The Dirtiest Computers That Ever Lived Compilation

[@DoomMarine64]

"neither pubes nor dust, nor skeet nor hair shall keep the greatest technician that's ever lived from doing repair" -The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived

[@DewyDawg]

YOU HAVE MY PROFILE PICTURE WTF

[@DoomMarine64]

@@DewyDawg technically, I own this art sooo you stole my pfp

[@Yacyz]

GOODNESS

[@DewyDawg]

@@DoomMarine64Blud I just went to google and searched up Doomslayer art

[@DoomMarine64]

@@DewyDawg I literally made that art and released it on social media BLUD

[@saladgaming4339]

The Greatest Advocate of Computer Hygiene That's Ever Lived

[@hurrdurrburr]

Up you go

[@Random_PersonOfficial]

hey that's offending

[@Neptunesalad12]

Yes

[@sasorioftheredsand97]

I don't even care about computer stuff anymore. I just come for the vibes and humor.

[@SalemTechsperts]

Same tbh

[@rachmatzulfiqar]

*you mean "pubes and tumour" because that's all he gets after handling those biohazard laptops

[@Sphynx93rkn]

​@@SalemTechspertsSo you like your own humour sense? But you know what, self loving is the best thing one can do. ☺️☺️

[@alexz1189]

​@@SalemTechspertsBro, your voice is awesome af, don't know if that's your actual voice or you're using some sort of voice synthesizer but I could listen to you all day.

[@AnujpriyamHatikakoti]

@@SalemTechsperts your videos are very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RenatoG1848]

The fact that people have their computers in these conditions...you will never be out of a job.

[@ownedmaxer607]

But he will run out of filters for the gas mask he needs to use.

[@gonedoneggonedoneg9863]

No chance to RETIRE even If u will be over89 years of age...

[@Kazuma1478]

Right, I personally, open up my laptop and ps4 every once a while to clean and keep them running smooth, is an easy thing to do, idk how people let their electronics get to this level of nasty

[@enteoz1694]

Yeah, also many laptops have boards that are difficult to clean properly.

[@mr.commonsense6645]

​@@Kazuma1478 the average Joe can't and don't have the balls to do it

[@_jn0298]

That battery needed a new computer

[@latias6745]

And a new owner.

[@BlueTable-t6k]

😂😂😂

[@sethtungala9061]

As an IT Student I thought I was going to watch The Greatest Technician that ever lived doing his magic... turns out it was a horror show of the Lint pube monster.

[@aweSAMe18_official]

I was so insulted by the toothbrush cobweb joke I paused the video and brushed my teeth.

[@SalemTechsperts]

My videos are the best motivation for computer and self hygiene

[@Pyxis10]

Mmmm you're brushing with the gooch he collected with it.

[@kubenz355]

"Killing Lupe in the process" It's the most funny moment i ever seen.

[@SalemTechsperts]

I wish he lived to read this comment

[@Neptunesalad12]

​@@SalemTechspertshe got put on a t shirt

[@liambrook6324]

Man he truly is “The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived” I’ve shown his channel to all my friends, even the ones who don’t like tech and they find you hilarious. Keep on making great content we love your channel!

[@Cenomaticnerd64]

Wow, this dude's shop should be a biohazard with these computers.

[@jcfawerd]

I worked in a computer shop and I have seen cockroaches living inside the case, still alive

[@nukomao]

Andy is gonna be the next patient zero breathing in all that swamp gooch.

[@SalemTechsperts]

How do you think I got my skills?

[@curlyfries3232]

@@SalemTechspertsby massaging with your tiny raccoon like fingers

[@theadamantitewaffle]

how long is the incubation time?@@SalemTechsperts

[@hungrymusicwolf]

@@SalemTechspertsCompute-pube induced transformation, so now you are a hero called spid-, excuse me, "computer-pube-man"!

[@halphantom2274]

The hero origin story of the greatest technician that's ever lived. Was once bitten by a radioactive contaminated laptop from a nuclear power plant. How do you think he got those tiny racoon like fingers? Also he's immune to swamp gooch for life now. lol Someone call Marvel for a new blockbuster!

[@Sevastous]

I really love how every short has its own theme. From Malboro to Alien Spaceship. Keep the creativity up !

