The Conservative Dating App Is Just As Bad As Everyone Thought

[@SajiSharma]

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[@9ielle930]

the way ur ad came at the exact time i needed a new phone case… alsoo: I think you linked today in your link for the sponsorship because it said “the page you’re looking for might have been temporarily removed” and gave me a 404. just thought u should know!!

[@reade_gauvin]

Dude I had no idea you were the same age as me. Makes me feel like a failure 😂

[@perfectallycromulent]

to answer your question about "how did anyone start to use this app if it's invite only," the people who invest in and own the app would be automatically members who can send invites, and i believe they also try to get popular right-wingers to join and recruit others, like the spawn of the Trump family.

[@Isa.esthetics]

I actually watched the ad.

[@AKA253]

I really enjoy the two sides of “if you paint your nails and wear dresses you’re not truly a man” followed quickly by “you can’t call yourself a woman just because you paint your nails and wear dresses, you’ll always be a man”

[@JenTilly96]

It's so hypocritical. So their logic is if a man dabbles in doing more traditionally female things they are not a man they are a woman but if man transitions to be a woman and does the same thing they are not a woman they are a man. 😂😂😂😂

[@elliot__agares]

Literally "wearing a skirt doesn't make you a women" so you agree that clothes have no gender and are just pieces of cloth that everyone can wear it and it doesn't affect their gender identity?

[@genericegirl0]

Nb’s are thriving

[@shiannafoxx]

Right like make it make sense

[@flannelsone1159]

If they shared the same values then someone who paints nails and wears dresses would be a genderqueer person.

[@KennyFrierson]

The Right Stuff accidentally made Conservative Grindr

[@isuckatusernames4297]

you mean the sigma male only dating app ?

[@xavierculby]

@@isuckatusernames4297 the beta cucks only dating app

[@ngotemna8875]

Isn't grindr the conservative grindr?

[@cutecatsara123]

They do more circlejerking in this app more than Grindr. And that's saying something.

[@pierce7992]

Male and female are pronouns if they are so obsessed with hate pronouns then remove the male and female pronouns and flip a coin

[@GianniCarpino]

I actually met my wife on the right stuff, we've been happily divorced for 3 months now.

[@taniaABal]

10/10 comment!

[@idontexist1966]

For a moment I thought you both were cheating on each other

[@tenki_]

don't ruin the joke man, get rid of the explanation!

[@irissupercoolsy]

😭😭hahaha

[@DabiLOVmember]

'Happily divorced' is so funny to me💀💀

[@chzbread]

I love how their form of insult is almost always: you're childless and lonely. They really can't wrap their tiny heads around the fact that some people actually like being childless and alone. Meanwhile these are the types to constantly make jokes about hating their spouses and their lives because their children make things hard.

[@beth7935]

Yeah, it's like incels threaten women with "you'll end up alone, no man will date you if you don't stop being an awful feminist!", & it's like, yeah nah- don't project your worst fear onto me. _You're_ the one whose life revolves around sex (& relationships & breeding, but mostly sex) & who's distraught without it. Meanwhile lots of women are fine with being single- definitely if guys like that are the only option!

[@beth7935]

@@Ade-ing Exactly! As a leftist, I'm quite sure you can be happily married with 6 kids, & if people want that, that's great, & I wish them the best- just don't force it on everyone.

[@spacedrake8364]

@@beth7935 I hope lesbian and gay couples thrive not only to pursue their own happiness but for my own spite towards these archaic conservative people

[@kellycowley3535]

+Beth&793 I kind of disagree since I think 6 kids borders on being there too many. When there are too many the parents can't give them all the attention/stuff they deserve and quite often the older ones usually end up having to do the parents job for them (parentification). I'm sure some parents can make it work but I think in most cases having too many just ends up being unfair to the kids.

[@AdaTheWatcher]

Ah yes, It is sooooo horrible not having your house distroyed by a little gremlin daily. The pain of not having to shovel over bags of money for children's supplies is truly horrid. They are truly lost aren't they

[@tessa6062]

I'm sorry but I couldn't stop noticing that every guy on the app is named John, Paul, or Matt and for some reason this is the funniest thing ever

[@CobaltGoose9854]

There was that one clip where a Jim was on the screen, then they scrolled, and jimmy showed up lolll

[@gladitsnotme]

There are several called Colt, Gunnar, Travis, and Brent too lol

[@natkatmac]

Gotta be BIBLICALLY conservative or else it doesn't count (/s)

[@cash5512]

Johnny

[@dyzlexy]

@@gladitsnotme Josh, Tyler, Bradley and Chad too💀

[@rebeccamcmanus4718]

Nope, no pronouns to be found here! No they/thems, no he/theys, and definitely, _definitely_ no she/hers.

[@thefoggysystem]

Best comment 😭😭😭

[@birdsteak9267]

There is only a He and She, everything else is bullshit

[@georgecrumb8442]

No incels either -- unlike you and your liberal buddies.

[@IMthebiggestboy]

They don’t know she/hers. They do love her/shes though

[@BWAM.SKWAMP]

10/10, great comment

[@topotondo828]

Apparently being "offended" to them means being mad about things that don't matter. So conservatives don't get offended, because they think it's important to be angry about pronouns and the existence of transgender people?

