Sam Hyde's CRUSADE against DOCTORS

[@nickpavia9021]

I remember I saw a fat nurse when I was a small child, and I was wondering why she was allowed to be a nurse if she was fat.

[@cnut7383]

Purest most truthful thoughts of a child

[@DuncanL7979]

Loll 😂 it should be like the army with fat limits

[@sonice9020]

"ad hominem"

[@icespeaker81]

Why are football coaches allowed tk be fat? Because America is fat and disgusting.

[@santonio.holmes]

Children see the truth

[@EricTheCleric93]

Imagine all the doctors that wouldn't let couples and families see their dying loved ones, then went home and jacked off like nothing happened.

[@m.infernal]

You kind of have to be an unempathetic piece of shxt to be a doctor.

[@Rrrakanishu]

Damn it's fucked up to think about but funny lmao

[@stevegoldstein3402]

ALL in the name of science my man

[@Montross4440]

Dayum

[@truck3696]

Many such cases!

[@XDWX]

Nurses and doctors have been shown to have an extreme high rate of sociopathic and narcissistic disorders.

[@blackpillfitness9136]

Nurses? Thats odd. Doctors being narcissists totally makes sense though.

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

@@blackpillfitness9136hero complex or whatever its called im guessing

[@imperialwatch1966]

@@blackpillfitness9136 Have you seen all of the self-aggrandizing tiktoks and videos that nurses have been making? The stupid dances in the middle of shifts, recording self-centered videos after losing patients, and talking down to people that question them? They're continually trying to milk the overnight reverence that people now have for them since the pandemic.

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

doctors yes but where did you get the nurses thing from? who showed that?

[@andyc27]

I think firefighters have the same retardation and it's hereditary for them

[@glovesforsocks4603]

"you cant get arrested for yelling "fuck you bitch" out of a car" -- sam hyde I will never forget that

[@themodfather9382]

Been doing it since I got my license in 2014

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Lìberty and the men who died on that day

[@glovesforsocks4603]

@qwerty37381 canada seems really bad

[@Shotty262]

A doctor saying “I hope I never have to see you again” is one of the nicest things they can say to you.

[@ChillAssTurtle]

'Mind explodes'

[@jiggyjongles]

Zzzzzz

[@samoliver9132]

That’s what my school principal would say when I got in trouble when I was younger

[@ThunderChunky101]

They doctors, not police. If they never have to se you again it's because you're dead, not cured.

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Libèrty and the men who died on that day

[@Garblegox]

idk if Sam has read this book yet, but he'd love it. It's called. "How Doctors Think" and it's full of INFURIATING little tidbits. Like the fact that most of the time, if a doctor doesn't know what your problem is _they sincerely get pissed off at you._ If things don't get better, they act in punitive or reckless ways. They're as responsible as the average coffee barista.

[@X8X8X6X4X]

Most disease is caused by parasites and they completely refute that

[@mfdoopy]

cause they are a human just like the average barista thats why i use chat GPT to solve an medical issue i encounter

[@BilalBilal-xc5mc]

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[@BSODBSODBSOD]

​@@BilalBilal-xc5mcsquad

[@nervesinapattern7261]

When the doctor is overvalued they Will develop a god complex and view patients as lower than swine. This god complex is probably so much worse now given the past few years of covld with people hailing them as hero’s.

[@Talpiot8200]

Medical malpractice is the 3rd leading cause of death in the US and people have the audacity to demand respect for them

[@Cobbido]

The stats are deflated as well, real death figures are much higher, especially now post pandemic

[@gLitCheRR44]

and that's just what causes death...

[@FuckMyParents-420]

(HECKIN' SNOPES FACT CHECK) Here's why Medical malpractice is NOT the 3rd leading cause of death in the US

[@2toothsome]

where did you get that info from? I found "accidents" pretty high up but it doesn't specify, but I would assume malpractice is included in it

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

@@2toothsomeit’s a bullshit stat

[@CaptCutler]

You'd be hardpressed to find anyone more insufferable than a nurse. Doctors are a very close second, tied with teachers.

[@CC-rk8oc]

Every nurse I know is an uncontrollable whore who sleeps with a different guys every weekend.

[@imageword5576]

nurses and teachers are what, 50% of all women?

[@spinningstuff74]

Yup​@@imageword5576

[@cagneybillingsley2165]

if we're serious about doctors, they're really not that much more intelligent than a car mechanic. their pay and prestige are completely based on the fact that they deal with life and death issues

[@ThunderChunky101]

Agreed.

[@lithiumbizkit]

My mom had neck issues and two separate surgeons told her she needed to have neck surgery. She held off and stuck with the physical therapy and the problem corrected itself. Doctors want to bill, surgeons want to do surgery.

[@Wetknees]

A bill and a fat check from the obvious sponsor

[@billballinger5622]

Surgery should be a LAST resort and only for major issues. Cutting into the body and removing/repairing/or replacing things is a big deal. It's shocking how often its recommended when other means are available

[@jigglypuff3311]

When all you have is a scalpel, everything looks like a foreskin

[@Dan-gs3kg]

This is true of things like hearniated disks, and nonspecific uncomplicated lower back pain. See Dr Paul Mason's presentations on the matter.

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Libeřty and the men who died on that day

[@TheWartH0g]

As a med student, I assure you that it's not going to get better for a long time. The majority of medical practitioners are not smart, and even less are good at problem solving or communicating. A great doctor can make your life so much better and easier, but most aren't worth your time. The best way I've found quality doctors is through local Churches and my current GP is a real one.

[@CAL1MBO]

Why don't they prioritise communication skills in the job interview? Or are they all so incapable?

[@Meowmed1]

​@CAL1MBO because interpersonal skills can be faked and the wrong people slip through the cracks

[@1whospeaks]

Yep, my only good doctors are the ones that explain to me exactly what they're thinking without me asking. Right down to their process, history taking, and differentials.

[@Wetknees]

“ the majority of practitioners aren’t smart” So you’re telling me there’s a chance?😂

[@offensivearch]

@@CAL1MBO Intelligence is the more important factor here. Intelligence factors into both communication and actually being able to understand the human body and ailments. Problem is doctors these days, outside of things like ER care, are often dumb as hell.

[@365havenotime]

Shoutout to all my unvaxxed brothers out there.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Bbbbbbbuh-based! We out here purebloods!

[@budget-88]

Purebloods

[@FlutterSwag]

💪💪💪

[@mkultra2456]

FUCK YEAH

[@ArgonNoble]

WAGMI

[@AhGeezDood.]

Infuriating hearing Nick mention his daughter being given a shot right after being born just for being loud. Doctors are just like cops. TDD. ADAB.

[@violetblythe6912]

Yeah that’s fking insane. Hospital staff are literal sociopaths. They get worked like slaves and see the worst shit 24/7 so they have no sympathy for anyone and even start actively harming people if it makes their lives easier. Hospital management is a fking disgrace in this country.

[@dopethronee.w.7774]

They are all too similar

[@neonmoon9205]

hard having kids nowadays. nurses are very hostile and prepared to just inject ur child. gotta be on them like a hawk.

