SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality - A Homestuck Song

[@toobig7399]

"So what kind of music are you listening?" "uHH"

[@AngryNerdBird]

:D

[@mev6512]

,,,,,,

[@DUCK-3076]

“That frog’s me wife”

[@AngelKytara]

Okay So Five nights at Freddy's has animitronics And the lore behind the game says that dead children are stuffed into the suites and some people draw porn of them So that porn is LITERALLY SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality

[@samuelwhite1129]

+Kytara Rhea Yes... Yes it is... Welcome to the Darkside.

[@Connorses]

+Kytara Rhea HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE

[@DragonbornCanid]

where does the sadomaso come from tho? I guess SOME of that porn could be about that stuff.. but that's a little far-fetched xD

[@TheVampireviolet]

I mean like we they loving and drawing porn of things that want to kill them, and often have. That sounds pretty Masochistic to me! (And by extension you could say that they enjoy the sadistic sides of all that as well)

[@gh0stie56]

LITERALLY so is aradiabot, thats kinda the whole point of the song?

[@naibswife]

still a huge jam in 2021 thank you... i miss homestuck TT

[@AngryNerdBird]

I'm happy I could help get through this difficult time.

[@Xamsims]

Digging to the bottom of my favorites and I found this again after 10 years.

[@AngryNerdBird]

Welcome back! 💜

[@vicwunder3062]

I've been listening to this since I started reading Homestuck. Six and a half years later it's still a total banger

[@AngryNerdBird]

Happy to be of service. 8V

[@darkcoolyo]

This is my go to request song in Lumiradio now.

[@izd4]

ah, great times

[@smashmaniac2008]

SadoMaso = It's Equius -.- Pedo = she is 13 Robo = she is a robot Necro = she died a looooong time ago Bestiality = she is part frog xD

[@schizoidseth7404]

Equius is also 13

[@ariessa7382]

Yeah I don't get that one alot either. Before I listened to this song I just looked at the title and was confused by the "Pedo" to begin with. Then I thought perhaps this doesn't just have to do with Equius and Aradia, it might deal with other characters as well. And the one person who would fit the "Pedo" description is Doc Scratch. One example of this is that time Doc Scratch was flirting with Rose. Then again Equius is canonicaly a piece of Doc Scratch so perhaps it still counts for him?

[@aubreyathame]

@@ariessa7382 there's a common belief that the ghosts won't age meaning that aradia stays 13 for most of the comic whereas the rest age appropriately although apparently equius also doesn't appear in the epilogues or homestuck 2 unlike aradia who's canonically 21 now post revival, so...ironically it can be argued that it flipped in a way

[@ariessa7382]

@@aubreyathame oh, thank you. I had no idea about that. I also haven't kept up with homestuck 2 so Ididn't know Equius wasn't even in it. But I suppose that makes sense all considered.

[@aubreyathame]

@@ariessa7382 i havent kept up either lol, i just checked the wiki and it had no epilogue/hs2 informationf or equius but did for aradia so i just assumed

[@samheppner1291]

A N D N O W T H A T F R O G ' S M E W I F E

[@N0NC0mmital]

Honestly, we need a Homestuck musical. It'd make no sense whatsoever, but it'd be the best thing ever produced.

[@invisible3972]

11 years later and this keeps popping up in my mind

[@AngryNerdBird]

😎👍

[@dp21345]

Yo in 2022 this song is still here how I'm just surprised Damn

[@AngryNerdBird]

Did you expect it to get up and leave? :V

[@altairibnlaahad3664]

Need a ten hour version here.

[@ermerm351]

The best love story doesn't exi-

[@hadesbaby2180]

This. This is the video that got me into homestuck almost three years ago. Thank you, thank you so much :')

[@siena0]

NO IT DIDNT

[@AngryNerdBird]

Every time someone at the PA forums is going through the comic, I always have this ready whenever they get to the Equius/Aradia scene. It just feels like the right thing to do.