[@Rafiq-211]

The word of the year goes to "Macbookkaked"

[@yuglooc4506]

That computer needs a shave goddamn

[@SalemTechsperts]

They grow up so fast 🥹

[@theodoros_1234]

I've already watched most (if not all) of these shorts, but they were still as funny and entertaining as they were the first time. Truly the Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived.

[@chaoslord8918]

Salem Techsperts: Roasting you, you're hygiene, your computer's hygiene, you're computer's manufacturer, your extended family, and your taste in cars since 1296.

[@creeperhaed1267]

When the dog has to move from living in your laptop, to living in the walls 💀

[@nayanthecat5424]

“This Lenovo yoga” and it looks like the user did yoga on the laptop💀

[@nswordsn4249]

Having watched all of these in shorts and now still able to watch this all over again without skipping a sec. My life is The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived's now

[@SalemTechsperts]

❤️

[@octavgg]

computers get filled with dust so often it's surprising when you see a repair without cleaning needed

[@computerfan1079]

Every laptop deserves an owner but not every owner deserves a laptop

[@coryplayz-k4j]

its the Linux logo

[@toshibalaptopfan]

The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived has dusted out more alien spaceships from the planet of Lint than anyone has ever found proof of living Aliens

[@da_001]

Yall americans need a federal funded nation-wide seminar on pc cleanliness. My pc doesnt have 1/100th of this hair and i have a cat, dog, 2 betta and 17 goldfishes. Gat damn! Thank u TGTTEL!!!

[@smallbutdeadly931]

Those 17 goldfishes really do be a large cleaning factor

[@halphantom2274]

@@smallbutdeadly931, who knows, where the water for the liquid cooling comes from?

[@Smeghead76]

@@halphantom2274 That sounds like an Art Deco cooling installation...

[@memovilmx6239]

No hair. But what about some scales

[@ArtyIF]

"the customer mentioned they had a dog. they did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" lol

[@arghyaprotimhalder5592]

Bro 845k subs . I remeber watching your shorts when it was 57k Man can't wait for 1 million crazy stuff

[@davidoktavian2066]

That "Killing Lupe in the process" always make me laugh

[@guaiqueritech]

“No Lupes were harmed in the making of this video”

[@davidoktavian2066]

@@guaiqueritech lol

[@cjvs1604]

You're laughing. Lupe's dead, and you're laughing!

[@AnCapGamer]

I found your channel from various Facebook short videos! Love your content and can totally relate!

[@Zolgronin]

That was disgusting. You sir have earned a subscription

[@Co7zm]

"use your laptop on a bed and your GPU will soon be dead" had me laughing 😅😂

[@archelonprime]

I have to give you kudos for having such a sense of humor whereas I would've been horrified. And I used to work in IT for years!

[@SalemTechsperts]

It’s how I deal with being burned out

[@hungrymusicwolf]

I am looking forward to my laptop having to be cleaned by a repairman in a few years. The poor guy is going to have to channel his inner "Greatest Technician That Has Ever Lived" to get out.

[@zing6uo]

"They did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" 💀

[@diamondlol5830]

Truly greatest computer janitorial expert that’s ever lived

[@Silver_Lloyd]

Hey, Just wanted to say thanks for having an Amazon Affiliate store thing as I've been trying to find a fucking half decent air duster. I've been doing work on my own computers for a long while and have built computers for others before, as mad as it may seem despite seeing the biohazards contained within your videos they've gotten me to start working in my local area on computer repair. Fixed up an Old Toshiba with a new 2.5" SSD and some more Ram, I miss how those old laptops were built man. Removed Norton and other Bloatware that a "Previous repair man" had installed which made me feel a lot less bad about my skills. Also your Free advice link is funny, love it.

[@RichardJamesMendoza]

I actually might buy one of the listings there, considering the downright shady listings here locally.

[@akkiko]

After my first tower tanked because it was small, compact and completely opaque- I have only bought massive cases with clear sides going forward. I like to see the accumulation of gooch.

[@hiki2853]

I've seen these all and now I'm gonna watch em again. My life is rich and full of color.

[@hypersecret6288]

0:07 as a linux user I find that it is still clean

[@alecks6064]

'Linux user' and 'clean' usually don't go together in the same sentence

[@SamHayden]

Yikes, yeah these are pretty filthy machines. I have been a tech for many years and have seen some close to this. Just found your channel and subscribed, fellow tech KZbinr here, love your vids, very entertaining

[@khangk400i]

*The greatest technician that's ever lived* makes my day, Salem.

