Rouge the Bat says THINGS...

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[@Saltydkdan]

All of the world’s jokes are mine to repeat!!

[@pizzapwner]

Salty your comment somehow crashed my firefox how did you do this

[@theedgeofdeath220]

Nay!

[@aedynhorton-z9j]

15 likes in 15 minutes wow salty really fell off

[@nintendoexpansion]

@@pizzapwnerjewels

[@P4ndaGamesBrNoCeuTemPao]

Ayyo whats the song at the outro I gotta know lmaoo

[@AbsolBlogsPokemon]

This makes me realize how amazing it would be to see a YTP performed live

[@LunaLinkle]

Well… kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJW4l6lrgdqfiZYsi=Oi_C-RuD2RbSmQfe

[@Kalashimi]

But you just saw it...

[@samtinkle9076]

radicalfaith360 is a channel that makes nothing but YTPs performed live.

[@dawn-path]

K, I'll be the one to say it - woaaaaaaaa, absolblogs jumpscare!!! Woaaa.... woaaaaAAA!!

[@ttahadrianex]

this sounds impossible

[@Terensworth]

It's not even the line, it's the music that kills me. The fact that every time someone impersonates her, a sexy jazzy theme starts just... destroys me.

[@Captain_Bottles]

It’s not even a sexy jazzy theme, it’s her own sexy jazzy theme from SA2 called ‘Fly in the freedom’ - it goes so hard.

[@caliburnabsolute8517]

The music is truly what makes the bit

[@bry9t]

You know how radio static is sometimes heard when people speak, her static ambience is always jazz

[@ayrtonjoga]

@@Captain_Bottles There's also that loud sax song that plays everytime she is on screen in Sonic X

[@cartersparks7580]

The fact it cuts off just as abruptly is the part that kills me

[@ShadeTavish]

"All of the world's time is mine to keep" - Rouge the Bat as she grabs DIO's shoulder revealing she stopped time right before his time stop ran out

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

_"All the world is world..."_ 🌍

[@owerio]

"All of The World's time is mine to keep"

[@Goatman_Gamer]

"The game said my full name and address. Thinking this was just a glitch, I continued playing" describes every video game creepypasta ever.

[@swordlover3964]

all of the full name is mine to say

[@Juanpuangas]

⁠@swordlover3964 all the say are mine to world

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

All of the addresses are mine to dox

[@azuquirtle]

I love the fact that while Salty just sounds like "Salty doing an impression of Rouge", Claire's impression just IS Rouge, except she can't say any lines because she's laugh-sobbing the whole time

[@1MaxVader1]

Having not really heard the real Rouge’s voice, Salty’s voice is the correct one to me.

[@ToadBup]

This video was like playing Parappa the Rapper and spamming the notes in the wrong order

[@novameowww]

toadbup jumpscare

[@ZR3009]

That's pretty accurate Lol

[@clawcakes2]

anything goes, even CHINESE

[@nado1908]

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

[@skep2923]

cut- cut- cut the- cut- crack!

[@TheActualAnthonino]

They are literally laughing over a single line. A *single, innocuous line* of dialogue. _And they're infecting me to laugh too_

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

All of these lines are mine to keep

[@ColorInversion]

These of all mines are keep to lines

[@melpmaz7041]

All of the

[@comradepancakes956]

All

[@Def4ult_User]

Jewels... sls... wew...

[@StarkMaximum]

Salty can join Alfred and Penny in the hallowed halls of "can make a KZbin Poop entirely via voice".

[@HaplessNerd]

grey fruit as well

[@clawcakes2]

you better fuf and then you better rooouge cus if you dont rooouge youre nothing but a nothing and then the nothing becomes a nothing

[@sonosmith48]

@@HaplessNerd GRAYFRUIT MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@astronights]

@@HaplessNerd MY MAIN MAN GRAYFRUIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@squedlly]

If All of these creators (yes, grayfruit too) get one week together to be friends, which then culminates in one big live yt poop/ real time fandub, everyone will spontaneously combust with how funny it gets

[@thebigblox4297]

"all of the world's water is mine to keep" -nestle

[@MrSkerpentine]

“The world does not deserve the right to free gems”

[@SquidSushi123]

-mall

[@kushagratripathi7444]

Could Nestle be instrumental in finally securing a mall victory?

