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[@RareAirTwo4]

This is so true. I'm a former morbidly obese, depressed and suicidal 340 lb teenager, that lost over 160 lbs, and today I'm a ripped 175 lb young adult. The thing is people dont want to do the work necessary to look attractive and presentable. I lost my 160lbs in about 2 years, my secret you ask? There was no secret. Consistent cardio sessions between 30-60 minutes, weight lifting sessions, and most important being a calorie deficit for 2 years. Add 1-2 gallons of water a day, cut out all the sugar from your diet, and like magic, you will transform your body and mind, guaranteed.

[@lulyhead]

@@jacks910 dont eat like a hippo

[@JetskiSlumpt]

@@jacks910 deficit

[@KitchenPiece]

Based

[@MegaChickenPunch]

Nice

[@AxaFin]

This comment brings me memories from doing 40km walks to lose weight xd

[@allsmilesguy]

That lifting advice is hilariously spot on.

[@Profile.4]

It really isn't unless your were already insecure before lifting.

[@c_m00]

@@Profile.4 obviously the person donating for life advice is insecure, so it is pretty spot on. If you weren't insecure you wouldn't be asking him.

[@Profile.4]

@@c_m00 then the advice should be to become secure. Not spend three years lifting to bandaid your broken personality.

[@BaldLezB_In]

Lifting does nothing

[@piercepatag1158]

​@@Profile.4 i have no idea what that is in my perspective. Whats being secure?

[@CAL1MBO]

Just got my blood pressure below 180 thank you Sam

[@jussiesmollett176]

just became a 40 year old virgin. Thank you Sam!

[@arrux4822]

Welcome to severe beasts!

[@yezurbeats]

I'm a gay furry

[@mehrbhaman]

now is time to marry a virgin you deserve! 🧕

[@jussiesmollett176]

@@yezurbeats shalom!

[@gaelr.s7123]

It's over

[@swide2750]

Sam is so true, life is a process. lifting/walking helped me the most.

[@vexial12]

Dudes under 5'11 have left the chat

[@forloco6508]

you’re probably also like 6’5 so of course lifting helps in that scenario

[@samuelrichards5521]

​@@forloco6508lifting sucks if you're 6'5. Its way harder to put on muscle

[@Justpassingby204]

@@vexial12 I used to lift until Covid and I’m 5’9. I run now. Both are fulfilling and challenging in different ways. When a man works out it’s fulfilling for the mind, body, and soul plus the bonus of more attention from women who take a fit guy more seriously.

[@nanasenoah8139]

Everyone on the thread is wrong lol. Learn about nutrition, count your calories and lift weights. It really is that simple, height have nothing to do with it.

[@BLUEGENE13]

him thinking of it as a fresh start shows he might have a strong spirit. I hope he does.

[@eddiewiggles9398]

Especially at age 20, yeah. He has plenty of time and opportunities ahead^

[@tannerjohnson6705]

to the dudes out there in a rut, listen to this video and listen to it again, i was in a hardcore piece of shit phase for a while until about a month ago i decided i was fucking tired of it and i started working out everyday since and pushing myself and setting small little exercise goals along the way and i cant believe how much better and happier i feel just in this short amount of time, and i have my long term weight loss and strength goals and plans set for the future and i can honestly say for the first time in my life im looking forward to the future! you can do it man whoever made it this far in the comment, just get up off your ass, with love

[@bobhope626]

you're still a piece of shit ,that was just 1 month ago

[@oscart4983]

appreciate you

[@neunleben1358]

Yeah, Thanks!

[@forloco6508]

only works when you got viking blood, if you’re under 6’1 it’s still over

[@poopydoopy3313]

@@forloco6508 how tall are you

[@hottrash8970]

This is raw and meaningful advice

[@MrSh4des]

Get a puppy raise him into a really good dog. My pup cheers me up and is a good running buddy/conversation ice breaker.

[@yezurbeats]

I'd die for my dog, it's like having a wife but without complaining and with more sex

[@videorelaxant2780]

​@@yezurbeats hold up

[@Phoeberuthless]

@@yezurbeats uhh

[@Ayahuasca98]

@@yezurbeats🙃

[@Ken-no5ip]

The people treating you better because youre ripped is so true.

