Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - Bad Gifts and Dead Pets - EP 4

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
This episode the Babes talk dealing with bad gifts from the holidays, Sal deals with gift card anxiety to G Star and Chris gets gifted Fubu from an aunt, buying irregular clothes for discounts, Chris has a bad shirtless body, Casting director tells Chris he has leading man face and best friend body, Boxing in Kentucky, Failed pilots and how the Impractical Jokers got made, Chris meeting his baby momma, 1 drink wont change your life, Sal bought his first mattress in 2010, Sal bought a bar before a mattress, driving while tired, Sal order a pizza and only ate the toppings, Sal kills a blind cat by accident, a bug interrupts the show, we find photos of Sal from Highschool, Chris accidentally killed his own dog when he was a boy, Chris’s fart sounds like theme song of Whats Happening, Chris’ friend murders his family dog at a house party, RIP Larry they didn't put him down right.
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[@NoPreshNetwork]

SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR BABE! BetterHelp.com/heybabe - 10% off first month HAPPY HOLIDAYS BABES!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

@@torched80 HEY THERE BABE YAASSSSS

[@StarrStevenson]

Thank you so much and Merry Christmas to you too

[@whiskeyneat97]

Hey babe, you two truly struck gold with this podcast, thank you!

[@rockydennis2860]

@@NoPreshNetwork Hey Sal? Using the phrase 'I'm showing my age.'? Is showing your age. 🤶

[@RJ-zt4of]

Will check out. You need to make Hey Baby lap pillows for merch - we all want to be comfy womfy like these two....

[@RamblinAround]

Chris has an endless number of hilarious stories.

[@TheFoxAndTheSound]

reality is a suggestion

[@danielglassmeyer1381]

Like Joey Diaz but less tragic and way funnier

[@GorbyP]

Everyone does if you just lie

[@916mw]

And a terrible voice and accent. I can’t stand listening to him

[@TheAybar100]

@@916mw stay out of New York and jersey then lmfao

[@chrisdcomedy]

THIS EP IS A 10 BABE!!! I JUST WANNA BRUSH SALS HAIR HE'S SO CAYUTE!!! YAAAASSSSSS

[@TheCja02]

I’d like to run my fingers through that main and bark at the moon with him

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

Can’t have bad hair as a gstar raw guy. Just doesn’t happen

[@MountingInterests]

Take the next one to 11 and do an episode where you do each other's hair. THE CAYUTEST!!!

[@ashleywhite7075]

Merry Christmas babes!

[@ethelesparza2127]

:-)

[@HistoryHyenas]

THAT INTRO IS FIERCE!!! YOU TWO QUEENS KNOW HOW TO WERK IT BABE

[@ricardorivera_108]

Hola Beba!

[@DNYGdj]

It's the on notice boyzzzz!

[@rockydennis2860]

Yanni Hotlegs! 😍

[@GK-qc5ry]

Yasss!

[@josephbeene2728]

YAAASSSSS

[@JesusHBasie]

I love how Sal corrects himself about the idea for jokers to “all four of us”. That’s true brotherhood right there, man.

[@DrAwesome2570]

don't change anything about this pod. just keep doing it. its my new favorite.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS THANKS BABE! Remember to rate us on iTunes!!!

[@collin1253]

@@NoPreshNetwork the podcast with Joe DeRosa is also HILARIOUS keep it up fellas 👌🤣

[@Smokeys_world420]

Feel the same way !

[@getfunnyordiebombing]

Grows on me every episode very organic and hilarious

[@samanthagerard4358]

i’m right there with you. hey babe day is my new favorite day. i love you guys. you get comfy with your pillows and so do i. it’s special.

[@seanhurff]

53:33 starts The Larry story for everyone who's looking for that 👀

[@poweraidgetit7568]

You're ah absolute Legend mate!

