Sam Hyde - ''I would have been a soldier in occupied Paris'' .

What a romantic dominating soul .
#SamHyde

[@georgefloyd9348]

Corporal Samuel haide was deployed to Germany in 1945...... Hitler died in 1945....... He can't keep getting away with it!!!

[@alexj.denton7453]

Really insightful and brilliant comment from Big Floyd up in heaven

[@sticcvonhaugen7913]

I can't breave

[@Koler2k]

@@sticcvonhaugen7913 I am incapable of breaving due to my claustrophobia, officer.

[@aquat715]

@@Koler2k Officer please let me out of this car I'm claws to phobe ic.

[@JimmyaKaTheK]

Hey he's alive

[@darkbrisco]

This is 2 minutes after you know you're not getting laid and you're paying for dinner so you go absolutely rogue.

[@greenghost7907]

This is the most fucking underrated shit. This is what I do pretty much any date I go on. Oddly enough, I only ever ended up with the craziest chicks...

[@Prototype9871]

I’m dead

[@darkbrisco]

@Fallen Engel teach me how to recover.

[@jesterapp]

" so you go absolutely rogue." I died

[@timothyeachus7242]

You don’t go rogue, you go nasty physical beast mode, fucking shredded Platoon Leader

[@magpie9-298]

Schindlers List deleted scene.

[@Ligerpride]

This is more true to life.

[@SAT0R1.]

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@finnwells166]

Worlds most underrated comment

[@ronpaul5319]

My girlfriend gave me the strangest look when she asked if I wanted to see Schindler’s list and I burst out laughing

[@Lil.Grandpa]

Too kino for its own good.

[@mattyb8752]

“Your such a nasty physical beast right now dude” - Hitler

[@californiansniper2133]

😂

[@Huitzel]

One of his best quotes.

[@nopenullify8947]

LMAO

[@DerpASherpa117]

It's a direct quote from Mein Kampf. Chapter 14, I believe.

[@asskirk]

I'll tell my kids this was Jordan Peterson

[@frfu4999]

I tell my kids this was hitlers top guy

[@mrkitty1997]

@@frfu4999 Leon Trotsky on a date in Mexico, discussing AH personality traits

[@enalb5085]

wait this isn't Jordan Peterson?

[@inthebasement2989]

@@enalb5085 remember gavin Mckiness?

[@bernardoohigginsvevo2974]

"Something I just realized last week while watching Downfall starring Bruno Ganz is that the pinnacle of the Hitlerian archetype is being secure in the knowledge that you should clean your room. That is the foundation of human society."

[@Yeorl]

He made her pay for the meal btw

[@einfisch3891]

Because he dominates

[@Bingchilling2]

Based

[@Saiyan_Goku]

Based

[@I_like_big_bombs]

She owed it to him for that entertaining monologue.

[@Ligerpride]

He didn't make her, he let her.

[@thefirerisesbrothers1145]

Sam looks like he belongs in early 20th century revolutionary Russia.

[@cowboyanimal6700]

He's got that jewish vibe to him.

[@BiteTheHook]

He looks like he belongs in Nazi occupied France. Probably being a top soldier there.

[@jesusmontes2075]

@@BiteTheHook definitely. He seems like he really disapproves of what Hitler did

[@ML-dj5pp]

@Deenie Beenie lmfao

[@Homam99DH12]

@Aniquin Based NEET

[@osmanyreyes8373]

Schindler’s Rizz

[@The_Gunman]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@diegoserrano6331]

Underrated Comment, HH brother.

[@rzrpwr]

Underrated comment 😄

[@bloodfart6903]

Rare footage of SS officer desperately explaining why he fought for Hitler

[@erikleith4670]

When hitler says your his top guy your his top guy what’s so hard to understand

[@vallytine]

The funny thing is some of this is so accurate to Albert Speer's memoirs that I'm pretty sure Sam has read them

[@garyh5225]

SS Officer Interviews Anne Frank - Paris, France 1955

[@Nikotheleepic]

Pregnant anne frank

[@rayrd3927]

TheZoneRanger Kek kek kek

[@user-si5vp6ud1w]

@TheZoneRanger Shhhh, he is starting to believe

[@lazerBAR]

"I am genuinely in love with anne frank"

[@nicholasaleman6945]

TheZoneRanger It would if this man were who he said he would be if he were there as Hitler’s top elite soldier.