[@jessestrobel2]

Unfortun'tly.

[@Anonymous37529eight]

Lifting weights and exercising in general is good both for your physical and psychological health but life makes no sense if you don't have friends to do something fun or to feel normal like other people. Yeah you can be some time without friends but you can't go for much long without friends and having some little social life, even if it's just 1 friend that you see 1 time/month. No matter what you do to keep yourself distracted, hobbies or work, if you don't have friends to hang out and enjoy life, nothing will make any sense. Oh wow I have earned so much money... now what, traveling alone? Oh wow so fun, maybe the first couple of times that you do things alone are fun but not always.

[@rjg6139]

You only need one or a few genuine friends/family who accept you-even as a burden. The rest orbit your work and circumstance. Maintaining relationships with orbiters requires a transfer of value, without which you're perceived as a drain. Physical health boosts looks, social presence, confidence and sexual ability, so prioritising it adds immediate value to your shallow interactions. All of those things are essential to improving your life and those around you too. People who love you prefer you in shape and physically capable, not a fat liability.

[@JAKE-ng8yr]

​@@rjg6139 only few friends? We are talking about people that have 0 (zero) friends here boomer

[@JAKE-ng8yr]

​@Septic Neuron every philosopher considered good social life to be one of the most important things for good life

[@rjg6139]

@@JAKE-ng8yr I said at least one genuine friend is important you drooling ape.

[@Anonymous37529eight]

@Septic Neuron We need to have friends and social life, we are highly sociable beings, it's in our nature, you can't go against your own nature.

[@boomser911]

Video game player gives life advice

[@flameguy3416]

That Bill Burr bit was funny

[@calebh8944]

Sam's advice is pretty brutal sometimes but it's the ugly truth and some of the realest shit you'll ever hear

[@MMattikkie]

this is so true. this is what society approves of. Our family, teachers and disney lied to us, and we don't realize it till it too late and wanna mine craft ourselves.

[@jessestrobel2]

Better to withdraw from it than to play their kindergarten game of mAn HoLd DoOr OpEn, WoMaN sAy ThAnKoO. It's all fucked up by design - all living beings are made to be born, suffer, and die. Life's default state of experience is agony, so realizing this, one can either *try to* adhere to the natural model by putting in work to please it, or, people who are really fucked, find some job that doesn't require much social interaction and develop a tolerance to the pain of being alone / whatever hurts. Yeah, if you're almost 'all there' and then start working out, your life may improve 5-10%, but if you're someone with internal wires crossed, then unfortunately you're better off in the 'don't bother' bin. Finding a hobby, productive or not is paramount - once you realize you're made up of fucking bacteria and eukaryotic cells, and everyone you love / hate is as well, you realize just how meaningless and stupid your 'worrying about this and that' is. Play a game of Madlibs with yourself and write the most incoherent shit in each space, and ultimately that is about the degree of sense that anything in this world makes. Write a black metal masterpiece and never release it

[@YoYoDudeGuyMike]

looking to the Japanese for emotional advice is so funny

[@Poopticklingbandit]

I drink a handle of liquor everyday and can shoulder press 150 I am the machine

[@realjohnjones]

0:24 If you pay attention, Sam was speaking fluent japanese here

[@joeyfridays]

everything was terrible except the lifting advice lmao

[@fireandiron4181]

People judge you based on your physical appearance. You know why? Because it's your fitness level is something that can't be faked, can't be bought. How well you take care of your body is a direct representation of what kind of person you are.

[@bepisman7273]

Have you ever heard of steroids?

[@fireandiron4181]

@@bepisman7273 You know that steroids only increase the level of fitness you can attain, right? You still have to put in the work

[@bepisman7273]

@@fireandiron4181 Yes but you fake it. Someone who takes steroids works out 3 times a week, smokes, drinks alcohol, eats like garbage, has lame genetics gets better results than a guy who trains everyday does none of those things and has god-tier genetics.

[@fireandiron4181]

@@bepisman7273 But guess what? They’re gonna look like shit. They’re gonna have horrible body acne, unhealthy greasy looking skin, and develop serious health conditions because of their gear use. They’ll also lose most of their gains once they eventually cycle off.

