He Tried Hiring a Child Bartender - Safety Third 112

[@zootchs.8991]

Story Time: I was at an event where a group ran this open bar. About 15 yards from the open bar was a smaller bar, an exact replica of the bigger bar. Standing behind it was a child of no more than 10 years old, handing out gushers, kool-aids, and fruit by the foots. I stopped by, asked if I could have some gushers because that sounded rad as hell. The kid looks me up and down, asks me how old I am (22 at the time), and as soon as I respond he says "You're too old for this bar, GET OUT OF HERE". Only bar I've ever been thrown out of. So the parents of the kid set up this bar at the event every year and when their kid wanted to participate, they built a replica and stocked it with children-friendly things and let him run his own little bar. Like kiddo like parents. It was adorable and hilarious.

[@SkylorBeck]

24:36 "I think if you own the restaurant, there's no child labor laws" As a child who was forced to work for free in my parents Restaurant, can confirm.

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

Don’t forget Jean and his sisters from Bob’s Burger

[@qdmc12]

Same

[@gavinomeara8390]

@@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred*Gene Belcher

[@TheCzarsoham]

As an Indian, we generally call our country Bharat or Hindustan when speaking Hindi. It can change based on the language since we have several different official languages. There's no language called Indian. Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi, Bengali, Tamil, Telegu and several more languages are spoken in India, mostly based on the state.

[@AveragePinwormEnjoyer]

I do love watching the podcast going 120 mph

[@peterbraun8065]

While a higher speed is exhilarating, I have found Will and Alan's voices are able to make me climax easier when I'm driving at lower speeds. Therefore I've determined that 89 mph is the ideal speed

[@sarazucchini]

@@peterbraun8065I’ve found their voices perfectly hit at 95mph, cruise control on, windows down, airbag off

[@Yewtewba]

​@@peterbraun8065still just fast enough to travel back in time and crank it again

[@rosetheblackcat]

thanks for commenting while driving👍

[@AllenSAshley]

I'm only going 80 😢

[@RyanMercer]

Uh, yeah I'd like a Fosty and a Baconator please.

[@toonce101]

U wunt friiz wih dat shak

[@RyanMercer]

@@toonce101 maybe some chili

[@Hendlton]

There are 12 year olds who are rally drivers. There's definitely an 8 year old kid out there who could safely operate a golf cart.

[@DKF_oli]

where i used to live in FL (same place kevin is from actually) there’s a bunch of little rich kids who have huge homes in private golf course communities, definitely as young as 8-10 who ride around on their family’s golf carts regularly. the roads are mostly private/residential though. even though i think you’re supposed to be 21 to legally operate them, these huge gated communities never have cops coming in just driving around unless they’re called to come.

[@RomanNardone]

The worst part of the lead poisoning was that it also came from leaded gasoline which has been accumulating and increasing for 50+ years before they began to phase it out. That creates the perfect scenario for poisoning 1. Diffuse chronic exposure 2. Easy and effective absorption method 3. Higher density in cities and schools

[@MattBottomly]

Answering one of the questions in the episode, young kids in movies have a labor law exception combined with specific additional protections/restrictions. We had identical twins and lived in OC, so agents reached out to send them for casting calls. When they were 2, they did a Heinz commercial but were only allowed on shoot location for 4 hours with a maximum 2 hours of on-call time. The production company rented a hotel room so one parent could take other twin somewhere to nap and not be on set yet. They also set up a tent with a chaperone for the few children shooting that day. And because a total failure of planning, the shoot was using wind machines on an already windy winter beach, so the kid tent collapsed on my daughter...

[@Capn_Obed_Marsh]

Was she ok?

[@Thedillpickle69]

@@Capn_Obed_Marshno i was there i was the tent

[@stasi0238]

​@@Thedillpickle69bro get off his daughter

[@doaimanariroll5121]

i love how almost every episode kevin says somthing quitly then will or allen repeat it as if its their own idea and keven just says "haha yeah". because hes a gem.