[@mclaclan]

The most interesting thing about sam is how his head changes shape about every year or so

[@Ferraday]

He’s evolving

[@thecolten1000]

There is a lot of truth in you. There is no denying this

[@Kuroganekisaki]

His cranium cannot possibly contain his ever-shifting brain

[@kenetickups6146]

Shapeshifter confirmed

[@isaacclarke6232]

There's a huge melon sized brain in his craneum

[@weedle5221]

"i really dont like hitler" the world isnt ready for a take as hot as this

[@certamen832]

really pushing the envelope right there big guy

[@blank3065]

This aged like fresh milk. YEDOLF is killing it now.

[@paulgreengod]

Hot take: I really like him

[@Willy_Tepes]

Some say he did not go far enough.

[@Willy_Tepes]

@@paulgreengod Outstanding fellow. Would have loved to have met him :) Someone must carry on his work and make the world a better place.

[@AMMAZZARE]

This man wasn’t even flexing. He literally went on to become an elite fighter pilot for the Ukrainian Air Force, known as The Ghost of Kyiv.

[@niklasmessner4873]

This Zelenskyy guy is up to no good

[@Jurassic_Fart]

And now he blew up a bridge. He’s just unstoppable.

[@cazek445]

Samuelovich Hydenko

[@zestinii]

I heard he was the first person that evolved literal wings on his back out od his pectoral muscles.. what a beast

[@schizoposter4705]

Semen Hydenko, such a strong patriotic Ukranian man

[@jeenyus720]

Teacher: Stand up and tell the class a little bit about yourself. Me:

[@TommyTipex]

I DOMINATE

[@Edge_Boye]

N A S T Y P H Y S I C A L B E A S T

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

H 1 T L E R S B E S T

[@elton8280]

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 i read this while the gaslight part started, good shit.

[@silentlamb7043]

I'M ALEXANDER THE GREATS TOP GUY...

[@greenghost7907]

“Whoa- Hitler wants ME???”

[@enterbalak]

Dude.....!!!

[@albertmalbert5867]

@Andy Semite H

[@jeremyfirth]

If I wasn't married, I would memorize this story and use it for speed dating.

[@iatethecrayons]

U can still take ur wife out on dates!

[@MrSqurk]

@@iatethecrayons learn to read.

[@iatethecrayons]

@@MrSqurk never

[@darkflame1254]

I'll do it for you😆

[@MichaelVavor]

unmarry your wife for the meme. Super worth it.

[@SHLAVMEISTER]

This man went on to become Zelenskyy’s top guy in the sky

[@youtubeaccount2429]

Windmill of friendship was his destiny 😂

[@eddiebravo5744]

Ghost of kiev

[@civil_protection_officer5165]

One of the infamous Gaza Gliders

[@Katsuper19]

“All the bad guys in history.... Dracula, Count Chocula, Frankenstein.”

[@Terf1988]

Frankenberry, SuperJail

[@spurdojenkins1932]

"finklestein"

[@rockstone9552]

Ted Bundy, Joseph Stalin, The Hamburglar

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Mussolini, Pol Pot, Yao Ming, all those foreign dictators

[@BoogalooBoy]

People who film in vertical.

[@royalzak2670]

I imagine this is exactly how the scene would play out if someone from 4chan went on a date.

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

The one time I talked politics and religion on a date is the one time I actually ended up with a real gf. She was Turkish and basically a secular liberal, I'm a Lutheran conservative. Usually on dates I would come across as the super boring and inoffensive kind of guy who watches the weather channel and Behind the Meme as entertainment, but that one time, I decided to not care and see what happened.

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

@ I know it's a rhetorical question, but it has an answer: Because if for a long time you're told or pick up hints that you're annoying or weird, you will adapt to that situation. For me it meant hitting the gym, dressing nicer, and also being much quieter. Eventually I discovered vodka, and I learned that if I let my guard down after two drinks, I could actually make people laugh. And over time I learned that I don't have to care so much.