[@cosplayingchao]

Amy's Time Stop doesn't freeze _everything_ in place, it just locks your controls up, which you could argue is worse. She's basically stopping your muscles from working for 20 seconds while the rest of the world is still active around you. If you were put in the right position, Amy could set up your death very easily

[@collinbloo]

I'm.. scared of Amy now

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

So DIO would win then, he'd still be able to use his stand and therefore could use his time stop over Amy's

[@woobgamer5210]

@@pandagamer-hg5be but he'd also be unable to move if he time stops during Amy's freeze. which now isnt progressing cause time is stopped. He HAS to time stop before Amy.

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

@@woobgamer5210 which isn't a problem thanks to his vampire powers, not to mention that all he needs to do is summon The World before Amy's time stop

[@DJ4461]

While the rest of *w h a t* is still active?

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Wow Salty's Rouge impression is freaking accurate

[@M4ximumCheese]

Wow it's the SuperVirtualboyBros07!

[@nintendoexpansion]

👍

[@yaboipktendo]

All of the Rouge impressions are Salty's to keep

[@filipemartinho1753]

Rouge the Bat's Salty impressions are pretty good too

[@dumbassdiana9367]

I feel bad for you bro, editing this must’ve been a nightmare😭

[@Radar_of_the_Stars]

the fact that Salty, Chongo, and other online VAs can automatically YTP themselves will never cease to amaze me

[@filipemartinho1753]

This group was grown in a lab to create the next level of KZbinPoop: The KZbinShit​@@GreenBean470

[@CassiDS]

@@GreenBean470 "I love Minecraft with my best friend Alfraft!"

[@EnvelopingSuspensions]

You mean crease to amaze you

[@coyotix]

@@CassiDSIs it worrying that I've memorized that clip

[@prongles10]

all of the VAs are mine to YTP

[@thesneakymemedealer5071]

Fun fact about rouge: in SA2 she originally worked directly under the president and not GUN, meaning that not only did rouge likely inform the president of eggman’s plans to blow up a GUN base and HALF THE MOON but he APPROVED rouge going along with it for the sake of gathering intel.

[@Roy01729]

DONT ABBREVIATE SONIC ADVENTURE 2 PLEASE

[@EatAnOctorok]

@@Roy01729 The 2 gives all the context, mate. This is a new historical peak for overreacting.

[@hepatitisf7495]

@@Roy01729holy shit we got sexual assault 2 before gta 6

[@pacotaco8570]

All of the backs are mine to stab! -Rouge probably

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

​@@Roy01729SA the sequel

[@gxxthicflower]

1:50 me when i'm cleaning my windows

[@CrazyFanaticGamer]

☠️

[@redreploid1713]

😂

[@JUUJbilete]

I love da funny bat

[@litendermen]

This is a wild comment lol

[@keysmash_roa]

LMAOOOOOO

[@Water.Foul1]

"All your base is belong to me" -Rouge the Bat, 2024

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

All the base is mine to keep!

[@eskes0]

A-

[@sonzillamariocraft]

​@@eskes0 ...keep

[@eskes0]

@@sonzillamariocraft Base is

[@lorrainebrunner2490]

​@@eskes0 All the base is *-JEWELS* I am _JEWELS_ the base.

[@dasfirecat]

"All the RouguoR are SuS... Keep." ART, GOOD PEOPLE, IT'S FINE ART

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Imagine if Rouge had a second voiceline, that'd be crazy

[@TempestLM]

All of the lines are mine to have

[@pittagiiya]

She does. It's "Heh, I'm Rouge."

[@adissentingopinion848]

She's got the same situation Morshu has

[@JesusStuff2013]

"HEeeEeeH, I'm RoR."

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

All of the sanity is mine to lose

[@cookubanana]

7:53 "You need to to say whatever you were about to say now." "They should put the Stillborn MPreg... Hum...." "Nevermind.... I don't think you need to finish that sentence I think"

[@Sc3neNaegi]

0:59 now, I know that sounds bad...