[@KurtRussellsEyePatch]

Same thing happened to me. Just ripped some "vitamin K" straight into my sweet girls foot within in her first 15 minutes of life.

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Liběrty and the men who died on that day

[@THESLlCK]

>went to doc for look at knee >bring detailed desc and written records of issue >wait 30 mins for appointment >already know what issue is from own research BUT IM NO DOCTOR >he comes in, asks questions, looks at written stuff, looks at med history >20m later, "idk lamao" >wat >"go see fren specialist who pays me to refer him" wat problem tho? >"go find out :)" >500 bucks insurance+copay doc makes 500 in not even an hour to tell me go somewhere else ok

[@kudjo24]

I have literally never followed a specialist push by my GP ever lol, I always piss them off and go google my own that I like. Shit later in life I just started skipping the doctor unless the specialist absolutely required the doctor to send me there, they also hate it when they are an afterthought.

[@Ryokohbi]

The fact I can extrapolate more from this than an actual medical study worries me. Alas, we move!

[@themodfather9382]

you idiots keep saying "doctors" but dont realise you're just talking about USA doctors, lmao

[@typingwhilepoopingLOL]

This happened to me with a urologist. "Hey doc, what's this concerning lump on my testicle?" "uhh idk lawlz"

[@THESLlCK]

@@Ryokohbi well I’m a good writer.

[@calebamore]

I have a lot of respect for doctors and there are truly amazing ones out there, but I just went to two different SPECIALIST doctors and they both told me that there was nothing wrong with me even though I told them what my hypothesis was. They disagreed. Got an imaging test. I was right. They were both wrong. I have no medical training at all.

[@kudjo24]

That's because doctors are not taught any critical thinking skills like normies think House MD is, they are taught a very linear set of reactions to patients problems walking in off the street, which then allows health providers to push a product to sell on the patient. If they were allowed to waste time and investigate everyones health problems like Sherlock Holmes which they should be doing, insurance companies and their pharma pals would not be getting a big enough revenue stream.

[@jackholloway1]

Got told I had health anxiety by a doctor when I brought up the heart condition I thought I had, he wouldn't even get me tested for it. Guess which of us was right?

[@Saint-su2se]

What kind of heart conditon was it?@@jackholloway1

[@jackholloway1]

@@Saint-su2se POTS (Postural Orthostatic Tavhycardia Syndrome)

[@Superabound2]

Google literally works better than a doctor. And Google fucking sucks

[@DookieJuice1111]

Damn, so nurses can inject your newborn just to shut it up without your permission? Wow. I'd go insane.

[@NotJosephMuscat]

I am so proud of this channel giving an African American man a platform to speak on.

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Líberty and the men who died on that day

[@mkultra2456]

@@budget-88 Also 9/11 was a national tragedy.

[@PepsiFuture]

I knew I could find a comment about black people in a Sam Hyde comment section completely unrelated to the topic

[@kylebroussard5952]

I was once playing poker at a table with this guy talking about Ozempic. He kept saying how much money he made writing prescriptions. *I asked him "don't you think it's a conflict of interest to get paid to prescribe something? Like wouldn't you be more inclined to prescribe it knowing you make money?"* Not only did he freak out on me, but the entire table started yelling at me "HE'S A DOCTOR, OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING" This country is mentally ill beyond repair. Matrix is so real. Agent Smith just takes over every time you ask a real question.

[@DuderofDudeness]

Holy shyt 😂

[@patrickl5290]

Nah man, a lot of people are legit just afraid of looking dumb, even if they intuitively know you’re correct. You implied he is immoral, obviously he’s gonna be offended

[@lebulle4544]

i think it's VERY likely that you said this in a very autistic and offensive way and that's why no one took your side

[@kylebroussard5952]

@lebulle4544 honestly that's fair, I'd be lying if I said this didn't happen more than once. Sometimes I just lack a filter and that's definitely on me. That being said, it's a fair question, and objectively true. Probably wouldn't ask it if I didn't think I could beat the guy in a fight 🤣

[@The-real-God69]

@@lebulle4544as he should have. Your comment is so fkn stupid.

[@Iyrebird]

My doctor told me to stop wearing diapers... I won't ever let a doctor get in the way of us, Samuel. Diaper me up.

[@thehoerscorral8565]

I absolutely love how if you go outside any hospital where they tell you all these things you HAVE to do to stay healthy, there will be a spot (or spots) where every single nurse that has ever or will ever work there goes and smokes just at the edge of the premises, there'll be thousands of cig butts all in this disgusting corner or behind a bus stop or whatever. Truly practicing what they preach.

[@DuncanL7979]

Guy I went to hs with was a great athlete. He ended up becoming a doctor and I was very shocked to see that now he is fatter and visibly less healthy than I am.... Wtf

[@Garblegox]

If you spoke to those nurses, they'd say their terrible health is a byproduct of being overworked and burnt out. But when you come in, with an overworked and burnt-out body, they assume you're a science-denying luddite. That you don't take care of your body because you're stupid and immoral, so they assume. If doctors wanted to help people, they'd be handing out notes that say "this patient is incapable of working 2 clopens in one week." or something. My body is falling apart because my _boss_ is stupid and immoral. To me, it's a question of homelessness-related health problems, versus burnout-related problems.

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

​@@DuncanL7979stressful job. Doesn't pay for nothing.

[@icespeaker81]

I worked as a nurse. Shit pay shit hours, I picked up smoking. Yummy tasty ciggy

[@sp123]

​@@iwannabethekid34xcno more running and jumping cuz that doesn't pay the bills

[@pearz420]

The history of medicine is a long thin line between butchery and trial & error. At least leeches were cheap. The cost of modern medicine far outweighs the individual benefit, but if we aren't indoctrinated otherwise, their lavish lifestyle and inflated social status is fucking over.

[@offensivearch]

Their inflated social status is the worst part. So many idiots go into medicine that don't belong there.

[@Dan-gs3kg]

This was generally confirmed by that Cochrane Study of the benefits of medical treatments. ~95% had no benefits, but found that research on the risks was lacking.

[@Dan-gs3kg]

@@offensivearch state licensure is literally elitism. You see in other comments that the average person has a lot more medical curiosity, insight, and knowledge than the papered doctors. Through the 1930's iirc, lodge doctors were made illegal. But, why? Vastly cheaper services (they were crowd funded, by many people, and the average cost was about 100$/yr nowadays), faster services, more personalised care (actual evidence based care), and while they had massive issues getting access to medical tech, and medical labs, that is not an issue today. Their sin was that they were making the gov't doctors go broke.

[@neonmoon9205]

its tough cos sometimes u need to get checked by a doc for diagnoses but at the same time cannot trust them at all

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Liběrty and the men who died on that day

[@Esotericism72]

I believe nurse's also have the highest infidelity rate among professions. And doctors in general most of the time tend to be much more psychopathic than the general population. The whole medical system in the world is a racket.

[@blackpillfitness9136]

Best thing you can do is switch to a meat based diet with no vegetable oils and very little if any grains.