[@yukikanegawa7470]

It's because they think that those things are a danger so it's a personal offense. When you say transgender they hear p3do. When you say gay they hear child endangerment. When you say Bernie they hear Karl Marx. You say feminism they hear indoctrinating women to hate men. So a lot of them genuinely feel like they're the people promoting real social justice for the benefit of society. They cannot imagine a world outside of a 50s housewife with a hard-working husband raising God fearing children in a house with a white picket fence. That's the goal and the devil is the obstacle so clearly everyone against that goal is against happiness.

[@ACAB.forcutie]

I.. think? It's hard to follow their bizarre moon logic

[@Barfigarfi]

It’s ok for them to be offended by a man wearing a dress but we aren’t allowed to be offended by someone racially abusing someone lmao 😀

[@ihategmailpasswords]

@@Barfigarfi hey, you're meaning "man in a dress" to be literal (like drag queens or harry styles, etc) and not trans women, right? 😅

[@Barfigarfi]

@@ihategmailpasswords yeah yeah don’t worry lol

[@ohno8398]

'Without pronouns, YOUR next match is here' couldn't even finish the sentence without a pronoun 😂😂😂

[@almostTOTALLYvix]

how do you- I'm sorry how does "the gentleman"/"the lady" not use pronouns

[@trillionbones89]

@@almostTOTALLYvix that would be gendered language! "Does fellow human feel good today?"

[@wendys9500]

@@trillionbones89 I think you’re mixing up the jokes here, the conservatives hate when people use gendered pronouns but loveeeeee gender

[@trillionbones89]

@@wendys9500 yup, i prefer "combining" since mixing up implies i didn't do it on purpose😉 Since lady/Gentlemen are not pronouns but nouns, i assumed there were no rules this thread abides to

[@jess8957]

i really love how one of the talking points is no pronouns (which is silly as it is) but all the girls at the start use the singular “they” for all the dream men they want to find on dating apps

[@augustoof13]

I noticed that too!

[@carlaylatour9508]

Same! I did a double take on that! I had to go back and check. How did this make it through editing?

[@KatsyKat]

Just shows they probably didn’t pass english and dont know what the definition of a pronoun actually is :) (i hate adding somewhat of a insulting comment though this just makes me chuckle)

[@jeanneann3545]

i think she may actually be an actress who is just desperate for money and slip in 'they' to troll the app. if she say it casually enough while smiling, they bound to not realise it 😂

[@gliiitched]

singular they/them is valid to them unless they have to use it to describe a trans person, which is almost comical

[@BaneHydra]

8:37 I love how all of them said "democrat", not one said "a liberal" or "leftist" or even "soyboy" or "beta" or some shit. Definitely real folks

[@Cons-Cat]

That was the most off putting part to me. Theres zero chance that was legit

[@shadow_of_thoth]

There's like a 95% probability that they are all completely apolitical and/or Democrats themselves, but are just doing this for the money. Probably offered a lot because it was the only way to get anyone to do it.

[@painter-midge]

Is childless supposed to be an insult? 💀 I think a lot of people who have children shouldn't be allowed to have them, not in the eugenics way but in the way that's like "damn you're gonna disown your own offspring if they end up as anything other than cishet??" lmao. Ofc that's not the reason I don't have kids - (a) I'm still a teen in college, (b) children are a huge responsibility and shouldn't be treated like tokens to show people how mature you are, (c) I could not in good conscience bring a child into today's state of the world, and (d) I think kids are annoying asf 🙂 not my job to spawn mini-me's to prove my maturity.

[@GODESE]

💯

[@smol-one]

I mean, I'm pushing 40 and I'm not at all capable of raising a child. Not everyone can or should. I really wish this was less of a hot take for conservative is. I do think I'd be a crazy fun aunt though.

[@Pandatege]

and thats not even touching on the fact that just because someone does have a kid lends *anything* to how mature they actually are its incredibly easy to make a kid, whole different ball game to actually raise em let alone raise them right and with love unconditional

[@Notcleverenough]

Awfully mature of you, have you thought of having kids?

[@umm3766]

not all children the same tho?

[@haleyselene]

Its really funny how they specifically say you need to be a YOUNG conservative... like, conservatives are older in general, and there's a LOT of creepy older conservative men on places like Tinder

[@jayvon96]

Saw a review from a man saying it's ageist 😂

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Children and the youth are the future. Conservatives favor the strongest of the fittest above all else, and the more young you are, the more strong you are. Once you get up there in age, the more they'll start to talk crap about you. You're getting "useless." Women get even more "useless" than they already see them as by age, ermmm, I unno their hit-the-wall-age cap....25ish? Men get useless in their clan once they get the turkey neck waddles. Men can save themselves from this fate by amassing more of the almighty money and acting even more like a blowhard prick. They find it endearing.

[@mangoeerie]

*they* hate pronouns so much that *they* keep using *we* and *you*

[@INTPJay6120]

I believe that they're talking about people who put she/her, he/him, or they/them pronouns in their bio.