[@MrA71717]

Pavel the Fabulous ‘The one time’. Damn.

[@urpaljesus392]

I find it's a good weeding out method after the couple dates after you had sex where you want to test the waters without getting bit.

[@sta292]

@@pavelthefabulous5675 i talked religion on the first date once. it didnt work out but it was a nice conversation.

[@C4nthelpit]

The most clever line in this is "Hitler chose me to lead the revolution" Now that's one hell of a based take.

[@JohnDoe-bf3do]

Heroically releasing a Rothschild for the mere price of 21 million dollars

[@dripsteindrippin4829]

After 1933, before the war at least, Hitler taking power was refered to as the German National Revolution or the German Revolution.

[@somerandomname3124]

@@JohnDoe-bf3do "Yes bro kill one guy instead of bringing down the whole system that's how you make change."

[@iatethecrayons]

He nearly passed into a dimension where that was true, u can see it in his eyes he almost jumped dimensions

[@targitausrithux2320]

@@JohnDoe-bf3do he was the only person to actually jail a Rothschild cope more

[@luxuryidentities3092]

“My ancestors were in Auschwitz” I swear why does every woman anywhere have ancestors in Auschwitz? It’s like claiming you’re part Cherokee

[@thealaskanseparatist6786]

Fac5s

[@Invocated_Agitator]

I would asnwer with "Oh great! Mine too!". My grandma was there till the very end, she survived thankfully. And no, I'm not jewish. Auschwitz was for Poles and Russians with few jews here and there. BIRKENAU was for jews.

[@coyote4326]

Hey, my ancestors were in Auschwitz too! Different occupation, but uh, yeh. Small word, heh.

[@scholaepalatinae7304]

Birkenau was a subset of Auschwitz. Auschwitz was a massive camp system, of which Birkenau was the second camp; the extermination camp system.

[@dagothodros641]

@@scholaepalatinae7304 wasn't an extermination camp

[@pierovergara481]

Hard to argue with Sam's logic here.

[@suigeneris2663]

I feel attacked.

[@heckinkek1644]

@@suigeneris2663 sad

[@suigeneris2663]

heckin kek autistic

[@Samurai__-iq3zi]

I still don’t understand wtf is going on

[@jsm530]

@@suigeneris2663 why arent you stealing from me yet? I'll preemptively give you my money.

[@Sondergarden]

She was too weak to debate him

[@mr.mayonnaise2095]

She lost before they even began

[@Trashcansam123]

To be fair how could anyone debate him?

[@dabtican4953]

He dominated her

[@JahJahBruh]

I like that you hate women too man

[@Thisisahandle701]

The heavy breathing, the sound of the tight suit brushing against the mic. F*cking amazing

[@joshuahenderson5847]

based ASMR

[@jacobtrein9640]

This guy's frontal lobe is too overdeveloped. He must be stopped.

[@codycigar6542]

Nobody was more diabolical, cold-calculating and tyrannical as Count Chocula.

[@emptymitochondria0]

Facts

[@RoyalProtectorate]

And to think, this man in the interview still took him out. He's just unstoppable

[@tear728]

His sugars have killed more than any other

[@barackosama6808]

Love him or hate him, we still gotta admit he was Dracula’s top guy, cuz he was just such a nasty, physical beast dude

[@groyperfuhr4871]

@@barackosama6808 and justin trudeau is count choculas top guy for using his cereal to make a nice halloween costume

[@irebukeyou353]

"You're such a physical nasty beast, dude. You're such a nasty physical beast right now, bro, that I'm basically gonna make you in charge of a platoon of Panzers. You're basically so hulked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend in Nazi Germany" - Adolf Hitler appoints Sam Hydrich to lead the Panzer Division; *1941 official transcripts*

[@TruthDissident]

No wonder they did so well early in Barbarossa.