[@JB-qt3wo]

Doctors have rarely helped me. Dentists are useful. I’ve done most of my medical care myself.

[@Qrt45]

@@JB-qt3wo dentists and surgeons are the only medical professionals with real skill. Doctors just give you some drugs and say “let’s see what happens lmfao”

[@bensheard3969]

​@@JB-qt3wobecoming an adult is learning just because they have lollipops doesnt mean they are your friend

[@bensheard3969]

I think tv shows get it right that nurses and doctors are just fucking each other constantly on long shifts

[@JLG629]

I've been wronged by doctors, but perhaps one of the worst was being cirumcised (genitally mutilated) as a newborn infant. And my boomer parents would make fun of me for crying for 2 weeks straight after being born, when they mutilated me. and they compare me to how my sister never cried. I guess it never occured to them she wasn't genitally mutilated as a helpless infant. And then society gaslights men into thinking circumcision (actual mutilation for no reason) is good and "healthier" or "better." Let me remind you they don't do this in any other developed nation in the world, and recognize that it's wrong.

[@katanaman444]

Yeah circumcision is fucking wack, imagine thinking a part of the reproductive system is superfluous and removing it at birth as a matter of course. The idea that the female equivalent is worse (basically true but irrelevant) is used to deflect away from the barbarism of it, which is also sick. Thank god my mom's more of a naturalist type and didn't have it done to me

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

What’re you gonna do to that doctor after you belt your parents later when they’re nice and geriatric and helpless?

[@thejhonnie]

😂😂😂

[@themngreensteve3454]

Dick cheese fed post

[@George-nv1ri]

​@@roarbertbearatheon8565hey ma OH LOOK YOU CRIED

[@victora1442]

Nurses killed my cousin by drug poisoning while she was hospitalized.

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

It was probably mossad undercover as a nurse tbh

[@SaintJames14]

Why are they still alive?

[@ILoveTheseGoobers]

Those nurses have names and addresses

[@Courier_Seven]

Pay them a visit and remind them who their real gods are.

[@nurpiet]

@@SaintJames14 op didn't say they were still alive

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

What medical staff put my uncle through (he had stage 4 colon cancer that had metastasized everywhere when it was discovered) was nothing short of evil. They took advantage of his fear of death to sell him experimental treatments that gave his final months the most excruciating pain that he had to endure in his lifetime. He didnt live longer and suffered endlessly until 4 days before his death when he was in a coma... thats when the doctors finally told us there was nothing they could do because we as a family decided to tell them to back off when they kept pushing to do more chemo and experimental treatments..... Finding an honest good doctor is 1 in a million.

[@bensheard3969]

It's sickening hearing this knowing if he just got pain meds and was sent home to spend the rest of his days with his family he would have had a much better end of life. I'm sure they used him to develop more life changing medicine 🙄

[@bennygohome4576]

Exact same thing happened to my grandpa. I will never trust doctors ever

[@nurpiet]

yeah i'm sure he would've had a grand old time if he didn't try the treatment you r****d

[@HS-hx8ti]

Problem with doctors is that they're strongly discouraged to actually think for themselves. If they follow "standard practices" and gives you a treatment that literally kills you, they are blameless. If they diverge slightly from this standard practice and someone is slightly dissatisfied and complains, that's the end of his medical career.

[@omgods1]

This is because of liability issues/malpractice lawsuits. It's safer for them to follow protocol

[@bensheard3969]

​@@omgods1it's safer because we have made the system that way not because it actually works

[@bensheard3969]

We as a nation prioritize compliance over competence. They would rather someone die than rock the boat and create any kind of distrust of the system

[@gunt-her]

@@omgods1 Yes, but even if you ask if you can sign some kind of waiver, no, can't be done. Waivers only apply to "standard practice".

[@spencerbuck1074]

The daughter getting a shot in the foot would have made me go chimp mode in the reception room

[@williamhornabrook8081]

I have asked nurses to aspirate injections in the past. They sort of roll their eyes at me and tell me the risk is super low, which it is, but they will just do it for me without a fuss. Sam's experience where he asked to aspirate and the nurse just ignored him is so funny and awful because that nurse had to do next to nothing to comply with his fair request. She got into a profession all about caring for people, but she's so spiteful and petty lol. Aspiration for injections makes intuitive sense as a thing you might as well do. It's just adding a few seconds to the procedure and has no material cost or extra risk. If you have hit a blood vessel, a few seconds of aspiration will make that apparent and you can try inject somewhere else. The reason it isn't a recommended standard procedure is that it doesn't seem to have a demonstrable benefit over skipping it. Lots of people use auto injectors which generally do not aspirate. You would think that these would compare unfavorably to proper manual injections, but there's no data showing any increased adverse effects when comparing them.

[@ppstorm_]

god i am so happy charls is there

[@mini_mozzer]

bro has me in stitches rn

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Libèrty and the men who died on that day

[@terrorstrike-et3ib]

you are a zombie. your soul has been removed. you followed phantoms into the void

[@juullord8111]

went to med school, sat in rooms full of tards, no one cared about the material just wanted to seem like a good person, left and never looked back

[@nousquest]

This was year 1 of undergrad in premed classes for me. Glad I left early on.

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Libérty and the men who died on that day

[@tubeguy4066]

​​@magadonian bro couldn't get past A&P 1 lol

[@daddy3484]

I’m gonna call cap 🧢 Unless this was some dingy Caribbean school then I can’t really blame you for leaving.

[@matturner6890]

@@tubeguy4066 ^ one of said tards from OP's class ^

[@11kungfu11]

My move during covid was booking long doctor sessions and bringing in peer reviewed papers proving the mRNA injection was dangerous and arguing with them. My GP actually stopped being a doctor, went into the medical cannabis industry.

[@blackpillfitness9136]

God bless you

[@TheMedWolf]

Good on you - I’m a doctor and I was the only resident in a huge system who turned down the clot shot when we were the first hospital in the country to mandate it. Bunch of sheep. Would you get health advice from a sheep?

[@anahitaazadeh3449]

Yeah and the funny thing is there’s a LOT of them like over 20 all the way back in early 2021. But most people can’t read, so have fun trying to explain this to anyone below PhD level.

[@CommonlyKnownAsSimon]

Bro be YAPPING

[@StpMakinMeChangMyNam]

I have a friend who has a really hard time breathing when she exercises (we hike together and if the trail gets too strenuous she can't breath and we have to slow down or take breaks). Finally I convinced her to go to a doctor about it who diagnosed her with exercise induced asthma. That sounded like total BS to me and it ended up being wrong when the asthma inhaler she was prescribed did nothing to help the problem. So we Googled her symptoms and found out that she was feeling tightness in her throat, not her chest, and that she likely had vocal cord disfunction instead (VCD). She went back to her doctor with this info and the doctor told her there was no treatment for VCD and she was screwed. So I spent an hour searching KZbin and found a speech therapist who had a series of exercises designed to train your vocal cords to relax and train you to breath using your diaphragm muscles only. After 2 days of doing the exercises her breathing improved considerably. She's been at it 2 weeks now and we go for runs which is something she never thought she would be able to do because even a light jog used to cause her throat to close up. Moral of the story, no one cares about your own health as much as you do. Never trust a doctor's first, or even second guess. Do your own research. If what you have isn't life threatening and there is a free, low risk physical therapy you can try to fix it first, do that before you spend any money putting something you don't understand into your body.