[@amithochoa8168]

i love you

[@AdrianHernandez-li3dw]

Thanks youuu

[@volt7252]

You are the best

[@adrianbengo6156]

I LOVE YOU

[@shannonhigginss]

When Sal drops the mic and flails his hands as he belly laughs at Chrissy shit-pants, I was reborn anew.

[@dafucksgoinon]

Poetry in motion

[@skunkskiestink6620]

He also does it at the story about the girl stopping him from taking his shirt off it’s amazing

[@BoxofRoxRacing]

Keeping the lap pillow game alive.

[@jud2w]

The "You're immediately going to military school" delivery had me laughing the hardest I've laughed at a podcast in a long time

[@keepfeatherinitbrothaaaa]

I've got 500$ worth of g-star raw credits on Murr being Sal's g-star raw guy.

[@vi0letrei]

deadass best Christmas present ever is these two doing anything together

[@therunningguyyahboi809]

I know it’s suppose to be funny but I respect Sal for living on that couch in his studio apartment for so long. He had a job with his college degree and he changed it and he worked towards his dream above all else. I don’t think people really understand the gratitude of that.

[@vermontsterus]

It is not lost on anyone including Sal that he's extremely lucky.

[@davetodd2087]

How much confidence do you have to have to take up two cushions and put your foot on another mans leg?...absolutely Inspirational.

[@dragonsouppodcast]

I love this episode! It’s my absolute favorite. I have seen it 15 times in 2024 alone. Real fan of the show. 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

[@user-vo4bf8mx4p]

sals voice is so soothing

[@athenacruz8202]

Holy shit I laughed until I literally couldn’t breathe about that What’s Happening/Fart sound 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soulfinder491]

I love how Sal talks about his 10 year old car and how he gets excited about discounts. Lol 😆 isn't he worth a couple million by now. ❤❤❤

[@kyletanking]

That’s how you keep the couple million

[@8CheerleadingGirl8]

yeah but NYC is so so expensive being a millionaire there is actually not as comfortable/lavish as living in any other city or place

[@VivianSunflower]

I'm concerned with how often Sal is lightheaded while laughing. You should buy a pulse oximeter. Sell them at any drugstore. Lol love you guys.

[@basedevidencebased5759]

Hey Babe I literally thought the same thing while watching... somebody get Sal a pulse oximeter and he needs to wear it the entire show. I need these deets on sal’s O2 levels stat.

[@Drew__Films]

34:23 Sal - "Someone went and got a box, a brown box.." Chris - "AND A SHOVEL" I was laughing so hard I spit out my drink 😂X

[@Kurisutofa22]

Lmfao She put her hand on my chest and said "Quietly whisper" don't lol I lost it

[@thriftyhs28]

If a guy ever said that to me, I’d actually jump off a cliff omg 😭

[@LuckyLuch1]

"It wasn't bleeding...but inside the fur things shifted around big time" Sal

[@kevincredible4273]

I know its a sad moment, but your senior dog having a burst of puppy energy before passing sounds kinda nice. Experiencing your pup full of life as a final goodbye seems like a proper send off.

[@kimberlybishop9030]

Omg, I'm crying laughing! I love this podcast and have always loved Sal from impractical jokers.

[@B___3]

I swear it’s the best thing when Chris’s voice cracks…makes the stories 10x funnier!! 😂😂😂

[@robt.o.3497]

Can’t wait for the animated series “Annabel and Stray : The recently deceased friends.”

[@macallspringer7953]

I need to know what the dehydrated dog next door got... 😂

[@morganvirden3848]

What time do they talk about it?

[@ethanjones3840]

@@morganvirden3848 your from tiktok too

[@ZachMaso]

@@morganvirden3848 53:18

[@sharttoshicro4332]

Sal is my favorite person from jokers which is my favorite show and Chris is from my favorite podcast so this is literally the greatest thing created but I do mis yannis

[@shooo223]

The story about Larry the dog being put to sleep is absolute gold. I've watched it three times now and it's still fucking hilarious

[@morganvirden3848]

What is the time stamp?