[@natesinclair1780]

To bad he wasn't part of Operation Typhoon smh

[@SomethingCool51]

Those Jews put him in a self defense situation

[@ZeranZeran]

Man, this Hitler guy is up to no good. I'd say.. I hate this. What am I gonna do?! I'm Hitler's top guy. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

[@No_Ghosts]

imagine Big H just screaming this in your face, looking right in your eyes, and he grabs your shoulder and gives it a little squeeze that says, "I have complete faith in _you_ ... to get this job done"

[@ConfusedRevolutionary]

"I probably would’ve protected them somehow" the audacity of this man.

[@adrianafamilymember6427]

How can I trust you? Would you stab the top guy for a denari?

[@collette3428]

The way he manages to keep a straight face in situations like this is absolutely incredible

[@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg]

He's really a force to be reckoned with

[@pointynoodle]

What is this from and who is this woman

[@GeoffreyBronson]

editing muh dood

[@LordVader1094]

@@GeoffreyBronson You've clearly never seen the Candy Man in action

[@stanpines9011]

5:31 he almost broke for a millisecond here

[@McMeevin]

Sam was about to burst out of his suit because of how much of a physical beast he is

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

N A S T Y

[@slippy5849]

Sam looks like he has William Osman coke bloat and gastric problems of volcanic proportions. Fucking nasty, wouldn't touch the man with a ten foot pole

[@Joshu796]

Shredded German legend

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

dude

[@coyote4326]

If I knew him I wouldn't literally have no choice but to put him in charge of a platoon of panzers.

[@StrangeDaysGaming]

I had no idea Leon Trotsky admitted to being Hitler's top guy in this un-aired interviewed. That's wild.

[@wdsftygt]

Trotsky was never a physical presence like this Manmmoth

[@nathanmccarty8166]

No wonder Stalin had him taken out!

[@LabiaLicker]

kek nice

[@rickdeckard1075]

looks nothing like lev, tho... i worked a guy that looked dead nuts like trotsky, claimed to be "lebanese"

[@AR15andGOD]

its reinhard heydrich bro

[@ejakobs9881]

What if Hitler told you: "You're such a nasty physical beast, dude."

[@R1G4T0N1]

Defense lawyer at the Nuremberg trials be like

[@thetruebluedeath]

This is mk ultra.

[@thetruebluedeath]

You're welcome.

[@MudHut67]

Would be surprised if it rally was

[@sunkistcloud525]

Why do you say, please respond

[@penemuelwatcher2378]

...in reverse

[@awishforpeaceinthevoid9653]

@@penemuelwatcher2378 light km...

[@KevinoftheCosmos]

David Lynch is really directing some weird stuff in his old age.

[@I_like_big_bombs]

Reminds me of Stanley Kubrik in his late career.

[@jeremykun27]

Sam Hyde is the Eraserhead baby grown up.

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

If David and Sam collaborated imagine what greatness would emerge from it

[@LordsofMedia]

He is consistent.

[@KingOfComedyXD]

@@jeremykun27 lmao, looks deformed enough to be it

[@basedluanp]

Last moments of Trotsky captured

[@garibaldi4971]

Grover Furr: vindicated

[@ahmedgouda7114]

Grover furr gang

[@nmk8475]

I'm convinced this is his best skit yet, and the best skit in general for modern comedy. Not even 2070 paradigm shift or the time he went to Yale with the all lives matter sign made me laugh this hard

[@thecalmbro]

It's certainly up there

[@heiwaga1chiban]

You're correct

[@certamen832]

where's the full skit?

[@lylestory3915]

@@certamen832 That’s what I’ve been wondering

[@visicircle]

It's his gradual awareness that he is, in fact, a full blown fascist that slays me.

[@flowmastaflam]

This is basically a long Norm Macdonald joke.

[@marklarizzle]

Underrated comment

[@GareyPongat]

Norm’s great

[@SokomPwnage]

I watched the full bit. He does this for like 20 minutes. Truly a tour de force.

[@wm2990]

So a regular Norm Macdonald joke

[@nicholascarver1]

So he's dead.

[@CM-ky3ow]

Her Grandmother was actually in Auschwitz. Born 1949, but that's another issue.

[@leontrotsky9563]

I mean I was there too. Went there a few years ago.

[@Turk_2023]

Thots and prayers . That is tragic.

[@Gigacat2137]

Some people are in Auschwitz RIGHT NOW.