[@bipolarexpress9827]

As if making money doesn’t require work.

[@samgoodman7009]

Unless your playing five nights at freddies security breach.

[@sardinhunt]

As a morbidly obese man I am enlightened by Sam’s insight, it never occurred to me that people like attractive people and I want social life so bad, you solved all I have been wondering forever. Sam is only ironically being that wise in reality he is a normal dude

[@carlpvnsem2875]

sometimes wisdom is the most obvious answer. hope you fix yourself buddy

[@MeczennikFitnessu]

Stop being lazy

[@420KUSHWIN]

Dude i was fat since childhood and in my mid 20s i was working out everyday, learned boxing and kenpo, and eating right.. iwas a 6'3" fat bearded slob who no one talked too plus i was a weeb.. Well, one day, the cute asian girl at the japanese bookstore who i saw for years didn't recognize me now, bulky arms, big shoulders, slim waistline, and my 2xl anime shirt with holes i always wore as a fat weeb.. and we struck a conversation about my favorite anime and got her number.. That hurt my feelings to the core, and im usually numb to insults, but some cute chick i had a major crush on found me attractive for the first time and actually found me interesting and funny..it was insulting.. i was finding myself jealous and envious at the man i saw in the mirror.. even though it took some serious hard work ,training and mental suffering. My felt self on the inside saw a guy who always took away girls from me.. it was a crazy mind fuck..

[@k-ondoomer]

The candyman giving us a piece of delicious sweet candy

[@spammcspam]

Sam is 100% correct. I halved my weight (378 to 196 pounds). It took 4 years of work but I'm there. The whole world treats you differently. Find a diet you can stick too, prep foods, establish a pattern and own it.

[@gandalfthewhite8075]

Sam is completely wrong about happiness. You can be happy about even small victories in life and usually when you're happy enough with small stuff the bigger victories are even better.

[@Demention94]

"Happiness should be tied to your goal completion vs your immediate surrounding." Best advice there because immediate pleasures aren't long term. But goals assure you you're working at something in the current moment. The future is always unpredictable so you just have to work hard.

[@punkins.wrld1127]

Man, you gotta find happiness from urself.

[@Cameron_Vaughn]

Male happiness comes from completing goals and meaningful tasks these “tasks or goals” have changed throughout human history but the primal programming has stayed true. Keep at it. Best of luck to you all.

[@jonvia]

Sam is a real one. We all love his funny stuff but wow can he turn that switch to Serious Town and basically talk about stuff that most ppl dont know about. I'll always be a fan of this nasty physical beast.

[@LordOfOlympus]

Getting jacked is a cheat code to living an easy life. Ever since I took the gym seriously, I've been essentially cruising.

[@jacks910]

K

[@mr.coolmug3181]

If you can be happy alone you'll never be unhappy. All social anxiety is rooted in expectations connected to yourself and others. You expect things to go bad in a social situation, and you've tied to that, unconsciously, an expectation that the situation should work to your favour, and you have to act to make it work. Both expectations cause your anxiety. Stop expecting things.

[@egangray5590]

One common thing i've noticed in all happy people is they move their bodies every week. Wether it's soccer with the boys or lifting or twice a week dance classes, they pretty every happy person i know does something active. It seems to be a fundamental human need for a good life.

[@Dob6660]

Write down things you need to get done the next day before you go to bed.

[@billygreggory7899]

I don't know why people listen to this as if its insightful in any way. Everyone understands fit people have it better. The problem is that working out is difficult and time consuming. Kind of hard to do that having two jobs just to get by.

[@nictibbetts]

Happiness is for women and children.

[@MrJoeawsome]

Word up

[@jonvia]

When you realize how the world really works, its the saddest and most depressing thing ever, but then realizing you create your surroundings and interactions with others, that it doesnt matter about the billions of other people that wanna be a dick to others. You can choose to be around that low energy. Its called a food industry job lol jk but fr. Deliver pizzas for a weekend and tell me the world isnt mad. I remember slinging pies when I lived in LA and that was so eye opening the way people treat others, both good and bad.