[@TheMagicalBeBear]

his name is Andy tho.salem is the place where the shop is

[@AldaNusaiba]

your content always feels fresh and exciting, no matter the subject!

[@OSHEEVitaminWater]

"My gloves haven't been this dusty since I was elbow deep in your- GRANDMA always told me" I've never seen a cut this perfect

[@computertechnician4896]

Great video. Yes the dirt inside machines is amazing. At work after watching others cleaning machines in our workshop and the new dust cloud around them, I did a Biological Risk Assessment, trying to explain what they were now breathing in their lungs and forcing everyone else to breath. I have explained to customers the floor is not the best place to have a PC running. The extra dust down there is not good for them. We also have had a few laptops that a technician refused to work on because of the unknown substances smeared on them!

[@marcocalilung4511]

I love your videos! Sorry if i forget to like them sometimes, but my new hobby now is watching your edits while eating! 😂 🎉from Ph.

[@last-mfk]

been waiting for my free weekly roast thank you The greatest technician that’s ever lived

[@ironnokana6760]

"The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived" is the reason I subscribed for you :3

[@AsadKhan-ko6ky]

You are not just The Greatest Technician that's ever lived but also The Greatest Comedian in this field

[@lightningbolt9155]

Preemptively congratulating you on 1M now, you deserve it dude :)

[@JesziePVP]

The fact you left some stardust and space pewbs for the last guy is awesome

[@Lampe2020]

1:57 Well, that's one of the mistakes you simply can't avoid doing if you're opening laptops on a regular basis XD

[@Fortuna1]

System and hardware horrors hosted by "The greatest technician that's ever lived" with raccoon fingers

[@2049571]

TINY Raccoon-like fingers.

[@nikb6979]

Wont lie youre so entertaining to watch and ur stuff is actually useful too!! Definitely cant wait for more vids :p

[@kevinrichardson6136]

We may require more Compilations...

[@laughingvampire7555]

I’m surprised people don’t even have the minimal sense of shame to clean their laptops before sending them to repair. I get they won’t clean the inside, but god please, at least the keyboard

[@CrystallineFoxCF]

watching this has made my lungs decide I've inhaled half a desert's worth of dust

[@ZulaBuki]

thanks for the fantastic insights, really opened my eyes!

[@hartonosutrisno5452]

The best one is when he put back the lid of the PC, he put it upside down like me when screwing back my laptop and found that I put wrong screws all over the place. This is hilarious yet easily mistaken even on pros, we always doing that without realizing it 🤣🤣🤣

[@thedawner6311]

"i document the size of this organism for history's sake" had me wheezing.

[@junayedbostami2330]

That Garry joke was so surprising lmao caught me off guard 🤣🤣

[@jamesbp]

Wow this is actually crazy...I love my PC that I built and I literally hand clean the inside, and out once or twice a week when I'm bored

[@lordpiperlib]

I work in tech support and you have no idea how your videos have give. Me a new perspective at my workplace. Now I just be narrating to myself during an otherwise boring day😂😂😂

[@briandoss9232]

Dude that last one. Good lord.

[@BLACKFLAME4941]

"yo wasabi, its upside down"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SalemTechsperts]

😭

[@EntidadLibre]

0:55 Lupe, noooo 😭

[@MxSlfDstrct]

computer technician here. if I open your machine and I get hit with a waft of cigarette or vape dust, you're getting an extra half hour of labour on the invoice. stop smoking at your damn desks!

[@MozzaBurger88]

Thanks KZbin algorythms for suggesting your channel. I never thought computer repairs could be such a meme goldmine XD

[@yuno5074]

THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVED

[@MisterGabyVk]

I just come for "The greatest technician that's ever lived" (and the content ofc but mostly that)

[@IllG13]

The greatest technician that’s ever lived

[@AlmightySush]

The greatest Technician That's ever lived has the greatest Mini pc that's ever lived with the greatest GPU that's ever lived and knows how to clean the dirtiest Pc that's ever lived.

[@AlmightySush]

First Time Getting Heatt from a KZbinr AND LOOK WHO GAVE ME 😊😊

[@Milena-ix5mq]

Amazing compilation,thank you!

[@Zephylt2002]

The greatest compilation maker that's ever lived

[@demonicavenger6987]

As long as idiots exist, the smart people would never be out of job.