[@TherealNobleTwo]

All the bad news is mine to k-

[@autobotCRSHR]

Shadow (as Starlord): Anyways, so I just started blasting!

[@Sc3neNaegi]

@@autobotCRSHR all of the laser blasts are mine to keep!

[@TherealNobleTwo]

@@Sc3neNaegi all the robberies of your laser blasters are mine to commit

[@Pumpkinbyte]

all the worlds know is mine to bad

[@fryguy9704]

Rouge Species: Bat Personalities: *J E W L E S*

[@its_unbearable]

Occupation: KEEP

[@Len-rx78]

Remind me of the demi-fiend smt 5 vengeance I'm not sure if it was a meme or if it was in the game but it just says chaos

[@lightsinadarkworld2013]

Birthday: All of the...

[@Talondrone]

Place of Birth: WORLD

[@BlobNoteOfficial]

and Water

[@crystallinegazer]

6:06 There's a mechanic in the game where if you avoid selecting a level for long enough, it gets mad and selects itself lmao

[@callmeconnor]

That is such a hilariously specific mechanic. I love it.

[@Klonki]

"Fuck it, i'm selecting myself"

[@Flapjacks-tm8cf]

That remindes me of in the classic sonic games if you stand still for too long sonic will get annoyed and give you a game over

[@crystallinegazer]

@@Flapjacks-tm8cf that only happens in sonic cd lol

[@Flapjacks-tm8cf]

Cool good to know i was wrong

[@ForestEvergreene]

Close enough. Welcome back 2010 YTPoop

[@ProfessorRokferbranes]

All

[@yaboipktendo]

KeeeK

[@meghanrodriguez2393]

suUs

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

my name is rouguou and my sus is world to keep

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

Reminds me of that one SaltyDkDan trolly problem YTP

[@zorantaylor3190]

1:28 And right there, all at once, it occurred to me that "Rouge The Bat" might have been a pun on Baton Rouge, an actual place in Louisiana, THIS ENTIRE TIME.

[@zorantaylor3190]

I'm conflicted now. I wouldn't willingly live without her iconic voice, because it's just so great, but on the other hand, IMAGINE IF SHE TALKED LIKE SHE WAS CREOLE FRENCH. "AHM GOINA KEEP AWLA LES JOOWEILS FOR MAHSEILF, Y'HEEAH?"

[@clawcakes2]

@@zorantaylor3190 i think she should just talk like this for one game with no explanation and it never happens again

[@Zyrdrakyll]

Rouge is a kind of lipstick

[@Flashbang__]

All of the puns are mine to keep.

[@saintsomnia8030]

I love how the phrase "stillborn mpreg bakadeku crying art" doesn't cover the fact that Deku has bunny ears for some reason

[@camwoodstock]

All of the rabbits are his to ears

[@trashhuman3977]

"All of these sins are mine to bare!" HAD ME WHEEZING

[@ThatOneMan830]

It buried me and held a funeral when I first saw it.

[@joshriley2936]

Same LMAO

[@luigipowdemo6458]

same, and I hate it.

[@HeilRay]

She does have really nice sins.

[@itsoverheadanime6562]

Yeah it had me reeling too🤣🤣. Jesus loves you no matter what tho and wishes you come to Him. He wants a relationship with you and wants to help you overcome ANYTHING that bothers or burdens you.

[@chrisneedsmentalhelp8579]

Oh so this is why Rouge’s not in Sonic 3, she had a stroke and died before filming

[@lightsinadarkworld2013]

And Amy stoped time for a little too long and lost the filming

[@zixserro1]

All of the FILMS are mine to STAR

[@very_much]

All of the strokes are mine to have

[@dragmire86]

She drank too many bottles of water and died of death 💀

[@ColorInversion]

No wonder that film was missing so many people in the trailer, Metal Sonic, Amy, Maria and Rouge all died filming because of Rouge

[@DW9427]

This has the same energy as those old YTPs where the characters would just say the same sentence crazily 5 times in a row really loudly.

[@nobafan7515]

And then just spam the same syllable for a few seconds.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

String Sauce String Sauce Striiiiiiiiiiing Sus Stits Sauas String String String String Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccceeeee

[@Skonris]

That's the OG YTP.