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

You should only be going to a doctor for broken bones and shit almost anything else you should fix on your own

[@goose4165]

i go to the doctors to get meth perscribed. that's about it

[@graciebabyy]

What's the channel?

[@StpMakinMeChangMyNam]

@@graciebabyy His channel name is "Wholisitc Speech Therapy". The video with the exercises that proved to be very beneficial was called: Vocal Cord Dysfunction. "McKeon Method" - Alternative treatment technique I highly recommend it if you or anyone you know has VCD (Vocal Cord Disfunction).

[@Alexander_Isen]

Can you link the excercise? her symptons sound similar to mine

[@ekko6757]

I was 100% correct about the jabs, lockdowns and masks and I don't even have a medical degree. You know what I have? Common sense and a spine

[@joemoma2031]

I am a dude going to school for nursing I work as a CNA in a nursing home. I like taking care of the residents its my favorite part of the job. But there is an astounding number of other aids who treat the residents like they are less then human, talking as if they are not there, laughing at them etc. I have worked in many different atmospheress and the most narcissistic and borderline psychotic people work this job. They are not all bad but its impressive how many of then do not care in the slightist about being kind and taking care of this people when thats 100% what they signed up for. And to make this better the manangement at all of these places short staff the fuck out of every position which makes it worse because now I have to run around with my head cut off to take care of these people while the agency lady they hire to fill the shift has a fucking hissy fit and pouts the whole shift. I want to be a nurse so I can hand out medicine to old ladys and have them tell me about their grandkids not so I have to deal with insufferable coworkers and deal with HR assfuck practices.

[@joemoma2031]

I mean its exactly like sam says this lady couldn't take a extra 1/2 second to make your request and would rather lie straight to your face like you are worth less then pigshit.

[@icespeaker81]

Had the same job. Most CNAs are inhuman freaks

[@bensheard3969]

Everyone has their issues with doctors but my one HUGE gripe with nursing is that your job is mostly to talk to people and actually give them some support and empathy. So many nurses seem to spend their time having emotional breakdowns or gaslighting people into thinking they are smarter than the doctors. Maybe it's an overworking problem but so many need to seriously wake up to why they are there in the first place.

[@thebedroomshow9010]

Same place as you man, also male and in nursing school with a background in assisted living. Budget cuts at my workplace has reduced the amount people working on each shift by 30%, forcing my inexperienced ass to run around just to serve each person with far less attention than I feel comfortable with. Everyone wants to talk and have their needs met and in the interest of time, I can’t give as much of a shit. Thankfully my coworkers are hard working and considerate for the most part. But don’t expect nursing to be what you want it to be. It will be menial tasks mixed in with problem solving that will only add time each patient, wearing you thinner

[@rmschad5234]

A friend diagnosed himself with diabetes and had to beg for a test. His diverse doctor sat on the prescription for the wrong insulin for several days; the kid could have died. I had a similar but less dangerous situation. It'll only get worse. Stay healthy, guys.

[@pacmanrespector9552]

Sam being on Tren explains a lot about his behavior now lol

[@BrandonRKO216]

Thank god something finally makes sense

[@budget-88]

⌚️ Evropa the last battle

[@Pow_FIsh]

watch how he acted before Tren his entire resurgence is almost entirely because he got on hormones. Low T makes you ok with being a loser.

[@Luckingsworth]

Fun fact. A disturbungly large percentage of medical problem can be linked back to teeth health. For instance Alzheimers is nearly 100% correlated to having had a root canal. The mouth is right next to the brain and a direct entry to the blood stream. The microbes that occupy the mouth are essentially identical to STDs. And I dont mean STDs of the mouth, I mean the bacteria, protozoa, etc. That cause things like gingavitis are truly that bad for your body.

[@Nattraks]

Exactly, people can prevent a lot of crud if they keep their gob clean

[@SG_88]

so what I'm hearing is eat raw meat because it's best for you teeth and in turn the rest of your health.

[@carbq5280]

I actually been having strange gum bleeding issues, probably have cancer hiding in my body somewhere lol, actually about an hour away from my dentist appointment, I'm sure he'll find a way to accidentally kill me even though it's an exam and cleaning

[@neonmoon9205]

u mean because of what they use to fill ur teeth after a root canal? like metal absorption? tbh i've not been to a dentist in 15 years cos i never trusted them. Got a little plaque i'd like to remove but yeah... hard to find a good dentist worth trusting who won't just make my life worse.

[@explosivesexplode]

@@neonmoon9205get a water pik to remove plaque with, worked for me

[@Niacin1]

i was having a serious liver problem (significantly elevated liver enzymes) that i solved by taking the supplement tudca. i learned about tudca from reddit. the doctor had no idea what the cause of my elevated liver enzymes was even after a biopsy (which showed liver damage). he more or less said there was nothing that could be done and that it had to get better on its own. for all i know, i could have lost my liver if i listened to him. reddit offered me better medical care than a well regarded hepatologist!

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

And Reddit is shit. Fuck this gay earth

[@viciousattackvideo]

One of the coolest things about being a doctor in 2023 is being able to charge $378 for a five minute remote diagnosis.

[@carterm5136]

I fainted after getting my blood drawn and now my license is being revoked and the physician won't sign off to OK me to drive. They're worried I'll faint behind the wheel due to an undiagnosed heart condition and die... or it could just be that I'm afraid of blood. But that's too simple... so let's make it illegal for him to drive!

[@AllofJudea]

You shouldn't be allowed to drive, you faint like a woman.

[@storm___]

Everytime i get my blood drawn my blood pressure gets to low i can't see or hear and my hands and feet go numb. They didn't give a shit at all though and said I was fine. No idea whats wrong but pretty sure its not normal

[@THESLlCK]

same issue. get diag for situational syncope. only happens when you ( your case) see blood

[@lucasnadamas9317]

oh shit it's a medical thing? I thought I was just a pussy, same thing happens to me there is legit nothing worse than getting blood taken I start like fainting every time only one time did I fully like fall but yeah it's terrible

[@APolishPlayer]

I did one of those vitamin infusions recently and that happened to me. Broke out in a cold sweat. Ears ringing. Feeling like I'm gonna throw up. Terrible experience and then it actually hurt at times ._. Getting blood drawn isn't much better.

