Kart Racing Brain Rot (FT. SnapCube, Mar Katoto, and Jonii Vee)

[@You-Tube-n5k]

Jokes aside, the "why doesn't the hero just kill the villain" discourse is simultaneously the most hilarious and most exhausting thing to come out of any fandom lol

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Fr, it's almost as if that's the point

[@ChargeJN]

everyone who asks that should be sentenced to watch “Superman Vs. The Elite”

[@ashikjaman1940]

The real nightmare is when the hero actually does kill the villain but then the "discourse" shifts to something even more stupid

[@vee6460]

this video is so dense with jokes that by the time ive finished the video ive forgotten that mall wins for now

[@vee6460]

endlessly rewatchable through both the really fun editing and the wild rapid-fire format of the jokes

[@onlyone8331]

Yeah I love these sorta videos Mall can win temporarily...

[@Pumpkinbyte]

mall goes through a round

[@ChargeJN]

also i love how dylan pikmin was born from eddy’s fucked up icon, only for it to come back around in a completely unrelated method

[@thoseguys097]

FOR NOW

[@hnaw1360]

I like the fact that every fact about Dylan Pikmin is completely interchangeable with Louie

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Shhhhhhhhh

[@EtterWolf15]

The funniest thing about they "why doesn't mario just kill bowser" bit is that, he tries. Like, all the time. He's peobably lost count of how many times he's dunked him into molten lava and yet the turtle just keeps coming back

[@dylanwillmon5672]

Funny thing is luigis mansion is what happens when mario DOES bowsers like a force ghost he becomes more powerful

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

​@@dylanwillmon5672... are you trying to say King Boo is Bowser???

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Also it makes sense Bowser keeps coming back, considering 1 Ups exist, Bowser must just have a shit ton

[@dylanwillmon5672]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 there was king boo but Bowser was basically with Mario in hell

[@Jordan-wv2xz]

To me, Mario and Bowser are basically an unstoppable force and an immovable object.

[@zoraiaero]

I like to believe that sonic.exe raised a generation of people who are afraid of the .exe file extension thinking it's evil and just refuse to use computers because their file explorer is full of .exe's

[@Josuh]

god this sounds so funny because there's absolutely some android fnf sonic kid out there who is gonna flip his shit when he gets a pc and see's a .exe file

[@Namingway248]

Honestly limewire and napster had already made an entirely different generation feel hesitant around .exe files.

[@NEEDbacon]

The REAL reason Window 10 onwards hides file extensions by default.

[@ethansadie9185]

I was actually afraid to open the exe files in superhot thinking they were gonna be full of creepy stuff

[@Pickelrye]

FUN FACT: the windows file explorer is listed in task manager as "explorer.exe" Oh God Bill Gates is evil

[@RasenDan]

Big the cat is the type of guy to order a pizza and verbally say to the driver that he isnt tipping every time

[@donuko]

he'd tell the waiter to stay at the table and wait while he reads the menu

[@RasenDan]

@@donuko he takes 15 minutes to read and ask questions just to order the same thing every time

[@supercamborg4218]

This is slander he would never do that

[@gogetathegreatestfusion801]

​@@RasenDan I agree!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Oh shit it's the editor, good job!

[@adamperham2000]

I honest to god thought when Penny brought up she'd lived through the Avatar discourse first hand that she was going to bring up "what if Aang had a gun"

[@woobgamer5210]

The Legend of Korra: we have guns and metal benders but they're still useless lmao

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

this video felt like a live dub gone into chaos.

[@birdflox1337]

Welcome to Overwatch, Ahng!

[@dhampir_days]

when Salty asked why didn't Steven just kill Spinel I had flashbacks to people sincerely 100% asking why didn't Steven kill the Diamonds on the kids tv show based on values of forgiveness. and like actively calling Rebecca Sugar a bad person for not featuring that.

