Ted Nivison Has a Disgusting Keyboard - Safety Third 111

[@RyanMercer]

I once used an internet kiosk at a truck stop around 2002 maybe, now THAT was a nasty keyboard and it was stainless steel...

[@Mememan-ny6yy]

I hit a tire going 90 miles per hour on the tollway while listening to this podcast. 9/10 episode

[@Hunt_1776]

Take a shot every time Ted says "Apple Gooey Keyboard"

[@yairakatz8688]

The fact that he never considered giving up made me laugh harder every time.

[@Bearbytez]

Saw yiur cement abou 30 minitea ago and npw im ourside wainting onan uber becays i justgot fired form my job

[@WickedThing]

that whole segment was a 1:1 mirror recreation of what it's like to work retail.

[@moarjank]

Honestly may as well down the whole bottle

[@rentaspoon219]

This will be referenced in the AI wars when we lose

[@skateruwu]

I'm about 90% sure the "gooey keyboard" was just a normal apple detachable keyboard with one of those annoying silicone keyboard covers

[@DKF_oli]

this is what i was thinking the whole time too

[@GoPotato69]

William go get ur tungsten cube and make urs and ludwigs touch - sincerely, little willy

[@beehard44]

i am a little willy and i approve this message

[@GoPotato69]

@@beehard44 thank you little willy 👍

[@gangstreG123]

This show can't keep its Asian hosts around

[@Evan_124]

Nigel is half asian though maybe he'll come back at one point I'm coping hard bro

[@elucified]

First, Eugene leaves Try Guys. Now it's Nigel & Allen 😢

[@rosetheblackcat]

@@Evan_124we're all here for you. daddy Nigel is just grabbing milk from the store🥲he'll be home soon😢😭😭

[@moarjank]

Knowing him, it's not milk. It's thicker and rhymes with rum

[@messyg-tar2251]

Genuinely though, how come Nigel left? I saw a video a while ago that said it was linked to a thing with peanut butter and a dog, but the only time they mentioned that on any pod was well after he left, so is that just bs? Missing the vibe of him being around. I hope it's just him living in another country and there's no bad blood. In Allen's case, surely he's just off for a week right? Right?

[@spartenz14]

Apple ipad gooey keyboard apples mushy gushy little sloppy toppy keyboard

[@AMan-xz7tx]

Apply's icky-blicky yucky-slucky slimy-grimy-tiny keyboard

[@metaltorso]

Golden Corral is loved mostly in poor areas because it's a set price per person and then you can literally eat however much you want, and then take anything else you want as leftovers. I'm broke and one day at GC would feed my family of 6 for like 3-4 days after. That's why some people swear by it, it got them thru some rough times

[@yairakatz8688]

I've never heard of this man, but I think he should join the podcast as a safety third regular. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[@lilyhass9817]

His video he just put out had me in stitches as well! 😂

[@ameyajoshi9457]

you have to invite shclatt next...

[@micahrobbins8353]

Schlafety schlird

[@KickCaesar]

Charborg would be possible then as well...

[@pureexile1702]

Yes jarred should be on here

[@jogadorjnc]

shklit would be a great guest

[@AmpoulePlays]

Yes

[@littlekirby6]

The fact that Ted said "tensile," right after a chuckle sandwich episode where schlatt used the word "tensile", makes me think he just happened to have it in the back of his mind because of schlatt lol

[@gemhunter498]

Haha usually, podcasts like this are recorded right after each other. You take a day, and just drive around during podcasts all day

[@RC360]

The new fight strat of just saying "I have AIDS" was already a strat, see the 1995 movie "The Cure" starring Brad Renfro and Joseph Mazzello.

[@gamingastronaut517]

This is the crossover I've waited for

[@BelindaShort]

RE: biting- I used to work in a group home and status of HIV is not disclosed for HIPPA reasons, but I know we had at least one person who bit people on purpose and told them they were HIV positive in order to keep people away from them. It was a response from years of abuse at the hands of carers :C

[@rosetheblackcat]

i'm so glad william brought up the aluminum can video. that is one of my favorite videos of all time

[@mateostenberg]

NOOOOOO ALLENNNNNNN DONT LEAVE USSSSSS

[@kieleyevatt2232]

+

[@g3nd4y]

apple's practically moist keyboard

[@SamuraiGuy]

They're getting all sorts of guests I would have never expected here, but they're all people I get excited to see as guests!