[@DustinShort]

Kevin knows so much more than he's given credit for. It's watching Dunning Krueger in action, the guy that knows the actual facts is aware he's not 100% sure that his deep dive research from 5 years ago may not still be accurate in his memory, then the other two are like "I'm dumb, but not that dumb, so this is how it HAS to be!" I love the podcast but lately they've been really driving home the point of why humanities are so important in education instead of just pure STEM 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@JansHeikkinen]

@@DustinShort WDYM? The other two have plainly acknowledged multiple times that they don't know what they're talking about. They know that what they're saying might not be entirely (or at all) true when they say it, but it doesn't really matter. This podcast is just a group of friends talking about stupid shit; it doesn't actually matter if its true as long as its funny and/or interesting to them, just like any conversation you might have with your own friends. So really, its just a question of how willing they are to talk about things they know they don't entirely understand. Mind you, this would be a different story if this podcast were ever actually branded as educational or informational in any form, but you need only see the podcast name to see that that's not the case.

[@doaimanariroll5121]

@@JansHeikkinen it’s number 5 science podcast hahaha

[@doaimanariroll5121]

@@JansHeikkinen but totally agree. They just mucking about, having laughs. I just relate to Kevin being adhd with rejection sensitivity disorder haha I do exactly what he does. My guess is he’s actually pretty quiet, it doesn’t show up to us because of the microphone

[@doaimanariroll5121]

@@DustinShort yeah he’s smart. My guess he’s very quiet irl. Just the microphones change that for us.

[@jimbob1103]

Our county fairs have children drivers using large golf carts to shuttle people around, but our 12-15 year olds have been driving tractors for years.

[@NorroTaku]

Traktors are generally on private property tho

[@ISOLDURGFCOCAINE]

59:18 Allen the mechanism of action of nitrous oxide (laughing gas) is actually pretty well understood. It antagonizes NMDA receptors (like PCP and ketamine) and β2-subunit-containing nACh channels, and inhibits AMPA, kainate, GABAc, and 5HT3 receptors. It also activates potassium channels. It even potentiates glycine and GABAa receptors, the latter of which is the same MOA of benzos like Xanax and the same receptor responsible for the effects of alcohol. Most interesting of all, it may imitate nitrogen in the brain, with 30 to 40 times more bioavailability than nitrogen.

[@mateostenberg]

now explain why computer duster is the strongest high I've ever experienced

[@ISOLDURGFCOCAINE]

@@mateostenberg Difluoroethane, the gas inside canisters of computer duster acts as a CNS depressant via glutamate and GABA receptors. Please don’t do that again bro, it is terrible for you and can cause sudden death.

[@viagra5207]

Xenon and nos are the same mechanism of action too. The receptor evolved from anaerobic bacteria that could sense nitrous in their environment and funny enough it still responds to the gas.

[@mateostenberg]

@@ISOLDURGFCOCAINE 🤯🤯🤯

[@johanhendriks]

1:18:46 I may have misheard William, but I did some googling and there is actually such a thing as a "breastaurant", so now I feel compelled to put that information out there for others to investigate.

[@placeholderhandle99]

49:49 I turned that one hundred thousand dollars into sixteen THOUSAND dollars

[@jlondon1441]

Work at a private school where we feed around 1200 people a day for lunch. We serve around 200 pounds of meat a day. (Sometimes less, sometimes more, all depending on type. 250lbs of chicken or 180 lbs of fish or beef for instance. ) School year is 180 days. So we’re serving 36,000 lbs of meat a school year. So based off their numbers, you could serve around 10 schools, that are the same size as mine, only dog meat. We try to rotate proteins so we don’t serve more than one type in a row, no more than two days a week of the same protein. So to save money with this “free” dog meat, we will say we always serve it twice a week. 36 weeks x twice a week x 180lbs (don’t think it would be that popular, but I’d try to make it taste good, hell we serve about 25-30 lbs of that impossible meat to the vegetarians when it’s menued.) 12,960 lbs a school year. Bumps the number of schools up to 27. Realistically you would consider a 4-6oz serving the standard. Making 70,000 5oz servings from 350,000 lbs.