[@AliceBunny05]

​@@INTPJay6120Of course they are. This person is pointing out that they seem to be.. devoid of brain activity enough that they think pronouns only refer to the ones you mentioned, which is why they say things like "I'm against pronouns". It dosen't actually matter what the intent is because they're contradicting themselves all the same.

[@Silas_Silvestre]

That is a pronoun! Demonstrative, but still a pronoun

[@winnielou8206]

Not that anyone is surprised, but I love seeing the options to opinion on having kids: Want kids Open to kids I have kids Not sure yet Obviously no one in their right mind would choose not to have kids 🙃🙄

[@violentsobbing8614]

silly child-free people just haven't made up their tiny minds yet!! they'll see the RIGHT way soon enough

[@kathycoleman4648]

More likely it is assumed by the developers of that app that those signing up are seeking a partnership where the goal is a merger specifically to breed offspring. The idea of not being open to that would be like if someone made a vegan dating site and "I like steak" was an option. That would make no sense.

[@KatsyKat]

If this does seem to be the case i feel really bad for infertile women and those who are intersex :( And basically everyone who doesn’t want kids

[@irissupercoolsy]

As if conservatives let the woman choose outside this app 😬😬. They just want an offspring and a maid to brag about it. Yikes.

[@HibiTeamQueso]

@@kathycoleman4648 exactly, this comments are weird 😂

[@aced6333]

“the other side is so delicate and they get offended too easily” - said the party that started making their own apps because they got offended

[@intern_dana]

i know it's an old joke by now, but the idea that they hate pronouns so much always gets me. like it's a basic part of grammar that's just used to refer to people, that's like hating names because you have to ask someone what theirs is instead of assuming (of course there's that subtext of cishetronormativity where they don't like pronouns because It Should Be Obvious, ie there's only two genders, Man and Woman, and each man and woman MUST look and behave a certain way or else they're not. but still, they act like a fundamental piece of grammar is too leftist for their stupid app. it's insane)

[@froggy5748]

They also don’t acknowledge that words like “you”, “me”, “we”, and “I” are all mf PRONOUNS. Some of these mfs even claim that the Bible had no pronouns, and I saw someone say that the constitution had no pronouns in it. They truly have no grip on the concept of basic grammar.

[@Lyra556]

It's still very contradicting, even from the point of view of cisheteronormativity. Like, you have to behave as a woman, otherwise you're not. Ok, so what am I? Cause according to them, not a woman. But pretty sure they wouldn't like me to say I'm a dude. Sooooo.....

[@jupitartz]

They’re literally evolving backwards

[@JenTilly96]

@@Lyra556 Well cisheteronormativity for women in society is has follows: •Housekeeper/Housewife •Wear "traditionally" feminine attire •Giving Birth •Serves Man and his needs •Dress modestly And well if there is anymore you can add that would be lovely. But yeah according to these if you don't follow them you aren't acting like a proper young lady. So yeah thank God we grew as a society from just these expectations. (Also this list was not meant to demonize or mock any woman who actually wants to go by these types of gender roles. If you like to do these things,you are vaild but I'm talking about how society wants to force all women into this certain expectation box.)

[@Lyra556]

@@JenTilly96 yeah, I just think it's funny they expect every woman to want to be a "proper lady". Some of us just don't give a shit.

[@aaronharvey5625]

“Women get free accounts and men have to pay?! Why do women get treated differently?”

[@tylerthompson7461]

Because they are desperate for the girls to get on the app 😭😂

[@hilfeengland9321]

Because treating everyone equally is such a Democratic trait

[@AdaTheWatcher]

Because conservatives are trying to bait in women with a nice promise so they can live together with horrible people.

[@monbub]

Wait so all the men on the app paid for an experience with barely any women? That's so hilarious it's basically conservative grindr-

[@sauronthegreat489]

​@@monbubdont give them ideas! Lol lol

[@ithinkiwoulddie9196]

The part where she says “see the world our way, the right way” at 10:52 was so dystopian my face literally broke in from how hard my face cringed

[@just.chillin.killin6532]

Wearing all white, in an all white room. Weird as hell

[@AliceBunny05]

​@@just.chillin.killin6532It was like some shit out of a divergent movie.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

the tone in the way they said "democrats" in the commercial makes me angry for no reason. IDK, sounds like those mean white girls in middle school that hated on me for getting into that advanced school as a Mexican American. lol

[@YemmieInc]

" We bring people together with shared values" Ah yes, racism

[@dnjndnjnreoppqnpfw0]

"but guys its just my political views. you're being so intolerant 🥺"

[@GODESE]

Huh? How is it racist? (Genuinely asking)

[@dnjndnjnreoppqnpfw0]

@@GODESE the "shared values" are racism not the statement itself lol

[@bobbythompson6017]

racism goes both ways

[@sandrols7]

@@bobbythompson6017 Funny, because the actual oppression of people of a different skin colour definitely does NOT happen both ways.

[@caidalee1994]

Single, childless, and lonely also describes most of the people using their dating app.

[@florafaunaes]

Aside from the other points people have made about this being a subpar insult, I was also confused when Walsh said that cause like isn't that the entire targeted demographic for an app like that???? Like "you're looking to get married and have kids", so I'd kind of hope they are single and childless, no starting up a second family??