[@SalmanC]

I dread to think how much swamp gooch you've inhaled over the years, but someone has to be the sacrifice. o7

[@SalemTechsperts]

I'm doing my part!

[@SalmanC]

I salute you, sir!🫡

[@G4MMABA3]

GHOSTS OF EMPHYSEMA’S PAST!!! 😩😩😩😩 Smoke was HILARIOUS!!!

[@mvvaio]

The funniest technician that's ever lived

[@pepo4990]

You know you made us happy with this

[@brianpaulandaya]

Holy moly, I felt so called out when you forgot to plug the battery back on the Nitro 5, because the same thing happened to me when I cleaned my own laptop's fans and only found out after I assembled everything back again too 😂

[@TomsTech2.0]

I love the videos. You're an inspiration.

[@halphantom2274]

The greatest technician that's ever lived: 0:28 - 2:00 - 2:31 - 4:07 - 5:35 - 6:42 - 7:14 Bonus - Tiny racoon like fingers: 4:12 - 5:09

[@lenin17301560]

The Greatest Video Compilation That's Ever Been.

[@psychoairsoft7146]

4:18 DUUUDE I SEE THIS TYPE OF THERMISTOR BLOW ALL THE TIME!! not in a computer though, i work on Tire-Changer machines for Tire/Automotive shops, and the electric motors in a lot of Corghi brand tire machines are run off a circuit-board that is in a box as part of the aluminum housing of the motor. the big round thermistors in these boards do the SAME FREAKING THING!! crack, fry, or burn to a friggin crisp and completely halt the rotation of the machine when they go, and its a $500 power-board that loves to blow when the machine is juuust out of warranty too... i hate telling my customers they need to spend $500-$600 plus service call and labor to fix a machine thats less than two years old, but just outside of the one-year warranty period. and then Corghi wonders why no new customers wanna buy their crap in my area lol

[@Lina-t1o]

2:25 BRO RLLY SAID FOOD AND DRUGS 💀💀💀

[@LOLMAN9538]

This video reminds us of his motto: "Neither pubes nor dust, Nor skeet nor hair, Shall keep THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT'S EVER LIVED from doing repair."

[@sukhbatkhaltarsuhee5092]

The GreAteSt techniCiAN tHat EvER love this guy😂😂😂

[@KujiArgisia]

Sir. Just so you know. You singlehandedly made me want to clean my laptop for sole reason for it to *not* be on this compilation. Then I got scared by a damn cable I have to disconnect to access the fans. Mission failed.

[@hang10wannabe]

Jeez, as someone who cleans their computer and laptop constantly... it's amazing how dirty people let their laptops get!

[@LataMilion]

Alright i am heavily worried that a person will breathe in that swamp gooch

[@svenolsen8184]

Macbookkaked! That one just about floored me. Thanks for the laugh.

[@JacobLara]

I once got a computer in the shop, which happens to be my garage, and found out a day later an entire colony of bedbugs were living inside....that might be why its not powering on? You think? Probably the most grossed out and repulsed I have ever been in my entire life. And that was just the beginning. After setting fire to the laptop, I spent the next 6 weeks trying to get those little bloodsuckers out of my house. What a nightmare. I will never for the rest of my life forget the smell of that musky laptop.

[@wills2652]

I love your jokes! great channel!!! keep it up!!

[@SalemTechsperts]

Thank you! Will do!

[@KLDvinicius]

The greatest technician thats ever lived

[@ERROR13954]

Keep yo the good job on fighting the ghosts lupe.also you too the greatest technician thats ever lived

[@drank4454]

The Greatest Content Creator That's Ever Lived

[@PotatoKing-nl5zg]

Oh god I hope the swamp goch ain't a part of the roast

[@rishavpapaji5349]

I recently clean Acer nitro 5 and your video help me to figure out why it is shut downing automatically

[@idoulike69]

Idk why but this dude is so funny and the roasts are great

[@kelemenRIZZ]

'from a guinea pig to your little brother' Bro is savage to little brothers💀💀💀💀

[@PCGatOS]

The greatest computer cleaner that's ever lived.

[@KonnerSmith-oc5el]

"The Dirtiest Computers that's ever lived" -A Wise Nissan Ultima

[@ATF.California]

Your wife and her boyfriends 😅 Hits homes 😢