[@BonziBUDDY]

My grandma once ended up in a nursing home for a while after tripping and knocking over a dinner table. She had a couple bad bruises and couldn't walk for a while. Keep in mind, she doesn't have dementia or brain damage (save for some minor damage from a stroke a few years ago), so she can speak comprehensibly and understand what you say. But then she suddenly started mumbling and babbling incomprehensibly one day while she was still recovering. Turns out one of the doctors started giving her a strong painkiller and acted ignorant to the fact that she clearly was being adversely affected by it. We had to autistically harass and annoy the doctors over the phone to get her off of them. And what do you know, suddenly she started talking normally again when they changed the drug. *Doctors always think they know what's good for you even if they clearly don't.*

[@buffalo9-wj2nk]

Its called hospital delirium. Its super common in old people. And there was also an element of poly pharmacy too. They probably kept her on it because the side effect profile was better and safer than alternatives and they knew the delirium was temporary and not concerning. At least, not as concerning as switching to a medication that is less efficacious or safe. But yeah

[@matturner6890]

@@buffalo9-wj2nk It's called giving an old lady insane drugs when she would've never had them otherwise you utter bugman. Yes, I'll bet it is super common in old people admitted to these places where no one gives a fuck about them. Go give your grandma drugs that make her babble and go ahead with your "not that concerning" line then. BUt YEaH.

[@buffalo9-wj2nk]

I'm just being a voice of reason here. OP asked a doctor to withdraw pain killers from a family member so they could talk. A) Game plan: Give the old lady pain relief for a couple days, and not worry about her behavior because polypharmacy and hospital delirium are not just common but expected , treatable, and reversible. B) Withdraw pain killers because the family doesn't understand this. Result: Grandma makes more sense now but she's in miserable pain. In this case, the family cares more about how they feel grandma is doing rather than how she is actually doing. It is what it is.

[@davidgv3527]

Every time I’ve ever gone to the hospital I knew what was wrong with me. Even after telling them they did their round of tests and questions and still couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Days after they still wouldn’t listen. Doctors are idiots and have enormous egos.

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

Same here I had a heria groin explained iv power walked cycled and walked with weights for q4 yrs same hip grion always went I now have a small sausage shaped selling in my groin above my sack also hurts and maintains pain when I sperm also clicking hip syndrome I HAVE A HERNIA AND A TORN HIP CADTALEGDE they ignored me i was rushed into hospital swollen balls inflamed sperms pipes rushed to surgery ward there all day on murphin surgery no hernia no hip issues just anti bionics needed. They worked 14 days later another attack local doctor calls me get here now if you have a trapped hernia it can kill you too one look it's a hernia and infected ball pipes likely partly due to your gripping being swollen 3 months later had a hernia tucked back in there fuking unless I still have clicking hip,syndrome clearly my hip ball is torn also but they ignore me

[@mrwiskers101]

@@audie-cashstack-uk4881 Is english your second language?

[@TheSaxualHealer]

@@audie-cashstack-uk4881How drunk were you when you tried to type that?

[@stevendouglas3781]

Lol they aren’t idiots for trying to milk you for money, dude.

[@jennings992]

girlfriend got roofied at a bar and the doctors never tested her for that until after she pissed it out, so negative test result. it was obviously a traumatic experience but she was fine. they kept her in the hospital for a week trying to play dr house, waiting on a test for methanol and giving her drugs to prevent methanol poisoning, like she was drinking moonshine or something. I got in an argument with the nurse and went to reach for my water bottle and she ran out of the room because she thought I was going to shoot her. after that I was asked to leave the hospital.

[@ArgonNoble]

The absolute state. Sorry about your girl bro. Hope she’s doing better

[@nonsensicalrants1703]

Hmm. Only thing about your story I find suspicious is the "after she passed it out part". Roofing is almost entirely a myth. Nearly all people- women, really - who go to the hospital for roofing test negative. It's just alcohol. This sounds like people who have tested hundreds of roofie "victims" with never a single positive, losing their edge, precaution and professionalism.

[@jennings992]

@@nonsensicalrants1703 she didnt go until over 12 hours after and was not tested over 24 hours after. she went out for an hour and a half, sober when she left, I drank with her for years she can hold it more than some men. and at the current point in time I know for a fact she could not even afford to get that wasted at a bar. its not as much of a myth as you think. especially when you are the bartender with the keys by yourself and its near closing time with two girls left at last call. like its not hard to do at all. its just so immoral that if you are ever caught in the act you will catch a beating even from strangers. but I will remind you that you said this if I find out you let your guard down and it happens to you. dont be so trusting.

[@pearz420]

When classes of people get this way in society, in only ends up one way. Lord, have mercy.

[@ruffles638]

When I was 9 a bunch of nurses plugged my arms full of needles for an IV drip but it took them 5 hours, pure torment I can't stand needles to this day.

[@FloorFourteen]

Had a nurse put refrigerated, not room temp, saline in me as a kid. Most pain i had been in up to at that point in my life. I was screaming that it hurt my entire arm and was shivering and they were just like, "Oh he doesn't like needles."

[@KinnonKO]

My doctor that I no longer see convinced me years ago that my jaw pain could be fixed with meds. I was taking heavy muscle relaxants and "gabapentin" in almost max doses for 5 years. It didn't fix the issue it just made me a crazy person. I saw some actual jaw specialists and they were like WTF get off that NOW and get a custom splint and massages and fix your posture and go to physical therapy. Now I'm good. Doctors are MORONS. ALWAYS start with physical therapy and if the person seems dumb or doesn't care, find a different one. Sports rehab physical therapists are the best.

[@ibm_businessman6033]

I Second this notion, I've had some health issues in the past that doctors try to drag out as long as possible to get money out of you...

[@BilalBilal-xc5mc]

What did the doctor say about the cause of the jaw pain? I looked up gabapentin and it says it is mainly used to treat seizures and epilepsy. Why the hell did he give that to you for 5 years?

[@EdTrollington]

You speak the truth.

[@RandoManFPV]

No offense but why did you think medicine was gunna change a physical issue? Got pain; Here's pain killers. Not solving problems just dealing with them. I'd have refuted that immediatly

[@lucasnadamas9317]

Yo I'm in the exact same boat except with the starting thing. My posture and like spine are so fucked it's giving me neck, shoulder and jaw issues

[@XxBanDonxX]

I was denied sale of ear drops at the pharmacy because i was trying to clear up my ear infection by myself that i got from pool water in Magaluf. The woman made me out to be a idiot in public for not wanting to go to the doctor for something I already knew how to cure myself from saying that i was going to make it worse and that i would go deaf she was wrong as fuck and it went away after like a week but it would have been quicker if she sold me some fucking ear drops. I AM A GROWN MAN

[@budget-88]

Never forget the USS Lìberty and the men who died on that day

[@blackpillfitness9136]

You shouldve yelled at her

[@XxBanDonxX]

@@blackpillfitness9136 I don't like arguing with women they enjoy it and you just get mad. I'm gonna go back and smugly rub it in that she was wrong and I'm smarter and better than her in little ways just to get under her skin but not enough to come across as being openly horrible. Fuck with her a bit and I'll do it one day when I finish early so she has to work all day in a sour mood.

