of kids movies, so I get the appeal.

[@Bellitchi]

@Alex Wells the slave-made animation yes lol

[@Ghostfoxkori]

It looks like something from don't hug me I'm scared if anyone still knows it

[@mintstarmari]

Sausage Party is actually meant to be a weird satire so it makes more sense to have these strange stereotypical food characters while in this movie, Mr Sushi is a stereotype meant to be taken seriously.

[@nunkatsu]

When you think about it, this movie is really dark. A sushi roll talking with fish is basically a corpse with consciousness.

[@kiraivoxy]

Holy shot… that is actually really dark. But hilarious

[@bopply2616]

A corpse with consciousness. Isn't that just called being alive?

[@nunkatsu]

@@bopply2616 sushi is made of flesh from dead fish (among other ingredients), so in this case I think it would be more like a zombie

[@bopply2616]

@@nunkatsu oh yeah true

[@bopply2616]

@@nunkatsu or like a Picasso of flesh

[@Ur_local_cryptid]

My friend and I were on Amazon Prime looking for Beetlejuice, and we found this and we had to watch it. Pretty sure that's the hardest we've ever laughed. The soulless laughter of Joy and Muggles, Mr. Sushi, the part where the Swordfish tells the story of the "special friendship" in the bible... It all felt like a fever dream

[@zora1138]

"I wasn't ready for a racist-sounding sushi roll floating at the bottom of the ocean preaching bible lessons to christan fish." -Saberspark, 2021

[@drakegrandx5914]

How is that even a sentence?!

[@itsokaysdude7404]

I forgot its 2021

[@faithd2046]

lol!!!!

[@Littlemeast12Animations]

9:23

[@deathclaw3692]

the sushi character in human logic is like finding a human who is stuffed with rice with fetuses on his head and using someone else's skin as clothes

[@batwolfy7044]

Well technically since the fish eggs aren’t fertilized, it would just be the eggs. Wich wouldn’t make it any better xd

[@mymelosiwoo]

That’s just terrifying...

[@cottoncandy2023]

@@batwolfy7044 It would look like jizz since human eggs are only to be seen properly with a microscope

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

@@cottoncandy2023 rather; it would look like period since human males don't typically produce eggs,

[@SatanasExMachina]

@@batwolfy7044 we dont know if they weren't fertilized, we just know they hadn't started development yet. Creepy.

[@dandelion4523]

Me: Depressed Fish: Stop Me: Understandable. Have a great day.

[@saniyacrap7520]

And that's how I stoped being depressed also😎

[@ImprisionArchieves]

One can not be depressed if they experience less emotion than the adverse human being, they can only be semi-depressed.

[@dedrae6929]

Ethan no!

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

Stop it, get some help

[@twinkiedinkskating851]

Exactly they were so unhelpful they were just like well LIFE IS A GIFT AND JESUS IS THERE

[@eeveeplays3634]

"God didn't abandon us: we abandoned god" -Mr. Samuel Streamer, 2022

[@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591]

“Your our family” 5 minutes later: we found some crabs for u to eat

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

They ate their families to bring them closer to Jesus

[@Chad_Darwin]

@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 lol

[@playtimeplay4518]

you're*

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

@@Dragnulls stfu

[@raypluswatpent6823]

@@Dragnulls ok I do agree with you in the sense that I am atheist BUT you came off kind of strong and disrespectful to peoples opinion and belief. However I think that stfu is not a good way to respond. I just don’t want this to turn into a massive argument

[@bonelessbooks9263]

That blue fish looks like he constantly has elevator music playing in his head

[@ImprisionArchieves]

That’s not elevator music there has to be something worse than that in his mind

[@froggers8945]

@@ImprisionArchieves pumped up kicks?

[@froggers8945]

ORRRRRRR christian rap but clean

[@ImprisionArchieves]

@@froggers8945 I would be guessing the later

[@vikmanphotography7984]

Clown themed deathmetal ("Clowncore" for the unofficiated)

[@rocklee7737]

To make matters worse, I'm confident all the lip-syncing is automatically generated. And by that I mean the lips just move in a generic loop whenever noises come out of the characters. Makes me wonder what program they even use to make this stuff.

[@Queeter]

Ye it does look like that, I usually and most creators just do lip syncing frame by frame so it is instantly notable if it looks weird or unrealistic but this film was like: *FRICK THAT!!!* LETZ USE SOME AUTO GENRATED GOOGLE LIP SYNCING!!

[@realswobby]

You can notice it especially when they laugh, what an embarrasment

[@Queeter]

@@realswobby ugh ikr 😒

[@hicknopunk]

@@Dragnulls you are replying to a post about lip sync...nothing to do with religion.