[@rinothename5563]

6 kids? Wow, i have a friend who is financially better than me and even she said one kid is enough. Matt must have a looottt of money to be confident with having 6 kids.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

6 kids or 6 future wifes ? cause what he said about the definition of an adult is pretty scary

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@isuckatusernames4297 These men think women are technically "children." At least in the mind, and must think and decide all things for them, yet they still see no problem marrying and fricking them. It's always been sus if you ask me.

[@wendys9500]

@@ARedMagicMarker oh god… if they think women are children, then that’s literally a pedo pipeline if they can’t differentiate between the two

[@idknemore525]

Oh damn. My wife is gonna be real upset to learn I've unknowingly been single this whole time. He got me with the childless thing though, I have no rebuttal.

[@spOOkytimes]

You can cry into a wad of cash from two incomes that you didn't spend on childcare 👍

[@kattodoggo3868]

It's so hard to find a guy who is set on not having kids. I thought it would be the other way around, when I was a kid

[@britneybij3997]

Didn't this App fall through because barely any women were on the app? Like usually most dating app users are men but I guess this app only had like 5 female users on it. If that doesn't show how obvious it is that conservative values disproportionately benefits men than it does women, aside from history and common sense, I don't know what will.

[@ComePollinateMeHey]

Not surprised when they used females as advertisement 😂

[@moratolca]

@@ComePollinateMeHey just say women dude

[@deusexmachina9776]

Plenty of dating apps fail, doesn't mean they are o bosed to women. Secondly there is a successful conservative app. Just means conservatives didnt want to use the app

[@deusexmachina9776]

@@Ade-ing that's such a petty lie

[@deusexmachina9776]

@@Ade-ing it is that the best you can do? I will give you one more chance. Don't disappoint

[@cricketxing]

The line " if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it" was something my abusive stepdad said all the time. Now it's become a joke between me and my partner. We just say it in the dumbest voice possible, "iF I wAnTeD yOuR oPiNiOn.."

[@kattodoggo3868]

😂

[@girlmeetsearth]

As a full time nanny of 3 toddlers…six kids is alot…I know this is sorta like missing the ENTIRE point but how active in the child’s upbringing can you be when you have so many of them…especially this day in age & depending on the age ranges of those kids…I mean not for nothing…they are so proud to be conservatives maybe be conservative with y’all’s sperm because we have enough people on this planet & the environment is feeling the impact of the exponential growth in population 😅 geez 🙄

[@bippbunn]

Be Conservative with y'all sperm PLS😭💀

[@margo3342]

While you are correct that the overall world population is increasing, the main contributors to the exponential growth in the world are less developed countries. For example countries in sub Saharan Africa. The US actually has a replacement rate that is below replacement level. The reason the US may be experiencing any population growth is due to the exponential increase in immigration to the US. Now if we were going to go with your theory, that conservatives have a significant impact on exponential population growth, that would be debunked. In the US conservative women also are pursuing education and their career before starting a family. Due to this factor they will have less kids since they start childbearing later in their years of fertility. Just though I would share that.

[@girlmeetsearth]

@@margo3342 for sure...i was just being funny but love the share! being a conservation student currently...every inch of the earth-even the most devoid is touched by human life so regardless being conservative with sperm might be an overall good solution LOL but I do appreciate the comment :)

[@dreamiinotdream730]

‘Be conservative with y’all sperm’ 😭 Fr though, these mfs wanna gate keep every aspect of people’s lives except for how many children they can pop out without having the time or resources to care for them all.

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Yeah just one takes up so much time…I have no idea how my parents were there for each of us (3). Mine has so much sport stuff going on and then there’s their social lives and then just simply hanging out with them. Cause if I’m not doing something with her then she’s bored🙈

[@someonewho]

If I remember correctly, I think this app has some agreement with the fbi so that one of the questions; regarding Jan 6th apparently led to the arresting/questioning of other people on the app. I think Jordan Cunningham has a video about it. Although his is about him pretending to be a girl.

[@Littlepinkietoe]

His video had me dead 😭

[@someonewho]

@@Littlepinkietoe NO bc, the way he started freaking out at the end-

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

I watched that video, it's brilliant. It also explains why they would be invite only, they don't want people like Saiji and Jordan just playing around to be on the app and then accidentally get flagged by the FBI. This way, the only people who will be on the app are genuine conservatives who wouldn't be joking about it. It also explains how the app didn't have any promotional stuff (that I saw) at any time before this, but suddenly seems to be everywhere. Obviously, people are going to figure it out within a month of the app being released, so they're trying to get as many people on it to reveal themselves as possible before the inevitable downfall.

[@someonewho]

@@eldritchteletubby9319 yeah. Although it’s a smart idea but it’s kinda hard for stuff like this app to stay up for long due to how quickly the internet can pick up on things

[@spOOkytimes]

I legit laughed when Walsh read the comment about the domestic terrorist database. Slightly less funny knowing that its really being used for that. 😅

[@ittybittynautilus2468]

I'm halfway through this video and idk if I will be able to stomach much more, but it's so incredibly obvious that women are the product here. This app is 100% made FOR MEN, or else they'd also have men sharing their thoughts and experiences on the app like any other regular advertisement would. But they don't, because it's a scripted ad made to appeal to desperate conservative men. Also with the women getting in for free - they're essentially garnering women to sell to men on the app. The women are the product being distributed.