[@lettersnstuff]

I just want to say I love that Action Lab catches strays basically every episode. i got no beef with him, but I do think it’s funny

[@GodBlessCanada]

His stuff is usually great but his voice is so grating

[@JansHeikkinen]

1:11:00 actually i've heard that knowing about the placebo effect doesn't necessarily make the placebo stop working or work less. i've always wondered if this fact is itself meant to be a placebo, though. like maybe the idea is for it to be a placebo that makes all other placebos as strong as before so you don't regret learning about placebos. so yeah i think as long as you firmly believe in placebos then you could probably gaslight your immune system into working better

[@ZChanana]

I think in CA, under 21 workers can handle sealed bottles, but basically as soon as they’re open they cannot pour them/move them around/do anything with them as “bartenders”

[@kayden8093]

similar here in oregon my 18 year old friend has worked at a fancy restaurant for 2 years and he's been allowed to bring unopened bottles of wine and champagne to tables as a waiter but he's not allowed to pour

[@emimonsterlicious]

my partner worked as a teen in a bar in Nevada. Legally he just wasn't allowed to be behind the bar doing bartender things, but in reality it's not like that never happened.

[@mystery_mre8166]

Okay but the yard and backyard scientist idea goes insanely hard. Hoping it gets recorded for those of us who wont be able to make it

[@aidanclark196]

1:24 one, they thought they landed in the indies, not exactly india, two, india was named in greek after the indus river, 3 germany seems to come from a latin word for the people surrounding the rhine river where as Deutschland means people's land. Side note, one of the words for the people of the rhine was dutch, but was replaced with german and is where the Dutch are called Dutch, even though they do not call themselves dutch

[@Biru_to]

Few languages use "Netherlands" as the base for their local language version of the country. Netherlands, literally nether lands (i.e. low countries) are used for example in French (Pays-bas), and German (Niederlande). Many countries use a variant of "Holland", as the sailors who arrived abroad would refer to the themselves as from "Holland".

[@JZLee1015]

39:25 this is an underrated joke Allen: "We should use steel bullet, so we can eat the dog meat" William: "If I was... If you're running for office..."

[@doubledragon5563]

when william yawned in the first minute, i felt that

[@ChiiroRavenheart]

My father had a spiritual mother, she would pray over him and sometimes me and give us "alignments". He swore by how much it helped him but all it did for me was stretch my joints a bit. He would also tell me stories about her going to hospitals, praying over people who are going in surgeries and how they would come out "healed". Well yeah they came out better that's the whole reason they went into surgery!

[@SatanSupimpa]

Alcohol is one of the lead causes of cancer and is considered a drug with no safe dosage. It's actually quite insane the banality of how alcohol is integrated in our daily lives.

[@pigger1010]

William should just officially hire every creator as a bartender so the kids are always supervised

[@clophis]

I was going to have an Allen panic attack if the pan man wasn't in this episode. Thanks William for thinking about my mental health 🙏

[@CarrotStixBro]

Lmao Hes got his old scout uniform on.

[@ZoniesCoasters]

Allan, $60 Kevin, $50 Will $100 That's what I imagine them being able to charge

[@aidanclark196]

42:10 not all heavy elements decay to lead, i think most do but some decay to bismuth

[@lucakun3455]

well, technicly everxthing decays into iron but as soon as you hit lead it's negligable

[@Pink_Char]

isn't bismuth still decaying tho

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

Let's see what misinformation Allen will latch onto from surface level internet searches ! And then slander some other notable person. That's why I'm here.

[@ArcsineVR]

The magical healing dog shit is basically how a cargo cult works

[@ThatCallahan]

You said "ok Google" and my headphones chimed in like it was me somehow. I'm listening the video through my headphones..

[@slappomatthew]

I always watch the video version. I’m doing 30. Well I was, I was stopped at a green light typing that.

[@LeafBoye]

Honk honk!

[@silverinium]

As someone who is a Christian but also respects the views of this podcast, I really enjoy this podcast. And I think that the placebo conversation is a really good conversation to have. There are many points and arguments to be made there, I think an overlying problem in that train of thought, is that could not someone who is an atheist or someone who does not believe in God actually hold the strongest placebo? If you think about it, Will, you said that believing something strongly could eliminate that stress or something along those lines. I think the true placebo is believing that there is no hell and that there is no punishment for the sins of man. I think that the ultimate anxiety is not knowing if there is a God and not knowing if you will have to pay for those sins. I think we all know that we are flawed, that at our core. We are all evil, regardless of what you Believe. Anyone who is not narcissistic (probably another form of placebo but down to a chemical problem), knows that we aren't overall great as a species. And I think that lying to yourself and believing that there is no God and there is no responsibility for what we do and how we live. IS the ultimate placebo. I really enjoy the podcast. Just hope one of you sees this and thinks about the premise. Would be good to hear this conversation again, or heck even have a Christian debate those thoughts. Not a Catholic because they do have some placebo from "confessions" to another man. And not a Christian who just blindly believes in anything, but someone who has logical critical thought about how Faith works and has somewhat of an understanding of science.