[@emminet]

sauce sauce sauce

[@nobafan7515]

@@emminet sadly I can only remember that's just generally what ytp's were like in the late 2000's.

[@elirayzor]

6:59 I love how the creepypasta somehow gets less threatening the longer it goes on Like it goes from the game DOXXING THE PLAYER, to just getting a spooky phone call, to the game just doing a weird thing

[@magnusm4]

Just imagine Rouge after doing anything. Being alone doing a diamond heist, she grabs it and just says "Yes, I'm Rouge!" to herself. Smacks her cart right into someone passing by saying "I'm Rouge" every time.

[@hiddenflare6169]

This is “HI IM DAISY!” All over again.

[@adius256]

Well she is a Bat..Woman.. and some versions of Batman are known to do that

[@messagerticv4795]

I think it’s impressive how well Salty can pull off cutting Rouges lines. We see it edited here, but he was able to deliver and adjust the joke well to not make it stale across the friendly gaming session. Truly a gem of a funny haha guy.

[@muffindestroyerr]

truly a **JEWEL

[@DevilArcanaXV]

All the world's funny guys are mine to haha

[@moosen135]

6:52 All of the- pasta- is mine to- creep.

[@venyeet5021]

Someone is getting a visit from Mario Mario very soon.

[@TherealNobleTwo]

All of the spaghetti is mine to keep-​@@venyeet5021

[@Jimjamuel]

All of the weirdo is mine to creep

[@pallaris3624]

6:05 I’ve seen it a couple times, apparently levels can get mad if they aren’t voted at all for long enough, to the point they can vote themselves. Funny stuff All of the creepypastas are mine to scare

[@miniboss000]

that's incredible

[@loserlw337]

All of the pastas are mine to creep

[@Augh13]

All of the

[@Ethan-FD-Fanboy]

So what you're telling me. is the level. got SO pissed off. that they didn't get chosen they choose themself...

[@my-name-is-welcome]

All of the Sonics are mine to EXE

[@andyblargextra]

Claire's laugh at 1:49 is so pure and awesome.

[@thatonecalebanimator]

Sounds like a clown honk

[@aljyay1466]

"The world-is Mine" -Miku the bat

[@TempestLM]

"THE WORLD-" Dio The Bat

[@Cinnaschticks]

"Mine-" Stingy the bat

[@collinbloo]

"All of the world is world"

[@kylebooface6359]

“The” -R/BatmanArkham

[@tailpig6417]

o w n

[@hsquidreviews]

'still-born mpreg bakudeku crying art' - its in my head now - it will never leave

[@splendidcowhoof]

The image wont leave my head now and i am in pain

[@mariopikaman1]

All of the thoughts are yours to keep

[@likeapro4242]

…honestly not the worst thing I’ve encountered online

[@glarnboudin4462]

And Izuku’s a rabbit/cat boy, remember

[@camwoodstock]

and all of it is yours to keep!

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

If I had a nickel for every time Salty talked about Sonic.EXE while playing Dr. Robotnik’s Ring Racers, all the world's nickels would be mine to keep.

[@muffindestroyerr]

reading that while looking at your pfp is amazing lol

[@NaveeSeal]

5:07 i was fully expecting Salty to say "All of the gods are mine to keep"

[@CreeFalcon-219]

5

[@GSPScorp]

*I think the part that wraps this all in a neat little bow is that not only is that not how she delivers the line in the original cutscene, but also Rouge’s theme wasn’t even playing during that line. It was Knuckles’s theme playing.*

[@onomstarr]

In his story. In Dark story mode it's hers

[@sheepythebott]

"My life like a movie!" Well, my life is like Sonic Adventure 2! "All of the swaws is mine to keep."

[@najadamu2724]

My life is like a video game Trying hard to beat the stage All the while I'm still collecting *JEWELS*

[@coolboyyo654]

well MY life is like a video game trying hard to beat the stage

[@Xenonia]

4:27 All of these sins are mine to bear LMAOOOOOOO

[@astragorgon3257]

Salty is pioneering Real time YTP

[@nintendoexpansion]

HOW IS HE REVERSING IN REAL-TIME

[@filipemartinho1753]

​@@nintendoexpansionCan you not do that? Cringe... That's like... reeeeeealy embarassing for you...