[@chapliecharlin]

@@Dragnulls good for you lol

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

Quick reminder that Mr. Sushi in this universe is the fish equivalent to a walking skinned human covered in rice and human eggs

[@starspeculation]

*Saberspark:* _the talking animal and Christian cartoon reviewer._

[@saulesalejos4483]

At least some are funny.

[@andreasnickmann370]

At least, some are fuRRy. But Saberspark is NOT a fur...ious person who, etc., etc. Just read my older comments, o.k.?

[@tayloradams3993]

the furry christian reviewer

[@NekoBoyOfficial]

The latter was Goodnight Kevin's schtick.

[@Graknorke]

Right, it's like this was made for him specifically.

[@3xspiredmilk]

As a Christian I apologize that you have to put up with these shitty ripoffs, I hate it. Those are the kinds of Christians that give us a bad name🤦. I swear not all of us are Bible thumping Karen’s.

[@je573]

Agreed!!

[@terricaspersen7498]

I misread thumping as humping.

[@theindependentcentrist798]

@@terricaspersen7498 "Bible humping Karens" Lmao

[@UnknownMercy6]

@@terricaspersen7498 O_o

[@TheRealRustyIsHere]

Agreed. As a loyal Christian I can agree to so much extend that this is racist and I was genuinely offended.

[@superfire6463]

I saw this thing on Twitter saying “if Christians read the Bible to get closer to Jesus. Then what do atheists do to get further away?” I think I found the answer

[@azuregriffin1116]

The same thing, a lot of the time. Countless deconversion stories basically go "read the Bible, shit didn't add up to me" lol

[@KuLaydMahn]

@@azuregriffin1116 thats basically what I was going to say

[@sk1ttlz904]

@@azuregriffin1116 Yeah... I can't believe I believed that the entire world was made in a week. That makes no sense!

[@azuregriffin1116]

@@sk1ttlz904 of course in The Prince of Egypt, they neglect to mention God deliverately hardening the pharoah's heart, if I recall rightly.

[@superfire6463]

@@sk1ttlz904 Well, the entire universe apparently

[@alexvives1335]

I don't envy the job you do Saber, but take comfort in the fact that you are doing the sane world a service in warning us of these mockbusters

[@christopherr4043]

Saberspark asking, "Is nothing sacred?" about a Christianized Finding Nemo rip-off gives me a sense of euphoria that I can not get anywhere else.

[@PlanetComputer]

sdf

[@Austinator0630]

@@PlanetComputer Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.

[@Austinator0630]

@@joshroehl6098 Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.

[@DoofAlmighty]

Someone forgot their commandments - "Thou shalt not steal".

[@DoofAlmighty]

@@joshroehl6098 Didn't fancy learning to sing before trying a music career?

[@spacedinosaur8733]

It's called creative barrowing.

[@DoofAlmighty]

@@spacedinosaur8733 OK wanna read my new book? Its about a magic baby called Cheesus. He performed magic tricks and feed a bunch of people with just 1 mountain dew and a variety pack of doritos. Eventually he said some thing people didnt like on twitter and he got straight up crucified.

[@yodakagekira9550]

This movie belongs to the streets

[@rachelthompson7487]

Lol exactly!

[@pastelstarchild4833]

As a Christian, I gotta say, children will never become Christians if you constantly preach and not make it fun. If you want children to become Christians, you have to entertain them, and teach them. They’ll understand and be more interested that way. That’s what Veggietales does right! So make the stories interesting. And also don’t make the art styles of the show literal nightmare fuel, that will help a lot

[@jacobevanoski1221]

Christians: just wanting some good content Greedy companies: haha bad content goes brrrrrr

[@kawaiiboy5929]

Vegetales.in the house goes brr

[@mroversteer3739]

@@Dragnulls You probably live in your mother’s basement, wear a cringey anonymous mask with a 50$ all black trench coat, beat it to underage anime girls, own a 30$ katana you got off of wish, and spend all your time being a discord mod and ranting about religion on Reddit and 4chan.

[@mroversteer3739]

@@Dragnulls And lets not forget the all black fedora and greasy neckbeard that ya got too lmao

[@riaramirez4733]

@@mroversteer3739 Can some people who wear black coats still be classified as good guys if they do genuine good?.

[@TheMorriganAensland]

@@riaramirez4733 I think it;s the cost of it as $50 seems a bit low for something of good quality, and the overall combination.

[@colarooster]

having a sentient floating sushi roll in a movie about fish is like putting a chunk of sentient floating human flesh in a movie starring people

[@jezzzieful]

A sentient piece of floating human flesh... with semen for hair...