[@Wildkidnoremak]

As a mailman, If you send it in an envelope, I wouldn't touch it. If you send it as a postcard I'd take a picture of the non address side.

[@MisterSludge]

What ever you just said was weird my guy...

[@bjmand6236]

"Real Engineering sucks ass"? Poor Brian :(

[@GerinoMorn]

I did grew up with a PC, and an internet-capable one at that, but it was still times when there was just "a home PC". And Windows started (in a usable manner) using separated user accounts only from XP really (and on FAT32 drives it was as secure as a "please don't enter" sign on doors). We had to learn to leave NO traces, preferably of ANY activity.

[@Dakan7]

I love how when the donuts came, everybody started having their own conversation.

[@falsernet]

The ballcock is basically the fill valve and float setup, so the toilet fills up all the way and then stops, without flooding your bathroom

[@DKF_oli]

love the names of plumbing-related things. like a P-trap.

[@doopo]

The two main podcasts I listen to are safety third and chuckle sandwich, it’s great to see the cross over

[@ChristopherAmrich]

From Cheeseburger in Paradise: "I blew out my flip flop Stepped on a pop top Cut my heel had to cruise on back home"

[@worawatli8952]

27:43 The pull-off tabs on aluminium can like that stayed in my country until early 2000s, it was not only a danger but was hard to open.

[@yairakatz8688]

In the woods you wipe with leaves. ALWAYS test the leaf on your arm before using it down there to check if you have a reaction! Backpacking tips. Also, know your rash-giving plants.

[@nickcage5102]

I used to play DnD with my friends at a Home Town Buffet. I don't know how I'm still alive.

[@yairakatz8688]

19 constitution

[@Dootdodeet]

"Roll for initiative." "No thanks, I'm trying not to fill up on bread."

[@nickcage5102]

@@yairakatz8688 roll con score, no one should consume that much of gravey.

[@gemhunter498]

Awesome profile pic by the way

[@Zen_rebel]

Looks like the Chulk and “Schitt” are next lol

[@HipyoTech]

Someone needs a new keyboard? 👀

[@shadymexican6272]

Fuck are you doing here

[@AfterOwls]

Find or make the worst keyboard imaginable

[@gemhunter498]

@@shadymexican6272watching Safety Third, obviously. Anything wrong with that?

[@aputik2503]

make a gooey keeb build

[@SatanSupimpa]

Hey Will, how's your analog photography hobby? You should collab with Grainydays. You should make a camera, or do a weird chemical film processing, I don't know. I just like both channels and I think this would be cool.

[@legoman29981]

Dude this would be sick

[@yairakatz8688]

Yeah!! William: put this on the project list!!

[@seldoon_nemar]

Soda cans are different in Hawaii because they didn't bother to import the latest canning equipment. They have larger tops

[@yairakatz8688]

fascinating. I wonder what soda cans are like around the world!

[@seldoon_nemar]

@@yairakatz8688 remarkably similar. Hawaii is kinda unique because market size vs import costs made the change financially non-viable. The purpose of the smaller top is material savings, however less volume and higher costs makes it a moot point there. There's actually been several revisions to cans with the lids having shrank like 4 times at least. The original ones have the lid as about the same diameter as the barrel. Also, I bet you never noticed the manufacturers stamp in the bottom of a typical soda can. There's the micro dot printing about the beverage, but stamped into the aluminum dome on the bottom is a control number from the can production

[@jamopopper]

The keyboard y'all were talking about were the Apple Smart Keyboards that came out with the first iPad Pro models "Apple Smart Keyboard: iPad Keyboard and case for iPad Pro 10.5-inch, iPad Air (3rd Generation), and iPad (7th, 8th, and 9th Generation), Comfortable Typing Experience, US English - Black"

[@sybek1996]

Oh Jaysus he just said Ireland is in the UK, ohno. Also the bottle cap thing is all over Europe I believe, its to do with recycling, honestly I usually just rip it off if its annoying. Some bottles are ok others just make it really annoying to close :'D

[@Konym]

40:00 has to be the finest moment of this whole episode

[@GerinoMorn]

Steganography, IIRC, is a pretty old thing. I read about very bad people sharing their very exploitative photos via pages like "imageshack" etc. - in some way encoded and hidden in pictures of e.g. flowers on a meadow. It doesn't boggle the mind to think that in like 15-20 years since I've seen that tech, it was expanded to a video form. Sure, the issue is that most (all?) video sharing sites reencode your video, possibly exactly (as well) to combat this kind of stuff. But you prob could easily have "auto-training" encoder/decoder to just have a site-specific settings. And the primary security of it is obscurity, hence it's not touted around.