[@Notheter]

I randomly remembered this song and just stood in amazement at how every suffix makes perfect sense. Now I'm in amazement at how well the entire song is written!!!!!!!!! And now I'm in amazement at how this video is almost as old as the characters!!!!!!!!

[@gsuaveyt]

Googling this puts you on SEVERAL watchlists

[@eloritia.cosplay]

Listening to this always helps after sadstucks videos. *^*

[@AngryNerdBird]

Happy to help. :)

[@Megacaleb72]

Sado/Maso, which is the bit where Aradia is beating up Equius. Pedo, because they're both children. Robo, because Aradia was a robot, and bestiality, because she was also a frog at one point.

[@SuperMetalMage]

We just grow older. What a horrible fate. We all just decline into oblivion.

[@chthonicgenesis5103]

We all descend into SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBeastiality eventually

[@rangletangle]

Oh my god this is 10 years old

[@reallylizjohnson]

Whoa. Wait. I heard this when it first came out and thought it was hilarious but didn't understand the main reference. AND NOW I FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOMESTUCK AND I GET IT. MiRaCleS.

[@Galactia3000]

1. My friends and I have started using this song as an index of just how fucked up the shipping in our shows is. 2. I take constant delight in the fact that, given that marker, this particular fandom wins all of the prizes for screwiness. Congratulations, Homestalkers. I love you all so very much.

[@GrandGobboBarb]

just got to the point in homestuck where my ex figured i'd be ready for this song and oh how I wish those two depraved losers the very best

[@ivory-songbird517]

this song is over a decade old what the hell

[@AngryNerdBird]

My baby turns twelve, this year! :D

[@ivory-songbird517]

@@AngryNerdBird are you still in the fandom this is about after all this time?

[@AngryNerdBird]

@@ivory-songbird517 Not really, I just don't mind replying to new comments. 😂

[@rogerpr6007]

Still a Gem

[@kevinr.9733]

It... _almost_ makes sense in context.

[@Harmon2]

...I can't stop listening to this! ...IT. KEEPS. HAPENING.

[@aickavon]

Stiill watching this

[@DestructoPop]

Oh jebus, me too, but now it's been like THREE STUPID YEARS OF THIS CRAP WHY DO I STILL LIKE THIS SERIES HELP

[@DestructoPop]

OH JEBUS, I OPENED THIS STUPID SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME FIVE. FUCKING. YEARS. AGO. HELP.

[@ThePokefrantic]

As soon as I get recording equipment, a bet will be made with my friends Loser has to rap this Dunno what the bet will be, it'll be hilarious. xD

[@phoebegraham5990]

Reshriham As soon as you get recording equipment, you BETter send me thAt link(Between Worlds) I 'beta' go befur I start a pun war.

[@shinypaintf588]

It's been four years, did you ever do it?

[@Trick.Sparrow]

The problem with this song is it's so damn catchy, I'm going to be singing it all week. Yes. ALL WEEK, I'm gonna be walking around singing Sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality. If I end up in some kinda institution, I blame you! D:

[@Numbuh214]

"You are now subscribed to Goatmon." Too awesome, man.

[@roshenek4919]

this gets better every time i hear it *0u0*

[@cacomeatball9153]

I'm a Homestuck. and what is this

[@FrostyMac]

SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality, the quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality, exemplary of exquisite, delectable depravity, SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality!

[@cacomeatball9153]

Umdiddleiddleiddle umdiddle-eye Umdiddleiddleribbit umdiddle-eye

[@elizabethpait9279]

Well their relationship WAS complicated but now I know that sadomasopedorobonecrobeastiality

[@Emerla]

Holy crap!!! That works so much! Even the frog part! He's a masochist, they are both 13, she's a robot, frog dead girl. This song was made for this right?! It had to be!

[@StrumstarHammer]

I think the best best part of this is how uninterested they both seem.

[@FelisTerras]

Actually, it's derived from Mary Poppins' classic "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". What you are refering to is "Scales and arpeggios" from Aristocats -sheesh, I've watched waaay to many Disney flics as a kid! BTT, this here vid is delightfully disturbing, depraved and demented. And just made my day.