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

​@@nintendoexpansion his stand

[@uncreativename364]

The sister series to Snapcube’s Real-Time Fandub: Salty’s Real-Time YTP

[@Dialindenial]

didn’t jerma do this first with the small enemy spider bit

[@GlowUnderscore]

0:27 rouge when shes reeaally thirsty

[@leyulis8882]

Rain World lore

[@evanchismark3092]

Rouge when she starts working for nestle.

[@curetapwater5604]

I'd like to share my appreciation that, even though you just made the same joke over and over, it managed to be funnier than the constant boob jokes people usually make about her.

[@MorningDew_Art]

The music cutting in and out with the voices makes it 10 times funnier

[@Chillwave6]

yeah, the jazzy music is just part of her voice now

[@theranchmann]

0:17 water versus rouge... The age old question

[@skep2923]

Rouge easy.

[@DietermiGamzD125]

Water ALWAYS comes out on top.

[@paper8516]

Rouge can win temporarily

[@bradywalters]

Water wins for now.

[@Len-rx78]

Water always wins eventually

[@glowchip7386]

I loved when she said “It’s Rouging time” and she Rouged her bat all over the place

[@Centralsalad]

True

[@nintendoexpansion]

True

[@WatermelonGaming10]

Definitely a highlight

[@MasonCouch-t2c]

Whoaaaaaaa!

[@wowawesome745]

ewww

[@keyblademasterify]

4:26 ALL OF THESE SINS ARE MINE TO BARE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@darkri491]

The spontaneous bursts into Fly into Freedom really sold the Rouge bits. Tha thad me in tears.

[@SillyLittleGuyreal]

3:25 Rouge when she senses a jewel is nearby Edit: Thanks fo- NAH I AIN'T DOING THAT SHIT- Unrelated, do y'all fw chicken tenders?

[@Looona_fan]

It's like a sixth sense.

[@TherealNobleTwo]

All the sense is my keep my jewel

[@GavinArtster]

JEW-WWWWWWWW

[@yaboipktendo]

Salty somehow does a decent Rouge impression Makes my dingaling confused

[@Ghost-mk3wt]

Me to buddy

[@Saltydkdan]

What

[@thejackofnotrades3844]

​@@SaltydkdanWhat

[@Chillipeffer]

... what?

[@enasimp8440]

Salty rouge cosplay when

[@k1zm3t]

"all the world's X are mine to Y" has entered my vocabulary

[@zorantaylor3190]

2:20 ALL THE WORLD'S STARTING LINES ARE MINE TO RELUCTANTLY CROUCH AT

[@DevilArcanaXV]

OIm wheezing rn

[@PureZOOKS]

7:57 my fucking neck hurts from the tonal whiplash, jesus fucking christ

[@Thomakazi]

Well characters in fiction often speak so this makes sense

[@StafkiGTN]

But sometimes, they stop speaking and don't say anything??? Why no consistency???

[@Thomakazi]

@@StafkiGTN Well sometimes there is nothing to say.

[@StafkiGTN]

@@Thomakazi I. CAN'T. HANDLE THAT.

[@Thomakazi]

@@StafkiGTN Most people can. you are an exception.

[@ThatNoobKing]

​@@StafkiGTNAll the

[@Donut-Eater]

All the Louisiana are mine to keep -Baton Rouge

[@ReckTTVOfficial]

it appears Rouge the Bat is a 4KT affiliate 🥷🐍 no wonder her nickname is based from YB's block

[@digi284]

“Yeah so I went to go visit my friend-“ “All of the friend is mine to visit” …

[@boombox12]

this is the comment ever

[@thebabybeastone]

​@@boombox12 this comment is the ever

[@winterruby9357]

​​@@thebabybeastone ever is the comment this

[@justarandomguy4873]

​@@winterruby9357 all of this comment is ever to keep

[@winterruby9357]

@justarandomguy4873 all of the grammar is mine to misuse

[@doodlinfella6410]

0:45 SALTY, DONT ABBREVIATE SONIC ADVENTURE SALTY

[@invertebrado]

I love Sexual Assault 2, it's my favorite Sonic game! It's one of my favorite games, just second to CP! You know, Cyberpunk 2077

[@ChargeJN]

Sonic’s Super Art 2

[@User_Samicom]

@@ChargeJNSonic’s court adventure 2

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

5:45 You just made this game go from a "might play" to a "MUST play" with this information.