[@skasev]

Was wondering how the concurrent convo was going to happen with a throuple

[@DustinShort]

Not gonna lie, watching people stumble through a conversation with chat GPT is more painful than having to read AI generated articles

[@skyflier8955]

Ted is perfect for the podcast, we need him AND Nile on one day

[@coffeebreak7668]

Genuine question, if you bite someone and they die of the AIDS you transmitted do you get charged for the murder? In fact what are the implications of getting someone sick irrespective of intention, like hold on where is this thought going, is coughing on a train reckless endangerment?

[@sarshrimp1476]

I don't think you'd get charged with murder since it would take someone a while to die. I think people coughing on people during the pandemic got people an enhanced assault charge like battery

[@coffeebreak7668]

@@sarshrimp1476 Interesting, the more you know about the legality of applying debuffs to people

[@lakovkreativity]

From Google: In most states, transmitting an STD can be categorized as either a felony or misdemeanor offense. This means that individuals who knowingly infect others with an STD may face criminal charges, with potential penalties ranging from fines to imprisonment. So I would imagine if they can prove the victim died directly because of your actions, they can upgrade the charge like they did with that guy who knocked somebody out and he died some years later

[@TreesPlease42]

52:45 lovely watching Windows with y'all

[@aidanstarke8303]

Most formal introduction in the history of this podcast

[@potatoonastick2239]

He's so high this is awesome

[@namirahdotpdf]

this is all my internet uncle meet up, eating donuts..., internet aunt bring baby and the donuts in...., and that wonderful peep of postcards..., great good day

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

If this is how all AI works, then our jobs are safe ! Also explains why self driving cars really aren't happening any time soon. Of course, they could just replace the HR department with AI, then we're all screwed !

[@aidanclark196]

Ted was on here before? Will was on Chuckle, but I don't remember ted being with these guys, though the titles never include yhe guests, so it'd take a while to chrck

[@poodlevlogs2037]

i dont remember him either.. maybe i missed it tho

[@burntalive]

We were robbed of the nilered cameo

[@michaelransdell]

My dad caught me using the computer when I wasn't supposed to, like late at night, and his mistake was showing me how he knew. Never got caught ever again after that lol

[@MrDarthT]

Does anyone have a link to the "windows as a video" that they talk about?

[@WestonNey3000]

My dad constantly checked my search history and checked my computer on the daily. I was only caught once, and I swore I would never get caught again. I became super tech savvy and had systems to hide what I was doing from my dad, since he was also very tech savvy. It became a battle of the nerds just so I could download and save pictures of boobs haha.

[@grantwarner9631]

Me screaming at the phone for every donut chew

[@EffigyOfCorrectOpinions]

KZbin as a Harder Drive is not even as cursed as you can get

[@invention64]

To train for far distances you mostly use the same techniques a sniper would and judge distance by how big people are. Though that obviously has a limit to it, but should be enough for guessing most distances you could see from the ground anyway.

[@slothfulcobra]

We actually have a lot of records of deaf people who were unable to learn spoken language, and weren't taught a form of sign language, but they just naturally hack together their own system of language when with other people. That's how a lot of sign languages started, a bunch of deaf people were put together and they just naturally created their own language.

[@cruze_the]

Even though ted's here, i cant manage to stroke out a single chuckle without nilered on the pod

[@rosetheblackcat]

apple gooey keyboard living in my head rent free. thanks ted!

[@RedHotMessResell]

Well now I understand Margaritaville better. I never understood how Jimmy blew out his flip flop on a pop top. But now I know. 😂 it was a damn razor blade.