[@shooo223]

@@morganvirden3848 starts at 53:13

[@Justin-ru1fe]

I was waiting for the “We switched up The substances, the dog next door has your substances💀”

[@youthblender]

As a vet tech of 15 years....this one left me speechless 😶 RIP Clorox Cruella, Lunchbag Annabelle, Electrolyte Larry, and Stray 😂

[@19valleygirl88]

Don't forget Mike Canon's house party dog! 😲😬🤣🤣

[@rissaromero5270]

I'm enrolling in April any tips??

[@Thesilvercrayon]

Now we must add Fish to the cast

[@saramariewheeler9304]

The quick edit after Sal said, "Can we Hey Babe it?" will forever make me laugh

[@reapertutorials1947]

I swear these 2's camaraderie together is better than any other podcast or duo... a very close second is Tim Segura and Brent Krsytals I love watching these videos before bed, they put me in such a good mood!

[@marcomoney8303]

This is like an Early Christmas gift

[@NoPreshNetwork]

MERRY MERRY BABE YASSSSS

[@mikesemie5028]

Like that profile pick, that’s my quarterback!

[@marcomoney8303]

@@mikesemie5028 same bro 😎

[@lancer2009ful]

@@mikesemie5028 d5

[@ihateithere87]

I quite LITERALLY just buried my dog in my backyard. And then this shows up. 😫😂😭 R.I.P. Missy. Love you guys.

[@TheEd1225]

Went through that earlier this year.2020 has sucked so much ass.. The memories last a lifetime, hang in there stranger 🤙

[@ihateithere87]

@@TheEd1225 thank you cuz 😭

[@dustinparks9157]

I feel u. Sorry about that. My dad put down his dog weeks ago. First time hearing him cry. Nothing better than DAWGS.

[@ihateithere87]

@@dustinparks9157 true that. Thank you

[@Knighfe]

Did Sal kill it?

[@Gen7486]

THIS PODCAST HAS HONESTLY MADE MY CHRISTMAS. THANK YOU BABES! YOURS SINCERELY, A LOYAL BABE FROM THE UK 🇬🇧🤞🏼

[@gstiles7]

OMG I listened to the Larry story 3 times and I'm still crying laughing. If I ever need a laugh I will immediately go to the 53:00 mark and will be in a great mood!! Love the podcast babes!

[@yzotape529]

watching impractical jokers as a kid, now seeing Chris through Andrew Schultz’s podcast, it’s like my child hood is fucking my adulthood nowadays

[@SturgusLipmonger]

That's illegal.

[@Gen7486]

@@SturgusLipmonger Stop watching them do it then.

[@mcmuffin7941]

This is one of the funniest podcasts out there.

[@randallflagg242]

I listen to alot of comedy based podcasts. This is the 1st one I went back to the beginning. These are Gold!!!!

[@michaelpersoneus5301]

"and Larry is still just looking at us, blinking" never thought I could laugh so hard at euthanasia LOL

[@christianmorales43]

Merry xmas guys! And dont even worry to think if you are repeating stories... They are all so amazing we ALL wanna hear them again and again and again

[@alwaysinverted1224]

The Baby Bod from Bayridge always have a pillow over his little tummy? Make no mistake, you had a kid chrissy dont be ashamed of how you look! You're one cute kid

[@jessicarang8017]

I died laughing at this episode. You two are amazing and I can’t wait to watch the rest of the podcast episodes.

[@czhcustoms9987]

On my life this is my new #1 podcast along side jre and ymh

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS APPRECIATE YOU BABE! Remember to rate us on iTunes!!!

[@MountingInterests]

I know Chris was on there recently, but I would love to see both of these guys on YMH at the same time. Talk about a legendary converging of worlds.

[@markb4168]

Real shit! But...you gotta throw flagrant2 up there as well

[@kenmagarino3947]

Cant forget about Timmy Dillon

[@MrJarrett420]

Bad friends

[@josephfragomeni]

The chemistry and sense of humor with these guys is fantastic. Full blown belly laughs while watching at least every few minutes!