[@CameronKiesser]

For me growing a beard has helped. Like a real beard, not a patchy mess. Interactions are literally night and day. I'm not even fit! Everyone knows the stuff they need to work on. You don't have to be giga chad. Just have basic hygiene and be slim, dress sharp, have confidence, be unique, etc.

[@markus5237]

Heh, muscles? No thanks, I have the entire library of Marvel movie trivia in my noggin.

[@VioFax]

Happiness is a thing for babies and women. It's not for YOU.

[@balakaythesloth]

4:20 nice

[@boomser911]

None of those are starting a family. Keep chasing ghosts

[@yungpm]

it’s not the 1950s anymore. I don’t think the average person wants kids at 18 right now.

[@boomser911]

But they should. Give it 10 years, it'll be so common you won't believe. Decadence does this.

[@LEARSIKCIGAM]

happiness is a peak experience (wanting to be happy all the time is craaaazy) aim for satisfaction and peace of mind

[@felixcolon599]

Can I ask a question without a women can ypu be happy

[@TehGamerPro]

Awesome advice from a single guy pushing 40 with no woman, nearly no peers his age, no traditional career, who has taken test and barely lifted weights for 7 years now.. Fuck I love Sam to bits and he is one of the funniest comedians I've ever watched but if you take his advice you will end up like him.

[@MrEminem]

Didn't go into the office for a while due to injury. During that time I lost 15kg. It's fucking insane how much the women treat you differently. It has made me a lot more confident in socialising/group shite too Sam 100% right on that advice

[@Connor-ok2fo]

I’m 19 a good looking guy in good shape but am still not good at socializing have never had a gf

[@jacks910]

Ok bro

[@mightymoeish]

Man if you can find like-minded people to do something with, it makes everything better. If you're a fat guy at the gym, become gym buddy with another fat guy at the gym. If you're a college student and need to study, find a study group.

[@AnalogLanguage]

Unhappiness, self standards, and not being satisfied are the driving forces of progress and security. Learn to be content.

[@coomdoon]

Unhappiness is a sign. But yes, we need to function in times of unhappiness

[@SPACEDOUT19]

you need to think deep about it, and find something that can bring you some happiness. Something that you want to personally achieve, or something that you do to forget about the world for at least about an hour. no weed tho.

[@Rosspkc]

working out isnt even that hard it just takes the courage to do it. you literally only need like 20 mins a couple days a week and u will get in shape

[@Rosspkc]

you also have to eat not shit tho

[@grassmonkeyO5]

@@Rosspkc people need to stop eating fast food crap

[@BaldLezB_In]

@@grassmonkeyO5 chicken rice and broccoli right?

[@JoeyCrackization]

This is actually fucking gold.

[@artemypahomov]

Isn't that what Stoic philosophy is all about?

[@willtruth4487]

Girlfriend and friends.

[@christophershepherd1983]

I wasn't obese, but I've always been extremely skinny. Finally, I said enough was enough, started eating like a madman, started lifting like a madman - packed on 40LBS, you can see my chest through my shirt, it took 6 months and I wish I did it 10 years ago. Get strong, get muscular. The dedication it takes to build muscle will change every aspect of your life, and it's one of the most addicting changes you can make. I get treated differently everywhere I go, I've had women complement me in public on my appearance, I get hit on by baristas...people are just nicer. It's worth it - lift some weights.

[@christophershepherd1983]

@Verre Bois eat as much as I can whenever I'm hungry, and do a 800-1000 calorie protein shake in the morning and afternoon in between meals. Liquid is the only way if you're struggling.

[@christophershepherd1983]

@Verre Bois I have the same amount of time as anyone. I eat breakfast lunch and dinner, and then I also make a shake with breakfast, slowly sip that until lunch, then make another shake with lunch slowly sip that until dinner. This puts me at 3000-3500 calories per day. Get up earlier. I get up at 6, workout till 7, eat/prep breakfast till 8. It's a challenge. Nutrition is much harder than working out.

[@christophershepherd1983]

@Verre Bois 2 scoops of protein powder,2-3 servings of peanut butter, 10g creatine, one banana, 16-20oz of whole milk

[@christophershepherd1983]

@Verre Bois yep. I am pretty hungry without 3k calories. If you want to gain appetite, do a 'ruck march'. Carry some weights for a mile long jog, it'll kickstart the appetite.

