Sakana's Idol Dream Didn't Go As Planned

Sakana's idol dream has seen a few....issues.
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[@mp5284]

So Sakana doesnt actually pick them this way on purpose, he accidentally hires menhara girlfailures every single time.

[@roneherushin4638]

Or maybe he's cursed?

[@MKP2W]

There's no way man. A bunch of coincidences lined up create a correlation. He's subconsciously doing this for sure.

[@YarugumaSou]

@@MKP2W "You May Have Outsmarted Me, But I Outsmarted Your Outsmarting!"

[@zirconiumdiamond1416]

​@@MKP2Wmaybe Sakana is picking correctly, but Phase Connect makes them that way.

[@kvikvu]

lemon woman said it best. normies are boring, it's the eccentrics that are interesting to follow. plus fishman saw the worst and learned from it ( pippa breakdown in wow being prime example). and, hearing from womenthings talking, his management hiring are particularly good, which i wholly attribute to dizzy. my 3 rubbles

[@ChudBoulder]

So fishman is literally a coke addict?

[@SecretJambalaya]

About as bad as Irys was with soda

[@FelixValentiCh.]

I wonder if he has a button on his desk that gets him diet coke

[@Fosfor9]

@@FelixValentiCh. I miss him...

[@SpaceDwarf45]

@@Fosfor9 Yeah, I love it when he says "Chyna".

[@FelixValentiCh.]

@@Fosfor9 i miss the tweets

[@AbadonXXX]

“The idol dream lives…however…” -dizzy probably, looking at the monkey’s paw on sakana’s desk

[@jamby01]

You now have monkey hands

[@Archedgar]

sakana's dream was to find his own Houshou Marine. In other words, Phase Connect is the dumpster where the failed attempts at replicating Marine are tossed into. At some point it morphed into a business and here we are.

[@yokai1235]

the true definition of successful failure

[@Syncopia]

Failing upwards, repeatedly

[@Zeromaru42]

Man was trying to find his own Houshou Marine but kept inadvertently creating Shiori's.

[@Theaveragegamer_12]

And by God is it successful

[@kermeinchara4328]

So he is selling the Methane generated from his dump. Nice.

[@Skywolfhd20]

god i love how sakana's picture has him looking constantly baffled

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

He looks like his face froze upon seeing a very traumatic scene.

[@00Athus1]

To be fair, if I was in his position I would look like that too....look up pippa's Chinese demolition fails short. I believe you can find it by looking up "Pipkin pippa spicy meatball"

[@Coswalker27]

​@edgarbanuelos6472 He realised all the girls lied to him in the interview.

[@ajbeasley2771]

The fact sakuna has any hope for the idol dream is his most admirable trait

[@MrFearForce]

Dbza?

[@ajbeasley2771]

Basically though I changed the quote to fit sakuna

[@Speed001]

For the love of god sakana, don't thank him

[@devidevil888]

I love how Sakana continues to fall into the girlfailure trap over and over again

[@CatboyLover69]

So he doesn't hire them from the psych ward, they sneak their way in...

[@NChia-fr4ll]

"Did we corrupt runie?" yes yes you did

[@crissblack478]

Btw, Sakana meant that if you smoke a lot you spend a lot of money on cigarettes, so it's very expensive. But if you smoke enough, you die at like 35-40 therefore you save all the money that you would have spent buying anything past that age. He just did not take into account that once you're dead you don't make any more money. But hey all the money that you did make ends up being saved

[@gargomaxthalus4195]

Oh he can make plenty of money off of Jelly after she dies. Dead celebrities have been known to appear in movies.

[@shuraizo2877]

Now I'm confused. Does Jelly really smoke or is it just a meme? I looked around and she said she hates cigarettes, but that's a couple months old. I also remember watching a clip of her complaining about fanarts of her smoking

[@crissblack478]

@@shuraizo2877 No she really smokes. I'm guessing she picked it up from her colleagues from Uni or something. At first it was only like a cigarette every now and then, but nowadays she smokes almost an entire pack a day.