[@coxndix56]

55:47 uncontrolled gigglefitz. Yassss babe.

[@lou.geemusic]

The fact that this is just all over the place with topics is what makes it great.

[@Infiniteeyes13]

I never heard of G Star Raw so I went to their site and the ad says “Never quit”. The irony 🤣 But I seriously love you guys together sooo much! This pod makes me die laughing 👏

[@meggy404]

This feels like we're just three besties laughing our asses off at a sleepover lmaoo

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Chrissy D's year will be 2021. I've known about you for years since you first started history hyenas on riotcast, but make no mistake, the good lord needed you to learn some lessons & settle into your authentic self. Merry Christmas buddy, good things are coming.

[@GK-qc5ry]

Agreed, he's got on everyone's radar this year and next year will be even bigger.

[@rynesiemon3836]

This is a wholesome comment. Not usual on the internet.

[@meganklobchar7014]

Funniest podcast I ever watched Chris's stories are unbelievable . He has so many wild experiences. He is so good at telling the story as well. I love how sal asks questions and really listens and ask questions About the story. Most people ask questions then cut the person off to tell a story About there answer to the question. I.e. Bert and whitney cummings.

[@rule62live90]

Meanwhile, in the Vet exam room next door, muffled voices; "C'mon Teddy boy! Let's get to the dog park! Thanks, Nurse!" "BARK!" thud

[@cobykenobi]

wow, just stumbled on to this show but man am i glad i did, was literally crying from laughter! great stories guys!

[@jamiel.harding4554]

That fart bit where it lined up with the theme tune and they are both just dying laughing - absolutely hilarious 😂

[@steeno629]

Sal just became one of my personal heros. Legend moves.

[@jaycarn9435]

Being so frugal that he was able to buy a bar before ever owning a mattress? Absolute legend

[@jadedjay7861]

"The wind hit the back of my sack" 😆 🤣 😂

[@sixburgh64ss]

Even in the midst of my Holiday depression, that first fart actually made me lol. 😂

[@ericraymond1274]

The way Chris says "I swear" just makes my fuckin day everytime! 🤣

[@JPatelLive]

#HeyBabePod!👋🏾😘 -This hits hard like Sal&Q's #WhatSayYouPod!💯🙏🏾👏🏾😂

[@8CheerleadingGirl8]

even the ad reads they make are entertaining lol that’s talent right there

[@jonnyh5858]

It is illegal for gift certificates to expire Sal!! Seriously look it up they have to honor your credit

[@Nick-ds6oc]

Credit Card Accountability, Responsibility and Disclosure Act (H.R. 627)

[@chanpagne_supernova]

We are G Star Raw

[@rebeccasummerhill8010]

I had headphones in at work and when I tell you I was crying and trying to hold in my laugh while hearing the electrolyte story and the backing up into the dog story. I was DYING

[@zZzranger341]

6:46 i laughed way too hard when i heard fubu sweatshirt 😂😂😂

[@brettpolach1687]

I love this new podcast! Y’all had me crying I laughed so hard today. I’ll never miss an episode, thanks for creating quality content.

[@ejmartini9290]

Holy shit those dog stories killed me😂

[@cobZweb]

Y’all babes make my life complete with this pod. Merry Christmas babe

[@nathanb3546]

53:46 funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@zaltonian]

I haven't watched it yet, but I know I'll love it, happy season to all.the babes

[@alexvoskanian3265]

It’s scary how badly I was waiting for another Ep 💉

[@markb4168]

Real shit! I feel you! For some reason Tuesday was in my head, was so let down 2 days ago

[@armdatrack]

So true!!!

[@samanthagerard4358]

same. i thought they came out on tuesdays and was so pumped to listen when i woke up & when i realized it comes out thursdays, i felt like such a loser; my dip from excitement to despondent was steeeep. but today i was alllll about waking up. all about it. i need another thursday. it’s the little things.