[@silverinium]

Also, I meant sociopathic not narcissistic but that too lol

[@Ugadyn-qi2mi]

Allen's back!!! 🥳

[@BeardedPiper]

The flash of T-rex in the background was *chef's kiss*

[@jakass]

I kinda wish it was a flashing T-Rex though

[@loglog5296]

Love the podcast, I'm currently driving at 45mph!!

[@carlfeibusch9308]

Kevin rocking the Boy Scout uniform caught me so off guard but that’s sick

[@uberfuzzy]

I wonder if there is a statistically significant line of kids that ran lemonade stands to people who went into bartending as adults

[@dekulprit]

"-stan" is farsi/old Persian that means "land" or "country". Sindhu was the major river/geographical feature. So it means "land of Sindhu". Disneyland California can be called Disneystan and would mean the same thing.

[@lakovkreativity]

25:15 get Elliot from Ross creations for sure

[@Decaf.]

Call it a mini bar and hire some dwarfs to run it

[@JK061996]

I'm watching while driving my semi at 65 mph

[@jordanspencer2157]

the real brown note was inside us all along

[@JohnDoe-dj3wg]

Adam & Jamie background was peak

[@AudraK]

You can tell from the shake in Wills leg, he’s stressed

[@kengineer12]

I assume the laws have to do only with liability. I know someone who is 18, who is a bartender (in the US, where the drinking age is 21). If something were to go wrong, they can’t sue the kid, maybe the parents, but that gets complicated.

[@josiahjones3756]

“Can I roll faster in Tetris with a scuba tank”

[@ecchikitty1395]

57:20 Not certain if was Nate From The Internet, or back on TKOR, but they did steak in a pressure chamber. As I recall it technically worked, but not well enough to be worth the effort

[@ronch182]

Poor Big Willy, he didn't realize events of Open Sauce's scale is worked 365 days a year. I hope he hires some people full time to take some of the stress off

[@pieterchevalier653]

I do watch the video while I'm driving

[@Quixan]

please don't do that. you may be joking, but there are people that do this kind of thing, and cars kill people all the time.

[@bueb8674]

I don't have a car(or drivers licence) but I watch this while driving(and not as a passenger)

[@zenithx1807]

In reference to breathing different gasses, think about how divers use different gass mixtures for deep dives

[@Nicole-pt4bx]

1:07:26 Welcome to Chaos Magick, William

[@b.a.m.4135]

Allan: "Don't click on Denji. I know what that is. I read that chapter." Allan two seconds later: "Why is Evangelion trending?"

[@alexbutler1944]

I was JUST talking about the Germany from Deutschland thing last night. Wild.

[@Nonzerotonin]

Perfect timing for my class commute. 95mph btw

[@paigehansen8944]

I was having so much fun with the Alan auction and then the next topic made me sad and sick

[@MrThechuzzler]

Currently going a very messy 0MPH as I write this.

[@sharxbyte]

I really wanted to have a booth, would appreciate if the application process was streamlined. Didnt know until last week that I was declined, so I wasnt able to volunteer or save for tickets

[@Hendlton]

On the topic of "Why would someone tag this with that." People tag their tweets with whatever is trending and Twitter is so shitty now that they don't do anything about it.

[@gljames24]

Exonym vs Endonym. India comes from Hindus river where Hindu also comes from. Germany had been a bunch of states, so it's got a bunch of names that originate from small groups. Same happened to Greece.

[@CyborgGrizzly]

I am never listening to this podcast without headphones again

[@davew2545]

Worked at a vet, choke dog is 100%, look how they hold them on the table.

[@broswarned-iw2vk]

2:57: 112 mph on a dirt rally course... ...in a schoolbus with a twin-turbo V8.