[@theshoes7488]

*AHHH HAH ha HA HA ha HA hahHahHahahahHahahahahah*

[@the_underdog8151]

Born in the chamber.

[@kaisuteknon]

The contrast between her charmed grin in the beginning with her horrible grimace at the end is high art.

[@DrunkenBoatCaptain]

Sam IS available for children's parties.

[@OldschoolHIT360]

I can’t believe Sam just straight up said he would be in the Waffen SS

[@Prototype9871]

No, he said he would be the guy that gave hitler the idea of creating the Waffen SS

[@TheBenchPressMan]

Proud Siegetard - Police Battalion 101

[@petepeterson5917]

He does have himmlers eye glasses but looks like leon trosky

[@Ligerpride]

No, he said he'd be the top guy.

[@wormyfren8133]

Proud Siegetard Holy Based

[@jimbobhk2009]

Feels like she could have just left and he would have kept going.

[@wolfman_jagermeistro8445]

lmao

[@percival8193]

Can’t leave when you’re in the presence of the top guy… Story be told, they’ll dominate you

[@FantadiRienzo]

If Hitler came to me and told me I'm his top guy, I would say "Ah jeez dood, I'm on these pills, I hurt my leg, I can't be your top guy"

[@Lucas-wn2zi]

“Ok I understand, you can’t be my top guy. What can you do?”

[@R.Lennartz]

That's no excuse, Hans-Ulrich Rudel, his actual top guy, at least in the air force, kept flying after his leg got blown off by 40mm Russian flak.

[@danjoy2]

I don't think you understand Herr Samuell Hyrich. When Hitler comes to you and tells you you're his top guy, you are his top guy. There is no saying anything anymore. You'd be like "Woahh.. Hitler chose me?"

[@chriscangdradaniel4846]

He's not saying that he agreed the idea of gas chamber, just that he think he can build a really good one

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

Sam wouldn't use wooden doors, though.

[@hackerism1]

/pol/ dates a jew episode 1

[@wormyfren8133]

@Robo Redneck I think we’re destined to do this forever . . .

[@matro2]

/pol/ wouldn't disapprove of Hitler.

[@Yeorl]

A /pol/ak and a Jew working for the ADL would probably have the most passionate hate sex known to man

[@baseddoge2236]

@@matro2 They'd definitely date a Jew tho

[@punpun6601]

we've all been there

[@victorsolano6369]

important trotsky speech (circa 1929)

[@VonSteiner1]

Dmitry Terek He was not German. He was Russian and Ukrainian.

[@Zorro9129]

@Dmitry Terek "German"

[@MudHut67]

@@VonSteiner1 he was as Jewish as Sam Hyde is, which is very.

[@mr.smitherine1913]

3:34 me after spending 15 minutes on /pol/

[@Algorithm_Poison]

You can tell she was soaked by the end

[@laceup917]

Not sure what she wasn’t understanding tbh, Sam was being crystal clear #WomanMoment

[@NickGurr.]

Words have been weaponized to evoke strong emotions. Women solely react based on emotion. They won’t remember anything you said, but they’ll remember how it made them feel.

[@baaldiablo8459]

@@NickGurr. Too true. Emotions ARE facts to them.

[@OQIF87NREU]

He gave her a reading list and she only read half of one book. Unbelievable.

[@physical_insanity]

@@aethelfrithofbernica Bitch was a dam in monsoon season. Moist is an understatement.

[@ninowhite040]

Women omegalul

[@MultiSpeedMetal]

Its something about his eyes...when Hitler locks eyes with you and says "you're my top guy" there's no saying no.

[@samanthahydeker7914]

Totally

[@mateosalvaje9550]

Because of the dreamboatiness, right?

[@nanisupreme]

@@mateosalvaje9550 because he is fucking hitler bro you would be prob surrounded by german generals, it would be impossible to say no among other things.

[@riverholme]

It’s what they all said !

[@AR-hw9zi]

Varus failed me.

[@jameskazd9951]

still one of the best skits to ever exist

[@0mnicide]

@Freshly Made Ghosts Theyre not lines it just means you just gotta adjust the VHS tracking.