[@Luigicat11]

@@dhampir_days "bUt ThEy'Re SpAcE N*ZiS!!!1!1"

[@mr.existerer]

It took forever, but Salty and Snapcube finally have a collab together. The world is now at peace.

[@Saltydkdan]

Look up Dollipdaze’s Fortnite and Lethal Company videos for a surprise just for you

[@Some-Nerd33]

This is the first time the two of you have collabed on one of your channels, however.

[@cuppacofi1129]

@@Saltydkdanim going to kiss you on your big ol lips thankyou for this

[@ron133.]

yIPPEE!

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

guys when is dolpi dapze gonna do another mobile gam ad hell

[@dominicivanamatore9313]

9:02 WHY IS PENNYS TIKTOK VOICE IMPRESSION SO GOOD BRO

[@ThomasBox16]

LIKE WHY THO

[@Artificer_]

don’t forget about Salty’s!

[@LJCG777]

Because she is our slay and our queen

[@CritterLover69]

Oh god now im imagining tiktok actually using her voice for the text thing 😭

[@nickyzin_omaga]

because she is the tiktok voic-

[@jasinfinity]

please inform jonii's artist that those are some of the cutest avatar sprites I've ever seen

[@djdee6386]

Fr 7:33 is so cute!

[@ouchyeouchzowie]

the water vs. mall feud is actually the reason why all mall water is contained within fountains, it's so it doesn't escape

[@ouchyeouchzowie]

wait DOYATHING MENTION???

[@ScuttleBugReal]

mall fountain wins for now

[@Pepagg8]

temporarily

[@Artificer_]

the mall water fountains are actually Water and Malls’ hatechildren (opposite of a lovechild)

[@taxinvasion260]

A monument to an all too temporary victory

[@AntAuntGaming]

5:44 best part about killing Bowser in NSMB, Mario just silently watches his skin melt off and then goes "That's-a so nice!"

[@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174]

I mean, it probably smells like BBQ chicken.

[@cheesebatto]

i genuinely wondered what he says in that game. spanish is my native language and bc of the compression i don't hear anything other than "Leche so nice!"

[@CaptainStage]

no he says "threat neutralized"

[@AntAuntGaming]

@@cheesebatto i had no idea as well, so I looked up the "Mario quotes" page on Super Mario Wiki

[@sheepythebott]

And then his own son used black magic he got from a witch to bring his father back just so he could fall down a hole so deep that it definitely broke a lot of bones in the process.

[@Spooky_Bard]

I love them trying to make the worst Pikmin character imaginable and repeatedly just making Louie again.

[@Cherridayze]

Everything was pretty on point just Louie again.

[@TorrentialStardust]

This is because Louie is the perfect being

[@Door227]

Not even kidding, the eating pikmin, everyone hating him, they literally just made louie but slightly less ugly

[@iblitz95]

Holy SHIT you’re right

[@laalaaingmodorwhatever]

@@TorrentialStardust he is the ultimate lifeform

[@cromchychipdip5982]

The rewatchability on this video is insane. I think you four have perfectly activated everything in my autistic brain to make me want to come back to this for the third time just today alone. Dylan Pikman lives in my walls now. Thank you for the meal.

[@lilaniloxi]

Completely agree. If i rewatched the video even slightly more i'd know basically every good line by heart at this point

[@SazawaArt]

You’re spot on omg, this video lives rent free in my skull and is one of the many videos I’ll randomly quote 😭😭 Their dynamic is so funny I swear

[@somoneelse3488]

Gonna play this on loop in the background for the rest of my life

[@clairkindred5415]

No you’re so right, this has become my comfort video i come back to all the time

[@theKobaltPossum]

bro same i have to watch it every time jt comes onto my recommended feed

[@BrimBlam]

18:16 The delivery is so fucking pathetic sounding that it loops to being delivered really well, like Squidward is pathetically mumbling it under his breath about something he was wrong about. It fucking gets me to chuckle every time.