[@Docdaman4]

This is the funniest episode yet. I was nearly crying during the part about the dog being put down.

[@kelseyhall8591]

"We gave Larry electrolytes"

[@christinapatrick2200]

Hey babe is the best podcast hands down! I binged every episode lol thanks babe!

[@atomicswoosh]

Hey babe, I could watch that intro on a loop forever. Or until I died from dehydration

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOL DRINK WATER BABE!

[@atomicswoosh]

Water striking until you put up a patreon and take my damn money because it is what it is.

[@joedellaserra2569]

The last 20 minutes of this ep is my favorite part id the entire pod.

[@DrAwesome2570]

49:50 dead dog house party might be the hardest I've ever laughed from a podcast

[@phl_knives]

Absolutely hilarious, to take what's such a hard topic for people and have me laughing so hard I almost choked on my meal. Great dynamic between you both

[@JBrown_Trivium]

Bert Kreischer : I'm a GREAT storyteller! Chris : hold my fucking beer son... Dude that dog story was AMAZING ! Love to you all, funny stuff !

[@ms.buoyant]

You guys literally make me LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣 My Puerto Rican dad put our dead bunnies in paper bags and threw them into our neighborhood river when we were kids. It left my sis and I traumatized .

[@13rcampbell]

I haven't seen a haircut like Sal's since every guy in 1997 middle school, in 1997.

[@Theorist9]

Exactly what i just said. Didnt know it was coming back around.

[@amandabecker5101]

Friggin love the new intro so much!!! Love how Sal opens with his sweater discount. The hair is also growing on me 😂 I have listened to these but I def. prefer to actually watch them!!!

[@treyjetson5320]

I feel like Sal is slowly turning into a grizzled Sea Captain.

[@circadvs94]

Never knew I needed this podcast. Can't wait for more!!

[@hawkxxii2286]

came here for the full larry clip from tiktok, stayed for Sals story

[@sethd5632]

I’ve watched this vid but not seen the TikTok everyone is talking about. Got a link or something I could search to see it?

[@hawkxxii2286]

@@sethd5632 it’s literally just a snippet from the podcast of the larry story. ur not missing anything if u watched the video

[@tylerskillings7188]

New fav podcast. Stoked for every episode. Hope ya’ll keep this up!

[@is6353]

Sal's hair looks so smooth and beautiful😍 he needs to drop his hair care routine(and he needs to marry me) Godbless❤

[@MikeWassermanPoker]

Thank you for this episode! Haven’t cried laughing in a long time :)

[@kyleharding3801]

Sal’s only missing the George Micheal earring to complete look

[@orrytownes2766]

chrissy's hoodie with the "fake business" print with the enron sendup, masterful.

[@RoAoG]

sal sleeping on a couch for 10 years had me like :o for a solid minute

[@chloehickman99]

First episode I’ve ever watched and definitely will not be the last absolutely hilarious 😂

[@Ironman829]

Oh hey babes!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

OH HELLO THERE BABE!

[@orionalexander_]

Sal's hair says "safe space" but his beard looks like it has a wicked rumspringa story to tell. Its what it is🤣🤣 this episode makes me feel all warm and fuzzy 🤣🎄

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

I love my bb's so much xoxox happy holiday

[@ji3072]

You two are so real. I love it.

[@ryanmarks4277]

It’s a great fart, but I could watch Sal’s reaction to it on a loop

[@IvorKC3]

Funniest ep yet! I was walking through the grocery store laughing like a maniac to the fart noise. RIP Cruella & Annabelle🙏😂

[@wvecst]

8:50 God bless you Chrissy stories

[@bugleon]

You 2 are killlllling it! Episodes are only getting better and better!

[@KevinPierce93]

The Larry story is the funniest thing I've seen since Bert drinking a gallon of koolaid every day.