[@shitmultiverse1404]

I love the awkward rubbing mic on the clothes and thumping sounds when he moves, it just makes everything better

[@Luke-dk3nb]

sam hyde looks like a scientist

[@user-tv1kw4wl7t]

Starting to look like one of hitler's top guys.

[@Atthetta]

He looks like Dr. Jekyl and... *MISTER HYDE*

[@checkmate1826]

"Intellectual"

[@davidbeddoe6670]

Actually he looks like a butch Heinrich Himmler.

[@BAGELMENSK]

Marx

[@RyeBreadSucks]

If Sam says I'm his top guy what am I going to do. Say no? Yeah right

[@TrillShatner]

If Sam came up to me and said: "Dude... You're so shredded, such a physical beast... You're my top guy." I would have no choice but to elevate my existence and become a glorious legend in his honor....

[@TheLastRoman0000]

Everyone of her ancestors died in the Hollow Cause, yet here she is.

[@the_nowak2931]

Entire families somehow survived. Almost like they weren’t death camps...

[@yakivpopavich]

@@the_nowak2931 Funny how the museums have more shoes than people

[@penemuelwatcher2378]

Why does everyone have relatives in Auschwitz?

[@samuelsmith5400]

Must have been very hollow

[@aj897]

Shhhhhhh

[@JorshWarshington1]

This is wild shit to say waiting for the appetizers

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

I basically repeated all of this verbatim on a date at Texas Roadhouse last night while we were waiting for our Cactus Blossom.

[@pk-ic5lv]

TLDR: "im built different"

[@Owdaks]

I disapprove too, but gotta say them SS uniforms and Nazi fashion compared to the allied troops really had that level of panache and je ne sais quoi.

[@lennysmileyface]

Hugo Boss really outdid himself.

[@lennysmileyface]

@sa You are correct sir.

[@petepeterson5917]

I Disagree yes the German uniforms were stylish but I believe that every military at that time had some sorta style

[@robertsmalls2293]

Fascism has always been the most stylish of all ideologies. Just look at Pinochet, and his top officers in 1970s Chile. They had cool uniforms, same thing with Germany, and even Japan for a time.

[@user-sy3vk6cb3x]

Ngl their aesthetic was hot magma But to take it, take it up a notch..

[@beau9334]

“Dominates them with all the exaggerated swagger of a youthful Adolf”

[@MitsurugiR]

“I really don’t like Adolf Hitler.” - Sam Hyde 2020

[@tylerchambers6246]

And I .... disapprove of what he did.

[@AmstradExin]

His Jacket is DOMINATING the Mic in this interview.

[@DomPatek]

1:31 that slight hesitation lmfao

[@internetrules8522]

he actually did make a really good point about how if there was someone in a very high position of power, even if you thought they were evil and such, if they reached out to you, you'd feel incredilby honored.

[@timschmidt4067]

This is a good point in philosophy class, but not on a date lmao

[@internetrules8522]

"I mean, how do you know that you AREN'T my girlfriend anyway? How can we really know anything? It's 100% possible that you have been my wife for the last 40 years of your 20 years of existence, and you just forgot about all of it one minute ago. n e way wna fuk" @@timschmidt4067

[@real1mem3s]

Holy crap Lois! You're right! It's like that time I went to that Acting Class with James Franco!

[@adrianafamilymember6427]

I would ask for all the Jews and leave with enough money/people to claim a new homeland

[@Svevsky]

That was the actual plan A that was in effect for a while. Goebbels had tons of summits with zionist orgs in germany to organize the resettlement. Then the war and british blockade started and you know the rest

[@notascientist709]

Everyone is making fun of the Holocaust in these comments but it’s really not funny. My grandfather was in the Holocaust and when the allies liberated the camp in Belgium they opened up the freezer they kept the Jews in and my grandfather fell out of the freezer and shattered like glass across the floor. Never again

[@rayrd3927]

NOT a Scientist If only you were Hitlers top guy. He wouldn’t have gotten away with it.

[@bruhmoment-rk4jj]

Ice cube😎

[@kv3515]

My grandfather was in Auschwitz too and actually died there. Poor bastard fell out from the watch tower and died on the spot. It was a tragedy. Never again. Take work safety seriously.