[@zakatalmosen5984]

I live in a universal healthcare EU country, you have no idea how bad it can get. It's not just the doctors and nurses, even the clerical staff is the worst. They schedule you at the wrong time then get angry at you when you show up and blame you for getting it wrong even if you show them the slip. Once I went to the emergency room with lacerations on 60% of my body and my whole digestive tract and they sent me home because there was nobody in at the time that could receive me. It was a major hospital. I will do unspeakable things in Minecraft.

[@bensheard3969]

I think our healthcare systems aren't as different as people make them out to be. There are real examples of countries that do it better but doctors don't tend to make 6 or 7 figures a year

[@FlutterSwag]

I had neck surgery for an intected lymph node when i was 14 an the doctors removed my tonsils and adnoids with no agrement from my parents Im was in so much pain i could barely breath and the medicine was like drinking the most bitter vaseline imaginable. Im more pissed my parents didnt sue the doctors

[@pingasbungus4517]

Wearing scrubs outside work and then taking those scrubs in to wear during work is the equivalent of infecting the wounds of emergency room patients.

[@devin6201]

For surgery maybe. How would that account for something like paramedics. They’re supposed to have a separate uniform they wear at the station that they have to change out of before they go? Then people would just start complaining about response times. Sometimes there’s just no winning

[@pearz420]

They're wearing them home after a shift. They get clean ones every day. Are you seeing scrubs in the early morning and assuming they're on their way INTO work?

[@bekay7663]

Was told my left wrist had nothing wrong with it, I was told my right knee that i smashed twice had nothing wrong with by 2 seperste doctors. I ended having a issue with a band in my knee that I FINALLY found out a yeat later. A year later around the same time, I go to my state University to get my wrist examined after i was finally given a xray on my wrist which showed my lunate completly dead broken and collapses. Nothing wrong btw. When I get to the university im told i have a choice between two surgeries (which isnt true, i did my research there are more) and was told not to get it until I was agony daily, completely disregarsing the arthritis I would develop, at 18. I go back again to get my other wrist checked and they act like I dont even have my kienebocks diagnosos in my wrist, and were telling me my condidtion like I didnt already know. Oh and btw the dipshit doctor who told me I shouldnt get the surgery was preganant and moved to the east coast. She literally gave 0 shits and just wanted to have her baby and retire. Now im stuck with arthrits in both my wrist and knee at 19 because of all this. Im angry every day. But guys I should feel bad because of my white privilege, this is literally what I was taught in middle school in my last year there. This country is fucked, its literally a asylum for insane people at this point.

[@katanaman444]

That really sucks, especially at 19. Hard to say how much of that is negligence on the doctors' parts, it genuinely is hard to detect some problems but if it was negligence I hope they get what's coming to them. I started developing a couple minor arthritic symptoms at 30 (mostly went away, luckily) and THAT seemed way too young, it was honestly crushing. I can't imagine having arthritis at 19, that's fucked

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

You’re of course fixing it on your own with physical therapy right? You’re not just seething at leeches, right? lol

[@bekay7663]

​@@roarbertbearatheon8565 Daily since the age of 15 ( I first started having knee issues from my first accident around this time). Physical therapy cant fix a bone that is crushed to nearly half the size it should be though. And by physical therapy I do my own routine, since at the end of the day, my condition is extremely rare. Chatgpt and just seeing what works can bring you far. Physcial therapy is expensive for what? Directions? I still lift too, but to a very limited degree. This is all aside from my other problems in life. Im a high school drop out (more like kicked out because I was in too much anguish to attend), and have since starting taking online CS classes, so my wrist brings out a lot of frustrations on some days. Im just a forgotten member of society. But im yapping. My problems are my own.

[@DMMDwrestler]

Hang in there, brother. You have a lot of unlocked potential at 19. Your situation is hard, and that will make you hard, as iron sharpens iron. Don’t worry about this country or anything else you can’t control. Focus on you and a limited number of close friends and family. You got this.

[@bensheard3969]

​@@DMMDwrestlerwe should be worrying about this country. Browbeating positivity just comes across as condescending

[@noseriouslyimserious4073]

I’m so lucky that my doctor is a also my dad’s best friend (They met when the doc was in med school in the 00s, through a local Quake 2 clan lol) Great dude. Very based. When he doesn’t know something he admits it. If I’m sick and need meds, all I gotta do is text him. Been seeing him in his office free of charge since I was like 10.

[@timmy-oranguta]

This isn't based. What meds does he give you, antibiotics? If you need to take antibiotics more than twice in your life tf is wrong with you

[@thejhonnie]

​@@timmy-orangutayou are so pvre bro wowza

[@bensheard3969]

Find you a doctor that says "I don't know "

[@gregoriothefantastical]

Yeah, I was in a car accident so the firefighters and first responders like forced me to go to the emergency room (they were like "You have to go to the hospital-- you could die."). So, like 2 months later, they were like, "Yeah, that 40 minutes you were in the emergency room is gonna be $17,000." So I called them on the phone & was like "Yeah, I f***ing work in a f***ing warehouse 60 hours a week-- there's no f***ing way I'm ever gonna pay that."

[@patrickl5290]

What needed up happening?

[@matturner6890]

That's the best response. Good luck, chucklenuts!! Go harass a richer, dumber guy.

[@pearz420]

You and millions of other Americans, which is why they want to push the "free healthcare" thing so badly so eventually you won't have a choice.

[@fasdafasfl1]

When I was being treated for 'psychosis' I told the doctor (who was morbidly obese) that I'd put on a lot of weight since taking anti-psychotic medication. She turned to her notepad, wrote something down, then said to me... 'so would you say you're having weight problems?'.

[@ChimpFromSpace]

That moment when you realize nearly the entire field of mental health is basically a giant scam.

[@Raidoven]

Im Indian and when i realized gooble gabble was meant as a derogatory term for us i gooble giggled

[@alexdonger5816]

Nicks gambling calculator bit is the funniest thing I've heard in a while

[@alexdonger5816]

17:20

[@SparkZ1420]

Got my CDL renewal denied by a 300lb 5'1" nurse, passed all my tests, only failed cause she saw i went to a cardiologist 3 years ago for a EKG (it was nothing). Now im fighting to get the paperwork to get my CDLs back.

[@nonsensicalrants1703]

Holy shit man

[@pearz420]

The Will to Power of the fat, lazy, and stupid.... eat your heart out, Nietzsche.

[@mariussielcken]

3:30 'a purple haired KIA driver' 'A Purple Heart vet!' I got hit with laughter

[@invaderzim133]

I haven’t been to the doctors in like ten years and I’m healthy as a clam

[@AdventureThroughLife]

I envy you

[@budget-88]

We defeated the wrong enemy

[@abeswanick]

Now imagine being in a country that touts "free healthcare", where they're even less incentivised to help you because we pay so little out of pocket. For the same heart condition my American friend was given pacemaker surgery for, I've been told "bed rest" and "the right macro and micro nutrients" will "cure" my irreversible 2nd degree heart block. I'm "too young" for a pacemaker. personally, I wasn't aware the deciding factor for a life changing medical device is your age and not, oh, I don't know, having a condition that warrants one? I don't know how many times I have to refer literal medical professionals to .gov sites and peer reviewed articles about my condition that say bed rest is controversial at best and does not reduce frequency of cardiac events before they actually listen and learn. Guess I'll just live in discomfort and pain and pass out when I stand up for the rest of my life.