[@stuflames4769]

Spatza, don't be obnoxious.

[@ReigoVassal]

It isn't funny. And more like something that's belong in SCP universe horror section.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

@@Dragnulls *I missed the part where that’s my problem*

[@evagarcia865]

In the new Paper Mario game, you meet the Paper Mistake Buzzy. It’s a gigantic beetle creature completely covered in torn-apart faces and mangled body parts of various characters. Since everything and everyone is made of paper, it doesn’t look so terrifying, but it’s very messed up if you think about it.

[@aeyenthelobster4858]

this looks like a tv show that would only exist in the universe of another tv show

[@mmrw]

Lmaoooo most clever comment here

[@TV-8-301]

Specifically watched by Ned Flander's kids

[@slevingarganera8375]

Do not compare this monstrosity to the likes of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Crash Nebula, Carter and Briggs, etc.

[@lunartimberwolf]

As a Christian my family knows the difference between “ now this is heavenly movie " to “ what the f*ck is this? "

[@jajr4838]

_"Finding Nemo rip off"_ I sleep... _"RACIST"_ *REAL SHIT*

[@mysticartist308]

Yes, it is indeed real shit.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@@mysticartist308 Not fake sh*t. Real, it exists.

[@joonicraftsman2136]

As a south east Asian,I saw that sushi fish made me go WOIIII!

[@RayMak]

The graphics looks like it's made with a Pentium MMX

[@luciferlui1324]

How are you everywhere? 🗿

[@hawgfawma1446]

He’s the new Justin Y

[@BytzDrawz]

Yes, very true

[@coffeemeup8729]

All I know about you is we watch the same KZbinrs, you apparently are everywhere, and that you should get back to work. You should pay these comments for their PR work lol!

[@ГаргиелдМухамедович]

is that good?or bad?

[@Manawolfman]

I think the real HIM will be paying them a visit, and they won't have the Powerpuff Girls to save them.

[@georgehutter339]

Now that is one fabulous showdown i would love to see

[@kryptik.6422]

Fun fact: theres also a lost film named Him. It was a gay porno about jesus christ

[@trixie7759]

@@kryptik.6422 I am both horrified that a Jesus porno exists and incredibly entertained by the idea of someone accidentally finding that

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@ZekeNigma]

The greatest irony of this movie is that Professor Shark, who is assumed to be in the dynamic role of something like a pastor to the protagonists, is a natural predator to fish, much like how clergy are the natural predators of chil- ...So, uh, anyways, when are you gonna be putting up that video where you rip Caleb and Sophia apart? It's gonna be hella cathartic to see as someone who was a former JW growing up.

[@eccentriccalico9488]

"It's like something Ned Flanders would show his kids." I like to think Ned Flanders would have more respect for his sons than to expose them to something so unabashedly low-effort.

[@Nightweaver1]

Mmm, no, I'm gonna go ahead and say this is about on par with what Ned shows his kids.

[@tadstrange1465]

Nah this sounds like Ned

[@pepperedash4424]

Pre flanderized Ned Flanders maybe not; post flanderized Ned Flanders maybe so.

[@mooniegoodie]

not even I as a christian person could bare watch that

[@dumpsterbaby8840]

“They made a finding nemo ripoff...thats christian?!” Not even the only one. I grew up watching a different one

[@KornLordd]

@@Dragnulls _All religion, or a specific one?_

[@HoodedSpidey]

You’re all over the comments section spreading your angst. Close your laptop, go to indeed.com, touch some grass and move on with your life.

[@thedumbcat2138]

@@Dragnulls ?? Th

[@koheirichan]

which one

[@Sorrowdusk]

@@HoodedSpidey You dont touch grass. You touch WHEAT. It's gotta be wheat.

[@schandlicher-schubertverif9478]

" *D I V E I N T O A W O R L D O F F A I T H* *A N D F R I E N D S* " more like: "sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished"

[@TitanJonkler]

Kore ga Requiem da

[@Dragorosso95]

Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza in un mondo senza tempo

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

Random jojo ref lol

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

“Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished.” Sounds like the plot of Dark Souls in a nutshell.

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

@@AlastorAltruistGaming jojo

[@YoSoySrRojo]

13:24 I don’t even think Ned would like this movie either

[@endergirl1421]

Muggels the fish: “Just stop being depressed.” Scary Henry: “Thanks. I’ll just stop.”

[@Austinator0630]

Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.