[@furl_w]

I remember reading somewhere that when spanish explorers got to hispanola they knew for certain they hadn't made it to the east indies, but they were covering their ass so they just lied about it to the spanish crown.

[@Srfingfreak]

I know how Will feel; back in '07 I spent 3 months smoking crack in East Baltimore and it was a very stressful environment. The stress definitely made me sick and the voices louder.

[@nicholash.7656]

Sick with Covid all week, completely forgot today is Thursday. Thank you safety thirds.

[@BeanerMan13]

It took me 4 re-watches to realize that Kevin in the thumbnail is aged down to a kid 😂

[@arjovenzia]

I loved playing bartender as a kid. I was adept at opening a bottle of red wine at about 6, n that was when they were corked. Champagne was particularly fun. But it was fun going around with a bottle serving. But that's at a family event,

[@lowlymagot2]

I fell back asleep after I put this on and had opensauce nightmares. Now I'm late for work and confused.

[@qdmc12]

26:00 Hey kid, you wanna make 20 bucks?

[@xavieradria3106]

New podcast 🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊

[@BeanerMan13]

I watch while at work

[@Maleko48]

love how unhinged this episode was

[@IoCalisto_]

Argon might work but it isn't used in saturation diving as it becomes narcotic at higher pressures ( >1 atm)

[@jonconway912]

As a caterer I can confirm that people have come into the kitchen as the food is being passed out to tell us they have a gluten allergy or are vegan

[@jaymerogers8612]

55:10 - 56:24 i forfrickengot that whole scene

[@athul690]

There were plans to fully change India's name to Bharath. Bharath and India are used interchangeably in many documents including official documents. Hindustan is not used much nowadays since it paints the picture of a single religion country. It was initially Industan (land of Indus river) which slowly morphed to Hindustan.

[@jaymerogers8612]

1:04:46 "The Placebo Effect"- 2024 -Safety Third

[@HalftimeRanga]

Well done daddy willy, proud of ya son xx

[@BeanerMan13]

That T-rex scared the 💩 outta me

[@jrocmagoo]

$4.50 canadian, thats my final offer

[@VinegarPotato]

Tree fidddy

[@straphyr]

40:38 according to rick and morty if for some inexplicable insane reason it is actually delicious, we'd have to make a really strong appeal to emotion to make it stop

[@gredystar8333]

I am 10 minutes in and i still have not heard an explanation for will's taxidermy squirrel..? Pet. I need an explanation!

[@SnakeOilGhost]

I think if you had both the "content production" aspect, plus the whole time have one of their parents undercover at the bar as a patron but they're actually supervising the kid to prevent any and all "mixups", you're covered.

[@Kindyno]

Here is how you do the kid bar thing. Same as what you said, but the kid is just mixing water in glasses, they pass it into a box and a real bartender has the drink made and that gets delivered

[@isitshell]

$27 on Allen

[@francomasiniofficial]

we need to establish the OpenSauce equivalent of Epcot/Fordlandia in China

[@Burbund]

Will You forgot that KZbinrs shouldn't be around children for too long

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

My colleague had lead poisoning, and it made him really aggressive and short tempered, but also very inattentive, to the point that he accidentally cut off 3 of his fingers.

[@SheWhoWalksSilently]

I miss the potato ❤️

[@krillianlastrange4886]

I thought Will's channel is what happens when you feed an 11 year old red bull.

[@SamuraiGuy]

A really interesting to look into is "nocebo", which is like placebo, but evil.

[@cameronboggs7292]

Took me too long to realize Kevin was wearing a boyscout uniform

[@banjomanmania9795]

Man I Love Frogs

[@yourfriendlyrobot5415]

watching in class rn

[@cuprdupr]

i wish i could go to opensauce, but the engineering team im on made it to nationals and its at the same time 💀

[@chiefofthesky]

congrats!

[@eDRoaCH]

The introduction of oxygen to earths atmosphere was the direct cause of the largest extinction event in earth's history

[@fmontanari]

Hell yeah now I can go to sleep!

[@Space-boi-]

I’m canceling my open sauce tickets we all know Bakersfield is ass no need to rub it in :(((((

[@theprinceofinadequatelighting]

Shrek isn't just big. He's ogre-sized.