[@jeanneann3545]

thats genius though, taking advantage of conservative men who would have no qualms taking our rights? hell yeah. i volunteer. i will go on countless of dates and taking their money and then ghost them citing 'im sorry but you're not conservative enough for me. I need an alpha male who eats raw livers, sleep on the ground and live in the forest like a true Alpha.'

[@wendys9500]

Yep, it’s like how my friend who’s an ex-frat boy explained how they set up parties. They girls get in free so they come first, and then they attract the guys who have to pay to get in. He acknowledged it was gross too, and I don’t blame him for not being in a frat anymore.

[@TheDudeManBro]

Don’t worry there’s a flatearther dating app you can have fun with, they are equally ready to assault anyone different on that platform

[@tomboyraider1015]

😂😂😂

[@isuckatusernames4297]

lemme guess, it's only in america necause otherwise it's globalism and that's not how the earth is shaped ?

[@StoutCorvus]

I've already had "conservative" as a deal breaker to prevent them from coming up on my dating apps. This apps existence will just save me time lol.

[@archibaldthejester42069]

cute pfp!

[@thrzan6726]

I guess that just means you're not open-minded enough to people's differences I believe there's a word for that

[@beth7935]

@@thrzan6726 When the "differences" involve them not believing certain people deserve human rights, then damn right I'm not "open-minded".

[@StoutCorvus]

@@thrzan6726 Only word I can think of after reading your comment is "irony" lol.

[@luvcherry]

@@thrzan6726 some peoples differences suck ass

[@winniewilken5760]

Conservatives: “an app can’t exclude people by banning them!! Even if it is privately owned!😩😩” Also conservatives: so we made an app and you can’t join

[@bijoythewimp2854]

You probably have jendur pronouns on bio

[@whenraindropsfall]

? No conservatives are against private institutions? In fact they’re active promoters that?

[@Gastemaz]

​@@bijoythewimp2854so? Are you gonna cry over grammatical things

[@DiaryOfJane04]

Bro imagine crying and throwing a hissy fit for years bc people wanted safe spaces only to end up crying and throwing a hissy fit bc people laughed at your attempt at a safe space like the tables really have turned and its hilarious to watch them taste their own medicine

[@AnnaF867]

I love that Matt's best insult is "Lame Nerd."

[@sandrols7]

Coming from one of the most uninteresting, uncool of all conservative boomers... yeah, it's utterly laughable. I know Matt's not old enough to classify as a boomer, but he sure acts like one!

[@limitless_valley]

Middle schoolers in the Dhar Mann universe can come up with better insults than this

[@AnnaF867]

@@limitless_valley of coarse they can, after all Matt is effectively an elementary schooler.

[@anonymousmurphy]

Matt Walsh has the most vicious “I’m not mad, you’re mad” energy ever witnessed in the observable universe.

[@wellbeeotel]

'Im also in a constant state of being lit' -Saji, 10/17/2022

[@jaydenrise7186]

10:13 I love how there’s no “I don’t want children” option on the “What are your plans for children” question. 😂

[@ImprobableJoe]

"Single, lonely, probably childless" describes every dude trying to get on a dating site. The self-own is amazing.

[@bessie0899]

I met my husband on Hinge, I'm married and we've been together for 4+ years, so no all other dating apps aren't just for hookups lol. Also I'm pregnant idk if that still counts as childless but this app is dumb asf and hilarious

[@aikaameya3930]

I'm guessing a guy who wants a childless woman doesn't want a woman who's currently pregnant or previously pregnant. Least thats my experience 🤔 in their eyes you're not childless ig lmao

[@harperredfield1639]

Congratulations 🎉 I believe you will be a great momma 😇

[@Ezzie_on_the_internet]

Congratulations!

[@lauriannajones]

Was it easy finding him on Hinge?

[@Pocky123]

I think this app is a money making scam just from their advertisement with all the beautiful women talking about how they want those toxic qualities in men to attract those toxic men and then they have to pay for the app. And I know that it’s probably not what they intended it to be but it’s funny 😆

[@sams_not_here]

that whole ad feels like an SNL skit

[@bellab.4144]

matt walsh is defending this app so much because he probably is ready to go on it

[@minjaarsic3327]

he wouldn’t go on it because, if there’s an 18+ age limit on it, the women on there would be too old for him.

[@Littlepinkietoe]

Just was about to comment that 💀

[@isuckatusernames4297]

@@minjaarsic3327 too old

[@minjaarsic3327]

@@isuckatusernames4297 damn you’re right i messed that one up

[@ngotemna8875]

The dude has a wife and 3 children. Doesn't need this app if he wants to have non-consentual sex

[@mogo5055]

Matt "Cool With Molesting Married Kids" Walsh is probably one of the last human beings I would go to for advice on relationships, and I'm not sure why he thinks anyone cares.

[@augustoof13]

Wait wtf,,, is that true??