[@AngryNerdBird]

It's a very.. unique webcomic. The pages are played out one panel at a time, like an old school command based RPG from the old computer days. Ocasionally there are animated pages, with music and all, and it is really quite an insane accomplishment. There are tons of artists and musicians involved in it by now, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[@whensuddenlyaMANKEY]

You know, I was wondering who had both the creative talent to write this song, AND perform it, and now I know! It's so damn catchy!

[@BlackKnigth323]

The weirdest thing I have ever heard... Thanks lumiradio for that but still this is so... random and weird

[@Ch33tahf33t1996]

I can't stop watching this!! Oh, no, it's stuck in my head!

[@VromNath]

I remember reading on the SA forums when this song was being written... and now this has almost 11,000 views! Amazing.

[@satobatchelor1701]

I'm quite proud of spelling the title right.

[@AngryNerdBird]

Derptastical...magicalness.... that is beautiful. xD

[@AngryNerdBird]

@TheKaneimortal I am an Aries. :D But, to tell you the truth, the pattern of the constellations is a little out of sync, compared to when it was first conceived. Originally, between March and April, Aries (The first sign) was visible in the sky. Now it's more visible between April and May. The sign that is actually more visible during that time of the year, nowadays, is Pisces. yeah, that's right people. All us would-be Aradias? Yeah, we were actually born under Eridan's sign. 8^Y

[@Tothro]

Trying to sing this in public, a challenge, vocabulary and judicial challenge.

[@DomTarason]

@blizrfiz The word (my input was suggesting that it be sung to the tune of SuperCaliFragilisticExpialidocious), and lyrics originated on the Something Awful forums, but people there got scared of looking like nerds when the prospect of singing it was brought up. Word is that the Penny Arcade forums took over at that point, and thus, MIRACLES!

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

I just now noticed the "ribbit" in the chorus. That's just awesome.

[@EridanAmpora311]

This just became my favorite pairing.

[@Tsukiy0mi_moongod]

What the hell?! I am listening that 12 times in a row. I can't stop! HELP!

[@Feasco]

There has never been a parody song that's measured up this ever

[@solemncadaver]

I love this so much I sing along to the entire thing

[@Ruesen]

Oh my god, haha! I couldn't stop laughing! Well done! The song quality is a little rough around the edges, but who cares, just awesome!

[@AngryNerdBird]

You're welcome!

[@ThePirateCat78]

i dont get it why did my sister link me this?

[@ThePirateCat78]

Francisco Cervantes because shes a blitch

[@hadesbaby2180]

maybe you sister is trying to imply that you have an unhealthy obsession with weird ships. shrug

[@short_soup]

+grimdarkpixels *IS cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Jk I don't even watch Dan and Phil)

[@ThePirateCat78]

"the weirdest ship i know" hoo boy 2015 me is an innocent child

[@a-bird-lover]

@@ThePirateCat78 I remember seeing this like a year ago. It haunts me

[@theSketchyCoder]

Haha, it took me a bit to notice the hidden "ribbit" in the second umdiddleiddleiddle part.

[@izayaorihara3145]

The next time I'm allowed to use the Aux cord I know what I'm doing.

[@gayicon8703]

Spent 5 hours... learning this off by heart. Thanks SadoMAsoPedoRoboNecrobeastiality, you made me wake up at 1 38 pm...

[@ashley_deltarune]

this song lives inside my brain

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

i used to be a necrophile, a bestophile and a sadist i had to stop all i was doing was beating a dead horse

[@VromNath]

I remember seeing this posted on the Something Awful forums and have been hoping for a video to go with the song. XD

[@Hyraxion]

maybe because she died "young", and kept her "age" as a ghost, while the others continued to grow older? so that technically makes equius older than her?

[@lasilo2017]

Hyraxion I think so

[@LieutenantFish]

Easily the best fan song ever. Now all that remains to do is make it the best official song ever!