[@wetbedsealand6779]

The chemistry this group has is INSANE holy hell ya’ll gotta do this again Edit: i dont know whats happening in the replies, i cant count and im very scared

[@bonesrat]

seconding this!

[@windy4566]

Thirding this!

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

fourthing this

[@cools-mc-fools]

Fifthing this

[@s1lverposting]

whatever the one after fifth is… this!

[@KyndlingStoneCB]

The Salty & SnapCube collab weve been waiting for

[@rozhsoh-muh]

It's been 84 years.... finally

[@Zillazillion]

Ye

[@cheesydelphox1552]

i audibly cheered when i saw this on my recommended

[@anarchocompactdick]

WAHOOO!

[@anexplosion5436]

Excuse me, I think you dropped this apostrophe. ' I'm not giving it back. It's mine now.

[@WyattD03]

Everyone’s happy for Salty and SnapCube, I’m just happy that Jonii is finally being recognized.

[@Crooked_Mantis]

Yeah I was surprised that the social circles overlapped like this. Always glad to hear Jonii talk!

[@LJCG777]

Well Jonii was blessed by the Christian baby 👶 his evolution is just a matter of time.

[@shanarose3251]

@@LJCG777 Thought you were misgendering him, but then watched some of the videos and realized that the friends freely use he/him pronouns. I am but a fool.

[@LJCG777]

@@shanarose3251 Jonii goes by any pronoun and don't worry I too feel gender dumb sometimes

[@mossnb]

@@shanarose3251 i thought jonii was trans and went by she/her so when i found out i was like "im so fucking stupid bro"

[@cookubanana]

I kinda love how this video legit is this ONE long conversation that just goes all over the place while the same time it keep calling back to previous topics like it was a brick joke, Like The social security number, Water always wins, Dylan Pikmin and Big the Cat bits. Also the Editing on this video is legit amazing. Love how so much of the coversation end up being illustrated and animated with various clips. Amazing Job RasenDan!

[@Lucifersfursona]

ADHviDeo

[@onlysmiles4949]

Legit I need more of these 4 together, some of the funniest chemistry I've seen in ages

[@onlyone8331]

ALSO, melatonin mentioned in the start, then big was on melatonin far later in the video

[@1800PAlN]

just the bits and topics because i like this video a lot 0:00 credit card ARG 2:09 penny gets stuck 3:20 jumping & fire lord 6:28 water vs mall - 8:40 jonii doxxes themself for amusement 9:46 sonic.exe 12:46 shadow and maria roleplay - 13:41 miku 14:07 dylan pikmin - 16:07 editor gets fed up 16:46 tifa do a swear 18:27 dylan pikmin part 2 19:54 weirdly confrontational big the cat - 23:52 "THIS ISN'T YOU!!!" 25:29 weirdly confrontational big the cat part 2

[@FioreFire]

Plenty of people mention the way that Mario melts Bowser's flesh off in New Super Mario Bros. but not enough people call attention to the fact that Bowser Jr. is a practicing necromancer. That child handled the deceased remains of his own father before effortlessly bringing him back to life and it didn't even phase him

[@massgunner4152]

That child's first appearance was committing terrorism in Hawaii.

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

He learned that from his stepfather, Kamek.

[@sonzillamariocraft]

​@@SomeFreakingCactus Bisexual Bowser Supremacy.

[@scylla1772]

A "practicing necromancer" makes it sound like Bowser Jr.'s religion is necromancy, and honestly that's hilarious

[@massgunner4152]

@@scylla1772 how dare you! Negromancy is a work of art!