[@gianna526]

What the hell, since when is that true? I hope you're not just making that up, that's a massive accusation to throw around.

[@mogo5055]

@@augustoof13 yes

[@mogo5055]

@@gianna526 there was an audio recording that came out earlier this month where it sounds like he's really implying as much. I'd suggest checking out the rhetoric he uses when he's talking about "fertility." Media Matters did a pretty good article on the overall trend of behavior as well, if you want to look that up.

[@augustoof13]

@@mogo5055 wow. Damn

[@lilimolinaro3703]

it just sounds like an snl sketch i cant take it seriously

[@axiomatic-z5k]

Why do they need ads if it's invite only? Even if you're persuaded by the ad (for some god awful reason), you can't even get onto it...

[@trillionbones89]

Maybe it's for those that received an invite. They just expected it to be more viral

[@anonkittygirl]

i love how both you and sam collins made a video on a conservative dating app today edit: LMAO I JUST REALIZED THAT IT’S THE EXACT SAME APP

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

I love sam

[@Tree-House69]

Oh heck I missed a Sam Collins upload??? I need to fix this immediately

[@anonkittygirl]

@@Tree-House69 yess make sure to watch it! even though they’re talking about the same topic, their commentary and way of saying jokes is so different which i love

[@whoisthisperson8454]

the Kavernacle also made a video on it. Its more informative and a 'serious' video tho.

[@stavrooo]

Gosh Matt Walsh activates my fight or flight response, he is so hard to listen to

[@CostumedFiend_Audio]

If he publicly declared I was unfunny, I'd put that on my resume as an accomplishment.

[@RealMcLovin]

@@CostumedFiend_Audio what is a woman

[@CostumedFiend_Audio]

@@RealMcLovin What do you mean? Why do you ask? Are you 6 years old? If so maybe you should ask your mom or primary care physician. Or just go outside and play with your friends.

[@RealMcLovin]

@@CostumedFiend_Audio what is a woman

[@bareenaj1992]

@@RealMcLovin They can never answer this question. See how she dodged you

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Matt Walsh brags about violating his kids' consent. He wrote a whole book about how consent is dumb and that parents SHOULD ignore their kids' boundaries. I hope his kids get taken away from him and put in the hands of someone who actually cares for them.

[@bareenaj1992]

Did you even read the book???

[@awkwardukulele6077]

@@bareenaj1992yeah, that’s why they’re criticizing it. Did you?

[@fbkkhfjlnbh]

Damn thats scary poor kids 😂 😢

[@bleronk6840]

this video triggered my alexa to start rapping??? it wasn’t a rap song, it was the alexa voice doing a rap

[@Havarti_Samebito]

Conservatives: *make jokes about hating their wives and get really upset about pronouns existing* Also Conservatives: "Why does the left keep saying that I'm not happy with the way I live my life?"

[@benjaminmadrigalperez9010]

Or single people without kids.... Like they are jealous or something.

[@Electricc__]

You realize that the majority of conservatives don't make jokes about hating their wives

[@Havarti_Samebito]

@@Electricc__ Yeah I understand that not every single person in the world matches up with my intentionally hyperbolic statement. I kinda just figured it was obvious that, in this instance, I'm referring to a specific demographic that happens to also use "conservative" as an identifier. In the business, we call this a "joke". Should I label it or something next time? Did you know that not all airline food tastes bad?

[@tacticalmisandrist]

7:14 you’d be surprised how many older women I work with in the food service industry who use the term alpha to not only describe themselves, but the men they are attracted to. One lady I work with says she has to date alphas bc she is an “alpha female” lmao and another woman says she’s an alpha woman and she’s literally queer it’s really weird But they’re all like 40-50+ years old

[@oshawott946]

Maybe they like the omegaverse 😀 just flip through a couple cheap trashy erotica books at target Fr tho 💀

[@lexelibar13]

dude don’t worry they’re talking about the hit 2010 comedy Alpha and Omega

[@strawberrystarburstbuthuman]

@@lexelibar13 or it could mean chris jericho and kenny omega, who knows no one will know

[@nelysiaysf3886]

saji saying INvite instead of invITE is really funny to my sleep deprived brain

[@winniewilken5760]

Wait who says inVITE?? How do you say state farm 🧐

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

that’s… that’s how you say it when it’s a noun. you inVITE me to your birthday party by sending me an INvite

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

@@winniewilken5760 state FARM

[@annikam1272]

Safelight rePAIR safelight rePLACE

[@winnielou8206]

@@cur1ouscatf1sh thanks from saving me from having to comment this

[@dance_for_me]

I- have many feelings about this and joy is not one of them.

[@dorothyhicks6320]

"I'm nineteen!" I choked on my food laughing at that. Growing up in a conservative family that's really what it's like though 😂

[@ARedMagicMarker]

I'd wager to a Conservative that "19" is entering "old maid" territory.

[@hecknfrick4236]

Saji was actually so so correct when he said dating isn't for everybody. I know he was doing a bit, however we need more appreciation for aromantic and/or asexual people

[@TSDTalks22]

Matt Walsh is in the thumbnail, I’m already ready to be annoyed let’s gooo

[@Gimoio]

why are the ads all geared towards attracting men (using hot female actresses all saying they want a guy like them) when the most notorious problem dating apps face across the board is getting enough active female users to keep up with the men? Especially when the target audience, conservatives, is already majority male? It almost seems like people who made this have no idea what they're doing.