[@kv3515]

He was a colleague loved by all the guards in the camp. Also by many residents. He was a decorated war hero. He was a beloved father and husband. He was a hard working man, always starting his shift with a smile on his face. Always going the extra mile. He loved kittens. Tiny kittens always had a special place in his heart. We all still miss him dearly. So what I want you to take from this is, please, do take safety issues seriously at your place of work. Nobody deserves to go through what we went through.

[@luke-be8yw]

My grandpa died in auschwitz when he was only 10 years old, the guards forced him into an electric floor and zapped him until he melted 😢

[@BillWilsonBG]

Lets just be clear here about something. That incident in Odessa in '41, they put him into a self defense situation, he had no other choice.

[@pieceofschmidtgames6389]

How does he keep getting away with it?

[@L3athaface]

He had to shoot through a crowd of people in self defense.

[@momotheelder7124]

I seem to remember Sam describing the origin of this story: He was talking to, I think a Spanish guy, and mentioned that the Spanish have partly Arab blood-the guy replied with 'What are you talking about-I probably would have been one of Hitler's top soldiers!'

[@ihavenojawandimustscream4681]

Yeah Hitler's soldiers,specifically the bosnian ss or the arab ss volunteer 😂

[@haveyouseenchefplis932]

Leaving comments here just in case full context is found.

[@momotheelder7124]

@@haveyouseenchefplis932 I think it was mentioned when he was a guest of the Gavin McInnes show about five years back

[@limpyleg1570]

I am so happy I got to meet Sam Hyde a few years ago, kinda weird he plowed into a crowd right before with his dodge charger.

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

You mean a Challenger?

[@vict0ree]

BEWARE , i used this dating advice and i was arrested at chuck e cheese.

[@LuckyDT]

You too?

[@user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj]

Aw fuck that makes three of us

[@Sego763]

First time?

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

Same man. Smh people these days.

[@hixidom2274]

wtf who takes a date to chuck e cheese??

[@LEARSIKCIGAM]

he really does not like Hitler what a hero

[@chadwickmcfaggins9734]

I GOT YOUR BACK HITLER

[@oreocarlton3343]

jaffa?

[@chadwickmcfaggins9734]

@@oreocarlton3343 ELITE SHOCK TROOP. HITLER SPECIAL FORCES.

[@tamarinds]

@@oreocarlton3343 He calls.

[@ferhad9865]

When the date is going nowhere so you just go rogue

[@jcdentist4204]

Leon Trosky being interviewed while in exile in Mexico (circa 1939)

[@GorgeousoGlam]

she has a leg brace because she tried to hide from the hyde.

[@brandocalifornia3024]

She got severely beasted

[@PandemoniumPirateRadio]

The only man whose brain actually keeps growing after his twenties.

[@slipperygypsy1366]

The size of Hyde’s brain gets bigger every year

[@cadec5638]

"Count chocula" 😂

[@PhilMcCraken69]

Sam’s argument was convincing, but the audible stretching of his clothes as he describes what a physical beast he is…that’s what sold me.

[@mosacaude5266]

He definitely got a second date.

[@benjameshowden]

Her patience and calm dismay really give this that extra shine

[@Rolanddixoneve]

"that level of x-factor- we call it in the sales business"

[@mrenovatio3739]

Best line

[@diltonx6066]

@@mrenovatio3739 I laughed harder at "savoir faire"

[@tillmanxl6914]

I don't think she actually understood just how much Sam doesn't like Hitler, making him his top commander and all. 🤣👍

[@Anonymous-ov3uz]

All jokes aside, he makes a strong point that I think most people dismiss right away. Really though, you have to put yourselves in the shoes of what it meant to be someone 25 - 30 years old in Germany 1939 at the time, You were born somewhere around right before WW1, and in your childhood you lived in a wartime state but then end up losing the war and are humiliated. However its not over yet as your are forced to pay reparations which leads to 1920s basically being a mess (Hyperinflation). There is some glimmer of hope in the late 20s but then boom, the great depression happens and you are back to square one. However, all of a sudden some guy takes office in the early 30s and life starts to turn positive for the first time in your life. Its all about perspective, we have all the hindsight today but back then put your shoes in the average German citizen and you just might have supported the guy.