[@MrNoobsillybilly]

weirdly confrontational big is fucking hilarious but i also equally like the concept of big being viscerally fearful of the existence of any other cat. "what the fuck ? no? why are we both purple ?? thats scary .. 🙁" (20:01)

[@Josuh]

separated siblings type shi

[@ZesTofthelemon]

@@Josuh blood brothers but it's big and blaze

[@ashikjaman1940]

​@@ZesTofthelemon I wonder if Big is like, Blaze's dad

[@S__26]

its so good to finally live in an era of multiple snapscube & salty collabs the world has healed

[@losercee]

19:48 I can't believe it, not only did my favorite youtube funnyman like my video, but I got to feature in his through it. Even though the watermark is completely intelligible at this point it's still so awesome

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

3:14 “The World won” is such a good joke how has no one thought of that

[@Josuh]

what if scott pilgrim lost au arg

[@Edurdong]

Now i hope that if Death Battle ever brings Scott Pilgrim into the show and he loses his fight that's the pun they go for at the end lmao

[@Loremixer]

​@@Josuh boy do I technically have news for you

[@Josuh]

@@Loremixer tis' about the netflix show or something else? (Somehow it didn't come to mind then)

[@Loremixer]

@Josuh yeah it's about SPTO lol, it's why I said "technically"

[@thatcloveplant]

having snapcube in a salty video makes me think about how fucking funny derek would be in a fandub tbh

[@lucasdaweb95]

MARIO IS DEAD DONT FORGET ABOUT THE DAY

[@caliburnabsolute8517]

I would kill to see Salty in a fandub, I've been saying this.

[@Subpar1O1]

He voiced background characters in one of the fandubs I'm pretty sure, but yea a proper role would be cool

[@Endersock15171]

​@@Subpar1O1Really?? Which one?

[@theoriginalredbirdgamer3607]

it makes me think about how mall wins for now

[@LicheyLost]

The whole mall vs water debate sounds like a conversation 2 kids who are in a birthday party where they don't know anybody so they want to try to meet people but have no idea what they want to talk about so they just make shit up.

[@puppetman833]

I love it when salty randomly makes a top 5 video like 6 months after he records a video absolutely no one knew existed

[@lucasdaweb95]

MARIO IS DEAD DONT FORGET ABOUT THE DAY

[@twitching_bot574]

@@lucasdaweb95 (Everyone forgot the day)

[@lucasdaweb95]

@@twitching_bot574 march 31

[@aperson9576]

I had no idea who Jonii Vee or Mar Katoto was before this but now I want MORE of them. And the Editor's appearance is amazing . Also Jonii Vee's art is adorable.

[@maland2016]

Mar's been in a couple fandubs like Shadow The Hedgehog and Until Dawn, and Penny recently played Shadow (the actual game) but it has some changes added by Mar. He and Penny also did Sonic Unleashed and he's pretty much the source of a lot of the bits with Chip! In short, yeah, Mar funny :)

[@De_an]

22:14 Dylan thought he could hide from us.

[@onlyone8331]

I saw this comment then got scared at the idea of finding dylan pikmin in the pile of all those sonic characters

[@bulkypigeon]

Knowing that Penny also played wizard 101 and ALSO was pissed off by the lack of real jumping is oddly reaffirming

[@emminet]

Agreedddd

[@shadyfier898]

Truuue!

[@calliopeavery]

i love how this video is just 30 minutes of incomprehensible bits

[@tripled2096]

Theyre talking about "Dylan Pikmin" when theyre literally just describing louie, not even joking

[@rodrigofigueiredo8597]

I was gonna say, Louie is just that chaotic lmaooo

[@Justapikachu577]

Louie: the sequel

[@masquerabe6692]

@@Justapikachu577Touie

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

23:40 The 70% water joke cutting immediately to Salty playing Chaos had me dying

[@sagittariusrat4959]

I love the bit from 22:20 to 23:15 where they explain how weird it'd be if someone had beef with Blaze, and Jonii & Mar confront the comedically out-of-character Big about it

[@redfireddragon8584]

That moment where Shadow pissed on Eggman's wife and then both him and Big the cat sacrifice themselves in order to ensure Blaze the cat doesn't get to vote was my favourite

[@dioritegaming592]

agree

[@xxcanthinkofanamexx1688]

Bro spoilers dude, I haven’t gotten that far in the video yet.