[@redpixel22]

5:45 “I’m about to squidward” for some reason broke me

[@wigglytby]

Press X to Squidward

[@AshZucchini8168]

2:34 well tbf, every speed character could do that in multiplayer, the thing that makes Amy’s so powerful is that it _isn’t_ a time stop; it actually just makes the other player’s controls stop working, meaning if they’re over a pit they’ll fall in

[@cameronballz6154]

Everyone respects Amy so much they willingly just do nothing when Amy asks

[@tinyclover3849]

i find the misconception funny, sonic and shadow are the ones that stop time, amy stops your controls also i believe she stops your controls for longer than sonic and shadow stop time, too.

[@AshZucchini8168]

@@tinyclover3849 oh right, I neglected to mention that Metal Sonic _can’t_ use ring abilities like time stop, can he? Also, don’t the treasure hunting characters have time stops too? So maybe Rouge _is_ winning the fight

[@tinyclover3849]

@AshZucchini8168 yeah metal sonic can shield against abilities instead, though he's still affected by time stops i think. Also i believe knuckles and rouge's stop attacks function the same way amy's does. I can just imagine amy uses it on Dio and he just falls over like a mannequin lmao

[@townnn-biz]

1:32 bro dk dan had her DYING 💀💀💀

[@bounceysteve]

dk dan?????

[@Anarqism]

dk dan had salty dying

[@Gamerboi0710]

SuS

[@barkthespark6076]

Sauce

[@muffindestroyerr]

all your dying are mine to keep

[@thealdoc]

5:33 I explodiated

[@NotLuke212]

:(

[@TamuTamuOnigiri]

This video is an instant classic. My brain already downloaded and installed it into my Vocal Stims Databank like a month ago, and I keep coming back. The first time I watched this I was wheezing the whole way through and had to pause so many times just to catch my breath, and it's still just as hysterical. Thank you! Also, DAYUM that Rouge impression is killer.

[@undyne1]

Only Salty can make me accidentally watch and stay for a real time improvised YTP video, and on top of it make me aware of a stillborn mpreg bakudeku image.

[@KokoroFrog]

This is what exposure to YTPs at a young age does to your humor

[@alpacarice2304]

I like how whoever’s doing the bit is the one breaking down the most in terms of sanity.

[@_mrjoce_6128]

3:58 THE COUGH

[@dangerlv5284]

"all of these sins are mine to bare" is CRAZYYYYY LMFAOOOO

[@soupandwoop]

5:15 not even a joke but the bird chirp made me lose it

[@barkthespark6076]

🐦

[@bounceysteve]

it sounded like the physical reaction to the game’s explodiation

[@ducksarecooi]

*Things?* I'm about to do things in a second.

[@pinokio9951]

🤨📸

[@ducksarecooi]

@@pinokio9951 😁

[@Cinnabun9]

All of the things are mine to do

[@Voncch]

All-

[@knucklepilled]

excuse me

[@CitrineGamer-1]

3:20 Rouge but she is addicted to vapes.

[@boombox12]

All of the JUULS are MINE to keep! (I hate this.)

[@BlueBerryPieCherry]

Lythero Rouge is that you? (No she smokes in that one, no vape)

[@DevilArcanaXV]

All of the juuls are mine to vape

[@Sandy-ik1ic]

"All of these sins are mine to bear" absolutely fucking killed me, holy shit

[@Veryepicrobloxian]

7:15 "All of the souls are mine to play with... _wouldn't you agree?_ "

[@extraonions]

Rouge : all of the creepypastas are mine to read

[@world9129]

8:43 " all of the low tier gods are mine to keep"

[@k-boi420]

You should give me all the world’s gems, NOW.