[@OldMarius-gn5kk]

true and real

[@DGCNYO]

@@shuraizo2877 hates cigarettes, but can't get out. This is smoker issue.

[@LuminaryPhoenix]

The dream lives!, only when they sing, but 99% of streams are not seiso

[@sensui1136]

“Dude…” “Dude…”

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

Jelly being like "OH YEAH YOURE SUPPOSED TO LIE ON YOUR INTERVIEWS!" Is so good lol

[@shiki333]

As a mexican we do. As they do.

[@RexZShadow]

@@shiki333 Its the companies fault for making stupid requirement that has nothing to do with the job so everyone has to lie on their CV and their interview to get the job they are qualified for. Job searching has gotten to that stupid level where you basically have to lie to get in then work shit out from there.

[@shiki333]

@@RexZShadow yes.

[@garybicknell2135]

Sakana is right, smoking doesn't cost nearly as much as the last 20 years of your life and that's where you get back all your savings by not living those years.

[@1wakuralain]

Grandma's Will: And a personal thanks to Big Tobacco for making the last 20 years of my life more pleasant by removing an expense that had outlasted its value.

[@BlairdBlaird]

Eeeeh smoking significantly increases EOL costs, reduced lung function, COPD, and lung cancer are not fast ways to go, unless you reject treatment it's a lot of trips to the hospital, a lot of medical supervision, and a lot of oxygen canisters. I've got an uncle going through that currently and he's still kicking around at 80+, except he doesn't have the endurance to kick anymore.

[@garybicknell2135]

@@BlairdBlaird Somebody is too literal to understand the joke and instead steps all over it.

[@pieV3000]

Runie is different from debut but i wouldn't say corrupted. Shes just more open about her oddities now.

[@Arcessitor]

Well, define different. I think her debut perfectly encapsulated her subsequent 10 4-hour Anime tier list streams.

[@terrencenoran3233]

At least he still has the JP branch as the last bastion of his idol dream….until they all get inevitably corrupted.

[@TheSniperFox]

Atleast not Yu though.

[@yokai1235]

clara makes part of the jp Branch

[@Theaveragegamer_12]

All that is Phase will become corrupted, it is the law.

[@rwberger6]

Sakana: "The idol company dream still lives!" Clara: *Spends 20 minutes talking about armpit milk *

[@1wakuralain]

2:55 "Coke is different." - H20Sakana, CEO of Phase connect, the blind leading the circus.

[@devilcookie9924]

I love the Dizzy's doubt face lol

[@justiron2999]

They were hiding their menhera powerlevels.

[@backgroundnoise9310]

Sakana: Death is cheaper!

[@IRCraziestTaxi]

Not technically wrong tho

[@diogosousa7698]

so a normal fish swims in water but sakana does it in coca cola?? that somehow explains it

[@FriendlyGoblinWasTaken]

He must have a talent for scouting man. You cannot just do a banger hire after banger hire and not have a talent for it.

[@funghiman8492]

He most definitely does. Dizzy for one helps behind the scenes both before and after her invader redebute. And Lumi may not be actively scouting for Sakana on the surface, but simply put, do not underestimate connections an interstellar thief makes. And one more thing. In SEA or should I say, pan-Pacific, EN VTubing community currently still isn't really that big (minus the 1 view/2 view newbies or no-names ofc) . As individuals especially ex-corpo, most chuuba could know a chuuba that knows a chuuba. It's just how close they are, and how willing the other side is to help.

[@darkhorseman90]

Look at what chasing Hololive does to a fishman

[@michaelfang1393]

Nah. Sakana just wanna build his own asylum of vtubers. He's way away from Hololive goals. But he's building it big. 😎

[@idealicfool]

​@@michaelfang1393Still hope for Sayu to be rescued. Tbf she kinda doesnt need it at this point, but having shit managed for ya and someone to screen ppl you deal woth so you dont gwt scammed helps so damn much

[@puddingsimon2626]

@@michaelfang1393Vtuber SCP foundation

[@fjhforever]

​@@idealicfoolNah Sayu doesn't need to be rescued, she's living her best life now. She got sponsorships, appearances and everything

[@idealicfool]

@fjhforever read the rest of my comment. Even the dragon needed somewhere after giving up her wings. Scams abound out there and indis can be and are easy prey. Nah she has someone to vet things for her. Also Sayu has said that she would actually like to slot in under Phase Connect, but is waiting to see how things develop. That is the reason I made the rescue comment. That is the phase connect meme. Sakana's home for lost vtubers

[@TrojanSalesmen1]

Sakana we get it you want Idols.. but you got one of the most insane "idol" companies EVER! and its PERFECT!!!