[@_SSCJ]

Sonic movie 3 right?

[@HyperHexagoner]

PLEASE get a new joke

[@gordonwiley2006]

The energy of this video is like the part of a manic episode where it feels cool to move at a mile a minute. This crew has immaculate chemistry.

[@gnomegguy69]

Kid Salty was literally me, I DESPISED Avatar because it came on the Spongebob channel and it wasn't Spongebob

[@ht82smash]

Turns out that it was arguably better than SpongeBob 🤣🤣🤣

[@BobbinRobbin777]

Turns out modern Nickelodeon thinks kid you was right.

[@Dankboi68]

I hope you're a changed man today

[@meyadin5844]

@@BobbinRobbin777 no joke i was in a hotel room and i was surfing cable for the first time in a long while and i find out nicktoons just straight up became a spongebob channel, like it wasnt an event, it was a channel rebrand to just play spongebob

[@thunblot78]

It's the same reason Kid me hated anime and now I'm indifferent on it, kid me saw the Gara vs Brock fight in Naruto and was just like "This is weird and serious, why's this guy made of sand or something, I just wanna watch TV"

[@supplespecimen725]

To this day, my greatest claim to fame and proudest moment on the internet is 17:00, i was the guy in the comments that pointed it out B)

[@coyotix]

I love how Penny's outfit changes with every emotion

[@dreemurrZed]

15:49 i love that miku doesnt have a death sprite so it just looks like she got gibbed

[@SkyeWinters-yo5cc]

She just straight up explodes.

[@itaiko5498]

Dismantled into scrap 😔

[@Anarqism]

miku seven eleven ad

[@mossnb]

she fucking died :(

[@Mushie_lol]

14:53 that's just Louie. They just described Louie.

[@TorrentialStardust]

I love him he's horrible

[@Artificer_]

no, they described Dylan Pikmin!

[@ryancurtis5425]

15:01 BECAUSE DYLAN KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?!

[@troy3009]

Yeah he would definitely do that

[@glumbortango7182]

Very Dylan Behavior

[@athenabrown3117]

Was your grandma a pikmin?

[@thebiolibrary5572]

dylan desires to eat EVERYBODY'S grandma.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Yeah, so? He did to mine too. Get over it.

[@BrimBlam]

13:06 feels like an uppercut to the jaw imagining Maria saying that right to Black Doom's eye, like shes ready to throw a punch. She sounds so fucking mad.

[@chemicalhypnotist9216]

18:50 was the funniest lets play bit I've seen in years holy shit

[@Josuh]

I JUST made a comment about this same moment idk why it's so funny

[@chemicalhypnotist9216]

@@Josuh bc this video is just pure brainrot and I'm here for it

[@sylve_3]

thank you for using my weezer blue follower!!! this collab is great and I love ring racers :] eagerly awaiting the appearance of Dylan Pikmin in the next Pikmin he'll be a gamechanger

[@Saltydkdan]

Thank you so much for your contribution to the community, I use that follower all the time when I play!

[@sylve_3]

@@Saltydkdan no problem! I'm glad that other people enjoy it as much as I do ^^

[@ashley_bl2]

this game got shit on so badly but i fucking love it. its a kart racer with the depth of a fighting game it scratches the perfect itch

[@MimiksYou]

was it just the tutorial that made people drop off

[@maxenswlfr1877]

Problem is that it's a game for a very restricted audience. I don't like the single player because the CPUs are stupid agressive and the special challenges are way too hard but I can't really play it multiplayer because you need to have spent time with the game to play it even on a basic level. Unless you have multiple people who want to spend hours to learn a party racing game, you're not gonna have a good experience

[@Kingofweasles]

​@@maxenswlfr1877This is pretty much my feeling with the game. It looks gorgeous, the gameplay on the surface level is good, but the depth is kind of a turn-off to most people because the average Kart Racer player kind of wants to be beaten through RNG, rather than pure skill.