[@BigEvan96]

I'm sorry you're experiencing that. Doctors truly are a different breed of human being. I don't understand how it got to this point.

[@sk-wq5lu]

almost like that system isn't so great, huh.

[@johnnymartinez478]

You know what chaps their ass is when they try to give you something. And you say “ ya I’ll have to research that” shit pisses them off so much

[@justincloudy]

Doctors these days are so milestone based, rather than caring about the patient or the work itself, it's where the sense of entitlement comes from.

[@2toothsome]

During the flu scare, my doctor asked me if I had taken a vaccine, I said no (just *a* vaccine, didn't even specify) and the next appointment I had she cancelled saying I wasn't allowed to come in or something, and I had to do some video call, which was unreliable due to the service in my area, and eventually she just didn't even make any attempts to call me for my appointments and because of some insurance shit, I lost my insulin prescription because I need to go to at least two appointments a year.

[@SG_88]

Go carnivore won’t need insulin.

[@Nobody90019]

Carnivore changed my life.

[@matturner6890]

EAT MEAT

[@sk-wq5lu]

-she

[@QUICKNEASYHANDYMAN]

I love how all Sam's bits are him repeating himself and yelling

[@Bruh-ph7zf]

He's like an edgy version of Adam Sandler.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

What's terrified me is a meme I saw a while back mentioning how the top students aren't going into medicine anymore. They go into marketing. From the top 20 students in my high school graduating class, not a single one went into medicine. We're all in marketing or sales. There are still people in medicine from my school, they're just not the smart ones. They're usually average or below. Horrible.

[@Zac-tv6zz]

Everything Charles says is hilarious idk why lol

[@lucasnadamas9317]

He's just THAT GUY, he just is

[@budget-88]

We defeated the wrong enemy

[@undecidedmajor1664]

Doctors: Cringe Surgeons: Based Nurses: Actually just let me die so I can stop interacting with you

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

sir, sir, im gonna need you to calm down SIR *injects you against your will* SIR

[@dangielfrauk8484]

Never been in an american hospital or met an smerican doctor. Up here in Canada in desirable places we seem to have a lot of older Brits docs and any age south African docs. Havent been to walk in clinics or hospitals much but its been 80 percent SA docs and they fucking rule. In my experience all the old British and any age SA docs have noticable humility. Let alone a god complex

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

And when they’re dead cuz they’re all fucking 70 and you have to hold your arm out to Rajesh or Dr Thandnaporn what then?

[@s1ckboirari]

I was seeing a Doctor at 17 for depression, the doctor handed me the Quran and started talking about how he's helped more patients with religion than medicine. I honestly hold true to that thought nowadays but bro handed a 17 yr old me a Quran and started talking all this random shit about Mohammad and I was just thinking in my head "lol my uber driver is also called Mohammad but I dont ask him for advice, he just sits there on the phone smelling like butter and garlic" he told me how he would only shit once a day and how he didn't use toilet paper so every shit he would shower right after lmfao very weird experience, was an atheist at the time and when my Police Officer, Christian raised, Dad saw me come outside with no prescription and a fkn Quran he walked into the clinic demanding to see him so he would punch the guy in the jaw but he hid in his office. Got him fired and I remember feeling bad about it but thats the same fucker who first prescribed me clonazepam and temazepam and all these benzos for anxiety, which were all linked to my depression, so taking them didnt fkn help at all just made me a functioning junkie that was still depressed. Was on that path then found my faith in Jesus and my deep family roots and thats done more healing for me than any medication or drug

[@mkultra2456]

So you're saying Mohammed is gay?

[@JB-qt3wo]

That sounds like some sort of twisted bad dream.

[@ChimpFromSpace]

It should be illegal for doctors to give benzodiazepine to children. In my experience, its one of the most dangerous drugs on Earth. In fact I strongly suspect a link between school hootings, and doctors handing that poison out to kids like candy. Nothing removes a persons inhibitions like benzos...nothing.

[@BigEvan96]

Wtf?

[@josemfernandeza5979]

I lost my grandmother on my father's side a little over a year ago to medical negligence, while they where putting a pacemaker on her a nurse puncutred her lung, which put stress on her chest and gave her a heart attack. Yesterday my other grandmother went in for yet another routine procedure, just a cateterism, the anesthetist, or whatever its called, pulled out the device restraining her tongue too early, she bit her own tongue and almost bled out and right as I type this she's in the ICU, hanging on to life. Get it: I'm about to lose both my grandmothers, within a little over a year apart from one another, both from medical negligence. To say I'll never trust or even like a doctor ever again in my life is the KZbin-adequate way of putting it.

[@DavidKFZ]

God these fellas are funny, always a highlight of my day when I see them all on a podcast

[@ItsTheKrazyK]

The synergy with these 3 in a room is unbelievably tangible. It’s got a nice musk to it

[@zypalitra8080]

First injection I ever got was supposed to go into my upper arm but the doctor put it into the palm of my hand instead. God Save 'are NHS!

[@danhunt6957]

Got a hernia at 16. Doctor fucked it up completely and the problem recurred a year later. Took over a year to get seen for another operation. Finally got one and a new doctor told me they had no clue why the first doctor was the one to do my surgery. As she was completely inexperienced with the operation. Got it fixed again but I have numbness down my right thigh from the first time. NHS moment.

[@MrSh4des]

So heartwarming to see the OG crew chillin crackin jokes. Reminds me of those old brainstorming videos.

[@Mr.Rax.]

In the UK, I used to work security protecting orthodox students, colleges and boarding schools. They always got us to turn on / off light switches or plug sockets on sabbath. One guy used to get me to turn on his car for shopping, leave it running while his wife shopped and then come back for me to switch it off again. Insanity 😂

[@TheBlahman3]

A few months ago, I split my head open at work and had to go to the hospital to have my head stapled. Very first question they asked me was if I'd had my [insert here] injection, I said no. They wanted to give me a tetanus shot for no reason, and I told them I wouldn't be comfortable with that because I no longer trust doctors, and anything could be in that vial. No joke, I had to refuse MORE THAN TEN TIMES, and the nurse still walked in with a loaded syringe asking "which arm?". Didn't even see the vial she drew it from. I told her I wasn't taking it, and she told me, literally, "if you don't take it you will die". Well, here I am posting on a Sam Hyde video 8 months later, perfectly alive. She had the nerve to hand me a pamphlet about how safe and effective the [insert here] injection is on my way out of the trauma room.

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

Bro you're dense

[@anomaloushedidntdoit]

Is this satire? A tetanus shot is like the most legit shit they could try to give you

[@TheBlahman3]

@@anomaloushedidntdoit Not satire. Imagine trusting the FDA to put the correct shit in a vial and not intentionally taint shit in 2023 lmao

[@jaybinks871]

@@anomaloushedidntdoit it's totally safe & effective bro just trust me bro i'm a nurse!!!