[@sahaynam6470]

Better than anything Tim and Eric have done. This is a masterpiece.

[@enalb5085]

because they are shills

[@MorganFreeman69420]

5:50

[@coyote4326]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 I remember watching the Tim and Eric show on Adult Swim once, and they had an entire segment where they wrote a song about how their nipples are fragile and the fabric of the shirts they wear make them bleed, and how their mom has to put tape over their nipples before they go to school. Never watched Tim and Eric again after that.

[@BrokTheLoneWolf]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 Poundhouse was great as well.

[@hamishwilson9787]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 basically

[@seanThree16]

Honestly, who wouldnt want to be a German soldier occupying Paris in the 40s? It was probably awesome, a lot better than being a Frenchman in Paris today.

[@MrFredstt]

Indeed. If I had to pick between Paris today and Paris in the 40s I’d choose Paris in the 40s

[@Imabeatyouman]

Dude, it’s a joke. Jesus christ

[@theshoes7488]

@@Imabeatyouman yeah but Honestly can you say *You wouldn’t want to....for sure?* also, who knows if you could have maybe changed his mind on something’s ya know? Just saying it could Look like a win win to you..... Or a win lose or a lose lose, even a lose win or a win lose win, or a win win win, or a win lose lose, or a lose win lose, or a lose lose lose, or a win lose lose.

[@JamesJJSMilton]

who would want to be a frenchman at all?

[@markusk1015]

That would be better than being in occupied France today

[@motorolohead]

It's like seeing Guillermo del Toro having a mental breakdown while trying to flirt with a gal

[@adrianc1264]

"When Adolf Hitler locks in his attention beams on you ... there's no way to resist that" Tom Cruise

[@thedragonbroke]

I love that somebody Sam was watching argue online once said "I would have been one of Hitler's top soldiers" and he has kept it in his pocket ever since. Idr the video where he talks about it

[@dabtican4953]

Leaving a message here in case somebody posts the link to it

[@thedragonbroke]

@Seronin Aran I remember him saying it was some guy from a weird country who countered somebody saying he wasn't white with "I would have been one of Hitler's top soldiers". Still can't remember the video...

[@satisfiedconsumer649]

It was in one of his hour long standups, pretty sure it was the "Cool it with the antisemetic remarks" one."

[@haveyouseenchefplis932]

Leaving a message here too just in case.

[@seksownyprzyjaciel]

Leaving message

[@SuperflyCLB]

Herr Hydelberg, Deutschland needs you for self-defense!

[@34zakk]

Poland put Germany in a self defense situation.

[@SuperflyCLB]

@@34zakk sudetenland is castle doctrine territory. Germany had no duty to retreat.

[@cooperwright9515]

@@34zakk self-defending all the way up to France

[@vertexed5540]

Herr Hydelberg, if you don't mind me saying, you're just such a nasty physical beast man, I need you to be my top guy

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@34zakk Thats unironically true

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"You're such a 💪nasty physical 💪beast, dude 💪."

[@warforge_jp]

"iam hitler's top guy... what am i gonna do..." this made me laugh more than any mainstream comedy i have watched in the past few years not gonna lie bro.

[@meow121.5]

“Just be yourself”

[@143jcm]

"Tom.. You're now my Top Guy"

[@roguewarrior6463]

To be fair Dr. Frankenstein would want a NASTY PHYSICAL BEAST to be his top guy

[@user-hj3sj2bc1r]

Manager: why should we hire you? Me:

[@bronyrapist666]

I loved how he put Frankenstein and Count Chocula on the same level as Hitler ahahahaha

[@chaoticnipples3405]

Sam hyde interviewing Anne Frank

[@xiniks]

Seems like he is channeling Otto Skorzeny.

[@GeneCreemers]

“Yeah my ancestors were in Auschwitz.” “Well see I probably would’ve protected them… somehow. I probably would’ve went back and protected them.” Lmao underrated line in this bit 0:57