[@nox5555]

Hey, he atleast has found one mega-idol.

[@IRMentat]

All eyes on her, no eyes on you.

[@MrDarthtelos]

You think she’s silly, she’s here to save the world.

[@sakamto]

She's gonna fight, fight till the end

[@SamTFarmer]

She is a super star, inside my screen so fly.

[@winchcable2282]

"Every cigarette you smoke saves you 7 mins on your student loan debt" Sakana

[@MrLalabai]

Is Dizzy the only vtuber worrying about Sakana's diet?

[@bennygairns2235]

Sakana and Yagoo should be drinking buddies.

[@Khandrake]

Sakana and yagoo need to meet up some day and discuss being bullied by funny ladies

[@-Raylight]

Poor Sakana, he had a _sofishticated_ idol dream. But just like best girl YAGOO... It was far fetched dream xD

[@aaassss666]

Jelly "I'm normal " Hoshiumi everyone.

[@ryskar_]

Phase Connect is like the ultimate happy disaster.

[@rharris4838]

"I love you, BUT YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE"

[@Capn_Obed_Marsh]

That very casual mention of his Coca-cola addiction and that follow up about lunch. There's definitely something going on between those two.

[@SeruraRenge11]

They've apparently known each other since like college (and DIzzy is like....28ish iirc, so that's at least half a decade), which is why of all the talents she's so comfortable with just calling him Kevin instead of Sakana. That friendship goes back long before vtubers were a thing.

[@bengrogan9710]

It's also why Sakana COOKs Dizzy so hard "your model is your only saving grace"

[@spectre9340]

Heard some people mention that he's married and he's said that his wife is not Dizzy

[@SeruraRenge11]

@@spectre9340 He is, multiple girls have brought up his wife. And no, she's not Dizzy. He calls Dizzy "gross" because they've been friends for so long that he knows all those things you only know about a person after having been friends with them for years.

[@MrLalabai]

Also, wdym jelly smokes a pack a day? I thought she's a highschooler.. Is being a vtuber really that hard?

[@yokai1235]

gaslighting

[@Sot-ki9ju]

I love Sakana never giving up the idol dream, he either find one or become one 😅

[@alisahutako4518]

Sakana always gets the Menheras whilst Yagoo always gets the Comedians.... I am seeing a correlation here whenever you wish for a specific thing...

[@Star5aII]

“This stream is our of character” Yeah sure

[@leventhumps3861]

I get what he’s saying. I treat soda the way one would treat whiskey, or brandy. I only drink a cup at the end of the days to unwind. Just a small cup, and you sip it. Don’t throw it back like it’s water.

[@ultimatevexation8782]

sometimes there are weeks i dont drink water. only Coca Cola

[@michaelfang1393]

The asylum never fails to deliver....

[@RanmaYagami]

And he'd defend every single one of them with his life. Fishmanboss got an arguably better deal than he could've hoped for. Yes, even with Tenma.

[@IncredibleMD]

Damn, when DIZZY is like "look at you, man"... That's somethin'.

[@Ghost3210]

"coke is just different" Yeah, because... "Cocaine is one hell of a drug"

[@Slugbunny]

If school only prepared us for a decade, even two, to tell people what they want to hear, lying in a job interview is a given.

[@cheekibreeki9155]

You dream when you're asleep sakana

[@flameofthegame]

I think most Holo vtubers would be more unginged aswell if not for their company being more strict regarding irl stuff and games ,most vtubers are not your average adult ,so the rules being more relaxed could make their quirks shine more .Imagine Shiori with the freedom of Phase she would make like 2 hours of clips in a 3 hour stream.