[@Dob6660]

focus on ur mission

[@dr.ripper_]

just take a shower man

[@n0tett]

wait wuhhh??? sames buying a house? I thought the housing market was a scam and having good credit has no value????

[@gamerman7276]

Andrew Grubman real name Andrew Tate told me to not buy a house and to rent an apartment for my entire life.

[@lexchess6453]

@@gamerman7276 he said buy a house once you’re rich, so yeah I guess that’s true

[@gamerman7276]

@@lexchess6453 All of it's true

[@CivilizedWasteland]

Reddit

[@JackPorter]

buying a house is a truely shitty investment. he's just buying a house because he's rich and needs a place to stick all his stupid expensive super cars, how else do you think he's able to buy a house with his shit credit if he didn't have the cash, all rich people are in debt up to their teeth. credmaxx to the moon!

[@democratssuck1]

advice from a guy whos absolute worst life looks like him making 100k$ in some office his mom is the executive for etc. etc. happiness is a problem because most of us dont wnat to be slaves that mass produce junk so someone else can use it for an opportunity. plain and simple. no way to change that. you want to be happy? get money and or do what you want. and if you try? GOOD LUCK!LOL

[@luke2806]

putting it out there that hes trying to put out more content and fund a big video game, buys a $300k car among other expensive vehicles.

[@yungpm]

Mad cause you haven’t even seen 300k in your life.

[@Austin-sv6io]

​@@yungpm broke bitch never got CASH STAR.

[@WyattEmge]

I'm likable and can sell but I literally have one friend who lives hundreds of miles away and then my wife and kid. You just need to be social enough to make a living tbh

[@yezurbeats]

Agreed, anything else is surplus

[@SaturnReturns]

Such a great take honestly. Ive been weight training since 15. Never was social. Became a mailman at 21 and my social skills are just night and day now. Can talk with anyone. But nonetheless being muscular is a massive kickstarter to people respecting you. Great advice. Now I'm married with a daughter at 23. Life is good.

[@ninenemench9403]

Are you handsome and are you average height/tall?

[@ess3504]

She's sucking chads coke right now bro

[@yezurbeats]

@@ninenemench9403 Here come the insecure sad blackpillers talking about hunter eyes, facial genetics and being 5"6. It's not that it doesn't affect your life but that worrying about unchangeable things is such a low IQ self-destructive waste of time that every intelligent man over 25 knows.

[@ninenemench9403]

@@yezurbeats You know it’s true.

[@dullknifefactory]

🙄😒

[@xandercrews4729]

I have a 6 pack and I’m bad at socializing, but I’m also on the Spectrum

[@dontfeelcold]

Happiness is for women and children. Contentment is for men.

[@Gabe-nh4bn]

Sam's weight one made me luagh it is true, if you get fit people start to treat you more nice as before they wouldn't wanna talk to you

[@zackkorth2410]

Start something hard and overwhelming, keep at it and complete it and you'll be happy for a few minutes.

[@chilee8809]

hes speaking the truth. i i once got so upset that a girl turned me down and literally im embarassed to say this but i watched an anime called masamunes revenge an anime about a guy gettign rejected for being fat so he lost weight and wanted revenge on the girl that turned her down(i used to watch anime now im sobber and dont even watch anything anymore) i watched my calories and went to the gym. few months afterwards women literally i meet on the street wanted my number. iwas so shy because it never happend to me before but the feeling was amazing i politely declined. they said they know i was shy so they left it on a piece of paper that i can get if i wanted to. the other starngers was staring a hole in me if i was gonna pick it up so i didnt out of embarassment. point being i felt something ive never felt before i got more confident and people started to like me more for no particular reason even tho i dont speak much unless im spoken too. i also feel alot better since i dont gasp for air every 5 seconds. its amazing how my few hours of sacrifice daily and being disciplined with my food( tho im kinda sad about not being able to eat as much as i want to) changed my life. people say working out doesnt cure or at least help in depression has never tried it before. its hard to explain unless youve never tried it. i recommend everyone to take this advice from sam its life changing and it does increase your confidence too. i never got back or tried revenge on the girl who said no to me though. i just got over her and im currently living ahappy life with my girlfriend thats been living wiht me for over 3 years.