[@king_poyo64]

To the people who complained: skill issue

[@woshee_real]

The tutorial in 1.0 was a turn off for a lot of people but its 1.3, and a lot of stuff was changed that made the game way better. I used to play SRB2 Kart and this game may not click at first but when it clicks, it clicks!

[@Dominion69420]

A group of friends just riffing off hypotheticals and jokes and going insane from it is the funniest shit to me

[@toastwings9358]

the fact that all of your avatars are in such different artstyles really adds to the chaotic vibe of the video

[@MasterMygrane]

This video is 95% people talking and 5% people not even giving 1 crap about the gameplay, and it's just delightful.

[@user-xz4du3es5p]

I'm drawn to your credit card info the same way a fly is drawn to light.

[@Fax-Man1]

Moths are drawn to light, not flies, you stupid entomological philistine You're not worthy of his credit card information!

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Do you mean moths?

[@rainfox7983]

like moths to the fly

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@rainfox7983 like fly to moth the light

[@fetch7312]

this is kinda like that guy who eats pikmin like pikmin eat dew

[@FerPika27]

I don’t know why, but the entire conversation of “If I were in ___” has got to be one of my favorites, because it feels like something that you’ll have with either your cousins or friends at a restaurant

[@crpalstuck2966]

Rasendan was POPPING OFF WITH THE EDITING IN THIS VIDEO

[@ARandomGuyIDK]

I’m not even gonna try and deny it. The part with SpongeBob screaming “there’s a bomb strapped to my chest” had me in tears for five minutes straight. I haven’t seen that video in like four months, so seeing it again out of the blue completely threw me into a fit of laughter I haven’t had in a bit 😭😭😭

[@Yahtzeh]

Imagining Honey showing up and everybody's just cool with her as opposed to Blaze lmao

[@zekeram129]

Big is cool with it because he's somehow aware she's a crossover character and not normally a cat, and expresses this by saying "oh she's like, she's from another dimension y'know"

[@Yahtzeh]

@@zekeram129 that'd kinda ruin the joke tho lol

[@zekeram129]

@@Yahtzeh Nobody knows what he means though, so it just sounds like he's being hypocritical because blaze is from another dimension in a non-meta sense

[@LuperisNone]

5:47 As a kid who grew up with Mario Bros. DS and Mario 3D Land, I had no concept of death and as such was not psychologically impacted by Bowser's death. I merely assumed that I would return as a grumpy skeletor once I fell into the hot sauce.

[@Lucifersfursona]

New religion where ur skeletons just waiting offscreen

[@mossnb]

so true

[@NinjaPickle]

Salty, you can't just casually drop the greatest collab of all time on me like this, there's paperwork that needs to be involved, there's public newsletters that have to be sent out

[@personalizedEgg]

my cat says hi

[@Boi_7777]

Hello @mildlychaoticperson2570 ‘s cat

[@sugarcapart]

say hi to your cat for me

[@redfireddragon8584]

Hello @mildlychaoticperson2570 ‘s cat

[@Wrath74210]

Tell Your Cat I Said Hi

[@FlyingPenguin3000]

No your cat says meow hahahaha (this is a joke)

[@immoralboi3158]

"Water always comes out on top" The sun in about 5 billion years or so: *THERE'S JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM-*

[@inventordude0314]

water wins...for now....

[@cheesewizard3965]

The Uncle Grandpa bit where Blaze goes “I would like to get to know you,” and Uncle Grandpa goes “…no!” in a disgusted tone is so stupidly funny. It’s the way that he goes “no” that just makes it perfect.