[@dead-claudia]

i mean...we've already seen hints of that with marine and irys lol

[@Bunny_Hare_Rabbit]

He will never get his own Holo girls.

[@atheon-]

neither should he try, it would be useless, i would give a hololive member 2 weeks of phase connect untill they are able to creep out even pekora

[@therandomcommunityguy]

smoking can be avoiding but drinking coca cola all the time is not good so much sugar its bad for the body sakana i lost my uncle because of it rest in peace uncle 😢

[@ishiblack7497]

Yagoo best girl, Gunrun best boy and Skana best.......fish? 🤔

[@hololiveforever9455]

A dream never dies

[@brettrichardson7924]

Idk man his dream seems to be alive and look at eimi girl sings like an angel

[@yokai1235]

but she is not marine

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

I come from the future. Sakana's Idol dream lives! And you're not gonna believe who! Lia and Jelly!

[@captainthunderbolt7541]

Sad girl enjoyers need idols too!

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

From this it sounds like Fishman is already starting to get corrupted by the girls

[@randymatsunaga]

Epilogue: Sakana unalives of Kidney Failure

[@Archedgar]

0:36 Foresight failed him on that. Also I wonder which one was the biggest surprise/biggest change. Probably Lia?

[@Vedues]

Sakana made a wish on a monkey's paw.

[@kuronekogamer2065]

Sakana just like menhera so he chooses them unconsciously because he already gravitates towards them

[@Syncopia]

Sakana's mind is an enigma

[@tsurara6820]

"Idols dream", hmmm, that sounds familiar, no wonder these top 2 vtuber "idols" groups are growing. But dreams are just dreams, about time they wake up to reality

[@gregd806]

Sakana is proof of: Talents refelct the CEO...

[@Rubyfir3]

Yagoo: First time?

[@masterzen258]

that coke analogy was too real, like he has done it before

[@matraser3201]

The thing about jelly smoking was a joke right?

[@Kolljak]

Sakana. there must be a patient zero.

[@Reflox1]

Fishman does ✨girl math✨

[@LNgKhoi]

Dizzy is really Sakana's wife energy huh

[@alexandercatterson223]

Sakana is like that one South Park character from the tolerance episode. Shames smokers while being obese and eating enough for 4

[@pyxylation]

Lmao fishman talking about smoking saving money, literally something like half of Phase would probably say that somet thing. Hes literally just like them.,

[@fatbro7283]

the sfx are killing me

[@rdaxphantom2240]

So sakana got menhera idol while yagoo got comedian idol

[@hughu9340]

uh-huh...

[@Kazeki001]

I have never seem someone live off copium until now

[@sandis7674]

What did he expect when he hired his talents from mental asylum

[@sethchamachama]

If you die from smoking... that means the money you could have spent while alive was saved. Technically speaking

[@nofun594]

Runie Ruined....

[@Deadgye]

Lost 2lb/wk while still drinking coke for like like 4 months. Suck it. >)#

[@SagittariusAyy]

In other words, Sakana making an S-tier chuuba company was pretty much a happy accident. Well, then, honestly, more power to him. Only a truly reasonable and good-mannered guy like fishman who is able to take the good with the bad(As you need to be able to do with this many girlfailures under your employ) can just stumble into this position, and that’s what he sounds like to me. TL;DR- *SAKANA, I KNEEL*

[@treadnokash7598]

Hey yall theres a warning text at the bottom 😂

[@yoiko89]

When the dream become just dream never come true 😂 ? I check all Vtuber if their one Seiso idol who have angelic and innocent attitude but yeah. Those Seiso was exist in Dream.

[@Arcessitor]

I know one who is genuinely always seiso.

[@elementalcolors4977]

Not more Jerry slander 🤒🤕

[@sjth2497]

Aqua vitae

[@Mondoness]

"coke"

[@Yukihira_Ken]

lmaooo