[@DL-vx2ef]

Who’s Sam Hyde lol

[@tesco632]

Always look on the bright side of life

[@jackmiddleton2080]

Good advice about losing weight. It is a sad reality that were all so superficial, but a reality none the less. A woman can literally do anything she wants for free if she just achieves "good looking". A man is not a woman but it still works on some sort of fractional level the same way.

[@Wankle.]

This was art

[@hcscofield2601]

Ethan kleenex

[@trvnq]

3:07

[@LosingandMakingExcuses]

@4:20

[@tru2thastyle]

I'm in my Late 20's and just now excepting this...

[@Sh0n0]

Im in my 50 and im still a vergin

[@RugMann]

​@@Sh0n0prostitution exists for a reason

[@cowboyjoker]

First

[@divafever9754]

First is a comment for children and women

[@dsprocks]

I get so much more respect from people as a short cut hair short tight facial hair man as I ever did with a grizzly man beard and long hair. Being tall also helps and wearing nice clothes as in clean clothes that look well together when worn as an outfit.

[@patrickmcguire9671]

Lol

[@__-bz7wh]

Hahhahahaa

[@yungpm]

I’m tall with long hair and dress like a cyber wigger and I’m gonna fuck your wife when you’re 35

[@thomasdupont7186]

I truly LOVE how these guys are asking questions about 1- girls or 2- Success or 3 happyness. Things that guy clearly doesn't have (Sam didn't have success in his field so far, and the click is ticking). They truly deserves their nickname the "lost boys" ^^

[@SmellerTheFirst]

Meds

[@dringled7046]

As someone who's had undiagnosed ADHD for most of my life this hits hard. My life up until diagnosis was just constant seeking of Dopamine. ADHD means you go for immediate reward over long term goals every time. The future was kinda non-existent in my mind. Now I'm medicated and holy shit... Getting things done actually feels good? Mundane tasks are just, easy to do? Now that I actually have the proper amount of dopamine, I don't have to seek it all the time. It used to rule my life

[@a-a-rom]

what'd they put you on that helped?

[@dringled7046]

@@a-a-rom Vyvanse... changed my life

[@katielowen]

Big Andrew Tate philosophy vibes in this one🥰

[@democratssuck1]

how do you lift weights when you grind in a factory swing shift 3rd shift night shift 12 hours

[@MDE_never_dies]

You pick them up and lift them

[@Strevehn]

Weights don't even have to be weights, it can be your own body. Muscles won't care.

[@americanakimura4813]

Stimulants mate. Energy drinks, coffee, tea, whatever. Pop one right as your shift ends and you'll be able to get some exercise in, sure it's not 100% healthy but it's way healthier than being sedantary. Also since you're working a lot, don't work too hard in the gym. You're probably not getting a full 8 hours of sleep so your recovery won't be very good. Strain, but don't strain too hard.

[@yungpm]

Well maybe quit your factory job where you won’t get sucked into a crazy Chinese machine and then have the security footage on some gore website.

[@democratssuck1]

@@yungpm hahahah ya ill quit and be a homeless person so i can be that ripped homeless guy who builds muscle with trash bags and used kitty litter taped up inside boxes good one ill get my 2 minutes of fame on some hipster liberal site and maybe an interview by a democrat libtoid whos elite 1% technocrat and rich. he will give me a sandwich and 100$ and expect a thankyou as he makes 10k$ off my video great joke

[@thebigballofdeath6066]

I appreciate how blunt he is here lol

[@Blowhard]

Saying "happiness will come when I achieve X" is like threatening your emotions. Do as you're told! And when! You are always looking in the sky, waiting for a specific cloud to show up that you saw 5 years ago. The real reason you do things has nothing to do with happiness- it is just compulsion, like the compulsion to stay alive.

[@djdoggynutellanutsack6766]

"just lift bro"

[@SuperWeedPower]

Life is an experience, thats it, just live it bro. Saw this on some tiktok idk might help

[@thatcrazyass]

😂😂😂