[@zaqareemalcolm]

man if only it worked that way in real life ngl medication is expensive

[@kitteneyejo]

me talking to a psych nurse

[@Bea-xl9rb]

Muggles: ARE YOU DEPRESSED? NOT ANYMORE! BECAUSE I SAID SO! Henry: *oh ok let me just uninstall Depression.jpg*

[@JoshiTheKitsune]

Muggels, you know you can't get red of depression, right?

[@ari1758]

For a film about finding jesus, it desperately needs jesus

[@PlanetComputer]

adf

[@penelopecunningham9640]

That's why they're trying to find him

[@jamess.7811]

@@penelopecunningham9640 they will fail because he died. Thousands of years ago.

[@idksomething8291]

@@jamess.7811 true

[@isakayyik966]

@@jamess.7811 but he came back to life tho

[@purgatorypoptart]

"He was agnostic, had it coming to 'em." *dies in agnosticism*

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Y'all ever get fed to someone outside your race cause you're not Christian

[@robertpaws]

@Uprising Warsaw I'm toaster

[@jtsmith1817]

@@Zarmdthecoolest And you are just a Catholic that always wants attention and tells lies

[@BlakeGeometrio]

*gets devoured by Christian fish*

[@mickeymouse-eb2qv]

Not only is the sushi guy a rasict stereotype, but he's also extremely inappropriate for a movie about fish when you think about it

[@ishaanwankhade4834]

"Don't worry daddy's here" has a completely different meaning

[@Sinful_Ariq]

*confused screaming*

[@justarandompanda7568]

"Sticks and stones may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me😜.

[@VitaNewbo]

@@justarandompanda7568 Good lord.

[@randomguy-randomness]

@@justarandompanda7568 auto hell

[@thisaccountisnowownedbybal6965]

@@joshroehl6098 Self advertising

[@randomreviewsrebooted5156]

When a movie sounds so stupid, you have to put in the title: (yes this is real)

[@Roeclean]

Lol

[@himajongte]

@@Dragnulls spamming is dumb and stupid

[@PlanetComputer]

dsaf

[@mrvoice3436]

@@Dragnulls I'm having trouble finding who asked

[@thebulbamachine4789]

@@Dragnulls i will spam you so you get what you deserve

[@fablethewolf825]

Those modals look like they would yield far more money as children's bath toys. Like, the kind that can squirt little jets of water or swim on propeller fins. Certainly not as animated modals in a movie.

[@ilikepossums6317]

Yes.

[@lucikens666]

apparently they are baught from somewhere

[@silvermeasuringspoons6462]

Agreed. With everything else aside, the characters looks cute.

[@silvereaglestudios]

Mr. Sushi's character is the fish equivalent of meeting a pile raw human meat with human fetuses and having a conversation with it.

[@jesuschavez5875]

God: You shall not steal. WowNow: Imma pretend I didn't see that.

[@Austinator0630]

Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.

[@alphaslootari3126]

@@Austinator0630 You just copy/pasting this propaganda plug on every comment, eh?

[@stefannydvorak7919]

@@Austinator0630 I... isn’t that the crappy “Caleb and Sophia” universe? Man... that crap is complete JUNK!

[@madcap3450]

Imagine if they found Jesus but then he was just walking around above them

[@jeyphr]

I'm ashamed to admit it, but it took me a second to realize what you meant by that.

[@Austinator0630]

@@jeyphr Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

@@Austinator0630 idk if this is ironic lol

[@happybalint]

"christians do not have the best quality when it comes to the content" *has flashbacks of Joshua* "NO NOOOO"

[@eliezra83771]

Joshua is old testament not christian

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@eliezra83771 Most Christians still use the Old Testament, even if just to teach the history of it. That's why it's the OLD Testament.

[@Logan-zp8bi]

Lord of the rings, a franchise so large 60% of it was lost when Tolkien died, managed to make a theatrical success so great people watch it religiously. But that is nothing compared to Joshua and the promise land, a success so great they even wrote a book about it thousands of years ago.

[@ProGamer-hg3mb]

@@eliezra83771 The Old Testament is a Christian term for the events prior to storylines related to Jesus. If you wanted to make your point stand more you should have said “Torah.” But, you’d still be wrong nonetheless.

[@Pollicina_db]

@@Logan-zp8bi Wait what, 60%? How did that happen???

[@TheHolyJuggerknight]

as a catholic i am both dying of laughter and glad theres a movie like this

[@Veecy]

Their "It' ripoff should have been called "ShIt"

[@modelotime1895]

Underrated comment

[@allanribergaard5927]

More like shit

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

I acnt breath🤣🤣🤣

[@parapparappa3578]

Gottem

[@allanribergaard5927]

0 times but I’m bisexual so

[@javanchear4773]

I need a 'Finding hope for humanity'

[@people9426]

me too kid,me too

[@d4peters86]

Don’t we all

[@zeilke5361]

That's called Booze my friend.