[@MrNoipe]

dude looks like a de-aged captain disiluusion

[@thingyee1118]

Great guest. No clue who he is but love it

[@zachh6868]

Wait, Why do I remember seeing that can video? Wild

[@emoryolsoff96]

35:25 This man needs to stop saying gooey immediately

[@CommonBovine]

We were so close to getting to hear from Nigel 😢

[@PanoThePeakbagger]

Guest: Hey look up this thing that doesnt exist and I cant describe properly. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing.

[@Rctive]

oh lawd the bit rate during the windows segment

[@EpicManaphyDude]

dónde está niguelrojo?

[@stewartcollindavid45]

iPad attachable keyboards are used by kids in schools to turn their iPad into a laptop. I still prefer when the kids have Chromebooks

[@HalftimeRanga]

I am actively loosing braincells rn I thought yall would bring out the smarts, but ted bought us down to a chuckle sandwich level. I love it, 10/10, shared to my design engineers at work to ask how much they like designing shit ole digger buckets 😂

[@jakescott5302]

We need William and Kevin on Chuckle Sandwich now

[@tdolan500]

Why TF does Ted’s AI have so much vocal fry?

[@bodoque_csm]

I agree with Will that the soda can is one of the most ingenious inventions ever

[@korina1816]

There should be a cracked TV in the back with all the junk just streaming Nigel

[@Blasharga]

engineering friend of mine makes a lot of money making car doors sound "right"

[@wiltse0]

55:20 we find out William has an externalized morality complex, instead of internalized.

[@ashton35]

Welcome to my ted talk

[@mateostenberg]

55:22 William can I introduce you to something called "empathy" ? It's very useful, especially for not killing people at random.

[@BelindaShort]

Golden Corral is one of the only places you can go and get a bunch of veggies, they have so many sides

[@coldmicrowave345]

Edp recording a fight in old country buffet

[@Trade4Lewt]

stripbowl, newgrounds circa 2007 is my core memory.

[@LUFFNINJA]

my favourite ep when ned talks

[@SarahTetris]

Carbon dot membrane keyboard

[@SheWhoWalksSilently]

Hometown Buffet had the best fried chicken, that shidd was CRISP. Also the unlimited chocolate milk was everything to me as a kid 🤩

[@furl_w]

12:40 10/10 llm impression

[@exileisland2675]

Seeing Ted in the same room as Will and Kevin is so weird.

[@overtasked618]

I always forget that william is a dad and i just freak the fuck out when I hear it again.

[@stephend3610]

My two favorite podcasts 🤩

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

Can you tell me about the Apple _Gooey_ Keyboard?

[@RedHotMessResell]

My friend and I were making a KZbin video in middle school and wanted to burn it to a dvd. We found one we thought was blank and it had my dad’s home downloaded porn on it. I was traumatized for life. 😂

[@4077Disc]

so, how did alan die?

[@pineappleghost8149]

This episode is favourite puppy

[@EpicManaphyDude]

tenivision on safteythird??

[@real.bingus]

TED NIVISION?? LIKE TELEVISION?? he shattered both of my kneecaps with a baseball bat at a little league game in 06!! glad to see he's doing well

[@NekoNinja13]

them using chatgpt was hilarious and I forsee the downfall of humanity when the ais get tired of answering our dumb questions 🤣

[@messyg-tar2251]

Your goddamn domain has expired for the shop. How am i meant to buy shirts? Anyone would think that the hosts have been busy or something

[@seldoon_nemar]

Old Levi's specifically are valuable comma because their Factory burned down at one point in the past and they lost all of their original manufacturing documents Period they do not know when the first pair of Levi's was actually made comma or what it looks like

[@beeeennnnnnn]

YOOO WHAT A COLLAB

[@coolcoolercoolest212]

The 50th time he said "apple gooey keyboard" i wanted to thtpw my phone out the window. Was he drunk or something?

[@tk421dr]

i think this episode gave me a contact high

[@minimumwage2169]

Chatgpt is like talking to a real customer support now.😮

[@ft6637]

ok, so the bottle cap thing is a new EU regulation. It should prevent the caps from getting lost, because they found many of them everywhere at the beaches in the EU. By the way, Ireland is part of the EU, while the UK is not since Brexit. Only northern Ireland is part of the UK, which makes all the tolls and stuff quite complicated there...

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Schlatt HAS TO be next!!!