[@Soleilune1995]

They are conservatives. They don't have any idea what they're doing.

[@bareenaj1992]

Thats a large assumption to make. Almost 45 percent of women voted for trump back in 2016.

[@Gimoio]

@@bareenaj1992 so you'd be dealing with a -5% differential within online dating, where the ratio is already 80:20 on major apps like Tinder. a no brainer that there's no way in hell they'd be able to attract enough women to be a viable dating app

[@lxrxeee]

@@Gimoio exactly. plus men say there’s legit no women on there anyways 😭and if they do they just swipe them all away to a point where men only show

[@jadefaeriee]

Matt Walsh dryly reading based insults about the Right Stuff is just so lovely

[@kinnoyu8448]

I love Matt Walsh just listing these insults over and over again. A solid hour of him reading people clowning on this app would be hilarious

[@soloriyeovin5011]

lmaooo they didnt even offer the option "dont want kids" when signing up

[@nightgenerator]

My gosh Matt Walsh is the saddest heap of copium I've ever seen lol. He has complete control of the narrative in the video he made...cherry picked the weakest insults of the app and then somehow managed to come up with more embarrassing comebacks

[@kai_maceration]

So.. if I as a nonbinary person downloaded the app would my phone spontaneously explode like I'm a spy? Oh also if I go against the rules and put my pronouns in my bio do they have an algorithm to detect that and delete my account?

[@augustoof13]

I actually kinda wonder what would happen if you put pronouns anyway.

[@Occam31]

The Right Stuff: where sad, angry men go to find the trad wife of their dreams only to find other sad men.

[@unseenmolee]

im so high rn and this feels like hell istg jhawdbaw SAJIS 19?? im turning 19 this week omg; idk why but i seriously thought he was like 22 or something

[@annapruitt5546]

Omg yes i was surprised he said 19! I would have thought he was somewhere between 22-25

[@isis5888]

I’d much rather be single, lonely, and childless for the rest of my life than interact with anyone who likes Matt Walsh, one of the world’s most uncreative fascists, even a little bit.

[@please.rest.t]

“The people making fun of this are single, childless, and lonely.” Presumptively, so are the people on the dating app so..friendly fire I guess.

[@tinycrimester]

uhh... i'm pretty sure most people who use dating sites / apps are single and childless. so like... how is that a burn? (also as someone who's single and childless by choice, fug yeah that's awesome)

[@reade_gauvin]

7:00 I love that she used a singular “they” 😂

[@LattePunch]

What they don't seem to get is that their "insults" only work or matter to people also in their tiny circle. For someone who doesn't care for or knows they either aren't in the moment ready or may never be ready for children being told that their childless as an insult isn't one. With the exception of a few trolls you really don't have anyone against or hating on people who want to be stay at home moms or have a bunch of kids if they can afford it. Its when they mock others who aren't living how they are doing it that people have something to say on it.

[@terrencelockett4072]

It's funny how a lot of conservatives also don't really believe in really dating, they almost think that you're supposed to just force a connection with whoever you get with. They have so many problems with people dating until they feel a genuine connection with someone, the way they complain about people just dating multiple people or constant daters. Also saying people are losers because they're single, while talking about a conservative dating app shows that Matt is just mad about people clowning a conservative thing, while not having any real points to argue.

[@jaqsre]

i was actually thinking of getting new phone cases so this is very timely 😌🙏🏻

[@elliotlofton9970]

Bumble lets you specify your political beliefs, so why conservatives need their own app, I don't know.

[@lvly_alia]

matt was actually at a lost for words and he was trying so hard not to laugh at all of the jokes😭😭you can tell so easily by the way he reacts to each one also his insults are terrible it was so hard for me to watch

[@dahliasdump]

all they'd talk about is their love for Jesus 😭😭

[@bippbunn]

Jesus is great but he didn't die to be someone's personality trait😭😂

[@ComePollinateMeHey]

Or trump but I think to conservatives him and god are one in the same so 😂

[@Electricc__]

@@bippbunn what? Jesus should be your first priority, so if people don't know that from the way yoh act you aren't doing something right

[@oliviagrace2246]

@@Electricc__ I like your message but I think it came off a little harshly! remember to be kind as Jesus commanded! love you 🫶

[@AKA253]

Omg the children details at 10:14 with “Do you want kids” it’s just Want kids, Open to kids, I have kids, Not sure yet

[@Fluff_Noodles]

OMFG YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can't imagine any sane person with a reproductive system would exist on that hellsite

[@noahmurphygordon1928]

Matt Walsh thinks that 16 year olds should start a family

[@blablablair1]

Remember folks, if access is free, then you are the product. Free access to a website/platform? Your data and identity is the product ie Meta. Free bar entry for women but paid for men? Women are the product in the bar that men pay to have access to. It's an enticing premise, but deeply gross once you scratch the surface even the tiniest bit. Automatically creates a market divide of "buyers" and "commodities".