[@Emeralduniverse]

LMAO 😂

[@peacefulskies9320]

Same.

[@thenerdybunny1296]

This movie needs some Jesus, that's why the title is "Finding Jesus." As a Christian, I wish there was *actually good* christian content.

[@chapliecharlin]

yo! fellow Christian here! i believe you might take an interest in the Prince of Egypt!

[@thenerdybunny1296]

@@chapliecharlin I have allready seen it. It is very good.

[@ayleth891]

What about Veggie Tales?

[@god2593]

@@thenerdybunny1296 Jona and the promised land.

[@Austinator0630]

@@thenerdybunny1296 Well, It's a good thing that we as Jehovah's Witnesses have the Become Jehovah's Friend series because that by itself is a real Christian cartoon.

[@lastlife0726]

Fish talking about Jesus: "praise the lord!" Jesus talking about fish: 🍽

[@saYONAkidoRII]

“Finding Jesus” Everyday... we stray further from god....

[@eunoiamorosis]

The people who made finding jesus: *no, you weren't supposed to do that.*

[@gossiperzoroark9629]

Just keep swimming ~ Just keep swimming ~ Further, further, further from grace~

[@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248]

we will never find jesus

[@ImprisionArchieves]

I have seen to many memes cause despite me being a Christian I still feel like the statement should be, “ every day we stray further from Jod.”

[@yabazyabacoffee]

Ironic af

[@Kitsueki]

The characters make it look like it should be called "Finding rehab"

[@Widebaconshop]

An name for a fiding nemo ripof: finding KFC

[@earlyej3008]

The title sounds like someone being like "Finding Nemo? How about you find JESUS instead?"

[@saulesalejos4483]

At first I belived it was a shitpost. You know the "too unholy for my eyes" or "Everyday we stray farther from God" kind of meme. But then... eh... I as a christian feel shame for that thing.

[@samala2931]

I was just thinking that! Literally the same type of thing some of my older family members would say whenever I would mention Spongebob or something lol

[@Dargonhuman]

Ugh I knew a pastor like that at a church my parents forced me to go to when I was a kid. Every Sunday, he'd structure his sermon around whatever big movie was in theaters that weekend and would try to guilt trip us to either not go see the movie or feel bad for seeing it. I got to the point that I would think, "Ya know what? I don't care anymore, I'm gonna go see the movie with my friends and have a good time. If Jesus wants to go with me, he's more than welcome to but I'm done feeling shamed for enjoying things that aren't 'Christian'. I can still be a good Christian and enjoy secular things at the same time." Seriously, those are the kinds of people who, if Jesus were alive today, would collect his discarded hair and nail clippings to make creepy serial killer collages in their basements.

[@КалинаТодорова-э9б]

If Mr. Sushi is a dead fish brought back to life, he is a zombie.

[@justanothergoth]

"Finding Jesus", the thing that this movie needs to do.

[@rat9751]

Finding Racist Nemo: Oh wait here it is.

[@antoniocasias5545]

No it isnt

[@BilliamH]

I feel like the people who made this, are the same people who say “Ching Chongs” when referring to Asian people.

[@exudeku]

and able to say the N-word like its 1924

[@remysebald8893]

Do impressions of Chinese takeout waiters or and then claim they're not being racist bc 'I'm not being racist TO them! no one's getting hurt!'

[@Nimori]

Why was the Sushi Racist? Just because it sounded like Masahiro Sakurai trying to speak english? Or my Japanese friends I play with online??

[@kevinflaherty1]

Kinda based ngl

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@exudeku I bet they say the name of Lovecraft's cat a lot of times

[@junebug3265]

Yesterday my teacher had us watch 20 minutes of this before turning it off because it wasn’t what anybody had thought it was gonna be. That was the worst 20 minutes of my life

[@nolangleason6168]

"If you're depressed, stop. Listen to the Harry Potter fish" saberspark- 2021

[@whiteicecream6227]

@@Dragnulls just shut you're no different than the religious people who share their believes

[@veroorzaakt6387]

@@Dragnulls Look im not a very religious person, but just leave it there, this is a reason for some people to live, dont ruin things for them.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

@@Dragnulls *SILENCE, ATHEIST!!!*

[@blorgle]

@@Dragnulls you sound like a redditor :/

[@janeking8065]

@@Dragnulls respect other people's beliefs and stop spamming.