[@veryy_berryy]

The editing on this video is premium! Super fun

[@veryy_berryy]

The Dylan Pikmin bit legitimately made me spit out my fucking drink and I had to spend like 3 minutes recovering from this disaster. Specifically the Arlo part. Holy shit

[@cocoabrowniebear]

25:00 imma be so fr i legitimately thought Penny said "THAT'S A QUEER'S ATTITUDE"

[@TheSSGCorrin]

5:41 Unironically, when I was younger and watched Bowser fall into the lava and re-emerge for a couple seconds as dry bowser, it genuinely gave me nightmares. Even when I went back to it a couple months ago I was like "Yeah, no, this shit was actually horrifying as a kid."

[@RegisteredFelon-ki8be]

Theres something comical about the thought of Buggs Bunny taking out a HUGE ass wooden hammer and then proceeds to flatten Fire lord into a pancake 💀

[@alchemistofsteel8099]

Isnt that just one piece

[@papayaturtles]

Genuinely might be one of my new favorite videos ever, like the conversations alone make it a 10 but the editing amplifies it so much SHOUT OUT TO THE EDITORS and all the people in the video, i couldnt stop laughing

[@urbanburrow9286]

I'm only 7 minutes in and I honestly haven't paid attention to the gameplay, listening to everyone's brain rotted chemistry is the best thing I've heard in a while Hopefully we can see some more of these in the future 😂😂

[@emiplayer8425]

Can’t believe Salty didn’t actually decide to make a credit card ARG… it would have been really funny sometimes

[@toastgoats7545]

26:11 Booboo's getting bad vibes from that cat? That's rich coming from the guy that LITERALLY killed yogi

[@RegitNevard]

#boobooisoverparty2

[@duncan9993]

That poster DID look dusty...😔

[@ShockHat734]

That ending scene... i beleive it made the 7 months of work worth it in the end. Beautiful.

[@vidogams]

I can't tell if the laughs I got from this are worth the braincells I lost from it. I don't have many of those to begin with.

[@terrioconnor3124]

5:10 The funny thing is Steven killing Spinel was actually how the movie was originally going to end, but it got scrapped. He did kill Jasper, though.

[@sophiebubbles07]

X is unironically one of my favourite horror antagonists. He’s just a massive egotistical entity taking the form of Sonic because he likes video games. That is seriously his character and it’s amazing.

[@deviousAesthete]

5:25 when i was a toddler my mom would say swiper no swiping to me because i would steal literally everything no matter what (i very rarely knowingly gave anything back). The most memorable instance of this is when I stole a frozen spinach alfredo pizza when I was like 2

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

But did you grow up to become a world renowned thief tho?

[@deviousAesthete]

@ im not grown up yet so possibly??? i am a huge fan of pirating and shoplifting though

[@szkraft220]

i watched this video when i was supposed to be quiet and i had to contain my abyssal cackling miku saying homestuck, "this isnt you", yogi adventure 2, i cannot take it anymore ok but fr this video has so many great bits its unreal, the constant swiching of wild crissovers is incredible

[@humdum_yt]

Big finding out his body is 70% water is his canon event.

[@turnipcrazy]

This video itches my ADHD brain, because it doesn't stay on one topic for more than 5-10 minutes. It loves some chaos

[@AnvilApricot]

Ive considered making an ARG for my friends that i set up for months, maybe a year or 2, based around me disappearing (like i just literally drop off the face of the earth, move to bumfuck middle of nowhere and build a new life) and if they ever want to see me again they have to solve the ARG but then i remember i dont have anywhere near the drive to write a single Fred Flintstone x Barney Rubble fanfic, let alone a whole ARG

[@ryancatgames4279]

But if you did, you'd totally write the fanfic first, right???

[@AnvilApricot]

​@@ryancatgames4279abso-fucking-lutely

[@AnvilApricot]

​@@ryancatgames4279 absolutely

[@sommeone]

Obsessed with Penny rapidly swapping outfits every time she talks XD

[@Rexdrinksredbull]

The bit about saying "this isn't you" when you're losing a fighting game is making me lose my mind

[@xyceliumthe]

I think I've watched this video like 10 times already, there's just so many earworms and wonderful segments that it always feel fresh everytime I watch it.