[@guyferrari8124]

@@blablablair1 yeah no I’m pretty sure it does all that stuff regardless of if it’s free or not. I mean why ignore a money printer?

[@elizabeth2380]

In this video I learned that what saji thinks a traditional man does is cut down trees

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

(About their ads for the app): Saji, I know you joke about how those women are actors, but from my experience, a LOT of American women are actually super problematic. Allegedly, 45% of women voted for Trump back in 2016. You know who is in charge of the nation's largest anti-abortion organization? A woman. One of the 3 women in the Supreme Court voted to overturn Roe v. Wade. The best thing you can do in this fight for equality is to ALSO CALL OUT WOMEN. We are NOT blameless in this!

[@zaink.7243]

internalized misogyny & socialization is a hell of drug. especially if they’re white because then they’re “closer” to privilege & power. it eventually bites them in the ass though.. too bad some don’t realize & the others don’t care.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@zaink.7243 Stop making this into a race issue. Loads of women of color beat their children and do shitty things too. This is about holding EVERYONE accountable, not ONE group because you can't be bothered to see an oppressed group as being capable of being just as fucking terrible. Literally nobody in the US is free of the guilt of being a shithead.

[@maelyssferreiro2539]

I think the reason he said that was because no woman would say "I like Alpha men" unironicaly they'd rather say they wen a traditional man.

[@queencleopatra007]

​​​@@maelyssferreiro2539 Not really, I actually have met women who said they were attracted to "alpha men". that term's been around long before the incels of KZbin started using it

[@georgia6947]

that’s because “real women VOTE FOR TRUMP! we don’t need no liberal chump, yeah. real women VOTE FOR TRUMP!” 🤠🌾🦅🇺🇸👩🏼

[@geonah05]

Also: Women who are single and childless are the happiest demographic and live longer than their married/childrearing counterparts, Matt.

[@bgos4727]

Childfree women tend to live longer than married women

[@dahliasdump]

wait till ben shapiro finds out about this

[@frogurtcremebrulee5252]

Isn’t he married to his sister or smth?

[@augustoof13]

@@frogurtcremebrulee5252 im not sure but his wife is a doctor and he wont let you forget that!

[@souless-sneaks3381]

its always a good day when Saji uploads

[@sunscribbler]

These guys hate to believe that other people can be in happy relationships, have a healthy family or even have a fulfilling life on their own. Then it just seems like their conservative family values that they cling to isn't actually that important or something.

[@yasmineguerin2852]

the fact that sam´s collins video was posted at under 3:55 under your notification, with the same app

[@LordOfElysium]

I love you. You have serious gotten me through some shit, no need to feel pressured tho.

[@jackmiller1324]

Imagine believing that the whole point of a relationship is just to get married, and not to be happy with each other. His analogy of a car and end points is funny aswell because there's the saying "it's not the destination, it's the journey" or other quote about the journey and memories being more important than the end point. In his case marriage.

[@caleahhhh]

i've seen like 3 different channels talk about this app and everytime they read the website or watch the trailer its so hard to believe that its real and not some gag site or snl sketch

[@Tabth3778]

I think there should be a conservative version of every app, so we can get them out of our space

[@waitahawhat]

"Other dating apps have gone woke." Is killlllling me. "Yeah guys, we only accept stupid ones over here!" 😭

[@thisurldoesnotexist]

Every day I, a twenty something, find out I am older than commentary KZbinrs that I watch haha Great video Worried about Matt Walsh's six kids though

[@reevesavage]

wasn't this the app that asked questions about January 6, 2021 and got people called by the FBI for answering them?

[@duckynoodles3560]

I already didn’t like Matt because he made a god awful video about how childfree people are “selfish” and “materialistic” and now he’s here pulling this crap. I honestly can’t stand people like Matt,constantly talking about marriage and how you need to have kids and need to stick to gender roles. I think about his wife and kids sometimes and if he actually treats them right,especially if he has daughters. You just know people like this always have something going on behind the scenes 😥

[@J33SS]

”they wanna get married so they can fugg” 🤣 lmao

[@lunas.2528]

9:33, incentivizing women just gives me the vibes of frat parties where its like "Guys pay x amount to enter, ladies, entrance is free, feel free to bring a friend."

[@awgaming3210]

when you just found out in this video that saji is 19

[@PastelOddity]

I'm the oldest of 6 and IT. WAS. EXCESSIVE.

[@captain_daz]

They may be running a failing Conservative dating app But at least they're not... Freddie Fazbear

[@kaleidoscopeuniverse8880]

Paul and Morgan would have met eachother up here, the mentality of the world being too woke, when all actually they don’t want to adapt, evolve, and include the whole world together is very sad and disheartening. Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it’s not important to others or yourself. A part of me is like let them stay in there area but I’m worried about how easy it is to pass down 😭

[@catcher881]

The last part of what you said made me fear the fact that they are the type of people to pump out babies. Oh no...

[@kaleidoscopeuniverse8880]

@@catcher881 that’s my fear, too!!!

[@aabiab5051]

They missed out on calling it the right love

[@milkteamachine]

I think they accidentally made grindr for racists because there are definitely no women on this lol