[@thelightningangel4959]

This is like...a bunch of drunk friends hanging out and laughing at literally anything...and I love it

[@caseyp5861]

5:29 Somebody call Brittney Blue Spheres because I found paradise.

[@collinbloo]

"All of the blue spheres are *mine* to keep!" - Brittney probably

[@narsesart6481]

the way Salty says "freaky" at 7:25 fucking killed me

[@SkyNinjaDelta]

3:00 Rouge wins for now.

[@anyderrosek5143]

Ah the classic debate, Rouge Vs Jewels, and as we know, Rouge wins for now

[@EliBoi298]

The secret 3rd party. Mall Water Rouge

[@asterismvela]

i love when you upload insane videos in the same vein as the garfeldi videos where its just a group of people making the same joke for twenty minutes straight LOL more of this plz

[@adamkampen]

I really like how that first SooS broke everyone, traditional YTP humour

[@funnyflushedguy]

I love the part when Rouge said "I'm rouge", like that was so hot

[@LazyLotus]

What really ties the joke together is how the music abruptly starts and stops. Had me wheezing 😂

[@absoluteidiot9316]

4:40 all of the world’s loud is mine to smoke.

[@heroldofvortos178]

'My name is Rouge the Bat. All the Pooh's Adventures in the world are mine to keep. (coughs) KNEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@sunnyd6519]

always remember, the best salty jokes, are the ones that start funny at first, stop being funny, but then get dragged out so long they start being funny again

[@psyduck_theterrible6457]

0:27 Rouge the Bat is CEO of Nestle

[@knucklepilled]

canon asf

[@highlyuntrainedprofessional]

"all-" really made me think about life, sometimes I think that I'm just worse than others because I generally struggle at most things I do more than I see others do, and that I don't really have any talents, not even any niche ones. but this quote helped me see that I was judging myself through the eyes of pure cynicism. when rewatching this I finally picked up that him saying "A" was actually him saying "you can never believe that you are enough if you refuse to even entertain the idea" and that was truly inspiring. edit: just noticed that at 5:25 when he says "tkee" it was actually the personification of the human at all different stages of life and it really showed how we will always wish for more and that whenever 1 problem ends another begins and that we should try the enjoy life in spit of our issues.

[@artyom2801]

2:09 Tea's ready.

[@GenericVideoGameNPC]

fun fact: dearrow, an extension where users can submit their own thumbnails and video titles, has given this video the title: "All of the Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers but just messing around with Rouge voice-acting is mine to keep"

[@goldenlightning8842]

All of the pastas are mine to creep 7:00

[@Drawceress]

I learnt two things from this video. One: Dr robotnik's ring racers looks really fun and I should play it. Two: All of the jewels are mine to keep.

[@Looona_fan]

Falling off a ledge mutiple times is called, "doing a squidward." It would be really cool if there was an iteration of Sonic where he became evil.

[@boombox12]

All of the “Dr. Robotnik’s Ring Racers” is MINE to keep!

[@DoctorDisasterDracula]

Damn Rouge love’s water? Time to update the Wiki

[@bloodywilliam3083]

Well I also heard she likes piss, so I guess it makes sense.

[@RainbowStains11]

I have come back to this video so many times, it makes me so happy while this world around us gets ground up in the garbage disposal

[@suntanncanon]

real!

[@FLYNN_TAGGART]

Mah BOI, this peace is what ALL true Rouge is to keep!

[@FelixBean-247]

ROUGHE THE BAT IS LIKE POTATOES AND GRAVY TO ME

[@thefourpointedstar4928]

"All the worlds Potatoes and Gravy Belongs to me!"

[@danielvakser9993]

Half Rouge, half Bat, all poutine.

[@DevilArcanaXV]

All of the potatoes are mine to eat

[@blueboygenesis1178]

My frontal lobe is disolving like styrofoam

[@JoltedAlive]

i enjoy that this video is titled as if Rouge says anything except for the same phrase over and over

[@rodentperson237]

I love the implication that there's a creepypasta happening but they're too unserious for it to matter

[@Jesmeir]

I appreciate how funny Claire finds this