[@anomaloushedidntdoit]

@@jaybinks871 I AM SILLY

[@Grant-gq7in]

Worst part is how they treat everyone who isn't a doctor like a child

[@FullMetalHans]

In my experience the best doctors are working for charity, or similar, the specialists that charge a bunch are assholes

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

OH WOW YOU MEAN THE PEOPLE VOLUNTEERING TO HELP OTHERS FOR NO PAY ARE GOOD PEOPLE DAMN MAN WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

[@passchen-fail3704]

Calm the fuck down bro

[@MidwestRadDad]

I love seeing the gang back together.Merry Christmas dudes!

[@MM-op6ti]

In any other profession it would be unacceptable to charge full price to NOT fix a problem. Imagine if a mechanic charged you 8K for a rebuild and the car still didn’t run?

[@MartianGirl347]

I’m grateful for Charls. He twitch streamed All Quiet on the Western Front a while back, and that movie somewhat changed my life. Thanks, bruv.

[@hyperboreanpunk]

i was born with cerebral palsy,i had my challenges but ultimately i could remain physically active and healthy even though i couldnt walk unaided,when i was around 15 or 14 i had this massive surgery under the pretense that it would "help me walk" they did all this crap to my body and put a bunch of nuts and bolts in me and i was preety much bedridden for the majority of the recovery,now 6 years later things have gotten only slightly better and i lost all the flexibility i had when i was a kid. i'm only 19. screw doctors

[@DMMDwrestler]

Hang in there, brother. Focus on what you can control and fuck the rest. God Bless you.

[@bensheard3969]

It's a pretty common issue that a lot of spinal related surgeries are basically just bionic man fantasies. It's frustrating hearing how often they talk them up when some even create more pain and flexibility issues than they were treatinf

[@SilverKen15]

Charls really brings out a funnier and sharper joke telling sam lol. Charls is really good at riffing bits he can do it for 8 hours lol

[@jeromyedge6830]

Charles is the friend we all wish was female because it'd make life so simple

[@budget-88]

⌚️

[@isaacteamdiaz9028]

hearing nick talk about his daughter being shot with some random thing wouldve made me absolutely livid like a caveman whos bare hand fighting a cougar

[@Tepaneca]

Sam snitched on his own steroid use lol “that’s why people get tren cough” then goes into detail outta nowhere even Nick was like “what?”

[@Baronvonbadguy3]

Not really. I barely even lift and I'm fully aware of tren cough.

[@violetblythe6912]

Fr lol

[@uuniin3622]

like he hasn't admitted it before

[@foppsly]

ya and he was completely wrong about why tren cough happens and also the necessity for needle aspiration. Aspirating a needle is not standard practice because it is unecessary and counterproductive. It was so incredibly rare to draw blood back during aspiration that they just got rid of it because technique and experience injecting was much more important and ultimately eliminated the need for a redundant procedure.

[@truthfulpurpose]

I know this, and a whole lot of other things about steroids, and I don’t even use them. I’m natty but I research all that shit for fun. There’s horror stories online of tren cough it’s pretty commonly known about in the body building community.

[@basedsouljah]

See this is why I've been telling people for years just grow your own Meth.

[@GayActorMichaelDouglas666]

As a trans, autistic, member of hotep I’m so proud of this man

[@DatSun.]

so valid

[@RAHHHWRRR]

as an indian, i need help

[@rogerengland7692]

Well said.

[@budget-88]

We defeated the wrong enemy

[@MadDawg420]

Of course the video of a guy describing Tren cough is Derek from more plates more dates 😂

[@ratlungworm7035]

I asked my doctor about checking t-levels due to drug abuse and she totally shut me down with a quip about its trendiness on social media. I wish I told her the point isn't about being the fking liver king it's about not wanting to blow my fking brains out.

[@SDLXVI]

My mom has had a developing liver issue and her experience with doctors was like Mr. Hyde's story. First doctor, indian, told her "idk i booked blood work for you in 2 months.", later on my mom goes back to see what it means, second indian doctor says "idk". She paid ~$700 out-of-pocket to wait 20 minutes for a 3 minute consultation on the second visit.

[@fearsomefoursome4]

Bro I don't normally do this but when my wife gave birth. One of the nurses asked me to come up put my hands on my wifes leg and then walked out of the room. I was litterally doing her fucking 30-40$ and hour job for and hour. After she gives birth lots of blood and I'm tired ive basically been holding a position for an hour So I sit down and take a break. Nurse comes back Oh do you need some Juice. With like all the sarcasm. But I hold back my wifes giving birth this isnt the place its about her not me. I say no thank you. Then they both start leaning in on the sarcasm "Oh Honey I can tell you need juice". Like i've been there since 2 am I just got done doing your job. I was fucking fuming. I thought it was a one off thing. Her brother has a kid at the hospital we go to see im the last one to go see my new nephew Before they let me through the door they turn on a sink and flip a hourglass over "Ok honey im gonna need you to wash your hands until this runs out". Ok I mean it is the premature baby ward. I start washing my hands its fucking hot not scalding but god damn like my hands were red did it the whole 2 min. Put my hands in my pocket because I want to be careful. Leave the ward joke to my wife and her sister in law about how hot the water was they both say what? I'm like the nurse had me wash my hands in hot ass water for 2 minutes did you guys not do that? No we didnt do that why would we do that? Fuck the league or nurses.

[@frydemwingz]

they ARE supposed to aspirate and you can do it yourself. people inject themselves at home with all sorts of legal meds. they teach nurses and medical assistants to do this. ive dated both of those, and they would tell me all about nursing and shit, and they showed me that stuff. they taught them to do that every single time in school.

[@jigglypuff3311]

Junkies fucking aspirate before they shoot up how is someone who dopes up then falls asleep at the wheel more responsible than you?

[@n2oshotandironman]

The sped helmet blackjack bit is so killer man.

[@floydzeppland]

" whatever I do will be more complimentary to what it actually was"😂 4:27

[@919inrealtime]

one time I went to go get my blood drawn and the nurse saw my track marks and said whats that, and I said you know what that is and she looked at me crazy and said no I dont. I almost died from the irony

[@AsAugustSleeps]

Last time I went to a doctor, I had a sore throat so bad that I could barely eat for like a month straight. The doctor looked me in the eye and told me he didn’t see anything wrong with my throat. Never again.

[@conuz8]

The first time I ever got stitches as a child they laid me down and got an old fat nurse to sit on my torso with my hands underneath my back while they preformed the stitches.

[@user-rk5cu5tg2g]

Been saying this for years. Thanks Sam for being the the voice of my genius.

[@DarrellRevok]

This might be my fav segment, my hate for doctors is off the charts

[@AA-vl3gu]

Im on dialysis and dealing with doctors is a sad fact of the rest of my life. If i was a doctor i would feel so guilty about my professsion i would be scared of life charma like i was going to get mine for what i was doing. Because i would feel like i deserved it.

[@saddletramp5000]

I refuse to even go to the doctor. Unless I'm bleeding out, or in cardiac arrest.