[@crystalwolfchild]

you both have excellent voices, this is hilarious, keep on singing, you are a natural with comedy :D

[@GammaWolf99]

Why do I get the feeling that my patron troll (Kanaya) wrote the lyrics to this?

[@kyleallen7979]

This was so epic, thank you Goatmon, thank you for this.

[@Snowfats]

I don't know whether to look deeper into this subject or to forget it ever existed

[@inferno232]

Once I got the joke, this song cracked me up. Kudos.

[@VeemoNoShin]

Gonna request this daily in lumiradio now

[@Demonya]

AWSOMENESS AND CUTENESS! >w

[@Meritferret]

of you are fantastic singers, this is exactly how I've imagined their voices.

[@dudeatos]

Had this stuck in my head ALL DAY.

[@kuzma_ivanich]

Perfect

[@AndrewKaze]

The funny thing is...When I first heard this son...was in my album collection of Homestuck that I got. Good job.

[@Taiyama2]

This will be stuck in my head until the death of the universe.

[@N0NC0mmital]

@PrussiaXPrussia OH MY GOD IT'S AN ACTUAL THING. I am impressed beyond measure.

[@CharvatianKnight]

Grats on making it into the new album.

[@AngryNerdBird]

@DominicWhite So you're the one who started the whole thing? Well I'm glad you did, since it turned out so well. =D

[@thenoltzone498]

Based

[@d3str0i3r]

i just started reading homestuck...at least i think i did, not sure how long i've really been reading it though cause i lost track of time i think i know a simple concept them down about the game, the concept of "Quantum Immortality," which basically states that you will only experience the universes, or time streams or whatever, where you live...as long as there's even the smallest chance you will live

[@SooperTanzy]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XD !!! This song is still so very magical....I cannot even all the hilarity...I heard it a while back and still incredibly amused by it. Ah ha ha haaaa oh you x'D

[@Raenafyn]

this is so terrible how catchy this is XDDDDD and the first thing i had noticed with this is that it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! it was so awesome and terrible at once XDDD

[@kayleemcelroy3115]

I keep going back and forth between this (which is now one of my favorite songs btw), Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver, and Blue Lips. The first two make me happy, and then I cry :'P

[@SynHalloween13]

.......equius!...i told you not to sing this song again! you posted it on youtube damn you!

[@Bluecho4]

Hmm...as an internet reviewer (to be), I think I can see a running gag here. Thanks Goatmon! ^_^

[@DavidTheEmoGuyRoxz]

Every word i can't pronounce

[@shinypaintf588]

I hate this SO MUCH but I can't help getting up and angrily dance to it

[@10210der]

I have plans to make an Aradia Cosplay, find my Equius, and do this as a live-skit at our local con this year.

[@ModelNumber15]

@Ugurcan2452 Wow, dude. That's really awesome, you know? I really respect people letting people like you (I'm sorry if it's painful to bring up, but your typing style is obvious) use the internet. My condolences to you and your family for whatever did the brain damage.

[@AngryNerdBird]

Happy to be of service. ;)

[@Alhu15]

this song. it isn't going to leave my head, ever, is it?

[@FoxyBriggs]

XD I'm so happy I can keep up to these hilarious lyrics~

[@ZoraTheKiller]

This.... Just made my night.

[@wytchbones]

I think it's in there because we don't know exactly how long Aradia was dead, though it IS safe to assume it wasn't that long since Sollux and everyone else still looked the same.

[@DragonFire381]

really, i'm 0kay with this. i'm 0kay with a lot of awesome things

[@Derarc]

@PrincesTomboy Aradia is actually several years older than the rest of the trolls due to all of her time travel. It just doesn't show since she was dead the whole time.

[@TheDeathReincarnate]

Imagine what fun the writer(s) had thinking up lyrics to this song.

[@irei1as]

Aradia is the "Maid of Time" and I guess she had to time travel a lot to do the army of alternate future selves. So actually the pedo part comes in that she may be actually (robot) decades older than (the still a kid) Equius and not the other way around. Well, awesome song!