[@dylantheriault3481]

As a Dylan, I am terrified of Dylan Pikmin and I'll have nightmares for weeks

[@zoraiaero]

Lmao the fact you are what you eat so Dylan Pikmin not only eats Pikmins but also Dylans, this shit is too funny

[@tripled2096]

"DYLAN PIKMIN" IS REAL HIS NAME IS LOUIE

[@Dankboi68]

Extremely enjoyable video, i WILL be watching it again in a few months. The editor also did a marvelous job today, make sure you pay them FOUR EXTRA DOLLARS on MY behalf. Good day, saltguy.

[@THAT_ST0NE]

Mar is my spirit animal. He repeats jokes when they ignore them and hes a goofy little guy. Lol.

[@Moodyman4231]

This video wins FOR NOW.

[@hauntorthegiraffebiscuit]

Water is quaking and shivering on its floor.

[@woshee_real]

Who won?! Who's next?! You Decide!

[@donniemw]

20:11 “The same animal can’t occupy the same space at the same time.”

[@elijahray5194]

I love how bringing up Bugs Bunny rocking Fire Lord's shit brought up a whole bit of everyone saying "If I were [x] I would [y]"

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

23:52

[@YeetSpace]

I think it's a formative trans girl experience to have that avatar discussion w/ someone penny, Where they just absolutely don't understand that Aang wants to uphold his Airbending values in not killing Ozai, not to selfishly uphold his personal hang-ups with killing, but instead a demonstration to the dethroned Phoenix King that even after trying to eradicate them, it was the Air Nomad's culture of compassion that directly lead to him being COMPLETELY dismantled by Aang and demoralized in a way that he EXPLICITLY asks to just rather kill him. A fate worse than death in his eyes, and the perfect encapsulation of the culture the Air Nomads instilled in Aang, and the ways in which killing and violence to quell undue aggression can be separate things that do not tarnish being kind and considerate of ones actions weighing on their spirit, and that penance come through living in what has been sown, instead of being executed and removed from seeing recompense... or something along those lines yeah? i think the edible kicked in

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

the "sonic ate pizza steve" bit feels like it's holding me hostage and forcing me to laugh for my life every time i hear it

[@Kirbun]

17:16 That got me. Oh my gosh. Glad to see other people playing this game. Me and my friends played it at launch and it was getting blasted pretty hard.

[@TheInternetNomad]

“This isn’t you!” Might just become a thing for me when I’m losing any game in general honestly, and I feel like I’ll just start saying “go through a round” now too. Lotsa good phrases

[@ASilentKirby123]

This game might be the game you’ve ever played.

[@mariona.7763]

Salty, Penny, Mar, Jonii, and Big the Cat all being at the "Have You Heard About" table is sending me 😂😭

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav]

18:31 IVE BEEN WONDERING FOR MONTHS WHERE THAT SOUND CAME FROM THANK YOUU

[@meatman2203]

Which one?

[@genesisyugioh9405]

Salty finally found an editor willing to work with Dylan Pikmin

[@rollernkg68]

4:31 I bet Lily Orchard would say that

[@v.w..]

She probably would

[@juancosi3594]

This video has stolen numerous hours of my life and will continue to keep draining it. Thank you funny salt man!

[@roxygaming5968]

There's a weird beauty to "YEAH I LIKE TIFA AND THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE TIDE COMES IN AND THE TIDE GOES OUT."

[@rncstaton9]

Love that throughout this entire video they're making all these jokes and Salty is just DESTROYING them

[@Flygoniaks]

Hear me out, you could probably do the whole "ARG to get my card number" thing with a debit card, and put like $200 dollars into the account tied to the card so there's a meaningful prize. Glad to see that Ring Racers is getting some (relatively) mainstream exposure, it's a fantastic game even if it's not everyone's cup of tea!